Very Real Morning Routine

[@kyokushinkaikid]

Morning routine: Wake up. Have a piss. Get out of bed.

[@disscrraft8941]

Wait.....nevermind, we're good here.

[@marykatew]

Hold up

[@chronicallyg0ne]

wait...

Gave me a good laugh, Thanks.

[@santicheeks1106]

Wait a minute, you forgot to poop, who doesnt poop before they get out of bed

[@cloudbasedbear]

Poor girl probably thought tortilla wraps were pancakes this whole time

[@sparkyjones560]

Could be crepes.... but yeah she probably doesn't know the difference.

[@dressedmaniac]

@Tom Phelps That would be funny if they actually had that on their bottles

[@petarc8152]

In europe pancakes are much thinner they are basically like crepes in america

[@AwfullyDeer]

Petar C what a fun fact but the jokes still funny

[@flyde6521]

@@petarc8152 no, in the UK pancakes are thicc, only crepes are thin

[@salma5276]

Quick appreciation for not having an intro in every single video and just getting right to it

[@awsheit]

Dude. This.

[@lly_09]

Also no flashy outro

[@DreaminglnaDream]

People don't like video intros? =(

[@pavanbhat3861]

@@DreaminglnaDream No way

[@SpittFiire]

@@DreaminglnaDream I do if it's something short and not extremely annoying with a bunch of shitty extra effects.

[@smolpp5316]

"All those emails I have to catch up on" Probably just Amazon notifying her that her package of Listerine Advanced White has been dispatched.

[@aren2naga92]

Or misplaced 😂😂😂

[@vizthex]

lmfao yup

[@chewy99.]

@MrCSP24 Not just “anything”, you simpleton! Everyone orders her Listerine: Advanced White! #BringOutTheBold

[@hfhhfhfhghf8619]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@plantyt3246]

@@aren2naga92 yeah and to check them she scrolls through her own insta

[@gamingmetnoel1900]

She smiles like she’s being held at gunpoint

[@Fake-yr9xd]

what is this a funny comment that’s what it is

[@borbgorbon]

She was forced to smile by the listerine gods

[@nionashborn7626]

@@borbgorbon their eyes are everywhere

[@borbgorbon]

@@nionashborn7626 the listerine advanced white is so strong it's forcing her face muscles to smile

[@gwen3692]

Listerine is the real hostage lol

[@cheerio4742]

it creeps me out that the whole time she's smiling like there is no tomorrow

[@axtra9561]

yeah and isnt sitting like that on the bed uncomfortable as fuck? Think about it, most of us want to go back to bed when we wake up even when we've got enough sleep and only get up because we want to do something or not waste the day away. If she gets up, uses listerine whatever the fuck, eats breakfast, why wouldnt she just get back in the bed and scroll instagram.

[@a_dell_laptop]

"I'll take any excuse to smile..." Sounds like a serial killer

[@axtra9561]

@@a_dell_laptop My frosted flakes are in safe hands i'll have you know.

[@guiAstorDunc]

*final hours ost intensifies*

[@wrenv3947]

:):):):):):)):):):):):):) Listerine:):):):)):):):)

[@justanothergoat1132]

I also wake up with a full face of makeup

[@allyd4860]

Same

[@MrEdrftgyuji]

I never do. Maybe I should start drinking Listerine© Advanced® White™ before bed.

[@NaschAzure]

@@xxrobohorse64xx bruh moment #50

[@riteshram74]

Totally unrelated, but I'm your 1000th like

[@softiehoseok9564]

The fucKin Key clown pfp makes this better

[@Brenbananana]

It's funny that Listerine probably got more exposure through Charlie than the person they actually paid for it.

[@sirwafflesxx8218]

That was their plan all along.

[@micosstar]

oh shit.

[@somethingsomething404]

its been discontinued :( i paid 40$ for the last bottle on amazon, i loved it!

[@Hpmanenz]

@@somethingsomething404 Well now I dont know how to start my day anymore, without Listerine advanced white is it even worth waking up in the morning?

[@saberblue]

This girl smiled more in a single morning than me in my entire life... ...but I guess it's because I don't use Listerine: Advanced White

[@tahzibsafwan1028]

*GASP* You monster! How dare you not use Listerine: Advanced White™️

[@freakyanimegal8]

Your icon makes this funnier

[@gutsydudwithhisgrasseson5477]

Do u already start using it.

[@quirtzer7508]

She doesn’t even shower! That’s NO GOOD. But she has that trusty listerene advanced white so its all good :)

[@insidiouskid2179]

True true

[@monkey9717]

I was just waiting for her to say that she does yoga and meditates.

[@artzzy8291]

Like Dre drexler

[@kstarnovagal6672]

That takes effort

[@concept5631]

*_Passion_*

[@alesandranasywanawfa6388]

Don't forget the candles

[@deutschelehrer69]

*_B A S I C_*

[@brettgraham7173]

Her life is literally just a Listerine Advanced White commercial.

[@vollmond9342]

Wait... yours isn't?

[@brettgraham7173]

@@vollmond9342 No, mines a Pepto Bismol Ad. 🤣

[@crust9889]

#blessed

[@brettgraham7173]

@@crust9889 #SoBlessed

[@Cawziiku]

every time she looks in the mirror she can hear the sponsorships

[@Rose-hh7mk]

How to have a morning routine like this: 1. Be rich 2. Be unemployed

[@Adrianwe44]

And get paid by Listerine 😂

[@internetuser4210]

My morning routine: Shit on the floor, head for the door

[@internetuser4210]

I got a like...that's my new record

[@sofaking3113]

Just an Internet User we’ve been over this it doesn’t count if you like your comment

[@ErebusTheDragonn]

Listerene advanced white

[@vintage3465]

If its brown its down

[@sultanag3612]

Are you a dog?_?

