People I Hate For No Reason

[@kubebow]

me when the person i hate for no reason does something worth hating them for:

[@ales6305]

😫💦

[@loganwr0ng]

Me with dr disrespect now

[@bruhzzer]

me with drake

[@Gliese710_]

Drake, I’ve been a drake hater for like 3 years lmao

[@necrosterias]

yes

[@Macsleal]

You got it right about Adam Levine. When he came to Chile he treated the crowd like shit and was overall a prick with everyone at the music festival. Now everyone here on Chile hates him and spams his Instagram account with chilean cuisine recipes on the comments of his posts. lmfao

[@sunstardrummer]

😅

[@samuelkurth9676]

Si me fuera a un concierto de Maroon5, lo sería en Chile jajaja

[@tombstone9881]

Zoe kravitz? Creepy towards 14 year Olds zoe kravitz?

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

I fucking love Chile now.

[@kats5613]

I am so happy to hear this (not about Chile, but Adam). I KNEW he was a POS, even as a kid listening to "She Will Be Loved"

[@horse_dog]

at home straight up “crustin” it. and by it, well, let’s just say. my bag.

[@jay4778]

Not to mention Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old when he was in his late 30s and even took her to prom. And it wasn't some publicity thing it was an actual relationship

[@dtanaka869-d]

1738, ay, I'm like hey wussup hello

[@nobitchesandnoriches]

HE TOOK HER TO PROM??? jesus fuck bro thats actually wild

[@laxative_goofy]

and he said the n word

[@nikonordman7624]

​@@laxative_goofy that was Kramer

[@carolincas]

I'm never letting it go

[@goosapalooza]

“It’s not her fault but it is her responsibility” 😭

[@LunaLoveBad6969]

That sent me 😂😂😭😭

[@necrosterias]

HAHA

[@lindboknifeandtool]

It’s her cross to bear. It’s her original sin.

[@colonelblars9126]

you should do a follow up video of people you hate for a very real and specific reason.

[@ohnothepossum]

absolutely lol

[@laxative_goofy]

how much you wanna bet he would say fred durst and ronnie radke lol

[@colonelblars9126]

@@laxative_goofy mine are Anthony Kiedis (Baton Rouge 1994), Rick Rubin (for buying that stupid haunted house and getting a bunch of bands into occult garbage), and P Diddy (for blowing up Kid Cudi's car right after he put out Man on the Moon, the shock of seeing his vehicle blow up sent Cudi into a spiral and none of his follow-up albums have been as good). My favorite American performer is Al Jolson. The Jazz Singer is a cinematic masterpiece.

[@necrosterias]

yes pls

[@Shade.85]

5:44 "...looks both homophobic and gay at the same time" was somehow so painfully accurate, it had me howling!!! 😅

[@helmethead3002]

Might just be the first pic but you can't tell me she doesn't look like Seth MacFarlane

[@Ryhan_Beard]

Met Matthew Lillard a few years ago at a convention and can confirm he's a very good dude. Went around high fiving every person who was waiting in line for photo ops.

[@z0mborg8]

Finding out about how supportive Danny Devito was to Mara Wilson when her mom got sick and passed away from cancer when they were filming Matilda cemented him as an incredibly good dude. Treated her like family, let her stay with him and his wife when her mom was in the hospital, and let her mom watch an early copy of the movie before it was officially finished and released so she could see it before she died.

[@soggyfroggy22]

That’s so sweet 🥹

[@moonstoneidol3342]

Danny Devito hit on my boyfriend's mom at a party and she told him off hard because he was being a creep lmfao.

[@wojtekjaja]

seinfeld the show was fucking amazing, but not because of jerry, because of larry david's writing, and jason alexander, julia louis dreyfous, and michael richards acting

[@sentientbeerhat340]

This is the correct answer. You could also tell when Jerry is only in a scene to help prop up the other comedians for a killer bit and they'd hit it out of the park, especially in the later seasons. Despite the douchebag Seinfeld has turned into I'll always have love for the original series because of all the other amazingly talented people who had a hand in creating it.

[@DumbTacoBeast]

I always skip his standup bits at the beginning of the show.😂

[@rticle15]

Let's not forget that when Jerry was almost forty, his girlfriend was seventeen and in high school. That's why he never touches that subject.

