Pete Davidson Stand Up

Jimmy Kimmel Live 2014

[@acvfsd]

Pete "I can't talk to women" Also Pete, dates: Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, and Kaia Gerber.

[@PrincePisces]

That's why he runs through them quick and has that many.... He can't talk to women

[@streamingeagle1]

its called BDE brother

[@texasag6297]

Kate Beckensale is the only bad ass out of all of them...if you don't know how to talk to women its easy to get the others...but kate, I was impressed he pulled that. He did something right with that one.

[@493HZ]

Thats dat money nigga

[@CriticalTreachery]

He's doing comedy right now... you must not have had a dad figure lol

[@elmz1078]

"No I have acne, we can't" My new excuse for everything.

[@rosericorico4980]

Fr

[@letsfindsomepeace9207]

Yo

[@Elizabeth-st4xk]

The way this aged

[@JN-mw2dj]

700th like

[@guapefelipe_instagram5091]

He really funny

[@dollybuttercup9480]

"I moved out of my mom's house, I just turned 20, and uh it's over, I'm not gonna make it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 relatable

[@canaisyoung3601]

Well, apparently he did make it. He's on Saturday Night Live, he was engaged to Ariana Grande, and he's working on the sequel to Suicide Squad. But because of his mental health and self-esteem issues, that's probably not good enough. In any case, he's better off now than he was when he made the joke about his life being over at 20.

[@larrycera9276]

xxGodx yeah I would say he is popular in a culture of imbeciles and sludge. I just watched something on some interview he did with some rap guy and he talked about cutting himself because he’s “sad”. FOH

[@kimmyball4961]

Omg, completely reminds me of my daughter!! Shes 21 and says she hates being an adult!!

[@kimmyball4961]

@xxGodx and........

[@kimmyball4961]

@@larrycera9276 He suffers from PTSD because his firefighter father burned alive on 9/11. Hes also been diagnosed with Bipolar disorder and Borderline personality disorder.

[@insaneenderboss3788]

“Yes I’m a 6 foot 3 Puerto Rican”

[@mdgbam3305]

Insane Ender Boss you got 6’3 likes

[@insaneenderboss3788]

MDGBAM ha

[@antoniopabloquintanilla8145]

I don't get it at all. What's the joke?

[@insaneenderboss3788]

@@antoniopabloquintanilla8145 I don’t get it either I just don’t I don’t even remember if there was a joke at all

[@FolkLaurr]

This dude is just naturally funny. He could be serious and still make people laugh. It's a shame a lot of his skits get cut.

[@Dont_at_me]

Then y r u here

[@Midpackshawty]

I would like your comment but it has 420 likes and I don't want to ruin it

[@danyonf14]

McMeme Supreme same so I'll just like your comment

[@cesarv1637]

@Narf his jokes are dark. he jokes that hes a nobody and he doesn't deserve the fame he has😂

[@vonb.6837]

He made fun of Robin Williams suicide note and said he was glad his dad died on 9/11 on some of his jokes so yah he can be dark

[@thabangmorufane538]

the acne joke floored me

[@angelawilliams8481]

Same lol

[@hasseaouled6032]

"I'm between acnes".

[@crios333]

"Alright son, when the time comes, whip it out and say what we gonna do about that"

[@yxgkhii9920]

Crios just heard it as I read

[@chipperontisamramba]

This was said by Bas Ruten on a tv show in gta.

[@larrycera9276]

This is a Jay mohr line from twenty year old O and A show

[@akkalakakalakka]

Bas Rutten

[@grymoda]

As a Puerto Rican, we happily claim Pete Davidson as one of us with open arms.

