pet eating conspiracy explained

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Ashley Gavin

Ashley Gavin

Күн бұрын

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@Renteng
@Renteng 22 сағат бұрын
The “awwhh” after you saying “enough autistic talk” is so damn funny and well timed 😭
@itchy7879
@itchy7879 20 сағат бұрын
I died laughing at that
@Ace-nq4cp
@Ace-nq4cp 3 сағат бұрын
Guess we have to wait for Ryan George to tour now. :(
@megancurtis9502
@megancurtis9502 21 сағат бұрын
My personal favorite was "immigrants are coming from insane asylums" because it's so absurd and incomprehensible that that's something that actually came out of his mouth and not an SNL sketch. Honorable mention to transgender operations on illegal aliens.
@Eza4461
@Eza4461 22 сағат бұрын
Not the “Fuck Iowa” right out the gate 😂😭
@melodyluppino7584
@melodyluppino7584 17 сағат бұрын
"Not every rectangle is a square, but every square is a Haitian eating a cat." So many great lines and super solid jokes in this vid, but this one broke me omg 😂😂😂
@emakesmusic
@emakesmusic 20 сағат бұрын
My favorite thing is that right after the debate I wanted to see what Fox News would make of how it went and a literal quote out of an anchor’s mouth was “I think we’re all just dumbfounded that we are just 2 months away from the election and we still don’t know where Kamala stands on giving illegal aliens trans surgeries in prisons!”
@someonesomehow379
@someonesomehow379 8 сағат бұрын
7:05 omg THIS he's like "no lip gloss that's gay" PROCEEDS to put MAKEUP ON HIS LIPS 💀😭
@bronwynjames70
@bronwynjames70 20 сағат бұрын
Seeing there was a new Ashley Gavin video gave me something to enjoy on what’s so far been a crappy day, thanks for posting!
@HarshKapadia
@HarshKapadia 9 сағат бұрын
Hope you have a better rest of the day and a good day tomorrow!
@finkleycarrot
@finkleycarrot 21 сағат бұрын
really been digging these!
@someonesomehow379
@someonesomehow379 8 сағат бұрын
FRRR
@C8zzzD
@C8zzzD 11 сағат бұрын
Eat YOUR VEGETABLES! 😂😂😂 💀
@kyrasaturn
@kyrasaturn 19 сағат бұрын
hair looking majestic as always ashley! excited to watch, i’ve been loving these
@marybethmatterfis4560
@marybethmatterfis4560 22 сағат бұрын
Ashley, don’t you mean “bale of gay”. 😂
@bripk9598
@bripk9598 9 сағат бұрын
As a gay liberal I concur. Edit: OMFG THE FLAGS. I literally tell people I'm bi instead of pan because the bi flag is pretty. The pan flag is not. Maybe that's shitty. Idgaf. Make the flag prettier.
@WAMilyFamily
@WAMilyFamily 19 сағат бұрын
I'm loving seeing more stand up content on your channel recently. I'd love to see you live one day but this is great in the meantime. PS. Come perform at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
@leticiapires3673
@leticiapires3673 23 сағат бұрын
Ashley i promise i'm not a stalker this was here when i opened the app
@ashlachman5880
@ashlachman5880 22 сағат бұрын
Fuck their corn hahahahaha perfect video to start the day!
@someonesomehow379
@someonesomehow379 8 сағат бұрын
ashley these UPLOADS ARE AMAZING 😭 YOU ARE HILARIOUS DUDE
@Val-rd4lb
@Val-rd4lb 22 сағат бұрын
They should see the zoo. It's one of the best. I used to go when i was little when i lived in NE. Our neighbor worked there so we got in free. Nice.
@stephanielastname8271
@stephanielastname8271 6 сағат бұрын
the way i laughed so hard when she acted out catching a duck! it was just so ridiculous, love the physical comedy
@thedepthandbreadthofseth
@thedepthandbreadthofseth 20 сағат бұрын
Every time I watch something from a lesbian creator, it seems like I get the same ad for cash back from restaurants. And I notice it because the ad starts (and I'm so sorry, but I'm serious) "excuse me, how much do you spend on eating out every month?" 😲🤣 The algorithm is so close to relevance, but so far from ok. 😂
@AnaHelena
@AnaHelena 12 сағат бұрын
Omg these are so great 😂😂 hope to see more!
@SarahVarley-kh6wd
@SarahVarley-kh6wd 6 сағат бұрын
Big fan of the weekly sets being uploaded!!!!!
@Taurus_Butterfly
@Taurus_Butterfly 22 сағат бұрын
I read the title very quickly, I did not see pet eating 🤣
