Peter Pan & Wendy Looks Amazing!

Truly, we live in great days! Another classic story is being remade by Disney for Modern Audiences, and I'm all here for it. Join me as I take a look at the trailer for Peter Pan & Wendy.
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[@fishjones4618]

I loved the scene when, after defeating Hook, Wendy picks up his hat and Peter remarked “The hat is literal perfection” and Wendy replies “It will be…..when it fits a woman”.

[@ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814]

Stunning and brave!

[@WachirahMararo]

Classic line from batwoman 😅😅

[@_Makanko_]

When did this happen?

[@PapaEmeritusII]

That scene from Batgirl was actually fuckin nuts eh

[@wolfrainexxx]

@@_Makanko_ In Batwoman, the TV Series. It's in the trailer.

[@danieljohnson2005]

I loved the part where Disney lost hundreds of millions of dollars and still didn’t manage to learn their lesson.

[@riftvallance2087]

I thought it would have gotten old by now but nope, still funny everytime

[@aquavitae3824]

They are underwritten by big $, and they gain tax credit for losses. (Ri ged)

[@sixwingedasura3059]

It's not about the money, it's the message. They'll burn trillions if it means shitting all over your childhood and forcing their ideology down your throat.

[@jfkdotcom]

guess not, they just fired off like 5000 employees lol what a joke.

[@ObeseusVsPhallacy]

This is why life is the greatest teacher if you don't learn the lesson the first time it will happily teach it to you again

[@lucyhardman2267]

I loved the part when Peter revealed his full name was Peter Pansexual and everyone complimented his stunning bravery.

[@KealanRobert]

So brave

[@darian2975]

💀

[@omegarugal9283]

whats pansexual? the ones tha F with anything

[@mavvynne444]

Dudeeeeee... 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

[@joelshajan8706]

@@omegarugal9283 You feel intense desires for the frying pan.

[@actionau]

I love the part where Peter asks 'Hey Wendy, have you ever been mistaken for a boy?' And she responds 'No. Have you?' Truly stellar acting.

[@DrDeuteron]

game over man.

[@codinghusky5196]

...on a serious note, I'm a woman (a real woman, born a woman, completely not equipped with either a dick or a ball let alone two) who regularly gets mistaken for a man. Like on a daily basis. When I look at the mirror in the gym; I can clearly see why, and I'm sure me shopping in the men's dpt doesn't help. And for the love of me I can't figure out WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? "Excuse me sir, is this your shopping?" "yes, but I'm not a sir..." "oh lol sorry" "oh lol don't worry happens all the time" "oh lol" Is THAT so hard???? Jost not being a dick when you don't have to???

[@Sorain1]

@@codinghusky5196 For some folks, it apparently is hard for them. Mostly because they refuse to learn.

[@DrDeuteron]

@@codinghusky5196 having a handle "coding husky" doesn't help. May I suggest "quilting Bischon" -sir- ma'am.

[@mikemo4252]

A repeat of Gonzales' character's joke in SWAT.

[@greenlantern354]

The part when Wendy called Peter a boy and he replied “did you just assume my gender?” I cried tears of diversity! Truly a masterpiece

[@bretton_woods]

@DmMeNicegrmTheCriticalDrinker6 go away scammer

[@GrimpleGromble]

Lol

[@raroi-is8nc]

Jew+Indian

[@txtracer]

I remember seeing Olympic gymnast Sandy Duncan playing Peter Pan in a stage version of the story...an early example of gender-swapping :) And of course there is the classic MST3K short "Mr. B Natural."

[@jimyoung9262]

It was so stunning and brave. It sent a shiver down my spine.

[@tradesmanhelix]

Dang - Wendy in the classic animated film was so strong. Like the part where she walks the plank and keeps her chin up the entire time. As a kid, that really struck me. While not fighting pirates in the same way as Peter or the Lost Boys, Wendy exuded a different type of strength, something that the others lacked. She showed that growing up doesn't have to mean becoming an unsafe, selfish person. She demonstrated the kind of heart and compassion that is truly a strength in adulthood and is missing in so much of the world. Really sad to see that this subtle yet profound lesson was lost on the modern writers and they've instead gone the route of "girl has to be better at boying than boys or she's a victim of the patriarchy" route, which is so tiresome. What happened to celebrating diversity and our differences?! 😆

[@johannduplessis3467]

They basically did the same thing to Mulan which was my favorite disney movie. So I am not surprised in the slightest

[@mogznwaz]

Totally agree. Like the difference between Belle in the animated Beauty and the Beast and Emma Watson’s hardened somewhat less likeable version

[@SpecimenX-9000]

​@Johann du Plessis plus they filmed it right near the uyghur concentration camps

[@xio3857]

they also discredit previously "female" spheres of grace and charm as if these aren't of distinct value and, dare I say "power" -- only to hand over to boys. because boys, of course, are better being girls than girls.

[@mattlovelace91]

@@johannduplessis3467 they fucked Mulan into the ground, it was my favorite Disney movie too. ☹️

[@a.t.phoward8368]

When Wendy flew down onto the ship, looked Captain Hook dead in the eyes and said "Look at me. I'm the captain now." I was absolutely shook. So powerful, so inspiring.

[@Rollin8.0]

😂😂😂

[@jimyoung9262]

It was so stunning and brave. It sent a shiver down my spine.

[@vgolf3185]

I am the captain of the Washington Capitals. I am the captain.

[@joypink5599]

The fact I had to watch the trailer myself to make sure if this was true or not really speaks to my faith in Disney’s writers.

[@johnny221__]

I felt so inspired after that scene I did 10 back flips in a row and used my wii remote with no wrist strap.....

[@Caffeine_Club]

The part where the crocodile bit off Hook's hand for assuming the croc's gender was almost as mindblowing as when the film introduced us to the Lost Girls, who were running an OnlyFans shop and taking control of their own sexuality for profit. Modern audiences approve 👍

[@pretzel6629]

"Stop objectifying us, men! I am not a sex object!" "*objectifies themself for money*"

[@andrewhess2415]

What a sick society we live in.

[@ericharrison4067]

Amen

[@johnstevens6063]

Watched this woke garbage with my kids tonight. Will Disney every learn to stop making this racist and gender biased nonsense

[@novarys8219]

@@andrewhess2415 agreed

[@mitromney]

When Wendy wearing full plate armor turned to the lost girls, whispered "For my wife Tinker Bell" and then bravely charged at the army of straight white pirates, I cried. Truly, what a legendary movie!

[@zeropoint216]

This one deserves more upvotes

[@harlequinems]

Remember she was also doing it because she was freeing the slaves the evil white men took!

[@josepharner5678]

that part was truly inspiring.

[@cvn6555]

Ha. Did not notice in the trailer but there seems to be no issue with keeping the bad guys white, male, inept and crooked.

[@raroi-is8nc]

Les🌈?

[@LebahG4nteng]

I cannot wait to see the day when we're getting The Princess and The Frog live action adaptation with Amy Schumer as Tiana. Gonna be a cinematic masterpiece for sure

[@Blitzo8390]

Don’t make me picture that!!!!

[@conradojavier7547]

& they need to White Wash the Villian, cuz we can't have a P.O.C. be a Baron Samedi Cosplayer.

[@keiichi8191]

Sorry, but Disney's diversification only works in one direction. For example, the live-action adaption of Mulan featured approximately zero non-Asian characters, and the live-action remake of Aladdin didn't feature a single white actor. Any role that was previously portrayed by a white character is up for diversification, but any role that previously featured a non-white character can and will only ever be portrayed by a non-white character.

[@hamsandwich6685]

They ought to cast Amy Schumer as the frog. Far more fitting

[@y_s4021]

@@keiichi8191 I like how people have fun with the idea of race swaps in both directions, but really, as you said, it's always been a losing game that has two possible outcomes: Either they win or we lose. It's rigged from the start.

