There is a guy on Steam who played 180 hours of this game...
@thedemonslayer518 жыл бұрын
Maybe they keep meaning to play it, but instead they start playing and fall asleep, but they don't know when to quit so they do it again and again in desperation of completing the game, but fail everytime.
@gorkaaustin53068 жыл бұрын
Pyrocynical has over +300 hours on Garfield Kart.
@markv64677 жыл бұрын
Simon Seal People speedrun this game... dont know why...
@GeorgeMonet5 жыл бұрын
@@thedemonslayer51 Maybe that's how they go to sleep. They load up this super boring game and it puts them right to sleep.
@LiamH20044 жыл бұрын
maybe he tried the game and went into a coma upon launching the game, sounds like a reasonable explanation to me
@kaleb7759 жыл бұрын
Cr1tical should win the award of best game commentator on KZbin! His voice when he talks about playing shitty games literally cures cancer or even HIV he creates miracles for mankind.
@mr.worthmoore81699 жыл бұрын
His laugh cures cancer it cures anything cr1tikals laugh will destroy and creat dimensions and rips between time make life time Travel and cause females to squirt at the sound of his laugh
@KobianoRoll9 жыл бұрын
His videos are sometimes though of as "better than orgasming while simultaneous winning the lottery and punching your nemesis in the groin"
@drfrenchfrythe3rd9 жыл бұрын
irgasms Death Star lasers
@voytek55509 жыл бұрын
He cured my sore foot when he said "inbetween".
@theJOYSofANALpenetration9 жыл бұрын
He cured my virginity.
@CubiStudios9 жыл бұрын
"Where did those bullets hit me, my feelings?" Lost it. Classic commentary right here.
@shintaro_139 жыл бұрын
"It'd better have saved."... Splendid! Well thats the end" XD
@stupidface74529 жыл бұрын
I bought this game for 49 cents and I can for the love of fuck not make it past level two. There are a million enemies that will one shot kill you with rocket launchers and the grenade launcher you have bounces off of everything instead of exploding. Great fucking game!
@tastywindex9 жыл бұрын
This game costs money? Holy shit.
@AntiGravityC99 жыл бұрын
This is a game? Holy shit.
@rectaldestruction4279 жыл бұрын
I can't believe it's not butter!
@Glaceogen9 жыл бұрын
Nesbro It cost $5,77 on steam now, I'm almost tempted
@AHorseThatIsARadish3 жыл бұрын
@@Glaceogen it's 1 dollar on steam now I think.
@Helena-mh6ti8 жыл бұрын
For some reason the "splendid!" at the end kills me XD
@Ivanstov9 жыл бұрын
every time there is a cr1tikal notification on my phone I get fucking MOIST
@cthulhu41459 жыл бұрын
kinky
@Astr0_racc9 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Nrt2Pnt09 жыл бұрын
You too? I thought I was the only one
@ThunderThoster9 жыл бұрын
We all do.....
@TheStormtrooperrr9 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@EDFslayer8 жыл бұрын
"weapon of mass destruction that could end the world, our enemies could steal it! lets have it instead." - that right there, america in a nutshell. not all america obviously but whatevs
@realSpook9 жыл бұрын
this solider went to the Prometheus school of running away from things
@RolandTHX9 жыл бұрын
*ding*
@UndeadInDitches9 жыл бұрын
*CinemaSins ding*
@SlaPPxYouu9 жыл бұрын
*Ding*
@LoppinLazy9 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I just want to shove a whoopie cushion down my urethra." -Cr1tikal 2015
@SteelRain2119 жыл бұрын
Is this the Modern Warfare 4 Beta?
@swiftcrane81769 жыл бұрын
this is the release
@Catge9 жыл бұрын
I changed this comment now it doesnt get that much likes :P
@LosEagle9 жыл бұрын
This game beats it in every way imaginable.
@Whispers_of_Madness9 жыл бұрын
Cats i dont know why I laughed so hard at your comment
@Ninjadave0o9 жыл бұрын
I don't think so, in this you don't fly 100 meters when you stab someone.
@artfuldodger59339 жыл бұрын
"Where did those bullets hit me? My feelings?" Gold.
@THEREALSPARTAN9 жыл бұрын
When will the day come that the related videos wont be crappy minecraft youtubers. I hate them almost as much as (Redacted due to possible flame war material)!
@mono41719 жыл бұрын
I get minecraft and mario AND minecraft/mario mashups... what the hell
@LazzyVamples9 жыл бұрын
PewDiePie
@LazzyVamples9 жыл бұрын
***** I think your post single handedly lowered the average IQ of the entire world by at least ten points. I have never seen such unprecedented stupidity. Bravo sir, bravo!
