Turistas - Phelous

[@BloodrealmX]

"So these AWESOME PEOPLE decide to help themselves to anything in the house!" Well, it did seem they were expected.

[@MulletSuperman]

I'll give "Turistas" some credit, at least they didn't try a really stupid last second jumpscare Like it's actually refreshing just to see the main characters just walk into the sunset after everything they've gone through

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

When you are commending a movie for what it doesn’t have it means that which it has is supremely not amusing.

[@MsDjessa]

"Doing it for a good cause." So this movie took the line: "It is for saving lives." From Monty Python's Meaning of Life and played it straight. Yeah terrible people often think what they do is right but that is just silly.

[@ocharakau645]

They also took directly from The Holy Grail: "GET *ON* WITH IT!!!"

[@joaomatoso6939]

As a brazilian i'm actually very impressed with the quality of their portuguese, usually movies either botch it to the point where it's impossible to understand or it's fucking spanish, i mean, they even use slangs and everything

[@Ratciclefan]

Joao Matoso same. XD

[@noix9413]

The portuguese is preety ok, but the acting is super shitty

[@ginogatash4030]

Because Hollywood thinks south America is just green Mexico.

[@Bismuth83X]

Reminds me of how Resident Evil 4 is set in Spain but all the Spanish in the game is Mexican Spanish. One of the funniest parts of the game IMO.

[@Tareltonlives]

@@Bismuth83X Funny trivia: I'm part Mexican, so I know Mexican Spanish. I volunteer at a museum so I run into people from all over: the Ecuadorians, Venezuelans, Mexicans, Argentines were okay with my Spanish. The Spaniard I met told me my Spanish was terrible. Do Portuguese that to Brazilians?

[@anarchohouston9979]

The villains motives were hilarious. He thinks he the good guy when he has spies everywhere and thuggish henchmen doing kidnappings.

[@LittleAlternativeGirl]

Had to pause this review when the movie got to the villainous doctor's main plan. Just...medically speaking, his plan is due to fail because of possible tissue rejection, the wrong blood type, and possible organ failure too. ...And then I give myself a headache over-thinking a dumb movie plot and kept watching the review because it's better than the actual movie.

[@omnicowdemon]

Alex Z 😁

[@gRinchY-op5vr]

Yep, I know they think they covered all basis explaining how long an organ can stay on ice until its useless but that doesn't explain how they plan to make sure the organs won't be rejected at any point after

[@jarmakey1]

I don't mind a villain with hypocritical morals, but he HAS to be called out. Otherwise, it looks like the medium is endorsing the villain's hypocrisy. You don't think "What a dumbass villain" you think "What a dumbass movie."

[@jeremyallen492]

That's pretty much how I felt watching Infinity Bore trip over itself to act like Purple Hulk was some sort of hero despite the fact he written as a mass murdering sociopath with no real plan to solve overpopulation outside of randomly killing people at random

[@Tareltonlives]

@@jeremyallen492 Grimace is a complete moron with a murder boner. He's not a complex villain at all.

[@retrogamelover2012]

@@jeremyallen492 I thought this guy was basically like a jab at Malthusian Eugenics, which pretty much is about as dumb and hypocritical as his motives.

[@wickedwhispers595]

When this movie came out I was living in the heart of the ghetto, and I got my hands on a bigass movie banner saying “touristas go home”. Hung it from the rails on the patio for the neighbors to enjoy. Idk what happened to it. Maybe it’s still there 🤷‍♀️

[@JuicyfruitJessieB]

🎶TRIANGLE🎶 TRIANGLE🎶 TRIANGLE🎶 TRIANGLE🎶 its the chick from triiaaaangle & I'm having horrible flashbacks...

[@ocharakau645]

SAAAAAAAAAME!

[@gracekim1998]

wow I'm not insane XD I thought one of the girls was FAMILAR!

[@TheSmashingDoc1]

11:20 they just have to escape to a hospital, before their own kidneys arrive there, and then they get it back. perfekt plan

[@SammEater]

Oh boy, I'm from Brazil and I remember people being pissed off about that crap...

