My Greatest Adventure

This is the greatest safari trip of All Time
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[@TheRealestBubby]

“He doesn’t even look real, like CGI” Charlie just casually rating the quality of his eyesight

[@14rs]

these bots annoy me

[@Chaosdude341]

@@AxxLAfriku do your best axxl

[@maxochamp8229]

How did I instantly know he was talking about the giraffes

[@TrippyShasta]

@@Chaosdude341 I'm surprised heat on my paige guy isn't here

[@kevindube7096]

“doesn’t even look real... fucking cringe dude”

[@sovietshady8659]

The crew keeps recording Charlie like he’s having his 12th birthday party and they’re his proud parents, truly inspiring content.

[@taylororourke2525]

Follow the money 🤑

[@wild-.]

@@taylororourke2525 LMAO

[@knockknock8371]

Same height dynamic

[@shahrozmalik9263]

@@wild-. u did him dirty lol

[@gagecumbie3495]

They literally say “here comes the boy” when getting out of the van

[@MantisToboggan777]

“They pee backwards” “Is that like a speed boost while running?!” 😂😂😂

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

I'm digging all the IRL content lately

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@ns6q333]

im digging

[@aliakeel]

it hasn't been irl before?

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

@@aliakeel I mean, as opposed to reacting to stuff in front of the computer...

[@marcom248]

@@forgivezharion6989 gay

[@phantom3146]

Surprised those giraffes weren’t intimidated by Charlie’s hulking height

[@stephenpmurphy591]

They may have confused him as a possible giraffe mate. Damn & Yikes.

[@crystalwu7400]

nooo this is a violation lmao

[@imafishlel2925]

Bro

[@PlumpyNut]

take it all

[@slightlyexpiredpeanutbutte3625]

"They won a war against Australia, you have no chance." "NOT AGAINST PINHEAD LARRY" A true southerner.

[@WanderingLoner1]

Yeah lol

[@Hazard_-ot5ll]

Ffs can we just forget that ever happened

[@urgae9125]

@@Hazard_-ot5llnah. If you can’t beat a simple bird in warfare, then you don’t get a say

[@carsandclimbing]

glad to see Charlie has ascended to being the 19th cowboy of Ram Ranch.

[@mcoupe69]

Yes.. the only fully clothed cowboy to be accepted into their herd

[@qwedge]

@@CyberKnightProbably those spots were taken

[@flop2120]

actually ram ranch has 36 cowboys 18 naked cowboys in the showers and 18 more wild cowboys out in the yard

[@dementicpower44fan75]

@@flop2120 fact

[@layz_gaming_4275]

@@CyberKnightProbably 18 naked cowboys in ram ranch

[@space_cowboy1]

Charlie is the most unenthusiastic enthusiastic person I’ve ever seen and I love it

[@gooeyboy706]

Charlie when excited: 😐 Charlie when not excited: 😑

[@space_cowboy1]

@@gooeyboy706 completely 😂

[@Eclipse.7897]

Damn, they even got wild tanks roaming the lands

[@TheMeanLemon]

Yeah leopards

[@laboskie349]

@@TheMeanLemon Panthers and Tigers 😳

[@kyledodson2992]

It’s part of the amusement park. Place is cool, you can shoot a tank cannon, fire crazy guns, go on the safari, eat at tons of different food at restaurants and more. Fairly affordable too. It’s like Disney but spread out over the Texas hill country

[@kyore789]

Dude I thought you were memeing or something

[@IONLYCAMEHERETOFUCKYOURWIFE]

@@kyledodson2992 where in texas????

[@palekoc8697]

This seems like the first act of a really fun found footage horror flick

[@Yoda_Gaming1738]

i mean theyre at a ranch famous for hunting so it makes sense

[@rohamm_9238]

@@Yoda_Gaming1738 and now the final animal… man

[@sillydude3048]

wow

[@JJamahJamerson]

When he climbed out of the car Charlie looked like a make a wish kid

[@reesecup3214]

bruhh thats foul 💀

[@ashtray0belief]

underrated comment

[@baraayas]

lmaoo

[@haft2beu]

that is the cruelest and most accurate statement 😂😭

[@y337]

3:12 I can’t believe you guys saw a REAL wild heavy armor tank assault vehicle out in the wild. This species is super rare to find you only really see them as a common occurrence out in the wild in Ukraine nowadays

[@nell711]

D:

[@WhuDhat]

man I though fissure someone was gonna say something along those lines but maybe it was just too easy/ obvious a joke

[@kevinb5417]

I'm told Ukrainians have actually developed new, modern methods of capturing these majestic creatures with grain alcohol and tractors. Truly magnificent.

