The Official Podcast #62: Ancient Memes

[@penguinz0]

I didn't check the schedule time on the upload so Happy Valentine's Day with an early podcast ep

[@SlidewaysMotion]

luv u charlie

[@brendanfraser4213]

penguinz0 Thanks, dad.

[@kermit2636]

yes i amnot lonely

[@jvillela98]

Thanks now i can go to work and have this on download hahah

[@jvillela98]

Penguinz0 when will we get Sadworld hahaha

[@collincheatham9132]

Kaya: "His factories are run live slave ships" Also Kaya: "He embodies the success of the private industry"

[@collincheatham9132]

Kaya Orsan all good, man. Just thought it was funny. Thanks for the content!

[@scitechian]

Those two sentences do not contradict each other. There's a reason that industrial workers in the early 1900s would frequently lose limbs and die early - because treating your workers like Trade Federation Battle Droids makes things a lot more efficient.

[@robertshapley5330]

Collin Cheatham chad of a comment

[@codybassett112]

scitechian stop. potato fascist detected. LIBERTY PRIME ENABLED!

[@redrocketrider]

Kaya Orsan you don't have to apologize to lesser beings

[@vnom84]

1:10:29 Hi Charlie, thanks for all your support it really means a lot to me in these rough times! Love, Brendan Fraser

[@markbutcher7900]

Charlie I think I found the video in 360p. Its on xvideos and its just called "- Nice Pair of Lesbians"

[@trevorn2969]

Mark Butcher ya its it

[@markbutcher7900]

Nah he keeps talking about only seeing it in 144p

[@Moist_456]

Yesss

[@omarsabir1210]

Mark Butcher xvideos and xnxx have literally any kind of porn in the planet earth

[@shweatypalms4423]

On pornhub there is one in 480

[@hexnstuff6563]

Jackson. You my boi. I love ya But post 👏 the 👏 shit 👏 on 👏 the 👏 screen!!!!!

[@kuebiko1984]

Y E s

[@prodieseltrucker]

Or link in description @ the very least

[@ffrriieess]

PLlelaseee

[@StillNoPickles69]

Fuck your emojis

[@BazookaTooth707]

Jackson: “Maybe they thought that back when those tablets were made?” “Maybe they thought “‘What are people going to think about us in the future? We’re fucking goats, ya know?”’ Andrew : “That’s a good philosophical question” I’m crying lmao

[@Cybetrexs]

Bazooka Tooth never trust edited comments

[@Bludjunky666]

My boy worked for tesla. Apparently for breaks and lunches there is a giant timer that rings and a countdown begins and they have to be back working by the Time ends, every one is running like the hunger games. He also working there for a year then got fired along with most his division, because of the whole departments "work ethic". He was also doing 12 to 15 hours forced overtime.

[@MrCarGuy]

Nikolai Pereira Not too dissimilar from other auto factories. Productivity is hard work.

[@milesedgeworth132]

My Uncles friend worked there too. When you leave the factory to go home they have these giant robots to shove their fingers up your ass to check if you stole any high class documents. They did this especially to the black workers because the robot is taught to be racist on purpose. But sometimes it feels good for them so they don't complain. Elon uses his money to force those workers into silence by using their weaknesses of homosexuality against them. It's disgusting.

[@Midneight0]

"I didn't learn to tie my shoes until I was 8" "don't be embarassed I didn't learn until 3rd grade" which is 8

[@neskah_]

elongated muskrat

[@Jester20100]

Andrew’s Kylo Ren impression sounds more like Nicolas Cage

[@therealtom]

Jesse DeAtley that's what I thought

[@saywhat4314]

man Alana. Alanna didn’t Siemens diene Disney Siemens dismembered curjurnmens Iskenderun into blistercan’t

[@therealtom]

Filopiopianopia what?

[@StyxxxxRiver]

That's because Nicolas cages Plays Kylo

[@werallgonnadi3035]

I was hearing Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

[@DylanJo123]

Does anyone else want IHE back on the podcast? They have good chemistry with each other.

[@therealtom]

Jenkins mainly i just like hearing alex laugh loudly

[@DylanJo123]

Thomas S. Same

[@wayh1003]

Alex is always here, his mic just seldom works.

[@DylanJo123]

Joseph Bartel Best recurring joke NA

[@Remls]

Woahoahoahoahoahaohaohaohaohaoha Same.

[@badantelope9870]

I prefer episodes with no guests

[@simonlong4718]

Beach Mango like who?

[@JimTheKid]

same here

[@needahandle-g5v]

i prefer the podcast with no guests and hosts

[@adriongjr5057]

The twomad episode was hilarious

[@Inebriated_Goat]

I prefer episodes with guests

[@legatobluesummers1994]

Lol flat earthers think the car is driving on the firmament that cracked me up!

