The Official Podcast

Four close man friends gather around to bathe in milk.
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00:00:33 - Apple
00:20:30 - Blue Apron Ad
00:25:08 - Banning Minors in Anime
00:33:56 - Molecules of Freedom
00:36:38 - Drama time
00:40:30 - Voicemails
01:02:35 - Guess That Tune
Hosts:
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Andrew: / huggbeestv
Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
Kaya: / kayaorsan
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[@fAcod13]

I love how with each episode recorded kaya is slowly coming to the realization that he's a 28-year-old edge lord and he just didn't know it.

[@fAcod13]

@@lama2170 dude it's been a year. How should I remember?

[@Ryan-xt9cm]

@@lama2170 lmao

[@-deltajay]

@@lama2170 lmao

[@glanty]

@@fAcod13 do you remember what he said 🥺

[@zyzir]

@@glanty do you?

[@spiderdude2099]

For $1000 it better be an actual stand from Jojo's bizarre adventure

[@mothmads]

@Mase Swoo why

[@mothmads]

@Mase Swoo ok

[@lorddio663]

@Mase Swoo hold up

[@DualEdgest]

@Mase Swoo Apple will give you Cheap Trick instead.

[@PeachDragon_]

I'd pay 1 billion for crazy diamond or king crimson

[@primitivechef8009]

Theres a reason why I locked away the towels Too moist

[@MoistChungus]

Absolutely soaked

[@primitivechef8009]

@@yunusabbas882 who told you my ancient shinobi genjutsu?

[@GermaphobeMusic]

The Minecraft Movie: _exists_ The United Nations: "I'm gonna stop you right there"

[@commentmanwhoeatsgahbage3022]

I liked it up until the guy who wrote from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ended up dropping his directorship of it. RIP, doomed to mediocrity now.

[@crysanthiumvega]

You're Justin Y arent you?

[@GermaphobeMusic]

He's like a mentor to me.

[@casablancasj2570]

GET REVIEWBRAH ON THIS PODCAST

[@Sean-yq1wm]

Some idiots will buy the stand just to say they bought a $1000 monitor stand. Amazon has similar stands for $100

[@miraqen7801]

its either the 100$ stand or a shitty 5 minute crafts stand. *id even sell one of my kidneys including a 100$ fee for that stand if it meant not selling my soul to their channel manager.*

[@nightfighter7452]

Kick Andrew and Kaya and replace them with each other

[@mar_3620]

Jkca the offical podcast

[@PatrickM-nw3ss]

Nah just kick Kaya he’s low key annoying as fuck

[@Garlly34]

@@PatrickM-nw3ss I find him the most entertaining, seeing him make an unconventional, wotty and severely edgy comment is something you dont see often nowadays.

[@derpythedaedra4194]

Steve Jobbs goes to Japan and nearly drowns in milk, then unlocks his stand: *[MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD]*

[@thingsicantfind9545]

No rant on game of thrones? Doesn't feel real

[@PanchoPistolas45]

Lego Qui-Gon Jinn fuck game of thrones. Garbage ass show. Bunch of fucking bandwagoneers

[@thingsicantfind9545]

@@PanchoPistolas45 its shitty

[@PanchoPistolas45]

Saber J i spot a band Waggoner

[@jakefitzsimons4245]

@@PanchoPistolas45 and what band wagon is that

[@PanchoPistolas45]

Saber J the game of thrones band wagon

[@thiccburger290]

I just watched the entirety of Killer Bean Forever 4K. Thank you for finding such a masterpiece, Charlie. You’ve done right by us yet again.

[@aidansweeney9909]

i watched that shit when i was like 6 and wasnt too sure it was real or if i imagined the whole thing for the longest time

[@sawmyname]

Its themost nostalgic thing to me ever because i watched in on a dvd too

[@w.547]

it's pretty insane how genuinely entertaining it is

[@axmoylotl]

killer bean has been an inside meme with me and my discord since like 2017 and now it's finally getting recognized.

