I Tried Making Bread and Created An Abomination

This is the greatest bread making of All Time

[@filipmajewski8382]

"Oh she's looking burnt!" Whips out the most pale piece of baked food in the history

[@sixkicksfightertricks949]

Gordon Ramsay: It's facking rawww!

[@ploop35iker45]

That bread is more white than charlies Name

[@brshrimpy8077]

No he actually made cornbread

[@lunix3259]

@@ploop35iker45 Charlie isn't really a white name

[@meep8988]

@@lunix3259 pretty sure his name is literally "charles white"

[@TheRealToadfishRebecchi]

“I couldn’t get bread flour so I used all purpose flour instead.” And it’s over before it even began.

[@seanwarren9357]

RIP

[@thomaswillis6009]

The real difference is protein and bread flour gets a higher rise

[@Veloldo]

And I think I heard him say he used nutritional yeast instead of yeast that is actually alive.. yeah that isn't going to work out so well lol.

[@luxuriousllama3140]

Thomas Willis and bread flour is finer than all-purpose flour. That helps with the soft and fluffiness

[@romaboo2293]

truth is the game was rigged from the start

[@efe_fx]

I'd definitely give Charlie's girlfriend's patience an S Tier.

[@amor7886]

her voice is annoying

[@clarissa3821]

@@amor7886 rip her vocal cords out.

[@Jerakona]

I agree

[@TheNovaGoose]

"I'm pretty confident you don't need to let it rise" - Man who has never baked, refuting evidence from bakers

[@LooferMoofer]

*Florida man

[@skylertremblay3395]

The flat bread conspiracy

[@DrFlip-pf5bu]

“Jesus turns bread into stone” should be the title.

[@eluemina2366]

😂 Gold!

[@redstacks4955]

@@eluemina2366 no stone

[@Aloha_SnackBar]

@@redstacks4955 I see what you did there.

[@rez4580]

Wasnt it Mejusa then?

[@krisjinstark4843]

genuine fuckin stone too

[@annamayrand5483]

Tiana: "He can't crack an egg to save his life" Charlie: "You're basing that off of 3 years ago" I love how this implies he hasn't made anything with eggs in 3 years. This man is a legend.

[@dantederi5062]

Anna Mayrand charlie probably ate eggs whole, shell and all.

[@dixienormus769]

@@dantederi5062 Charlie is a snake. It's confirmed.

[@15stars]

Damn i was 6 when i first cooked sunny side up eggs and no shells hahaha love charlie

[@mason11198]

No, he studies the craft behind closed doors and only cracks an egg alone as to not reveal his technique; the world isn't quite ready for his mastery!

[@sebastianriz4703]

I am im the same boat as charlie but at least I have 5% more cooking knowledge

[@minecattheidiot609]

"Not salt. You don't fuck with salt." The first time I made bread, I misread 1.5 teaspoons as 11 teaspoons. It was possibly the most godawful thing I ever ate

[@factsverse9957]

I'd rather throw it to the trash than have hypertension, salt ain't that expensive

[@mergat2970]

How the fuck do you add 11 teaspoons to bread and think everything's alright

[@dusansubotic6502]

@@mergat2970 like bruh you just put a pinch of it on your plate, how the fuck do you look at 11 teaspoons and say "Yeah that seems about right. "

[@RaspiRoope]

@@dusansubotic6502 first time making bread?

[@jessesins7380]

11 how

[@J-roll1]

I feel every man who says "I'm sure it will be fine" has never baked before and hasn't got a clue what ingredient does. I would know because I'm one of those people. I tried to make cookies and only had self raising flour and said "ahh fuck it, should be ok" and I ended up with buns

[@eggyolks3274]

Cookie burgers

[@Mewz123]

Were they good, though?

[@J-roll1]

@@Mewz123 Pretty good yeah, I actually made them again a 2nd on purpose

[@jazmyndebono4927]

@@J-roll1 I feel like there’s culinary scientists and then there’s people who don’t know how to cook and end up creating the same masterpiece

[@Seaweed-bp7wf]

Yeast cookies

[@cursedcancersurvivor]

He should have started with something easy, like boiling water.