@andiralosh2173
@andiralosh2173 21 сағат бұрын
Fell right into that special interest
@AllyBowe
@AllyBowe 16 сағат бұрын
Mate! This is fuckin gold, can't wait to see you on Sunday! 😂
@yippieskippy2971
@yippieskippy2971 18 сағат бұрын
2:28 Famously so 😂
@veromeeker445
@veromeeker445 19 сағат бұрын
There are problems the governments accurization is completely ass backward for us the people
@MrAbehr
@MrAbehr 8 сағат бұрын
Shit talking the Henry Doorly Zoo is a very aggressive way to start a set in Omaha. Started off real strong with fuck Iowa and then took a hard left turn.
@ashgavs
@ashgavs Сағат бұрын
Hahahah deepest apologies :((((
@MrAbehr
@MrAbehr 4 минут бұрын
@@ashgavs No no need to apologize at all the joke was great. If you can’t take a joke about your hometown then you need to get out more. But the zoo is legit.
@vthib
@vthib 19 сағат бұрын
woo hoo new ash gavs content!
@ttarotkidd
@ttarotkidd 18 сағат бұрын
the autistic bit had me laughing so hard
@Siamotutti161
@Siamotutti161 12 сағат бұрын
I'm always confused the US ppl use Liberal als left in the same sentence. I know I know it doesn't mean the same thing in the USA as it means in Europe but just the first two seconds I always am like "uffff"
@BooksRebound
@BooksRebound 9 сағат бұрын
Even in America, liberal and left aren't the same thing if you actually are a leftist. If you're just a regular shmegular "non-political" person then liberal=left. But if you're politically knowledgeable and on the left, then you know better that libs are basically center right. America just has no real left wing politics that aren't only for aesthetics.
@-Ahri-
@-Ahri- 14 сағат бұрын
Love to see more stand up Content on your channel. ❤
@notorioustori
@notorioustori 2 сағат бұрын
Lol, I'm an Omaha resident but I saw you in Austin back in June. It's true; no one cares about the zoo. 😢 Lmao!
@mackgaddis7501
@mackgaddis7501 17 сағат бұрын
Ashley for president??? 2028???
@someonesomehow379
@someonesomehow379 8 сағат бұрын
omg I would become a us citizen JUST to vote for her 🤭💅 ik it's difficult to become one but for ash I would 😌
@JoDeFranco
@JoDeFranco 22 сағат бұрын
New Jersey has the best corn
@HarshKapadia
@HarshKapadia 9 сағат бұрын
Loved how you tied everything up (haha) at the end with the cat, pussy and handcuffs! Made me laugh hard! 😂😂 It's good to see more of your sets! They're funny and a good time! BTW, it would be good to have subtitles for the audience's remarks, because their volume is too low. I had to rewind the same moment multiple times to try to figure out what they said.
@dahliablade4670
@dahliablade4670 20 сағат бұрын
Im from Omaha Nebraska. I love you so much!
@Taurus_Butterfly
@Taurus_Butterfly 22 сағат бұрын
I agree about the flag being ugly! 🤣
@chillhilld
@chillhilld 8 сағат бұрын
Ashley... so when you started the zoo bit, at some point I thought to myself, "well, if she's asking who, I will!" and I was going to comment that I would now be making this my plan! But then, dear, kind, sweet, woman... you begin the question "who the fuck travels across the country to see a zoo..." and as I am typing my comment, I hear you yell..."if they don't have an autistic kid who is into zoos." Now stumbled, I say to myself, "OKAY, WELL, I AM NOT A CHILD, AND I DO NOT HAVE AN AUTISTIC CHILD! SO, I STILL QUALIFY!!" .... "Okay, an autistic guy whose special interest is zoos; that guy is allowed ." I deleted my comment very quickly...
@ashgavs
@ashgavs Сағат бұрын
Hahahahah enjoy your zoos, no hate from me
@ashgavs
@ashgavs Сағат бұрын
In fact I’ll go with you. I bet you have mad facts
@polyglotornot
@polyglotornot 10 сағат бұрын
amazing lmao
@_asantesana_squashbanana_
@_asantesana_squashbanana_ 21 сағат бұрын
What did they say their special interest was? I'm not from the U.S. lol
Сағат бұрын
She is funny.
@Evo-B.
@Evo-B. 22 сағат бұрын
🔥🔥
@GirliestMammy
@GirliestMammy 13 сағат бұрын
💖
@mialindvall
@mialindvall 18 сағат бұрын
😍😂
@Val-rd4lb
@Val-rd4lb 23 сағат бұрын
Ha. Im here first!!
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