The Official Podcast

Four close man friends gather around to discuss important topics.
This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links Below.
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Timestamps:
00:01:40 - Roblox Terrorist Lawsuit
00:17:53 - ExpressVPN Ad
00:20:46 - Will Smith
00:24:20 - Squid Game in North Korea
00:38:32 - MVMT Ad
00:40:05 - Contraband Worth Our Lives
00:46:40 - Ghislaine Maxwell Trial
00:53:12 - MeUndies Ad
00:58:40 - Viewer Questions (Messages to the Past)
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Hosts:
Jackson: / zealotonpc
Andrew: / huggbeestv
Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
Kaya: / kayaorsan
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[@fishboi28]

The way Charlie's face lights up when Brendan Fraser is mentioned is adorable

[@Misunao23]

When?

[@JacksonSTUFF777]

@@Misunao23 45:42

[@Ragnarock619]

Kaya is slowly morphing into Markiplier.

[@DickfaceMcGhee]

“Hello, everybody my name is Markiplier. Boy, I sure do hate pedophiles!”

[@CCrusaderNL]

Turkish markiplier

[@eggy7346]

Looks more like a slimmer Turkish MeatCanyon

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

I mean there's worse people you could turn into. Take myself for example lol.

[@adriangomez6826]

kinda looks like oompa too

[@jackhadfield1332]

I love the part of this podcast where Jackson brings up perfectly decent points and everyone just poopys on his face.

[@Lemminboy7]

So eloquently put. I love this comment

[@timetogetgoofy5440]

kayas hair looks hella good today

[@telepathicfish1489]

Jackson and Kaya should fuse together to form a perfect being with ultimate intelligence and hotness (respectively).

[@andrewgenton6323]

I stg I'm new to the podcast and had the two mixed up for the longest

[@whatislife233]

@@andrewgenton6323 they have their initials next to them lol

[@andrewgenton6323]

@@whatislife233 I understand, I just lack basic cognitive abilities

[@D0NCH33T0]

That would be the sexiest thing ever.

[@raulvalgar1999]

I always love when Kaya shows his cats.

[@Huedra.]

Every episode kaya blesses my day with his cute hair.

[@sams9462]

HERE BEFORE THE BOTS

[@oatman0]

@@sams9462 And they never came...

[@Lol-dd2ud]

The thumbnail is so simple yet so perfect.

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@花野-b7c begone with you bot.

[@skunky_fink]

It's also a Cr1T1KaL version like i uploaded

[@adhchopper]

im always shocked and impressed at how poignant jackson’s takes on the inner workings of another country’s judicial system are

[@chumlife]

Zamn throughout the years Kaya's had a glowup.

[@ember-brandt]

1:20:00 Andrew's full-blown witch cackle after Jackson's question at the very end hahaha

[@CapitalYellowCannon]

50:30 for Sore Tummies

[@a.s.2611]

Kayas hair gave me 80s punk rock vibes and I was diggin' it!

[@minecraft-hw7kh]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5LYfpRmortgntk

[@roxasXIIgamer]

The whole "nobody gave a shit about fukushima, everybody was talking about tchernobyl" take was prettey dumb. Fukushima was the whole reason Germany decided to abandon nuclear energy. I thought that at least Kaya would have known better. Jackson was completely right.

[@saea8677]

Artists were cancelling concerts in Tokyo because of Fukushima, when the flight to Japan would expose you to more radiation than just staying in Tokyo. It was very odd.

[@johnbiluke8406]

There's no need to demean someone for lack of knowledge.

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@johnbiluke8406 in this day and age when you have all the information you want at the tips of your fingers it’s okay to demean someone because of lack of knowledge . Especially when it’s a 5 second google search away.

