The Official Podcast

[@commonercorvus6291]

this podcast WAS NOT brought to you by Robinhood

[@TakaDeepwoken]

Since there are no comments and its kinda empty here I’ll just say i was the 300th like. Have a good day.

[@stoneapollyon8313]

348th like suckers

[@dannysankyu]

357th like losers, have the fuckin best day.

[@jonathanblom7648]

409th like bitches, have an amazing week.

[@six4181]

435th let's go, hope things pick up for ya~

[@JesseNatFigger]

Petition for jackson to turn on his webcam

[@MasonBrown-qq7oq]

Jackson face reveal

[@covidebolaids3578]

It is on, he's just staying extremely still

[@munjee2]

He does when his hair is done

[@dmitrikozak7837]

Signed

[@JesseNatFigger]

@@covidebolaids3578 and he's also a professional ventriloquist

[@rafalafel9214]

Why does Jackson keep his webcam off like he showed up to a zoom class

[@bwgaming8564]

It's like 3am for him when they record

[@sandenson]

@@bwgaming8564 So?

[@bwgaming8564]

@@sandenson probably doesn't think he looks presentable at that time lmao probably goes to sleep and wakes up for it

[@GenJotsu]

Multitasking is too hard for him

[@gfullcrayon562]

@@GenJotsu and he still has to edit the dam thing, poor guy.

[@Omar_E11]

*Almost February* Charlie still has his Christmas tree up.

[@etoppix561]

Larry King waking up one morning after being divorced for the fourth time, seeing all the laundry he has to do be like; "well it's time to get married again"

[@ABR48YT]

DISHES?!? I can’t do that!! GIVE ME W O M A N

[@TotallyNotJoe_]

@@ABR48YT love woman

[@gfullcrayon562]

It’s pretty rude of them to talk so loud when Jackson is sleeping

[@carolinacoreas7716]

It's okay, everything Jackson is saying is sleep talking.

[@henro5151]

Hibernation

[@bobthebobman7457]

Whoever does these thumbnails needs a raise

[@SouperSaiyan96]

Charlie should put away that tree. His Birthday is long gone

[@afuea-qg5yo]

jesus gaming

[@thedgzgames427]

Here before 1000 likes.

[@bigtoenail2628]

@@thedgzgames427 same

[@xxtalkingtomxx9072]

Here at 165 likes, that was a funny joke haha

[@daveyboy647]

He just has it set up early for Christmas 2021

[@skittlewizard8537]

Ah yes, my favourite podcast and the only one where no one’s been outed as a groomer.

[@lauridscm1]

Charlie will never be outed, he's too fucking unkempt

[@glanty]

It's because they are smart

[@Luggug]

Well we do have supermega cast

[@sentpain8354]

Yet*

[@TriforceofLife]

Why else would Jackson leave his camera off #camgate

[@scrungusbungus9013]

Why isn’t this available in Braille

[@TerrarianCrab]

Ikr, he’s so blindphobic

[@user-bf3jy6xi4w]

Why isn’t this available in sign language

[@user-bf3jy6xi4w]

TerrarianCrab he’s also deafphobic

[@mihajlomilosavljevicthelaz663]

@Anime With a Side of Ramen why isn't this available in caesar's cipher?

[@ac1dicscytheva346]

The hell does this comment say?

[@TheSandwichmann]

I ate a really good Jambon Beurre sandwich with smoked ham, comté cheese and french baguette bread. Personally, I love this sandwich because it's very simple to make and so delicious! I hope you all get to eat a really good sandwich as well!

[@TurtleChad1]

*A turtle approved your delicious sandwich* ✓

[@boiifyoudontgetmotivated6516]

Why thank you sandwich man

[@lorentzdriver4048]

a

[@shaded389]

K

[@Someweebwithinternetaccess]

nice

[@tylerzimmerman757]

Charlie can be the Patron Saint of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. When he dies they’ll put him in an ancient Egyptian artifact and he can come out like Yami when someone finds it.

[@Jellyduckface1]

This is my millennium fleshlight!

[@tylerzimmerman757]

@@Jellyduckface1 Oh that’s good

[@PunkRaider]

Charlie would be the patron saint of G-Fuel, moisture, garbage trucks, sex toys, collectors and trading cards.

