Craziest Game I've Played All Year

This is the greatest hologram game of All Time
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[@peacethroughacoustics3163]

This is what happens when you spend 99% of the budget on graphics and 1% on gameplay, voice acting, and marketing.

[@weegee9072]

Whoa language dudes

[@ILoveFuty]

I hate bots bruh like, damn

[@tposman1547]

@@ILoveFuty they are so annoying and youtube doesn't give a fuck about those bots just like they always do

[@dreadlord1265]

Damn bruh I’m glad I ain’t black💀

[@pengabob]

So basically Advent Rising?

[@WorldGoods]

Love when a game has the controls overlayed all the time

[@heroiccombatengineer6018]

My public hair is longer than peinguinz0's

[@beauaIloevv]

nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂

[@Daxer2009]

I love that these low quality UE games are too dark and to bright to see shit

[@capncantread2985]

pretty sure you can hit tab to close it

[@PainfulGrowth]

🍉🍗 🩸 🔫🚬⛓️🔌🍃

[@vortex_talon]

The voice acting is immeasurable. Truly a technological feat.

[@numbernine5044]

only when its at the audible level.

[@SpeedyJuiceMan]

@fours 🇬🇧 Obama #1

[@Christian-op1ss]

@fours 🇬🇧 Sounds legit

[@saitamasforehead5819]

@fours 🇬🇧 jesus christ is a work of fiction

[@mrmime779]

@fours 🇬🇧 oh no 🙉

[@rohanajacob1313]

Woner sounds like he's constantly trying not to shit his pants.

[@ssstrega]

@@fours02 British 😂😂😂

[@IStealPotatoesBTW]

fair enough, Samahor do be terrifying

[@connordorman117]

Great comment, have a reply that isn't a bot.

[@rohanajacob1313]

@@connordorman117 youtube really dosent give a shit abt the bots sadly

[@dfquartzidn6151]

This made me laugh in the morning, thanks man.

[@Kotazumaa]

11:42 heaviest editing I've seen in a moistcritical video

[@humanbean3]

that was intense. im glad charlie remembered and searched out that moment and added those special effects.

[@imuttx]

a technological feat

[@No-cc1fq]

It took me years to edit like thay

[@Iuwl]

Watching this feels like it's a game generated by an AI

[@ElementalLeaf]

Calling the enemy faction Hors was a stroke of genius to be honest. They might have just changed the meta for faction names

[@tempuraaaaa]

i just realised they're spelling "Colonel" as "Kernal". Spelling it how it's said LMAO. God I love games made by a company whose mother tongue isn't English like this, just has that little goofy ass charm to it.

[@plutobear9318]

@Patrick39 ok Patrick39

[@beauaIloevv]

nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂

[@breastmilkgaming]

who made this game???

[@JankyHB]

KERNAL I'M DISSAPOINTED IN YOU KERNAL HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@hopelessromantic3786]

To be fair it shouldn't be spelled Colonel and have an r sound in it. They're right.

[@Shine28]

THE HORS ARE APPROACHING

[@itsalwaysdarkestbeforethes1198]

*stands still, excited af*

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@technobalde More like Elon Musk's Bedfellows

[@nsk1911]

@fours02 🇬🇧 Dawg, what? 💀

[@eddiespagg]

@@nsk1911 just someone doing the lord's work.

[@northy1233]

@fours02 🇬🇧 bro ☠️☠️☠️

[@hamigakisan7094]

This game has infected me. I climbed a ladder today doing housework and said “I need to climb, the old fashioned way” out loud…

[@moussamiller4812]

I think the funniest thing is that they stole that line from Batman: Arkham Asylum

[@Axeeco]

@@moussamiller4812 well its not really an iconic line of some sort, but then again we're talking about the game that has the line "I eat punks like these for breakfast" so who knows

[@user-vc8tw9tn9k]

Being in chat for this was a treat. Everyone unanimously typing "IMPROVISE EZ" in response to the constant "Leader? What are you gonna do?" prompt was entertaining.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

The main dude really does look like Papa John what the hell

[@beauaIloevv]

nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿

[@iamhereblossom1588]

So he's a racist too?

[@Myth_or_Mystery76]

It’s the Reckoning.