[@waterhose216]

Nah he'll fuck that up aswell

[@dragonrider4994]

@@waterhose216 true

[@monsita6535]

He’ll probably end up burning the water

[@lunix3259]

yeah, make ramen or something

[@cooperdenninger2094]

Or turning water into wine

[@DapperJazz]

You can tell his girlfriend can’t stand when he touches anything in that kitchen

[@chlownee]

You can feel her cringe as he messes up every step

[@Arantiuss]

I can barely stand watching it. I can't imagine what its like if that was my kitchen

[@jaywilliams7597]

its her house charlie just hangs out

[@normalbird1139]

*Never trust a man who doesnt know how to crack eggs in your kitchen.*

[@Rscreen]

@@chlownee like here 12:33

[@temutemacular]

Charlie: That's too much dry milk! Also Charlie: Two tablespoons of salt

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Charlie: NOOOOOO THAT'S TOO MUCH DRY MILK Also Charlie: *drops an eggshell into it, a bunch of salt, refuses to let it rise*

[@ssf42069]

He’s gonna get food poisoning from excessive dry milk

[@pureequicrystal3812]

Everytime his gf tries to correct him you could hear her soul leaving her body

[@ADreamerWithAPen]

"if there's one thing I'm known for in the kitchen it's freestyling" you could get away with that in cooking but baking is an unforgiving mistress

[@matthewpham9525]

Eh, I know for sure bread and cookies are hard to fuck up. I’ve mixed up tablespoons with teaspoons more times than I would like, same with spilling unknown amounts of ingredients, and forgetting how many cups I put in. Cakes are probably hard as shit, but bread and cookies are alright.

[@lilith7931]

@@matthewpham9525 you say that but charlie still managed to fuck this up. Baking is an unforgiving mistress. I can make the same recipe 20 times and it will come out different each time

[@lykeprice9239]

@@lilith7931 same. It's so exact of a science

[@zerovalue2961]

@@matthewpham9525 my friend mistook teaspoon to a cup of baking soda. We couldn't go to school for two days all because of that one mistake.

[@matthewpham9525]

Zero Value Well that’s certainly something else

[@junieeee]

his girlfriend has the patience of a saint when he's in that kitchen

[@franny6221]

fr i would've died i think

[@kaagehiras]

Sometimes you gotta be patient with Jesus himself

[@michaelwolfe7970]

it's the love it's gotta be the love

[@joshsuelto]

I thought that was his sister

[@ItsBriannabtw]

If u dont have enough patience for this then u have no luck getting a job

[@yasplays8196]

I love how Charlie dropped the spoon and went into a state of depression 😂😂😂

[@CarstenB711]

For all of the crap that Charlie talked about Kay and her cooking, it seems like he earned from her wisdom and tried recreating her signature dishes

[@_s_9920]

I feel like a successful young adult now after seeing what was clearly Charlie's first time exploring a kitchen further than the fridge.

[@axt5998]

Same XD

[@saleemrazack3460]

Don’t forget about his sausage making skills💯

[@XxBakerxX72]

I may not be a successful KZbinr but by golly I can make some food

[@Duenschissdoktor]

i actually don't get why he didn't let it rise, all the effort was for nothing

[@kushking6537]

Get some burn spray quick 🔥🤣🤣

[@jasonvoorhees2767]

I like his mindset of “if it doesn’t blow up it should be fine”.

[@masonlay3380]

Very similar to _"if a time traveler doesn't try to stop you it isn't that bad"_ energy

[@MadScientistVindicar]

Every time he said, does it blow up? I lost it hahaha As a cook myself, I really enjoyed this a ton

[@zotethemighty5338]

@@masonlay3380 fist fight me you goat fiend

[@masonlay3380]

@@zotethemighty5338 ok

[@zotethemighty5338]

@@masonlay3380 ok

[@nahhh5318]

These kitchen video's really make me glad Charlie's GF adopted him, man would be living off McRib's.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Man would only be eating Papa Johns, peppers and flavored condoms to survive.

