Trying The WEIRDEST Amazon Products

Love trying new stuff! I might actually keep some of these, and some I will probably burn lol. Let me know if you want me to try turning myself into anything/anyone else!
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[@kallmekris]

Thanks for watching guys!! ❤ just noticed I said my clothing store is open, but we sold out! New drop coming soon though 😊 Appreciate you!

[@Bimma2512]

Hello i love you and your videos

[@Pastdark431]

Yay a new drop definitely will be buying!

[@ThatSlayCat]

Can’t wait for the new drop!!

[@demicelest8819]

I wish I can buy your merch but I cant 😢

[@Ilikeartandstuff]

I love your channel! 💗💖💕 I’ll look at the new drop!

[@alexandragosser9989]

This whole video was a trip. Jennifer Coolidge cameos, boyfriend reveal, self defense lessons, life lessons. Can always count on Kris for a well rounded video

[@deafengineer]

Don't forget the shit balls

[@kallmekris]

the chaos is strong with this one lol

[@deafengineer]

@@kallmekris Girl, watch out, talking with these random guys in the comments. What will "Pill Lauw" think. You just got together.

[@austinkuchar7125]

@@kallmekris One heck of a Video

[@Emma34795]

😊

[@spanishgray]

I died when she tried the lip sucker and the fake tatas, those are the most bizarre products I've seen for "improving" self-image. Just hilarious 😂😂😂

[@briannamaki8007]

It reminded me of Monsters Inc the movie

[@uncrustable9923]

yeah lmao, I'm sure the boobs were for trans guys or some shit 😂

[@tonkahanah5890]

Those big boobs are.. well maybe people are buying them for self image improving, but they're primarily for cosplaying/movie costume stuff, specifically if you're a person with small breasts or no breasts and wish to cosplay a character with very large breasts. You'll usually see it used with characters that has an accessory or clothing that can hide around the neck where the fake skin ends.

[@badsanta7356]

What's her onlyfans

[@spanishgray]

@@briannamaki8007 The scream extractor! Gwhahah great memory 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Samgi471]

14:33 GeT oUt mI wAy SoN is the best part. kris always makes our day and make us laugh i love her sm

[@TMFSongJournal]

This part I always end up die hard laughing at. The Irish accent! The big fake tits sticking out! The run! "GeT out Me WaY sOn!"

[@Max-eh5fk]

4:28 that "hello there" was perfect

[@NoodleKai007]

"GET OUT ME WEY SON" had me absolutely rolling. Any bit that triggers the asthma coughing laugh is a win in my book, and this 100% had me hacking up a lung. You videos always put a smile on my face, and this one is definitely no exception!

[@sethbessinger2025]

Jay’s editing and Kris’ comedic genius make a great combo!

[@Mush6621]

The way kris can change her voice like 'hello there 💅 ' to something completely different 😂😂

[@Milo-furytherian]

“Rinse your it off before you put your mouth on it👍🏻” Jonnie from Jake&Jonnie: that’s what people say about… my winer 👐🏻🤭

[@LooLoo-gu2tm]

Ye

[@randomstuff5462]

Kris never fails to make me feel dirty minded 😂

[@Bluie714]

Exactly

[@MRDELL619]

Exactly 😂😂😂😂

[@stellawolf3142]

Same, lol

[@crystalclear289]

same lol

[@michaelstone2340]

That's cause this woman is dirty minded. Adorable, hilarious and talented, but also a mind that lives in the gutter. TL:DR wife material.

[@SoniasWay]

Her humor and Jay’s editing is a great combo

[@jaxondarr8502]

Facts

[@DaStuffie]

fr

[@mayazaragoza5467]

The fucking shit balls!

[@claireelizabeth1998]

14:31 (Scottish accent) “Get out me way son!!” Haha 🤣🤣

[@KittycatgirlMoon-jb3xt]

the "get out mi way son!!!" Got me laughing so hard I COULDN'T breathe!!!

