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[@drjekyllmshyde]

As a former EMT and current emergency medicine epidemiologist, this is super common and nothing to be embarrassed about

[@codgod6848]

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[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Dont expect Kaya to know much about anything involving medical, Doc.

[@zionfreeman303]

How often do people leak shit on the floors?

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

how common

[@drjekyllmshyde]

@@sorrychangedmyusername3594 like almost daily

[@samikhalil8283]

That kaya story might have been one of the most entertaining and hilarious things Ive heard in this podcast. Shit this was a good episode.

[@lividpringles7198]

My guy, you're now in the guinness world records of having the most bot replies on one comment

[@chaddev3762]

No shit

[@boldone66]

"SHIT" this was a good episode. Shit indeed.

[@gutgobbler1121]

@@boldone66 does this imply you did not like this particular episode? Hm?

[@lamthienphu8412]

@@gutgobbler1121 he meant as in the story in this episode was about shit....

[@Nar01]

All four cameras on means there’s signs of hope for the world

[@Paxindica96]

we've been blessed

[@codgod6848]

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[@GeneralAeon]

It's great to see Kaya no longer needs to use his soundboard for every show

[@clementthangtinkhum7690]

Covid is coming to an end soon

[@iamray4702]

I almost came seeing them all at once.

[@pequodott]

Kaya's story has made this the best podcast episode of the year

[@shadowmilk3742]

Probably best podcast episode period.

[@stevenevenshow2790]

At for real the best episode in probably a 100 episodes.

[@chefkhepri2268]

The whole emergency waiting room thing is a serious problem, my father was having a heart attack and they tried to sit him down and answer questions until i literally started screaming that he was dying and they took him back

[@codgod6848]

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[@gavinbrown5804]

Oh wow

[@limjahey5528]

@@codgod6848 Hey, go grab 20 sleeping pills and take them.

[@ch1gga22]

@YeaMan cap

[@MZeternally]

Heart was 180 bpm and they made me wait for 2 hours

[@XxXkillernooXxX]

I have IBS and I have actually passed out from pain from a shit (or lack there of) before. It's horrible. I understand the embarrassment

[@codgod6848]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@cactusfarmer4632]

Me too. And even after the shit there still feels like there’s more when there isn’t

[@mifrr1316]

I had surgery and the first shit after coming out of anesthesia was nearly impossible. Sat there for over an hour and couldnt push hard enough, nearly passed out and was shaking and sweating just like Kaya was describing 😰 eventually got the rest out with laxatives and I was so exhausted

[@bobobsen]

@@mifrr1316 oh huh, so that's why I couldn't shit after my nose operation. Pro tip: wait a few days in pain and then drink shitloads of kefir. You'll poop it all out.

[@SolomonTheBard]

in an alternate timeline, Charlie never said the boardwalk burgers joke to Tiana and thus he is currently married to Andrew.

[@codgod6848]

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[@polarbears0306]

@Josh the Joshey Boii wow ... This song actually good good

[@GalaxyStandard77]

Are we in the worst timeline? If Charlie marries to Andrew, does that mean Kaya never left Christmas Island and became King of the Ottoman Empire?

[@raidengoodman8754]

I want that timeline. Doctor strange do your thing

[@daviddelisse9712]

@YeaMan does it teach you better English?

[@lilbaz5412]

THEY ARE ALLLLLL HEREEEEEEEE, ANDREW HAS RETURNED FROM THE SAHARA, AND JACKSON IS BACK FROM THE RED ROOM, LETS GOOOO!!

[@robzrapid3166]

Everything about this episode of the podcast was basically 10/10. Probably the best episode of this podcast in a while.

[@christianrice9623]

I needed something to put in the background while I cleaned and packed for college, and this was just posted. Holy shit you're a savior. Much love

[@Ayyyyyyyhdndnekans32]

good luck at college man

[@eatingpringles]

Let us know how you do at college!