[@buganddoug1253]

“Will it blow up or something?” How often does shit just “blow up” for Charlie?

[@lakshyapatel3842]

Why does charlie look like a homeless man in his own home

[@oldytchannel7671]

because unlike his home he has not be wiped with all purpose flour cleaner

[@strangedogthatisslightlyan7860]

how

[@alien_invation371]

He was just giving that Home by a prank KZbinr he's still adapting

[@scumbaggo]

hes like "the guy" from half baked

[@exeuroweenie]

He's cute,though.

[@nicovalenzuela4044]

Does this caveman not realize he can use his finger as a “leveler”💀

[@robbieboydudeguy]

Or the side of the container he’s using ☠️

[@reallyyfunny0o048]

@@robbieboydudeguy ikr 😂

[@thetreebehindyou9474]

B-but his famous shaking technique!

[@kgkomrin]

@@thetreebehindyou9474 H-How could it be?!? Impossible!

[@apollograyling-hastur3995]

Like if he really dont care that much, but this man needs help. A cooking class

[@spibells3198]

*Charlie: The recipe called for bread flour, but my area was out of it so I just used multi purpose flour* This is where I paused the video and took a deep breath.

[@nanvolentine9110]

Me when I saw the nutritional yeast go in.

[@Ridley369]

They're the same thing.

[@sporkboy7380]

me when I noticed he had the stove on HIGH and didn't sift the dry ingredients

[@bio0link]

@@Ridley369 No

[@slumby7067]

Best quotes “Why does bread need arms” “I resulted into beating it like it owed me lunch money” “Confuse it...so it can’t adapt” “How important is taste when it comes to cooking?” “My hands aren’t coming out” “What does it bake at, 7000 degrees or somethin”

[@scanbbb]

Last quote doesn't have a " at the beginning

[@ammaranuar2544]

Its horrifying to see what a quarantine can do to a pro gamer.

[@tavarusbenton5291]

Horen LastTeacher 😂

[@HS-ENTMLGY]

0:22 did he always have that body pillow

[@sontang5621]

[citation needed]

[@Mynameischef]

@@HS-ENTMLGY had it since he was born

[@maxvsgaming5268]

Wait A minute let me say something goofy here: He’s had it for a while, at least. The earliest I remember seeing it was in 2019 guy.

[@herbertdacat891]

Breaking news: Hunger Games actor Charles White dies of excessive dried milk

[@anonymousaxolotl1757]

thats a big oof right there

[@thesleepiesthead]

I love the hunger games meme

[@rawlinanderson6130]

@@thesleepiesthead he was in hunger games what meme are you talking about

[@GTHaroFITBMX]

@@rawlinanderson6130 he wasn't IN the hunger games. He IS the hunger games

[@qualivia]

His last name is....White?

[@FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule]

I love how happy he looks at the end when he tastes it. Its a disaster, but it's his disaster and he's damn happy with it! I feel the same way whenever i badly butcher something but still have that "i made this! That ain't too shabby" feel

[@Nilruin]

"I think letting it rise is an unnecessary step." Charlie should teach Gordan Ramsey a thing or two, I think he knows what he's doing.

[@nv6987]

"I'm gonna get food poisoning" "What're you gonna get food poisoning from" "ExCeSsIvE dRy MiLk"

[@eluemina2366]

😂 Kkkkkkkkkk...!!!

[@muksimulmaad7413]

Ah yes the good ol dry milk poisoning the worst thing to die to

[@Solace6428]

I used to eat that shit outta the bag as a kid. Dont ask why, I was a fuckin weird kid

[@muksimulmaad7413]

@@Solace6428 ah yes a fellow man of culture how do you do my brotha

[@TheHulk1850]

@@muksimulmaad7413 Ya'll are absolute legends, I never did that!! What gamers ya'll are!! I bow before your presence!!

[@Soldier1221]

Charlie’s the type of person to complete half of an assignment and turn it in early

[@taps4342]

But... that's what I'm doing with my school work...