[@fathinahmadmuiz-regb3067]

@@TheLadderman 🤓

[@butterspike680]

Nature is healing 🌱💚

[@esper86]

That was magical feeding the giraffes. The one Chelsea was feeding definitely knew stuff

[@gamefan4254]

Did you know that male Giraffes slam their heads against female giraffes bladders so they piss themselves. The male then tastes the piss to see if the female giraffe is ovulating.

[@shortercandletroll]

he knew too much

[@Dragonk116]

I haven't done this particular safari but I have feed giraffes before, it's a pretty magical experience.

[@vazarri86]

The last time I fed a giraffe it head-butted me lol

[@McFwoupson]

Giraffes are just government drones. The horns are for radio signals and the long neck is so they get better connection.

[@soggyleghair6572]

Today Charlie has been on KZbin for 15 years, what a huge milestone

[@properlyadvanced9741]

Today, the bodies I have buried in siberia has not been found for 15 years. I think thats a huge milestone for me

[@Hiroakiarai88]

@@properlyadvanced9741 proud of you. The irs haven’t found me for 12 years in southern zimbabwe where i live in an abandoned salt mine

[@drautin348]

@@Hiroakiarai88 That's quite the achievement. Personally I'm a refugee from the weeb wars on Eve Online (it's a real thing trust me), they haven't figured out I'm a weeb for 5 years.

[@Anonymous-ss6ur]

You made that comment 15hours ago

[@joshuastubbs1930]

@@Anonymous-ss6ur You made that comment 12 hours ago

[@mr.flewsers5289]

Charlie: It's crazy that animals don't speak English... Animals: It's crazy that humans don't communicate telepathically.

[@willwunsche6940]

😂. 4:30 I read the timestamp the second I read your comment

[@99Plastics]

"I'm pretty fast" - Last words of a man trying to out run a lion doing 70km/h

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

12:38 The last thing I expected to see is when Charlie started rubbing on that rhino and got the rhino "a little excited" from that stimulation...

[@wasimgamer1364]

you need a Mustache!

[@funnyman4519]

What's up checkmark

[@kran8258]

Leech gonna leech

[@kran8258]

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you're fucking hilarious 🤣

[@nathanpitek3177]

Charlie getting a White Rhino off is the mood booster I didn’t know I needed

[@leonguyen743]

This is so wholesome, it’s nice to see Charlie and the crew hanging out on vacation naturally not just for the sake of content. This team streams and makes videos nonstop, good to see they’re taking a break.

[@DaemonJerky]

There isn't anything wholesome about exotic animal petting zoos

[@Bruh-pk6ei]

@@DaemonJerky 🤓

[@gon2bizarre]

Bro this is the most legendary field trip I've ever seen, WOOOH YEAH BABY

[@AxxLAfriku]

SCHOOL! The answer is I don't go! Why go? I am famous. I am famous. I have more fans than fingers multiplied with toes multiplied with teeth multiplied with ears. I am famous. I am famous. SCHOOL? No, thanks. KZbin FAME? Yes. Good day, dear gon

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Charlie's adventures feels like a neo-western arc: Cowboys in the modern times decided to finish what the past generations had started.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@happyharmony7062]

@@forgivezharion6989 Shut up

[@H3L1C0PR10N]

this reply section is 🐳🗿🗿

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

@@forgivezharion6989 Nerd!

[@cedarcoder2005]

@@forgivezharion6989 shut

[@laters_gators9865]

"They have the largest horns by circumference not length" "Thats how I measure mine too" 4:00

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@laters_gators9865]

The bots are stronger than ever

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

I honestly lost it when I heard that line lol

[@laters_gators9865]

@@gyrozeppeli4862 its like they don't even mean to be funny but they are

[@epicshadowdemon1211]

Charlie: "They won a war against Australia". Yes when over 20,000 Emus go up against 3 Military personnel with 10,000 rounds of ammunition for their 2 Lewis machine guns. I think the decision was already decided on who would win. Also they could take up to 6 bullets and still run at full speed to safety and one of the men sent to exterminate the Emu's compared their durability to tanks. The towns that were affected by the Emu's which are now ghost towns because of it are Campion & Walgoolan.

