I Love Horrible Games

[@knotshimi]

"I am not gonna leave you alive" gave me chills.

[@Asterion_Mol0c]

I am not gonna leave you alive

[@mellooozx]

Truly one of the greatest lines in gaming history

[@clowNMusic.1]

“You motherfucker” cut deep

[@alehlete830]

it made me fart

[@BrobyS.]

It made me violently shit my pants at a high velocity

[@dizzyhq5100]

Horrible games on steam are nice to have a bit of mindless fun, but when someone is charging actual money, that’s when you’re allowed to make fun of them

[@mileskernel]

especially when it's 30 dollars

[@2oqh]

@@mileskernel or 200

[@EdenNoSkillz]

​@@p-__ finally, a bot i can respect in the slightest amount

[@Decodead]

@@EdenNoSkillz easy for you to say, the fact these bots have more subs than me and more views than any of my videos makes me wanna die.

[@masibulelemnguni6554]

​@@Decodead do they make money?

[@whatsausername1200]

Hearing “you mother fucker” in the most bland AI voice is something I never knew made me laugh so hard

[@Imlewtrollerbob]

Good to know I won’t keep you alive

[@RoaringTide]

And it sounds like it gets layered like 4 times every time you get spotted lmao.

[@wizenedoak5046]

Yeah that had me lmao 😆

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

Imagine metal gear had guards that just says "you motherfucker." when they see you at any point, would be very realistic.

[@TomiGoat]

you wouldnt have laughed if charlie didnt laugh

[@Xeonerable]

This is one of those games where you wonder if "Osma Bin Laden" was on purpose, or actually just a typo they never noticed in their half-ass cobbled together game.

[@Cheesusrice69222]

Osama bin laden is copyrighted

[@Madboiwastaken]

I suppose we'll never know

[@jordanphilipperris]

I've noticed typos before, like in Elysium from MegaMan Legends2 where Gravity is spelled as Gavity :)

[@RusticRonnie]

@@jordanphilipperrisit’s really hard to notice a typo in a language you don’t know

[@jordanphilipperris]

@@RusticRonnie For sure, that also goes with full on words, sometimes even the symbols/etc as some languages have some or all of them looking different than the letters we use in English :)

[@Adurite]

the charming thing about horribly made games is the fact that its really easy to have fun because you have literally zero expectations.

[@djtoxicdhg]

Scamin kids out of money on roblox nice

[@slishslash9202]

4 bots. 4 bots saying the most out of pocket things. I love youtube

[@thundercat0002]

@@p-__ do they burn

[@detroitsucks5222]

@@djtoxicdhg Adurite doesn't scam, it's a limited and robux selling marketplace.

[@sezuin_6577]

​@@djtoxicdhg i found the comment funny, saw your reply and instantly stopped smiling

[@ballistycal]

The goal is to cram as many enemies in one place, so it takes you over 2 hours to complete the only level in the game. That way can’t get a refund

[@schnaarbar5786]

I like how it has 2 voice lines only and just layers them on top of each other

[@xdakira6]

@@p-__ who programmed these bots bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@cesa97]

I lol'd hard af, reminds me of the fallout new vegas video BASTARD.EasyPete

[@DrayLoco]

@@cesa97 lmao I love New Vegas so I checked out that video. Was funny made me smile thanks

[@0NeeN0]

@@xdakira6 Osma Bin Laden for sure

[@ciphergacha9100]

Like the bots in the comments

[@TheMrSark]

Bad games rule.

[@blackmcbain3145]

Fk your check mark

[@idontknow5468]

"Bad games rule" 👨🏻‍🦳 Jk

[@elliotleachuk]

Omg Mr Sark

[@billfred9411]

God dam its Sark. You used to be the main person i watched on youtube

[@skyblockland27]

grey haired man

[@theaonesucc3703]

Not only is he an academy winning, Oscar nominated superstar, Charlie is also a prime member of Seal Team Six. Phenomenal.

[@odethious5639]

Amazon prime member of seal team six.

[@stare4539]

fax

[@oompalumpus699]

Seal Team Segs

[@seamkeen8441]

sometimes its just great to play a game that doesn't take itself seriously and has that "it is what it is." energy.

[@stare4539]

fr

[@durchfaII]

Play Postal 2 then

[@kylespevak6781]

Nintendo in a nutshell

[@soulknife20]

Charlie's love of bad games is the same as my love of bad movies. The worse it is, the more fun it is.

[@BrawndoQC]

​@@p-__​bot.

[@spoonly64]

You a fan of MST3K/Rifftrax?

[@snewhpy]

@@p-__ No.

[@snewhpy]

@themasterkno Nobody gives a Shit

[@korosheht5446]

Funny thing is that ge loves bad movies too

[@Lawlsomedude]

Loved the loading screen hints such as "there is no limit on hint count" and "you can cycle hints about this game with tab switch keys." Thirty bucks, and they couldn't be bothered to change the placeholder loading screen text. Amazing.