[@itsmereem6748]

Default Garlic Bread your doing it right bro 👍 😎

[@idkxd5790]

@@taps4342 i dont even give a shit i just do none of it and turn it in

[@soaplewdsmatter]

my teachers have given up on me... if i even turn in my assignments, they will give me 100%.. but i usually throw away the assignment instantly.

[@tanner5809]

Soldier1221 that’s how I did it in High School. Most of the teachers just gave A’s if you turned it in, they didn’t want to look through and actually waste their time grading half assed assignments

[@Roseta22788]

Him: *puts everything in at once* it all comes together eventually anyway Me, a chef: *Windows shutdown noise*

[@mjchu1018]

Me, a home cook: *passive aggressive grin of murder*

[@nazarboghosian]

I mean did he fuck up that bad by doing that tho cause he did add the butter after

[@pandachickenproductions5193]

"Like how important is taste when it comes to cooking?" is probably my favorite line

[@mindlessdarklings5640]

Charlie is the embodiment of “I don’t need to be an expert to criticise”

[@hoshii.8533]

@@amatsukiko What the fuck did you just say about Kay you little shit?

[@greengreen110]

first it's live pd, then shitty cooking, what's next bad apologies?

[@pawpaw25ml26]

@@greengreen110 ok

[@jerrie1533]

This looks like something they’d give to children at an orphanage

[@nothinbutpeanut]

in the 1800s

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

And even they wouldn't eat it.

[@welovemoto5866]

They wouldn't torture them like that

[@brokenking5044]

@@welovemoto5866 yea they do

[@wellsjedi6512]

I used this video for a school assignment. Thank you Charlie!

[@ghst9641]

I love how he’s always so confident in his methods

[@Questionable_Content]

"We are out of bread flour, so I'll be using all purpose flour." Truth is kid, the game was rigged from the start.

[@GwyndolinOwO]

i've made some pretty okay bread using All-purpose flour but it also wasn't korean milk bread- the stuff i make is just normal white bread. But bread flour would probably help a lot

[@epistarter1136]

Brotien Shake A small problem is to always mix your dry ingredients and wet seperately and then combine, a second one was that he didn't form enough gluten (which was going to be a pain without a stand mixer) but the dough in the video he tried to create was much smoother. With not much gluten the dough can't rise (the most important mistake) so even if he did let it rise it wouldn't give off a fluffier texture like the original made it out to be (though I would've liked to see what differences there would be between all purpose done seriously). I'm sure he didn't make this seriously but I just wanted to nitpick the things that lead up into that monstrosity.

[@mightypharaoh7586]

@@epistarter1136 Then Tiana called a dough hook a bread arm.

[@GwyndolinOwO]

@@epistarter1136 on yeah, charlie totally did a whole lot wrong here. I'm also pretty sure this whole thing is a joke but i always kind of wondered how much bred flour matters since i bake in my free time. My bread never gets super fluffy so i kinda figured that was partly why. My bread is kinda like of store bought bread had a baby with a loaf of french bread. I also mix things by hand since my mixer only has those mixers people use on batter and not a bread hook

[@jacksonpercy8044]

@@mightypharaoh7586 What is a dough hook?

[@ileftthebeanson]

Charlie's gf: no, bad, don't do that Charlie: is it gonna blow up?

[@LUKEJAMIE2003]

That’s what imma say every time someone says not to do something

[@ileftthebeanson]

@@LUKEJAMIE2003 were you not already?

[@LUKEJAMIE2003]

NotAllWithIt sadly no

[@rish1897]

888th like

[@heyryanisonx3141]

@@ileftthebeanson am I going to blow up?

[@dylanchilders]

I never knew there was such a thing as not fluffy bread until this video. Thank you for enlightening me, Charlie.

[@rd101]

4:21 I'm so glad she intervened and asked him before he poured the salt in there. I learned to reread recipes multiple times, especially ones that have salt. Because one time when I was making brownies, my dumbass misread the recipe and added 3/4 cup of salt rather than 3/4 teaspoons. The batter tasted saltier than the Dead Sea and I inevitably had to throw it out because of how fucking nasty it tasted. Needless to say, ever since that day I've been traumatized by that damn brownie recipe and especially salt. But not gonna lie, those brownies are bomb when you make them right and don't fuck up severely!