[@missdorah9717]

Jay and kris needs an award for making our day 100 time better!!

[@m4dieo]

I they she did get an award, I don't remember

[@mollywilson5092]

I love how kris is so chaotic and we love her for it. She’s an entire mood.

[@Olivialovesfelixskz]

"Never use protection, I mean I mean. Rewind back." "Always use protection" 😂😂😂

[@interestedsender9440]

She makes me laugh out loud.. woke the house up... she's a hoot!!

[@EmJJ86]

Note to self: don’t eat dinner while watching Kris trying random Amazon products, higher chances of choking will occur. 😂😂

[@abigailcreech4389]

yes and pause the video if you're going to take a sip of water I learned that the hard way 😂

[@anahicoronatheseungberry]

Im eating food!

[@BadBish-ps2id]

i showed one of her videos to my sister and she spat her drinks on my face🥲

[@lunette5080]

Frrr 🤣

[@allanijeffers4419]

Pov: your eating dinner rn (totally not eating dinner right now 😬)

[@Artemis211]

Jay is literally an editing genius 😂

[@lindsayestrella9959]

@@LongAssUsernamesAreForNerds omg yeah its tori!!!

[@jillianhinckley8388]

I was thinking this this whole video lmao … he needs a raise lol

[@Artemis211]

@@lindsayestrella9959 ❤👏👏👏

[@hoshireed77]

Close... a genius would have included a blurred clip from the British series "Curfew" when she talked about flopping around a "dingling".

[@Too_Tired-_-]

14:34 “Get out me way son” got me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@eastfrisianguy]

A friend of mine had an exchange student from China in his shared apartment for a short time during his studies, a very nice lady, but very shy and quiet. One day he came into the kitchen, heard something buzzing in the hallway and she was sitting there at the kitchen table using this mouth-sucking thing. He was in tears laughing and so was she, it was just too funny and maybe a little disturbing 😂😂

[@Hoosier1211]

I just want to say thank you to Kris(and Jay), for spending time with us, and bringing a few more smiles into the world.

[@dragonspirefanart]

Kris deserves an Oscar for this acting at 13:23 Love you so much!

[@quanmach3887]

"Die human"

[@ClaraJ456]

9:16 Pete got his revenge 😂

[@JinapherShakur]

The mouth exercise device is the funniest damn thing I've ever seen! Lol

[@parkashrathore9909]

Her humor and jay's editing is a great combo

[@IDontKnowYou..]

It's majestic

[@ITS_SUMMER_AND_TALLY]

The floss at the end!😂😂

[@normawright6208]

10:39 my mom has the blue one and she uses it for yoga and when she doesn’t feel good. 👍

[@Conversandbaggyjeans]

I love how Kris can take the time to make a chaotic intro yet compliment us at the exact same time 😭Love you Kris!🫶🏼💜💜

[@gracieluke]

Kris add that song to Spotify I need it

[@Conversandbaggyjeans]

@@gracieluke Fr I need it on my playlist

[@sri_143]

I can't remember the last time I laughed so much 🤣🤣 kris is truly a gem and must be protected at all costs ❤️❤️

[@lejindaryjams]

💯

[@Nicole_is_slay]

8:10 "who doesnt need meat claws" had me dieing

[@artazanoor7668]

The part where the pillow boyfriend constricts is just hilarious. 🤣🤣

[@sabihakazmizohair5961]

can we just appreciate the fact she compliments her in every video , it makes me feel so much better every time

[@kallmekris]

yay

[@benjaminvanderwalt3001]

@@kallmekris and you deserve all our support and I want you to know that u are a blessing from the gods

[@amymitchell264]

@@benjaminvanderwalt3001 Its so true ❤

[@benjaminvanderwalt3001]

@@amymitchell264 I'm glad u agree

[@vegboylokesh7778]

No we can't

[@AJTho]

14:19 The wheezing got me 😂🤣

[@Countryhumans625]

Respect to Jay and Kris for being such a good team

[@Stardust.56]

