Morning Routine to Make $100,000

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[@Basement_Bro]

Tried this for 7 days. Lost $100,000 after being fired for my job. Wife took the kids and my house is condemned. Worked out great!

[@rosiered3403]

Sounds like a country song. What happened to the dog?

[@Biggorillastick]

I ate it​@@rosiered3403

[@cat80814]

The dog was adopted by their crazy neighbor

[@Cherry-pu4mx]

They were tying you down

[@XanderRaidon]

Time to sue the guy who thought you this for damages.

[@ratdoto2148]

When you consider that the routine is basically just convoluted manscaped ad, it really is the morning routine to make 100k.

[@starfox300]

Yea, this is how he makes 100k, promoting skin/health products.

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

Zero people asked + My content is far superior in every way so get over it.

[@starfox300]

@@ChrisShafferOfficial nope

[@CEJOPawHAR]

​@@ChrisShafferOfficialZero people like script kiddies like you + Stay mad + Go learn how to hack + Stop using programs you found on Linkvertise and Pastebin

[@makaveli4226]

@@ChrisShafferOfficial Zero people asked

[@MlLFS4L]

Tried this routine for a week and I got 700k!

[@123j4j]

This guy maths

[@R3TR0J4N]

GAD Dang it, I need to breath harder then

[@ladycatbeth4752]

What's even funnier about your comment is this video was posted 5 minutes ago and so was your comment☠️

[@Kroitk]

Don't listen to this guy, this is an absolute SCAM. I tried this routine for a week and only got a measly half of that/$350k

[@manuelsputnik]

WOAH amazing!!!! so cool congrats

[@thekheeng1]

Quickest way to get rich Step 1: wake up rich

[@deloschnuk1072]

Get born rich

[@hiiambarney4489]

@@deloschnuk1072 Alternative step: Wake up being extremely hot.

[@honeyosweet3877]

Be a nepo baby

[@Silverlining-tx7ck]

Thanks bro , never thought of that

[@primalboi96]

Step one: be rich

[@HandiDandiBrandi]

What makes his morning routine unique is the fact that it mostly takes place in the afternoon.

[@themarksman1979]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alanacos6947]

no wonder he's 'fasting' breakfast he slept through every meal. appreciate him for being honest tho cause I know those other ones arent up at 4 every day

[@benwong8713]

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

[@Ozzie_Mandias]

I saw that here too... he is copying an ultra-materialistic, superficial narcissist who is either prone to hallucinations of committing mass murder... or actually does go around secretly killing people.

[@Dr.Starbound]

I love the Bateman speech. Now for his little brother. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

[@One_Eleven111]

Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine

[@RoCkHeAd316]

Came here to leave this comment. Glad it's here already 😂😂😂

[@CorporalGrievous93]

@One_Eleven111 Eating eggs with a subtle off white coloring. My god, he even has a water bottle…

[@Fading_Skies]

When he brings his phone up talking about the meditation, his phone says 1:11pm. A 4 hour morning routine is crazy

[@will2316]

I mean, to be fair to him, I don’t know who would actually show their real morning routine in the actual morning rather than just going over it during the ‘work’ day

[@hectichive889]

@@will2316 I mean, true… His “work day” is literally just sitting around at home all day and filming KZbin videos of him put his makeup on. BY THE WAY, in his whole routine, not once did he brush his teeth in that 4 hour routine

[@lottikokonut1250]

@@hectichive889 that I guess is the realist thinng in his video. 😂

[@Mememaxing]

​@@hectichive889bro he's youtuber and model. He doesn't use makeup he's just a good looking guy and makes good youtube video. This white guy also do the same.

[@gritted]

im sure that morning routine would not take that long… he obviously wouldn’t do it as quick as you normally would, setting up all his cameras and recording each scene out… plus it was probably just not in the morning brother.

[@PetoriaOasisYT]

10:04 into the vid, you can see its already 1:11 on his phone and the entire morning has gone passed by 😂

[@Chrissorox]

My man! Why isnt this top comment XD

[@daskleineM]

This is actually hilarious 🤣

[@Brad-lt2re]

Good find

[@TheUltimateSuperior]

Haha I just realized that!!!

