People Getting Wrecked - Fails of the Week | FailArmy

[@TheOptimuspringles]

That Amazon delivery guy with the cactus killed me. 😂

[@emanuelribeiro9066]

"That's new" killed me!

[@matthewsinclair507]

"this is new"

[@saraparker184]

omg 😱

[@jonathonmatzke8463]

The cactus thought he was a porch pirate

[@Bierstadt54]

Cactass is the worst.

[@laestherminator]

That cactus did a number on the Amazon guy, and he handled that like a champ.

[@kathrynnazaire4412]

Ouch O_Q

[@sarahosness3448]

Omg I am so sorry I didn’t know i said the same thing as u !!!!

[@aaaaaaaaahhhh5547]

P A I N

[@davidbolha]

Free acupuncture. 😂

[@zoundstreetop]

Absolutely NOT a Karen. Would that all of us had that level of grace. 😂

[@Anonymous-iq3kc]

He calmly states, "Oh God, that's new, that's in there." Spectacular dude for certain!

[@krikeydial3430]

A cactus can be pretty gnarly. That hurt me to watch.

[@aortaplatinum]

Shock is a hell of a drug. Cocaine too.

[@Si74l0rd]

It's the "that's new" that gets me giggling every time. He's been in the job so long nothing is new to him anymore, but cactus butt, that's new! I hope it's his last prickly experience with a cactus! Amazing grace under pressure though. I can imagine a lot of people hopping around making it hurt ten times worse!

[@iandean1112]

@@Si74l0rd the best way to deal with cactus spines, is to not handle them unless you can fully relax. It hurts like a mf if you are tense when they get removed.

[@danielhausser8038]

Delivery man: "That's new" 🤣👍❤️

[@Krimson-do1st]

@sannio komi it was a guy

[@andrewscasualmtb]

@@Krimson-do1st Did you just assume his gender?!?!!?

[@Tugus_Mugus]

@@andrewscasualmtb i think he did, how rude

[@I_hunt_lolis]

Fk y'all on about that's clearly a woman

[@Abraksas112]

oh it's in there

[@yappaplay]

5:13 I love how her first reaction is to check on the puppies.

[@NFL_guy679]

Yup I submitted that. My mom submitted that

[@tevind4302]

literally got his ankle ran over and he still ran after his jeep. what a legend!

[@WiLDCHiLD.]

One that likes listening to 4 Non-Blondes' "What's Going On" on the radio. 😂

[@nthgth]

@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow I can't see how it doesn't absolutely flatten your foot. I guess it's one of those things that's counterintuitive but makes sense and isn't that bad if you analyze it, like a coal walk

[@jordanboudreau9059]

Not rly it's a jeep lmao let it crash

[@gosubtomyotheraccountleckt1702]

@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow I dropped a 30 pound peice of wood on my foot and broke it lol a few weeks ago I’m good now but when u break a bone or swells up bad

[@vvinters.]

it’s the power of adrenaline rush

[@lxpart8456]

The Amazon guy's reaction was really wholesome and he seemed like a great guy tbh

[@sirclassics]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@suhebmalek1890]

Yes he was even asking for forgivness from God.

[@l.f.r.6523]

"it's in there" 💀

[@imalwaysright]

Tripping Josh over with a bowl of mint balls was just stupid

[@FDNY101202]

He shoulda called her fat.

[@bobbill4853]

that was messed up poor kid

[@isacat666]

Josh needs better friends

[@FDNY101202]

@@isacat666 maybe they were bullies 🤷

[@sanjayw9878]

It was staged anyway for views

[@merlinathrawes746]

The guy lifting weights simply demonstrated one of several reasons you need a spotter while lifting weights.

[@ahmadhazmi7353]

What's a spotter?like the one standing behind to support?

[@maxsageder9395]

@@ahmadhazmi7353 exactly. But tbf that was an absolute suicide rack

[@SaintSC05]

Oh just don't use clips. I never do when I bench alone.

[@lobserve1]

He had safety bars but set them too low. A true idiot.

[@illusorytrutheffect]

He did everything wrong you could possibly do while bench pressing without a spotter😂 not a single thing was a done right.

[@madisonhough488]

I love how the dogs always come to the "rescue" when someone falls over!