[@Adam_InThePastTense]

It’s bold of her to admit her morning routine doesn’t include showering, or getting dressed.

[@fwardale]

You dont need clothes if you have *listerine advanced white*

[@hridakshipareek1418]

@@shaggyrodgers4213 lmao

[@candle_eatist]

@@shaggyrodgers4213 he won't be waking up until Jesus comes back, and that's not even guaranteed

[@perc-um2ui]

@@candle_eatist what are you on about, shaggy *is* jesus

[@skinnylegend1542]

And shitting

[@rosarantala5094]

The morning of champions: 1.wake up to "hey you, you are finally awake 2. escape a dragon 3. save the province

[@Ian-oe9wp]

You were trying to cross the border

[@hackerman5207]

@@Ian-oe9wp fell right into that imperial ambush

[@Ian-oe9wp]

@@hackerman5207 same as us, and that thief over there

[@Messihaz]

VICTORY OR SOVNGUAAAARD

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@Ian-oe9wp ''Shut up back there!''

[@Peedocatcher1]

"I don't change my undies, cause I don't let shit bother me."

[@twentydollargiftcard1027]

SLDJFKSFK

[@gn6691]

The Shit never bothered her anyway. -Elsa

[@parsleythesheep7610]

Bruh🗿

[@MrM0gus]

💀

[@Toochilledtocare-_-]

Saw this exact comment by someone on the other ceo vid. Cool copy bro

[@k42uy4]

1. Wake me up 2. Wake me up inside 3. Can't wake up 4. Save me

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

GAMERKAZUYA 5. Save me from the *_Listerine Advanced White™_*

[@1theedster]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 best comment ever

[@revolvingworld2676]

Me when suffering sleep paralysis

[@playingcalm5116]

Top 5 youtube comments you can hear:

[@50tenhull]

WTF why am I singing.

[@Hazyla]

My morning routine: -wake up -remember dream -remember dream is cool -go back to sleep and try to re-dream it -plan fails -wake up but disappointed -chugs 8 listerine advanced white bottles to wash away the pain Every. Single. Morning.

[@AOIU982]

The dream part I unironically have as well.

[@tawaynemcgregor8288]

This is exactly how mine is😂😂

[@propablit]

lol

[@tamurkhawaja7279]

Naa it's worse when you having a good dream and someone wakes you up

[@chifmaster100]

Never thought other people also tried to re-dream their dreams

[@Limitless-g9g]

Plot twist: She’s a robot and she runs on listerine advanced white

[@iwcb8413]

Lolll

[@kentuckyfriedchildren5385]

Not even a twist just the truth

[@np4029]

A female Bender.

[@kentuckyfriedchildren5385]

@@np4029 yes if the charisma program malfunctioned

[@n4rband]

lmao

[@Raber-nf5bw]

Charlie: Nobody makes their bed in the morning. Entire US Military: And I took that personally.

[@ConstiausPankow]

fun fact: she didn't even brush her teeth

[@nononojajaja6427]

She only needs listerine she worships it

[@can-chan6119]

TpCrazy1 Food is for the weak, listerine is my sustinance.

[@melanierubio3663]

The only realistic thing coming from her "routine".

[@subhamroy8817]

you fool, listerine advanced white is so advanced that it brushes your teeth for you

[@quanghuynguyen6152]

doesn't matter tho, cause she got that listerine

[@RetroSamuraiVA]

1. Wake up 2. Frantically get dressed because I overslept and now late for class 3. Barely have time to eat breakfast due to oversleeping 4. Speed down the road to get to my classes 5. Meet with project group at 10am to go over homework and worksheets and projects 6. Wolf down a payday bar, a bag of chips, and a 5-hour energy because no breakfast 7. Class runs from 1pm to 9pm with a 30-minute lunch break. 8. Drive home depressed and hungry 9. Soaked in the rain 10. Enter dark and cold apartment 11. No texts from anyone the entire day 12. Eat cold spaghetti from 2 days ago 13. Trudge into the bathroom, staring at the lifeless zombie I have become in the mirror 14. Grab my trusty bottle of *LISTERINE ADVANCED WHITE* 15. Down the entire bottle 16. Collapse to the floor, mouth burning and throat on fire 17. Slowly fade away.... THANKS LISTERINE FOR MAKING MY DAY WORTH IT!

[@WhiteRedEyeAU]

RINSE AND REPEAT

[@flation4800]

i feel sorry :(

[@liamgrey7974]

And repeat

[@LloydDustin]

fuck #2real5me #relatable #blessed

[@mariohall4903]

I see you don’t have cleaning your self in your routine and I felt bad so I was wondering can I clean you for you

[@TurtlesTM]

If "Why are you depressed? Just be happy" was a person

[@hellstoastt]

"why are you paralyzed? just get good lol"

[@moelester697]

@Xylex dude like I hate disabled people like just be able

[@moelester697]

@Xylex dude like the disabled scream in the class for attention like omg just be able and stop you're winning maybe next time I won't throw you out the class window

[@BigSauce-s4e]

nub? get gud

[@berserkagain7976]

*sees kid in wheelchair* Stop pulling yourself down! 😫 You got to stand up for yourself!!