[@goostav8235]

Really love Kayas hair in this one

[@minecraft-hw7kh]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5LYfpRmortgntk

[@t.d.writer1589]

Okay but the Greek ancient 'computer' only measured astronomical movement like the moon's orbit. It wasn't some modern proto computer

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

Doesnt make it any less impressive

[@wenbluepirate3954]

@@vodkawhisperer3923 but still puts charlie in the wrong camp

[@AsymmetricalCrimes]

@@vodkawhisperer3923 It kinda does. It was basically an advanced calendar. And humans figured out calendars centuries before the Greeks.

[@snave5188]

Hi, I'm the guy who spat coffee on his monitor after hearing that MeUndies in fact has undies And yes, my monitor is fine, I cleaned it up with my brand new pair of MeUndies

[@emmanuelguerrerohernandez9353]

I can relate with this episode so much. Been having stomach ache for the past few days, it sucks.

[@Primilex]

Ay same, only I thought I had gallstones for a bit lol.

[@dyr234]

Same here

[@ZarHakkar]

I'm surprised Charlie has gotten this far without talking about KZbin removing dislikes. Wasn't he in dialogue with Susan Wojcicki a bit back? *edit* Thanks to replies to this comment, I stand corrected. He touches on it in this video at around the 5 minute mark: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZnXiYl7ftV8fLs It's still incredibly disappointing though that, after so long, this seems to be the end product of KZbin and the users "interacting more".

[@viderevero1338]

He did talk about it (somewhere) essentially his response was it “fucking sucks, don’t know what else you guys Expected. So...yeah, see ya”

[@eshryo]

@Hadrim Losthor No clue what you’re talking about, on his streams he talks a lot about how bad KZbin’s policies are. Just because he had a positive interaction with KZbin and said good things about them after that doesn’t mean he’s had “money shoved in his face”. I hate the argument that if you aren’t constantly bitching about something or dont mention it that you were payed off. What about Andrew? He literally made one of those youtube community posts talking shit about it and didn’t say anything on it either. Its insane how people will be huge ass hypocrites.

[@galaxy8551]

@Hadrim Losthor What are you on about? He made a video of it but there was nothing anybody could do about it and not much to it other than, dumb move. he talked about it for literally 30 seconds

[@liltoaster7308]

@Hadrim Losthor None of this should be taken this seriously dude. There's no reason for so much vitriol against Charlie for not publicly complaining about KZbin's garbage policies. This is beyond a first world issue.

[@Furugeru]

@Hadrim Losthor lmao, he already did. On his KZbin video about Apple stealing his face where he just talks about a lot of stuff. Besides, charlie makes most of his money from twitch and sponsors on KZbin like raycon and raid shadow legends and such. It's not something super complex like "KZbin gave him money to be on their side." It's literally just, KZbin either hasn't done what they said they would yet, or they took his criticism from the video where he called Susan and shot it out back. Occams razor moment

[@stitchypiper4554]

Going through a rough patch glad u guys uploaded, instantly took my mind off things

[@irishempire9811]

The nuclear power discussion was awesome and Kaya's hair looks great. Keep it up boys

[@sourav.T.S]

that ROBLOX thing was an absolute roller coaster of emotions

[@gabrielbenjamin6370]

I really appreciate everything the four of you do

[@adhchopper]

prove it

[@thesovietkevin7275]

pov: u listened to/watched 0 frames of any podcast episode

[@bigafroman4277]

Jackson is totally right about the 2011 nuclear disaster tho. Japan, Germany, and other nations are shutting down their reactors just because of that event

[@brandon9172]

@Mario Sanabria Nuclear power alongside all green energies are the key.

[@yootd3m]

@Mario Sanabria natural disasters are unpredictable. No matter how well built a reactor is it will always have vulnerabilities.

[@undefined5083]

Not really

[@PanMat2000]

​@@yootd3mwell if you build it on the coast of Japan then sure. You can't predict the sea. Those in Germany for example? They are super safe

[@yootd3m]

@@PanMat2000 I have thought about this topic a lot since I posted that comment a year ago and I now think that having a reactor be anything less than entirely natural disaster proof is foolish. What concearns me most currently is the wastewater storage tanks at fukushima which are alleged to be vulnerable to earthquakes.