[@davidpar2]

When Tinkerbell said _their_ pronouns were “elf” and “elfself,” it was stunning and brave.

[@etherealstreamer]

Don't you mean "When Tinkerbell said elfself pronouns..."? Since that's elfself pronoun. Edit: Man, that sounds too nonsensical even when I say it as a joke...

[@bra-he9dl]

@@etherealstreamerunfortunately you’re right 😂

[@ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516]

Hahaha 🤣

[@pollekem6459]

elfself hahahahahahaha epic

[@Rembreiker_lychec9257]

Disney can't have a male lead star in his own show without trying to overshadow him using a "strong" female. This is now becoming a parody. 🤣

[@wifegrant]

It has been a parody for the last 10 years

[@louiscypher6772]

@@Niborino9409 it's not a parody it's a meme.

[@whitworth5s248]

I'd love to see an interviewer trap a Disney exec in an interview with a question about strong, empowered female characters so they can go on a long, self-congratulating speech about all the amazing girl-bosses in all of their movies, only to be followed up with "And what about strong, empowered male characters?" just to see their reaction.

[@cashewnuttel9054]

I really wish Disney goes bankrupt. I know Disney employs thousands of workers, and really Disney is not a bad company, but I just don't care and I just truly despise them. I don't know where this hatred for them is coming from since they never did anything wrong to me too but for some reason I just want the company to die. Sometimes I day dream of planes hitting the Disney theme parks all over the world or their HQ, 9/11 style.

[@liamphibia]

And kind of predictable now!

[@WileeCoyote1516]

I swear Disney personifies the expression "you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain".

[@patrickdoherty4527]

It wouldn't be a critical drinker video without someone saying that.

[@cameronis8089]

Funnily enough, this is exactly what Disney itself is going through. It didn’t die back in its Dark era, Renaissance era, post-Renaissance era or early 3D era, so it has lived long enough to become a villain.

[@CrackedPropane]

Disney has always been a villain just a likable villain

[@claytonkr05]

perfect. underrated comment

[@disguisedcentennial835]

More like “You either stay true to your original founder’s vision or you let Jews join the board”

[@iancredible-]

I love the part when Hook says 'You fool, no man can kill me, now die' and Wendy rips off her helmet and says 'I am no man' then proceeds to stab Hook in the face. So stunning and brave.

[@ctrl_altesc]

Lmao

[@nickynicks_]

Hey, don't compare Disney's crap with Eowyn Shieldmaiden of Rohan, alright? Thank you

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

And then Michael Morbius appeared and morbed all over Smee. It was pretty awesome

[@brycedecker7142]

@@nickynicks_ my thought exactly. Even in jest it’s far too much of an insult to an actual well-developed female badass.

[@omidavis3681]

This is so funny!!! Smh.

[@mellowmaestro]

The part where Wendy yelled:" YOU SHALL NOT PASS" was truly amazing.

[@bradleygalo4775]

Then she died, ankle breaking the Balrog and landing a half-court shot for the Istari. 😭😢😭

[@tacosauce4x4]

The part where tinkerbell shouted "No I am your father" and saved Gandalf from the Balrog was so inspiring. So brave. Truly a brilliant narrative move.

[@dillonohlemiller401]

Everyone in the comments is making a joke exactly like this. What exactly is being accomplished?

[@Mk-it6cr]

​@@dillonohlemiller401 nothing, they are all retarded attention hores re using an unfunny joke cuz they cant accept that they are as funny as these horrible remakes.

[@enigmalfidelity]

​@@dillonohlemiller401 comedy and humor. Try a dose

[@falsetitle6940]

​@@dillonohlemiller401 Humour

[@gridley]

I enjoyed the scene where she yelled, "yo, Candace Owens, you a damn racist & bigot," then flew away. That was impressive.

[@jaycee330]

The part where Tinkerbell, Wendy and Peter decided to start a poly relationship was truly heartwarming.

[@jcb3393]

Very age-appropriate for kids.

[@marcotanooky9651]

I beg you my pardon

[@nitrokid]

But Peter was asexual so basically it's a twosome with the third watching.

[@thatHARVguy]

@@nitrokid So, Peter is the cuckold?

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Remember the scene where Tink and Wendy cucked Peter and made him watch them "service" an entire football team?

[@jasonotto9126]

It's funny how they think they are empowering women but actually shitting on them 😂

[@brandansampsan]

@@arleneproductions4836 uh.... U seriously repeat this identical, typo riddled garbage on other comments? Ur a bot or a moron

[@lowkeylokii4205]

4d chess. Finally women won't be allowed to do shit and balance will be restored

[@brandansampsan]

@Fish World ok that was awesome! So happy u posted that

[@berserkerpride]

If you can't swordfight then you belong back in the kitchen ladies.

[@davidcooke8005]

The soft bigotry of low expectations isn't just for poor kids, it's for white girls too.

[@John.Angell]

I loved the part where Captain Hook turned in his chair, revealing his eyes had been torn out and said, "where we're going, you won't need eyes to see..." Truly inspiring.

[@arleneproductions4836]

l love kyiIIing and beeating animaIs because my content ls way better

[@LebahG4nteng]

I also love the part when Hook surrender himself by shouting "I'M GAY" while also dropping his sword when Peter Pan was about to attack him

[@XParasiteOctoling]

@@arleneproductions4836 Kyilling? These bots must’ve failed 1st grade bot school.

[@Valkinsenn]

_"OoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!"_ - Sam Neill.

[@lonewolf9578]

@@XParasiteOctoling probably to avoid getting taken down

[@Hansdaddyslim]

So wholesome when Wendy (bigot) says “but you’re not all boys” and LaQuisha snaps back “did you just assume our genders?!” what a badass

[@fostermoody]

I love the part where Wendy realises she's The One and stops the bullets Captain Hook and the pirates fired at her in mid air, then slow-mo kung-fus Hook until she realises she can just absorb him. Truly powerful cinema.

[@KIURazin]

Bruh thats Matrix!

[@mightyporkinplowastranger8705]

I love that this is a thing now. You can't stop the signal, Mal.

[@androssteague]

The symbolism behind Wendy is she represents the mother that none of them ever had including the pirates which makes her a treasure worth preserving that both the lost boys and the pirates are fighting for. I understand writers have to put a new spin on recycled material to make the story feel fresh. But I know they're only using an algorithm which has got to be the highest form of lazy writing.

[@samuellindsey6379]

Yes!!! This was the beauty of it. Everyone wants the story to have a watered down PC women but misses the subtly of Wendy, even thought this was made long ago. Wendy represents the poignant female lead, who is proud and motherly to not only her brother but to those around. Take for example her mother, quiet and reserved (seen as the “old model” for women). Both the author and animators show how a young women can break this mold and become a self spoken women who not only provides for others but also saves the day. But that implicit theme is “too much” for people to understand.

[@kietdo4379]

This is exactly what I have said for a long time to all my friends: woman (Gwendy) keep the human society from crumbling by caring, nursing, teaching the next generation (Lost Boys) while the man (Peter Pan) make sure no enemy (pirates) touch her and do his best to protect his family from any harm. Is it too hard to understand ?

[@wun1gee]

@@kietdo4379 While it may be true, and may have always been true, reality doesn't support the post-modern conceptualization that there are actually no differences between the biological sexes and that if the woman wants to fight pirates she can and should be no worse at it than the man. Therefore she doesn't need the man to be the protector. But also know the woman in this new role is also the caregiver and loses no ability in that role either. To suggest that the woman can't be both the caregiver and the protector at the same time is sexist.

[@rbailey1240]

Yes, but according to modern wokeism, mothers are to be reviled.