[@gunkcancerr]

i had this as i folded clothes lmao

[@codgod6848]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@dorian4191]

Goodluck in college

[@mr_dolphin621]

"From now on i want to be healthier" 2 seconds later takes a hit of a vape

[@Djuntas]

Yep...These people need to start their day with some oatmeal. That shit is golden, just add some raisins and sugar and milk :)

[@nicocharlon4450]

@Celly Chip really did he confirm in another episode

[@munjee2]

I suppose its healthier than smoking, especially indoors

[@mr.smiley5582]

@@munjee2 indoors yes, but its actually worse. You're replacing cigs with something worse than a pack of cigs based on studies. But it's less disgusting then smoking. Smoking is nasty as fuck

[@dcode863]

@@mr.smiley5582 nah vaping isnt worse, there's no tar produced from vaping as aposed to traditional smoking

[@adhchopper]

this is the most editing that’s ever been done on this podcast. danny outdid himself fr

[@yeat6318]

These bots trippin

[@keeanstevenson7581]

@@yeat6318 we need to bring back Turing to decode this cypher

[@safarijoe5677]

Six bots in a row holy shit

[@musalamabduallah6800]

You’re Pfp Says it All

[@jkob8955]

Yeah its the most editing because most of the other episodes have literally no editing.

[@pedroj772]

Boys, I can't finish the podcast cause I'm in hospital with a fractured spine and broken pelvis, and it just hurts too much to laugh. But I'll browse helix mattresses in the meantime.

[@smellthel]

I have never felt more bad for another human being

[@fontbane]

You mean down bad?

[@Skalopp]

How many human beings do you know?

[@f-ckmyr0fil788]

what a nice plump mouthful🍍🍌🍋🍊🍉🍈🍇

[@f-ckmyr0fil788]

the house, and thought🧗‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♂️🤺🤾‍♀️🤾‍♂️🤽‍♀️

[@f-ckmyr0fil788]

It is so early in the day that🍣🍢🍠🍝🍜🍛🍚

[@royallebluu7462]

The Official Podcast is my go to Podcast when I am out and about, perfect for when you are doing your weekly shop and others can think that you are insane because of how frequently hard you'll be laughing LMAO. Favorite Podcast on all of the Tube

[@ottolinnoskivi590]

I think PKA is better

[@sxmbxdy]

@@ottolinnoskivi590😂😂😂

[@curtis701]

The rare ocasion that andrew isn't lost in the desert and jackson isn't trapped in the depths of hell

[@bdeathlord4149]

Kaya Almost died on the toilet and got a hard dose of post-shit clarity

[@toastboi138]

It made me sad how sad Jackson sounded at the end. I completely agree that they should try expanding a bit. The idea of staying completely static, especially when it's starting to get stale, isn't a good one

[@chaaseisstupid2036]

its probably a fear of the corners thing happening with the podcast even though people like me prefers that level of effort and organization but i get it

[@pigggy2313]

@@chaaseisstupid2036 Did people even dislike the corners ? I actually enjoyed them, especially the things we liked.

[@chaaseisstupid2036]

@@pigggy2313 yeah thats my favorite time

[@MrDylancarlson]

I like how whenever jackson talks about Healthcare that doesn't suck, the others just refuse to believe him. They're like "Jackson, one does not simply have a shower at a hospital that is just not how it works"

[@joelwilson1060]

"you're ultrasounding for a baby that's been aborted" 😂 fucking gold

[@word69420]

Jackson’s idea at the end was great. You know where to wire the funds. But in all seriousness I agree with Jackson. Expand to new horizons.

[@specks-hi4ks]

I liked the visual part to the podcast and I appreciate you trying to bring new things to the table Jackson, do not be dispirited! ❤️

[@adhchopper]

when i was like 14 i had a similar experience. i ended up having to get an enema and it’s still one of the most scarring, traumatic experiences i’ve ever had. i can still remember writhing on the table in the fetal position while gallons of water were pumped into my colon through a dry, un-lubricated plastic tube. the sounds i made in the process haunt me to this day.