[@YourLordMobius]

Dont forget chess.

[@jjserrano8806]

And vaccum cleaners.

[@skeedleknievel]

Beef jerkey activist

[@xhellystarx]

And grease.

[@renegadeprism42]

I can't believe u guys forgot slapping compititions

[@gilgamesh904]

take a shot everytime jackson turns his camera off

[@Sarah-ke3jg]

u mean take a shot everytime Jackson does turn it off?

[@masonm763]

you would be forever sober

[@jansobanski5955]

When will Jackson learn how to operate a webcam

[@benward3702]

Facts the episodes when everyone has there cam on are so much better

[@ellinikoptero7355]

@@benward3702 grammar has left the chat

[@benward3702]

@@ellinikoptero7355 I’m sure you’re a very like able person 😐

[@dolphinerofachero3159]

@@ellinikoptero7355 jackson just turn on the camera, is not tat difficult

[@twikkzy]

praise be, the boys have uploaded

[@Cruscker]

I shall

[@kay-dc8495]

Just take a second to appreciate the fact he uploads twice a day

[@MalikBucketz]

My mother just got diagnosed with breast cancer and I really want her to see me hit 3k subs at least before she goes for chemotherapy. I would greatly appreciate it if you could suppor.

[@midstick00]

The turtle approved dude is on every vid within seconds

[@myfather_F]

He is trying to be a second Justin Y which is pretty cringe.

[@mayathemayar4469]

@@myfather_F or he's just a fan

[@midstick00]

@@mayathemayar4469 lmao

[@bonkknutz153]

prolly a bot

[@myfather_F]

@@mayathemayar4469 Nah i see him on most trending videos saying the same old comment he just wants clout.

[@Eyasgea]

Larry King was just taking reddit's advice on his marital problems

[@tokyorain3984]

Really appreciate the timestamps in the description. Thank you.

[@kizuki8962]

“It’s hard and takes time for everyone to like you but it’s a lot easier and funnier when everyone hates you”

[@BeefGeneral]

I wanted to listen to the podcast and it wasn't out yet. Listening to an old one and my faith has given me blessings now.

[@elevatormusical]

For the first time I’m disagreeing w you guys, love you guys to bits, but I’m an agoraphobe and I’m working on it currently. Never gotten money from the gov, slowly whittling down my savings, trying my hardest to go back outside. I used to go out a bit loved the bars and socializing etc, I miss it and it’s a huge anxiety disorder, it’s hard for me to get to a doctor because agoraphobia makes car rides hell. You guys are my favorite but that bit made me upset, I’d give anything to not have agoraphobia.

[@biiianciii888]

Ikr I know people who struggle with that and that part was just... upsetting

[@happysaucey]

I hope you got everything sorted through man, im sorry to hear it. Best wishes

[@dxshawn532]

I have AIDS Edit: Just incase yall were curious

[@cleverusername421]

Our Jesus, just needed a church.

[@ICantFindMyKnuttsFTLC4L]

you have the smartest username

[@fairtoowell9503]

h.m

[@proctordoctor5756]

Kaya is so callous I for one would miss him when he's gone.

[@tannerfinkle5581]

Hes my favorite, I love how crass he is, got a similar sense of humor too

[@Josh_ua]

Kaya is the best guya.

[@Zeesinatra]

Kaya unironically has no filter, he adds a lot to the group. Shame some people can't take a few tonedeaf, beastly rants and I'm not being sarcastic. The guy is definitely a net positive

[@hookoffthejab1]

He used to get so much hate in the earlier episodes

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

@@hookoffthejab1 He still does LMAO

[@bigguy2174]

kaya's chest hair never changes literally

[@hareeballsac9777]

Charlie wasnt kneeling in the thumbnail he was actually *standing up*

[@bigdumpy7790]

I can finally fall asleep to your beautiful voices

[@M8DLT]

Not other way better to relax on a Thursday than with the Official Podcast playing in the background

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Jeez, who hurt you?

[@bigafroman4277]

Is it just me, or does Jackson never blink?

[@gfullcrayon562]

Well he’s sleeping

[@JakeLikesTech]

Love how the last frame of the video is just kaya smiling

[@spagooterintruder856]

Charlie seems pretty checked out of this one

[@hookoffthejab1]

Seems like he's trying to stay awake through the whole episode

[@MikeyBrisson]

Yea, he was visibly bored atleast. Maybe they should take a little break and come back with topics that actually interest them.