[@subterranean327]

1:26 The ONLY part that made me think they were justified in updating it for MODERN AUDIENCES, is when Peter Pan is shown repeatedly spanking Tinkerbell

[@jmuller9638]

The part where Tinkerbell said to Wendy " where are my reparations?" brought a tear to my eye

[@Gonzalez541]

or when she said "check your white privilege".

[@forsetiaxe6784]

I was quite fond of the new natives, where they constantly berate Wendy for being White and by proxy, her complicity in land theft.

[@raroi-is8nc]

🦅Land of native animals: Bald Eagle...! 💪🏻Fight, control & set name wasteland derives Italian explorer AMERIGO🤍=>America🇺🇲

[@BuetifullPersun]

Fairy Iives dont matta

[@ProcyonAlpha]

Hhahahaha

[@fitlifeHQ101]

I loved the part where Peter said “your a wizard wendy!” And she replied that she wanted to be called “wizards” since she was now a they/them

[@rasendestroyer2701]

My Mom alwas explained Peter Pan to me like this: "During the World Wars many Boys left, only few returned and all of them where different then, that's why the Myth of Peter Pan was created: To relief grieving parents from their pain and to explain to the children, who mostly where sisters, hence Wendy, where their brothers have gone, by telling them, that the lost boys have gone to a better place, the Neverland, where they remain unchanged and where someone cares for them and that the returning men are different because they have grown up."

[@docsavage8640]

Peter Pan dates back to 1902...what war are you claiming they are referring to?

[@rasendestroyer2701]

@@docsavage8640 That's the problem with having "my Momma said" as a source: It's an unreliable source. I'm very thankful for you to tell me this. If Peter Pan was written before WW1&2, what was the original purpose/moral of the story? I can see how families used/abused the story for their purpose after/during the WWs and maybe my ancestors did so amd that's how my Mom got her Belief but now I'm intrigued: What was the Story originally written for?

[@romusa10]

@@docsavage8640 world war 0, the unreleased prequel

[@xc43t]

It's not like you need to only write about the last two big wars. 1848 is a famous year for revolutions, there were wars with the Ottoman empire throughout the 19th century, Crimean war is a great war too. There is also a famous scramble for Africa - a lot of boys died to spread our way of life. Oh, the good old days.

[@jabronisauce6833]

@@rasendestroyer2701 Lmfao it doesn't make it untrue he didn't claim it was invented but merely it was fecking used jesus christ yous act like parents don't do this shit with heaven a 2000 year old story

[@liam_lusophile626]

The moment Peter Pan dressed in drag and gave Hook a lap dance was truly one for the ages.

[@lynngatrell7965]

He came in like a wrecking ball.

[@jacob_massengale]

@@lynngatrell7965 😂😂😂

[@applehazeva2739]

@@lynngatrell7965 😂

[@tyejackson6697]

This comment deserves a jack Daniels from the drinker himself

[@TCGTales]

😂 😂

[@Moonlight.Howlings.666]

Having the lost boys not the all be boys takes away Wendy's uniqueness. The reason why the loss boys and peter were drawn to wendy is because of her feminine and her mothering. She was unique to them because they had only dealt with only boys. So, in a way, they are degrading Wendy. A female when they are saying that they're adding more female power by taking away a uniqueness from a female.

[@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep]

Looks like racist, sexist, brown washing, cultural appropriation garbage.

[@knowvilleknows1075]

Actually, only valuing women for their mothering abilities is much more offensive

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

@@knowvilleknows1075 But Oprah said that being a mother is the hardest job in the world?

[@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep]

@notnow Your Brown fragility is showing.

[@dutch9357]

Did you just assume their gender?

[@jassy3881]

The part where Wendy said she “identified as black” was truly heartwarming and a win for all transracials

[@Alex-ie1qu]

I love his full sarcastic reviews. Nobody for even a minute is confused and it’s a brilliant way to avoid the censors or “manual” algorithm

[@yuukotombo6578]

That and his sarcastically positive title works as click bait b/c we know that isn't what he really thinks lol

[@baz2374]

I can think of a few he confuses judging by the angry rants I see on reddit 😆 🤣

[@asmosisyup2557]

@@baz2374 and yet there's more who watch this and are blissfully unaware the subject matter didn't match the title.

[@dw620]

I love how this already has around 50k more likes than the official trailer, despite that having more than a day's headstart. : ) (99% positive vs. 85% negative voting, too... LOL)

[@rbu2136]

Disney will take this thumbnail and say see critics love it. Just like Disney’s recent Pinocchio. How much did that one make?

[@Thetoon25]

I liked the part where Disney did not read the original book and realise that they are called Lost Boys was due to girls being to clever to fall out of their cots when infants. Therefore Peter could only recruit "Lost Boys" rather than "Lost Girls" Well done Disney. Sterling work yet again!

[@Gouka07]

So that necessarily means that Lost Girls are stupid. Bravo, Disney! Now that’s equity!

[@defeqel6537]

Making a huge assumption that the writers at Disney know how to read...

[@GIBBO4182]

I’m sensing a bit of a plot hole…

[@egglordsasuke8532]

Because that's sexist and stupid. Girls aren't better than boys.

[@KainaX122]

You’d think they would’ve jumped at the opportunity to call boys stupid

[@fenbops]

I loved the part where Peter Pan turned to Wendy and said ‘hasta la vista baby’. Like a true hero.

[@Dr-Alexander-The-Great]

That sounds like mansplaning

[@damaark21]

"Turned to" or "turned into"? Peter Pan turning into Wendy Pan to smash the patriarchy and deal with her own internalised misogyny sounds like a modern classic in the making.

[@dlewis9760]

With a cigar in his mouth.

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

WENDY: "Peter, how do you fly?" PETER: "Science, B!tch!" HOOK: "You're god damn right!"

[@clubberlang5593]

Wendy shouting " ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED " in the arena was truly inspiring

[@teejaynumber13]

I love the part where Wendy shouts "I am all the Lost Boys" and defeats Emperor Hook and then changes her last name to Pan so they can call the movie "The Rise of Pan."

[@renegadered5]

Sounds like a good cooking show

[@harrygarris6921]

That's a good one

[@cryphonics4766]

Oh… they really did name Star Wars 9 like that 😕 I hadn’t even thought about it. That blows

[@_Makanko_]

Check out the clip

[@mauriceholmes9536]

😂😂😂😂

[@danielmatthews1522]

I love the part where Wendy helps all the Lost Boys understand they are really non-binary, and helpfully corrects all the man-spreading Peter continues to do while he flies. After showing Captain Hook and the pirates the foolishness of the patriarchy, she creates a hashtag to post it on her Instagram. So stunning and brave!

[@ZephyrinSkies]

That's hilarious but hits too close. We've reached a Poe's law singularity where deliberate absurdity is indistinguishable from actual sh*t in real life.

[@Smokkedandslammed]

If Wendy is a transman, is that still mansplaining?

[@ReikerForge]

@@Smokkedandslammed Oh shit oh god Quick someone tell Disney they forgot to have their T representation before they go into post and someone says a nasty thing on Twitter about it

[@nelisezpasce]

Kneeling and raising a fist too #RestInPower

[@shaz2761]

I like the sexy relationship between Wendy and Lori Lightfoot at the end.

[@diersteinjulien6773]

I loved the part where Wendy fell in love with Peter and declared, "I'm Pan-sexual"

[@ravenzyblack]

😂

[@thebatman4279]

Genius!

[@metanoiafaith]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WH250398]

Dead 😂

[@peartry]

Gangnam style.

[@gardogarcia3417]

The part where Tinkerbell yelled: "WAKANDA FOREVER!!" Is the best fight scenes in the history of disney being blacked!

