Morning Routine to Make $100,000

[@Basement_Bro]

Tried this for 7 days. Lost $100,000 after being fired for my job. Wife took the kids and my house is condemned. Worked out great!

[@rosiered3403]

Sounds like a country song. What happened to the dog?

[@technologybeebeebooboo]

I ate it​@@rosiered3403

[@cat80814]

The dog was adopted by their crazy neighbor

[@Cherry-pu4mx]

They were tying you down

[@XanderRaidon]

Time to sue the guy who thought you this for damages.

[@Coolative]

My morning routine: wake up, take a shit, get out of bed.

[@Ispendwaytoomuchtimescrolling]

This comment made me laugh :)

[@thewolftrainer8175]

Wait do you get up first or shit in bed

[@BigBlackCock-wr4xy]

all in order

[@Fuss7306]

Wake up, pee, take a shit, get a drink, eat breakfast, get out of bed The full routine for that grind 🔥

[@Skyeshadow3408]

A classic

[@ratdoto2148]

When you consider that the routine is basically just convoluted manscaped ad, it really is the morning routine to make 100k.

[@starfox300]

Yea, this is how he makes 100k, promoting skin/health products.

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

Zero people asked + My content is far superior in every way so get over it.

[@starfox300]

@@ChrisShafferOfficial nope

[@CEJOPawHAR]

​@@ChrisShafferOfficialZero people like script kiddies like you + Stay mad + Go learn how to hack + Stop using programs you found on Linkvertise and Pastebin

[@makaveli4226]

@@ChrisShafferOfficial Zero people asked

[@thekheeng1]

Quickest way to get rich Step 1: wake up rich

[@deloschnuk1072]

Get born rich

[@hiiambarney4489]

@@deloschnuk1072 Alternative step: Wake up being extremely hot.

[@honeyosweet3877]

Be a nepo baby

[@Silverlining-tx7ck]

Thanks bro , never thought of that

[@primalboi96]

Step one: be rich

[@MlLFS4L]

Tried this routine for a week and I got 700k!

[@123j4j]

This guy maths

[@R3TR0J4N]

GAD Dang it, I need to breath harder then

[@ladycatbeth4752]

What's even funnier about your comment is this video was posted 5 minutes ago and so was your comment☠️

[@Kroitk]

Don't listen to this guy, this is an absolute SCAM. I tried this routine for a week and only got a measly half of that/$350k

[@manuelsputnik]

WOAH amazing!!!! so cool congrats

[@notrkm]

I love how he makes his coffee, then goes for a shower, shaves, meditates and more and then drinks it. Brother that coffee is colder than steve austin

[@ddyang9172]

Who has time to do that shit lol I gotta wake up get shit around the house done then go to work come home make dinner shower go to bed

[@justifano7046]

Why do you have an 8 hour commute to work? ​@@ddyang9172

[@VitalVampyr]

The coffee maker has a hotplate to keep it warm. It does burn the coffee and ruin the flavor if you leave it on too long though.

[@SuperCrazyEstonian]

Mofo really did just leave the coffee there and didn´t take a sip for at least 30 minutes. And I am being very, very generous here. 15 minutes to shower, shave, moisturize and do breathing exercises is somewhat feasible... but I doubt it. Then the clothing... OMFG.

[@imveryanxious]

THIS bothered me the most omg imma drink my coffee right after making it

[@HandiDandiBrandi]

What makes his morning routine unique is the fact that it mostly takes place in the afternoon.

[@themarksman1979]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alanacos6947]

no wonder he's 'fasting' breakfast he slept through every meal. appreciate him for being honest tho cause I know those other ones arent up at 4 every day

[@MoneyandLifeTV]

Moring routine = avoid working as much as possible

[@benwong8713]

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

[@Ozzie_Mandias]

I saw that here too... he is copying an ultra-materialistic, superficial narcissist who is either prone to hallucinations of committing mass murder... or actually does go around secretly killing people.

[@Dr.Starbound]

I love the Bateman speech. Now for his little brother. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

[@One_Eleven111]

Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine

[@RoCkHeAd316]

Came here to leave this comment. Glad it's here already 😂😂😂

[@CorporalGrievous93]

@One_Eleven111 Eating eggs with a subtle off white coloring. My god, he even has a water bottle…

[@jakefitzsimons4245]

Bro spends his whole day getting ready for his day 😂

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

​@@SoloLEVELRmy guy has 3rd degree burns on his tongue and still stinks because he didn't properly shower.

[@SoloLEVELR]

@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 he obviously brushes his teeth, thats an additional 2min Also you are slow asf if u can’t apply soap and wash ur entire body in 1-2min.

[@fermatslasttheorem6298]

@@SoloLEVELR1-2 minute cold shower? Lmao at that point you’re not using shampoo or soap or even drying yourself.

[@Grim67894]

@@fermatslasttheorem6298um ackhyually moment

[@dazeweb3]

@@SoloLEVELR Lil bro has never taken a shower in his life lmao, also 1 min applying all facial creams?