[@phoenixgirl70]

Puppet History fan? Hopefully it comes back. Every episode is so creative and cool. Watched stuff I never thought I’d be interested in.

[@bridgerfinch131]

That’s like saying napoleon didn’t loose to Russia because there were too many Russians. I get what your saying but poor generalship and logistics lose wars

[@epicshadowdemon1211]

@@bridgerfinch131 We introduced a bounty system after we ended the operation which was quite successful, at the end of the Emu bounties there had been over 10,000 Emus killed so we got some payback in the end. Besides at least we didn't lose to Insects like China in the 4 Pests campaign which killed millions of Chinese civilians (mostly farmers) you should look it up it's quite the read.

[@kona8832]

The "war" consisted of 3 dudes shooting emu's till they ran out of ammo then went "stuff this, set up bounties" xD i've never seen a wild emu in aus so i guess we got it under enough control in the end. rabbits on the other hand -.-

[@bridgerfinch131]

@@epicshadowdemon1211 I’m not surprised at all that something like that would happen in China

[@idhunepijl1404]

He did it, he actually went outside again.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@emrakul267]

13:28 "Is it like a speed boost when they're running?" That fucking got me

[@FearTheBeans]

When I was younger on a church choir tour we stopped at this zoo that had an overlook into a giraffe enclosure where you were slightly under their eye level. One of the giraffes wanted to eat another person's feed for the animals and trapped me in the corner with it's neck and they feel so incredibly soft.

[@glonbon8481]

i can’t believe the government is forcing charlie to perpetuate the myth that giraffes are real when they are clearly not i will not stand for this injustice

[@taylororourke2525]

And rhinos too! 🦏

[@xochitln77]

Are you joking?

[@kellenhayes3628]

We are not joking, we know the truth about animals.😡🦜🦒🦏

[@therbear4545]

Guide: They pee backwards Pinhead Larry: Is that a speed boost when they're running ? I love the IRL stuff man keep it up

[@jwill797]

The cowboys hats should be a permanent addition to their wardrobes, in every single video going forward.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@Black-tq8ef]

Report for spam👆

[@KennyHedgehog]

That rhino started blushing like a Japanese schoolgirl when Charlie used the brush

[@AMetalWorld]

Pretty cool content. Imagine how much better it could be if Charlie got over his phobia one day and branched out into the world at large. His irl KZbin saga can never be completed until we get ‘Charlie abroad: the movie’

[@miraqen7801]

11:37 - This is the look of a man who've tussled with the wrong rhino. The beast put the fear of God in him.

[@haction2419]

Pinhead Larry fears nothing. That look is the look of a man who wants to go mono e mono with that rhino

[@user-uo8mx3cv5k]

Imagine if they somehow find a secret entrance to the hidden world of Slap Mountain

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@jamaribennett6925]

@@forgivezharion6989 get out just leave

[@knockknock8371]

@@jamaribennett6925 you ratioed the ratioer

[@fancyfansee8245]

Charlie: "You know you can't even ride zebras. Fuckin' cringe..." Zebra: 👁👄👁

[@SaltyFrankie]

11:38 was the first time Pinhead Larry ever felt the gaze of an equal, and in that moment he was the closest to fear he's ever been.

[@oofmaker3117]

“The perfect thumbnail doesn’t ex-“

[@YourLordMobius]

You know matt is looking at the giraffes and thinking "ah yes my people"

[@billymerritt420]

The Moist crew having IRL animal adventures is the content we never knew we needed so badly in our lives

[@wyattburnett9369]

One of these days Charlie is going to be on a talk show and start some serious shit and it'll be so fucking funny

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑...

[@JacquesBermonWebster_II]

lol yeah

[@glanty]

@@JacquesBermonWebster_II are you the only non bot

[@reyray934]

I love my life

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

@@glanty apparently

[@MrDiveingaming]

4:42 I'm like 95% sure one of them zebras is just a donkey

[@crusadershark7770]

Charlie's ability just to do whatever the fuck he wants to and it still be entertaining to watch is truly the sign of a good entertainer

[@d.ella.y]

I still can't know to who Chelsea is related to, 90% of the time, she's just hanging out in the back, like even as a side story we got to see her hair change from the mid teal to full on blue she's having rn. I need to know the full lore!