[@disturbedmoo]

@@beauaIloevv nice

[@DailyDoseOfPenguinz0]

Check my channel out for edited charlie streams and longer moistcr1tikal content! ❤️

[@kaosreality7154]

Hate it when the hor u want is stuck behind a wall

[@enderdude8714]

@YeaMan npc also its "page". paige is a name

[@synthfreak291]

@@enderdude8714 they purposely use misspelled words to bypass automatic spam detections

[@metalkicker23]

💀

[@enderdude8714]

@@synthfreak291 oh

[@bobvanbeusekom7544]

You never been to Amsterdam then?

[@unless4317]

Why does the leader sound like a 14 yo kid trying to do his best at doing a deep voice

[@AfroDyke]

Frfr

[@budgetbajur]

It could be

[@Radu33-]

Developer used his son 🤨

[@epicman4415]

Because it is

[@rustyshakkleford]

Lens Flare: The Game

[@swazzu]

i’m confused cause a lot of the cinematography and direction is actually pretty good. whoever made this has a good eye for action sequences, and it seems they’re working with what they’ve got (free unreal assets) to make their creativity come to life and i respect it.

[@lukabrasi001]

just what i was thinking, unless the camera shots came with the free assets themselves

[@ryanwomack6717]

You're a hero to this men and women!

[@Dorraj]

Damn right I am

[@nonameno5717]

And children to

[@mountie507]

💀😂

[@TheFuckvalidnames]

your*

[@Ashsams]

@@TheFuckvalidnames *you're

[@Revanchist2]

You can finally play as John Hologram

[@AdornThyHeadset]

That's Papa John Hologram to you

[@DailyDoseOfPenguinz0]

Check my channel out for edited charlie streams and longer moistcr1tikal content! Thank you in advance :) ❤️

[@Revanchist2]

@@AdornThyHeadset oh shit

[@Subjectivity13]

I keep going back to 3:13 with the computer voice saying, "There are Hors everywhere." There's no way the develop didn't know that word. I know his English isn't perfect, but everybody learns the dirty words first. I'm sure he knew, but either way it's hilarious. I only wish the hero responded with, "Sounds like my kind of planet!"

[@sergeantjoe6802]

Colonel = Kernel

[@almicc]

I'm actually impressed by the cutscenes, they packed so much action and demonstrated genuine effort. He just needs to switch cameras about 10x less, lower the lens flare, and animate the eyes of everyone else instead of only the main character one out of five scenes. Also, the level that didn't work was actually a template level on Unreal Engine designed to show off particle effects. The entire level.

[@AhmadWahelsa]

Developer probably just finished Mass Effect 3 and said "let's make my own game"

[@chuckydee2951]

You're a hero to this men and women

[@decodas]

I saw this comment as soon as he said that

[@decodas]

Words to live by

[@tweenytwinkies]

HELL YEA BROTHER

[@Ryan-mech-muffin]

I think the cliche 90s hero one-liners are comedy gold. Especially when delivered by someone giving his 1% to play an edge lord.

[@Gingerbread22]

This is some classic Charlie that I love. So many wrong things going on in the game makes the video rewatchable with his constant fustration.

[@WallahNein]

I always wondered what games would be like with lens flares as main characters

[@gunjac86]

“I hear bad boys” is how I’m gonna describe every enemy encounter from now on.

[@dreamhollow]

I started laughing so hard when one of the characters said "watch your step!" before flying off the bridge.

[@SnoppleWopple]

11:43 that zoom was the most editing ive seen charlie do in a long time

[@TheEngineerYTDS]

This game really makes you feel like Papa John

[@muffler-shuffler]

I can feel the power of papa John coming inside me.

[@tposman1547]

23:28 bro thinks he is saul goodman 💀 ☠

[@beauaIloevv]

nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂

[@lemonlikesmemes1148]

What

[@joshuadilien8223]

@@beauaIloevv same

[@fingermike5666]

@@beauaIloevv so the bold *r* completely bypasses any KZbin filters

[@beauaIloevv]

@@fingermike5666 the ‘gg’ too lol

[@tposman1547]

This is what you call a graphically intense game

[@SoranotRoxas]

I'm totally convinced this game was made by an AI

[@SoranotRoxas]

@@nyarancia it was just a joke man...

[@IVISMiLESIVI]

Charlie's patience really is S tier for somehow putting up with these games for longer than 10 minutes.

[@lemao2222]

"Audio director": "Just... just do your best tough guy impression, okay? Here, have this entire mexican buffet before entering the booth. That should help!" "Voner Voice actor": "phew, I'm full... uh, how's all that mex gonna help me, exactly?" "Audio director" *[locks the booth door]* "Voner Voice actor": "...sir?"