[@davidneumann2705]

Grÿmoda 009 you can have him cause us gringos don’t want him! His 15 minutes of fame are over . He should move to Puerto Rico actually great idea mi amigo! Viva la Pete en tu’ Puerto Rico!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah lah lah lah lah lah

[@kayleew8028]

90sKidDCN bro shut up

[@brandongriffiths9611]

@@davidneumann2705 Bro he has a movie coming out

[@Sarahsmokes777]

90sKidDCN u say but he’s literally coming out with a new movie

[@bigbethymusic9797]

I agree

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodLawyer]

“What are we gon’ do about this” OMG 😂😂

[@zacharykoedyker3978]

Ol' boy straight sounded like Denzel to. I spit drink out. Lmao.

[@maburaho347]

Had me rollin'

[@MadisonFalco]

I died😂

[@91Laurens]

His left eye feels the blunt more than the right

[@JizzFloat]

And his left nut feels your chin more than his right one.

[@anioku_4375]

*I would of find this funny if he didnt have crohn disease-*

[@miguelsalgado9940]

Mint Berry Crunch man I cried for 15 minutes reading your comment 😂😂

[@JizzFloat]

@@miguelsalgado9940 and i took a shit for 15 minutes after writing it.

[@JizzFloat]

@@anioku_4375 and I would find you funny if you didn't have ass burgers.

[@jackkeenan_]

*I hate when people say that “nobody knew him before Ariana” he already had a fanbase from being on SNL. Did it get boosted when he got with Ariana? Of course it did, but to say that he was a nobody before her is just stupid.*

[@VoidFame]

@EMILY AMENDA ^

[@giannipuface9441]

@EMILY AMENDA what is an Ariana Grande? A drink?

[@craftgames8970]

@A Z you alright?

[@ydderynnad]

@@giannipuface9441 It's a font.

[@8man943]

@@giannipuface9441 maybe a town singer

[@fernandorodriguez876]

"I can't even commit to an acne cream" lmao

[@moose2066]

Pete looks like a character from Rick and Morty

[@kierstenrobinson829]

iMoose which one?

[@priscilavilleda5638]

Morty

[@serenity7015]

He looks like the main dude from Big Mouth

[@evl7341]

iMoose H A N D S O M E

[@hannahstewart8639]

Dude totally

[@th4thellbender16]

"I think about killing myself all the time and then im like ohhh the walking dead is back on"

[@JTVPaul]

Th4tHell Bender walking dead comes on in an hour , that hits to close to home

[@patriciadye7797]

relate so much

[@robertonocturno4043]

Th4tHell Bender wtf😯

[@queencapricorn7047]

omg same lmao

[@BobSmith-wq8mx]

Ok

[@redmacbeth5198]

“No, I have acne” what a perfectly done punchline

[@shuvamkashyap8904]

Somebody give him a Netflix stand up special

[@irollup6240]

Shuvam Kashyap ah ok

[@jeffghant4760]

Netflix is broke from paying Chapelle.

[@romanbellicc7221]

Yeah this guy is actually good unlike a lot of netflixcomedians

[@domso1o245]

@@romanbellicc7221 *cough* Amy Schumer *cough*

[@pekkarantala1743]

theyre too busy making amy schumer stand up specials

[@TheSageification]

No, I have acne, we can't. My favorite punchline in a long time

[@partykrew666]

wait, i really dont get that one. someone please explain

[@brandonknable7890]

@@partykrew666 watch the video

[@DawndaDom]

partykrew666 hereditary thing. Basically a poor excuse not to get married but it’s true

[@elara6305]

i have no idea why i'm so attracted to him but apparently this is how i'm gonna live my life now

[@keithbrockway5759]

"F." It.....roll w/ it.

[@samanthalewis5032]

Same 😂

[@duhfrost1]

elara having the same dilemma

[@DdDd-gd1rr]

elara he's mine bitch.

[@spongebobmx]

tog theking if there was a tape of him doing that i may watch it

[@mikhailgeorges8998]

I just found Pete Davidson's comedy, The guy is hilarious.

[@marceloromero4515]

No. He is not.