The “ Get out me way son!” At 14:33 was to much 😂

[@Ttmonsters]

God I love Kris’ laugh it’s so contagious

[@KITTY8752]

At the start of the vid your BEAUTIFUL! your BEAUTIFUL! 😂

[@yaffa2099]

Kris needs to make a new character with that last product 🤣

[@kayleenrivera6073]

Fr

[@zoeyballiger881]

BLOW THIS UP

[@l._._Ren_._.l]

Hehe likes are at 69

[@Keira009]

​@@l._._Ren_._.l omg 😂😂😂 really?

[@bonniepaora8664]

yesssss hahaha, or give one of her currents a b00b j0b

[@theheartfamily9877]

"sTaP nOt In FrOnT tHe PeOpLe" a few seconds later "STOP STOP" " AHHHHHH" 😂

[@QuesoCheeseeeee]

“If I went to war I’d go ####’s first😂😂😂😂

[@allisson136]

can always count on kris to help make eating food more interesting

[@keithwetton1937]

Hehe😅

[@OliveDraws]

Let’s appreciate the people who appreciate Kris for appreciating us.

[@seppeadriaansen289]

I appreciate that :)

[@luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucy]

Let’s appreciate the people who appreciate the people who appreciate kris for appreciating us

[@OliveDraws]

Let’s appreciate the people who appreciate the people who appreciate the people who appreciate kris for appreciating us.

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Appreciation accepted haha 👌👍

[@Kexleyyy]

“GeTt OuT Me WaY sOn” I laughed so hard 😂ur the best Kris

[@chloecanavan925]

THE FACE AT THE LIPS HAHHAHAHHAHAHA

[@KrisCollinsFan]

I love how entertaining Kris is and how she always relates to everyone, she’s truly an amazing person!! We love and appreciate Kris so much!! ❤

[@andrewmangano3618]

These bot channels are rediculous

[@philscraftcorner]

Ah Kris. You are a gift to this world. Never change

[@nyasiagorases]

is it just me or when she laughs it sounds like a segull, cause that shi made me wheeze!!

[@k1ttykatx3]

the fact that today is star wars day- ‘may the 4th be with you’

[@katerinamckechnie2513]

"Rinse it off before u put ur mouth on it" classic kris 👌👌👌

[@ykpatience_25]

12:59 she really got us the first half

[@navaritism]

Literally..the first half

[@mayara_velasquez]

kris: stretches the fake tongue and get slapped in the nose also kris: proceeds to try it again

[@dogmaster_478]

"get out me way son"😂

[@kashakellar]

"I'd just come at him, full force" Scottish Kris, "get owt me way son" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OneDirectionforever.]

I'm just in love how she compliments us even if our hair is a bombastic mess and her laugh it's just pure contagious I'm in love ❤

[@OneDirectionforever.]

AHH I'm so happy @kallmekris you liked my comment you made my whole evening amazing I can sleep at ease I love you

[@hi.9218]

Hi

[@OneDirectionforever.]

@@hi.9218 hi

[@abbsgolden24]

This was probably one of the best videos I’ve watched in a long time. By the end I was so deceased that even Dr. Mike couldn’t have brought me back. Round of applause to Jay for his phenomenal editing and to Kris for just being her chaotic and beautiful self!❤

[@skyhaslam7209]

What is your favorite Dr. Mike video

[@obtusesquare0]

@@skyhaslam7209medical memes 3

[@izzyclaire5980]

@@skyhaslam7209 ik u weren’t asking me but I love his meme reviews.

[@woodside4life]

Dr. Mike would at the very least do CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS.

[@abbsgolden24]

@@skyhaslam7209 my favorite moments are when he is reacting to a medical video and something happens that is medically incorrect and he goes into a five minute rant as to why that would never happen

[@hannahclarke3281]

I highly appreciate the SNORB on the shelf back there. Praise the snorb.