[@codgod6848]

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[@AA-ff8xg]

That explains your profile pic i guess

[@adhchopper]

@@AA-ff8xg im a broken man

[@icecream4you161]

What where the sounds you made exactly?

[@voidpriestess42]

Yikes I'm sorry that happened to you, man. That's horrible

[@haynelim3496]

I was so invested in this man's tall tale about his shitting emergency trip to the hospital

[@codgod6848]

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[@G_Robb]

When you say something's a "tall tale", doesn't that mean it's a lie?

[@xenos_n.]

@@G_Robb yeah, tall tale means that it's exaggerated usually immensely.

[@Shan-lp2iu]

@@G_Robb It can also mean impressive story. At least in the UK it doesnt only mean deceptive

[@G_Robb]

@@Shan-lp2iu So in the UK it can either mean untruthful or impressive? Sounds confusing. How would you know which meaning is implied? Especially since each meaning is so wildly different. With all due respect, I call BS on that, unless or until I learn otherwise. I think you're mistaken and the original commenter misused the term.

[@TheStudioMouse]

one of the best podcast episodes I've seen in my life. The story telling from Kaya is bonkers

[@MrIblowUpRandomstuff]

**OH SHIT** That's me who wrote that paper! (59:13) (Proof: check the video linked in the paper under the Appendix and look at the uploader) This is the closest I'll ever get to being on The Official Podcast 👀👀👀 (unless they get me on there for an episode, totally down for that). Bless these handsome boys

[@doppelganger7645]

I know exactly what kaya went through I had to go through the same exact thing for four days straight and I can confirm it is one of the worst things a person could go through but the pure relief at the end is better then anything

[@aeriswf]

As an audio only listener, i liked the game show and want it to stay

[@mazobojo]

I have never related to a story more in my life. I have a condition that can cause intestinal blockages, it rarely happens, but when it does its unimaginably painful. I’ve had around 7 scares like Kaya’s. I’ve never gone to the hospital though, I should’ve for 3 of the instances. It’s so painful it makes it hard to talk, and in most cases I couldn’t walk. I’ve even faceplanted on concrete twice while trying to walk to a bathroom.

[@CHICAGOTICA44]

Me too!!! All his story was giving me war flashbacks.

[@samantha2afterwuat778]

It’s awful and I was at school so I was trying insanely hard to look normal while having searing horrible pain in the intestines

[@mazobojo]

@@samantha2afterwuat778 I had the same thing happen in my 1st period class. I felt fine on the drive over, then it set in during class after I walked a bit. I left school and was in pain for many hours

[@samantha2afterwuat778]

@@mazobojo the worst thing is that the pain comes out of nowhere so I have no time to prepare at all, and I didn’t know what to say or what I would say to my teacher about it and I couldn’t move from my seat so it was just miserable

[@mazobojo]

@@samantha2afterwuat778 just say I need to leave for a medical issue or something like that, no teacher is really going to stop you. Best of luck in the future

[@larss6530]

This is the first episode I’m listening to and I think I may have listened to the best one. I think I’m lucky.

[@emmaseal3840]

Fiber supplements, Kaya. Psyllium husk capsules. They make your bowel movements bulky yet soft and easy to pass with less wiping. When you take them daily, they keep your BMs regular

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

That stuff can cause intestinal blockages. Use with caution. This man just needs to drink a lot more water.

[@sanjoaquinvalleytransparency1]

Freaking awesome

[@BoxOfNot]

@yes man I hate bots

[@codgod6848]

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[@codgod6848]

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[@codgod6848]

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[@jakescott6867]

I’m actually listening to this podcast in the hospital! I just told the footnotes Kaya’s story to the nurse taking my blood

[@invadernav3422]

I work at a hospital, and the emergency room situation is the norm. There was a couple who had a damn baby who was needing medical attention and they eventually just left because they waited for so long to instead go to a pediatrician.