[@kenancakar4047]

Happy new year babby

[@Lady-Carmakazi]

Called man's best friends for a good reason.

[@tonytiger6601]

lookin good honey

[@scardilat]

0:40 a good reason to change friends

[@redduskironsky1058]

Yes. I never find these "funny". They are so damn annoying. I would seriously have revenge on them for shit like that.

[@adrianhoddinott4401]

Cool

[@iforgot87872]

Depends if they helped him clean up I’d say. Id they help I’d say keep em haha.

[@woodworkerroyer8497]

@@enriquesegura6844 pretty sure you commented on the wrong video. Unless you're saying it was the same guy, and those two little criminals removed the safety devices from his car...

[@woodworkerroyer8497]

@@iforgot87872 that's fair. But I'd still get them back!

[@vanzter]

0:32, I think it's time to find some new friends....

[@jakesmokeman6053]

fr those are some shitty "friends"

[@andreaskael9650]

You're right was just not funny at all

[@andrejansevanrensburg9528]

Not funny at all. Seriously childish. Not even that, plain vindictive and selfish.

[@nibblick29]

This was deffo staged he looked down at her leg before he fell

[@iris5678]

I felt so bad for the guy

[@stevebennett9839]

Josh needs to find new friends, I'd b super pissed if they tripped me while carrying all those beads or whatever.

[@venus_envy]

@beedsj roiue Yeah, nose waxing isn't that uncommon, but I wouldn't do it. If someone is so concerned that their nose hair sticks out or whatever (why else would you do it?) there are trimmers for that. I would never wax my nose hairs, must be pretty painful. Plus, plucking or waxing nose hairs can kill you through infection.

[@wastedanguish9927]

Yep, someone is getting their ass beat after that.

[@gregkareem9824]

Yea ngl to u bro idc if u a girl or not we throwing hands after dat bro no cap 💯 thats hella disrespectful

[@spacelemur7955]

Agreed. Most "pranks" are acts of meanness.

[@16shogunelitegreen]

@@gregkareem9824 I think it was a dude who tripped him. But I agree with you, boy or girl, they need a whoopass

[@robsonbobson7839]

adam sandler cheering at 3:48 made the video all the better

[@azumangaX]

1:34 just noticed this guy hid the package for his customer from the road. And to top it all off, he didn't even curse after getting pricked by a cactus lol.

[@maryjogreen1706]

The delivery guy lol

[@megavern72]

1:34 I'm glad my guard cactus is doing its job.

[@tabcreedence6553]

1:58 It's cool! It's New! It's IN THERE! New improved cactus spikes with 40% more damage to delivery personnel!

[@zackarywilburn8428]

This is why you must always have the bars aligned when benching alone or don't be stupid and bench alone

[@madmike987655]

He'd have been fine if they were raised one or two pegs higher. He must have thought he was slimmer than he actually was

[@JohnJohn-hu8pk]

I agree. Working out alone in general is a risk. Lifting weights you’re clearly not able to and which can compress your chest making it impossible to breath is even more true under that statement. Just sheer stupidity and lack of personal safety awareness.

[@MJorgy5]

Don't clamp the weights on

[@madmike987655]

@@MJorgy5 You should always clamp the weights on. Nothing worse that trying to lift heavy and having to worry about a perfect bar path otherwise the weights are flying off. Just be safe, safety arms on at chest level so that you can drop it safely.

[@cherokeeconcrete1986]

Heluva way to recheck life, weight on chest makes you say " Aumm huhu " real quick😭😭

[@sham9555]

God bless that Amazon guy he deserves a raise for that 😂

[@giselediniz]

😁🤣amo zona

[@oddball119]

Amazon: does a -5 damage attack Cactus: does critical hit with poison effect for five minutes.

[@depeltenburg6916]

1:09 when the safety bars show your confidence but the weight gonna tell you otherwise

[@daniel_960_]

When you’re too fat to make use of the safety bars

[@emiliocurbelo8891]

That's why we should never put the clamps after the weights when ben pressing alone

[@scottcampbell8841]

@@emiliocurbelo8891 I came to the comments just for this. Full marks to the guy for doing something to better his life, but my god people... DO NOT BENCH ALONE WITH COLLARS ON

[@bgezal]

There are plenty of holes for him to adjust the height of the safety bars to his chest height, but he went with this.