[@Natalie-101]

Love everyone thirsting for Kaya in the comments😂

[@billzhang8628]

Well it's his fault for being hot as fuck

[@billzhang8628]

@Parking_lot182 Yes

[@gillian_seed8358]

Idk what it is but i like this podcast most the time. I don’t even follow these guys really outside this, other than Charlie’s 20 minute videos he cuts on youtube are fairly entertaining. But there’s always at least one topic that hooks me so i at least skim through all the new ones released since i discovered it.

[@skunky_fink]

I thought the same

[@ArthropodJay]

same

[@leannezezeski-sass2773]

I’m sick right now and one of the major symptoms is having a sore and upset tummy. I’ve had a sore tummy for the last week 😞

[@orthusbased9665]

The thing with furries is they blend in to society way to well. Its actually scary how many professionals you probably publicly know who secretly has a funny animal persona online.

[@777-y9r8p]

Charlie’s fursona would be a sloth

[@777-y9r8p]

🦥

[@BeezerGutlr]

Man I work with a furry and before she told us all that she was furry I was hella detecting it, the furry cannot blend into society my friend, no matter how strong their will is

[@orthusbased9665]

@@BeezerGutlr there are some exceptions...

[@haveyouseenchefplis932]

Anythings blends in this fucked up society you doofus, it's not scary at all. We've seen a wholesome old man singing for people on youtube actually get listed as a predator, etc etc.

[@TheStudioMouse]

this was easily one of the best episodes

[@milkman2742]

Charlie. I’m a fellow hypochondriac. I’m 19 years old and I’m getting my first and hopefully only colonoscopy this Monday December 6th. I’ll tell y’all how it goes. Update: It went well and nothing went wrong. I do have internal hemorrhoids. Also it was the best nap I’ve ever had.

[@milkman2742]

@Parking_lot182 thanks 🙏 stay tuned as I’ll probably update this comment after that day :)

[@failixgo]

So you kinda healed now? Or did your condition at least improve?

[@milkman2742]

@@failixgo well the internal hemorrhoids were causing issues l which I thought was something like Colon Cancer. So the hemorrhoids are actually starting to shrink a bit

[@failixgo]

@@milkman2742 nice, glad to hear you are not dying

[@beacool486]

​@@milkman2742how are you doing man

[@benim3166]

kaya's cat is the best part of this podcast. :D

[@ArMentorLazada]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5LYfpRmortgntk

[@PresterJohn420]

Why is Kaya so cute-

[@complimentbot7015]

@Cameron thank you Cameron, an astute observation.

[@jetstreamsam56]

@Cameron Thanks Cameron

[@krispinwah2784]

Sis- i- 😭😭😭😭- but- i- NIGGA LEARN TO TALK

[@Xanthopathy]

@Cameron THANK YOU CAMERON

[@PresterJohn420]

My dearest@Cameron, I sincerely apologize for my odd usuage of the dash (‘-‘) character, it was not very thoroughly thought through and was instead intended to be an act of comedy. The “interruption” that would typically come with a dash is supposed to be the person reading this, in this situation implying that it is not popular opinion to feel that Kaya is this cute. That was rather short sighted of my though, and in retrospect I can clearly understand my odd verbiage and unjust opinions were worthy of such a response. Regards, Mr. John.

[@deloperfection]

HOLY SHIT I LOVE KAYA'S HAIR

[@L3pToad]

59:38 Boonebeck definitely was watching Steins;Gate when he wrote this question. No doubt. Time travelling messages with a character limit? That literally has Steins;Gate written all over it!