[@junechung673]

yeah but he's filming , im sure in a normal day it doesnt take this long

[@Darkconfi1212]

This video is a giant ad for multiple brands

[@dontfollowdajjal246]

Yea I was thinking that too, product placements n shit

[@jerseyjoyride1316]

I see you found out how he makes $100,000! 💡 😲

[@Bobbbi]

He wasn't sponsored by any of them

[@dontfollowdajjal246]

@@Bobbbi no not Charlie the other dude

[@Bobbbi]

@@dontfollowdajjal246 I'm not talking about Charlie

[@PopTartNeko]

I'm fully oxygenized and internally lubricated and ready to hustle

[@danielsule8652]

😂

[@XYZ_55]

But it's now 11PM - time for bed. Try again tomorrow.

[@MoneyandLifeTV]

Moring routine = avoid working as much as possible

[@tannerandreae3080]

"Lubricates your organs" tell me you know absolutely nothing about physiology without telling me

[@heyolorenns]

“Lubricates your organs” I cringed so fucking hard

[@futurehofer1564]

like what does that even mean 😭

[@beccaran]

Bro doesn’t know he has a digestive tract, thinks it all just dumps into his body cavity and wets his internal organs like rain

[@Vincisomething]

What does "lubricate organs" even mean? Do they mean hydration lol? Or is water supposed to work like WD-40. If he means literally lubricating organs, our body already takes care of that- we have a thin membrane called peritoneum that surrounds, insulates, and provides lubrication to avoid friction between organs. This is like when people hype up pH water and claim it neutralizes the acidity in your bloodstream. Our body regulates our pH levels, it still goes through the stomach (high acidity levels), and drinking water definitely is not neutralizing the acidity in your bloodstream. If the acidity in your bloodstream was off, you would need more than water. pH water at best doesn't do much and at worst, apparently can cause dry skin and should be avoided by those with kidney disease

[@MrUn1versal]

I thought it was jerkin it

[@cristianowey]

If you add 100 situps, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run to this routine you become One Punch Man

[@Generizzy]

Don't forget to turn off the AC and have a banana in the morning.

[@11001x]

I do it. Other than the 10 km run which I do way less. Believe me it does nothing.

[@minhteaa]

@@11001xeveryone knows it does nothing 😂

[@StorymasterQ]

Or you could be... Solo Leveling.

[@KeMeEscupaUnPollo]

@@11001x Man, you might not be Saitama but 100 of each a day most definitely not "do nothing"

[@Ysae791]

Here is the realistic morning routine of someone who has to be at work at 8 am: Turn off alarm clock at 6:15; Oversleep till 7 am; Wake up suddenly and realise I f******* up; Skip breakfast; Roll a piece of bread in paper; Brush teeth; Leave home for work; Remember I forgot to put deodorant on my way to work.

[@milenam4977]

Now that's a routine I can relate to.

[@amalrajpr6800]

Ah yes the overworked average person's routine❤relatable

[@lipeprusch]

I lost it when the whiteboard showed the whole planning for the day being two lines “film video” “plan next video” 😂

[@uglyrobot1975]

I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING LAUGHING there’s only two things on his to-do list!!!! Mine always has like 40 things 😫😫😫

[@Killbayne]

to do list - do things

[@lenathegawdxd766]

I fuckin lost it when he drank the tap water 😂😂😂

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

@@lenathegawdxd766 I mean i also drink tap water , i drink alot of watter , can t have like 100 liters of it around in my house

[@sandyn3384]

😂😂

[@SapienSafari]

If my dad gave me 100k I’d be able to get up at 9AM too.

[@TjallieBrrr]

You dont need 100k, welfare will do that for you too

[@kayalexandra6386]

​@TjallieBrrr Ooh a good old welfare joke. So smart.

[@grimlicentia]

He definitely is a trust fund kid

[@TjallieBrrr]

@@kayalexandra6386 lmao i actually wasnt joking, i did that when i was on welfare and made the connection😂

[@commanderbeast]

I just realized, there's steam coming from his "ice cold shower"

[@t-800o]

You're just not rich. You clearly don't understand how water works. It's so cold that us mere mortals can't even comprehend. If only we were on HIS level

[@aquaticengineer]

It's so cold it's creating liquid nitrogen,that's why it looks like Steam,we're just not rich enough to comprehend

[@thechosenjuan8776]

That’s because his body is so hot

[@Dan_Animation]

steam can come out of cold showers

[@restfulcube-notyet]

he was using that liquid nitrogen water

[@dogbackwards7658]

Most people work a 9-5 job This guy: "wake up at 9am"

[@zelowatch30]

So many of these gurus on tube its crazy. Maybe they are NPCs giving ppl false hope.

[@analogueapples]

It is better not to mention the time at all, because it is irrelevant. Everyone can do as they please.