[@Fading_Skies]

When he brings his phone up talking about the meditation, his phone says 1:11pm. A 4 hour morning routine is crazy

[@will2316]

I mean, to be fair to him, I don’t know who would actually show their real morning routine in the actual morning rather than just going over it during the ‘work’ day

[@hectichive889]

@@will2316 I mean, true… His “work day” is literally just sitting around at home all day and filming KZbin videos of him put his makeup on. BY THE WAY, in his whole routine, not once did he brush his teeth in that 4 hour routine

[@lottikokonut1250]

@@hectichive889 that I guess is the realist thinng in his video. 😂

[@Mememaxing]

​@@hectichive889bro he's youtuber and model. He doesn't use makeup he's just a good looking guy and makes good youtube video. This white guy also do the same.

[@gritted]

im sure that morning routine would not take that long… he obviously wouldn’t do it as quick as you normally would, setting up all his cameras and recording each scene out… plus it was probably just not in the morning brother.

[@TheAnimesNanda]

The best morning routine is something Alex Hormozi recommends "Wakeup and get straight to work-you don't need a 3 hour morning routine to feel like you want to work"

[@levibrown3741]

That only works if you are excited about your work. For me the morning routine is a reward for getting out of bed. It's purpose is to put me into an easier position to do my work.

[@NostalgiaFmx]

another scammers

[@h.b4219]

​@@levibrown3741I hate people but I'm excited about the money,i dont see them as customers I see them as numbers and dollar signs that makes it much easier.

[@miguelsalas4852]

​@@NostalgiaFmx hormozi?

[@NostalgiaFmx]

@@miguelsalas4852 buddy every finance guru is a scammer. no body worth 100 million would put their heart and soul into making yt tik toks lmao . u think people would give the secret to their success online? tell me one business that wants more competition c'mon. They become millionaires by selling u courses. only rtrads falls for guys like alex, iman, tai, dan etc. lmao

[@AlphaSeriesOmega]

Charlie not pointing out that this is clearly just an ad is either innocence or mercy on his part.

[@wormgaming3807]

It's because he was also sponsored by manscaped

[@pakito546]

Clearly showing mercy, that to do list looked more impossible to accomplish than the person who invented the hadron collider.

[@freeelokat8398]

its because he is sponsored by manscaped

[@toxpov3612]

@@wormgaming3807 that doesn't mean you can't criticize someone's manscape ad lol

[@h.t.8812]

Being an ad is kind of irrelevant here

[@PopTartNeko]

I'm fully oxygenized and internally lubricated and ready to hustle

[@danielsule8652]

😂

[@XYZ_55]

But it's now 11PM - time for bed. Try again tomorrow.

[@AvaRx-fo8cu]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@N1GHTSTRIKER-45]

Nothing still beats the morning routine sequence in American Psycho

[@illaroxTV]

Tbh almost 25 years later and I still don't really know what's going on in that film

[@MaciejTatur]

@@illaroxTVguy goes insane and kills loads of people but then apparently it was in his head but was it really we don’t know the end. Still a good watch

[@Emperorofthemoon1]

I've seen some of the morning routine videos that give off big American Psycho vibes. I always think to myself: "they missed the point of the movie."

[@Justinvanleeuwen99]

Agreed ,it always made me use all my sister's moisturizers and cremes

[@RJS2003]

​@@illaroxTV You have to have really high intelligence in order to understand American Psycho you see. ☝️🤓

[@Chuck_N0rris]

My morning routine: Wake up, make my bed, take a nap.

[@Darkconfi1212]

This video is a giant ad for multiple brands

[@dontfollowdajjal246]

Yea I was thinking that too, product placements n shit

[@jerseyjoyride1316]

I see you found out how he makes $100,000! 💡 😲

[@Bobbbi]

He wasn't sponsored by any of them

[@dontfollowdajjal246]

@@Bobbbi no not Charlie the other dude

[@Bobbbi]

@@dontfollowdajjal246 I'm not talking about Charlie

[@cristianowey]

If you add 100 situps, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run to this routine you become One Punch Man

[@Generizzy]

Don't forget to turn off the AC and have a banana in the morning.

[@11001x]

I do it. Other than the 10 km run which I do way less. Believe me it does nothing.

[@minhteaa]

@@11001xeveryone knows it does nothing 😂

[@StorymasterQ]

Or you could be... Solo Leveling.