[@LoopZoopler]

I remeber watching it on dvd a long time ago

[@tim0lmazan162]

This meme I saw : Apple Bike : $4999 Seat : $999

[@omgitsrati9345]

Even though its tough to tell, i swear Kaya Was trying to be a little more positive In this podcast. good job boys

[@anigeriantaxidriver5040]

When he mentioned how he didn't do his research it reminded me of the backlash to his uniformed rants on the projared episode

[@HotTaiCurry]

A Nigerian Taxi Driver you mean uninformed right? It looked like uni formed and a lot of people on KZbin can’t put 2 and 2 together. Might wanna edit that.

[@chandlerlowell2224]

Sounds like jojo references in the beginning

[@chazzychizzle915]

59:25 "jackholes" is actually the perfect term for your audience 🤣

[@johnniematheson3952]

Not jackass?

[@KnightSlasher]

"He need some milk" penguiz0: ok lets bathe in it

[@marthmain1710]

what the fuck is that pfp

[@nikolaiandre5751]

k.

[@chazzychizzle915]

25:43 no minors in anime? no anime kids shows!? bye bye pokemon i guess 😂

[@miraqen7801]

its probably just gonna be grown-ass men and women battling pokemons in the trenches while they get gunned-down by a legion of blastoise or something, charizards dropping pokenukes; i dont know.

[@sethmccuckins]

@@miraqen7801 Fuck I'd watch that

[@miraqen7801]

@@sethmccuckins Now that I'm sober, that drunk me is actually a genius.

[@styxonthesticks]

@@miraqen7801 damn thats sick

[@darkersouls1155]

1000$? What are the odds of someone actually buying that? Oh w8, I know. 1.02$

[@colincina4704]

Damn you got the references!

[@stoneapollyon8313]

52:06 this is where they talk about bathing in milk

[@sindraoffline3173]

While I listened to this podcast, I'm currently at work(I'm a dishwasher) and I'm lowkey fucked because the washer broke and the kitchen flooded, my only solice is the bathroom break I'm currently taking before I have to wad through the tides of fucking grease, syrup, and trash water. Good episode though.

[@FantFrei]

Its the work of an enemy stand !

[@christianvelez4845]

Yare Yare Daze...

[@sepi5639]

Za Warudo

[@turifast5065]

the word stand being used so much is giving me jojo flashbacks

[@hchappy125]

The ancient saga, finally laid to rest

[@Omar_E11]

Glad Im not the only one who searched this up after the new episode

[@thr333stars]

@@Omar_E11 I had the luxury of listening to it recently and it was even more epic

[@finnyboy1997]

Get reviewbrah on the podcast

[@psfreak333]

paymoneywubby commented on h3h3's channel just saying that you found the freaks too....he didn't have any issue with it. Some of his fans however started wanting credit stupidly enough.

[@meevil24]

Can you recommend some good Wubby videos?

[@Gararrad08]

@@meevil24 all them

[@johnwelsh1934]

Kaya is unusually happy in this episode 😂 which is a good thing but is strange

[@TheCoberto]

It's because he was so negative in previous episodes! I bet the other three set him straight.

[@collectiveleak]

@@TheCoberto nope. In fact they all like who kaya is and wouldn't change anything. Yall are just a bunch of pisspricks

[@TheCoberto]

@@collectiveleak maybe man but who knows

[@lordofthemolerats]

@@TheCoberto we definitely do plus having a more downer personality isn't necessarily a bad thing in a podcast especially something not mainstream

[@piedraelpato7678]

59:33 kaya's villain laugh

[@sledgandhi1836]

So this is why I keep running out of milk

[@MasonBason]

Up and coming game developer that goes only by the alias “Jackson”, has allegedly been seen in a trash can, naked, with an under aged girl

[@MugenBoy]

Can’t believe Jackson said the N Word for an hour and 6 minutes

[@gnarkillguch]

I thought it was stunning and brave.

[@tj9508]

Hardware Store: how much is this metal? Apple: *YES.*

[@quesadilla6819]

Everyone talks about the apple stand but no one talks about the apple mouse with only left click

[@banjoben389]

25:40 it took me way too long to realize he wasn't talking about miners

[@herbaltea4613]

Fell asleep in the bath listening only thing that could could wake me up was the divide of the blue apron advert

[@herbaltea4613]

Blue apron saves lives

[@AntaraBreeze]

podcast, huh more like 1.02$

[@WillGreen0192]

Yoo love the idea of a podcast

[@goodvibes4891]

Lmao dog were on #131 where u been XD

[@frenzygg460]

The Apple stand feels like something that should be on Kickstarter, not produced by a company with a worth of $1,000,000,000,000.