[@iris5678]

Yup use safeties or have a spotter

[@hiyapal7719]

2:42 The "Anyways" girl is the best!!! It shot out of her right nostril! 😂😂😂 Her, and the cactus delivers boy.

[@MalkaLand1996]

🤣

[@theodorelaval1133]

That was hilarious. But what was she biting anyway? what WAS that thing?

[@mosheabargil6986]

Like a soda machine

[@hiyapal7719]

@@theodorelaval1133 I'm not sure, but it looked like a gel substance on her face.

[@zainabimad3299]

@@hiyapal7719 it’s a jelly

[@чай-м2м]

6:40 new hairstyle called spaghetti 😁😁😁

[@sofiainthesun]

Hahaha yess my hair is now spaghetti! Check it out when I fix it @sofiathepioneer on tiktok

[@xestherx7477]

5:10 I love how even though she got hurt she made sure her dogs were OK first ❤️ That’s Adorable 🥰

[@PNWTone]

That’s my friend. She is a total dog gal.

[@justmartin0729]

5:54 the fact that the screaming and the banging sound are in sync… 😂 Just like in a movie I’m laughing so hard!!!

[@Boeing-ER-do2jj]

the smack when she hit the floor sounded too funny i was dying laughing

[@PNWTone]

That’s my friend. She lives in WA. I don’t think she knows she made it to fail army but I just notified her. 🤣

[@PNWTone]

@@Boeing-ER-do2jj I can’t stop watching.

[@timjim6118]

Imagine hearing the explanation you get from that guy about why your package was late… “yeah, I sat on a cactus”

[@Real_Moon-Moon]

Instead of yelling at the driver again they'd probably run to Bob's house to go make him have a bad day.

[@sarahosness3448]

I like how the Amazon dude was not like AAH THAT HURTSSSSS instead he was chill like it happens to him all the time 😂😂

[@RobertSmith-bc9uk]

@Sarah Osness I like the fact that even though he was hurting, he did not swear.

[@LouieV6]

0:40 you do that to me, you best believe we're gonna throw some hands.

[@oceanview2965]

@@mythiasmathew9203 Is that what those were. I couldn't tell, and was hoping too find out in the comments. So thank you 😊.

[@slasherhawk24]

I'd be pissed too!

[@Enigma71559]

So MANY times while watching these... in fact, nearly EVERY time, I just say to myself, "What did they THINK was going to happen?"

[@saikiran-fy9ws]

0:22, legends say the coffee cup on the car didn't spill a bit.

[@amsterdam_budtender]

1:40 Nahh that poor Amazon dude! His reaction was amazing 😂 "That's cool"

[@Grandmaster_Dragonborn]

5:20 Those are some good doggies, coming to see if their owner’s alright. 🐶❤️

[@thorasaylor5075]

Yes, I noticed that! 🥰

[@Grandmaster_Dragonborn]

@@thorasaylor5075😺❤️

[@felixmvo]

I hope he is alright. He hit his head pretty hard

[@nickh5081]

Meanwhile the cat returns love with a bite!

[@kiwishamoo6494]

2:45 Somehow I get the impression that's not the first time that's happened to her

[@ikaruseijin01]

Giggity.

[@urigeheadmot1196]

She likes it

[@joeurbina2267]

The Amazon delivery guy sitting on the cactus had me dying. Poor dude.

[@serenichka.]

6:10 that perfect cut

[@vmm5163]

The girl with juice squirting out her nose 😆😆😆

[@jacquesgaspar1992]

that last one got me xd

[@gerryjamesedwards1227]

Yep, me too.

[@johnasmr6780]

I read your comment before watching and it still got me

[@edgarsauns6480]

everyone straight to lastone

[@Imastay61]

5:21 I love how his dogs came over to check on him 🐶😍

[@MrNoLen5]

1:54 I really feel bad for this guy, he went out of his way to put the package somewhere where porch pirates won't see it and he got bit in the ass for it. He better have gotten a raise or a big tip lpl

[@chogussy721]

All he did was his job

[@Tesoro1996]

5:13 "Are you babies okay?" Haha, we all would first think about the puppies before looking at our own injuries. xD

[@LegoAventuras1718]

"Man was unharmed... while being burried on his funeral" he went in in almost one piece.