[@mykal4779]

​@@analogueapplesright like all the "lol he wakes up at 9, so lazy! wow it's probably noon by now!" in the video really missed for me. I wake up at 5:30 PM, cause i work third shift. judging people by what time they wake up is pretty arbitrary, you dk what their schedules are

[@chadwickerman]

I wish I didn't have to be at work until 9am.

[@Devious_Reviews]

Same here, going on 15 years third shift. A _lot_ of these dorky videos of morning routines ought to skip the times. I'm up at 9PM and conk out around noon, 2PM at the latest. We're way ahead of people like that who claim waking at 4AM or 8AM and claim it's "early".@@mykal4779

[@CatOfTheYearuWu]

Tried this routine. Woke up at 9. Got fired from my job. Thanks Brett maverick

[@JustanotherNPC8454]

Yea me too except I got a detention.

[@letusdebatenow]

Tried this routine. Realized really quickly how terrible Charlie is at guessing how long these things take. Literally less than 30 mins total up to the post shower face skincare routine.

[@Algae555]

Escaping the matrix

[@blap8791]

@@Algae555 how about you escape your room and try your hand at finding a woman

[@LazyMofos]

​@blap8791 too busy trying his hand at using his hand

[@Cr1TiKal_Archive]

We need to see Charlie's morning routine

[@herrowin]

My mum is better than Charlie's mum

[@mangodango1733]

I need to compare it to asmongolds

[@jaydub2546]

Charlie probably wakes up like Wallace and gromit

[@rush_17]

I see you everywhere wtf shut up lol @@p-__

[@rxsswillis]

no one actuallt cares@@p-__

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Here's my morning routine in case you're interested. Step 1: Secure the keys. Step 2: Ascend from darkness. Step 3: Rain fire. Step 4: Unleash the horde. Step 5: Skewer the Winged Beast. Step 6: Wield a Fist of Iron. Step 7: Raise hell. Step 8: Freedom! Step 9: Repeat tomorrow.

[@ReizokoRyu]

Lmao , was not expecting a Black Ops reference

[@EmperoroftheVoid]

I got to step 8... but I was the guy driving the truck...

[@MoralesCorner]

I don't think you're taking your upcoming badminton tournament seriously dude

[@axelbrackeniers5488]

@@Iamkeevbro these are the steps from the BO1 campaign mission in Vorkuta, the fuck you on about

[@axelbrackeniers5488]

@@specttrreits from the black ops 1 Campaign mission “vorkuta” ?? Nothing to do with zombies

[@troglodyte2042]

Tried this for 1 hour and I amassed 70K already.

[@Josh-py9rq]

Bruh teach me your secrets

[@troglodyte2042]

@@bzyspecial keep grinding, no excuses 👌🗿

[@lenathegawdxd766]

Only 5 more hours to finish the routine king 🙏🙏🙏

[@SwiftShotCrtcl]

did you already write a book like how all of the rich people do?

[@scrapdog3469]

Hey guys. 5 weeks into this routine. Lost my job. Crazy caffeine addiction. Still can’t decide what to wear. I’ve spent all of my savings on 6 different moisturizers and manscape razors. I put a whiteboard on my credit card and I’m missing payments. Growing my hair out tho and my bed is always made 👍

[@nateskate11]

Keep it up bro! I’m right there with you on the long hair and clean bed. Also noticed that my wiener is getting smaller from these cold showers! 👍

[@LazyMofos]

​@@nateskate11I was in the POOL... I WAS IN THE POOOLLL!

[@ihavenoname-qm8nr]

I see what the problem is: I think you are not supposed to brush your teeth. Maybe it will work.

[@SimonHcr2]

I think his watch at 10:16 actually said it was 2pm😂

[@helplessants]

He didn't brush his teeth

[@Jonathan-lm7wy]

Lol😅

[@user-ke3li4yr7r]

puts all those breathing exercises in a whole new light

[@shards0fwords]

@@user-ke3li4yr7r😂

[@ZinalaG59]

Then you don’t either otherwise you won’t make 100K

[@sdoren_9074]

This SCREAMS American Psycho.

[@YourMom_._.]

Don’t forget Bateman was a loser

[@dannydamnmendez]

Why isn't it possible?

[@HawkinaBox]

XD

[@cherriesandberries7874]

Top notch narcissism lmao

[@basedury]

"Access hair" fucking actual smooth brain

[@HalfBoiIed]

Man spends all day prepping for the day.

[@svresh]

4:40 "Get ride of all that access hair" Access? Access where?

[@sakuyasama8986]

😂😂😂 i know right wtf

[@ericnowak9497]

No no, it’s axis hair. Dude’s operating on an entirely different plane of existence.