[@chuckydee2951]

They came so close to naming the guy Boner in a world of hors

[@thewiseone2717]

I noticed immediately this game was an asset flip when I saw the exact "free locomotion pack" on unreal engine 10 seconds into the game

[@achilles3140]

"Say something cool" "The Hologram is freedom" "F*** yes" I love this game haha

[@sideways198]

Thank you once again Charlie for the series of background noises while I'm doing something else

[@lance740]

Free assets, using AI for the dialogue,, zero focus on optimization, static animation, and levels that barely work. Oh yea, its all comin together

[@Gijojojo561]

Truly a hero to this men and women.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

15:51 best voice acting ever from "Woner", in a game featuring enemies called "Hors". Truly a game of all time.

[@completelytransparent6320]

if he dies he dies

[@beauaIloevv]

nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂

[@Niolce]

Sounds like a 12yr old trying to do a really deap voice fr

[@ricardoangulomora762]

This camera work looks like something straight out of Stanley Kubrik's vision. They truly outdid themselves with the cinematography. The composition of some of these scenes will be studied for decades to come, not to mention the revolutionary gameplay and some of the most heart wrenching performances in the history of entertainment. Gaming has truly peaked. I can't wait for Hologram to crush Tears of the Kingdom, Wo Long, FFXVI and Starfield at the Game Awards 2023.

[@jonnystiztv]

The voice acting has me in my feelings… so much emotion in this game, when Fiver said “You’re a hero to this men and women” I actually cried a little.

[@ar_reactions612]

The true Hologram was the friends we made along the way

[@PurpleMiku]

I fucking broke out into laughter near the end when Helen said "I will always love you" LMAO whoever voice acted that truly did not give a fuck.

[@GeminiWoods]

A case study in something "so bad, its good".

[@JTGallant]

I was just thinking about how even if you play or watch something, "bad", if the person who made it truly loved making it, it shows through fun. This developer clearly loved makin this game and despite it being the definition of jank, it's so freakin charming how over the top, "playing with my star wars action figures as I go along with it" the game is. Charlie's reactions were the same as mine. That's just fun.

[@spacemanonearth8830]

This legit feels like an AI Generated Game, Welcome to the future

[@mckinleyfisher-lynd3896]

I died at "I'm reading multiple Hors"

[@indianboy0453]

This game literally looks like someone developed a fever dream after waking up one morning.

[@Lyander25]

Why do I get the feeling the lead voice actor and facial mesh base was some dev self-inserting for a power fantasy.

[@SelectBard133]

This game wants so badly to be Gears of War / Mass Effect... / The Matrix... like not a Matrix game, just the whole movie.

[@ianreptil]

It's like watching a 4k bollywood film

[@UncIeDeath]

Oh man, twitch chat was crazy with this game. THE HORS ARE APPROACHING, IMPROVISE

[@mimirofthebifrostteats5380]

This is certainly a game.

[@getmepaid2day653]

Gotta love a game that makes Killer Croc the main antagonist

[@gavinprice7684]

They just decided to put the boss fights in cutscenes instead of making you go through the pain of doing them yourself. You should be thanking them Charlie.

[@gogimal]

lol imagine if u stopped playing on that first level

[@deoTS1]

You're a hero to this men and women.

[@diamondhamster4320]

This is what happens if you code an AI to make an Epic Sci-Fi 3rd Person shooter.

[@diamondhamster4320]

@YeaMan Whatever you say broski

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Ok, this game went from being a bargain bin Callisto Protocol to a bargain bin Gears of War really quick.

[@mikekling4605]

It’s the best unfinished game of the year!

[@damp1x488]

The game looks like one of those Developer simulator games where you max graphics and visuals and put everything else at 1

[@epicfish8134]

Hideo Kojima cutscenes

[@KnightSlasher]

Charle must be some hologram he doesn't even know all the characters he sees which means he is on an entirely different rhelm we can't get to

[@bboi6069]

Truly the game of all time

[@beauaIloevv]

nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂

[@othergeorgea]

this ^

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..]

Yeah this was definitely a

[@braydenschlee5972]

yeah, this was such a

[@TheJapaneseDeskFlipper]

Games like this make me want to genuinely try my hand at voice acting.

[@forestcampbell8962]

I know right!

[@magneticzero9575]

Gonna tell my kids this was Super Mario Sunshine

[@sketchysketches381]

Nobody is talking about the beach scene cutting the Reaper noise straight from the Mass Effect and plugging it into their game

[@redskies3125]

Mfs didn’t even complete the video and saying how much they love that game

[@Thanadeez]

i loved when Woner said *it's wonering time* and wonered all over the place

[@ruddodasav1227]

@07:37 “hes in the walls……HES IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!”