[@jasmineandres9789]

Me too ~ gift of Coronavirus ~ so bored I watched enough youtube until I came across him

[@richie2033]

Marcelo Romero Yes. Yes he is.

[@adrianramirez6848]

@@marceloromero4515 he is pretty funny.

[@chiefbig6459]

@@marceloromero4515 you’re right. In this conversation the only professional comedian isn’t funny

[@dawson5893]

“Son when the time comes just whip out and say what are we gonna do about that.” I died laughing 😆

[@xancypillosi9497]

Hilarious

[@mchl41rdfrd]

His laugh at the end hahaha

[@seandecoursey]

Michael Radford his laugh is what made that joke funny in my opinion

[@esdrassagastume9914]

“What we gon do about this”😂😂😂😂😂

[@mermaidtingzzz]

All his jokes were too relatable. "I'm not gon make it... I'm mean look at me." 🤣

[@drivewaystar6485]

"I have a problem with wind" lmfao i feel you dude

[@psilon1522]

When the time comes whip it out and say," What we gon' do bout this." Gold👌

[@jeffghant4760]

That's funny but it's also the perfect recipe for getting #metooed.

[@max9080]

he is stoned out of his mind

[@gullifridjons]

MaxY He needs weed to perform, he's in so much pain.

[@pregameproductions5827]

Yeah he has crohns disease

[@jameswhite6056]

The truth i look like that but i be sober.

[@theblazedsage9533]

Only reals one noticed

[@BazingifyIt]

Most likely, he very well might have been on other drugs as well. He had to go to rehab! I love him I hope he stays strong

[@LimLamOfficial]

*Oh dark humour, how much I love you*

[@-Twotonepony-]

WUT?!? IS IT BECAUSE HE'S...... possibly...... A BLACK MAN?!?!? Gee, you must be one of those racists I've been hearing so much about lately.

[@negan613]

@@-Twotonepony- 3 subcribers looking ass head bitch was nigga

[@Sea_bear_42]

C. Morgan tf did I just read

[@QDRox]

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT RACE IAM" gotdamn that's hilarious!

[@silvermoon1104]

"i think about killing myself all the time but then i'm like oh walking dead is coming back i can live another 3 months" -me when my favourite band is going on tour or coming out with new music

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

Knights Of Cydonia Me when I hear Lin Manuel Miranda is working on a new musical

[@avaadore2628]

Me when I hear MCR Is coming ba- oh wait never mind let me die lmao

[@autechrefan1395]

Fuck I've been doing that for like four or five years now. Part of me hopes I run out of reasons

[@andresandresandres]

he is so high, hahaha

[@AndroydFM]

He needs to take medical marijuana, he has Crohn's Disease

[@willsrere5398]

he's off weed now

[@Hu1ud]

Andrew A he hasn’t smoked in awhile

[@cayden651]

This has 420 likes hahaha

[@Ximevillanuevam]

medical marijuana doesn't really make you high tho.. bc you're basically using 95% of cbd and 5% of thc (what makes you high) cbd is the medicinal component of weed not thc.

[@catherinelinsey1378]

I’ve been binge watching him all night love Pete the most🤩❤️

[@uhVerz]

Steps on stage and first thing he says is "YAAAAAAY" lmao

[@lxsaaa1751]

2017: I am not gonna make it.... 2018: engaged to ariana f*cking grande .... there is still hope for me

[@ahemaaa5339]

2014*

[@yeeheestoner223]

lxsaaa 1 this was 2014

[@YasminYoruba]

lxsaaa 1 HAHA!!!

[@adriananegrette4244]

You know they did it for business like almost every other famous people flash relationship right?

[@twinstar2566]

What happend to him, was he depressed or something?