[@gullraiznadeem2548]

I was thinking exactly the same thing

[@okaberintarou6170]

i thought i was the only one who noticed lol

[@M30W3R]

The Greeks also invented the steam engine and did experiments with electricity and magnetism. The problem back then was that the ruling class was composed of academics and abstract thinkers who shunned the mercantile and working classes so even if more tech was ever built by some Greek proto scientist it was probably just something his own community was benefiting from. It's why so many cities and towns in the Mediterranean have names derived from Greek, it was all the ostracized laborious groups leaving the homeland for richer lands.

[@AsymmetricalCrimes]

No

[@edgarissilly]

@@AsymmetricalCrimes amazing point my friend

[@AsymmetricalCrimes]

@@edgarissilly But they didn't. Greeks did not have steam engines, computers, or electricity.

[@michaelvalentin7872]

When can we be expecting a cheese tier list?

[@lnlyby_yt]

Dick cheese is S tier, what else do you need

[@skunky_fink]

What about variants tier list. I'm thinking of making one

[@michaelvalentin7872]

@@lnlyby_yt 😕

[@person3653]

Just wanna say i love this podcast. It brings me much joy to listen to every Thursday

[@jayylad38]

watching this w/ a sore tummy rn

[@neonfox3]

Y’know, Kaya's hair looks really nice in this episode.

[@conorclark7408]

We need to strike these bots down with the smite of a thousand gods

[@Arjirr]

Idk why but Charles account has so many bots to an almost crazy level compared to other KZbinrs

[@sabrinalopez9171]

I normally only listen to the audio version but OMG I love Kaya's hairrrr it's soo cutee

[@urban5072]

51:16 people say "i have a sore stomach" or "my stomach is sore" is that not a regular thing?

[@chefbappa7515]

Lot's of talk about not building nuclear reactors near bodies of water... Nuclear reactors are placed near bodies of water for a reason. It is a safety feature because it provides an effectively unlimited supply of makeup water to keep the core covered in an emergency. As long as the reactor is submerged it will not melt down.

[@Mr._Chunk]

The ocean is home to algae that produce more oxygen than all the trees on Earth combined. If that algae dies there won't be enough oxygen in the atmosphere for mammals like us to survive.

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

@@Mr._Chunk nuclear plants dont have a big enough impact to affect oxygen

[@joeyrozic1100]

@@Mr._Chunk I don't breathe

[@buriedalive3192]

@@Mr._Chunk Yeah, the algae won't die from a reactor, not even from a meltdown which are really bloody unlikely with current tech.

[@Mr._Chunk]

Yeah it won't take just radiation, all it takes to kill the algae is a couple degrees in temperature. This is already happening and wiping out swaths of coral reefs.

[@chloecee5743]

Kaya's looking quite dapper with his longer hair! Love it :D

[@Teddy-l9i]

56:08 i love that explaination

[@genericytprofile852]

Well really the moderator that was exposed was the HEAD moderator so it makes sense why roblox would get angry at him. Plus helping chinese users get over the firewall, and various other spiteful shit. I don't think yall realize how petty big corps can be when it comes to their image.

[@TMreal05]

exposing moderators for shit they do wrong = instant ban

[@by00yb]

"Every Thursday at 7pm" my ass

[@DeltaX422]

Good to know Jackson is a cat lover. Love you dude

[@a-goat2778]

Me watching Jackson’s face. “True”

[@retrogwuap5243]

Kaya has the scrappy cocoa straight out of the Paul Mitchell book

[@landontucker2866]

The word sore is indeed what the definition tells you! However when it comes to the way you use that’s important to. No one would normally say the there head ache is a head sore. They would say it’s a head ache but you could describe it as being sore but not in the way you would say it as. For an example, some one brakes the arm, and the doctor asks him what is wrong with your arm. And the patient says “Doctor my arm is sore” this would be a incorrect way of defining what is actually and clearly wrong with him.

[@Shroudnight]

1:17:57 I completely agree think about the hindengburg Zeppelin crash. That tarnished the reputation of Zeppelins. Think about if Zeppelins were still used today but enhanced with current technology

[@SleazyChicken]

I hope the playlist updates eventually, I fell behind from listening at work.