[@TheCamSays]

Him not liking the CarFax Fox just opens a venom that I’ve been having lately for auto insurance mascots in general. Sure, they’re some of the more “not boring” commercials on TV but the mascot is either punchable for being annoying or boring in general. Like, it’s one of THOSE things where you watch for long enough, you just want them to go away or to just punt them into a pit of spikes.

[@LuckyBones77]

I wrote my master’s thesis on an online phenomenon/community that, unfortunately, had a running meme with that fox. Not even a good meme, it wasn’t iterative or transformative, everyone was just making the same pun simultaneously. Yes, he was fleeting amongst the thousands of social media posts I analyzed. But in-real-time, I spent an ENTIRE DAY manually deleting the goddamn mascot from my data set due to repetitiveness/lack of relevancy. there’s no logic to my hatred, but two years later, it persists and burns just as strongly tl;dr same bro

[@nwerd7584]

thats very furry-phobic and we cant have that, modern times arent based.

[@bilethumper1912]

everytime i look for a recipe w/o an adblocker those toilet paper bears are always there hogging all the screen space, even recipes w a lot of fiber. im gonna stop wiping bc of them

[@sethphillips5831]

Idk I like the gecko

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

Being boring in GENERAL??? did you know the general could save you on your car insurance? He's also a war criminal.

[@Vincent1808]

People who call Willem Dafoe "William Dafoe" would probably make my list

[@fudgemonkeyz69]

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Willem Dafoe’s first name is William.

[@giovanac4820]

Camila cabello for me. Even before i knew about the racism i just couldnt look at her face without getting mad

[@The_Horse-leafs_Cabbage]

The "people I actively root for" section brought a smile to my face. Albeit with a tinge of sadness for Robin Williams-- it's been nearly 10 years, but part of me still hasn't gotten over it.

[@dlvnmedia]

I get that - met him a few times just walking around here in San Francisco and he was genuinely just a very sweet guy who loved talking about comic books he was loving at the moment. The other death I have not gotten over is Bowie - that one hurt and still does honestly.

[@morbidhime]

I can't get over him and Mary Kay Bergman.

[@berryjunmill9029]

I hated that Disney shoved sterling knight in my face. bc he looked like both an old man and a baby which confused and scared me

[@Delaneyisbraindead]

HELP 😭😭

[@swarler]

he looks like Martin Short in Clifford

[@SpectralMagnolia]

This is so valid. I think a lot of people try to justify their dislike of certain celebrities by accusing them of being Problematic™ (regardless of how true that may be) but it's perfectly fine to just not like certain people. You don't have to like everyone you know?

[@ashtmslf2315]

The big day was so bad it made people turn on chance's entire discography lmao

[@calchurchill2730]

Yeah, his first two mixtapes were insanely good!

[@x_VineM_x]

​@@calchurchill2730Right? I dont think bro ever listen to "Acid Rap" .

[@babybun8218]

The funny thing about Vanessa Hudgens, she's from my hometown, the side of town she's from is known as the part of town with all the rich a-holes are, I've always held her in contempt

[@Jabberwocky112]

Its crazy they cast Ashley Tisdale as the “mean girl” in high school musical simply cause she’s blonde when really Vanessa Hudgens is the personification of mean girl theatre kid

[@sashaschutze8352]

BABE WAKE UP CRUSTBAG MADE A NEW VIDEO

[@nuggetstew4380]

Holy shit we made the same comment thats a W

[@sashaschutze8352]

@@nuggetstew4380 aww hell yeah lol

[@sashaschutze8352]

@@Gael_the_Dread average crustbag watcher = virgin confirmed fr

[@bilethumper1912]

babe didnt wake up until i told her the bot commented on crustbag's new video

[@abbytu5906]

My dad hates the geico gecko with a passion. Will literally change the channel when he appears 😭

[@soggyfroggy22]

I love the geico gecko 🦎😂

[@its712pm]

😂

[@junolysses]

if you really do need a reason to hate iggy azalea other than her just giving off bad vibes, she has a considerable and constant track record of making weird racially insensitive tweets about black and brown people (and gay people too) and also thought beyonce using the word "becky" in a demeaning way was somehow racist to white people. it was so much she got pulled from a playing a pride festival show 😬

[@amphitheatre]

1st half: amanda palmer 2nd half: personally, the way violent J has turned a corner the last few years is really uplifting

[@Schlagageul]

What did Amanda do?