[@KeMeEscupaUnPollo]

@@11001x Man, you might not be Saitama but 100 of each a day most definitely not "do nothing"

[@lipeprusch]

I lost it when the whiteboard showed the whole planning for the day being two lines “film video” “plan next video” 😂

[@uglyrobot1975]

I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING LAUGHING there’s only two things on his to-do list!!!! Mine always has like 40 things 😫😫😫

[@Killbayne]

to do list - do things

[@lenathegawdxd766]

I fuckin lost it when he drank the tap water 😂😂😂

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

@@lenathegawdxd766 I mean i also drink tap water , i drink alot of watter , can t have like 100 liters of it around in my house

[@sandyn3384]

😂😂

[@commanderbeast]

I just realized, there's steam coming from his "ice cold shower"

[@t-800o]

You're just not rich. You clearly don't understand how water works. It's so cold that us mere mortals can't even comprehend. If only we were on HIS level

[@aquaticengineer]

It's so cold it's creating liquid nitrogen,that's why it looks like Steam,we're just not rich enough to comprehend

[@thechosenjuan8776]

That’s because his body is so hot

[@Dan_Animation]

steam can come out of cold showers

[@restfulcube-notyet]

he was using that liquid nitrogen water

[@PetoriaOasisYT]

10:04 into the vid, you can see its already 1:11 on his phone and the entire morning has gone passed by 😂

[@Chrissorox]

My man! Why isnt this top comment XD

[@daskleineM]

This is actually hilarious 🤣

[@Brad-lt2re]

Good find

[@TheUltimateSuperior]

Haha I just realized that!!!

[@junechung673]

yeah but he's filming , im sure in a normal day it doesnt take this long

[@CatOfTheYearuWu]

Tried this routine. Woke up at 9. Got fired from my job. Thanks Brett maverick

[@JustanotherNPC8454]

Yea me too except I got a detention.

[@letusdebatenow]

Tried this routine. Realized really quickly how terrible Charlie is at guessing how long these things take. Literally less than 30 mins total up to the post shower face skincare routine.

[@Algae555]

Escaping the matrix

[@blap8791]

@@Algae555 how about you escape your room and try your hand at finding a woman

[@LazyMofos]

​@blap8791 too busy trying his hand at using his hand

[@SapienSafari]

If my dad gave me 100k I’d be able to get up at 9AM too.

[@TjallieBrrr]

You dont need 100k, welfare will do that for you too

[@kayalexandra6386]

​@TjallieBrrr Ooh a good old welfare joke. So smart.

[@RealSlowLike]

He definitely is a trust fund kid

[@TjallieBrrr]

@@kayalexandra6386 lmao i actually wasnt joking, i did that when i was on welfare and made the connection😂

[@Ysae791]

Here is the realistic morning routine of someone who has to be at work at 8 am: Turn off alarm clock at 6:15; Oversleep till 7 am; Wake up suddenly and realise I f******* up; Skip breakfast; Roll a piece of bread in paper; Brush teeth; Leave home for work; Remember I forgot to put deodorant on my way to work.

[@milenam4977]

Now that's a routine I can relate to.

[@amalrajpr6800]

Ah yes the overworked average person's routine❤relatable

[@SiddhA-g7l]

Wake up at 7 for a 8o clock job? You overachiever you...

[@Soundpost-f2l]

Here's the realistic one for someone who's at work at 6am: Alarm goes off at 5:05 Rush to get dressed Grab my food and a bar for breakfast Drop my bar on the ground outside and spend a minute scrabbling to find it Drop my lunch container looking for it Get in the car and start the engine Oh shit, it's 5:26 already Race down the driveway Furiously munch on a 200 calorie nutrigrain bar while I sit at the same stoplight three times in a row. Get on the interstate, person in front of me is going 40 and person behind me is going 80 and the speed limit is 60 Get on the interchange, get through the traffic circle, pull into work parking lot Shit, the gate isn't open Put on my blinker and back out into moving traffic when I get the chance Go to the back parking lot Park 6:05 clocking in Air compressor isn't on so can't actually start work until 6:40 when it's built up enough pressure for my machine not to alarm out.

[@Cr1TiKal_Archive]

We need to see Charlie's morning routine

[@herrowin]

My mum is better than Charlie's mum

[@mangodango1733]

I need to compare it to asmongolds

[@jaydub2546]

Charlie probably wakes up like Wallace and gromit

[@rush_17]

I see you everywhere wtf shut up lol @@p-__

[@2farsk8]

no one actuallt cares@@p-__

[@MartinFransson]

"Lubricating the internal organs" 😂😂

[@illaroxTV]

I think the dude just watched Pirates of the Caribbean 1 when he drinks the wine/ale lol

[@Rubenz343]

😳

[@scrapeddiamonds5776]

god i hate imagining it. thanks man, now i cant sleep!

[@noblewolf1526]

Like a car with an oil change 😂

[@Opium41462]

sounds sexual

[@tannerandreae3080]

"Lubricates your organs" tell me you know absolutely nothing about physiology without telling me

[@heyolorenns]

“Lubricates your organs” I cringed so fucking hard

[@futurehofer1564]

like what does that even mean 😭

[@beccaran]

Bro doesn’t know he has a digestive tract, thinks it all just dumps into his body cavity and wets his internal organs like rain

[@Vincisomething]

What does "lubricate organs" even mean? Do they mean hydration lol? Or is water supposed to work like WD-40. If he means literally lubricating organs, our body already takes care of that- we have a thin membrane called peritoneum that surrounds, insulates, and provides lubrication to avoid friction between organs. This is like when people hype up pH water and claim it neutralizes the acidity in your bloodstream. Our body regulates our pH levels, it still goes through the stomach (high acidity levels), and drinking water definitely is not neutralizing the acidity in your bloodstream. If the acidity in your bloodstream was off, you would need more than water. pH water at best doesn't do much and at worst, apparently can cause dry skin and should be avoided by those with kidney disease

[@MrUn1versal]

I thought it was jerkin it

[@pengbeatz]

Started shaving my chest every morning after watching this & wow i cant believe I've been missing this key element to success for so long

[@dogbackwards7658]

Most people work a 9-5 job This guy: "wake up at 9am"

[@zelowatch30]

So many of these gurus on tube its crazy. Maybe they are NPCs giving ppl false hope.