[@Nikki-wt8ss]

I love waking up with perfect hair and makeup. I’m glad I’m not the only one.

[@wonder_9315]

Her breakfast has less calories than a deep breath

[@HisWattson]

Wonder_9 underrated comment

[@baldmartin1355]

Wonder_9 probably starving her self

[@ognjeennn]

@@baldmartin1355 definitely not, she looks healthy

[@baldmartin1355]

ognjeeen hopefully she’s not tho

[@chicagobullsfan03]

It's 2019, stop eating as soon as you wake up. Breakfast is overrated

[@the711devin4]

“Every good morning starts with positive thoughts” Me: *hears alarm* God damnit

[@graceskerp]

Every morning starts with a realistic question: What's going to be fucked up today?

[@crabbiesam2572]

😂

[@graceskerp]

@atelier upsilon I've found that if you believe in Murphy's Law - if anything can go wrong, it will - you'll never be surprised. Appalled, enraged, terrified, but never caught off guard.

[@dudemcnude1314]

When my alarm rings, my eyebrows become swastikas, my eyes fill with hatred and i become sauron. At least mood-wise 😂

[@adeadratlol3516]

*God damnit Bobby*

[@AveryHyena]

Imagine using minty mouthwash, and then eating breakfast directly after

[@daltonlovescake2227]

Avery Hyena Edit: google is an idiots best friend. well typically you use mouth wash before or after you brush your teeth, brushing your teeth after you eat breakfast can rub any acids in your food into your teeth. (I think I heard that from a teacher back in middle school, I could be wrong)

[@userPrehistoricman]

I thought it was the other way around. If you brush your teeth before breakfast, you expose your teeth to be attacked by the sugars and stuff.

[@TheHopeless72]

Avery Hyena that would be horrible

[@averongodoffire8098]

🤢

[@dragonvarine7553]

Dalton Loves Cake! No, youre brushing wrong if that happens. You rinse out your mouth plentiful with water before brushing.

[@Sallibotz]

The fact that you have no intro, you’re not telling me to smash the like button or subscribe button is why I love this channel. You’re just getting straight to it. And you know you’re saying the right shit because you’re just a dude in a white T-shirt who’s backset is different every video with your shit lying around and you got 8 million viewers. You’re the man Charlie.

[@TheSuperCoolMan122]

1 wake up 2 aw shit here we go again

[@ciastekpro-9182]

Onfroi RELETABLE

[@khorvinae]

CiastekPrO - blue chair?

[@ohsnapitsdiana]

thank god san andreas memes live on

[@TheBrandedOne2003]

Onfroi Yes

[@bigman489]

Diana A.C. Best gta game imo, some dumb cunts at school were making fun of me for liking it cause of the graphics lmao.

[@jakobole]

There's a sentence never said before "Stunt-double for pancakes"

[@jonnyfilms6189]

When i was reading that he said the exact thing

[@StolenTorchGuy]

Because pancakes don‘t need that ,they‘re just beautiful

[@cmdjk1]

Those are European pancakes (crepes) which are a similar size to tortillas.

[@ManWithTheCow]

@@cmdjk1 I have made crepes before and those are definitely tortillas 😭

[@cmdjk1]

@@ManWithTheCow Are you European?

[@GNUX66]

That smile she's forced to have every second of her morning looks psychotic.

[@moatasemkassab4517]

This is what Listerine Advanced White does to the brain, I tried Listerine and it made my penis wiggle uncontrollably like Charlie Sheen's scene.

[@whyeverytimeihaveto7633]

@@moatasemkassab4517 same bro that happens to me when i drink Listerine Advanced White

[@ReeN1995]

@@whyeverytimeihaveto7633 Guess I will have to buy some. For science ofcourse.

[@alexray4969]

"After waking up the first thing I do is using Listerine Advanced White to dissolve bodies in the basement and mask their smell."

[@vizthex]

EXACTLY!

[@althoughtherefore7940]

can we just appreciate Charlie's ability to think of a quip out of a sneeze

[@jonnnnniej]

It just happened when I read this comment! Might be one of my favorite moments of Charlie :'D

[@arejczyk7738]

She should marry that celestial 24 old CEO Jose with 5 companies. Imagine they WAKE UP together. So much power to conquer the day and read emails.

[@ireallylovekorea7446]

They would be an epic motivational suddenly multi millonare non procrastinating powerhouse couple. I honestly don't think the world could take even a mere shred of the awesomeness, these two would deliver in video form.

[@rummanadib4941]

They would produce elon musk-esque child in every 10 months

[@borbgorbon]

Imagine they wake up togther and drink listerine: Advanced white

[@Incognit0777]

@@borbgorbon Cheers, I'll drink to that, bro 🍻

[@krutika6769]

👁️👄👁️ i was thinking the same

[@guydude439]

My morning routine: drink Listerine: Advanced White *wake up*

[@lolom8772]

Sorry buddy I think you got that wrong, my morning always starts with waking up and chugging 2 gallons listerine: Advanced white and if yours isn’t the same way then you just can’t exist here

[@guydude439]

@@lolom8772 Oh oof

[@alexismedor6182]

Yeah, listerine advanced white is a product us simple people could only dream of devouring.

[@ilikespongebob9715]

wait how do you drink the Listerine: Advanced White before you wake up, is it that sleepwalking shit because if so you should really get that checked out man.