[@RusticRonnie]

Why would you, that text is perfect

[@serenity8839]

8:32 holy shit he got styled on. I love the voice lines triggering a billion times a second. Gold

[@vinnynniv]

The AI combat rolling into a shotgun blast to the face is filthy

[@serenity8839]

@@vinnynniv It was no fucking chill and did him dirty haha

[@IndestructibleApe]

Charlie playing crappy games is my heaven, literally perfect

[@TheItalianFun]

yeah it's my fav content

[@rh0838]

@@TheItalianFun it is really fun to watch

[@stare4539]

fr

[@Masterqueefin]

Ayo your name 🤣

[@overlorddante]

Aye, love when he stays true to his roots

[@gluehandsluke8477]

6:21 love the default loading screen text

[@jeremymain7303]

How you actually beat this game is by taking all the games files and putting them in the Recycle Bin, right clicking, and then choosing Empty Recycle Bin. That immediately defeats all the games enemies.

[@TheWizardsOfOz]

Charlie is definitely looking for the absolute worst game to speedrun for another 10000$ challenge.

[@soap9277]

Warhammer 40k taught me to "fear not the alien." But after witnessing the horrors of UFO: The Ranch, I'm sure that even the most powerful warriors our species can offer would be shitting their britches upon first contact.

[@CoolSexHaver69]

I pray every night that nobody to comes into contact with these extraterrestrial beings from UFO: The Ranch, after all, the alien's InstantTransmissionDragonBallZ .mp3 sound effects would shatter eardrums and melt their brains causing a horrible and painful death

[@CarlosThadeu]

11:16 I legit thought that was a edit, I was like ''no way they just put the insta transmission sfx in the game'' 💀

[@brandonpiatt5625]

Charlie I have one of the ideas of all time! You should vet and enlist the devs / creative types of chat and try to make the perfect terrible asset-swap game. I’m confident that with your immense knowledge of bad games and their mechanics, along with the best chat has to offer (which is almost something) you could create the ultimate masterpiece. THEN you could bounty it for speed running… oh wow I’m feeling so many things right now. Praying to the asset Gods for this miracle🙏🏼

[@maskychain816]

Thank you for your service Charles, you’re a braver man than most, single-handedly vanquishing the terrorists and the aliens.

[@TheGary108]

What is actually funny is that I remember there being a free game on Steam that some guy started as his college project. He used the feedback to fix the issues and learn further on game design. From what I understood he also wrote a paper on how important it was to listen to the customers when it comes to glitches and QoL improvements. I wonder if he ever got around to taking what he learned and developing a full game.

[@ruesylvester]

that sounds interesting, do you know what his original game was called?

[@JustKelso1993]

That is extremely clever honestly.

[@TheGary108]

@@ruesylvester I can’t remember it, I think it’s a Souls-like as I recall it having mechanics similar to Dark Souls. It might have popped up on Iron Pineapple’s Souls-Like games series at some point. I tried looking for it but I think it might have been taken down since the college assignment was over.

[@LiterallyNobody0]

5:15 Bruh the jump kick strafe that ai hit on him was crazy 💀💀

[@ducky2633]

The sad thing is that as a coder myself I know how much work and effort goes into making even these so called 'horrible games'. And I think that understanding the amount of work put into the game makes you appreciate it so much more. Also the content is just immaculately goofy I love it so much.

[@mynameissomething5122]

I love all of the trashy games that Charlie plays, it’s always entertaining to watch.

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

Tʜɪs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɪs ɢᴀʀʙᴀɢᴇ! Sᴜᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴘ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙᴜsᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ 🎉..,., ,.,.,

[@saai4life]

what the hell is this reply section

[@AdamIsUrqed]

​@@saai4life Bot hell that KZbin refuses to take seriously

[@benramirez7678]

I'd like to personally thank you for playing these, so we don't have to

[@horriblegameofficial]

uh. guys.. I'm literally developing a multiplayer game called Horrible Game. My heart just skipped a beat when I saw the title today.

[@OmegaMetroid93]

That's really funny. lol Good luck with your game, may it not live up to its name.

[@lightning214]

who asked

[@redfan5193]

​@@lightning214me

[@stankunloadeduniversity3726]

All we need now is a comparison between Agent Roswell and UFO: The Ranch

[@stankunloadeduniversity3726]

@@p-__ how exactly do you measure a fart to determine which one is better or worse

[@Gatorade69]

@@stankunloadeduniversity3726 The three rules to gauge a fart are stinkiness, loudness and area of coverage.

[@crediblesalamander8056]

Every time charlie plays one of these games I'm reminded that every indie game we've actually heard about stands atop the corpses of thousands and thousands of crap games, they go through the gauntlet to get discovered.