[@ykcalliope]

I luv how in the start in EVERY video Kris gives us a compliment 😂

[@bakaface9728]

Kris just never fails to compliment and the best part is that it’s in her own way 😂

[@NeonAGC]

12:30 I got excited for a second thinking you actually got a boyfriend 😭😭

[@BellaKri27]

I died laughing with that "tatas first" and hit 'em full force 🤣

[@Gracie12150]

Not me legit laying on the same pillow

[@celineroy3363]

Can we just appreciate Kris for going all out for buying all of this and making all of us laugh and smile love you kris

[@lehmamuu4028]

everybody is already appreciating her so cant we talk about something else once

[@laylayshaffer4092]

Hating much, if you want to talk about someone else you usually go to a different persons channel, js (I mean he takes her own money to buy stff expenive at stuff t

[@lehmamuu4028]

@@laylayshaffer4092 no i love kris but im just SO TIRED of seeing these npc comments all over talking about the same exact thing everytime

[@laylayshaffer4092]

@Lehmä Muu well maybe they wanted to buy one of the products & because Kris made this video & spent her money which alot of them cost alot now they don't have to spend the money or will spend the money. & they want to tell her on their own as an individual person they appreciate her cause they are an individual person not speaking for a group of people (they have a right to comment whatever just like you, freedom of speech)

[@lehmamuu4028]

@@laylayshaffer4092 i didnt understand a word but ok

[@manjukumarks]

Kris has a natural talent for engaging her audience and keeping them hooked till the end. I never knew these were there in Amazon until I saw them here and found myself laughing out loud at these crazy products you tried in the middle of my work. Keep up the fantastic work!

[@kallmekris]

[@CatherineLambert-fz7pd]

The tata run attack made me drop my phone I was laughing so hard 😂❤

[@I_love_Myself106]

Kris: I just imagine this is what it’s like to have a dingaling down there. Me: lol

[@Indiandyukon2023]

I love how Kris always compliments us in the video sometimes I just need it.

[@Indiandyukon2023]

Also I feel like my cat is possessed. I just caught her sitting over me just stairing at me.

[@Ilikeartandstuff]

@@Indiandyukon2023 lol, My cats do that to me sometimes

[@faejones6344]

I agree with you so much

[@firelionguurl]

​@@Indiandyukon2023 every one of my 20 animals watch me.

[@RaibowIkeaBag]

14:33 GeT oUt mI wAy SoN is the best part. Kris always makes our day and makes us laugh I love her sm

[@LumiAthenanumberonefan]

frfr

[@Cutie_bat]

That was so funny😂

[@NatureLover89144]

Fr

[@TheDogHouse593]

“ The sashimi strong with this one ”

[@IdentityCrisis-nc7gy]

The best "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL 👹" in history

[@sydneykasahararuns]

12:23 she had me there for a sec-

[@dylansoltis146]

Kris has the best personality I've ever seen and Jay is my favorite editor on youtube. Jay has humor. I straight up died with those wolerine bear claw flashes.

[@ZevoSlimes]

Ya ❤

[@brittanyriley7163]

Yes she does

[@YourAverageMuslimGuy]

13:26 “ *…. Don’t ….. ua…. stop- no stop- pi- UAGGAGGAHHH…* “ 14:30 “ *hey whats up baby’ uahuh uahuh* *gEt OuT mI wAy sOn!* “

[@steveclark6307]

I could not stop laughing at the second one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cassandrastone7297]

This is one of my favorite videos. Kris always kills me with her theatrics. ❤

[@briskled8955]

Can we all just appreciate that Kris might have the most perfect, picture-book-for-dentists-like teeth?

[@Alexa-ly8jy]

Yes we can

[@Jmilillo]

And cheekbones

[@SwathiSasidharan]

Yes

[@KrisCollinsFan]

I don’t know what I would do without Kris! ❤

[@kallmekris]

I don't know what I'd do without you guys

[@ninockastar1]

​@@kallmekris you are inspiration. Please take care of yourself, you mean soo much to us.😢😢😢

[@KrisCollinsFan]

@@kallmekris OMG I love you soooooooo much!!!! ❤️

[@LocalDepressedPerson.]