[@guydude439]

@@ilikespongebob9715 Lmao, I actually used to sleepwalk but it just kinda stopped like a year or two ago. It only happened for a very short time

[@rbit5140]

Morning Routine: -Waking Up -Feel like shit Repeat

[@ThisUserPassedAway]

Depression and failure with Listerine Advanced White :)

[@granda3649]

Bruh go to a therapy or something

[@HeroSword_P]

@@granda3649 Muh therapy

[@teaganeverts7134]

You and I are not so different R Bit

[@QuacksterLad]

Wait so you wake up, then feel like food that came out of the opposite part of the body from mouth, then wake up again? Also language

[@sidonelmet6501]

Seeing her smile put a smile to my face. Thank you Scarlett for your fake smiles, they always make me laugh ❤❤

[@Theraldave]

The most unbelievable part is dropping a strawberry in the yoge without pulling the green part off

[@trueblueclue]

That's heresy.

[@camc9093]

Barbaric

[@WiresDawson]

it's edible

[@camc9093]

Wires Dawson still disgusting

[@namelessbacon9483]

@@WiresDawson so is tree bark.

[@dackeldu6917]

Plot twist: THIS video was also sponsored by Listerine Advanced White

[@hmk1635]

What!?

[@sunder530]

What!?

[@graceskerp]

Surely you jest!

[@jond3929]

Bullshit. Next you're gonna start claiming that there are comments that feature product placement for Listerine Advance White which combats bad breath, lifts stains to give you whiter teeth, provides a protective shield to prevent new stains from forming and has 3 powerful essential oils to reduce plaque and bacteria.

[@Fluke1x]

“Sir, the promo with the blonde Instagram influencer backfired. Everyone hates it.” “Time for plan B. Call Charlie. Have him throw her under the bus.”

[@SuperGamingDude]

Charlie’s morning routine consists of nothing but being moist

[@FireHydrantForeheadNyquil]

That's the best you could think of

[@droogj]

Sooo a wet dream?

[@metazoo4407]

SuperGaming Dude I see you everywhere bro 😂😂

[@samcttcn]

and Listerine Advanced White™

[@PabloGarcia-qy5ks]

Why is this video in the gaming category?

[@CandyFoxxleDoesYT]

so basically charlie is saying revolve your existence around *Listerine: Advanced White* and then you're successful

[@thegrekko]

"My room looks exactly-" *sneezes* "Sorry, i'm allergic to shitty set design." 😂

[@yubeenseo8001]

lol

[@Fanimati0n]

What i love is that sneeze sounded genuine, meaning that he came up with that off the cuff

[@weebiron]

Is that wii wubby?

[@JoeMama-np8vi]

@@infinitynotifications7082 Well he said it 0.5 second after he sneeze so he does came with it right away

[@suuuuuuuu124]

@@JoeMama-np8vi he is Jesus

[@ForgetfulHatter]

1.) Wake up Wake up 2.) Grab a brush and put a little makeup 3.) Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup

[@olivia.ana1]

Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?

[@sighahnyde2215]

Here you go creating another fable

[@JTEHS]

You wanted to

[@ar9907]

table

[@honeydew0000]

I don't think u trust

[@mayab8053]

Morning routine: Wake up. Re-realize that reality isn’t worth it. Go back to bed.

[@cappuccio9732]

Relatable ^

[@9c1official90]

Same here

[@cozz124]

^

[@smallbrain7849]

@@BEN-ys6gu If you work at NASA then why are you wasting your time watching KZbin?

[@mostafazahid1710]

@@BEN-ys6gu You ruined the chance to say "your name describes you perfectly" to Small Brain >:(

[@bentune281276]

I love all your videos but these are my favorite. The one on Jose who was selling one of his 5 brands cracked me up. His day consistent of waking up, exercising, breakfast while checking emails, lunch and another workout and that's it. It fucking made me laugh out loud. Keep it up pal

[@eunoia7689]

I said "bless you" when he sneezed cus I got manners and shit

[@followthegrow108]

SIMP

[@mostafazahid1710]

@@followthegrow108 Get off of mommy's laptop, Timmy. You clearly are uneducated on the term "simp".

[@geedis6265]

@@mostafazahid1710 lmao you sound like a "smartass" redditor

[@rhymeswithyetiv2331]

So humble

[@followthegrow108]

@@geedis6265 he really does, r/woooosh

[@PicotheSpicyWarlord]

This just puts a really bad taste in my mouth. Good thing I have *Listerine Advanced White* to make my breath potent and my morning great.

[@dr.bleach2123]

PicotheSpicyWarlord good potent breath

[@placidpond8127]

I like how she said she starts her morning with pancakes and then makes some protein yogurt cereal stuff

[@stephenhowes6586]

PlacidPond 8 second breakfast, the only real thing in the video

[@RelishWithReCheil]

It makes no sense!

[@Redistributable]

Well, she never said that she actually eats those pancakes. Apparently, she just likes to wake up with them in the vicinity.

[@sneezingsuspense]

@@Redistributable this is fricking hilarious haha

[@lotus_flower2000]

They look like crepes to me..

[@JackRabbitSlim]

My morning routine: - Wake up - Grab a brush and put a little make-up - Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up - Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? - Here you go create another fable

[@taitia8619]

You *points* I see you

[@DesusChristus]

YOU WANTED TO

[@engineergaming4399]

WELL I DONT THINK YOU TRUST

[@ravendesk9912]

IN MY

[@engineergaming4399]

@@ravendesk9912 SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE

[@will9480]

1.wake up 2.take a dump 3.get out of bed Whats YOUR morning routine?