[@amphitheatre]

@@Schlagageul nothing. the topic is "for no reason"

[@ddirtylarry]

I was just listening to Amanda Palmer 😭

[@morbidhime]

i like her music but she looks like she smells bad

[@randomnerd3402]

Just finished up the Adam Levine part. Which reminds me that he did an awful cover of Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Yes this actually exists, it's on KZbin. It may be AI generated but there's really no telling considering Adam's nails-on-chalkboard voice.

[@LauraOvTheePsychicYouth]

No it's real

[@FilledClown]

Here in Brazil, the Wayans family is EXTREMELY popular, it's almost impossible to go a day without seeing their faces on TV. White Chicks is certainly the film that has been shown the most here.

[@jaketeks]

literalmente

[@crackow9258]

Definitely continue this style of video, I love the way you deliver and edit these kinds of things

[@crustbag]

Low effort videos will be few and far between, but I definitely plan on doing more when I get an idea that calls for it!

[@bulletproof1519]

Every time i see Dolly Parton in an interview, i am just always rooting for her. She just always makes me feel good and has done so much good for people! I don't even like Country Music but i will always root for Dolly to succeed!

[@morbidhime]

love her she's such a sweetheart

[@Jabberwocky112]

I would legitimately die for Ke Huy Quan to have eternal happiness.

[@kevinabraham9502]

People I hate for no reason. Crustbag: you know what I mean? Me: I do know what you mean, crustbag

[@Rosterized]

I never really "got" the whole thing dr disrespect was going for. Not necessarily saying I hated the guy because hate is a strong word but after the whole PDF file thing got out now I have a genuine reason to hate him

[@claytonmitchell5685]

His persona seemed like it was kind of about being a dick. So I never liked him either. And when his Twitch ban went down a few years ago, I guessed back then that it was for the thing it ended up being for. Eventually when part of his brand became just being Republican, that sealed the deal 😂

[@vixenkushu564]

same

[@joevampire]

Okay, Johnny Appleseed is a weird character who I only found out was actually real a few years ago. I thought he was basically like Paul Bunyan. But apparently he got super rich establishing these orchards and nurseries for people who were going to emigrate to those already cultivated areas. He also planted apples that could only really be used for making cider so the people moving to that land could still get drunk like a wild west Dionysius. But he was also a weird missionary so, yeah... But I feel like you missed Steve Buscemi and John Goodman as people to root for for no reason.

[@CrunchyElia]

I genuinely believe the only people who hate Jennette McCurdy are very, very miserable women who were high school bullies

[@syzygy2464]

"people I hate for no reason" - this is the most 90's kid vibe video ever. I feel like I've had this same conversation back in highschool in 1996 with my best friend/band mate.

[@rdzu834]

Tbf Crustbag is basically Jimbo Jones anyway so this cements it.

[@Greasymetalhead420]

I love how hard it was for him to be mean 😭😭

[@raccoon_bones]

literally so excited to watch this- that TITLE I KNOW WHAT U MEAN

[@sixty2612]

I feel this way about the new Jake from State Farm. The original Jake was more relatable.

[@714GriM]

😂😂😂 yes!

[@m00nrac00n]

"Having a face that looks like they hate poor people" is such a thing. Many such cases.

[@ScubaX29]

"Jerry Seinfeld " Me: *stands up and claps*

[@killused90]

"John Lithgow has a great villain face" Now I feel like going back to watch Dexter season 4. One of the best performances I've seen on a TV series.

[@palethreshold]

Sterling Knight is like a cleaned up version of you. Give that guy a Schecter.

[@JeanMarceaux]

"Who let Chances the Rapper become a musician?" Fantano. He gave, and he took away.

[@CerealKillerBoy100]

I would have added Jerry Trainor to the rooting section, but I have a reason to root for him. Unsung hero for protecting his younger iCarly castmates from Dan Schneidophile.

[@MrLaryece]

Your thing with Maria Menounos is mine with Jeff Goldblum. He is _everywhere_

[@MasteroftheLollipops]

I LOVE HIGH QUALITY CRUSTBAG CONTENT

[@sireffortlessgarbage7922]

Dude is there such thing as low quality Crustbag content?