[@JoaoAntonio-mu4bi]

5:10 when the enemy turned around kicking hahahahaha

[@Grand-Massive]

2:36 read the text at the bottom of the loading screen. Its like it was just a tech demo but someone bought it and sold it as a game lol.

[@mangaming1942]

9:27 Got that 30 fps just like AAA games

[@mapoleo]

4:05 the bad game community just keep on delivering brilliant presents

[@voodoolew]

One thing that really stood out to me was the loading screen hints at 6:12 that boast “unlimited hints”, I’m guessing on the loading screens. There are 3 hints, one that tells you there’s a dynamic loading screen, one that tells you about seamless transitions(?) and the third and final… telling you there’s unlimited hints…

[@MommyLight]

“For only $30. I mean, they’re giving it away.” What a steal 😂

[@a180combatbowsergamepro6]

What's actually sad is that the ai and bot difficulty of this game is so much better than any other shooting game that is popular they ACTUALLY hit you in this game

[@ryandixon8202]

his internet speed has just topped the jealousy I had for that kid with the blue eyes white dragon card when I was in school 😭

[@brycelyons9425]

I remember critikal since the OG QWAP and big rig over the road racing game. I remember how much fun my friends and I had watching the game play and commentary’s. I love to see how far this channel has come and glad you are still making content for the generation I used to be. Great to know people can be successful by staying true to themselves. Still love your content this just gave me some insane memories.

[@hunterbeast7gaming887]

Jesus playing bad games what a time to be alive

[@azulovesyou2]

Most original joke of all time, what a time to be alive

[@gwepo]

​​@@azulovesyou2 First time hearing this joke and damn it was funny

[@Sigmaondot69]

@@gwepoI guess you must be new

[@watulookinat]

​@@gwepo bro you must be so new

[@fnfethusiast6508]

Imagine if Charlie plays Garten of Banban, it’s a bad game so it qualifies lol

[@DudesterGX]

I love the incredible hints this game has in its loading screens. Very informative.

[@kilihad3824]

8:36 "Outplayed"

[@pengabob]

There is such a resurgence of hilarious garbage games lately and i love it.

[@Yungbeck]

I'm the same with bad films, love watching them, it's so educational and there's no shot you're wasting more time than the people who actually made the movie. At least give them that hour and a half.

[@gypsydanger0496]

Truly the best birthday gift ever, seeing critical play bad video games.

[@ariaaceves6073]

I like how UFO ranch said "inspired by real places in South America" and it was literally a road a gas station and a trailer park (?)

[@robertwalker8910]

Man, Osma is gonna feel Charlie's wrath

[@DogsWithPurpose]

It’s games that have an unintentional funny aspect that are the worthwhile ones

[@Hamgetsu]

The overlapping of 3 mother fuckers was amazing 🤣🤣

[@michaelbread5906]

Those ninja kicks had me dying of laughter! 5:00

[@ZeroNeedsCoffee]

This game is so dark I can't even see anything 💀 💀 ☠️

[@NGAMAKANUI]

AVGN is gonna have a treasure trove if he continues to go on for years to come. God bless him. 🙏

[@Toma-621]

Bad games always have some of the best mechanics hidden within, for example with this game; Turning the brightness all the way down to turn a day map into a night map Placing hitmarkers above the crosshairs to confuse the enemy

[@fqmx3b]

2:22 it actually says "eliminate TRAGET" KEKW

[@Leegendari]

When charlie said Osama Bin Laden’s name must’ve been trademarked, I immediately thought of the time time I read that Disney tried to trademark the name Seal Team Six

[@tga-hz7jf]

the time time of the time you read and it was and you read the

[@MimiMeme0]

11:13 Haha, no one can pull the wool over Charlie's eyes! He sniffed it out like a bloodhound on a scent. That sound effect was as unmistakable as Goku's spiky hair. Charlie knew right away that it was indeed the instant transmission sound from Dragon Ball. No bamboozling our savvy Charlie!

[@ConformistOwl]

It's so dark yet visible enough it actually hurts to look at.