[@pengbeatz]

He means " shaving my buthole"

[@kevinrudd1413]

That is probably his strategy in getting closer to that 100k. Having minimal body hair will make it easier to expose yourself to the riches of the world! Meanwhile, having too much or an "access" of hair, will create a lumberjack that is only earning $20-30,000 a year tops chopping wood.

[@Katfancy40]

It's excessive hair. Access is for accessibility. Please tell me you know this.

[@davidbakke9293]

As someone who's had to drive to work at 5am on weekends, especially over the summer (worked at a regional park), the 9am thing gave me a hearty belly laugh

[@Prypiyat]

i work at 5am every morning lol

[@forg-du5dr]

i go to sleep at 5am (its horrible actually)

[@travm5540]

I rather be waking up 5am to be going to work over waking up at 9am it always seemed counter productive to have my shift start any later than 6 or 7. Especially with retail because you are typically working 8hrs anything after starting at 8 in those jobs always felt like a colossal waste of time because you are just standing there doing nothing for the most part. Hence why mornings felt more productive for me.

[@travm5540]

@@forg-du5drif you’re not doing it to yourself. 5am could just be the way your body works.

[@forg-du5dr]

@@travm5540 yeah but do consider that I live in Finland so at around 4pm it will start to get dark. so if i sleep from 5am to 3pm there is no sunlight, I would be surprised if someone can manage being mentally healthy with a lifestyle like mine in a country like this

[@Starik-1]

Props for the cameraman waiting all night for Brett Maverick to wake up at 9am.

[@crimsontide1980]

He lives a rough life......

[@notbillieeilish9865]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@NoodleBoy26]

And following Brett Maverick for his 14hr prep routine

[@Generizzy]

😂😂😂😂

[@scarthecheetah1958]

4:43 he said access instead of excess

[@dmzvrs]

bro i actually followed him for awhile, his men glow up tips are actually pretty helpful

[@etys8762]

made your 100k yet?

[@batgamer0676]

​@superEason22 He's not a productivity or a business youtuber. He never was. Idk why he titled the video like that, but he's all about glow up tips and stuff. That's what he's good at

[@weaxelproductions5485]

4:42 “to get rid of all that ACCESS HAIR” 🗿

[@dlag262]

what is he accessing with the hair??

[@pacman6007]

Thought I was losing it when Charlie the wordsmith had nothing to say there

[@DfRaid]

The only hair this guy has is his zoomer haircut

[@anonisnoone6125]

@@DfRaid It's not a bad haircut so I don't really see the problem. That hairstyle has existed for decades.

[@pinklemonade8320]

​@@pacman6007It's probably just this guy's accent (californian?)

[@jevilcore]

My morning routine is usually “wake up at noon and wallow in self hatred” so that’s probably why I’m not a millionaire yet

[@solidxangryjoer4233]

Well, you are not but other wealthy individuals do the same and have millions. xS

[@zeraton2555]

Worry not... You're not alone bud. Sigh....

[@toobig7150]

Dw I don't even wake up late and I still wallow in self hatred. We all hate down here.

[@skooskipotato3750]

Man this hits too close to home

[@Ducaso]

One of Us

[@HarlowRed]

8:00 I thought that he was giving birth

[@serco258]

fucking underrated

[@MarkKrengel]

cody ko mentioned

[@Jacketporn]

🪰🪰🪰🪰

[@crush3r_102]

This guy sounds like he'd be great at writing english essays, the way he can stretch out words is so impressive. It's also kinda funny to hear his silly word choices.

[@RobbieStacks90]

"Access hairs" Also, what is $100k going to do for anyone? That's barely a good enough down payment on a house. This Maverick guy hasn't read a book since middle school, and he spends four hours grooming himself every day.

[@Digitalhunny]

Certainly, his justification for elaborately expelling his lingual prowess must be to assert his claim on achieving several of these common voyeurs into _his_ cult like society. When accompanying him, to these unusual corners of the infobahn, they shall be alongside their fellow pretentious blatherskites while amongst their correlating generational type... so obnoxiously obvious, that it's "Z". 😭💀

[@cody6550]

@@RobbieStacks90not the only thing he’s grooming

[@JamJuice101]

⁠@@RobbieStacks90 at least he didn’t spend half his life trying to get laid on KZbin as if it were Tinder, and stalking women both in public and online like you.

[@nukiesduke6868]

pseudo-intellectuals trying to sound more intelligent by using big words no one knows. The hilarious, yet sad part is the dude probably reads a dictionary and writes a script right before he makes the video.