[@ninevehgrey]

Ayo bro can I have that recipe?

[@popenieafantome9527]

Did it not occur to you that it was too much salt? Or just how large of a batter were you making?

[@Jordan-kq3qw]

He may have terrible bread making and cooking skills in general, but he has a nice kitchen.

[@floorismadeoutoffloor4319]

Ya

[@muhamadnabil7238]

But a nice kitchen is useless if he doesn't know how to cook

[@gizologieheh1454]

That‘s why this is making me uncomfortable to watch

[@jordanjohnston3678]

He has a culinary students dream kitchen

[@rachelfreeders356]

He def does and like not just like that it has nice things but it's also very clean and organized!

[@justinfroese4943]

Why does Charlie not know where the bowls are in his own house and why is that the first time he'd seen that bowl. I am convinced this man does not eat.

[@punctuationman334]

His girlfriend probably does all of the work when it comes to cooking. The guy never set foot past the fridge most likely.

[@plokijum]

Or this isn't his kitchen. Not his house. In a foreign country. On another planet. From different dimension.

[@chaitanyakotra3755]

He feeds on the energy that Karens and TikToks emit

[@trey6555]

@@punctuationman334 N*gga cant even crack an egg lmfao

[@icouldbejokingbut]

He is a mere god

[@limitassu9334]

Charlie cooking videos gives me the joy I need

[@user-jq1kh4mu9p]

His girlfriend is a literal deity for being able to keep her shit together while he’s making those jokes

[@jaimefahey9127]

“No Charlie” spoken like the proud owner of their new puppy Charlie

[@nikolajcipka8020]

Bad Charlie

[@confusedaf1112]

He's about as tall as a puppy so this comment is accurate.

[@jessiescott7852]

My cat Charlie responded to it

[@Br0130]

theyve broken up now

[@MetallicBascinet]

It’s like he’s never been in his kitchen before, lol

[@ebinnisti1769]

The last time he did something like this was when he used play-dough 25 years ago

[@para-yw9dn]

@@ebinnisti1769 no it was the sausages but he fucked those up too

[@siegejaymoonii]

420th like

[@mr_unreachable5700]

This is misogynistic as fuck, but if you have a World class cheff or a women in the kitchen why learn to cook good tasting food yourself?

[@tombombadil1588]

He knew what he did wrong half way through. Buy the man an electric bread mixer and call for a redemption episode.

[@peterkirchner7961]

3:30 I have those exact same IKEA bowls and they always get stained with pasta sauce as well!

[@YourDadYoda]

Tiana tried, but ultimately she couldn’t overpower Charlie’s wrath, thus ruining the bread.

[@lizcelis6261]

yes

[@jzoid1351]

He tried making some bread and ended up with a new SCP

[@Its_Miguel_fool]

The pp pen

[@blackswan8219]

DooSalmon SCP-999

[@confus.d]

Breadtheren

[@isaiahfreecos2075]

Baby Potato Breadtheren it is then

[@vinblack85]

SCP-21BRED7

[@lexerwilliams8880]

Seeing him trying to crack an egg was the funniest crap I’ve seen all day hahahaha

[@qwqk0xkx]

Those mixing skills are incredible

[@brycetea8168]

I cant believe I trusted a man who cant crack an egg on what games I should buy

[@olymolly3637]

Well... there's a distinct difference in between the kitchen & the computer. -Eating- Cooking (whoops) doesn't equal gaming. May you be at peace with this non-issue XD

[@Thefellomens]

@@olymolly3637 They're exactly the same thing, what are you on about.

[@programmingpidgeon424]

@@olymolly3637 werd what are you on about dummy, all computers are edible, never heard "an apple computer a day keeps the docter away"

[@Jayden-zq6fj]

I got two fat eggs below my dick they are my BALLSACK

[@sxslade1102]

@@Jayden-zq6fj hahahahahahahahaahhha that's funny

[@BIackCadillac]

"No charlie..." The disappointment in her voice.