[@legatus3213]

I don't comment often, but I do want to say, I appreciate the videos you make. I don't know if it takes eons of time to think of what you do or just come with it up on the spot, but I do appreciate the comedy, and the unique part of it. It's not spammed shitposting comedy, and it's not some long winded joke that requires hours upon hours of ancient Sumerian text scrolling to find the awnser. With you, it's the perfect blend. I know this may not be the best example of my favorite, but still, looking for that KZbin Pinning Comment. Thanks for being you. -Anthony Sulli-Sullivan

[@bryceboucher2040]

Legatus is

[@willmetz1490]

So many parts of this episode have gone full circle and become super relevant again

[@bristlepine8508]

In the showing I went to of Star Wars they did in fact show the message that the scene was meant to be silent. Literally during the scene on the screen the message was shown at my screening.

[@burblingbarbacoa4944]

I want to see a sardonicast and official podcast crossover episode where it's just 2 hours of a garbled mess, because 7 people on a podcast is a great idea.

[@manictiger]

Generally speaking, 5 is the maximum number you should have in a group conversation. I don't remember the scientific study that supports that, but I remember learning it from a small business: body language and communication class.

[@RandomVideos2]

W I D E L O ⚫ R E N

[@ARDERUUD]

Kaya is my favorite anime villain

[@FeelsGoodman124]

Andrew sounded like Nick Cage when he was trying to sound like Kylo

[@MrCheezebrainz]

Dat thumbnail

[@uzor123]

Imagine that chuck norris's biceps is as wide as ben swolo

[@chapmania4754]

I agree with Kaya about Blade 2, it was a good movie and the choreography was badass!

[@cruel284]

Getting a chapter this early feels almost like Christmas

[@pepman423]

Jackson unsound proof your room the random noises are the highlight of every podcast

[@MangooseHorchata]

This official podcast took a little bit extra to be officially officiallized but I officially enjoyed it

[@name8731]

I think what I'm going to do is write in a notebook that I've been behind all the major events over the last 10 years, how I planned it, how I did and I'll go to great lengths to make it seem legit, then put my name and info in and bury it. In 100 years they put me down as possibly the most important man in history and that'll be legacy.

[@beebopjones4532]

This podcast should do a collab with the new sardonicast that has IHE, YMS, and ralphethemoviemaker

[@mase8444]

stacy watkins 7 people talking over each other? I’ll pass

[@JaeEunA]

I love the whole discussion on the realistic potential about smearing fish on a car and how it could have been solved by a simple link to a video.

[@84everfan90]

My favorite official podcast trope is them seeing who gets to the add read first.

[@TheRyman230]

Well jackson, I’m 20 year old guy who prioritizes watching the podcast over homework, you guys make my day!

[@m.c4210]

The Kylo square bod gets me every time.

[@Tapanistral]

23:46 ; And introducing the guest of the podcast, Nicolas Cage.

[@frohawkmaster]

Star wars has defined the space sound effects as a computer program used to help spatial awareness for pilots. A radar detects it and plays a sound based on the relative location.

[@zacmatt1997]

Chef vortivask's only crime is serving up delicious content 🍴

[@ohnonono4730]

And terrorism

[@JaneRainStorm]

getting drunk and lissening to the podcast is the best

[@SteamGrace]

>doesn't respect elon musk because the tesla factory is run like a slave ship >respects elon musk because he represents the success of capitalism >slave ship >capitalism >slave ship >capitalism

[@Xenophakes]

let me battel, bro then Andrew's joke about communists not launching anything into space...

[@shukterhousejive]

Also let’s not mention the insane amount of Government funding SpaceX has received

[@redswift31]

Go be a filthy commie somewhere else.

[@codybassett112]

It's called being hyperbolic you potato fascist.

[@codybassett112]

HACKER MAN It's called being hyperbolic you potato fascist.

[@tekkenkingarmor]

Still waiting for that podcast with NakeyJakey

[@NamekJedi]

Hell yes

[@yaboycyn]

Yes. Just yes.

[@ethanieldude1]

That would be amazing

[@Random70001]

You got him!

[@MrCarGuy]

Charlie was right as well about the early 20th century. Literate people were more "book smart" and celebrities were a product of the innovative sciences, etc. One benefit today *is*, however, the ease of information access and, now that everyone is essentially a journalist and people can judge bias easily, transparency.

[@toshikosatoru8483]

I was laying down in bed just listening to this podcast in peace, but got up just to type down the following words, FrankieOnPc Didn't just get popular solely because of the quality of the video, He Really works hard for his content, I dunno if you watched any of his videos yet but they are the most mesmerising gameplays By far. PS Ty for reminding me of his you tube channel, Guess i'll watch it later.