[@Theblanco_]

Instructions wasn’t clear I’m in debt and the IRS are after me Edit: Mother get the camera, I'm famous with all these likes.

[@indoor_vaping]

on the plus side, if you failed to make $100,000 your tax bill should be pretty low

[@cattibingo]

​@@indoor_vapinginstructions unclear. Didn't make 100,000k but irs thinks I did. Send help

[@srinathparimi33]

The instructions didn't mention I have to pay taxes!

[@esense9602]

just follow the damn instruction CJ!

[@turtlehitler7625]

Didn’t wake up at 9 huh

[@fardinshahriar5949]

Having my breakfast with Charlie everyday is part of my morning routine and it will def be the secret behind my success

[@DivineWagwan]

real asl

[@J_JOHNA]

I've never read a comment that speaks to me as much as this one

[@TaylerPhillips]

What's his address?

[@konradschaubert5520]

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[@anabltc]

😂😂 good luck with the business card

[@animalcookiemonsterTV]

You can see on his phone when he starts meditating its 1:11PM LMAO

[@YanKeyyWiNoBrim6]

looool

[@gdultim848]

I mean tbf when ppl record videos like that they don't usually just film themselves waking up and doing all these things, im guessing he either started later in the day to get better lighting or recorded each step separatly, either way, the guy wakes up too late and has the luxury of using his time that way which is misleading.

[@milz59]

because if it were actually morning when he did it, it would be dark? and maybe he might be a little tired who knowa

[@cuck8180]

​@@milz59It would not be dark at 9 AM lol

[@milz59]

yeah ig you could be right however he most likely doesnt have the energy to film a video right once he wakes up @@cuck8180

[@spamrisk7784]

1:23 wow that aged pretty well

[@gianticchickennuggetofdest4690]

Ikrrrr

[@justaRandomGuy718]

The guy looks like Prince Charming from Shrek 💀

[@AGolfHitter]

Haha! Omg

[@angrycat6954]

“Not now kitten whiskers…”

[@yeybrittany]

Would love to hear Charlie talk more about the health/fitness stuff, like benefits of cold showers, what he eats on a daily basis and stuff like that since that's what he went to college for. His take on this stuff and the way he explains it is more interesting than anyone else I've found

[@GoofyGooberGooberySunrise]

Was his major Sports Fitness? Kinesiology? Health? I only remember him saying that he originally went to college for art.

[@shem7146]

@@GoofyGooberGooberySunriseHis college was better for sciences than arts so he dropped arts for a science course which is exercise physiology

[@denis2381]

Hey Baby girl

[@dboy4034]

I don't just look it up

[@yeybrittany]

@dboy4034 then you wouldn't have to watch that video(s) lol. It's not like that's the only thing he would do videos about.

[@triangle2582]

All those companies that he talked about probably made him that $100k

[@psyentific]

IDG why I am not seeing this comment much. His "to do list" for the day is to make that video and between advertising revenue streams it will easily make him $$$. I assumed that was the joke and the whole routine was designed to be satire especially with the secret water, the constant attention to how shirtless he is, the Wim Hoff dick suck, the pop psychology tricks for productivity, etc.

[@triangle2582]

@@psyentific its not that serious💀

[@Asymmetrical-Saggin]

@@psyentific 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@RadTroppy]

When I wake up at 9AM I'm definitely not planning on being productive for that day

[@cherriesandberries7874]

Who tf even wakes up at 9 except unemployed people maybe 😭

[@sock1]

​@@cherriesandberries7874 You know, the world is vast and there are many different places and rules. I had classes starting at 1pm+ for like 3 days a week. Why would I wake up way earlier and be productive? lmfao

[@cherriesandberries7874]

@@sock1 you have classes, he doesn't. He's a grown ass adult man who has a job so it's impossible to wake up at 9 am on normal 'productive' days lol

[@sock1]

@@cherriesandberries7874 How are you so knowledged about him? I just assumed nobody knew anything about the comment poster lol

[@cherriesandberries7874]

@@sock1 I'm talking about the man in the video not the one commenting lol

[@joetroy2904]

Id just like to add, I’m working on becoming a journeyman plumber. I’m really fucking good at my job, so I’ll pretty much be guaranteed $50-$70/hr. My morning routine is, and will not change, letting my alarm ring 6 times (after snoozing each time), getting up, hastily getting dressed, and showing up to work barely on time. No food, no coffee, just suck. I hate the mornings lol.

[@8kayydub8]

That's the morning routine of a champion. Nothing preps you for a productive day like the sudden realization that you're going to be late.