[@sundaynightdrunk]

The section when he couldn't use his gun was Charlie at his old-school finest, just ripping on the game and the characters who stood around while he got peppered with gunfire and kicked in the air. It went on for quite a while on the stream. Hilarious stuff.

[@ex0tiv]

It's quite an achievement from a game when Charlie went from "When will this game end?" to "Please be more to this game."

[@mattbas-vi7750]

Did they think nobody would notice that the chick is the old man's model with a wig? This game's a riot (and a nightmare)

[@spookson5679]

2:54 lol they left in the animation state switcher that comes with alsv4 that was meant to be used for testing

[@ReconNite]

I'm literally getting Gears of War vibes from this game lol. Especially at 11:57. It's basically the "We need to find the Resonator" speech from Victor Hoffman. On top of that, it has similar camera like cutscenes with the helicopter scene at 12:15!

[@julianrosado1592]

Its the exact same speech

[@iguana4564]

Lmao I thought samahor was gonna pop out of the fire like RAAM at 18:58

[@jayceallen6530]

Funny enough this game reminds me of the other asset flip game called gene raine that charlie played that was gears of war inspired, watching this video makes me nostalgic in a weird way that isn’t good, but not horrible either

[@Forest__Spirit]

“Dude looks like Papa John” 😹😹😹😹 Charlies chat is fire

[@elpidaguy]

so the only one who can defeat ""HORS" is "Woner"? Good Game...xD

[@connortremblay1259]

I know the subtitles say "you're a hero to this men and women," but I swear he says "you're a hero to this man and women," which provides a whole new context to the line.

[@knashboi3914]

2:23 "Holy shit it's the futur- oh, past." LOL the timing was golden.

[@SoranotRoxas]

As soon as he started the game moving the camera around I knew this was going to be one of the *greatest games of all time* 😌

[@graysmith9218]

This is actually a collab between an indie developer, unreal engine, and Papa John's. It's actually pretty sick. Lots of luck to the project.

[@fabiorutichelli7006]

The controls constantly being overlayed gives it that nice early 2000’s flash game vibe

[@VesselGunpoint]

The story of this game feels like Neil breen's movies on steroids. Truly one of the story of all time!!

[@bo9591]

"Find the hologram" he says the dude infront of multiple holograms

[@dimadobrik4516]

It almost blows my brain how it's 2022 and people develop and release T H I S

[@taxabletour4109]

for like 2 developers the cutscenes are really good

[@lukeschultz6886]

This is just a project. I mean the graphics and cut scenes are good.

[@dimadobrik4516]

@@lukeschultz6886 what do you mean by "just a project", GTA 6 is also a project 😂 And yeah I give them the graphics but what good are those if everything else is trash?

[@ludokai2691]

I love how this is super futuristic yet you're running around with an M9, AS-50 etc.

[@elitegibus5862]

Damn Moonfall the video game looking kinda nuts

[@PaleoPalico]

11:41 Truly a rare moment

[@iancharles5551]

Cliff exists: true Charlie: Jesus! Bamboozled again!

[@DarvosNethven3E]

I hope they make a sequel. The game was amazing! Probably even better than God of war Ragnarok!

[@Nemesis9K]

I want them to make a squeal too

[@connorupton4200]

13:45 why am I laughing at this scene it’s so funny for some reason, plus Charlie just sitting there deadpan like always. Perfect

[@admiralredcoat]

Rest in peace Samahor, you were the true hologram.

[@pixelprincess9]

Charlie yelling "warcrime! warcrime!" like your younger brother yelling to your mum that you're breaking the rules.

[@milkyway1653]

B-But they needed the Hologram for the coordinates, how can the hologram have coordinates and be freedom at the same time?

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

you don’t understand the hologram is love the hologram is life

[@Myth_or_Mystery76]

“You’re a hero to this men and women.” *protagonist points* “These one’s sir?” “No not them you idiot.”

[@jackh7183]

Can confirm this is a crazy game

[@imn0tgarbage]

is it fun? be honest lol

[@AugmentedGravity]

«Maybe i don’t need Callisto Protocol»

[@BerzinskyMusic]

This stream was so amazing. Especially this game. Though the video here is a beautiful taste, it does not do justice to the whole experience

[@WeebsArePathetic]

The voice acting is absolutely top notch lmfao