[@Ghastlymane]

This is the most he's talked and interacted with everyone else during the podcast, not including the early episodes.

[@ryang8116]

Charlie only woke up like 15 minutes before the podcast ended

[@thegabberoonohammry7751]

It took me an hour to realise the guy on the top left was just a picture

[@flopster8139]

Yeah the “top left guy”

[@DracoGangLive]

@@flopster8139 Yeah "Cacodemon" the "comment reply guy"

[@jam1072]

16:55 I didn’t realize it was a ad until it was a ad

[@tylerp4130]

I got attacked by a dog when I was 3 and it tried to rip my lip off. I had to have plastic surgery to repair it and still have (luckily) small scars. But I love dogs and I’m so glad it didn’t make me afraid of them for the rest of my life. I have 2 dogs now.

[@mook8799]

Cats can be really compassionate at time like when my father passed my cat stayed on his side of the bed for hours keeping my mom company which is something my cat ever did before or ever since

[@kyamekazee2067]

The new artist is doing a fantastic job

[@kingluvfiti]

I love cats, our old neighbors had a cat that lived outside and that cat was so mistreated it was sad, it always came up to me and cuddled up next to me leg, I miss it so much :(

[@ActiveWELPBYE]

Pov: you aren't even half way through the vid and you're already scrolling through the comments

[@MasonBrown-qq7oq]

You're right but also "bastard".

[@benblessed9991]

Love ya bois❤

[@AzureReborn]

fuck, you got me

[@Filipico_w3]

Fuck you. I listened to the whole thing.

[@TotallyNotJoe_]

Pov: you are more than half way through the vid and you’re scrolling through these replies

[@colmsmith618]

*Not funny Charlie looks like Jesus joke*

[@mayathemayar4469]

But you cannot disagree that he looks like Dumpster Jesus

[@ui..3945]

Response which is also bait

[@ajfev1092]

*Insert slanderous message that degrades human personality*

[@ui..3945]

@@ajfev1092 returns personal insult to sender

[@InkubozuNikki]

Charlie Christ, that's not funny.

[@jemiahthesaiyanproductions3207]

Lovin the new thumbnail art work🔥

[@lukes9772]

All praise to the official boys

[@Ism0kecr4ck]

You guys have absolutely no idea of how much I love all of you.

[@SweetSideOfFries]

41:05 That seamless ad read, muah!

[@metebolkar1320]

10:48 that was actually impressive lol

[@M30W3R]

By the by, guys, don't know if this is ever useful to any of you but Stackoverflow is a good place to ask tech related questions and most of the time they don't show up on a google search so you have to manually go onto their website and type in your query. Actually that thing about people never explaining their fixes gets me so mad that I usually just create a question on Stackoverflow itself and then answer myself, so that one day when someone is having the same issues as me they find the answer more easily. Wish more people would do this, but here we are.

[@TurtleChad1]

*This podcast has been Turtle Approved* ©™

[@shaded389]

Ayy

[@shiilo5]

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[@idisagree9553]

Pog

[@MalikBucketz]

My mother just got diagnosed with breast cancer and I really want her to see me hit 3k subs at least before she goes for chemotherapy. I would greatly appreciate it if you could support

[@richie404]

Yes

[@nirajbhatt7069]

FYI :- Charlie is actually standing in the thumbnail.

[@burnmybread9921]

I'm loving the art in the new thumbnails.

[@guts60]

I WAS LITERALLY ATTACKED BY A PITBULL! Yet I love all dogs, including Pits.

[@taguwura]

i love how genuine kaya's laugh sounds when they talked about the cat "haters" subreddit

[@Icefireninja8]

Grabbed a few Mike hards and now I'm ready to watch the BOYS!

[@EliMcInturff]

Why does Charlie look like he never wants to be there

[@LeakSFo]

He looks like he never wants to be anywhere lmaoo

[@SparkMediaProduction]

That’s just his resting face..

[@somemong989]

@@SparkMediaProduction resting sad face

[@bojackhorseman4176]

And yet he's always there. What a predicament.