​@@kallmekris best youtuber (and funniest 😅😂) EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥰❤

[@Robloxeditss1]

“GET OUT ME WAY SON”

[@Serenity_93]

When she ran and said "get out the way son" i laughed so hard.. 😂 had tears running down my face

[@f00l_mxchelle]

I can’t with the fact that Kris slays literally everything, especially the lips… and the humor is very good 😂❤

[@SweetiesSys]

I think this is lowkey Kris’s way of telling us she’s become a serial killer… the mask and the meat claws, and then the lip plumper and the mouth workout thing are torture devices 😆

[@I.pray.to.George.Carlin]

Hmmm I never would of thought of it like that but to each their own lol

[@oliviarhodes3765]

I couldn't stop laughing at the tatas bit

[@perrylankford4269]

Oh,LORT!!! I've gotta get the Wolverine Meat Shredder claws!!🙄👁👁🤣🤣🤣

[@clarinetlove2647]

I literally cannot express how happy watching these videos makes me. I could be having the worst day and this fixes it every time.

[@clarinetlove2647]

The scene with the lip suctioner was giving that one monsters inc scene too

[@EclipseMoon666]

I totally agree!!!

[@DaphneNey]

@@clarinetlove2647 THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@nicolehawksley1261]

Kris: “it will be fine” “Moments later” Kris: “stop it, I said stop, no seriously stop”(she’s just slowly dying inside)

[@SydelleSperle]

I literally died at the Sh!t balls part😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@T_iHeart]

SHE HAD ME FOOLED WITH THE MAN PILLOW 😂

[@lilliinwonderland9877]

Shoutout to Jay, the editing here is absolutely immaculate, as always!

[@SouravSingh-yz6rk]

04:25 is definitely my favourite part of the video.🤣

[@gheata_playz874]

1:14 ma'am...that...is not a mouth exerciser.....that is.....erm....nevermind 😓

[@Beanzz.1]

“Never use protection.” - Kallmekirs 2023

[@parastoomohebkhodaei3918]

the fact that you remember all of those movie references and Jay finds all of them is just impressive

[@NewEnglandPatriotsFan1287]

I can always count on Kris to make me laugh. I hope she realizes how much joy she brings to all of us

[@Egg.05]

yes she is also very relatable

[@NewEnglandPatriotsFan1287]

@@Egg.05 True

[@user-rc4nm4pb8k]

TJ

[@F0REST_P4WZZ]

@@Egg.05ikr

[@ethanbradley7090]

I know

[@Kat_school_lover]

14:19 “this is what this is like”😭😭😭 Lol I love her

[@iridapanagopoulou943]

11:16 I tHiNk I sEe JeSuS I lost it there 😂😂

[@angelic6581]

everyday when im feeling down i watch kris and the compliments she gives light up my day

[@HoneyB93]

Kris is genuinely funny 😂😂 her voice impressions are ELITE

[@user-uq2js9sz5i]

I feel you with the door favorite thing😂

[@user-lb8mp5kn4w]

The beginning was hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@aychu.x]

who else loves when kris compliments us ?

[@sammiekelly8536]

MEH

[@KyleMacLaurin-pe8ct]

It’s a good pick me up after my average day of not many friends and being the target of everything due to my tall ass ginger hair build

[@cottonwolf2891]

Me

[@tonijohnson1449]

@@sammiekelly8536 what do you mean meh!?

[@fairysndhartypotterclub]

me i guess and the little smol plushie can be called mr hermit crab XD

[@arcticfox3878]

9:07 the wolverine cutscene is killing me 😂😂 thank you jay 🙏

[@kvr2014]

Those glasses and jar jar binx 😂😂☠️

[@KristyJensen-qv8ie]

Bro went from humble to homicide😂😂😂😂