[@dansnyder82]

I get the sentiment, but dude, Johnny Appleseed planted a bunch of apple trees that were good for making hard cider. Not as boring of a story as you might think

[@paintedangels]

on my knees begging for more merch … I finally went to go get some & it’s all sold out t_t great video though!! love the low effort ranty stuff it’s always fun

[@ashsgarden1811]

Steve Buscemi and Willem Defoe are two actors i’m always happy to see when they show up.

[@deanrazor9023]

I’ll go and see a movie purely because Willem is in it lol

[@breebee6196]

I like that you are humble even when speaking about negatives and ended the video on a positive note, not many youtubers do that these days

[@marcusduran4399]

Your videos are literally the best! I’d like to add Jon Bernthal and Cate Blanchett to the list of good celebs, I simply get good vibes from them

[@eatdoritoyum]

Cate Blanchett pisses me off after I saw her in the interview with Margot Robbie talking about Margot liking metal music

[@marcusduran4399]

@@eatdoritoyum oh dang, I’m gonna have to watch that

[@ashhose1753]

2:09 When I worked at guitar center, Sterling knight came in one night and asked to record a video in our guitar tech's locked, empty office. When i told him customers couldn't go in there he got pissed and demanded to speak to a manager. We were about to close, so I only had a sales lead with me at the time. I get the sales lead and Knight starts complaining that I was rude right in front of me, tries to argue with me because I wouldn't let a customer into an employee-only space and continued to demand an empty room to record in. my lead was a pretty nice guy who didn't wanna deal with it so he appeased Knight and let him record in an empty lessons room. lemme just say btw I didn't recognize this dude as that actor at all. looks totally different now. it wasn't til my sales lead came back and said "hey I think thats the dude from that old Disney movie" that i even realized. Guess that's why he acts like that. When he comes out from recording his video, he's smug as hell. He just NEEDED to record a video in an empty room in a guitar center. Sterling Knight, if you ever see this, you're a loser. A grown man, washed up loser who felt the need to yell at a retail employee who literally watched you on television as a small child. @crustbag ur videos r epic, especially loved the one u did on moral panics. now u got a real reason to hate this guy

[@vixenkushu564]

i hate when people act rude towards employees for no reason. imo they are the worst type of people on earth.

[@romanwilderness]

Love the chill vibe vids my dude, it's nice to have a lil crusty snack in between the bigger projects.

[@eliasjungherr4861]

You should watch the series "raising hope" if you haven't already as it features a bunch of the actors you love for no reason and it's genuinely funny!

[@notall2gether]

I had a crush on the first blond guy as a kid, loved him in Disney's Starstruck tbh he's a decent singer

[@livohmygod]

holy gosh crustbag posted

[@contestleader2721]

I love how the only two roles I've seen John Lithgow in are Lord Farquaad and then the BEST ANTAGONIST IN DEXTER WHO IS SO EVIL IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE THAT THE TWO CHARACTERS SHARE AN ACTOR

[@jessica23claire]

he's hilarious in Third Rock from the Sun as well!

[@cabbagefacebeardall3998]

One actor I love that doesn't seem to get the recognition I feel like he deserves is Sean Williams Scott. He played Stifiler in American Pie and was also in Goon, Role Models, and The Dukes of Hazzerd. He is one I'm always rooting for if I see him in anything

[@codeinexrist]

the car fax fox thing reminded me of my deep inconsolable hatred for the geico gecko

[@theaspiration]

I back you on Danny Devito 100%. Hell yeah, Danny!

[@AEGIPAN101]

I once had a chat with the guy who plays Skinny Pete, Charles Baker. He's a super lovely guy who's very talented and passionate about his craft. I'm rooting for him!

[@Spegrogy]

Dave Grohl just seems like a really nice and cool guy, especially in his Hot Ones interview, also,John Oliver and Keith David are actors that make me squeal whenever they pop up in a show or movie or video game, same goes for Nick Offerman now as for people I hate, I am a Division One Machine Gun Kelly hater, and I don’t even have a real reason, you know the feeling of when you put on socks and they’re wet? That’s how Machine Gun Kelly makes me feel

[@Twink6629-lg3te]

People are shitting on Dave Grohl now lol. That didn’t age well

[@Moho_braccatus_]

Oof, this one aged like milk. He's not an unredeemable monster, but a baby out of wedlock while married isn't exactly great. Again, I don't think he's evil or anything, just flawed.