[@midnightaurora9483]

@beedsj roiue ikr

[@pg9193]

"Man was unharmed... because he died right away and dead men FEEL NO PAIN"

[@bloop6111]

Man was unharmed… until right before this video was taken

[@brandonlfob]

Severe concussion with permanent neck damage and chronic pain for the rest of his life--yeah I said unharmed.

[@Dangerooman]

4:54 unharmed? mans was definitely harmed. Unkilled is more like it 😂

[@wackyduck3]

He was definitely harmed full force

[@cooldude885]

Yea that did not look like “unharmed”

[@jerryp8263]

People won’t use their brakes because it wouldn’t make a good video. Plenty of time to stop.

[@pp312]

@@jerryp8263 Are you suggesting someone actually risked killing someone to get a better video?

[@CrunchyTire]

@@jerryp8263 What a dumb take. You must not own a car. If you do, you're probably the other guy who decides its his turn to go when traffic is coming at full speed. If you dont have a stop, you dont hit the brakes every time you cross an intersection. You should always look out, but with traffic laws in place we have to assume people have at least a double digit IQ and know when its safe to go.

[@xD4rkridex]

0:46 this is amazing we all knew what would happend and it was as good as expected man but why isnt it longer

[@GladiatorReid]

Lets just watch that again 🤣😂

[@LTAD-xi6sw]

5:19 I love how the dog immediately hears that something’s happened and sprints over to check the person is okay 🥺

[@NealGilbert-r1y]

3:16 immediately got back on the road after taking out that single one. Almost as if he had something against that mailbox 😂😂😂

[@undoubtedcrow8010]

The woman with the elastic band was the funniest imo.

[@PanferriDPMO]

What does imo mean

[@pompmachine4999]

@@PanferriDPMO In My Opinion

[@Getvictd744]

I think she was laughing 2

[@AlmostLakai94]

Perfectly cut scream

[@martinaarreola3166]

Yep

[@nesta8273]

Oooookey. Who flinched at the last clip more then me? 😐Almost fell off my chair.

[@random_adventuring]

did you move left or right? - I went left!

[@JW-eu7br]

I went backwards - and fell off my chair!!@@random_adventuring

[@angelthederp4261]

/r/dontflinch

[@diedrino]

@@random_adventuring i went left

[@Kescross]

@@random_adventuring Left 😂

[@malikabdullah366]

1:39 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 That's really awesome moment Poor delivery boy.😂🤣

[@Guigley]

0:46 That is far and away the funniest of them all. As a former Amazon driver, I feel sympathy for the cactus man.

[@KennTollens]

2:36 I didn't know Susan Boil was in FailArmy

[@dustyboy007]

04:44 KZbin captions (auto-generated) [Applause]

[@potato7640]

LOL

[@0u0uha_August555]

😂😂😂

[@xxnightdark_blueplaysxx8079]

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I CANT

[@queeneevee91]

The cactus one was way too funny! He played it off quite well though. Lol

[@gregpaynecomedy]

"The man was unharmed" He died instantly.

[@venus_envy]

@beedsj roiue unrelated to the comment you replied to...

[@mikefoehr235]

Should learn the concept of STOP and proceed when safe to do so. Not stop and get teeboned

[@chinitaflaquita]

wait rlly??

[@reyy1k]

source?

[@kyanupryce]

It’s a joke right?

[@seandobson6221]

The bench press guy is a perfect example of why you don’t EVER workout with heavy weights by yourself.

[@sshza2143]

or while pregnant😵😬🤪😁🕺✌😎

[@dickjohnson5025]

If he set his safety bars correctly he would be fine!!

[@fmar.8311]

@@dickjohnson5025 I was about to mention that. The safety bars do fuck all if they're lower than your body.

[@dickjohnson5025]

@@fmar.8311 Funny how that works!!

[@michaelleskauskas3645]

You mean a camera isn't as effective as a spotter?

[@DoraBea]

5:12 I love how the first thing she says is r u babies ok??

[@many_lives4925]

3:15 oh....thats what happened to my mailbox.