@LazzyVamples9 жыл бұрын
***** Hold on to those two cents, it's very probable that it's the only money you'll ever come across in your entire life. Some might say you could resort to begging, but I'm afraid you might get confused and choke on a quarter thinking it was candy.
@LazzyVamples9 жыл бұрын
***** You'll be in newspapers, I have no doubt. I can see the headlines in front of me now. "Local idiot vexes scientists. 'Should not be able to be this stupid.'"
@mastershadowreaper9 жыл бұрын
Nothing like watching Cr1t1cal in the middle of Biology. Fuck im dumb.
@MetaI4Brains9 жыл бұрын
Watch the Classroom Aquatic video and Cr1tikal will teach you about biology.
@mastershadowreaper9 жыл бұрын
T. Wiggins haha alright will do man
@deluxegaming23309 жыл бұрын
Literally doing the exact same thing
@PewPew12345679 жыл бұрын
Yes, you are dumb. But only because he is called cr1tikal
@Megafish1179 жыл бұрын
Studies show that most students who pay attention in class have higher levels of intelligence.
@TheMEEEEEEE1239 жыл бұрын
I was honestly in the worst mood of my life and nothing could even mildly cheer me up, but after watching some critikal videos, it really made me feel better. Thank you for always releasing hilarious content and making my bad days a little better.
@ADadasadasdadw9 жыл бұрын
"where did those bullets hit me? My feelings?" One second later and I would've spit apple juice all over my desk from laughing :'-D
@TACTommy19 жыл бұрын
I'm more of an orange juice guy myself
@MDMAx9 жыл бұрын
But where do I go if I don't want to see videos similar to this one?
@DaniielArmstrong9 жыл бұрын
Your avatar is infuriating.
@MorbusCQ9 жыл бұрын
to hell
@mikecownter39209 жыл бұрын
You go fuck yourself.
@CyranofromBergerac9 жыл бұрын
Chill out guys! He just hates games that don't save after the first level...
@IMZorkTheDork9 жыл бұрын
It's the health of Critikal, not the actual in-game character, it's surprising he can stay at 100% while playing this mess.
@DeusExAngelo9 жыл бұрын
Ah, a fellow scorpion teabagging enthusiast! I thought I was the only one! Now we just need a few more individuals to join us to take down those uncouth tarantula humpers!
@ThomasKatz9 жыл бұрын
I'm in. I've had enough of those spider-taint licking douche bags.
@ЮлианБродняк9 жыл бұрын
I'm game.
@koga9249 жыл бұрын
i once teabagged a scorpion, i now only have my left nut
@ЮлианБродняк9 жыл бұрын
koga924 A worthy sacrifice.
@DeusExAngelo9 жыл бұрын
koga924 As is typical as your rite of passage to become a proper scorpion teabagger. Your remaining nut will now be so potent (thanks to effects of the venom) that you'll only need one.
@gracemason59649 жыл бұрын
"And as Orville Reddenbocker as his witness, he was not going to deviate from that job description." All I'm going to gleam from this statement is that Cr1tikal worships Orville Reddenbocker as his god. Which means I must as well.
@ShinyBlackNails9 жыл бұрын
The phase "You are filling my water balloons with urine" will always hold a special place in my heart.
@juliavstheworld9 жыл бұрын
"Splendid! Well thats the end of this video" So much sass
@juliavstheworld9 жыл бұрын
Mandrake Fernflower yea he is
@chrystalbeast969 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think that Cr1tikal and Ray from Achievement Hunter would make the greatest commentary duo of All Time?
@AfroNinjaBoy29 жыл бұрын
What if... they are the same person...
@chrystalbeast969 жыл бұрын
What a twist!
@MrFreakierTruth9 жыл бұрын
"You are filling my water balloons with urine, where did those bullets even hit me? In my feelings?" I love you dude
@titani1k9 жыл бұрын
You know it's going to be a good Cr1TiKaL video when it opens with a game crash.
@shintaro_139 жыл бұрын
"Where did those bullets hit me? My feelings?"
@yewty98949 жыл бұрын
cheeky scrublords cannot comprehend the greatness of cr1tikalz
@KattWuzHeer9 жыл бұрын
I like snails
@yewty98949 жыл бұрын
i like cats
@jhonnycake19 жыл бұрын
***** I like spaghetti
@Affflex9 жыл бұрын
jhonnycake1 go away man nobody likes spaghetti
@DrGandW9 жыл бұрын
affleks fuk yuo spaghetti uz mu childhoof
@CattyMintgum9 жыл бұрын
I enjoy your videos so much, not only do I watch them again and again, but I also like to play them on 0.5x and 2x speeds for even more kicks!...