[@Spegrogy]

@@Moho_braccatus_honestly I’ve never really cared about the whole controversy, to me it feels like an issue between him and his family I don’t agree with what he did but it’s not that big of a deal to me personally

[@Leftyenby]

Every time Adrian Brody appears in something, I go nonverbal >w< Amazing vid ^^ Very low-key and was a very joyous watch :3

[@elvertia6374]

youre too nice of a person dude, love how hard you tried to justify your hatred and felt the need to balance the energy out with that last part

[@juancarlosgonzalez800]

Dude your content is dope, i like metal related stuff and humor, and you pull it off quite well.

[@pumathurman]

ah yes, jim parsons, the human dreamworks face

[@MariaOderso]

I really enjoyed the positive twist^^

[@CemeteryGates17]

John Lithgow did play a villain very successfully, in season 4 (I think?) of Dexter. It was a marvelous performance, the range that guy has is incredible.

[@galactic-hamster7043]

He also voiced lord farquaad! A fact I didn't know until literally this year! He's such a cool actor with a lot of range and like even if you don't know who he is you've definitely seen him in something

[@Davvg]

I feel so blessed every day that the people I hate for no reason keep turning themselves for people I hate for a reason, and really validating me as an individual EDIT: Maria Menunous is notable to me for being constantly in video ads on gas pumps in my area where she shills her crunchy granola mom, woo filled, "these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease"-ass wellness podcast and RIP Leslie Nielsen

[@mc.gemstone]

I was worried who was gonna show up on the list but half of the people you mention that you didn't like I have never heard of before, some I did recognise though. But I do really like the ending part always appreciate videos ending on a positive note.

[@voidofhope6259]

Leslie Nelson has been one of me and my brothers favorite actors ever since I saw The Naked Gun… my god that shit is funny

[@DanPantzig]

One of the best compliments I ever received was a friend telling me "I was watching Eugene Mirman's standup act and he reminded me of you".

[@ForestWizardLookingForPotion]

Robert Pattinson giving good vibes is so accurate! Another guy i'd like to add to that list is Jason Lee, just seems super grounded and likeable

[@jennabeeee]

“she looks like she hates poor people, which is not her fault, but it is her responsibility” i fell to the floor that was so funny

[@sticktheperson]

i’m so happy he said maria menounos. she seems sweet but her laugh being everywhere irks me

[@insomnial8153]

"now it's gonna be about people I actively root for for no real reason" *proceeds to list out why you like those people* anyway i appreciate the positivity at the end

[@alfonsalenius2482]

Dude this is such perfect timing. You should've included jpegmafia in the Yitler picture because he's been pissing me off so fucking bad recently

[@Schlagageul]

What did he do aside from still supporting Yitler?

[@ThomasWake1]

He’s just kind of a troll

[@understanding77]

Stay in the crib with your gamer pass

[@alfonsalenius2482]

@@Schlagageul he's being annoying about it on twitter lol he said he loves working with Kanye and said "I can't wait for people to judge my music based on who I associate with and not what it sounds like" YOU ASSOCIATE WITH A NAZI BROOOOOO

[@alfonsalenius2482]

@@noname-fk6rs the Freddie Gibbs shit was so tragic lol

[@mikeclark8410]

"Him making his dumb face made me grow."

[@pogsmusic]

i was watching the band logo video then i got a notification that you posted 🤧

[@ThomAvella]

with chance the rapper's discography you just had to be there. ever since his awful debut album, people have forgotten that his mixtapes were pretty good. i have so many memories from 2015-2018 associated with acid rap and coloring book, songs from those tapes made it onto everyone's college party playlists at the time

[@ThomasWake1]

I feel the same way about Timothee Chalamet and Tom Holland both just piss me off and are extremely overrated. Now Daniel Day Lewis? That’s an actor I can get behind

[@maximilianschmid9890]

"...pantschabillittj tov hissz faesc, fach, that got mj tschaklrs..oj, that's graet."