[@yankee3875]

“But you’re not all boys” “SO!?” Tolkien wishes he had such writing talent

[@tommo9757]

Tolkien would probably be glad he's dead

[@archstanton9073]

It's like that bit in Scott Pilgrim: - "Crash and the Boys" - "Is that girl a boy too?!" - "...yes." But that was actually funny.

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

Makes me wonder how Wendy is going to keep track of all of their pronouns.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

truly one of the dialogues of all time

[@kaj7135]

@@archstanton9073 Scott Pilgrim sucked ass because Brie Larson was in it.

[@Eser10ten]

I actually really enjoyed Critical Drinker's explanation of the original's motif of the emerging mature feminine as a steadying force for otherwise unchecked immature male frivolity. It's quite profound. Now I want to see THAT movie!

[@thesouthernwake]

Sadly; we're going to have to simply read the book - if they don't burn them all of course.

[@Knightmessenger]

It's the kind of message you'd think Disney would love, if they weren't lazy hacks who only seem to care about completing a wokeness bingo card.

[@pdxtom]

@@Knightmessenger "Lazy hacks" is pretty spot-on.

[@Chropoles]

you can just watch the original Peter Pan.

[@IErikSteve]

@@Chropoles Exactly, even the more recent versions like the 2003 movie tells THAT story.

[@jamesmccallum6770]

Wendy, as intended by Barrie, was the character on which the whole story pivots, and arguebly the most important and influencial character. What is wrong with these people. Not only have they been swept up in this, seemingly, never ending pursuit of "equality", but their IQs have gone through the floor. By Injecting a taste for violence into her character, they have collapsed one of the main themes of this beautifully written story. 😢

[@derricktalbot8846]

The older and older I get.... the more I wish for a generation of children SO ANGRY that they take away all our 'stuff'. I hope they find a way to restore the Public Domain.

[@joox7364]

well i'm pretty sure all the writers in hollywood have been replaced by recent college graduates who didnt actually STUDY anything because anything made before their time is old and sucky and has no value in our modern world

[@nbassasin8092]

but you see, the problem with original Wendy is that she is a female that represents traditionally female values... and we cant have that today, if its not "men should cry and girls should fight" then it does not have a place in todays pop culture

[@smithgdwg]

@@nbassasin8092 Men can be Women now, and Women can be Men, so basically the theme of this story doesn't work in todays Woke Climate as you can't show there being differences between the sexes. So now the story will just be reduced to a bunch of young people beating up some Pirates.

[@jacks1bonnielass]

Never thought I’d see a Morbius and A Few Good Men reference together lol

[@windsongmoonchild6400]

The sarcasm level of this video is off the charts 😂 I keep rewatching it. It's a lot more entertaining and informative than the actual Peter Pan and Wendy trailer.

[@frankschirmer9464]

So thick, I might want to spread it on some toast.

[@LordPiddlington1912]

Top quality irony in that Disney fails to recognise Wendy's femininity has a central role in the story and the positive influence it has on the Lost Boys. They're not only coming for men and denigrating them, but they're now also going after traditionally positive feminine traits in women.

[@sacha8uk]

Yeah, because today's ideology boils down to: "There is no nature, no gender determinism, nothing! You can choose your own gender, hell, invent it!" "Okay, I'm a girl, I don't like violence and I'm driven to act as a maternal figure to care and nourish and ultimately drive people to mature and take their independence." "What! No! You have to use your fists and draw blood and do everything boys do!" "Alright, so I can't really choose what I want to be then, because the second I choose to behave according to what you dismiss as sexist, patriarchal stereotypes, I have internalized misogyny or something..."

[@mkaleborn]

Femininity and Masculinity only exists when you're trying to swap yourself from one to the other via surgery, clothing choices and pronoun usage. Otherwise they are toxic concepts when applied to everyone else (aka normal people).

[@christophersmith8316]

They started with women in the 1960s - Stay at Home moms, housewives raising kids were the first targets of Feminism.

[@TheOriginal_Unaleska]

​@@christophersmith8316 Don't start with that, females shouldn't have to be stuck being stay at home mums stuck with raising children having no dreams or ambitions of their own and catering to the whims and wishes of men. That is not a lifestyle for everyone and we should have the option to choose what we want in life. If there are females who like being stay at home mums more power to them, but don't force it on every female, as if we don't have a choice on how we want to life our lives. In saying that, modern day feminism is a joke. It does not do anything for females or nor does it allow equal rights for males either. Don't think that 1960's feminism is the same as todays. While there are some things that are questionable in the 1960s feminism it did benefit for lack of rights females had back then, whereas todays feminism benefits no one. I am also not a feminist but I am not going to denounce the good things 1960s feminism did for females and how it has helped us today (despite the frauds in feminism now)

[@tactikiller]

They’ve been coming after the traditionally positive traits of women for much longer than they’ve been denigrating men.

[@NikoJr.]

You gotta love that in the attempt to be less sexist, they managed to be more sexist than the original by including girls in the Lost Boys

[@Aerogrow]

Somehow they keep trying to convince everyone that specifically separating people by gender and race is not being a bigot/racist... Still blows my mind.

[@hopevity]

@@Aerogrow I am so annoyed that they are trying so hard to include people. The original tinker bell was white, the original lost boys were literally boys. If you wanna be inclusive, make original content I don’t get it. Disney is trying to be woke so hard. Why are they just flaunting it in our faces. Honestly the magic has been taken out of Disney for me and it feels like a big joke.

[@izzzy03]

what girls.. you mean persons with potential to menstruate?

[@IMayOrMayHaveNot]

@@Aerogrow Nothing wrong with acknowledging someone has a different gender, race and/or sociocultural heritage, problem starts when you gauge their worth as a human being based on it.

[@walli6388]

​@@hopevity Way to much work! Let's just take the cultural heritage of some European guys and mix it in the blender.

[@clwaid5407]

I miss the days when Disney actually produced something worth seeing. Your review is spot on!

[@wesgleeson]

What about Spider Man? Oh. Sony.

[@raroi-is8nc]

This is the result after Jews touch anything✡️

[@xxwhispersxx2856]

I just came across a BTS video of Angela Lansbury and Jerry Orbach recording Be Our Guest with a live band in studio and THAT was when Disney was magic. So much hard work, beautiful 2D animation, music, etc.

[@wilcisco1159]

The Marvel's Endgame

[@bretton_woods]

the demise of Disney is worth seeing. They've produced that....

[@yootoobsuks4210]

I cried for joy when Wendy brandished her sword high and unashamedly revealed her blue armpit hair.

[@Spazza42]

The irony that we need a new Peter Pan take when the original had: - Lost boys, basically insinuating that boys were the only orphans that weren’t wanted because a girl was preferential back then. - Wendy was the mature, level headed grown up of the group and demonstrated the importance of a mother figure. The boys would’ve become lost in Neverland without her, something that Peter never had. - A group of “Lost Boys” because boys specifically don’t want to grow up, whereas girls do.

[@fenrirraja8999]

What do you mean by “ because boys specifically don’t want to grow up, whereas girls do.” ?

[@sparking023]

It's almost as if they're out of touch with reality. Oh wait...

[@Marmocet]

Yeah, but it still kind of cast a white male lead character in a positive light, so it was pretty problematic.

[@blazzinga595]

Peter crap was always a shite story. I honestly would rather someone just read a turtle ninjas comic book.

[@fishjones4618]

Hollywood has denigrated the concept of motherhood for years (look how they made Sarah Conner bitter and regretful in Terminator Dark Fate) They somehow see it as demeaning and sexist to saddle a woman down with a kid (their perception), when the archetype of the mother as protector and guide and provider has been in art and mythology for millennia from the Venus Of Willendorf, to the Virgin Mary, to Sarah Conner. There are women who feel blessed and, yes, empowered, for carrying life and bringing it into the world (my own wife for example) But Hollywood sees it as somehow subservient.