@ElFreakinCid8 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, we now have exploitable audio of everyone's Sans voice saying "whoopee cushion".
@DSgamrz5859 жыл бұрын
"Fucking smegma is happening" -Cr1tikal 2015
@KakkaRotSRL9 жыл бұрын
"Filling my balloon with piss" I always wonder if he comes up with these jokes ahead of time, or he is just that spontaneously hilarious. That and the starfish joke had me rollin.
@bioswat966 жыл бұрын
"What did those bullet hurt? My feelings?" I'm fucking dead
@RelaxationalSensatio9 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest not first comment of all time.
@RelaxationalSensatio9 жыл бұрын
I'm a scam.. I am first.
@TheLozfan1239 жыл бұрын
You are the greatest scam of All Time
@GTA20089 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest comment to a comment of All Time
@wateringcan29 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest "of All Time" statement of All Time.
@jerryrivers19819 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest calling this comment thread gay of all time
@unidentifiedones9 жыл бұрын
I love you critical. No matter how bad my mood is, your uploads are making it better.
@SlavelikeConstructs9 жыл бұрын
"You are filling my water balloons with urine. Where did those bullets hit me? My feelings?" I am dying because I can't breathe. -Valk
@skykra19629 жыл бұрын
I honestly think and probably a lot of other people that you should be the number one subscribed youtuber. Keep up the great work XD
@midlifecrisi9 жыл бұрын
Why does this game have health if you get instakilled all the time?
@PewPew12345679 жыл бұрын
If you had watched, you would have had seen, that the guys with AKs dont kill you instantly.
@reginaldskarr67179 жыл бұрын
***** Your name's suprisingly relevant.
@RevemUp454ROAR9 жыл бұрын
***** "Chronic" Damn, you too!
@reginaldskarr67179 жыл бұрын
RevemUp454ROAR Holy shit what is going on here!?
@cjolney9 жыл бұрын
Already looks amazing
@geneeshays9 жыл бұрын
6:03 The skybox goes full-on Salvador Dali
@realQuestion6 жыл бұрын
So the bad guys are clearly using Humvees and Abrams tanks, right? Which side is your hero on here?
@sethtigner7 жыл бұрын
*ostensibly holding back tears* "Splendid!"
@FullMetalBaldo3 жыл бұрын
BONUS FACT: at 5:52 you can see a ripped off Google Street photo of an italian palace (where usually the mayor works). Thanks to Fraws for noticing this
@tylermauer31319 жыл бұрын
I just love the fact that the hummer explodes for no reason
@samuelvibritannia48319 жыл бұрын
"He just continues to high five my chocolate starfish." -Cr1tikal, 2015 Heck yeah.
@TheSqueezedLemon9 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes, I just wanna shove a whoppie cushion down my urethra."
@tien49309 жыл бұрын
Greatest youtuber to have ever roamed the earth
@B_MacLevy9 жыл бұрын
I feel like every game Cr1TiKaL plays shows a bit more to his real life story.
@blefyplayswowable9 жыл бұрын
Is there no way to not move around the clearly overly-visible mines?
@striderkiwi29 жыл бұрын
The first game to make Cr1tikal shed tears.
@verinenpihvi9 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of cr1tikal's older videos. i love it.
@FirstLast-jz4do9 жыл бұрын
Best video by far in a long time 👏
@beans9509 жыл бұрын
I swear I'm always hungover. When watching these lol
@Sizifus9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, those are gravitational mines that implode on contact, creating a giant increase in local field of gravity, like a mini-black hole, so instead of becoming flying pieces of yourself you smash forcefully into the ground and get your arm dislocated. Mighty effective mines indeed.
@christiangarcia70109 жыл бұрын
your day isn't done until you teabag the scorpion
@Kektus19 жыл бұрын
"Splendid!"
@alexromero70299 жыл бұрын
this guy and robbaz are my 2 favorite commentators
@exiledPostman9 жыл бұрын
That was a really sad ending.
@silentloudmouth43338 жыл бұрын
every time i hear him say splendid, i just laugh so hard and i don't know why.
@hehehuy939 жыл бұрын
I love how you just end it with "Splendid!"
@Kimairan9 жыл бұрын
Splendid.
@winsthon889 жыл бұрын
What a great way to start the day.
@Eternalbuysafish9 жыл бұрын
top notch commentary as always.