[@liljaybeats5723]

You just hit 3 billion views on your channel, well done king

[@JonathanGaeta]

Everyone’s webcam is on Jackson: 🗿

[@Zzekkoo]

I swear Jackson moves when he is speaking when you see the screen in your peripheral vision

[@justpassingby9115]

New to the podcast so I was worried for the guy who didn't move for like 20 minutes. Only found out his webcam wasn't on so then I found out there isn't five people on the podcast

[@wabajot4121]

So when are you gonna drop your Christain Rock album

[@Earls_sweaty_shirt]

Faith +1 already shaking in their boots rn

[@aj00]

Shoutout to Kaya’s camera man

[@squillz8310]

I'm so early I listened to this episode on Patreon Yesterday.

[@blitzwolf1012]

I've got to hand it to reddit for the obscure solutions tho, I couldn't play multiplayer csgo on a workshop map privately with friends, and some reddit had answered with: "try deleting the structures and models folders in the csgo files, then verify the files in steam." and it actually worked like there's no fucking way I would've guessed that by myself

[@astranott]

Charlie is definitely the patron saint of gamers

[@sandenson]

56:25 As a(n amateur) programmer, I can relate massively to that, and it hurts.

[@GrapeSodaBrian]

I like how Kaya's argument was more of an insult than an argument.

[@AnArChIKiNgHD]

Charley has been the only one i can differentiate from the last 2 thumbnails

[@lucearthritis1660]

Jackson stayed still the entire episode, absolute chad.

[@nohighping4268]

Hearing the intro gives me goosebumps :D

[@astonchip]

Now This Is Gonna Be Epic

[@isaacrobinson5062]

British Felon, Florida Man, German Turk and Keanu Reeves. They are the Patreon Saints

[@Furugeru]

Hope everyone is having a good day💕💕

[@Bishop985]

37:04 thats really cool sounding but traumatic sounding as well...still cool though

[@anotherdegenerate9098]

How is Charlie not considering to be the Patron Saint of flashlights?!

[@Verticom10]

He has no specialist experience with flashlights

[@MisbegottenQueen]

Ahhh, my skin feels good😌 -Love you official bois❤

[@broken1965]

Larry King one of the last neutral journalists like him or not

[@franktrandicostacomedy3370]

I love that kayas camera moves with him

[@dopaminemarine6140]

That bruh moment when charlie says rust drama is stupid but he reports on karens garbage trucks lol

[@word69420]

It’s come full circle to episode one... again

[@jinnie4271]

30:01 You shouldn't though, it's miserable, imagine being so scared of having to go outside to where if you have a panic attack you won't know where to go or what to do. While yes it would give you a reason to stay inside and play video games all day. But in reality it's not as fun as you make it out to be. For example, Corpse husband he is terrified of leaving his house because he might get recognized for his voice, and in his situation he lives alone (as far as I know) so imagine how lonely you'd be, even if you did live with someone it would still not be great. Is a horrible situation to be in because Corpse needs to leave his house for physical therapy (? If I am remembering correctly). So please do not say you envy anyone with agoraphobia. If I could take away his fear believe me, I would. No one deserves to go through that. I'm not mad, I just felt the need to clear things up, and if I got anything wrong here please tell me!

[@Ghastlymane]

Seems like an excuse to me, I'm scared of people because I have terrible social anxiety to where I almost cry when I get around a large crowd of people, which is why I hardly go to stores like Wal-Mart, yet I still go out. I can't even breathe when I'm around people. Seems like an excuse to just not have to go out or do an actual job.

[@jointsok8056]

@@Ghastlymane Social anxiety and agoraphobia are different tho, I have pretty bad social anxiety too yet I still can’t imagine how you are afraid to go out, and that’s because I don’t have agoraphobia, Maybe it’s an excuse for some losers but I don’t doubt that people are genuinely terrified of going out like that.

[@Ghastlymane]

@@jointsok8056 still not changing my mind

[@MisterKabukiMask]

Playing fetch with my dog at the park while listening 😇

[@richie404]

Always love that intro.

[@soap9277]

This is a pleasant thing to wake up to

[@catex5452]

I always feel like Charlie doesn´t really enjoy these talks :´D I hope I´m wrong though

[@Josh-cx6tg]

The notification made me think "patron saints of pornography".