[@turf5360]

man u are really earning good I'm proud of you and hope you earn the money😊

[@MrWolf-ln1gi]

Where are you a plumber earning that wage on average? Best plumber I’ve ever seen was on $45

[@GG-jm7kv]

@@MrWolf-ln1ginyc prolly

[@dannikris3696]

This is me, I'm not a morning person at all no matter how much sleep I get 😂

[@AidanS99]

10:28 This guy made his coffee at the beginning and drank it 2-3 hours later! 😂

[@trevst1473]

The cold coffee raises the testosterone 💪

[@nikao2732]

@@trevst1473 it raise the urge to poop

[@TheCyber416]

It's a cold shower for your insides

[@snowfoxxie]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you guys in the comments at kiiiilling me haha!

[@bobbygenesis]

I love how he finds these through and shouts out Cody Ko

[@DaZsCentral]

yeah it’s good because they bounce off of each other

[@equzia7524]

@@DaZsCentralpause

[@DaZsCentral]

@@equzia7524 resume

[@bogeymanbear]

This is the kinda morning routine you cook up with a burst of productivity at 3 am

[@supahoopsa001]

Charlie should make a parody of what his morning routine looks like. Hearing him go through it in voice over sounds hilarious to me.

[@luisdaniel6611]

Totally haha!

[@Avruthlelbh]

It could feel pretty nostalgic for his early content, just with about 7 fewer mentions of nipples.

[@toobig7150]

​@@AvruthlelbhTHE NUT SLICER 2000

[@rollback6525]

How am i supposed to make my bed in the morning, when there's a small gremlin holding my sheets hostage

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Wake up, toss gremlin out window, fix bed, cold shower, make coffee, open door to allow gremlin inside, breathing exercises, skip breakfast, make $100,000

[@jovannilla]

Gremlin sounds like a cat

[@louievazquez5231]

Tried his routine, shaved off half my chin. But I think the gains are showing now.

[@Chuck_N0rris]

My morning routine: Wake up, make my bed, take a nap.

[@gritted]

Charlie’s routine is 16 hours of existing, then 8 hours of recharging.

[@huntermitchell6335]

Crazy

[@SolarDNA]

My morning routine consists of spending the first fifteen minutes or so psyching myself up to get out of bed and/or debating whether its even worth it, finally getting up and smoking a couple cigarettes, cracking open an energy drink and watching KZbin on my phone procrastinating until I'm late for work. Follow for more tips.

[@lawrenceupston2292]

Hunter S Thompson's morning routine is the only routine for success

[@IONLYCAMEHERETOFUCKYOURWIFE]

Yo fr

[@NPCBotFromOhio]

Cocaine,corona,weed,1 tab, write, weed, write repeat

[@insaniitea8342]

Psychology student here! Charlie is correct about making your bed first thing in the day. What actually is improving your productivity is the release of dopamine. Dopamine is known as the pleasure hormone, and it’s heavily involved in reward and motivation. Also, another way dopamine is released is through drugs (especially things like marijuana or cocaine or Adderall), so you could argue that making your bed is free drugs Edit: I was being extremely sarcastic in the last sentence. It may help get the day started, but it’s definitely not free drugs. Sorry I didn’t make that clear

[@XxBeamerr]

Yea I’ve become addicted to making my bed everyday for the past year when I wake up. It’s rewarding after a long day and been a good routine.. if I go over to my brothers house and see it’s not made I just instantly make it lol I think it’s kinda a ocd thing now 😂

[@Addict737]

Yeah I've been addicted to marijuana for the past year or so, makes sense. What other health benefits does marijuana have?

[@punanislayer]

useless degree

[@LarsTainio]

Dopamine is not the pleasure hormone. Dopamine is involved in motivation though. Dopamine release is what gives you the craving feeling.

[@jovannilla]

Making my bed makes me very sad

[@naikosei1585]

7:25 the true difference between a man who makes 100k and a man who makes 100m

[@torstius]

10:04 you can see at his phone it's 1pm 😂

[@heyjonbray]

10:30 I like imagining an endless Groundhog Day routine of filming his morning routine to power through his to-do list, then planning tomorrow's morning routine video.

[@iancrawford2496]

I took cold showers in high school for a while and got extremely sick from it. I got something that was making me shiver uncontrollably in class.

[@ABFABC]

It definitely was the cold showers

[@gooseii]

Maybe you just gave yourself hypothermia? You aren't supposed to take them for very long. Besides that, you can't get any pathogenic illness from cold. Not a cold shower, not wet hair, not having a window open, etc.