[@GhostBlossom]

My dad saw me watching this and asked “who’s the hippie”

[@malcolm4667]

😂😂😂

[@RansomLewis]

Charles never fails to make my vocal chords vibrate

[@racingwithwaves4803]

2:00 once again New Zealand is left off the map because we don't exist but surprisingly so is Japan 🤔

[@VideoGameKillCounts]

I love these videos, effectively creating me a list of ‘Games I Won’t Ever Kill Count’ 😂

[@1nnominatum]

9:18 more like bad lighting county

[@Charlesvonschwenke]

Oh poor Charlie, the stealth in that game does work... It's just so advanced you have know how to real military tactics to take advantage of the stealth strat

[@Frederatorr]

I mean fair play to them, the singular developer who did this game did a better job with the gunplay than redfall lmao

[@kyvian251]

Especially considering that charge for less than half of the price of redfail 30$ vs 70$ 💀

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

Not a high bar lmao

[@Frederatorr]

@@MrcreeperDXD777 true but a bar none the less

[@BonziBUDDY]

"AAA titles are trash nowadays, indie games are where it's at" The indie games in question:

[@mustard6969]

0:25 i was flipping patties and heard "wait a patty flippin' minute" o_o

[@xaango]

4:06 "you muther fucker" killed me

[@ucntbtplays2652]

4:39 has me dying

[@kawaiifoxbabe300]

"He heard me crouch my knees must've popped" sent me into orbit for some reason 😂

[@dw2channel818]

i love how that first game only had like 4 voicelines that was said by the same person

[@alpergumulu9547]

5:17 that second jump the enemy did made me laugh so hard

[@AshlynOne]

I love that your .45 handgun sounds like a phaser set to stun.

[@chibifirestorm]

it sounds like a blaster pistol from star wars

[@diamondrocks2266]

2:17 that bad game starts off with a bang

[@JoshTheWoz]

the line between charlie and john wick is getting blurier by the day 💀

[@Mr12Relic]

9:10 That sound is ripped from the start of the movie "Once Upon a Time in the West" by Sergio Leone

[@ameliashandcraftedmemes7888]

1:13 Holy macaroni those are some swift download speeds

[@Chiberia]

looks between 1.5-2.5gbit/s - not super crazy, and relatively slow if he has a business connection (which is likely)

[@ameliashandcraftedmemes7888]

​@@Chiberia maybe I'm just poor but I'm happy if I get 4MB/S and I'm on ethernet 💀

[@charlesdarwin4780]

The death sounds of those aliens are very reminescent of the alien death sound in Majora's mask. From ranch to ranch they go!

[@benjaminstiegler7018]

30 dollars is actually twice what they paid to make it

[@JSantiago1990]

5:18 The first flying kick made me cry. 😂 The second sent me to the hospital 💀

[@ImThePerson0]

I feel like if that 1st game was like $2 I'd actually play it

[@ididabarrelroll]

I love Policeman Mercenary and his badass catchphrases like "I am not going to leave you alive" and "You motherfucker".

[@GBart]

Charlie's like "this game sucks shit" and it's still a whole lot better than anything I've been able to make in Unity so far

[@BiggestNightmareJim]

Difference is, you don't charge people 30 bucks to play it.... I hope

[@Optable]

when do we get REPUBLIC COMMANDO SPEEDRUN?!? There's already sick strats!

[@IonasX]

Charlie i just love your videos so much man. Tomorrow am having my final exams and you really help me relax, thank you

[@cesa97]

Good luck!

[@IonasX]

@@cesa97 it all went well🙏

[@not_the_useless_cake856]

I love how the East Asian islands just don't exist on the map

[@obviousnobody4067]

9:49 LMAO

[@victoraabech2407]

9:10 that sound effect is the exact same as in the start of the music video to Beds Are Burning by Midnight Oil lol

[@gooff4093]

Always a good day to see Charlie making some fire content

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

Tʜɪs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɪs ɢᴀʀʙᴀɢᴇ! Sᴜᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴘ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙᴜsᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ 🎉..,., , ,,

[@gregorysucher6987]

Nice halo games

[@AirCatcher]

Robotic comment

[@acuilnos]

*dumpster fire

[@lordmomentor]

I think the first game (yes, already forgot its name) would be a suitable for your next community speed run challenge. I see potential in the slide, there is no way that you can't completely break the game with it.

[@KaiMoya420]

Someone needs to make that game from that episode of King of the Hill when Hank is featured in a propane based video game.

[@WoeBringer1195]

Game was so dark I couldn't even tell wtf was going on.

[@CrowXiX]

Thank you for playing these games for us, Charlie!

[@onedeadsaint]

the loading screen tips seem like the default setting of some loading screen asset. i'd probably bet $30 on it.

[@cxvz5576]

The game's actually sort of genius, it takes your money by dragging the game out for so long that you lose the refund window.

[@jinruich]

Funniest part is that this game has better Ai than redfall

[@kris301]

For some reason that AI seems more advanced than most actual big name games 😂

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

The budget was most likely spent on making the AI very realistic.

[@Iambaldwin]

I will never get tired of watching Charlie playing terrible games

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

this has potential, maybe this is the next halo

[@paydn202]

5:17 those random flying mortal combat kicks took me out lmao

[@darkbeautifultwistedchroni8181]

I love watching Jesus playing horrible games

[@popdg2412]

I'm amazed. This game lets you experience how insanely hard it would be to kill Osma in real life