[@KentuckyFriedChicken99]

I love the part where Peter Pan stated he was trans then danced on stage in a bikini in front of Hooks men then called the other lost boys privileged. So moving and brave it made me cry.

[@dmanman5781]

That part had me shaking! But you know what really got me going? The part where much older men dressed like literal demons (and I am atheist - ironic, no?) were invited to the local library by evil Karens that believe the narrative pushed in the Media. It was so stunning and brave. Mostly brave. What mother that loves her child would ever.... ah... so brave!

[@pixie77531]

lol😂

[@rbu2136]

Well the long running theatrical production had Peter played by a woman. Why not trash the book even more.

[@Freemelon07]

I haven't seen the trailer and had no idea this was even a thing until watching this vid, but PLEASE tell me Peter isn't trans. Pleeeeeaaase. (Then again, knowing Disney, he...I mean SHE...probably is.)

[@tpbfangirl]

Truly inspiring 🥺

[@hexagonshorts2186]

The part where Wendy brings out the blades of chaos and tells Peter "With great powers, comes great responsibility" and kills Gus Fring gave me pure chills

[@loganarchibald3608]

Dude I’m dying over here

[@khoinguyen5004]

You disgraced the blades of chaos. I thought she brought out the rings of power.

[@legogeneralgrievous3958]

Nah man it's the chaos emeralds

[@CooLin1stPlace]

Yes, another touching moment from Dismal Plus.

[@legogeneralgrievous3958]

@@CooLin1stPlace disny minus

[@bobrob9506]

The part where Peter looks at Tinkerbell and says "Fly you fool!" before falling off the plank gets me every time.

[@Moonchild1607]

I loved the part where Peter tells Wendy he's pregnant and she suggests to get a abortion. Truly stunning and brave!

[@miriamweller812]

That would be way to smart and, ugh, male empowerment while taking away from females. A story in which men need no women anymore? Ugh! Overall it's often fascinating, when you got magical settings, where indeed something like the complete change of a body for example isn't really something special, but the writers are still so lazy and uninspired, that they write it all as mundane as possible.

[@olliefoxx7165]

When The Lost Boys were revealed to be Peter's past abortions that stayed with him for eternity it really brought home the how empowering his abortions made him. If only Disney would abort itself.

[@5mowFa11]

They should've renamed Peter Pan to Peter Pansexual.

[@amberslahlize7961]

@James James I've a feeling Captain Hook will be the only character that's well done...For some reason they been making villains look good.

[@mediocri5y]

​@@olliefoxx7165 sounds like something the brothers grim would write

[@deadoralivecowboy1401]

I love the part where disney blocked comments below the trailer in the fear of any critic. What a classic move to a classic disney movie!

[@thizzlemetimbrs8194]

I noticed that and that's how I knew the movie was bad 🤣 was like o they are suppressing opinion. Must be trash

[@Cheedynamic]

As fun as it would be if they did block comments for that reason, I believe it's YT's policy for uploading content for kids on their platform. It's fine, been having fun reading through the comments here. >:D

[@jessiejanson1528]

​@@Cheedynamic youtube doesnt block comments for content aimed at kids, they block comments for content with kids.

[@mr.eliteaz2385]

​@@jessiejanson1528 no the guy is right, if you look up little mermaid trailer theres no kids but is flagged for kids.

[@EvilDoresh]

I wonder how the story's central message "It's time to grow up (aka change)" will be twisted into the typical "You are already perfect the way you are" we've come to know and love from modern Disney.

[@paulprice8541]

“You are already perfect the way you are…well once you’ve had your hormone blockers, injection with wrong hormones, and been surgically mutilated that is”

[@Daergarz]

Indeed, which is such a wonderful message to tell a struggling child or teenager. "No no, you're perfect the way you are. All the problems you feel you have and the struggles you're experiencing with growing up, the inadequacies of your character and skills, all of these things are not getting better since you're just fine the way you are right now." As JBP says, there's not really something worse you can tell a child. Though of course, as mentioned, it CAN be solved via chemical castration or some mastectomies and hormones.

[@EvilDoresh]

@@Daergarz You got it wrong. All the struggles an dinadequancies are because _other people keep you down_

[@Daergarz]

@@EvilDoresh Oh crap, I stand corrected.

[@1366Erik]

@@Daergarz Yeah, shame on you for being wrong!

[@DatBoiSus9953]

I just love it when Peter Pan has a huge crush on Captain Hook as he finally confessed his love to him and they started making out at the end of the movie, truly a heartwarming experience

[@elephantdanceparty7917]

Ur amazing

[@SuperFitzieZX]

My favorite part of this was when Wendy became the first movie to have a girl in it and she said “Girls get things done” and she proceeded to make Peter a sandwich. Truly stunning and brave

[@drdrew7475]

Reported for revoltingly hilarious comment

[@jasonmatt6081]

🤣👍

[@thecringeprophet]

Lmfaoooo

[@imakethesites3048]

Be thankful it’s not called Wendy Goes To Neverland After Dominating Some boy

[@codywaller2840]

The original story is great because it shows how both Wendy and the others come to grow up, with Wendy's being one of the most important. Her motherly tenderness is a virtue, but we couldn't have those pesky things now could we?

[@codywaller2840]

@Txxx Cxxx I’ve been pizza’d

[@mj4193]

Hell no. Motherly tenderness is weak. All female characters must work in STEM fields, be flawless, but not sexy. Never ever embrace feminity. Be neutral, hide all evidence of womanly curves, and be uninteresting.

[@RanMouri82]

No mothers, only women in STEM.

[@nelisezpasce]

The last thing they want is for wнɪtɛƨ to have more children, it scares them

[@Philistine47]

I love the part where Peter bursts into Wendy's room while she's in the bath and starts ranting about how she ruined his life and how long and hard he worked at tracking her down, only for her to casually shoot him, saying afterward, "When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk." Really a character-defining moment for both of them.

[@rejectsatanism4617]

@imjustokIP grabber

[@mdfiad4956]

do you have video link?

[@TMthe33rd]

The Good The Bad and The Feminist

[@trolojolo6178]

@@mdfiad4956 It's a quote from the bathtub scene in " the good, the bad the ugly"!

[@luzviminda795]

The good the bad and the ugly, lol

[@PsychoBlueDot]

As a black man, I HATE Race swaps to make us feel included. Despise it, because it's never done with true thought put into it. You know what they should keep doing??? Create something new from the fairy tale books like they did with the Princess and the Frog which is one of my favorite Disney movies of all time and give all races something to be proud about.

[@-yeme-]

Tinkerbell standing there, beaten to a pulp but somehow victorious, shouting "Yo Adrian," over and over and over again was truly one of the moments of modern cinema. Really encapsulates what the Teletubbies are all about.

[@joetroyner]

Maybe lay off the shrooms for a bit..

[@asmith587]

I can't wait until AI can read youtube comments and actually create the movie. Well, I mean, I hope it ignores 99.999% of youtube comments, but I'd like if it read this one.

[@judgeprime3730]

LOL

[@strategery101]

All of our institutions are gone. Movies, music, art, architecture. ALL the worst EVER now

[@jameshyman418]

i was going to write something witty but im still filling up noo noo with my tubby custard "dont bother me whilst i'm hoovering my room"

[@veritasome5965]

You made a good point about the classic showing Wendy as a maternal figure that was integral to helping the Lost Boys understand the importance of growing up instead of stagnating in a fantasy, I guess I was too young to see it in that light and it honestly makes the classic that much more wholesome. Kudos!

[@EXL714]

It’s a weird form of sexism, to say that the strongest female characters in literature, who are strong BECAUSE they are female and highlight those strengths where women are at an advantage over men, cannot be considered strong unless they exhibit the same strengths that men usually have over women (I.e., physical strength) despite losing the unique feminine strengths in the process. They’re basically saying women can’t be strong unless they’re men, and there’s nothing more sexist than that.