[@analogueapples]

It is better not to mention the time at all, because it is irrelevant. Everyone can do as they please.

[@mykal4779]

​@@analogueapplesright like all the "lol he wakes up at 9, so lazy! wow it's probably noon by now!" in the video really missed for me. I wake up at 5:30 PM, cause i work third shift. judging people by what time they wake up is pretty arbitrary, you dk what their schedules are

[@chadwickerman]

I wish I didn't have to be at work until 9am.

[@Devious_Reviews]

Same here, going on 15 years third shift. A _lot_ of these dorky videos of morning routines ought to skip the times. I'm up at 9PM and conk out around noon, 2PM at the latest. We're way ahead of people like that who claim waking at 4AM or 8AM and claim it's "early".@@mykal4779

[@troglodyte2042]

Tried this for 1 hour and I amassed 70K already.

[@MajesticLawnGnome]

Bruh teach me your secrets

[@troglodyte2042]

@@bzyspecial keep grinding, no excuses 👌🗿

[@lenathegawdxd766]

Only 5 more hours to finish the routine king 🙏🙏🙏

[@SwiftShotCrtcl]

did you already write a book like how all of the rich people do?

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Here's my morning routine in case you're interested. Step 1: Secure the keys. Step 2: Ascend from darkness. Step 3: Rain fire. Step 4: Unleash the horde. Step 5: Skewer the Winged Beast. Step 6: Wield a Fist of Iron. Step 7: Raise hell. Step 8: Freedom! Step 9: Repeat tomorrow.

[@ReizokoRyu]

Lmao , was not expecting a Black Ops reference

[@EmperoroftheVoid]

I got to step 8... but I was the guy driving the truck...

[@MoralesCorner]

I don't think you're taking your upcoming badminton tournament seriously dude

[@axelbrackeniers5488]

@@Iamkeevbro these are the steps from the BO1 campaign mission in Vorkuta, the fuck you on about

[@axelbrackeniers5488]

@@specttrreits from the black ops 1 Campaign mission “vorkuta” ?? Nothing to do with zombies

[@dmzvrs]

bro i actually followed him for awhile, his men glow up tips are actually pretty helpful

[@etys8762]

made your 100k yet?

[@batgamer0676]

​@superEason22 He's not a productivity or a business youtuber. He never was. Idk why he titled the video like that, but he's all about glow up tips and stuff. That's what he's good at

[@scrapdog3469]

Hey guys. 5 weeks into this routine. Lost my job. Crazy caffeine addiction. Still can’t decide what to wear. I’ve spent all of my savings on 6 different moisturizers and manscape razors. I put a whiteboard on my credit card and I’m missing payments. Growing my hair out tho and my bed is always made 👍

[@nateskate11]

Keep it up bro! I’m right there with you on the long hair and clean bed. Also noticed that my wiener is getting smaller from these cold showers! 👍

[@LazyMofos]

​@@nateskate11I was in the POOL... I WAS IN THE POOOLLL!

[@ihavenoname-qm8nr]

I see what the problem is: I think you are not supposed to brush your teeth. Maybe it will work.

[@davidbakke9293]

As someone who's had to drive to work at 5am on weekends, especially over the summer (worked at a regional park), the 9am thing gave me a hearty belly laugh

[@Prypiyat]

i work at 5am every morning lol

[@forg-du5dr]

i go to sleep at 5am (its horrible actually)

[@travm5540]

I rather be waking up 5am to be going to work over waking up at 9am it always seemed counter productive to have my shift start any later than 6 or 7. Especially with retail because you are typically working 8hrs anything after starting at 8 in those jobs always felt like a colossal waste of time because you are just standing there doing nothing for the most part. Hence why mornings felt more productive for me.

[@travm5540]

@@forg-du5drif you’re not doing it to yourself. 5am could just be the way your body works.

[@forg-du5dr]

@@travm5540 yeah but do consider that I live in Finland so at around 4pm it will start to get dark. so if i sleep from 5am to 3pm there is no sunlight, I would be surprised if someone can manage being mentally healthy with a lifestyle like mine in a country like this

[@HalfBoiIed]

Man spends all day prepping for the day.

[@alexd.4060]

Thanks for the hours of enjoyment. I love your content.

[@thechillmicrowave714]

the ideal morning routine: 1. wake up 2. drank 3. sit down 4. drank 5. stand up 6. drank 7. sit down 8. drank 9. stand up 10. drank 11. sit down 12. drank 13. stand up 14. drank 15. sit down 16. drank 17. stand up 18. drank 19. sit down 20. drank

[@lunarrose1949]

21. Pass out 22. Drank

[@carterstafford1446]

Why you baby sipping only 2 or 3 shots?