[@SuperHornedtoad]

I just see an empty seat WDYM

[@Bambi_Sapphic]

As an Aussie, Texas having a collection of kangaroos feels like a war crime lol

[@mattymerr701]

They steal all our animals. You arent supposed to be able to export Australian lizards and yet most of the lizards Americans have as pets are beardys. It's kinda fucked.

[@hillbillysamurai]

At least you still have your emus

[@Adam19811]

Same. It doesn't feel right lol

[@nytrodioxide]

What about the giraffes and rhinos?

[@Adam19811]

@@nytrodioxide wdym they aren't Australian natives

[@memekingguglielmoyt3820]

I love that Charlie's constant style is drunk hobo

[@patplayswell6950]

Technically Charlie was Eye to Eye with some of those giraffes, which is no Small feat! 🔥

[@B1G-B0SS_2OO4]

I always die laughing every time he randomly references DB Cooper out of nowhere now

[@graysonspyker3119]

3:54 "They have the largest horn size by circumference, not by length" "That's how I measure mine too"

[@whiff9686]

Did Charlie said that?

[@Chroniclilskip27]

Idk if it's weird to be genuinely happy for someone you've never met but this video made me think of everything you've been able to do and share since I started watching you on KZbin so long ago and it just makes me genuinely so happy for you. I hope you see this comment one day

[@xaviercardozo5655]

Can we get a petition for Charlie to make more voiceovers over “revolutionary products”? They made me and everyone I showed cry laughing.

[@FoggyTheHippo]

I’m pretty sure this is at Drive Tanks in Texas for anyone wondering, I recognize it from Demo Ranch videos.

[@JareRL]

2:19 I'm glad they didn't make Charlie sit in a booster seat this time!

[@nate_orious0002]

We never saw Charlie touching a kangaroo and I’m disappointed

[@SedatedandRestrained]

Charlie is just a young Adam Sandler, he sees something cool and uses it as an excuse to take his friends and make incredible content as a byproduct.

[@RiverRiceRansom]

“Is that like a speed boost when they’re running?”

[@n.mightslapallama1874]

Ah yes, getting cast as one of the leads in a polyamorous remake of Brokeback Mountain might become the highlight of your career!

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑...

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@ElDuderinoh]

@@forgivezharion6989 take a bath with a toaster

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

Wait I'm confused, how are there zebras, giraffes and rhino's just roaming around in Texas?

[@JustAnotherAlex]

There are Sahara Ranches, which are huge enclosed areas for wildlife like this. Some of them are rescued from exotic pet owners, zoos, and animal trafficking. Others are born there as relocating them to their home continent is out of the question. Texas just happens to have a close enough biome to Africa, as well as a ton of open space to make this work.

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

@@JustAnotherAlex Oh that's pretty cool

[@nikolasscheeks]

@@JustAnotherAlex small, pedantic correction: a similar biome to the savannah grasslands of Africa, which can be found in parts of the Eastern Southern, and Central regions! you gotta remember that Africa is a massive continent with various different biomes - it can range from rainforests to snow capped mountains :) these places are pretty cool! sick that wildlife is being protected like this. it’s awesome of texas to use their nature to create safe savannah habitats!

[@MajimaGoroEnthusiast]

2:30 Even the hat couldn't handle the overpowering aura coming from this man. Truly a god

[@mcoupe69]

Very few know this but Caleb is a very prominent member of the poop study community

[@mcoupe69]

DID U KNOW THAT CALEB from THE CHARLIE SHOW IS A POO CONneseWer

[@cosmicllama4341]

No bird could ever withstand the wrath of Pinhead Larry😂

[@paigehc6659]

Does Pinhead Larry even know if birds exist? 😂

[@WAVE0025]

These birrds may have won against Australlia, but not against Pinhead Larry

[@E3Wandz]

Rhino peeing backwards is a speedboost💀

[@jakubmadejski1481]

Charlie looks like that one anime character that will save the main character and just brush it off as if it was a daily thing for him.

[@andiwand6132]

cuz it is a daily thing for him.