[@Yayofangamer16]

SammEater Thanks Rob

[@omnicowdemon]

Hawl and Sera The Shapeshifting Cyber Spider Tigress Are you a North, South or Central America?

[@lionofthebluevale7170]

truth hurts

[@floydlooney6837]

ever seen Deliverance?

[@outsidercain3038]

or a Texas Chainsaw movie ? Wrong Turn ?

[@omnicowdemon]

This movie is a great example of really wanting the audience to hate all the characters. What confuses me is if this was intentional or not. 🤔

[@ChrisKunix]

It's an example of a lazy trend now. Make them unlikable because we don't care Huhuhuhuhuh!!! It's all about the gore and terror Huhuhuhuhuh!!! Not the characters!!! Huhuhuhuhuh!!! Can we get paid yet? I needs it...

[@protohunters]

Let me get this straight. We have a slasher torture "horror" film that gives us 8 characters plus 1 for plenty of opportunities for gross murders and deaths...and it only kills 2 characters on screen(only one of which was the kind of Saw material that was promised in most of the promotional material), only implies 2 more and leaves a whopping 5-6 characters at the end alive? I have questions about their ideas of what's "scary."

[@qualivia]

Ugh, Dude Spoilers! Now I know 6 of these douchbags will live.

[@scitechian]

Pretty sure they wanted theaters to actually show the movie so they probably had to cut a lot of the "good stuff" because the MPAA is a bunch of infants.

[@FrenchPaul1988]

The gore, kind of Saw material is nothing scary. There's a strong misconception that a movie needs gallons of blood to be scary, but you can have scary movies that barely have any gore (a Mario Bava movie like Lisa and the Devil) and gore movies that are nothing scary (Cannibal Holocaust, The NY Ripper).

[@KageMaxwell]

When I'm watching something and a person is about to drown, I hear the sonic music too. It's just so ingrained in my mind that it just happens. :D

[@gallibon1319]

This was made in 2006? It looks like it was made in 1996.

[@redvelvetunderground]

i do love these 2000s era "white western tourists should fear icky gross foreigners in poor countries" genre of horror movies, it really has a post 9/11 feel to em

[@helloitisme7430]

Borderland (2007) is based on a true story.

[@brianoconnell6459]

Question: Did any of the guys filming this ever hear of FOCUS?!?

[@Bauglir100]

3:55 Who would've thought that "Gringo" actually meant "Gringo"? *sarcasm*

[@Ratciclefan]

Jonathan Szuhai xD It actually means foreigner, but I assume you know. xD

[@gracekim1998]

This movie is missing party cop XD always good to see ya, Sad Panda :D Is one of the girls in this in Triangle or.... I'm loosing my mind I'll always appreciate the fact that you introduced me to that awesome tuba tune😁 Apparently the title means TRAVELLER or tourist in spanish 10.9.22

[@Metalheadgangster]

I liked this movie better when an aged Max Payne was in it.

[@TheBonkleFox]

I just noticed the remix of aerith's theme playing during kiko's death.

[@konstance13]

Wait...Melissa George? Josh Duhamel? Olivia Wilde? Why are so many actual actors in this?

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

Well, I suppose they had to start somewhere.

[@ocharakau645]

The Jurassic Park-esque music at the end of all these bad movies... 😂

[@Daruqe]

7:03 literally lol'd at that editing

[@TheBonkleFox]

9:19 but phelaaaaaaaan! they were expected! but then again, they're also 500% useless, even before they went for a long dip.

[@Palmieres]

American writers don't understand how universal helthcare systems work, write movie about organ transplants based on incorrect assumptions, resulting movie is absurd not only because it can't scare you, but also because it's idiotic. Edit - Non-Brazilian here, btw. This is just an incredibly stupid premise that insults everyone.