[@fortnitefanningfunnymomets7613]

*$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[@georgewashington5958]

Epic video bro cant wait for the angry birds 2 moist meter

[@nomorenames7323]

I feel like I’ve watched Kaya become less Turkish since this podcast started.

[@bababasri3]

Jamie Goodwin talking on a podcast is different than being yourself in real life...

[@hunterheston3530]

The last time I heard the word stand this much was when I binge watched jojos

[@Altraiid]

I fucking cried TWICE this episode, fucking HILARIOUS. Saving this for next time I feel like shit.

[@rocketgruntmason3269]

great podcast, my favorite part is at 34:20 Freedom gas lol

[@nickh3935]

me and the boys podcasting

[@clonesclone9529]

Keanu Junior and the boys

[@rocapbg9518]

Holy shit, just finished the episode where Andrew talked about his trip to Japan and then listened to this

[@cldomed550]

22:00 “Just get yourself delivered to your doorstep” - Kiya

[@jayayson8549]

Im glad kaya listens to criticism

[@captainzubzubs5127]

Week two of working out,it's amazing to have the official boys afterwards

[@dylancook4147]

How the results lookin?

[@captainzubzubs5127]

@@dylancook4147 holy shit I forgot I left this comment and this is tripping me out. I’m on the path of body building now hahaha

[@captainzubzubs5127]

@@dylancook4147 I started the end of my freshmen year and I jsut graduated

[@dzjp]

hows the bodybuilding journey going?

[@anthonyfinley354]

This can be a southpark episode

[@whippersnapper7632]

everyone is saying stand so much that there have to be JoJo references

[@SergioapjChannel]

the one and only podcast that official, love every seconds of every episode of this shit

[@jleigngod]

Gave my listen on spotify, now I shall give another on KZbin

[@skiiman534]

A skinny guy in the bathtub is how skim milk gets its taste

[@splash_067]

1:03:20 sad how they didn't really get that it was King of the Hill

[@omidnasser2532]

I was in the same boat as them. Super familiar bur I couldn't think of the name.

[@jacobknott9819]

Y’all have a great podcast

[@aj00]

That kid who left the voicemail must of freaked out when he read the title of this episode

[@argonaut8560]

Do yourself a favour and get the entire misfits podcast on that would be the best podcast episode ever created in the entire universe

[@darkshadow8731]

Me: *pauses at **32:40** and goes to bed* Also me: *pushes play the next morning at **32:41* Also also me: "What the heck am I listening to"

[@rob98000]

If you make a stand out of titanium at the same weight as the apple stand, you're still only looking at material price of $285

[@NEETmoreAnime]

Example #9001 of big companies trying to see with how much they can get away with to get maximum profit for their investors.

[@jeffthebiglizard8099]

Where was the "things I like corner" corner?

[@JediMasterBaiter]

It's official: they're cynical.

[@brittonrauscher]

‘There’s nothing-there’s nothing-there’s nothing’ remix 54:53

[@Escaper02]

Oh Official Men, will you give me your blessings?

[@meevil24]

You won't get any word from them but you can have my blessing

[@jaylovesmay2012]

How ironic I'm currently playing red redemption 2

[@clonesclone9529]

Collectors edition?

[@lalulica]

Their intro make me sing " Booty Phat Bitches" along with it. Please help

[@awesomezombi1026]

BUT I CLICKED AS SOON AS I GOT THE NOTIFICATION. HOWWWWWW.

[@ghad6799]

You ok there?

[@diecuck1694]

You ok there?

[@awesomezombi1026]

nah straight up youtube yeeted on me.

[@twotamatos]

It’s actually boiled seltzer water with hand sanitizer if you want the cleanest bathe lotion your feet and whole body in abreva too

[@GermaphobeMusic]

Moist Meter: Spooky Edition

[@console.writeline6262]

Austria is defending against the UN not Australia. The guys who made Hitler not the kangaroos.

[@wearmute409]

Where did Jackson talk about his game?

[@lutaa2495]

wearMute 11:42

[@tim0lmazan162]

My Explanation : The monitor is too cheap. The stand is pretty much a portion how they earn money. But that doesn’t actually change the fact that the stand is way too overpriced.