[@oldcowbb]

you know its going to be a banger when he started without a kitchen scale

[@evilratguy]

the silence as he tries desperately to crack a single egg absolutely annihilated me

[@largemonkey]

“Letting bread rise is propaganda” I physically recoiled at that statement.

[@teaser6089]

Yeah, you need to allow bread rise so it can prepare it's penis before it goes into the oven on mount doom

[@dumpsterchild131]

Yep

[@davidsplooge14]

@@teaser6089 ofcourse.ah yes.

[@mathish.3190]

Imma use that statement. Physical recoil.

[@crust9889]

Because if we keep allowing bread to rise and give them a voice, they'll overthrow the government. I refuse to break bread with the enemy.

[@grantmiller8268]

Tiana every time she says “No don’t do that” Charlie “why does it blow up”

[@hazyrays994]

she should probably just tell him yes as that would probably be more likely to convince him than trying to explain

[@UnboxMaster]

Excessive dry milk is now officially my favorite phrase...

[@howdycowboy247]

Idk how to describe how grateful I am to see Charlie's health anxiety in videos. I have the same issue and seeing someone else experiencing the same thing is so validating as stupid as it might sound. Wouldn't wish it on anybody, it ends up being the butt of the joke most of the time

[@robbieboydudeguy]

If Charlie says “It should be fine” in a cooking video, then you know it will Not be fine.

[@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263]

And that's why we watch.

[@iris1086]

indeed.

[@Fanimati0n]

Charlie: "It'll be fine" Narrator: "But it was not fine."

[@Julia_Unofficial]

It's a baking video so it's even worse

[@horner385]

"Letting it rise is just an unnecessary thing" I see Charlie likes his bread small, crunchy outside, raw and soft inside

[@airena1449]

Glad we have this level of sarcasm to help us understand the meaning behind letting it rise XD

[@captainkiwi5827]

Horner sarcastic and educational? A perfect teacher

[@skypace5837]

Yeast farts the more it eats. The longer it has to rise the more fart the yeast lets out. as it farts the dough on the outside keeps the gas on the inside cause it has a film over it from air. (kind of like that pudding on the top of the pudding cup or a soup that's been left in the pot for a while) yeast doesn't like being too cold or it doesn't eat as much. too hot and it dies. it's a living thing. let the yeast eat some of your bread so it may fart and give you stranding effects in your dough. i2.wp.com/farm5.static.flickr.com/4007/4573933168_be47e537d2.jpg those little holes you see are areas where the fart is trapped. this makes the dough thinner and easier to bake in the oven than the log he made. Also gives nice fluff. TL;DR: Let the yeast fart in your bread. it's important.

[@confusedaf1112]

@@skypace5837 "Yeast farts..." I'm never eating bread again.

[@aboz8649]

Sky Pace I’m reading your comment high and it’s blowing my goddamn fucking mind right now I kinda hate it

[@jaykayz3767]

the joy in his eyes when he has successfully made bread

[@jawoski]

"How important is the taste?" 😂

[@samthemaster1055]

I love how tiana is trying so hard to stay sane 😂

[@Thicc_Boi]

Shes already past the point

[@candiiboo]

Tiana is tired of his shit lmaooooo

[@Its_Miguel_fool]

It's already to late

[@marshallc6885]

You dont fuck with salt

[@theirishpotato6588]

She is cringes.

[@janspantsless561]

"I'm not tainted by knowledge. I go by instinct." -Charlie This right here. Words to live by.

[@chockyglocky0577]

I’ve been living by these words my whole life

[@michaelfarrelly7130]

Followed by "no no no no no no no no".

[@kimberlypatton9634]

And to think I've wasted 60 years And a 153 IQ

[@moo-qh6ro]

words to die by

[@TaiParksStory]

Watching Charlie manhandle bread dough was something I never knew I needed in my life

[@thenaivevigilante4379]

Watching Charlie cook can pass as a new form of torture.

[@alphazero2406]

If Tiana wasn't there he might have destroyed the whole kitchen, possibly the world

[@dereksbooks]

Like when Homer set his cornflakes on fire.