[@JimTheKid]

thats dank

[@benblessed9991]

El bow approved

[@matthieulenders1366]

WoW i see this Guy more then my friends these days

[@thequincy_]

1:03:29 I agree with what Kaya said, what you both just said somewhat proves Charlie's point. At least the way I'm hearing it. Jackson and Andrew are making the point of "its about how you play it", I suppose you could make that point but you have to consider: just because a game *has* replay value doesn't mean that is what everyone wants to do. I believe they should have introduced more ways of assassinating the targets, no matter if that is through creating different animations or adding real time affects on the targets health such as poisoning. They definitely could have been more innovative. Another thing I hear is something along the lines of "Hitman 3 is like a DLC add-on for 2". Let's hypothetically say that Hit-and-run 3 *is* like a DLC, would you pay $60 for a DLC that is practically the exact same as the base game with the only difference being new stages/maps? I certainly wouldn't. Not only would it be a waste of money; it would also be the price of a better game, you can quite literally get more interesting games for half the price. I'm relatively sure the majority of the masses don't purchase Hitman for the "story".

[@starlightbrigade2789]

So I loved the patron saint conversation it was incredibly entertaining but there's one small detail you missed, Christianity loosely defined does fit the patron saints and all but there's subsects of Christianity, the saints are primarily a catholic thing the belief they hold is that you can pray to the saints to get certain specific issues solved or whatever but the other subsect, protestant (I'm pretty sure that's what it is) believes in the ability to talk directly to God which is how the bible tells you to do it. That's the sect I'm a part of. Frick dude I wish I could get my youth pastor on the podcast as like a 5 year special or 250 episode special where you revisit the questions from episode 1 but with my youth pastor Craig to help go through them. Hes such a cool dude and he'd have such a blast.

[@user-jt6rh8xy6n]

“People have a need to worship, if it’s not Jesus its going to be some bitch on onlyfans” -Kaya Orsen 2021 That needs to be inscribed on his tombstone.

[@NotUrProfile]

why havent the newer podcasts been added to the podcast playlist

[@brubru7860]

My cousin got his head mauled by a Great Dane and has ptsd from it and still loves every other dog he’s ever come across.

[@glasermrk]

It would be a completely valid reason to still hate dogs right?

[@iEditorial]

when is kaya going to realize he is the neckbeard redditor that he hates

[@friendlygiant1507]

wat?

[@muzzypwnyou]

Never, because those types never take the time to think about what they are saying

[@BiggestSquiggin4482]

because he really isn't if we're being honest. Like seriously when you look at what neckbeards do and what Kaya does it doesn't even come close. You people just look for any excuse to hate on the guy

[@dxshawn532]

@@BiggestSquiggin4482 Lol ok.

[@randomdude3]

​@@BiggestSquiggin4482exactly

[@perbehaps]

Everybody gangsta until you hear Andrew typing.

[@aligiance]

I love this musiccccc! It's siiiiick!

[@dakotahyounger1156]

When you’re so early that you see the guy commenting about being early.

[@Gruseppe]

You’re early?

[@dakotahyounger1156]

@@Gruseppe it’s a joke, depends what you consider early.

[@Gruseppe]

@@dakotahyounger1156 just correctin “your”

[@P.Subaeruginosa]

3:08 I'm just gonna think it's Jaxon from fairbairn films

[@hchappy125]

So I guess we’ll have to wait till next week to hear their takes on GameStop lmao

[@__-wh1hx]

God: Literally created the entire Universe in one week. Jackson: So you do nothing?

[@ChaosBW]

God does not exist child

[@bluepenguin2071]

@@ChaosBW wym? Did you not see Charlie?

[@__-wh1hx]

@@bluepenguin2071 Its solid proof Jesus exists.

[@newt2120]

6 days dude. Then he got high on the 7th and made a bunch of bs rules

[@AzKat69]

In my country the wills of the dead are not granted, henceforth all property / money owned by a dead person goes to the government, and then if they are kind and decide out of the goodness of their heart, they will give it back to the grieving family.

[@ReeBoyJenkings]

I ficking love the fact that half of this cast is high during this

[@lukedmg5698]

Ritual vitamins look like something Charlie would make a video on

[@Plague_Crow]

For a second I thought they got the backstreet boys on the podcast I was hyped. Still gonna be good thought