[@David-hb3gu]

Jackson is so funny he is definitely my favorite character

[@shaquilleoseal1390]

he is not a character he is a real human being

[@memedudu1755]

they should do a episode with a moist critikal variant

[@BAO-ve9pd]

Agreed

[@random1234100]

This isn't really a good idea, I mean think about it they are just regular people who put in a white t shirt and said yeaaaaah baby. They aren't gonna have this riveting origin story to tell.

[@FreshyKiller]

@@random1234100 bro wym nun of these guys are talking about anything crazy lol. just regular topics

[@Alecs684]

I would risk my life for this podcast 😔✊

[@t1ttysprinklz345]

This is the greatest podcast of all time

[@bovvsette7996]

It's not

[@deloperfection]

of All Time

[@moisttroglodyte2308]

Kaya looks like a rockstar

[@7StarHeryla]

Yeahhh babyyyy that’s what I’ve been waiting for!

[@foe9614]

I’m having the worst stomach pains as I’m watching this, not even joking

[@SharkOfTheRedSea]

Supernatural had an episode where a character went back in time to save Titanic just so he wouldn't hear the Celine Dion song anymore.

[@mohammadalibakawi6617]

Havent thought of that show in ages, it peaked when lucifer came back to the earth

[@SharkOfTheRedSea]

@@mohammadalibakawi6617 yea I fell off too, it was cool for a bit but then it just never ended. I did watch a recent Supernatural/Scooby Doo animated episode which was alright cause it was mostly a standalone episode.

[@mohammadalibakawi6617]

@@SharkOfTheRedSea Yeah it just never ended. plus it kinda felt sillly when death was implied to be stronger than god... eh , i choose to believe armageddon was subverted and everyone lived happily forever

[@SharkOfTheRedSea]

@@mohammadalibakawi6617 Main characters each died a few times, it's like Dragon Ball Z XD I like to feel the weight of death in the media I consume. Not the "they will be back" feeling.

[@mohammadalibakawi6617]

@@SharkOfTheRedSea None of the characters carried weight by the end, you had the bois meeting with hell's headhoncho each weekend, maybe some angel warring and blah blah blah.

[@ventis109]

i like how every few episodes some host is becoming a still image

[@SeptunoYT]

Been watching since day one and I've gotta say you all look 2x hotter that back then. Good job on the glow ups lol.

[@Nick-zm2vm]

In regards to nuclear power, my concern with it is that the waste products last for approximately 1,000 years and are highly toxic.

[@jasonfreitas6845]

“Don’t cross that bridge Felix!”

[@7ylerD]

I thought that question was so lame, but it led to such a surprisingly decent discussion. Wild.

[@dr.sandflea810]

Love the hair Kaya

[@yurielcundangan9090]

This was a Certified "h00d" Classic

[@Jocsan.101]

@emelia shut up virus bot

[@Primilex]

Bro it's a good meme but stop spamming. At least become a reply bot instead of a comment one

[@austinshort2357]

Why does Charlie always look so uncomfortable he's just wait for this to end lol

[@cud0s]

Maybe he is afraid to talk about recent punchdown slapping death. Afaik Punchdown posted a few months ago that they will be collaborating with charlie

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

He was so silent this episode it's so depressing

[@peeporiot9948]

Waiting patiently for the Ludwig episode PauseChamp

[@ignatio2044]

There was a second Ludwig episode? Did they stream on Patreon recently or something?

[@hugosanchez4593]

There already is a Ludwig episode

[@bigafroman4277]

Jackson is the smartest of all these men 😤

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

Facts

[@misterdystopia8991]

Well this is interesting!

[@_maxmur]

based steins;gate fan with the sending a message to the past question 👍

[@okaberintarou6170]

i thought i was the only one who noticed lol

[@Sue_Me_Too]

How fitting, I'm just getting over a case of food poisoning (I forgot to wash the shells when I brought the eggs in).