[@WeShowYou]

I wave a few bottles and I watch em all flock

[@rich.humble5715]

ima show u how to turn it up a notch

[@rich.humble5715]

get a pool full of liquor and you dive in

[@crush3r_102]

This guy sounds like he'd be great at writing english essays, the way he can stretch out words is so impressive. It's also kinda funny to hear his silly word choices.

[@RobbieStacks90]

"Access hairs" Also, what is $100k going to do for anyone? That's barely a good enough down payment on a house. This Maverick guy hasn't read a book since middle school, and he spends four hours grooming himself every day.

[@Digitalhunny]

Certainly, his justification for elaborately expelling his lingual prowess must be to assert his claim on achieving several of these common voyeurs into _his_ cult like society. When accompanying him, to these unusual corners of the infobahn, they shall be alongside their fellow pretentious blatherskites while amongst their correlating generational type... so obnoxiously obvious, that it's "Z". 😭💀

[@cody6550]

@@RobbieStacks90not the only thing he’s grooming

[@JamJuice101]

⁠@@RobbieStacks90 at least he didn’t spend half his life trying to get laid on KZbin as if it were Tinder, and stalking women both in public and online like you.

[@nukiesduke6868]

pseudo-intellectuals trying to sound more intelligent by using big words no one knows. The hilarious, yet sad part is the dude probably reads a dictionary and writes a script right before he makes the video.

[@fardinshahriar5949]

Having my breakfast with Charlie everyday is part of my morning routine and it will def be the secret behind my success

[@DivineWagwan]

real asl

[@J_JOHNA]

I've never read a comment that speaks to me as much as this one

[@TaylerPhillips]

What's his address?

[@SimonHcr2]

I think his watch at 10:16 actually said it was 2pm😂

[@Starik-1]

Props for the cameraman waiting all night for Brett Maverick to wake up at 9am.

[@crimsontide1980]

He lives a rough life......

[@notbillieeilish9865]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@EarlOfLemongrabb]

And following Brett Maverick for his 14hr prep routine

[@Generizzy]

😂😂😂😂

[@sdoren_9074]

This SCREAMS American Psycho.

[@YourMom_._.]

Don’t forget Bateman was a loser

[@dannydamnmendez]

Why isn't it possible?

[@HawkinaBox]

XD

[@cherriesandberries7874]

Top notch narcissism lmao

[@jevilcore]

My morning routine is usually “wake up at noon and wallow in self hatred” so that’s probably why I’m not a millionaire yet

[@solidxangryjoer4233]

Well, you are not but other wealthy individuals do the same and have millions. xS

[@zeraton2555]

Worry not... You're not alone bud. Sigh....

[@toobig7150]

Dw I don't even wake up late and I still wallow in self hatred. We all hate down here.

[@skooskipotato3750]

Man this hits too close to home

[@Ducaso]

One of Us

[@Chris-t7m5t]

Gotta be one of the Best Episodes yet. Love this commentary. Think our Trust Fund Baby Surfer Boy forget to chant and play 432mhz frequency to his water before consumption.

[@charlestongue0]

Instructions wasn’t clear I’m in debt and the IRS are after me Edit: Mother get the camera, I'm famous with all these likes.

[@indoor_vaping]

on the plus side, if you failed to make $100,000 your tax bill should be pretty low

[@cattibingo]

​@@indoor_vapinginstructions unclear. Didn't make 100,000k but irs thinks I did. Send help

[@srinathparimi33]

The instructions didn't mention I have to pay taxes!

[@esense9602]

just follow the damn instruction CJ!

[@Wes-b1v]

Didn’t wake up at 9 huh

[@helplessants]

He didn't brush his teeth

[@Jonathan-lm7wy]

Lol😅

[@user-ke3li4yr7r]

puts all those breathing exercises in a whole new light

[@shards0fwords]

@@user-ke3li4yr7r😂

[@ZinalaG59]

Then you don’t either otherwise you won’t make 100K

[@Snowy-hm5tb]

Brett is like that one NPC in video games who only is seen on the beach surfing and trys there hardest to be cool using NPC dialogues like "Yoo Duuuuudde" or "Surfs up man" reminds me of that one surfer in spongebob

[@lenathegawdxd766]

He’s basically Larry from SpongeBob. Or ken from the Barbie movie 😂

[@jamesbrown6994]

​@@lenathegawdxd766 don't compare this guy to ken he is a treasure

[@konradschaubert5520]

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[@anabltc]

😂😂 good luck with the business card

[@scarthecheetah1958]

4:43 he said access instead of excess

[@miaestes]

I wonder if Charlie knows how many meals I've eaten with him

[@tennohono]

no he doesn't

[@Madoka_Raviel]

​@@tennohono *he does*

[@tennohono]

@@Madoka_Raviel nope he doesn't

[@Madoka_Raviel]

@@tennohono *_he does_*

[@joshephmiranda1831]

*but he does…*

[@yeybrittany]

Would love to hear Charlie talk more about the health/fitness stuff, like benefits of cold showers, what he eats on a daily basis and stuff like that since that's what he went to college for. His take on this stuff and the way he explains it is more interesting than anyone else I've found

[@GoofyGooberGooberySunrise]

Was his major Sports Fitness? Kinesiology? Health? I only remember him saying that he originally went to college for art.