[@confusedaf1112]

All I can imagine is Charlie standing in the kitchen with random stuff strewn across the counters, floors, and cabinets.

[@DeadCellSamurai]

She’s his power limiter

[@alyssaarnold2331]

I love how Tiana is like scolding him at every turn, she’s trying so hard not to lose it

[@jakenz88]

It would've been more hilarious if she let him create a radioactive monster then film him eating it

[@jakenz88]

It would've been more hilarious if she let him create a radioactive monster then film him eating it

[@adamlion3495]

@Leonard Laing he did it by accident you dummie poo

[@aaliyahmorielle]

Adam Lion dummy poo!!😂😂😂

[@adamlion3495]

@Leonard Laing who deleted my reply ?

[@watermilk717]

I could not ever deal with Charlie’s obsession with germs

[@ejing_]

i come back to this specific video so often just to watch that clip of charlie trying to crack an egg. it’s the funniest shit

[@matthewsploded3501]

Charlie looks like he struggles to cook instant ramen

[@chiphenderson1609]

probably gets distracted halfway thru and burns his house down while waiting for water to boil.

[@Salmacream]

@@chiphenderson1609 you think he boils the water?

[@dariusdrew7427]

@@Salmacream he just eats the dry noodles

[@immanuelhpj3707]

@@dariusdrew7427 and then drinks the scalding hot water....

[@mockingladmockery3860]

he bites the raw noodle and drink water.

[@lMegumemesl]

"I wonder what it taste like when you use the right ingredients" Tiana went for the jugular at the end

[@thsudy]

The sweet smile when he first tries it

[@annecantgame]

I love how Charlie is convinced if he messes up something the bread will just explode.

[@beastyboi3305]

Charlie damn near gave himself Kidney failure with an overdose of salt.

[@miIkbear]

“You don’t fuck with salt”

[@slugworth3773]

Lmaoo

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@talentedcrown8998]

Overdose of salt or ketamine?

[@basicmilflover6450]

@@talentedcrown8998 plutonium and rat poison

[@mostdope216]

charlie is funny and all, but he has the life skills of a 7 year old

[@stevenmonsanto5324]

what does he even do for a living

[@wyvern5890]

@@stevenmonsanto5324 yes

[@trickyabb]

@@stevenmonsanto5324 ahhh yes

[@Bvidos]

and the height of one

[@wasabi5932]

@@stevenmonsanto5324 oui

[@rawmennewdles545]

Ngl this video perfectly represented the first time I tried baking

[@traphouseproductions101]

“To me, disaster is a state of the mind” Beautiful 😂

[@Atomicl3itch99]

tiana sounds like shes capable of following instructions unlike charlie. let’s see a charlie vs tiana bake-off!

[@Atomicl3itch99]

Andy w ... did you even watch the video because i think it’s pretty clear charlie can’t bake

[@farexponent9173]

@Andy w Some people are really bad at cooking.

[@jacksonpercy8044]

@Andy w The point is that Charlie can't follow instructions, and you're saying he totally can cook if he just follows your instructions.

[@jacksonpercy8044]

​@Andy w It doesn't matter how simple it is if they don't to it properly. Also you didn't even mention the cooking time & temperature, so it's incomplete anyway.

[@zombiewarrior225]

That sounds horrible. I wanna see it happen

[@mrdevestate9496]

It would've turned out fine if there was some heaping spoons of mayonnaise

[@cabbageman2386]

Mayonez you mean

[@mrdevestate9496]

@@cabbageman2386 i stand mistaken yes mayonez

[@zan1971]

@@mrdevestate9496 Sorry, why did you say mistaken?

[@mrdevestate9496]

@@zan1971 because charlie says mayonez

[@zan1971]

@@mrdevestate9496 If you said I stand corrected that would mean you acknowledged that you made a mistake and that the person who corrected you is right.

[@bobussutt2428]

every video he is in a kitchen its like he has to have care workers with him, love it! i fully expect him to wear a fall cap next time hes in the kitchen.