@Amyisheartbreak9 жыл бұрын
You are filling my water balloons with urine. Cr1t1kal always hits me right in the feelings.
@Elseano149 жыл бұрын
Splendid video.
@TheHarh0o9 жыл бұрын
"Splendid! Well thats the end of this video" Laughed hard at that
@tipper231318 жыл бұрын
A year later and this is still the greatest knife of all time
@samuelmillar7709 жыл бұрын
Splendid
@ImThatDude7379 жыл бұрын
"you are filling my water ballons with urine" i don't know why i laughed hard at this quote xDD
@headshot0259 жыл бұрын
Your voice is a gift from God
@BlackShadowGir9 жыл бұрын
This video was splendid.
@marksusano34449 жыл бұрын
"This weapon is a danger to the world: Our enemies should never get possession of it! instead we should have it!" Murica in a nutshell.
@Icewallowcome0129 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to this new COD game it looks amazing
@existentiald5629 жыл бұрын
New Cr1TiKaL video, Splendid...
@blorfenburger8 жыл бұрын
"you are filling my waterballons with urine"
@Vernoy999 жыл бұрын
Cr1tikal: The best crashing of all time.
@wayedicand9 жыл бұрын
Splendid!
@Ohnonoki9 жыл бұрын
Did these guys have oil?
@jonathanchintapalli40709 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest youtube of All Time
@demtrombones20129 жыл бұрын
"You are filling my water balloons with urine! Where did those bullets hit me? My feelings?"
@bradanderson8179 жыл бұрын
"Splendid." Best line of the video. XD
@princejaythethird83939 жыл бұрын
You should play dance central at least once xD P.S: what ever happened to the walking dead you started?
@THSP310119 жыл бұрын
Quickest crash ever. On another note, You never seem to make me love you less.
@BillyHerrington939 жыл бұрын
As always great video.
@emiel2559 жыл бұрын
Cr1TiKaL you should get your old mic back. I mean the mic from a couples months ago before you played babysitter bloodbath. It made your jokes much funnier. It also made your voice much more monotonelike. For the subscribers: check out BURGERMAKING, MARIO KART, HARD TIME for example you will see what I mean.
@racdude019 жыл бұрын
SPLENDID!
@austinhatch99029 жыл бұрын
Oh sweet, I actually suggested he play this game a few weeks ago.
@josephkoval54349 жыл бұрын
really funny the way he said "splendid" at the end of the video.
@MaserXIV9 жыл бұрын
I need that "Splendid." I have so many uses for it.
@tinytitanmc12763 жыл бұрын
The new frogger sure is strange
@carsonkeller45269 жыл бұрын
Who else wants to see Cr1tical play The Zoo Race?
@SOIBand9 жыл бұрын
The Jontron review was funny as hell but i would love to see critikals take on it ^^
@compman123459 жыл бұрын
Some time later: Cr1tical plays Zoo Race. Everybody says that Jontron/Pewdiepie/any other youtuber that i don't watch already played this game. Why u have to copy him?
@carsonkeller45269 жыл бұрын
*Sigh*, I realize this will happen, but I've heard of that game before any other big youtuber played it/reviewed it.
@jurajgschwind72149 жыл бұрын
The British way he says "splendit" at the end.
@MrCorykrieg9 жыл бұрын
You're the greatest knife of All Time
@Slendoman9 жыл бұрын
I would love to see you play Sonic 06
@epiclepticgs9 жыл бұрын
"You are filling my water balloons with urine" Fucking using that.
@russianderrick9 жыл бұрын
Last 30 secs were so damn wonderful
@GNParty9 жыл бұрын
5:28 I knew that he offset the audio to name earlier and wittier come backs.
@GetTheFO9 жыл бұрын
Cr1tikal is evolving! DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH Cr1tikal has evolved into; Mildly perturbed Cr1tikal!
@TheLaXandro9 жыл бұрын
The moment he said "It took less than two minutes to crash", my PC froze and then browser crashed. Coincidence? I THINK... Yes. Just a coincidence
@shagmystermcgordon72529 жыл бұрын
Is it me or was there a cut at the end of the video where critical went into full rage? Watch just as the game crashes for the fourth time and he raises his voice slightly just before his regular end message, it sounds like he actually raged but cut out the clip when he edited
@stevejimenez44659 жыл бұрын
"Its all about speed" *blows up* "...its not all about speed..." lol
@abeckcod26569 жыл бұрын
So I did some comedic COD and GTA commentary, check it out for a quick laugh if you'd like. If its complete shit, please let me know.