[@shem7146]

@@GoofyGooberGooberySunriseHis college was better for sciences than arts so he dropped arts for a science course which is exercise physiology

[@denis2381]

Hey Baby girl

[@dboy4034]

I don't just look it up

[@yeybrittany]

@dboy4034 then you wouldn't have to watch that video(s) lol. It's not like that's the only thing he would do videos about.

[@bogeymanbear]

This is the kinda morning routine you cook up with a burst of productivity at 3 am

[@tommyfanzfloppydisk]

my morning routine : - wake up too early - suffer - count to 100 - fall back asleep - get up way later than expected - suffer

[@YourMom_._.]

My morning routine: - wake up early - go back to sleep because its too early to wake up

[@nighthawk244]

You forgot to put masturbate between suffer and count to 100

[@TrojanLlama]

My morning routine: Wake up at 4:00 AM. Go back to bed (may not work). Wake up at 8:00 o’clock still exhausted. Blind myself walking outside my dark room. Take a shower (but I don’t want to). And eat a single piece of toast for breakfast

[@1truespacecadet840]

You and Cody Ko posted the same video and I am living for it

[@supahoopsa001]

Charlie should make a parody of what his morning routine looks like. Hearing him go through it in voice over sounds hilarious to me.

[@luisdaniel6611]

Totally haha!

[@Avruthlelbh]

It could feel pretty nostalgic for his early content, just with about 7 fewer mentions of nipples.

[@toobig7150]

​@@AvruthlelbhTHE NUT SLICER 2000

[@svresh]

4:40 "Get ride of all that access hair" Access? Access where?

[@sakuyasama8986]

😂😂😂 i know right wtf

[@ericnowak9497]

No no, it’s axis hair. Dude’s operating on an entirely different plane of existence.

[@pengbeatz]

He means " shaving my buthole"

[@kevinrudd1413]

That is probably his strategy in getting closer to that 100k. Having minimal body hair will make it easier to expose yourself to the riches of the world! Meanwhile, having too much or an "access" of hair, will create a lumberjack that is only earning $20-30,000 a year tops chopping wood.

[@Katfancy40]

It's excessive hair. Access is for accessibility. Please tell me you know this.

[@grunkleg.2934]

From what I've heard, the health differences between cold and warm showers are so insignificant, it doesn't matter what temperature you decide

[@pixels_per_minute]

In the end, you're still washing dirt off. It's not like "warm water now cold" is gonna unlock immortality.

[@heyolorenns]

Taking cold showers = 100k a year

[@Gigantor3000]

I wake up around 630am. Brush my teeth. Drink some water. Drink coffee and then take a HUGE SHIT. Made my first 2 Milly with that one

[@TheElbowMerchant]

All I got from cold showers is shrinkage. Where's my $100k to make that worthwhile?

[@erbnie]

i mean, ive heard that cold showers are mostly a psychological thing; by learning to deal with the cold, you can deal with things better irl

[@AidanS99]

10:28 This guy made his coffee at the beginning and drank it 2-3 hours later! 😂

[@trevst1473]

The cold coffee raises the testosterone 💪

[@nikao2732]

@@trevst1473 it raise the urge to poop

[@TheCyber416]

It's a cold shower for your insides

[@snowfoxxie]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you guys in the comments at kiiiilling me haha!

[@ifoundmyfingerboard]

the Patrick Bateman routine is actually crazy

[@animalcookiemonsterTV]

You can see on his phone when he starts meditating its 1:11PM LMAO

[@YanKeyyWiNoBrim6]

looool

[@gdultim848]

I mean tbf when ppl record videos like that they don't usually just film themselves waking up and doing all these things, im guessing he either started later in the day to get better lighting or recorded each step separatly, either way, the guy wakes up too late and has the luxury of using his time that way which is misleading.

[@milz59]

because if it were actually morning when he did it, it would be dark? and maybe he might be a little tired who knowa

[@cuck8180]

​@@milz59It would not be dark at 9 AM lol

[@milz59]

yeah ig you could be right however he most likely doesnt have the energy to film a video right once he wakes up @@cuck8180

[@joetroy2904]

Id just like to add, I’m working on becoming a journeyman plumber. I’m really fucking good at my job, so I’ll pretty much be guaranteed $50-$70/hr. My morning routine is, and will not change, letting my alarm ring 6 times (after snoozing each time), getting up, hastily getting dressed, and showing up to work barely on time. No food, no coffee, just suck. I hate the mornings lol.

[@8kayydub8]

That's the morning routine of a champion. Nothing preps you for a productive day like the sudden realization that you're going to be late.