[@CableShock]

Lol that joke about not wanting to get married didn't age well

[@user-mu5re7dh1x]

yea well marry hot 45 milion dollars worth girl changed that

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

It aged perfectly you mean

[@amberfournier3348]

@@jeniferjoseph9200 yeahh it really didn't 😂

[@Thumbogreen]

בטט מודע not anymore

[@5evins5ever11]

I guess she felt the same way about it lol

[@katiapapk694]

He looks like Melman, the giraffe from Madagascar movie 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[@xancypillosi9497]

Ahahah faxxx

[@twist2op]

He looks like young Alan from two and a half men

[@tinol6090]

omg you are right!

[@africanmaan]

That's funny. He used to tell a joke about that.

[@IronHanny]

lmao twist tf u doing here

[@JSweez87]

He said that in another standup on Brooklyn when he was 17

[@TardRepellent]

this is youtube did you seriously think nobody would realize you stole *HIS* joke? I literally came here from that video and this was in my recommended.

[@2811Naruto]

I'm 6'2", 150 lbs and I also have a problem with wind.

[@josemarin630]

Josh Charles 6"8 150 pounds yes my friend the struggle is real 😂

[@FelipeMartinez-bd8zr]

I’m 6’7 155lbs, and wind’s am asshole sometimes, but it’s because I call it names. Fucking God’s farts!

[@jarvismcdoogle9041]

I’m also 6’2” -150 lbs lol wtf

[@duliee5076]

Jarvis McDoogle shit y'all are skinny lol Jk im 6"0 152

[@lexgold6175]

You guys think that's bad... I'm 6'0" and 125..

[@ketboard012]

"All miscellaneous in the face" I've been so depressed all morning and this made me laugh.

[@kageyeboi4072]

He looks like a young steeve-o doing comedy to afford rehab

[@carollipton4584]

Truly a man after my own heart. Just love this guy to bits. His timing is impeccable.

[@sekouyansane3291]

Logic should do more stand up 🔥🔥🔥

[@jeremyp2164]

hahaha, this comment was funnier than this dudes act

[@lowkeyysabinaa9641]

Yo I’m dead 😂💀

[@bluelambo5]

Did you know he's biracial

[@lilplayboy717]

And you should make more unoriginal jokes🔥🔥🔥 (Even though it’s been a year)

[@ghaze420]

I think he is pretty funny. his punchlines were kind of obvious, but he is alot better than alot of people

[@eclipsicallane9179]

His timing is just so good that the content doesn't even need to be that funny for him to be funny

[@tobiaswaters7307]

This is why he's great on SNL

[@tsmooth6998]

what comic is great at 20? Give him time, I'm sure he'll have an amazing career....

[@Katya_Lastochka]

ghaze420 Grwat input. No one cares.

[@docking9532]

You thought that "I can see my lips from here" was obvious?

[@gamertank9682]

Yo man, this guy killed that stage!!!! I really enjoyed this 😂😂😂👌

[@marceloromero4515]

Shut up. He sucks.

[@Sea_bear_42]

Marcelo Romero ever heard of a thing called free speech?

[@moop.3549]

*he's funny but i feel weird laughing at his jokes because they're all so dark lmfaooo.*

[@doublenegation7923]

@Frank Martinez are you okay

[@SupaTraxHD]

For real lol I feel like he’s not joking

[@lynzzy4401]

Frank Martinez what are you fucking darth vader

[@b3rry._]

@Frank Martinez mega evolved

[@kimmyball4961]

Yes, its his only outlet though.

[@MrTigerlore]

He’s a great standup. Can’t wait to see more.

[@amberfoster9124]

His laugh at the end always gets me lmfao

[@kimmyball4961]

As much as i am NOT an Arianna fan, i need to thank her for putting Peter on my radar!! I really hope he finds some joy in his life! We are kindred spirits! I too suffer from ptsd and mental illness.

[@FBChair]

I will tell anyone who listens that Pete Davidson is a comedic genius. There is no one like him. Freaking great!

[@LE0NSKA]

miscellaneous in the face HAHAHhaa

[@sarahcase6313]

Pete you're the best, I'm in between acne creams right now too!