[@tehmimbibi7887]

Mine is the opposite of your morning routine

[@Achmed314]

Lol

[@musicui]

i use Listerine™ Advanced™ White™

[@serenityy_jm4399]

*i watch bts 24/7*

[@isabella-og7wn]

Willam C so you take a shit *in* your bed?

[@ColdFuse96]

This isn’t your average everyday Listerine White. This is. Listerine *ADVANCED* White.

[@insanity4462]

There is also the Listerine PLEBEIAN White for a kind of white smile with a nice yellowish glow.

[@isabellev9576]

Insanity >implying spongebob references are for plebs

[@jacksonreed8489]

This isn’t your average white neighborhood this is Florida

[@somedipshtinthecomments2507]

My morning routine: - Wake up - Experience the existential horror of conscious waking life, the terrifying freedom and lack of purpose in a meaningless world of chaos - Take a dump - get out of bed - Listerine advanced white enema

[@benp7842]

This is not a rick roll and you can tell by the link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXmXaGl5ra-rnMk

[@fracture2852]

@@benp7842 I mean...he didn't lie

[@candle_eatist]

-Take a dump -Get out of bed *_wait a second_*

[@pcvrisepic]

And yes that second one totally wasn’t a mesh of keywords

[@christiantheanti-christ6723]

I miss like 10 seconds ago when i didn't read that last part

[@evan9498]

Hi Charlie, sorry I'm 4 years late, but that's how we cook pancakes in the UK. Those aren't tortillas. The location clearly shows London, United Kingdom, and that's how we cook them.

[@embodimentofgreatness5514]

you cook them like a bunch of sorry bitches who lost a continent to rebellious farmers

[@crazycookie4645]

That might actually be sadder than if they were just tortillas.

[@roguex9469]

"Nobody makes their bed immediately after waking up in the morning" Military recruitment officials and military brats are quaking

[@bbqseitan7106]

As soon as I left boot camp I never did it again and anyone who did was a weirdo who got brainwashed

[@mitchelle5310]

bbq seitan true lmao it’s torture

[@graceskerp]

Military environments, especially boot, exist in a different time/space continuum.

[@graceskerp]

@Blue collar Silver dollar Yup. As long as you're slutting around in your crib, albeit room, apartment, house, etc, an unmade bed is acceptable. Waltz out the door and the rack better be a drum head. Further, if the spousal unit is also active duty or a vet, s/he makes their own. "You've been to as many GI parties as I have."

[@elliotmcgee8918]

Making the bed first thing preserves a healthy environment for bed bugs. Nobody should make it immediately in the morning.

[@Vanessa-xx3yz]

My covid quarentine morning routine: -wake up unemployed at 12:30 in the afternoon -check debit card to see I still have no stimulous check -drink coffee and wait for the crippling anxiety to pass -browse through multiple streaming platforms until I settle for something I've watched on youtube for the hundredth time -go to the store and still not find a single roll of tp, but at least I moved my legs some

[@pingu3984]

Honest. ^

[@hotpikachu]

No one asked and no one cares about your morning routine

[@ndhikaatube]

king

[@yikes4501]

@@hotpikachu this is the internet nobody has to ask

[@hotpikachu]

@@yikes4501 i didn't ask

[@martingabrovski7507]

1 wake up 2 snort some listerine ADVANCED white 3 put some listerine ADVANCED white in your veins 4 become listerine ADVANCED white

[@Rx7_Maniac]

Martin Gabrovski if it ain’t white it ain’t right.

[@alexandru7727]

5. Have a Listerine ADVANCED white enema

[@jan_Travis]

Smoke some.

[@jacobburr7835]

When you think nobody would take it that far 😆 lolol

[@chickencurry420]

5 pray to your new listerine ADVANCED white overlords

[@killshot7041]

I clicked on this, not noticing its from 3 years ago and seeing short haired Charlie made my heart skip a beat, i genuinely got scared for no reason

[@Amy-gn6zw]

The whole construct of influencers needs to go extinct. 💀

[@reppy0757]

Fucking seriously. Anytime I hear the word "influencer", I just hear "someone who doesn't work for a living and makes fat bank because people are stupid"

[@Giganticonion]

Amy I wonder if they changed the name “influencer” to “manipulator” how commonly accepted they would be. Since manipulating you is literally their only goal.

[@DenZerda]

Word

[@reppy0757]

@@DenZerda Notepad

[@DARTH-R3VAN]

@@reppy0757 Book

[@memekampf1751]

1: open eyes 2: smoke joint 3: shut eyes again 4: repeat untill dead

[@nateypotatey2106]

Too relatable.

[@theincrediblepodcast3188]

I too have this routine

[@pestilenz6664]

"Hit from the Bong", if the day starts hard

[@hydrationrequirement9762]

How do you know my life?

[@TheJesseK57]

10 joints

[@anthonysimpson01]

1. Wake up 2. Drink entire bottle of listerine 3. Grope my cat 4. Scream at the mailman 5. Cry myself to sleep

[@mob8783]

S-shane?

[@retrolives3799]

Why you going back to bed already?

[@anthonysimpson01]

@@mob8783 *Don't worry i don't grope my cat xD*

[@barbonius1099]

The number is perfect

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

6. Fist my dog

[@Jun_Kie]

I love seeing the photographer in the left corner balloon. This is so relatable. I also wake up to with a man dressed in black taking my pictures while I sleep

[@lemmyvonh868]

“No one makes their bed every morning.” Army sergeant: I can change that

[@nidah9957]

I make my bed

[@mingus444_gaming]

eh, they didn't really

[@ohhelloyoungsoul437yearsag9]

I get bItCH sLAPpEd by my gf if I don't-

[@HealthyWC-2]

Until the weekends come, nobody is touching their beds.