[@angrycat6954]

@@gooseiithis might sound really stupid so just bear with me, but I thought Hypothermia meant like “so cold that your body goes into shock and you die”. How could they have hypothermia and still be 100% alert and stuff? Doesn’t it slow down your body and your brain?

[@leiah6514]

@@angrycat6954 That’s hypoxia. Hypothermia is just a loose term for being in too cold of an environment for too long. Uncontrollable shivering and bluish fingers is what most people refer to hypothermia as.

[@leiah6514]

That’s not getting sick, it’s just hypothermia. Guaranteed you just too long and too cold of a shower before going to school, then sat in a generally cold room so they couldn’t really have time to warm up. Cold showers are only meant to be around 60 degrees (which feels a little cold compared to room temp), and as teenager you didn’t do enough research or thought into how it should be. You cannot get sick from the cold, it’s literally just called hypothermia lol

[@dog_adventure2005]

no, its actually big brain, because by making your entire day your morning routine, tomorrow you'll set yourself up for a full time all the time productivity bonanza that'll definitely get you that bag in no time

[@Chris-t7m5t]

Gotta be one of the Best Episodes yet. Love this commentary. Think our Trust Fund Baby Surfer Boy forget to chant and play 432mhz frequency to his water before consumption.

[@cameronpeterson6734]

Honestly, I feel like these are some good tips for when you have a day off or it's the weekend and you don't have work. It would be a good way to go into a Monday or starting the work week with a healthier mindset

[@Avo_o]

He probably made 100k from all that product placement.

[@ThisCatIsASilverCat]

My morning routine: wake up 10min before school, panic because you’re late, realize it’s Saturday

[@kristen1468]

A morning routine that last until the afternoon is wild

[@iiCounted-op5jx]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@InconceivableSandwichChannel]

7:00 Saul Goodman

[@kohanrains776]

4:59 gotta hate the access hair....

[@brianmcdermott281]

Caught that too, what a dunce

[@firstlast-bd5wc]

What happened

[@ThatManInASuit]

​@@firstlast-bd5wcaccess instead of excess

[@KaraTheGirlie]

​@@firstlast-bd5wcsaid access instead of excess like a dumbass

[@ifoundmyfingerboard]

the Patrick Bateman routine is actually crazy

[@juro7854]

First rap battles and now morning routines, you've been bringing back a lot of your old topics and I'm here for it

[@tentonturbo]

Tried this routine for a week and my wife demanded a divorce! 〽️〽️〽️❌️

[@Redrot272]

If he got a phone call at the end that one of his parents just died and he is about to inherit 100 000$, it could be a good comedy sketch.

[@crimsontide1980]

All joking aside, that's probably how he got the 100,000. Not necessarily his parents but maybe grandparents or an uncle. Or maybe he's a car salesman where he can drag himself into work whenever, as long as he hits his sales numbers

[@nikolastefanov6161]

I love doing stuff that *activates my body's various systems*. It really is my favorite thing to do and I'd recommend it to everyone.

[@timothyswindell4924]

A morning routine that ends when it isn't even morning anymore. Impressive.

[@denis20alexandru]

I wake up, brush my teeth for about 6 hours, meditate for another 4 and pee for 2 more hours then go to sleep

[@Raglarak]

My new morning routine, wake up, watch penguinz0 flaming other morning routines, cry laughing 😂, Boosted for the whole day!

[@docug7967]

Stop the glazing

[@MBKPOOK]

@@docug7967stop the hate 😂 your lame

[@docug7967]

@@MBKPOOK who r u

[@bigyoshE]

I used to follow this guy. Bro is a model. His whole channel is "how to glowup" content aimed towards teen guys. He makes the same videos over and over. In a way, the video of his morning routine does make him money because most of his profits are from his ad partners and gigs that found him from his youtube channel. But the title is definitely misleading. Would love to see a parody of this video where it starts off unremarkably bland for like 5 minutes and then theres just a massive robbery scene from like oceans eleven type shi edited onto the ending.