[@PimpNamedDragonBalls]

Speaking of black panther, fucking mainstream media is running with the headline that "it's not just a movie, it's a movement" like wow way to lower the fucking bar

[@Loner762]

I fucking could not stop laughing when I heard "it's a movement not just a movie"

[@FidelCashflow_YT]

Funny enough, I saw a thread where gays were complaining that they wernt being represented in the film as well. So then black people started telling them to "sit this one out". They, did not like that response... Lol. So now we have these groups basically fighting over how much representation they get. Mind blowing...

[@OwO_Stormy]

Can we get Stamper on the Official Podcast?

[@AnubidIsAwful]

Stormy :3 Hell yes!

[@bombasticthrone007]

Stamper can hardly get on his own

[@saywhat4314]

Band Alan’s whenever Diane send SJSU’s wow didn’t down isn’t even Cygwin didn’t so Identical sike Sinai’s diene diene Siemens Siemens s Ruben?

[@peefmcgoose2908]

Woahoahoahoahoahaohaohaohaohaoha Are you ok my man?

[@saywhat4314]

Anal Albatross can sow woe she when when whenever shaggy Rueben Rueben Rueben’s Dushanbe shushes crack cocaine dishes Duden Siemens Diana’s disband sisnensn

[@coolcat_tom6360]

Andrew’s Kylo Ren impression sounds like Nicolas Cage in every movie

[@stacysaurusrex]

A nice early episode thanks

[@SamsMusicification]

These podcasts and your streams Charlie are always the highlight of my week/night. Thanks for helping me get through a difficult breakup. Love you bois

[@ZealotOnYouTube]

Stay strong, man!

[@danielled1041]

16-18 year old girls are way too old for Logan Paul

[@StillNoPickles69]

Danielle D more like he's way too old for them and all the rest of his fangirls

[@maschaorsomething]

I'd agree, but then again I've seen girls this old, that think fake pranks are hilarious and real.

[@RiffChris]

Please do anothee one with Psychicpebbles! That one was fucking hillarious!

[@Critagle]

Panama Man I agree, my favorite episode so far

[@pepman423]

Panama Man he's been on the h3h3 podcast the past few episodes

[@karikora8279]

Am I the only one who sometimes just binge watches every blade movie in a row non stop? Am I crazy?

[@CD_Culted]

I work at a Regal Cinema, and I can confirm they did have a warn about the silent scene, but, they warned people at the door, not before the movie began.

[@alexfrania209]

Only show were I actually enjoy hearing about the promotions

[@sirbillius]

There are only a few good events at the winter Olympics halfpipe, slope style, biathlon, hockey, luge, skeleton, bobsled, that’s all I can think of. Oh and curling.

[@rayvenkman2087]

KnightCaster Boycotting. Oh that's a good one.

[@sirbillius]

@Ray Vankman I don't get the reference. Who's boycotting the Olympics for any reason aside from "it's boring"?

[@stupidnonmovingcartoon3662]

apparently Koreans

[@badabingbing474]

KnightCaster jews

[@rayvenkman2087]

KnightCaster Just a little reference to the 1980 Olympics boycott.

[@sebdankss]

Also I’m now in the middle playing Hatred from start to finish and it’s amazing

[@nasaruinz]

Get Kilian from Kilian Experience on the podcast!!!1!

[@millerrepin4452]

I don't like him because he's a red fox

[@shahood8116]

miller repin atleast we know he s not a cannibal or hitler

[@mitts9107]

Why is it not on the podcast app yet

[@burneraccount122]

I'd hardly call the brony phenomenon a fad. It lasted like 10+ years. The reason why we liked the show was because it was a genuinely good show with depth and character growth.

[@Serpeik]

I'm just saying, "smearing squid" sounds like a euphemism. A hilarious one at that.

[@josephsmith6074]

“Every Thursday at 7pm”

[@tbush6657]

Star Wars Ep 3, Transformers 1, and the Spongebob Movie games were some of my favorites.

[@RaunchyCommentor]

Jackson hasn't done the intro in a while

[@fitzyboy1390]

Get Psychicpebbles on again

[@truest9954]

Dick Van Dyke YES

[@joshlafortune4178]

I watched that one like 5 times. It's pure gold.