[@veniycrest985]

3:23 LOL that's literally me right there

[@2013AMB]

"Even almost got married And for Pete, I'm so thankful"

[@jeremiahfernandez9161]

Sometimes i think of killing myself then i realize comics like him exist. lol

[@gabelogan56]

If you haven't already; Check out Mitch Fatel, Nate Bargatze, Morgan Murphy Comics that helped me not kill myself. ha. Let me know if you got any recommends for me. -fellow standup fan

[@zomdib2779]

Talk about low standards

[@anonymousmc7727]

don't think so much...

[@JillianDominique]

:)

[@mykeeron1]

Jeremiah Fernandez IT gets better. You have a light within❤

[@pizzapizza2225]

"Okay just checking" lmao

[@chrism2w]

That movie was based off a substitute teacher I use to have all the time in Middle school and high school. Everybody loved her so she just kept coming back. Really awesome lady! And yes she did fall back in love with him :)

[@flexr642]

“I have a problem with wind...” same bro... same.

[@ryn_eckert]

It sounds there's like a laughing track playing after every punchline 😂😂

[@fridaymorning139]

Katie Dunlap but there are no punchlines

[@reallyreale5816]

Not hating, but he’s another mediocre Jewish comedian. Pretty soon we’ll be told he’s the funniest comedian since Seinfeld.

[@fridaymorning139]

but he's hardly even half jewish

[@Jackiedyk]

That's what I was thinking.

[@Thumbogreen]

fridaymorning don’t matter

[@JacobMedrea]

damn, he got a lotta young Chappelle in his act

[@ma.theresaalonzo5961]

Thinking the same thing

[@agapesatori8041]

Too much if you ask me.

[@godwinikah6789]

Exactly

[@molovex]

Every time I see the thumbnail, I think he is wearing a cape.

[@esirex7371]

“I don’t know how to talk to women very well” A year later he’s dating Ariana Grande I guess he learned how

[@lamorenaloca4013]

Ava Rex *4 years later he was 20 here

[@chmzzzly]

and now he is banging kate backinsale!!

[@-Twotonepony-]

Turns money has better fatherly advice on dating women than fathers do.

[@jaimeperez3618]

@@-Twotonepony- she;s richer than him tho

[@dedg0st]

rxp56 do you know what stand up comedy is? also, he’s bpd. self-aware. 😑

[@riamiosakilyrics]

He's so cute

[@nataleesteele1688]

he is so funny, and I like his shirt a lot 😂😂

[@fujinobby1069]

Natalee Steele looks like Illuminati to me tbh

[@mariaa.5829]

"I don't even know what race I am."

[@SquilliamDrums]

He’s so obviously stoned 😂

[@proberc12]

All he does is smoke 😂 of course hes high

[@xancypillosi9497]

Clearly, and on dope, pills, coke, everything

[@drews8433]

And depressed

[@stevesand8845]

He's funny, one of my favorite SNL guys

[@alenagallagher6631]

Pete is so majestic lol

[@sunflowers2469]

no he isn’t. What he said about Rachel mcadams is horrible. & joking that if his hypothetical wife was in the hospital & didn’t remember him, he would say “wrong room”. I can see why he’s not married

[@vapinthc9235]

His Laugh at the end, always gets me

[@tarotempress1925]

His voice reminds me of mo from the simpsons 😂

[@dookediconti9450]

His style of comedy is Dave Chapellesque (Chapelle's 90's and Early 00's standup). Lol it was pretty funny.

[@mike4619]

Could be, but Dave Chapelle is actually funny. This doper has limited longevity.

[@palsp666]

Man.... Just wow... Now I know why Ariana Grande is dating him.

[@humphreyspersonalaccount7262]

Bruh its the jokes

[@ghiwaayass1]

palss 115 hahahah

[@blyzer7373]

Apparently he has 10 inch dick.