[@salemcrow5078]

What takes so long to get people through? I mean if it's busy is understand, but in cases where it's near empty if not desolate?

[@SpectreMkTwo]

This is probably my favorite episode in the entire podcast history. Only contender being the prison from RuneScape episode

[@YCCCm7]

Life advice, from my own experience: Alternate each morning between eating a bowl of insoluble and soluble fiber, such as, say, mini wheats on monday and oatmeal on tuseday. Got the consistency of harder fiber cushioned by the softness of softer fiber. I've been in Kaya's shoes, and changing over to this strat has worked perfectly for me so far.

[@TomoEriGoto]

Kaya’s next nightmare: Paperwork.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

I think any paper with words on them frighten Kaya, especially "Wear a mask in public"

[@codgod6848]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@grelkie]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 ok

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@grelkie Im not lying. He is very anti-mask. Also thinks China seeded Covid on purpose.

[@grelkie]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 ok

[@acheeseyguy2218]

Why do they call it the restroom kaya is literally fighting for his life

[@mariaeli622]

Omg I was falling asleep to the podcast then woke up mid when Andrew was talking about Helix Sleep. I woke up scared after hearing “Rude” and the words “asleep” “podcast”. I enjoy sleeping to the podcast for the reason that it helps me relax, cool down, and clear the mind. Instead of constant haunting thoughts I have the official podcast to ease my nights. Who needs melatonin? You don’t put me to sleep as in your boring but think of it as rocking a baby. Happy thoughts :)

[@kevingaby1786]

I went through this at my parents house with my parents and brother laughing in the livingroom at my screams and moans. I was desperately looking up fixes and made myself hot bath to soak in becuase the pain and ended up puking in the bath... Constapation is rough. Found out it was from taking pain pills which made me that way and then stopping them which caused withdraw diharea to come behind it and it was terrible pain seriously thought I would become septic but made it through luckily

[@FukaiKokoro]

I am on meds that cause it. It can suck sometimes. Enimas are definitely my friend lol. Opiate type meds and similar meds can cause issues.

[@scottbecker4367]

It really isn't a laughing matter. I've been there too, and it's awful.

[@viktorrezdad]

I had a scarily similar experience to kaya as a kid where i was in so much pain I couldn’t even move and my parents took me to the hospital only to find out I just had to take a massive dump

[@RandommBoyo]

Bruh the cost of staying in a hospital being so big makes me only think 'America moment.'

[@specks-hi4ks]

Cane from Spotify to see if all camera's were on.. looks like I'm listening again!

[@codgod6848]

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[@fabianrams718]

I took one of the best dumps and was immediately grateful within the first half of the podcast

[@bobobsen]

I liked Jackson's idea. Andrew shot him down too hard.

[@ottolinnoskivi590]

Andrew always does, hes so annoying

[@CharlieBoy1089]

Andrew constantly ragging on Jackson every episode is getting so boring

[@dethberri]

dude yeah, you just could hear the sheer dejection in Jackson's voice at the end. pretty sure Andrew wasn't trying to be a dick about it, but dude, there's always a time and a place. like when you're not recording live in front of an audience jfc

[@nen9021]

This was like a Dhar Mann video, now I will forever be grateful when I shit

[@ratthrat2568]

I like to imagine that the doctor searched the the podcast and became they're #1. and i mean #1, follows all of they're twichs, KZbins, Twitters, ect.

[@noskes1]

It was sooo intense story. I love it to the end! It deserve audiobook read by Morgan Freeman.

[@al_x2138]

Maybe the real shit was the friends we made along the way

[@pequodott]

Jackson is right. The podcast is great, but I'm not gonna lie it was stagnating. Sure there are funny moments in episodes, but I was getting less excited for them over the year. I like that Jackson changed it up this week...and Kaya's story was great.