[@rakvian]

I do my bed everyday first thing when I wake up, I don't know why tho, I might have ocd or something. Tho I have been not making my bed everyday now in quarantine, fucked up sleep = fucked up habits I guess.

[@soggypotato7734]

Why she putting whole strawberries in her granola not diced or anything just a straight up strawberry

[@squirmtastic]

With the stems on too

[@tee228]

plastic strawberries are hard to dice

[@nitrothunderbird6740]

Maybe she likes how crunchy the stem is

[@shrooman768]

@@nitrothunderbird6740 I don't know what kind of strawberries you all eat, but the stem is fully edible and certainly not "crunchy"

[@alicia-hd2cs]

Because she never does any of this shit

[@outsidercain3038]

A typical day into the lyfe of instathot >Wake up >Do product placement >Stare at your own pictures >Go to sleep

[@CptCPT-dl9lh]

cant blame those women. it's free money. mad respect.

[@irapelolisforaliving]

'free money', its not like there is paid money

[@OukiLips]

I rape lolis For a living it’s called work, not surprised you never heard of it.

[@Maido876]

You forgot washing your eyes with listerine advanced white.

[@themasteryocheese8133]

*essential motor oils

[@r.l.mcdermid6034]

1. Wake up 2. Realize i smel bad 3. Fall back asleep 4. Let alarm ring 5. Disable alarm 6. Set alarm for 30 minutes. 7. KZbin. 8. Shower, get ready 9. Go to work 10. Rinse and repeat

[@broskydoodle6697]

1. I wake up 2. I scream 3. I jump out my window

[@TollNSoul]

good plan can I use this for my school project

[@billboard_1895]

I wake up, I throw up, I'm a shitty rapper

[@conorwhelan5767]

Now read this backwards O-O

[@alextomasek1829]

@@conorwhelan5767 top 10 anime plot twists

[@DerpyMail]

Are you a bird?

[@insayndevilchild]

Love how they wake up with a full face of flawless makeup

[@novu6196]

And perfect hair

[@James-vc1kc]

I feel like this only contributes to women feeling as if they need makeup to function in society, it’s pushed out by shit like this as if it’s “normal” to wake up with a set of makeup, or doing literally anything when makeup is not a necessity whatsoever.

[@meemtiem1273]

@@James-vc1kc You'll look beautiful if you use Listerine Advanced White

[@jadenbatt3158]

Bullying isn’t cool *BEING NICE IS COOL* bless💯

[@bito2041]

Hell yeah!

[@apatheticAstronaut]

Listerine is cool

[@FTLol_]

But is it as cool as Listerine Advanced White?

[@spicytee133]

There's nothing I love more than waking up to a beautiful morning and having a tall refreshing glass of Listerine: Advanced White while eating toothpaste.

[@ShortPunk27]

I was hoping she'd show us the part where she takes her morning dump.

[@Rick-jf2ig]

That's kinky

[@taiweihao98]

She can't cuz she ate curry the day before

[@theflaminglionhotlionfox2140]

She doesn't, with the power of listerine advanced white her body just absorbs all of the food leaving nothing behind.

[@jezusova]

She doesnt...even fart...

[@yuckovpotatovich1266]

@Corn Pop You are a bad dude

[@brettk.1398]

She blocked me on her Insta after asking something stupid like "Anyone here from Cr1tikal?"

[@garlic_bread180]

BAHAHAHAHAHQH

[@QueenofSilence101]

Doesn't want "those" kind of people on her page. Unsurprising.

[@yayalucia7997]

@@soulsbourne Cr1tikal is this KZbinr's Twitch accout

[@jimbob9262]

Dont forget the moist

[@axtra9561]

@@QueenofSilence101 unsurprising considering she scrolls her own instagram feed

[@Bijo69]

She’s living in her own bubble clearly. Getting out of bed at all is an achievement on its own for some people.

[@korvusmangata9007]

I feel attacked lol I say, as i lay in bed

[@Xighor]

I can relate at night I feel so down I feel like my soul is going to leave it's body and I fear I won't wake up I wake up and just want to die

[@jkl3199]

@Juicelad Most young people I've met during the last 7 years have been social media addicted, nihilistic, hedonists. In my country, we have a very generous welfare system. Young people are so entitled, depending on the state in every way and at the same time are so cheap and selfish with their own money, not even helping out a friend in need. Many people do anything to get money from the state, like intentionally fucking up job interviews the state sets up for them, so they can life on welfare and sleep till 3 pm and watch Netflix the rest of the day. State funds a large part of every drug addicts habit. There are many more examples. People in general have no purpose in their life. They are weak and have never experienced any real strife in their life. It's pretty much like that quote “Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”

[@sofaking3113]

bijo *all people

[@xyannail4678]

@@jkl3199 In what country do you live? Also by your last paragraph it seems that you attack or hate the newer generations, like the first two paragraphs were good, but then you go on a rampage on the last one when you were making solid points on the previous ones.