[@skunky_fink]

Weird

[@WookieWarriorz]

bro thats not a thing loolololololol

[@thebarbiter4644]

1:07:15 There's actually a book series based off this concept where a man went back in time with a group of people to early 19th century England and used modern technology they brought with them to take over the world.

[@theskyisteal8346]

If y'all want to hear what's going on in the Maxwell trial, Joe Nierman from the KZbin channel Good Lawgic is attending in person and reporting on it daily.

[@bugweasel]

Hahah wow the Jada segment an hr in hits so much differently now with the recent information saying they'd be split for 7 years XD

[@Dogtrio]

This should be titled "Andrew talks out his ass about north korea for an hour"

[@salomonrod1657]

Kaya's hair looks very nice on this episode

[@biohazard3883]

Hit up Stephen Hawking like a day before his party like "won't be able to make it tmr sorry bro"

[@Sn1peralex]

The meundies link is wrong in the description

[@WorldEaterZero]

The Fukushima nuclear disaster is memorable. You can't deny it

[@luckynugget9576]

Jackson had another Australiaism, with the sore tummy talk, however I'm surprised they don't refer to it as sorey. "I'm feeling a bit sorey"

[@jojak0512]

Yeah I’m American and have never heard sore used in the way Jackson describes it so I assume it’s a location thing.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

i've heard it called a sore tummy in america before, but like as something you'd say to a child not as a grown man

[@a_nervous_wreck]

I always use the term "sore stomach" and I'm from America so I must be an autistic weirdo.

[@foottothefloormotorsports8384]

Will smith has learned the ultimate coping Mechanics lol

[@ChunLo21]

This episode aged extremely well lmao

[@S1dew1nderNL]

Time travel: I'd visit Stephen Hawkings time travel meeting. And if that wasn't possible I'd send him an apology letter saying that I can't attend in person.

[@K_Lateral]

My tummy is sore too fellas

[@noir8739]

The article is making ruben look bad for no reason

[@SwellRhymes]

The most official time of the weeek

[@sayemhossain350]

I see charlie's new podcast, i click

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

It's barely even his tbh lol

[@xainreaper6458]

Oh god. First Kaya, now Charlie. The ghost of Podcast past is cursing their bowels!

[@chilixx2900]

yeah i am australian aswell as jackson we just say sore about everything.

[@Taniniver]

damnnn Kaya's new hair is hawt af🥵

[@ratmanchu9921]

thanks for making my science fare bearable

[@Addmephly]

This is the greatest sorest tummie of all time

[@Oddgamer0917]

Hello! I am not a bot surprisingly! Specially this early.

[@Shadriand]

I love the fact you guys are talking about Ruben Sim, he's definitely not nearly close to what ROBLOX claims he is. ROBLOX is notorious for banning people for meaningless things and he ended up getting targeted by ROBLOX which banned him because he found out and published a video where he found out a ROBLOX employee was following a furry porn account on twitter and saying that it was unprofessional due to kids potentially seeing it. He then made accounts to get around the wrongful ban, one of those alts got hacked into and they started publishing NSFW content onto ROBLOX. They clung to the narrative that it was him and then they started combining all the potential evidence they could to try and silence him and set him as example so that people don't hurt their reputation like he had. He was one of the best people on the platform, especially since he was very well known for calling out pedophiles inside the community. They only dropped the lawsuit and found a settlement with him after he started making videos that hurt their revenue streams and their stock prices which are still plummeting.

[@Jocsan.101]

YEEAAAHHHH BABYYYYYYY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WATING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOO

[@Jocsan.101]

@@haneame3563 no

[@Jocsan.101]

@@cornelias9601 noo

[@lingling4891]

Kaya looking good!!

[@simeonemascarpone]

Did Jackson watch breaking bad in the meantime? Like dude it's so good..