[@connorjarrett8741]

I had Kayas story happen to me in my freshman year of high school, had to stay the night in the hospital for 2 nights before the doctors even considered I might be constipated. As Kaya stated, I would never wish that pain on anybody

[@MysticMetaKnight]

There used to be a guy who came into my city's emerg often with candles up his ass, it happened so frequently that one of the nurses finally asked why he kept doing this, and this man replied that he just really liked the feeling of a nurse pulling the candle out of his ass.

[@samueljonathan6101]

We should've listened to those ads about Toxic Poop.

[@thomasdamery7734]

I propose: "Jackson's shitty corner" Every week, he tries to make bring back the corners, but ultimately fails because the 3 others hate them

[@uguuuguunen9544]

12:05 ”so we’re driving i turn to the lady-” that could’ve transitioned perfectly to the broadwalk burger joke

[@u8lewastaken]

It’s nice hearing this while grinding on a game

[@BingusFlaps]

@yeah I don't want your peace and tranquility

[@Tom-ni4gs]

Agreed tbh, rn in grinding on a minecaft server for xp, and I'm listening to this

[@NomTheDom]

Wanna grind on me too, bro?

[@Paxindica96]

nice to know someone else is also doing this

[@ireallylikeslugs1769]

for real

[@chad4776]

CORYXKENSHIN IS BACK AND HES OKAY!!!! also great podcast

[@codgod6848]

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[@grelkie]

Who? Shut up

[@DooMBucket117]

@YeaMan ok

[@NOTDimDamDom]

This is so great

[@codgod6848]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@laynekay2271]

Amazing how Andrew can talk with authority on every topic without knowing a single thing

[@twood3118]

What Jackson needs to do for that game show is talk with Lawrence Sonntag.

[@ember-brandt]

Bruh, I felt Kaya's story on a spiritual level after being hospitalized for severe liver pain and then not being able to make it to my toilet in time with the IV in my arm and accidentally shitting all over my hospital gown. I know it's the hospital and they see that shit (har har) all the time, but damn, your pride really takes a hit when you're in there... lol

[@Beau4824]

I was just looking for a podcast of yours to listen to and a new upload appears

[@codgod6848]

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[@hunterdunkin7581]

Gotta love having a new podcast to listen to while stuck at work

[@limjahey5528]

If you want any recommendations on episodes to watch let me know. I've been watching this shit for years, also any comedians you like.

[@cindykun3607]

I’ve had that pain with constipation before and it’s as close as the pain as you’d feel with pregnancy contractions

[@camronbays3758]

Thank you Kaya I was chuging chocolate milk when you told that little story.

[@gutgobbler1121]

Cool pfp tho

[@lucasseefeldt4347]

I love the corners and games I thought you guys were just taking a really long break

[@scottbecker4367]

I have Crohn's and chronic constipation. The Crohn's dehydrates me, which makes the constipation worse. Needless to say, I've been in this exact situation a couple times. It's terrible.

[@leifalley7167]

yeesh jackson seemed pretty upset at the end there. it seems like he gets the short end of the stick pretty often

[@HermanManly]

This is definitely my new favorite episode, that Kaya story was incredible

[@TheTheawesomeguy35]

21:35 That feeling when all the boys laugh at your joke

[@milanbojic2345]

I love how this podcast thumbnail and the last podcast thumbnail could meke one picture

[@MFDALLY]

“Quick Kaya cut to an ad so you can distract yourself from the embarrassment” *youtube ad pops up* Perfect timing

[@sageisnotaplant99]

Had to wait a day to watch this because I was in the hospital. Absolutely worth the wait

[@hmmodi9052]

Kayas story was the best story on this podcast

[@aj00]

Kaya, as a dude with severe Crohns + a colostomy bag, I feel ya on what you went through man

[@Docia.]