[@tdogaz4114]

That amazon dude needs a raise what a champ

[@CrunchyTire]

He made the error, The cactus didn't move under his butt. We've sunk as a society when people "deserve raises" for their own mistakes.

[@hariprasadr1435]

I ducked for the last ⚾ shot. 😂

[@redbloodytape]

Me too :D

[@DevilsHunters]

Yup

[@__YODA__]

Ohh. You too 😂😂

[@EuckeeRojas]

I saw it coming but didn’t expect the camera person to go down and died

[@hariprasadr1435]

@@EuckeeRojas it was very spontaneous. 😀

[@MichaelCHorler]

0:46 will never stop making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[@dsandoval9396]

6:25 😂😆 LOL! That dude is sweating more than Rick James in front of a bag of coke.

[@ZombieDeathRace]

00:07 I don't think people realize just how utterly dangerous that is, and just how close he was to serious injury ot death.

[@sludge4125]

I think we do.

[@wolftown0387]

5:33 if you lift heavy you know that stare😂

[@The3arthquake]

"Am I dying? Ah shit."

[@BurntSpaggetti]

I dont even know what happened😅😂

[@bRiAn55549]

Glad this channel has had such a great resurgence, used to be a middle school favorite of mine

[@sludge4125]

Great avatar!!! 👍

[@MistyPlaysX]

“Oh thats cool… oh thats new” Killed me😂😂😂

[@vernblack5200]

I’m dying here!!!! The Amazon guy, “that’s cool…that’s new…. that’s in there…” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@elvisknight8619]

"That's not a snake bite....you sat on a CACTUS!!!" Name that flick, hahaha.

[@tomcabrera8223]

City slickers ?

[@TheBennedy85]

Now THIS is what FailArmy used to be!!!! Love it!!!

[@Mac_Omegaly]

Therapist: just remember Fail Army can't hurt you. Fail Army: 7:49

[@thefog7067]

Cactus Anus - One of the most painful type of cactai related injury and not the easiest of places to stick a band aid & that poor dude has gotta sit down for most of his job 😂 Other Amazon Drivers: " You won't Cactus being so careless"

[@guilthedamned1933]

4:52 The guy is unharmed! Of course, he is dead. Tss J/k I don't know.

[@Bakanpoloco]

1:14 when you're using a rolling pin on your dough 😂

[@philosoraptor777]

2:50 Mind reading skills say "I feel violated"

[@descartesthe4ourth605]

😂 literally, she's trying to comprehend what she's just been through

[@dannywade9138]

The girl with the stuff flying outta her nose! 😂

[@maryjogreen1706]

Idk get what happened

[@anime2019master]

That last one with the baseball made me flinch and shut my eyes. Thought I was gonna get hit lmao.😅😅😅

[@PNWTone]

Sameee

[@zvynerocco2402]

That Jeep wanted him so bad it even turned the wheel for a ankle shot 😂

[@silanor248]

That poor Amazon delivery guy 😭 but somehow it's always them. Almost everytime I see them deliver stuff something happens 🤣

[@CrunchyTire]

A TBA driver just doing their job is an achievement on its own.

[@kalemsap7890]

0:30 that happened to me when I was a kid my brother literally drove the car onto my foot Idk why but It didn't even hurt, but the view was kinda shocking I cried because I saw my foot getting smashed by car in a weird position then we made fun of how I cried...

[@daniel_960_]

Probably rubber is soft. And weight is tolerable for a foot. Let a grown man stand on your foot, won’t hurt. A car is probably 3x that.

[@akl4499]

@@daniel_960_ What ? The average guy probably weighs something like 200 to 220lbs, while a car weighs more than 3000 lbs. I don't know how bad your math is, but that's quite a bit more than 3 times.

[@ChristiaanHW]

@@akl4499 the weight of the car you feel when it drives over your foot is way less than the weight of the entire car. a car has 4 wheels and the motor (which ways the most) is often in the front. so the rear wheels only carry (lets say) 35% of the cars weight. that's 17.5% of the entire weight of the car on each wheel. so for a 3000lbs cars that's 3000lbs x 0.175 = only 525lbs. and the tires are soft (mad of rubber) so the weight won't feel as heavy.

[@daniel_960_]

@@akl4499 you know that a car has 4 wheels right

[@danor6812]

I feel for that Amazon delivery guy, but damn that was funny.