[@JackTheMurderer]

Maybe those story writers also never really matured, so they think and act the same way the lost boys do. They need a Wendy who tells them to grow up.

[@intorsion]

@@EXL714 Compared to men, women can't be strong. That is mentally and physically

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Wendy was more mature and while the book and movie also was about her learning to let loose and have fun sometimes, it also showed that the Lost Boys desperately needed someone like her in their life. And it is why Peter falls in love with her, too... he needs an orderly force in his carefree life. Yin and Yang.

[@mkaleborn]

Maternal figures don't help turn the planet in to a molten slag of resource-depleted goo, the way a good productive, capitalistic, profit-mongering, corporate worker bee does 20 hours a day. Ergo, Maternal figures (we used to call them 'Moms') are useless and valueless to society. If you can't punch, kick, shoot, fight, kill, turn big rocks in to little rocks, or fill out a corporate P&L spreadsheet like a true contributing member of society then GTFO with your nurturing, caring, home-making, child-bearing, child rearing, family focused, emotional hearth and home shizzle. There is no place for you in this era. Back to the cubicles or the front lines ladies! Would you like to know more?

[@kevinpotts123]

I remember back in my dating life how I would drag my dates to cinematic re-releases of classic animated movies (think Snow White, Peter Pan and Cinderella by Disney). Many times I guess they thought I was a freak for wanting to go see them, but I have never grown out of the magic these movies held for me. Thank God these reboots weren't around back then. Edit: spelling.

[@LordNelsonkm]

The part at the end when it gets all quiet and Wendy looks back at Peter and says, "For Frodo" and then turns and charges into the orc horde with Xer sword. So brave, such sacrifice.

[@och70]

With "Xer" sword, made me almost spit out my drink. Nicely done, your lordship.

[@DeadPixel1105]

😂😂

[@BreakingPhobia103]

Many inclusive.😊

[@PompeySomerstown]

Well, not a sacrifice, as she'll defeat them all easily

[@iainarthur7713]

So brave/stunning for 'The Lost Theys' to finally get their spotlight

[@marrionna044]

🗿

[@rulebritannia2500]

lmao😭

[@cps1247]

comment of the month

[@veremar3559]

We just watched the original 50's version with our 4 year old daughter and I was baffled at the animation quality and how good everything looks. Was so glad we had this classic for our daughter.

[@wishingwell12345]

The animation was all hand-drawn in those days.

[@jahnkaplank8626]

never let her watch this new garbage one

[@eldermillennial8330]

Never again watch ANYTHING Disney that was green lit after Roy died, (I think the first “Wreck It Ralph” was the last) and only watch those from second hand DVD/Blue Rays. Screw ANYTHING else from them.

[@dumebiafran1180]

@@eldermillennial8330 Encanto was good tho. But apart from that, totally agree.

[@MrCow579]

Make sure to save a copy, before they start altering that stuff.

[@edenakasha7574]

Love how the colour grading is so inspiring, like HP and the deathly hallows. Uplifts ma soul.

[@OntarioBearHunter]

Hook was a great modernization of the story, pulling in the original ideas and characters into the adult world in creative ways and having Peter realize how important and wonderful fatherhood is, while still warning against the perils of " career focus success".

[@GameoftheYear-fx4mq]

That's because the cast behind that movie was passionate and didn't have an agenda. I suggest watching the behind the scenes, you'd have a tear on your eye after robin williams.

[@lansfriszt7767]

Hook was from back when Disney wasn't content with remaking stuff with gender and race-swapped characters and call it a day.

[@SzeryfBuraq]

i think Hook with Robin Wiliams was the best Peter Pan movie...

[@ephgm]

​@Oprator They finally released your mom from her cage at the zoo. WHO LET YOUR MOM OUT? WHO, WHO, WHO hoo hoo hoo *flings poop*

[@masterknife8423]

Hook is a film that has far too many people looking at it through nostalgia goggles imo

[@sparrow4207]

I loved the part when Peter says "You're a Wizard Wendy!" , literal chills!

[@fc7307]

She is a wizard in an alternate universe. It is called Fairy Tail.

[@saisameer8771]

My favorite part was when Wendy removes her mask and Peter goes, "One ugly mother f***er" and Wendy roars in response.

[@Badmunky64]

My mother was named after Wendy when the original animated movie came out. I can't wait to tell her how stunning and brave she is now.

[@Badmunky64]

@@TheUnamedPerson I doubt this movie will be remembered. Just like all the other "remakes"

[@byucatch22]

When Wendy met Peter for the first time and exclaimed "You know who I am. Say my name!" was the most powerful moment. I really understood her.

[@brookshyde5663]

Wasn't it an intentional choice to have it be the Lost Boys? They were a rough and tumble group of boys going on reckless adventures with their leader Peter. The name Lost Boys feels metaphorical for the fact that they forgot an important aspect of their lives. The presence of Wendy reminded them of the gentler side of themselves brought about by the nurturing presence of a mother figure. It even acted as a great source of conflict when Peter grew scared that he was losing the support of his followers and thought they might leave. It's such a shame that Disney is undermining the intent of the narrative and bastardizing the message the original was trying to tell.

[@chelseapoet3664]

They don't miss a chance to wreck a classic and will continue to pay for it.

[@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434]

@@chelseapoet3664 Disney don't care about symbolism anymore. They only think money and forced diversity

[@Lunrbatzz]

Also there is just nothing wrong with them in the first place, like there is NO conceivable reason why they would change it to the literal “Lost Theys” apart from pandering. I genuinely don’t understand how they missed the mark so badly

[@svenabel2987]

I read somewhere that it was specifically boys because it served as a critique on the society back then. The "lost boys" were the male orphans who lived on the street and died early because of crime and poor quality of life while the girls had a much higher chance of getting off the street because they got adopted more often or could get away from the street via a life as a servant

[@QuotidianStupidity]

@@Lunrbatzz because they don’t have a fucking clue about their stories or the world around them outside California

[@DroZzhat]

Dude proves that sarcasm can really be an art form.

[@Ruki1411]

I love the part when Wendy mets the lost boys and says "but you're not all boys" and they say "did you just assume our gender?" so Stunning and Brave

[@Nightman221k]

"But.. you're not all boys?" "Well, Tinkerbell's been sprinkling us with testosterone and we stuff our pants, so we're basically boys now" "Nah, I don't think so" Lost Thems start wailing and gnashing their teeth, "KILL HER!!!"

[@Annor-TM]

Lmao. You're right. How dare she assume their pronoun!

[@AmericanZergling]

I love how this one's actually real

[@sharifrancis9826]

The part where Wendy screamed "for Aslan", and slayed Darth Vader, brought tears to my eyes.

[@mr.nostalgic4407]

The scene where Wendy, Tinkerbell and the now female lost boys get together and defeat all cap. Hook's army while yelling "girl power", and while Peter Pan lay down hiding and crying until the danger passed, was just pure cinematic history!

[@druu988]

If this movie is out already on Disney+ I’m really glad I got rid of my Subscription

[@cruiseaid3484]

Why do I feel like that this is going to be the actual plot lol

[@blitzedburg4794]

thats pretty sad that sounds like an actual decision Disney would make, but it ceases to surprise me at this point

[@Ben-rz9cf]

@@blitzedburg4794 if you go to the comments section of the actual trailer its filled to the brim with people taking the piss out of it just like this. Its heartwarming to see people come together to ridicule something as truly stupid and awful as this. About as heartwarming as it is disconcerting how mainstream news is publishing tone deaf clearly sponsored content articles pretending none of this is actually happening at all. Normally I don't jump on the whole "they're all shills" bandwagon but this couldn't be a more transparent violation of ethical journalism even if the truth walked up and dick slapped them in the face and they just said "must have been the wind"

[@Armathius76]

Bleh... take this shit posting over to the Disney Trailer. I like reading the Drinkers audience's real thoughts.