[@bloodrayne2645]

Feels like I'm watching Dexter's laboratory

[@riddhimanpaul6955]

Charlie's patience really matches with his height Edit: I feel ashamed this was upvoted. Charlie you're a king and do not let people like me let you down.

[@tannerthurman5158]

YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM DUDE

[@Nikolai70936]

really really small

[@ihatebritain3942]

Riddhiman Paul they’re both perfect?

[@welovemoto5866]

@queen H they arent getting old they're getting short

[@Viktorreznov1942]

Sweet profile picture

[@captainkiwi5827]

If Charlie had a higher voice this whole video would sound like a kid trying to cook while his mom is filming

[@rugcutter284]

KevHerm03 instead it sounds like the 23 year old son who still lives in his moms house

[@achillesmiller7920]

As someone who has struggled with bread before, this was scarily accurate.

[@Kokumaru_art]

I love how Charlies automatic response to a warning is "is it gonna blow up" 🤣

[@nobleblazer1235]

Tiana: “You know, I do have a bread arm” Charlie: “I don’t know what that means, why would bread need arms?”

[@ihatesoursoup6807]

To pick up things? Its pretty obvious

[@polinttalu7102]

@@ihatesoursoup6807 but why would a bread pick up things?

[@Pr7nce.]

@@polinttalu7102 To use them? Why do people not know this

[@VVe3]

help i gave my bread legs instead and its chasing me now

[@ihatesoursoup6807]

@@VVe3 good

[@ThatGuyKh1]

Tiana is the only thing keeping Charlie from burning down their house

[@lordglitch7694]

we need more creations from your kitchen my man

[@Garrys_Soul_Recovery]

the most relatable quote: "No Charlie. You don't fuck with salt."

[@samantoniak1657]

Charlie tried to make milk bread but ended up making milk hardtack.

[@leerman22]

Milk Brick

[@juhalight5921]

yes

[@sandmans5980]

Charlie should put Beatles and worms in it to make it civil war style lol.

[@haraldpedoson9677]

Dont spoil the season

[@Professor_Cyn]

I mean, hard tack still counts as bread.

[@coldsandwich]

Tiana: You need to let it rise if you want proper bread Charlie: mmm flavour brick

[@precisa_]

Charlie says he watched a lot of bad youtube cooking and it definetly shows

[@DefiantPunk0810]

Charlie's own Home Made Sweet Brick recipe is finally revealed to us!

[@giornogiovanna2643]

Watching Charlie trying to crack an egg is like watching a 5 year old trying to open his very first cheeto bag

[@TheCATlover345]

😂

[@travisvelma2435]

Ahaha he forgot about his egg cracker

[@abecadlo15]

@@travisvelma2435 I had no idea that even existed

[@newdarkneoss3985]

Watching him put water and flour in a pen and heating it up was the worst part for me. I make bread almost daily and i never seen such madness. Every german cell in my body screamed in unimagible agony.

[@TheCATlover345]

@@newdarkneoss3985 same here my mind kept saying your missing some ingredients and that's not how u do it 😂 lemme take over

[@cerealbird6384]

"the recipe calls for bread flour but I substituted it" And just like that it's over before it began

[@sk84lifeMS]

Cereal Bird Seriously! Baking is like chemistry, you can't just swap shit out lol.

[@healthware]

Cereal Bird ah yes flower

[@cecilyerker]

Bread flour not not bread flowers ya genius

[@likegarlic5284]

Cecily Erker you must be fun in group chats

[@rayyanali4471]

Nah AP works fine for a bread like this.

[@TheMoonlight1711]

when charlie said he started with all-purpose flour i knew it was gonna be a disaster

[@mugboysh1ddr1576]

He sounded genuinely defeated when he didn’t mix them

[@dreemurr5877]

Dude why does no one talk about how good Charlie is at making references while he's just regularly talking?

[@zarihill218]

Honest😂 his lack of cooking skills are made up with endless dry humor and references to anything😂

[@carlwebber4094]

@@zarihill218 that's essentially me in a nut

[@mr.walter6973]

Yeah I found 18 Jojo References

[@blendyblender5230]

Didn't expect the full metal alchemist