[@definitelyajaegerist861]

My summer morning routine: Go to bed at 1-3 am ( it’s technically morning ) Wake up at 7-10 am depending on the day Take a piss Get back in bed bc it’s cold asf Stare at the wall Check my phone and put it back down just to pick it up again Watch penguinz0 for an hour before I can move again Eat Watch anime and listen to music all day Go to practice at night Shower Stay up on KZbin all night Start over

[@pretentious_melancholic]

her morning routine is faker than my self esteem

[@luantang3561]

XD

[@Nogdog945]

And sadder than then me not having any friends... god I need friends

[@someguynamedsam6204]

@@Nogdog945 I'll be your friend

[@ihaveadegreeinmemes6377]

More like every one of my 8 personalities

[@trash2958]

@@Nogdog945 I'll be your.... ah never mind your a neeeeeerd

[@guesswhoiam3211]

Imagine drinking listerine out of a glass like it’s soda while telling people that you do that everyday

[@siphonix924]

Oh i thought he was serious with the literine one

[@Bell-ih5ln]

Look what a coincidence, this is the third definition of *psychopath*

[@Bell-ih5ln]

The second one is actually thinking that Bella Poarch deserves the fame and money she got

[@WINH4X]

white people smh

[@TheDeathOrange]

@@WINH4X how’d you think they stay white?

[@RyanReta97]

My favorite thing about this is how the listerine is just there on the bedside table. Which you know, it's relatable cause I always start my day by taking a shot of mouth wash

[@TJ20232]

You never saw her spit it out either. She's implying that drinking mouthwash is the correct use. If I get cancer it's all listerines fault

[@crowstrive1426]

Your profile pic is hella cute !

[@TJ20232]

@@crowstrive1426 thanks bro.

[@crowstrive1426]

@@TJ20232 I was talking to @ryan reta but yknow what, that's a nice shade of green Np bro

[@TJ20232]

@@josephirizarry5195 "For that minty fresh rectal gas."

[@Adv4u4real]

My morning routine: - Wake up - Wake up - Grab a brush and put a little make-up - Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up - Hide the scars to fade away the... - Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? - I only get paid if you see the Listerine: Advanced White label

[@lil3104]

chop suey moment

[@elperverto11]

1. Wake up 2. Stare at ceiling until my eyes are not longer *moist* 3. Rinse out the dryness with listerine and feel the *moisture*

[@gavenpyeatt8885]

I think you mean *Listerine advanced white™*

[@josephscriven5454]

That sneeze didn't sound fake. i think he's actually allergic to that shit.

[@bernsoprettyy2217]

_i have the same allergy_

[@JonathanB139]

Lol. I have cringe sessions instead of sneezing.

[@arenring505]

@0:55

[@noxabellus]

Her scrolling slowly thru her own instagram drinking herself in is the most realistic part of the video

[@shirq1661]

When she's off camera she cries while taking shots of Listerine advanced white

[@Usr999]

@@shirq1661 *injects listerine: advanced white into veins* ahhh yes

[@elvickRULES]

Am I crazy or did her comforter have her on it? Or is that just some random blonde famous person?

[@divineessentia1406]

@@elvickRULES it was her. narcissistic lmao

[@NatiiixLP]

Remember the good ol' days, not even 4 years ago, when some of the largest KZbinrs would casually upload video with very little editing in 720p 30 FPS and rack up millions of views anyway? You really have to be a comedic genius with great connections to be able to create content so entertaining people will gladly ignore the technicalities.

[@grirrat]

Advanced white just sounds like the highest ranking of white that a person can be.

[@xstoofpeer]

@Koyomi Araragi Why are you linking right wing losers who complain about sjws. I thought Japanese were supposed to be smart. Or are you just a weeb.

[@ZekeAndroid49]

jin Instead of typing out people who complain about SJWs you could just shorten it to sane people

[@xyxxanx9810]

Tim Pool, the social democrat, libertarian, advocate of drug-legalisation and Bernie-bro, he is such a vile right winger, yuck.

[@TristanAD_]

Koyomi Araragi bitch it’s the fucking okay hand symbol or sign or a approval what the fuck is wrong with y’all idiots

[@sandypratama5485]

@@TristanAD_ r/woosh

[@iamthewalrus8677]

Listerine: If it ain't all white, it ain't alright

[@edak82]

KKK: If it ain't all white, it ain't alright.

[@isaacbruner65]

@@edak82 congrats, you got the joke

[@edak82]

Thank you Isaac, very cool.

[@manictiger]

Listerine: keep those colors away!

[@noveske.2236]

Isaac Bruner IMMA TREAD ON YOU! :D

[@DisintegratorNat]

My actual morning routine: Wake up Lay in bed all day Go to sleep

[@who_is_oni]

yeah...

[@BudarEndario]

hey u forgot your listerine advanced white as your morning routine

[@NoobsDudes]

Accurate.

[@BobbyBoomstar]

dude. I just discovered you. you feed my soul and give me the big belly laughs! thank you!

[@magdabielecka8374]

Why did she put strawberries with the leafs in her meal?? Disgusting.

[@pianosenzanima1]

Ikr

[@sceptile0k311]

Whats wrong with that

[@magdabielecka8374]

@@sceptile0k311 You eat it with leafs?

[@sceptile0k311]

@@host2407 i dont eat the leaves but you act like if a leaf touches the plate you get the plague or some shit

[@bunklypeppz]

@@sceptile0k311 She literally mixed them in with her granola and yogurt... Either she is going to pick up the strawberries individually and eat them without the leaves after putting them in the bowl with everything else, or she is implying that she just eats them whole with the leaves on. Why are you acting like that isn't weird?

[@zombiewarrior225]

1. Wake up 2. Pee 3. Get out of bed 4. Waste away as I watch KZbin all day

[@lockndock1929]

Dont even get out of bed to take a piss, that's meta right there.