[@dowpman1]

would highly recommend the cold showers... what he didn't mention is it also functions as an anti-inflammatory. feel great when you're done, not while it's happening lol

[@shards0fwords]

@0:52 Eating a handful of Eucalyptus sounds like a GREAT way to start the day 😆🪦🪦🪦

[@SleepWalker88]

Buddy fully lost me at “Cold Showers Boost T”

[@NealBurkard-ut1oo]

To maximize the boost, I use liquid nitrogen instead of h2O

[@baileyhamilton588]

To maximise calories one must eat uranium

[@1077i3]

it might and its good for you anyway

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

@1077i3 Increasing your T levels is not inherently good or bad. People have different internal hormonal equilibrum and messing with it can actually make your life worse. Like high levels of T can cause early balding Not to mention that this simplified view of hormons suggests that women shouldn't do it because it would raise the "manly" hormons in them. I doubt it's that simple Otherwise trans men would do cold showers every day, twice a day

[@markkealy4417]

@@1077i3 I had a look at the research and it seems like it doesn't, seems to reduce self-reported sick days though. I think its yet another to put in the "if you like it, do it" category

[@blooblao9593]

I like Cody Ko's take on this morning routine.

[@sadhappy8860]

Love that 'todo' list

[@crimsontide1980]

Lol exactly! Dudes worried about getting a good night's sleep and waking up energized and refreshed so he can do........absolutely nothing. Man that must be nice 😂😂😂

[@LazyMofos]

Even though it wasnt in caps "absolutey nothing" was still in The Rocks voice for me

[@samfire3067]

*wake up * *Look bank count * *Gos back to sleep *

[@LeNoLi.]

I'm choose to believe that this is really, really, really subtle satire.

[@cordaro8081]

This routine is basically morning dialogue from American psycho

[@onepunchtocelebrate670]

My rountine consists of slappmy my snooze button until 7:50am, rushing out of bed, putting on yesterdays cloths and being stuck in traffic for half an hour.

[@Ulaine]

Lol, love how Charlie is pretty accurate about the time. If you look at his phone at 10:04 its 1:11pm by the time hes meditating. Like a 5 hour morning routine.

[@IISkullzyII]

These "Influencers" Spend their whole day getting ready for their day.

[@PockaPocka]

Just be born rich

[@Supermonkeyfun]

Go on vacation across the world 5 times a year while getting college payed for lmao

[@doctor_alfa]

dude's got unlimited time

[@ladyalicent705]

The thing that’s really funny is that he probably doesn’t even actually get up at 9am. He selected that time because that’s his definition of ‘really early’. He thinks 9am is ‘really early’, the whole thing just SCREAMS “I was raised by my rich parents and have never actually done an honest day of work or talked to anyone outside of my gated community in my entire life” You want to know how he made that 100k? His parents gave it to him!

[@lenathegawdxd766]

Step 1. Have rich parents 2. Wake up at 9 a.m ☠️🤣

[@ladyalicent705]

@@lenathegawdxd766 Ikr. Like I’m not against having rich parents as a whole but it’s the people who live in gated communities that have CLEARLY never talked to an actual, real human being who isn’t like fake and knows the struggle and knows how it is that really irk me.

[@schwiftyschwimmer]

Other options include bank robbery, wire fraud or extortion

[@thisusedtobemyrealname7876]

I got to the shaving part and decided to do 37 passes to get myself really smooth to show off my gains. This worked out perfectly since the time I was finished with that it was already next morning and it was time to shave myself again to really show off those gains *finger guns*!

[@jacobradabaugh6241]

I'm 20 years old and living with my parents, but I'm saving a livable wage for my future family and trying to get ahead that way. In the time spent watching this morning routine, I made my bed, did all the hygiene standards, ate breakfast, and started cleaning my bathroom. It's nice to have mornings as indulgent as his, but you can get a lot done before noon if you actually try

[@Honnie112]

I did his morning routine to see how long it actually takes. It took me a little over an hour

[@ryanmeneses5003]

i pretty much wake up an hour and 15 min before work to do what this guy does, except i make breakfast too and read i dont breathe like a fucktard

[@RedneckWarlock]

The morning routine things always irritate me. Like get up at 5am, work out, cold shower, and a million other things. Bitch I wake up at 5 am, wash my face, brush my teeth, fill my coffee mug, throw my lunch and breakfast in my bag and run off to the bus at 5:30. If I do all these other things I'll be going to sleep as soon as I get home, and wake up at 3am. Also I tried a trial of an app to make better habits. The first week was "drink water when you wake up" which I already do because I haven't had water in 8 hours, and my medication makes me need more water in general. It wouldn't let me skip that one so I'd have to follow the thing I already did, and then pay like $200 after that for more "advice". No thanks. I definitely heard a Podcaster say I need to get 30 minutes of sunlight every morning before I start my day. I'm a construction worker, in Canada. Not happening.

[@azuazudesu]

This vid is like the other way around. You have $10000 so got to enjoy and relax on your morning routine that spans up to 12PM.