[@ChangeRight]

To anyone who doesn't know, the original voice of peter pan was Bobby Driscoll, Disney's first child star. They fired him soon after the movie because he got acne (it is said). He was litterally banned from the grounds. He died at 31, found by kids in an empty building, surrounded by beer bottles and religious pamflets. No one knew who he was and he was buried in a pauper's grave at Hart Island. Eventually, his mom started looking for him a year later only to find out he died. With this new life action film and the horrible villain made out of him in Chip N Dale, I feel people need to know his story.

[@kathyflorcruz552]

Too many Disney monarchs never made it past being child stars.

[@Kureemy]

Wait, they fired him because he got acne? That's a very weird reason to fire someone.

[@erik_arman]

Why did they fire him for acne when he was a VOICE ACTOR?

[@videon6134]

You forgot to mention that by the time his mother found his grave a fire destroyed the records for that graveyard preventing his mom from retrieving his remains. Supposedly we know which section of the graveyard it is but not the specific grave.

[@secretname2670]

Life is often the best form of horror available because when fiction is limited by what we currently know and imagine, real life encapsulates something far more horrible and that is the fututre and following thoughts and imagination

[@ReysaAdam]

I loved the part where Wendy confesses his love to Peter Pan but then shockingly Peter stops her and says " sorry Wendy, i'm a lesbian " truly one of the most head turning moments in cinema history.

[@AFCN7]

I know Drinker doesn't normally review animation, but I'd love him to review Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. It's the antithesis of current Disney and delivers a strong moral message without any virtue signalling whatsoever. I'd love to see his take on it.

[@ericadame4885]

That was the last animated movie I watched in the theater with my daughter. I ain’t watching this 🗑️ even worse PAY to watch this 💩.

[@opedromagico]

@yo stop spamming

[@e.l.studios455]

@@opedromagico its a bot

[@Maspets]

It is not the antithesis to fucking anything it's just an overrated Shrek sequel that defied people's deservedly extremely low expectations.

[@rhinovandam]

@@Maspets I’m with you on this watched it the other day and thought it was alright, the stand out was death which was genuinely a creepy and scary villain but otherwise thought it was a pretty average movie that’s been put on a pedestal as everything has been so shit in recent years.

[@Xong217]

Disney is the epitome of the “How many times do we have to teach you a lesson old man”

[@raroi-is8nc]

🐀=Propagate

[@finkamain1621]

It's all part of the plan even if they lose money. Make a "updated for modern audiences" movie, people rightfully moan about it, Disney loses money, Disney and journalists and activists then propagate about how hatefully white men are and how they all need to stop reproducing and embrace diversity and Israel

[@NTTofMistery]

disney: i can do this all daaaa ... until our money runs out 🤣

[@PeterGriffin11]

Here at the Disney corporation we value creativity and fair treatment for all. Please get excited about our upcoming remakes.

[@christopherpeterson7212]

I realized my main issue with all these re-makes of classics is the arrogance to do it. It’s as though we are being told we are stupid to like the originals. If we were more enlightened we would see how they are now “improved.” We live in really strange times.

[@emilysmith3650]

Just watch the movie or not you guys think to deep into things it’s a whole new generation and times are different it’s not going to be the same as yesterday

[@bethanyjohnson8001]

@@emilysmith3650 Just consume product and get excited for next product, right? I mean, what use are our brains anyway? We would be much happier if we just applauded and cheered for superficial cheap entertainment.

[@riglaxable]

The actual reason, if I recall correctly, is that they need to maintain the copyright for a lot of these stories. Otherwise if they don't "do something with it" it goes back to the public domain.

[@jwood8769]

Hit the nail on it

[@christopherpeterson7212]

@@riglaxable actually I believe the copyright for the story “Peter & Wendy” was given by the author to a children’s hospital in England, and Disney paid them for licensing rights when the original animated version was released. Walt Disney usually did not like to pay royalties and you’ll notice that most Disney films are based on public domain stories: The Jungle Book, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Pinocchio, Beauty and the Beast, etc…. So they’re not required to make new versions of these stories.

[@DaniMol]

The part when the lost boys banded together and yelled "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and morbed all over them was my favourite.

[@benitoharrycollmann132]

We've gotten to a point in modern society where admitting that there are obvious psychological and physiological differences between males and females is not only disregarded, but completely ignored. I genuinely feel for the the struggle of the next generation. Thanks for bringing up the elephant in the room, Drinker

[@majorpwner241]

It's no wonder so many young people think they're in the wrong body when they're not even allowed to be their biological sex.

[@flameshana9]

The idea of gender differences is pretty silly. It's sad we haven't reached that understanding yet. I know nobody wants to hear it, but it's true. Girls can be tomboys, guys can like cute things. It doesn't matter what you like. What matters is when you run around yelling at the top of your lungs to be "represented" and demand that everyone call you by words you made up. When you have friends online it doesn't matter if they're male or female. People don't _need_ to define themselves by their body parts, but because everyone else is doing it now young people feel pressured to join the bandwagon. It would be better instead if we all said "You don't like tomboys/cute kittens? That's nice" and just went on with our day. If you're tough, good on ya. If you're good at raising kids, good on ya. I can't see a reason to care what body parts are dangling off you while you go about your business.

[@RandomPerson-yo7im]

@@flameshana9 🧢

[@Puma5]

Today I learned for instance, that the location of barotrauma on the body after diving is different between males and females, caused by the differing distribution of body fat. Take that, Wokesters!

[@TheGuiltsOfUs]

We are all just one mass of indistinct sludge apparently.

[@5olveForX]

My jaw dropped when Wendy, busts' into Pan's hideout and said "I'm here to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum" Simply revolutionary.

[@Ni999]

​@do not Go away Spamcakes.

[@joellezima3506]

My sister said it best, it makes absolutely no sense to have girls be part of the lost boys. The ENTIRE point of the story was Wendy’s arc as a “non-mother mother figure” against the childishness of the boys and how she served as a huge benefit to them, adding girls COMPLETELY changes the story.

[@bondgabebond4907]

In that clip, that one black girl responding with "so" when Wendy realized there are girls in the group, was disgusting. She looked mean and talked mean. This is the kind of girl who will become a woman no man will want to date.

[@a.m.4090]

No girls allowed in modern media.

[@613-shadow9]

let's be honest, if neverland was real, most people would go there in a heartbeat

[@uphilliceskater]

Remember, a girl who says she is a boy is really a boy in this day and age, despite the fact that binary male/female sex doesn't exist, according to the nutters.

[@clogs4956]

@@613-shadow9 no thanks, and don’t ask me if I’d go to Oz, either.

[@guyl9208]

I like the part where Wendy says "I am your Father" to Peter, and Peter yells "Noooo!" in patriarchal sexism.

[@oberlanderguidaturistica4354]

Wendy represented that wonderful ability that only women had to bring out the best in men, make them mature and make them better, bringing within themselves the possibility of creating a family.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

Very well put!

[@ProjectLDV]

Bullshit

[@silverletter4551]

Maybe it's good it's being reimagined then, because women sure don't bring out the best in us now.

[@00ammy00]

​@@silverletter4551 As a woman, I'm sorry to say I can only agree.

[@crawlingboy]

@@00ammy00 well at least you have good taste with a kaitou kid pfp

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

I loved the part where Wendy tells Peter Pan “I wanna be a real boy” so stunning and brave.

[@mcmarkmarkson7115]

You left the part where she said to Peter "Now suck my dick" my personal favorite.