[@Thumbogreen]

Blyzer don’t matter they done

[@eyeseer1]

Re-bounded with Kate Beckinsale. Ariana Grande to Kate Beckinsale. I know....wow.

[@mslapik]

First set I ever saw of Pete. Talent!!

[@kadenritter746]

2:26 "What we gonna do about that"😂😂😂

[@sk8c848]

Is he 6'3"?

[@TheHansolo426]

Sk8 C yeah dude, guys fuckin tall

[@jakeherington7237]

He doesn't look that tall on stage.

[@sk8c848]

I was asking rhetorically guys. He said it a lot...

[@spongebobmx]

He also masturbates a lot and is not Puerto Rican Fun fact

[@edwardgabriel6924]

spongebobmx same here 🙋🏽‍♂️

[@SuddenClaps]

Oh shit...I just finished watching something of his when he was younger and I didn't realize it was him until clicking on this video 😂

[@MrCharlesRoyal]

Christian Villarreal SAAAME

[@laryssanewsom1827]

Christian Villarreal i

[@olettacain9655]

He’s so handsome and hilarious, stellar combination

[@NEVERSHOUTNEVER1991]

I've loved him on SNL since the "poolboy" Chad episode..... He's hilarious bc he always looks like he wants to crack up laughing excecpt for the Chad skits...

[@tina-lw9rr]

"YAYYY" LOL FIRST SECOND AND IM DYING!!!

[@cat_doodler7146]

4:50 AHHHHAA “wrong room!”

[@strawberryjones7193]

"I have a problem with wind.." LOL.. he's hysterical

[@eulalinha11]

I love him !!

[@DrPimpDady1]

i feel like he turns his anger towards stupidty and his sarcasm into humor .its funny the way he does i love it

[@cjmonreal7302]

Lmao I’m actually 6’3 and Puerto Rican so I got a kick outta that bit 🤣

[@salinasn3]

Lol

[@biancailijah6068]

He's hilarious! I'm about to binge watch all his stand ups

[@jenjerx]

wow! just finishing at the 4:59 mark ... can't get enough of this guy! 😂😂😂

[@lildime9817]

“Honey” “who are you” “😂😂wrong room” 😂I’m dead

[@nickkav7909]

'Alright son. When the time comes, whip it out and be like *what we gon do bout that?* '

[@UOttoKnow]

Just popped up. Nvr seen a Pete Davidson stand up bit before. Loved it 😃

[@JoonieJuice]

Omg that laugh had me crying

[@fernandohenriquez808]

He could replace Rami Malek at Mr Robot

[@TardisInTheSkye]

Fernando Henríquez I GET RAMI VIBES AS WELL

[@moiznahmad]

Fernando Henríquez SNL did a Mr. Robot sketch with Pete haha

[@sdidora5]

Fernando Henríquez Nvr

[@inessa5923]

Yeah, if someone took Rami and just stretched him out a bit Pete would be the result

[@NicoTown]

This is so fucking funny!!!!

[@musicalman1995]

He’s absolutely brilliant

[@christyamari2644]

“Now I can see my lips from here” AHAHA OMG I LOVE HIM

[@darklight4190]

“So what are we going do about this “ 😂😂

[@ifasurfer]

wow, oscar from shark tale is thriving ✨😌

[@ochiet77]

Well done, loved it!

[@TheFinalStanza94]

that laugh at the end was just fucking hilarious "SORRY WRONG ROOM" lool

[@jask7615]

I was sure that Pete was hugging a pillow in the thumbnail

[@jaredhummel9687]

Jas J are you stupid?

[@emmygreen5864]

He looks like an ancient Roman in the thumbnail 😂

[@josephk1342]

gawdamn, I just turned 20, yet Pete seems like he's 10 years older than me in this video.

[@Smurffitness]

it is about 7y old, soo...we were both 13 att😆

[@RCLyon]

I love this dude, his super funny 😂😂😂

[@izmirmohamadsalleh]

Awesome set