First time I’ve seen all of them with their cameras on for an episode

[@frenchfryequeen]

The reason why these ERs have long wait times is because of staff shortage and especially now that the pandemics hit they’re laying off a lot of workers because they’ve “lost lots of money and have been paying them too much” as said by my mom who’s a nurse. She’s the only nurse on her floor. She looks after at least 28 patients a day and it’s become too stressful she’s going to quit soon cause she said she’s too old for this. Truly sad that some hospitals work like this cause it only benefits their pockets

[@noogyboogy1g292]

I hope everyone is having a good day! :)

[@codgod6848]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@Dante...]

I've had a similar experience with extremely painful diarrhea being blocked by a nugget of solid shit. The immense relief once the flood gates are finally opened is indescribable.

[@gunkcancerr]

this is by far one of my fav episodes lmfao

[@codgod6848]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@mizzyforeverg6452]

I was in the same situation kaya was in, but for 3 whole days. I had to do the most horrible stuff to get rid of it. It was the most intense pain i have ever felt. To evade stuff like that, stay away from rice, and eat lots of veggies.

[@rileyoftheharris]

I personally liked the more visual show. You could try to describe it a little more for the audio listeners or make the subjects themselves less visually based.

[@minimoltieposmt215]

Was legitimately getting constipated and that's when I decided to listen to this again. Two minutes into the video, I was finally at peace.

[@thewalrusman2796]

glad jackson found his way out of the red room

[@justaguywhosaweebforfun]

50:12 wow charlie speedran so fast that he never even left

[@rafikitheguru]

Did Jackson seriously just steal hard-netting from the DudeSoup podcast? I'm pretty sure those topics are from the first time Lawrence brought up the show.

[@crispychip7696]

Yeah, I noticed that too! kind of a weird move to steal the exact topics too, without even disclosing it. I do miss DudeSoup and Lawrence though, the show and funhaus in general just went down a downward spiral after he left :(

[@rafikitheguru]

@@crispychip7696 I still enjoyed them with Alanah and Jon Smith, but now that they're both gone. It's really dead now.

[@Seatowntony206]

Thought it was gonna be another week with a Friday upload THANK GOD

[@patrickthegamer7142]

My pants were loaded when I got this notification

[@ashleyb7739]

Loved the segment towards the ends!

[@chinoutu-boy2]

"The human brain is super complex and advanced." - The Human Brain ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@frigginfranky]

i can relate to kaya ive been regularly having these "stomach attacks" for most of my adult life they can grade from pretty painful to unimaginenable pain currently going undiagnosed after multiple doctor visits i wouldn't wish this pain on anyone when it is one of the 10/10 pain ones you actually feel suicidal

[@SolomonTheBard]

the 1 time he actually needed a shower after using a bathroom and he couldn't

[@FukaiKokoro]

I am on meds that cause constipation. It sucks. But when it happens it’s amazing. Enimas are a miracle.

[@dasgettopikachu7878]

I liked the little segments, the problem with e.g. the things we like corner was rather that none of you could really contribute anything because you can't make up shit like that every episode. So if they come back, make sure they don't get old.

[@sam8862]

No cap this episode was entertaining as hell for the poop story alone (rest in poops)

[@Exodus-wy2hw]

“Top 10 most iconic names of 2021”

[@codgod6848]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@goobleron]

I just listened to a 40 minute long story about a danger shit and thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it

[@EnigmaticRPG]

Hey man, everyone in my family seems to have had one of those espisodes... I was 24 I think, and thought my appendix was bursting. Same deal, cold sweats, worst pain of my life, family worried I was going to die, nurse who weirdly doesn't seem to care at ALL. Also: no one in my family goes to the hospital, unless we're straight up missing a limb, because of this kind of treatment. Bonus points for the female family members, because they 9/10 times will tell them to take some Tylenol and see if that fixes it. Whole lotta poorly set bones, scars, and cool preventable shit we just dealt with because lol at going to the hospital :U

[@hal479]

i know the pain, i was in hospital for the same reason 10 years ago. most intense pain i think i’ve ever been in. had to have an ambulance humiliatingly cart me off

[@Kobe1595]

Andrew barely talks for like 20 episodes, comes back with the cam on just to shit all over Jackson lol