[@agree2disagree614]

I like the part where Captain Hook says, "Where is Peter? Where is he?" And then Peter pops up and says, "My pronouns are THEY & THEM!" Just stunning.

[@chris746568462]

They just turned the comments off on the trailer now. That shows how much they care about their audience....

[@bryanross5243]

The part where tinkerbell tells wendy, "we didnt land on neverland, neverland landed on us." inspired me to raise my glass of Hennesey in good cheer.

[@nathanbarnes8535]

I love the part where Wendy turns to the crowd and yells "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?" Truly a magical moment in film history.

[@Raximus3000]

I prefered the part the part where she said "there is a temPEST in me."

[@TheRealBozz]

That clip, in fact, was not all I was looking for...

[@TheSweetTeaGuy]

Perfect timing as I just watched Gladiator for the first time the other night. Phenomenal movie.

[@toby319]

Nah this is the best comment 💀😭😭

[@polonusx]

Exactly as I remembered! kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5OlmouGi7CoiqM

[@vincem2320]

What I always liked about Wendy’s character is how in Neverland you never really know exactly how long the LOST BOYS, Peter and Tink have been there. Assuming based on Peters design he has been there the longest. For Wendys character, she shows them that it’s ok to grow up because they’re so afraid of growing older and taking on new responsibilities, or learning new things. They’re so comfortable with being a carefree child. Wendy who appears to be the oldest there is arguably the youngest but bc of her experiences she’s actually living a life worth living. Not living out of fear like Captain Hook who’s afraid of Death/Crocodile with clock

[@dorkidori]

with those kinds of questions... you might wanna check out the book "The Child Thief" by Brom. its a macabre and amazing retelling of Peter Pan. a former flame of mine bought it for me. after the flame fizzled out and she hurt me, i threw it on my book shelf with no intentions of reading it anytime soon (that was 2017). well, skip forward to 2022 and ill be damn if it wasnt one of the most amazing books ive read. i will warn you, it is VERY dark! BUT, a very interesting change over all to the story.

[@emirlsanchos6302]

And through this revelation, Wendy had to undergo some character growth herself during her time in Neverland because in the beginning, she was heavily reluctant to grow up since it meant leaving the Nursery and her little brothers behind as Father Darling warned.

[@DieselWeazel]

The book was a little sad at the end. Reminder how time never stops. I read it after my son was born and realized that there will be a time when he’ll outlive me.

[@Alondro77]

I was never a carefree child. I started watching the evening news at the age of 2, and had started studying cosmology by the age of 3, arriving at numerous conclusions about stellar nebula collapse and planetary formation that full-fledged astronomers didn't reach until 20 years later. Now that I know ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING, I can be a carefree child at the age of 46!

[@CW-rh4jz]

I loved the part where Wendy tells Peter she don't need no man to raise the lost boys coz she a boss Bitch. Truly inspirational.

[@reharl4953]

The part where Wendy looked at Peter and said, "What are we, some kind of Blood Origin?" before injecting the Witcher serum to fight the T1000 with the Elder Wand truly shook my bowels. An absolutely breathtaking moment in cinema.

[@treyhelms5282]

And then when Wendy said "It's Tinkin' time!" Goosebumps.

[@TaylorYorgason]

This will only make me watch the 2003 adaptation even more. It captured the Peter Pan spirit so well in everything it did. Wendy was the strong, feminine symbol for both the lost boys AND the pirates, and, while she was also able to wield a sword and fight pirates, it was all rooted in her love for playing pretend with her brothers, and the pirates themselves (except Hook) often felt like they only existed in the children's imagination. They managed to capture the childlike wonder of Neverland, helping the audience to not take it too seriously, without losing any of the weight carried in the various themes. In fact, they even added themes of love, husbandhood, and fatherhood to Peter's fears of becoming a man. It was such a good movie, there's no way this film will even come close.

[@ThePagina18]

This. 2003's Peter Pan is so far the best Peter Pan adaptation ever made. I'll be rewatching that on April 28 instead of this garbage.

[@mkeogh76]

Agreed. PJ Hogan's version is both a very good movie and a terrific but slightly updated adaption of JM Barrie's classic. Sadly, it was a flop in 2003. (Party due to competing with "The Return of the King" for the Christmas box-office.) Your points on how it updated Wendy are spot on. If you're going to update a character for "modern audiences" then that's how you do it.

[@legitenoughtoquit]

Oh I love that version too!

[@seppukutattoo8578]

They kept to the book!

[@lewdleaf4975]

That is a hard fucking cope, not much to say about it when regardless the adaptations are ass

[@kildrath]

I loved the part when Wendy stood in a dark corner and said:"I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman!" ... Truly inspiring... Brought a tear to my eye...

[@papalaz4444244]

it clearly triggered your autism

[@DeathZac]

Honestly, when Captain Hook revealed to Wendy that "I am your father", and then she jumped out of the boat, and with the help of a group of misfits known as the Warrens, she defeated Baal and Hook once and for all, i was truly inspired to be more like her. Honorable mention: using the boat to travel to the past to fix her healing hair was nearly perfect!

[@MikeSylvester1995]

I loved the part where Peter goes “I want the truth” and Captain Hook goes, “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.” This film is a modern day Citizen Kane and I can’t get enough of it

[@AntaresVII]

Thought you could use a reply that wasn’t a bot with a scam, I’m loving all these comments.

[@MeanLaQueefa]

ROSEBUD!!!

[@hugoumero9723]

@@simonmatrix is this some morbius jokes and still on

[@mechanicpluto2430]

More like Citizen Khaine am I right

[@lefkytheshin]

That's an exact quote from the film "A Few Good Men" starring Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson.

[@LouStarry]

Every time Critical Drinker uploads a video I immediately think "oh god what classic have they destroyed now?"

[@LouStarry]

@Methodius ☦️ 😭😭😭

[@einarsteinnvalgarsson3333]

Spam.

[@rapidrotation]

It's a conflicting feeling for sure. On one hand, I get to see the Drinker shit on idiotic woke media again. On the other, I have to see another classic story get brought down by modern corporatism.

[@LouStarry]

@@rapidrotation it’s funny and depressing at once lol

[@rhh3828]

I love how they didn’t change the name of the lost boys. Like they’re caving to “Modern Audiences” but they know that not having the lost boys in a Peter Pan movie would ruffle too many feathers. So strong. So brave

[@ImperativeGames]

"Lost persons".

[@5mowFa11]

Hey man, they could've been trans.

[@Antonius_Block]

The Lost Thems

[@Isnogood12]

The lost them

[@Peterski]

I am a bit shocked they didn't - it's exclusionary after all, doesn't include trans people. And we all know such exclusions equal to hate speech!

[@watts18269]

You know what, sometimes I feel angry or down with the way the world’s going the last few years concerning all this. Then I come to the comments on a drinker video and remember that there are a lot of kindred spirits around the world who feel the exact same way as I do ❤️

[@rexlumontad5644]

When Wendy unleashes *"SKY DRAGON'S ROAR!"* against Captain Hook and his pirates, I smiled with pure happiness and glee.

[@fc7307]

@Shакirа 🅥 It's a reference to Fairy Tail, the manga/anime.

[@avicennaferdian438]

@@fc7307 why u replying a bot

[@live4hockey2]

If I could give you ten thumbs up for the Fairy Tail reference, I would.

[@funzario144]

Modern times will be remembered as the era , when audience was not watching movies anymore but only the reviews.

[@friendlyfire2374]

This is the scariest reality.

[@raroi-is8nc]

Save time👍🏻

[@eliasadam2345]

I'll happily watch something for free to tell me I probably shouldn't waste my money or time on watching something I'll turn off after 30 minutes instead.

[@daviddowney717]

BAASSEEDDDD

[@Superabound2]

There won't be anyone left to remember us