[@ishan6317]

I think the 12 year olds are just a vocal minority

[@maschaorsomething]

Aren't most of these voice mails from "12-year-olds" just women?

[@laggyson7489]

You guys just don't understand why it's worth $1,000. ITS APPLE FOR GODS SAKE!

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

Right? That's easily worth $3

[@ImmaLittlePip]

The 999 dollar stand better give you a stand ability Other wise what's the point?

[@devilsummoner2163]

It better give me ZA WARUDO

[@MrAlienform13]

that awkward moment when you realize that something becomes popular enough that "normal" people start listening to it...

[@nonothingnever]

Hoping for Reignbot or Caddicarus as a special guest. Fingers crossed.

[@prisonmike3605]

Btw you guys should get Cody Ko on the show

[@EriccTheRed]

kinda miss the retroish synth intro, i'd always jam to it the best

[@EriccTheRed]

ps. andrew get well, love you guyz

[@TheItuber]

Wait, you guys are really going to remove the commercial segments, ae i love them. However strange that sounds.

[@bootleg_]

The stand will be able to stop time, of course it's worth a lot!

[@meevil24]

ZA WARUDO!!

[@sage_upmostpear8628]

my grandma works at blue apron

[@crabwithahat7193]

Is the audio choppy for anyone else?

[@theelectricroad8999]

The fucking boys are here to make me feel loved!

[@cheeseduck400]

Isaac Butterfield should go on the podcast that would be epic 👌

[@amtrakisveryepic]

I put milk in my Coco Pebbles...

[@JediMasterBaiter]

I eat Nutter Butter Bites like they're cereal.

[@Vintageferguson]

Best vlogger that goes to Asia and africa is definitely the Wonton Don / Donny does from barstool sports. He really makes AMAZING CONTENT.

[@jaylieclark923]

God i love kaya so much

[@it-s-a-mystery]

That podcast compilation was hilarious. I hope most of them were ironic. I hope they took it in good spirit, I actually haven't heard of their podcast but wish them the best. When you got to the kiddy kids it became extreme cringeworthy, which I still found funny, but in a way that I still wish they hadn't.

[@Laimy88]

Pewdiepie: 9 year old army Official boys: 12 year olds

[@TheForhekset]

If you bought one of apples overpriced monitors you'd probably want to buy a third party stand that wasn't a piece of flimsy aluminium.

[@ryanhilderbrecht6357]

Why did someone dislike the vid before they watched it

[@nightfighter7452]

Because kaya still exists

[@AlucardTheDemon]

@@nightfighter7452 my nemesis. Jackson sucks

[@mugglesmonster]

Riley Reid for the Official Podcast

[@jakexd5524]

I would think that she’d be at Charlie’s throat the entire time.

[@JediMasterBaiter]

Jackson should get her permission to be in his game, then Charlie would totally play it.

[@AJTheMightyGamer]

This was one of my favorite episodes yet. The voicemail segment is hilarious!

[@nunezisa1]

When you just stare at the video it's like you aren't watching a human podcast, but instead you're watching a random conversation between 4, 1.5 dimensional creatures just talking shit and being friends.

[@willforstervisuals]

Wait till they find out about the $700 Apple wheels

[@loolersauce]

If you have not watched Hank of the hill youtube poop get on that. Gem from the past.

[@Eli-cw6os]

im 17 and i watch because anderew says doo doo winkies

[@CarlosMorales-uu8dm]

I fucking love doug

[@elmothewise3915]

Fun fact: Take the intro Word "Jack" And then go to the second part of the intro and Take Away the "Icial* From the word "Official" And Put Them Together, You Get The Words "Jack Off"

[@clonesclone9529]

Also official backwards is laiciffo, which in latin means 'to jerk ones self off'

[@foolishkiwi4546]

I used to think the JACK was just because jackson was the editor and thus had control over all the graphics lmao

[@Taiyama2]

18:25 Andrew on his deathbed, surrounded by family: "Remove this mask...and let me look at you...with my *own* eyes..." They pull it off Darth Vader-style, his skin is noticeably paler and weirder where the mask blocked it.

[@samuelsteinberg8650]

Looking forward to some turkish cereal after this episode

[@bencersparney3654]

Wait so who's voicemail are we calling this week?