[@mmentho6575]

Jim parson is like toby Maguire's Spiderman without the powers.

[@Oberdude]

Dude ik this is unrelated but you gotta make more posters. Like the last ones you made were awesome and I would love to see more.

[@pineapplesunited2358]

where is the "who up crusting they bag" comment?

[@theaussiebrit]

"Jillian Bell looks both homophobic and gay at the same time, and something about that cognitive dissonance bothers me" has got to be one of the best insults I've ever heard

[@solitarynightt]

ALWAYS AN AMAZING DAY WHEN YOU POST

[@heavymetalmusicmanor]

Every time this dude post It literally makes my day

[@lemonscented7703]

how do you take the most insane premises and pitch them in the most wholesome and agreeable manner

[@CoffinReaper2006]

I swear to god if I see another comment that says something like “Who up crusting they bag” or “babe wake up new crustbag video dropped” I’m going to go insane

[@ur_mother_123]

who up crusting they bag

[@x_VineM_x]

Human bots are weird and awful 🤷‍♂️

[@CoffinReaper2006]

@@x_VineM_x it’s just as bad as those kids who comment “bros too majestic to get cancelled” on KZbin shorts

[@ur_mother_123]

@@x_VineM_x sorry, I like being annoying 💀

[@nuggetstew4380]

BAKE WAKE UP NEW CRUSTBAG VIDEO (there is no babe I do not have a gf)

[@ericthebat7530]

This video is so important to me. Why are we not allowed to be haters anymore

[@Sulomor_BM]

two crustbag vids less than a month apart?? best day of my life

[@JacksonB-cq7nb]

Based trist pfp

[@Sulomor_BM]

@@JacksonB-cq7nb hell yea

[@xneurianx]

You mentioned two lists in this video. I also have those two lists. You are on one of them. . . . . (It's the good one, I am rooting for you)

[@ConvincingPeople]

On the side of positivity, the people I semi-irrationally root for are Steve Buscemi, Aya Hirano, Jon Moxley, Vince Staples and the late great Angela Lansbury; on the side of negativity… you mentioned Adam Levine, and I really can't argue with that one, but on a music and persona level, it's hard to overstate my visceral loathing of both AJR and Jax. I just can't. Something is off there and it skeeves me out.

[@giddycadet]

i don't know anything about wendy williams except for her "the killer" bit, which I think is absolutely hilarious even if she's being serious. I never want to learn a bad thing about her

[@crucifyivara]

Characters i hate: Dobby the elf, those california raisins, and this oddly specific mouse from a short indie animation featuring the song you sexy thing by hot chocolate. It gets killed by a mouse trap in the end though.

[@crucifyivara]

Also that potato knishes thing from that weird youtube channel. I remember when it was going viral and it filled me with rage.

[@Doorframe-c2i]

Sterling knight reminds me of a kid in knew in elementary school that was dead ass named "Chainey Shields"

[@jackputnam9146]

Sarah Silverman? The lady supporting genocide...?

[@bigsauce1116]

Harry Styles is S tier in this category. For me.

[@azure.embers]

who up crustin they bag rn

[@bilethumper1912]

@pineapplesunited2358 here

[@houseofthewretched]

I love ur usernane

[@neverendinglute3125]

Jack black is ironically on my list of people I hate for ‘no reason’ (I’ve got minor reasons.. I hate his voice I hate his mustache I hate how overhyped he is Also I didn’t like that he took a role clearly meant for someone Latino but like at the same time the movie still would’ve sucked) The only other person I know who just hates him is my husband, everyone else tends to really like him. I don’t get it. He has the voice of someone who likes to complain about women AND a cartoon crony

[@neverendinglute3125]

Note: I’m an og hater and have hated him since he was the kids choice awards host the first time and I was like 7

[@Jerrid_86]

I also think he's annoying and not funny at all

[@Illumirage]

"Meant for a Latino". Okay... This man's white skin is triggering me right now....

[@Pepino_Leonardo]

if you need a reason, he supports autism speaks

[@csansby1]

He's also an Autism Speaks supporter, and argues with autistic people about them

[@revkun]

I agree the carfax fox should become a fine scarf but also like hell yeah I love Fred durst dude seems so chill and funny