[@tylerchamploo1518]

I found the KZbinr Zach was talking about and it is gold

[@ohnonono4730]

Y

[@awsmstevie]

jackson talking about the laptops in school shows how much better aus schools are than american :y

[@CptMorgan644]

I demand a full 5 minute song of the synthwave intro. It's too good

[@thatkidkrypto2744]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@RetconCrisis]

Kylo Ren was the one character arc that I really liked in TLJ. Mostly because his goal was to do what Vader couldn't, and he succeeded. Vader wanted to kill the Emperor and did so, but died in the process so he couldn't "rule the galaxy". Kylo managed to actually kill Snoke and take his place, taking place as ruler of the galaxy like Vader wanted originally.

[@nowheels340]

when you realize all their names make up the word "jack", and Jackson isnt just putting his name in the intro for no reason.

[@Chingle_]

SmokedFalafels that's why the always say "jack" order

[@epti3539]

SmokedFalafels Jackson strategically chose those three for the reasons of using JACK

[@kilroy3446]

No, Jack means jacking off

[@karikora8279]

Is kaya not the greatest member? God damn what a genius

[@vaprin2019]

Shoes without laces are a gift from God

[@pleasemorelikesthandislike5328]

Attention, I am an Australian WATER COP! penguinz0 fails to mention this in every video, but please drink 3 liters of water EVERY DAY. Not only does it taste good, it is super HEALTHY. Thank you very much and stay HYDRATED!

[@TheRicardin777]

I just gotta say, I like porn

[@colinlindmar3926]

Awesome music and then just Andrew going HELLO

[@LarryTL]

I love me a man that can cook, and I'm totally woman

[@LarryTL]

Okay kaya where's my $4

[@LarryTL]

how to delete youtube comments

[@LarryTL]

oh no

[@SeductorConductr]

This should be titled "Shit on Jackson" 😂

[@AlexS-y3d]

Love the new intro music guys!!

[@redacted5910]

I went to a public middle school that's kinda pathetic, but we each carry around a 500 dollar laptop to every class

[@FREVQUEBEATS]

Looking back now, I think this episode truly does mark the moment when Kaya joined the Elon fandom

[@acolytebazel3590]

Thank you Andrew for explaining Juvenoia to the boys.

[@prodieseltrucker]

Christ, that intro works so well I swear

[@bubbles710]

With ziprecruiter, you can hire a personal shoe tying assistant

[@NaldoNidoking]

"I really want a minion as a child. Like, straight from the womb, just a minion. How cool would that be? That would be fun. I love minions."

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

neat, they kept the synthwave intro music

[@Synaen]

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

[@Tombomb615]

That Kylo Ren impression was so good haha

[@JJTheTubster]

LOL your Kylo impression sounds like Ron Swanson

[@ThatGuyKh1]

Kylo Ren has less screen time and he’s the main villain yet he has a much more compelling ark and backstory then Rey will ever have. (I also hate how they got rid of his mask)

[@Shoeofsweat]

Andrews impression of Kylo Ren sounds like Nic Cage

[@chipio]

Super early today, and I'm so happy for that.

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

Chipio Industries I always come early

[@nicapotato7745]

Now that is a smooth transition

[@STREETBUCKETPERSON]

Still waiting for that podcast with Reviewbrah

[@analquarreler8196]

Omfg during the Kylo Ren impression he sounded like nick cage😂😂

[@wahlflower3517]

As someone who researched hazing deaths out of boredom, people were as stupid in the past as we are now only in different ways.

[@SnaDyl]

I was literally putting dishes away from eating a frozen pizza when Kaya called me out for being a bachelor loser 27:30

[@kalsizzle]

Will this video go in to the lore behind the podcast?

[@Frostbitten.]

Kaya, the most confrontational lad of the group calling Jackson the fuck out on his non-confrontational attitude. Great ep haha

[@Craigels435Games]

Jackson: I don’t defend things... Jackson: hOw CaN yOu NoT lIkE dInOsAuRs?!

[@brockperrin82]

Okay Andrew’s Kyle ren sounds like a fucking GREAT Nicholas cage

[@iisadragonborn7128]

in my middle school (oxford hills middle school) we all got a MacBook Air but when i got to high school we got some kinda chrome book bullshit that could only run google docs, soundcloud and cool math games but every time the teacher needed us to go to a website they had to have the computer tech people unblock the website and that shit took like 10 minutes each time.

[@minmo666]

Is this going to be a new schedule to post or is it just a one time thing? I hope it is, old schedule had the podcast being posted at 11pm for me, had to wait 'til morning to listen to the Official Boys.

[@doc3552]

Many people forget that Elon Musk had a cameo in Iron Man 2

[@Nodrog666]

Andrews Kylo Ren impression sounds like Nicholas Cage.

[@Mysterialic]

Whoo that intro made me moist!

[@Synaen]

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

[@N8-198]

this video is gold

[@nehcrow]

funniest episode yet

[@innocent4208]

andrew spilling straight boiling tea this episode