[@lockndock1929]

I'd love to wake up and surround myself in my own moisture

[@cowboybebopfan3390]

w a r m

[@gligurr]

1. Pee 2. Get out of bed 3. Pee again 3. Wake up 4. ??? 5. Profit

[@CatFinder3000]

That made me laugh so fucking hard rip

[@thegreywanderer8427]

I almost bought Listerine once, many many years ago, but then didn't. Now my health is waning, the love of my life left me four years ago, I am struggling with depression and slowly losing all contact with whatever friends I have left. Don't become like me, buy Listerine Advanced White while you're still healthy and in a loving relationship.

[@aporia3764]

I can see the cry for help 😂 I am also losing it

[@howler1579]

Its too late for me.

[@shreagol7812]

The Grey Wanderer what loving relationship?

[@smileforthesun]

Same. Yup.....

[@sarahturneyy]

Crazy to see his hair was ever this short

[@ChrisParrishOutdoors]

My morning: >Wake up >Open the door >Get on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur

[@dmc4365]

Ayt guess ima cut my front arms off and embrace my inner lizard

[@sashaannenkova2060]

Classic memes :)

[@Nesterou]

The size of the... "bowl" for her breakfast. That the kind of dish I would use to put used tea bags after they infused. What kind of sparrow portion is that.

[@keepermovin5906]

That’s what I was thinking that’s like three bites of food tops

[@lordroy88]

She can only eat so little because she has to be skinny for The photos

[@ThisUserPassedAway]

Yeah, as someone with an ED, this kind of stuff is pretty harmful. But maybe I’m too sensitive idk.

[@rasmusbalsrd3293]

@@lordroy88 I mean that’s just staying healthy innit? Idk about you guys but I don’t eat too much in the morning. Couple slices of bread, then off to school.

[@arjunranjan8737]

The food is healthy but eating 5 bites of food for breakfast is not healthy at all.

[@respectwaman5834]

*Realistic morning routine* : -Be half awake -Try going back to sleep and fail -Staying in bed while half awake and over think/go online -Finally get up -Consider finally starting morning work out routine -Not start morning work out routine -Eat - *fart*

[@insidiouskid2179]

Dam

[@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh]

You are taking a real gamble by laying in bed in that half asleep state without setting another alarm or hitting snooze just in case. I missed a final exam one time doing that.

[@wainach9518]

the last part is the most important one

[@danielcj13]

Accurate

[@imaginenation5158]

Why did I read fart so loud in my head

[@Hahakhan-b8i]

Bro hasn’t aged a day in 6 years.

[@Goldmaykr]

My morning routine: Wake up. Turn over to my girlfriend laying next to me. Wake up.

[@xoxoemy_]

Damn

[@bravo6959]

Same

[@takingjrdoesyoutube9200]

Dang bro do you need a hug or something

[@Chesrw]

Comedy

[@adanakebap2731]

@@takingjrdoesyoutube9200 nah he only needs some Listerine Advanced White™

[@fruitsalad2107]

1. Wake up 2. Start moisturizing myself (any moisturizer will do) 3. Continue applying the moist 4. Become the moist 5. Proceed to continue my day as a big mass made entirely of moisture

[@Splorguss]

Fruit Salad 6. You’re ready to start your day ☺️

[@woodfur00]

How do you call yourself moist if you're not using Listerine® Advanced White as your exclusive moisturizer? Disgraceful.

[@entertain7us148]

I love how in every one of these morning routine videos, the only work these influencers actually do is “check emails”.

[@adaezenjoku7527]

well in the morning yeah, i feel like filming videos would come later

[@meemtiem1273]

Not with Listerine Advanced White you won't

[@shawnramey614]

I was expecting her to say something like, “ I then look into the sky and thank the sun for rising for me to brighten my day.” Narcissists like to feign gratitude but they view everything as a service to them.

[@derjude1470]

My morning routine: Wake up Ponder choices made in the past Jerk one out Chug some *Listerine* *advance* *white*

[@mananjoshi1311]

Chug it down till you become Listerine : Advanced White

[@borbgorbon]

I prefer to get it all done at once and just jerk out some listerine advanced white

[@Broccolie]

You forgot the ™️

[@dorkknight7225]

You forgot to spit Listerine: Advanced White

[@rumikang33]

or just jerk some Listerine advanced white

[@Double400]

1. Wake up 2. Fall off of bed 3. Drag comb across my head

[@bareit98]

4. Find way downstairs 5. Drink a cup

[@birdmn9930]

6. Look up 7. Notice I was late

[@Bro1223-c2e]

8.Found my coat 9.Grabbed my hat

[@danieltukua4527]

10. Grab clipboard 11. Go to house, "Hi, Vault-Tec calling!"

[@charliejacobsmusic8410]

10. Read the news today

[@cleveryoutubename4445]

1. Wake up 2. Feel like P Diddy 3. Brush teeth with bottle of Jack

[@KatzeKriegerin]

4. Don't come back for the night

[@cgme7076]

5. Finish the night by Praying

[@thatonenevy6053]

I love you.

[@c.r2135]

Goddamn now I gotta listen to tik tok

[@farlonmuentes6004]

i stopped at "feel like p diddy". the SJW might come after me.

[@alexholmes8714]

After seeing this 3 years ago I’ve used listerine advanced white every day. It really makes my smile beautiful and gives me the motivation I need to make my bed first thing in the morning. Thanks Listerine advanced white™!