[@turf5360]

man u are really earning good I'm proud of you and hope you earn the money😊

[@MrWolf-ln1gi]

Where are you a plumber earning that wage on average? Best plumber I’ve ever seen was on $45

[@GG-jm7kv]

@@MrWolf-ln1ginyc prolly

[@dannikris3696]

This is me, I'm not a morning person at all no matter how much sleep I get 😂

[@weaxelproductions5485]

4:42 “to get rid of all that ACCESS HAIR” 🗿

[@dlag262]

what is he accessing with the hair??

[@pacman6007]

Thought I was losing it when Charlie the wordsmith had nothing to say there

[@DfRaid]

The only hair this guy has is his zoomer haircut

[@anonisnoone6125]

@@DfRaid It's not a bad haircut so I don't really see the problem. That hairstyle has existed for decades.

[@pinklemonade8320]

​@@pacman6007It's probably just this guy's accent (californian?)

[@basedury]

"Access hair" fucking actual smooth brain

[@AvaRx-fo8cu]

😂😂😂😂😂 I was thinking the same!!!

[@TheBruceWayne]

8:00 I thought that he was giving birth

[@serco258]

fucking underrated

[@triangle2582]

All those companies that he talked about probably made him that $100k

[@psyentific]

IDG why I am not seeing this comment much. His "to do list" for the day is to make that video and between advertising revenue streams it will easily make him $$$. I assumed that was the joke and the whole routine was designed to be satire especially with the secret water, the constant attention to how shirtless he is, the Wim Hoff dick suck, the pop psychology tricks for productivity, etc.

[@triangle2582]

@@psyentific its not that serious💀

[@Asymmetrical-Saggin]

@@psyentific 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@bobbygenesis]

I love how he finds these through and shouts out Cody Ko

[@DaZsCentral]

yeah it’s good because they bounce off of each other

[@equzia7524]

@@DaZsCentralpause

[@DaZsCentral]

@@equzia7524 resume

[@dowpman1]

would highly recommend the cold showers... what he didn't mention is it also functions as an anti-inflammatory. feel great when you're done, not while it's happening lol

[@SolarDNA]

My morning routine consists of spending the first fifteen minutes or so psyching myself up to get out of bed and/or debating whether its even worth it, finally getting up and smoking a couple cigarettes, cracking open an energy drink and watching KZbin on my phone procrastinating until I'm late for work. Follow for more tips.

[@gritted]

Charlie’s routine is 16 hours of existing, then 8 hours of recharging.

[@huntermitchell6335]

Crazy

[@louievazquez5231]

Tried his routine, shaved off half my chin. But I think the gains are showing now.

[@heyjonbray]

10:30 I like imagining an endless Groundhog Day routine of filming his morning routine to power through his to-do list, then planning tomorrow's morning routine video.

[@linren901]

Morning routine gurus: “wake up at 4am” People who work nights: “bro, I go to bed at 4 am”

[@torstius]

10:04 you can see at his phone it's 1pm 😂

[@harklevidopsy7587]

Tried this out: Can confirm I'm now making over 7 figures and have 10 girlfriends (including charlie)

[@Ulaine]

Lol, love how Charlie is pretty accurate about the time. If you look at his phone at 10:04 its 1:11pm by the time hes meditating. Like a 5 hour morning routine.

[@Benji-ig6xw]

My morning routine -get up -cry -take a dookie -get dressed -go back to bed happy.

[@Dizcreti]

😭

[@waytogo_roblox]

Well you are happy at the end of the day 🙂👍

[@MrResin-xk2mf]

Glad you don’t dookie before you shower

[@shoobydoo]

Same except your first and third steps are vice versa to mine

[@OnlyLocus]

​@@MrResin-xk2mf Ipoo before AND after shower

[@lawrenceupston2292]

Hunter S Thompson's morning routine is the only routine for success

[@SadBoiEx]

Yo fr

[@NPCBotFromOhio]

Cocaine,corona,weed,1 tab, write, weed, write repeat

[@juro7854]

First rap battles and now morning routines, you've been bringing back a lot of your old topics and I'm here for it

[@jasonfreitas6845]

I may have missed something but are steps 2-4 Make coffee to wake up Drip water to wake up Cold shower to wake up

[@justaRandomGuy718]

The guy looks like Prince Charming from Shrek 💀

[@AGolfHitter]

Haha! Omg

[@angrycat6954]

“Not now kitten whiskers…”

[@rollback6525]

How am i supposed to make my bed in the morning, when there's a small gremlin holding my sheets hostage

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Wake up, toss gremlin out window, fix bed, cold shower, make coffee, open door to allow gremlin inside, breathing exercises, skip breakfast, make $100,000

[@jovannilla]

Gremlin sounds like a cat

[@cameronpeterson6734]

Honestly, I feel like these are some good tips for when you have a day off or it's the weekend and you don't have work. It would be a good way to go into a Monday or starting the work week with a healthier mindset

[@spamrisk7784]

1:23 wow that aged pretty well

[@gianticchickennuggetofdest4690]

Ikrrrr

[@anxiousheart69]

no, its actually big brain, because by making your entire day your morning routine, tomorrow you'll set yourself up for a full time all the time productivity bonanza that'll definitely get you that bag in no time

[@iancrawford2496]

I took cold showers in high school for a while and got extremely sick from it. I got something that was making me shiver uncontrollably in class.