[@jeffery9543]

3:10 oh hey that shape on the sign kinda looks like a tank- oH

[@mintdiamond1117]

Dude the thumbnail made he think we came to Australia 💀

[@cgpd6329]

I’m pretty sure that place is where people go to kill things. Canned hunts. You could have just gone to Giraffe Ranch in Lakeland and done a camel back safari. Or White Oak outside Jacksonville where zoos send their animals to rest and breed. You can even do a horseback safari. I got to meet a cheetah cub. Busch Gardens sends their cheetahs there. They just moved all the retired Ringling elephants up there

[@drcalhoun]

"They're always pregnant." I mean yeah, with tongues that long I'd be surprised if they weren't

[@Private_Account101]

I'm digging all the IRL content lately

[@JUSTLETMEHAVETGREY]

God damn, this literally looks like my back yard in texas (its all the sliky acacia trees that do it) Loved this video :)

[@devenholland6826]

i love how he has a mercedes benz sprinter

[@gamingidiots7495]

Charlies so alpha he excites rhinos. My gods.

[@god985]

I thought this was going to be an Urban Rescue Ranch collab because of the thumbnail. Damn that would have been great..

[@imraduin]

Charlie does not seem to enjoy being close to these animals a whole lot lol. I'm vibing with the girl tho, she's having the time of her life :D

[@caughtlackn3803]

it’s incredible how 90% of the audio is constantly interrupted by wind

[@jersey8650]

It’s almost like they’re outside or something

[@caughtlackn3803]

@@jersey8650 i know right? couldn’t be me

[@matheusleandro1904]

This really is a cool frame 11:10

[@tentinquarantino876]

0:31 Here he is... ✨THE BOY✨

[@aidanwilliams7689]

Charlie is always so intimidating when he like is sitting I forget how much of a short king he is sometimes… watching him get out of the van was hilarious for some reason

[@felixkipper9009]

Charlie has finally started to branch out into other areas of the open world, and his party has grown. Truly a power levelling chad.

[@felixkipper9009]

@Savetion Xi 😈 Charlie took the points from his height stat and put them all into his coolness stat

[@LplusRATIO77]

I remember when Charlie went hunting for garbage trucks this IRL content is sort of nostalgic but this is unique in its own way refering to this video 🤓☝️🗿CRUB

[@WAVE0025]

“This is Charlie Peterson, be moist, stay wild, we'll see you on the next adventure"

[@oldmanuncle1237]

Since no one else is gonna say it I will. That van you guys were driving is the most bitchin travel van I've seen.

[@jjaxzon2543]

I love seeing Chelsea, she's so happy and sweet. :)

[@Petrol_Sniffa]

"the great emu war" was 3 guys and 2 guns vs every emu in Australia. Lol. They just gave up

[@LintSplinter]

Ah yes familiar fauna such as the *Leopard Main Battle Tank*

[@jongy]

i love how quiet and serious everyone gets when the longneck horsies come into play

[@miseryseeker3077]

It's nice that he went to see his friend Jackson

[@soccerbro12]

"...they are measured by circumference not by length." "Yeah thats how i measure mine too." Might be the funniest thing they ever said and no one acknowledge it but Caleb. 🤣🤣😭

[@SamTheGumMan117]

Wow that part with the giraffes was so awesome 😲

[@SirDavothe2]

0:45 that edit got me haha

[@bestpriest2224]

Charlie's Bizarre Adventure Part 3 Wildlife Explorers

[@padmeamidala4.20]

Ooh that’s pretty *casually pans over to heaven* (4:18)

[@theratgod2999]

this cowboy arc is pretty entertaining

[@faded89545]

12:44 lmao

[@Blizzhobbs]

Would be badass if charlie went to the urban rescue ranch. I totally thought thats where he went based off the thumbnail haha

[@Doogie501]

Caleb chasing the Emu had me rolling

[@schrodingersgat4344]

I doubt the Giraffes mind the rain. Lightning on the other hand....

[@Cron0s91]

9:29 This is were you begin to hear the Jurassic Park theme in your head lmao

[@nexusclique5169]

I like how they give everyone borderlands intro cutscenes😂

[@pterodactyl73]

Can we just all appreciate how pretty Chelsea's hair is?💖🙏

[@TheFirstCurse1]

She's so adorable in this video. Her hair is super pretty.

[@MrMagic-ov9sk]

This is so cool. I want to go there now. Badly.

[@commander_cody841]

The acrocanthosaurus footsteps made me so happy, looks like a young one

[@trentshimek5747]

literally watching this on break at work 💀