[@adron7748]

7:50 never fails to get me

[@80sOutrunFan]

The cactus guy, what a nice guy :D

[@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks]

0:20 What is a "parking brake" 🤷‍♂️ What are "wheel chocks" 🤷‍♂️ What are "brains" 🤷‍♂️ What is a "darwin award" 🤦‍♂️

[@_Skuffed_]

What is a “wheel chalk” 😂

[@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks]

@@_Skuffed_ lol, well, I did get my diploma from 'Barnum and Bailey' 😂

[@bigman7293]

1:07 is exactly why you ALWAYS have a spotter when bench pressing, no matter what. I've seen dudes film themselves dropping the bar on their neck and suffocating. Not a joke.

[@Roadent1241]

How could he not lift it up again to get out when it was already that high? If you can do it once, you can do it again. Or maybe just don't use such heavy stuff?

[@flipflopping]

I have NO PROBLEM laughing at the expense of others..... Can I get a 'hell yeah'?

[@monicab6403]

No but u can get a woop woop!!!!!

[@butterflyperez7925]

Heck yea!

[@misspad7282]

That poor delivery guy with the cactus needles in him rear, they hurt and he remained so cool and calm.

[@martyreking5487]

Poor Amazon guy, he did such a good job hiding the parcel behind the column and handled that cactus so well...give this guy a raise Jeff.

[@MU93N_POW3R]

Damn that one working on truck that rolls away would have been a bad day if that happened with a tire off👀

[@bryduhbikeguy]

The guy that used to deliver our milk died under one of those because of the same stupid error.His was on ramps,and he pulled the driveshaft.They didn't find him for hours.

[@MU93N_POW3R]

@@bryduhbikeguy damn, unfortunately I bet it happens alot, I always remember to pull ebrake and when I'm under a vehicle with wheels off, I always put the wheels under the vehicle for extra safety.👍

[@badger1714]

The dude under the truck is actually pretty smart, if it were me in that situation I woulda been like 'yup, this is my fate'

[@donniev8181]

The foul balls get me every time no matter what!!

[@goodboy3700]

"Somebody call 91 -- We need ambalambs down here! Boy just fell down on the dam pavement.

[@georgemaherjr2290]

If I sat on a cactus that entire clip would have to be bleeped out. That dude is a saint 😳😬

[@Kirikou69200]

6:15 I'm Batman

[@kuntface5]

I can self identify with this more than i can relate to people.

[@elofkjellson3906]

Finally a girl that doesn't start sobbing the moment they realise how bad their hair looks after cutting it. XD She played that really well actually, was a great sport about it.

[@Gielderst]

They have no reason to cry if they have proper hair. It will grow back. Now if you have awful hair like me, trying to grow it long then that's a good reason to be upset. I'm a male and my hair is 6 months into growth. And it's all over the place. Plus i have alot of grey hairs and i'm 26. So no reason for chicks to get upset over their hair.

[@venus_envy]

@@Gielderst Females get criticized for their looks a lot more, and a part of female socialization is that entire worth is placed in how good we look to males, so, uh, no.

[@Gielderst]

@@venus_envy Good point.

[@sofiainthesun]

@@venus_envy true!!

[@sofiainthesun]

@Joseph Baker it looks fine when styled!! Check out my hair in my tiktok!! @sofiathepioneer

[@zam_productions4179]

“Why why why, I cannot stand you!” That killed me lol

[@eddiefok604]

Wise words to the Amazon guy. You really have to double check to make sure "I'm all good" before you sit down 😆

[@DavidHernandez-oi5dy]

What a nice grandpa making sure she didn’t fall haha

[@gamegod36]

Loving the KUTA HANGAN outro 🤣

[@ViralTuber]

4:43 You're supposed to rip it fast as possible, but she did it slow-mo tug-of-war style.

[@bigbitehood1353]

He also moved and it looked like she wasnt ready for that

[@3dgar7eandro]

0:30 that truck literally broke his 🦵 leg well done 👍 KZbin!!!! for allowing people of all ages see how a truck almost kills someone 😂😂👏👏👌👌 just marvelous!!!

[@Mr.Jx.]

0:21 The fact that "Heyyeyaaeyaa" plays in the background makes it hilarious.