[@ABFABC]

It definitely was the cold showers

[@gooseii]

Maybe you just gave yourself hypothermia? You aren't supposed to take them for very long. Besides that, you can't get any pathogenic illness from cold. Not a cold shower, not wet hair, not having a window open, etc.

[@angrycat6954]

@@gooseiithis might sound really stupid so just bear with me, but I thought Hypothermia meant like “so cold that your body goes into shock and you die”. How could they have hypothermia and still be 100% alert and stuff? Doesn’t it slow down your body and your brain?

[@leiah6514]

@@angrycat6954 That’s hypoxia. Hypothermia is just a loose term for being in too cold of an environment for too long. Uncontrollable shivering and bluish fingers is what most people refer to hypothermia as.

[@leiah6514]

That’s not getting sick, it’s just hypothermia. Guaranteed you just too long and too cold of a shower before going to school, then sat in a generally cold room so they couldn’t really have time to warm up. Cold showers are only meant to be around 60 degrees (which feels a little cold compared to room temp), and as teenager you didn’t do enough research or thought into how it should be. You cannot get sick from the cold, it’s literally just called hypothermia lol

[@insaniitea8342]

Psychology student here! Charlie is correct about making your bed first thing in the day. What actually is improving your productivity is the release of dopamine. Dopamine is known as the pleasure hormone, and it’s heavily involved in reward and motivation. Also, another way dopamine is released is through drugs (especially things like marijuana or cocaine or Adderall), so you could argue that making your bed is free drugs Edit: I was being extremely sarcastic in the last sentence. It may help get the day started, but it’s definitely not free drugs. Sorry I didn’t make that clear

[@XxBeamerr]

Yea I’ve become addicted to making my bed everyday for the past year when I wake up. It’s rewarding after a long day and been a good routine.. if I go over to my brothers house and see it’s not made I just instantly make it lol I think it’s kinda a ocd thing now 😂

[@Addict737]

Yeah I've been addicted to marijuana for the past year or so, makes sense. What other health benefits does marijuana have?

[@punanislayer]

useless degree

[@LarsTainio]

Dopamine is not the pleasure hormone. Dopamine is involved in motivation though. Dopamine release is what gives you the craving feeling.

[@jovannilla]

Making my bed makes me very sad

[@SebastiaanHooft]

Just yesterday, I implemented it, and today, I’m sending my regards from my new villa in Monaco!

[@ItsEstella69420]

MAN! We are going back to the classics with Charlie, the nostalgia feels incredible!

[@FiendEnder]

SIR PENTIOUS PFP

[@kristen1468]

A morning routine that last until the afternoon is wild

[@iiCounted-op5jx]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@SuperMarioT]

Tried this routine for a week and made $800K at the end of it. In my mind. Health is wealth, including mental after all. He's a genius.

[@AdubsMMA]

5:05 There’s clearly steam from the heat of the water he’s showering in. 😂🤣🤣

[@timothyswindell4924]

A morning routine that ends when it isn't even morning anymore. Impressive.

[@shards0fwords]

@0:52 Eating a handful of Eucalyptus sounds like a GREAT way to start the day 😆🪦🪦🪦

[@Avo_o]

He probably made 100k from all that product placement.

[@blooblao9593]

I like Cody Ko's take on this morning routine.

[@elliotkonoske7557]

to be fair his job and his content is centered around modeling soo it’s really a morning routine to be sexy which is how he got 100k

[@Rynjinivar]

That makes a lot more sense. If nothing else, the guy undeniably looks like a model.

[@naikosei1585]

7:25 the true difference between a man who makes 100k and a man who makes 100m

[@keeperofthehammer6795]

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 31st street, on the 11th floor. I believe in taking care of myself, with a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a bit puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while I'm doing my stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After i remove the ice pack i use a deep pour cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while i prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, beause alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye-balm, followed by final moisturizing protective lotion.

[@dara2732]

Missed this series so much

[@graceskyephoto]

Fun fact: you shouldn’t make your bed right away. You should wait an hour or two. Every bed and pillow has dust mites and they feed off of moisture. Let your bed air out for an hour or two to dry the moisture so it doesn’t get trapped under the comforter. Less moisture equals less dust mites. Your welcome.

[@tonyb6265]

Where did you learn this?

[@FrazzaJ2000]

or just clean your bed sheets, ideally weekly, no longer than fortnightly (assuming you shower before bed each night). Wash your quilt cover no longer than monthly.

[@graceskyephoto]

@@FrazzaJ2000 yes but they will still be there, minimally, but still there

[@graceskyephoto]

@@tonyb6265 it was actually from an anesthesiologist. I was so skeeved out I go around making sure everyone’s covers are pulled back for an hour or two 😂