[@kota2373]

Nah, this dumb ass movie got that right (not by intent I suppose), but aS a bRaziliAn, I know Americans have a justified hate boner for corporate private healthcare and tend to glorify any form of "universal healthcare", but here in Brazil SUS ("Sistema Universal de Saúde", literally "Universal Healthcare System") is a well known joke, anyone that needs it to ANY major procedure will have to get into a Kafkaesque process of queuing to get anywhere, there's multiple cases of old ppl that just die and years later they notify the family that they can "proceed", "mofar na fila do SUS" ("get mold waiting on the SUS line") sadly is a well known expression. Organ transplants is another whole can of worms bc of the high level of corruption in all levels, multiple cases of ppl with scheduled surgeries and the organs just go "poof!" like they never existed, most ppl have to sue the state or appeal to the media to get their issues addressed. So it isn't unheard the cases of scumbags with ties with organized crime that deal in black market clandestine operations with organs that only god knows the precedence that prey on overly desperate ppl. But the movie is still stupid, targeting only foreigners would be stupid af, it would quickly be in the news and our government would quickly scramble to save face internationally and use "Mr. Boss criminal" as a scapegoat to all the corruption that allowed him to thrive in fist place.

[@Luke.S2099]

Lol, I just watched this movie, I'd been meaning to for ages. When it finished, I was hoping that you had reviewed it. I kinda liked it, but I was surprised by the low body count, and the hopeful ending :)

[@reversalmushroom]

I love how you use music to completely take the piss out of these movies.

[@ooftysizemore9723]

love the party cop voice over it fits almost all stupid asshole party scenes in these types of movies

[@thejoe_snotbombsskateboarding]

13:37 Sooo Good! EVERYONE, if you don't watch the full review (which ya should) DEFINITELY watch this clip! Hilarious 👍👍👍👍

[@Kaefer1973]

Okay, now I do want to play Sonic, mission accomplished.

[@HiroiSekai]

Can always come back to your videos for a good laugh. Thanks Phelous!

[@phantomzone2725]

As a Brazilian, I'm rather offended by the fact this movie really sucks than the stereotypes because it's a really cliché vision (aside of thinking we all speak Spanish, since we obviously speak Portuguese), so it doesn't bother me so much. But the acting is very painful. Thank God they banned this film, we didn't deserve to watch it.

[@Zombiekilleryamato]

Ow that's where the beard gag comes from

[@SammyRenard]

Hostel made me laugh. I wasn't even disgusted or disturbed because that shit was just so hillarious, and I was still at that point in my childhood where I was SUPER SQUEAMISH about gory movies

[@SpeedyEric1]

2:41- And she's played by Melissa George, whom we better know as the brainless bitch of a lead in Triangle. 3:32- Right you are, Sad Panda. Olivia Wilde IS hot, and thank God she went on to do better things than this mess.

[@JoeServo]

SpeedyEric1 I find Melissa George hotter, really.

[@SpeedyEric1]

JoeDeceiver To each their own.

[@Karifi]

what this thing of organs robbery? this movie, max payne 3... i live in Brazil, very close where they made this movie and never heard anything about this.

[@WaterDrinker666]

Phelous, you just described college and why I hate it at 4:27

[@ZM7241994]

Why do I feel Brazil didn't endorse this movie?

[@SpeedyEric1]

Zach Myers According to Wikipedia, this movie was banned in Brazil because of the images portrayed of their country.

[@JoeServo]

SpeedyEric1 Heh. Imagine if we banned all movies that made America look bad?

[@SpeedyEric1]

JoeDeceiver Good point.

[@fernandajosino1715]

Zach Myers Brazilians fucking hate this movie I don't hate as much as the majority the movie spread ignorance and misconception about Brazil but i dont think people believe that this is how things roll here at least they didn't portrait us speaking spanish as most of the people mistake as our language I apologize for my bad english, i'm a self tutor =]

[@SpeedyEric1]

FernandaJosino That's okay. I know what you're saying.

[@Ratciclefan]

I'm a Brazilian and I find this movie really stupid. Apparently it caused controversy here, as people in the comments mentioned, but I've never heard of it before. At least the Brazilian characters actually speak Portuguese instead of Spanish and very well most of the time.

[@ZeroArmour]

The controversy was pretty small from what I hear. After it was clear the film was gonna flop your government decided it wasn't worth fussing over.

[@Ratciclefan]

Oh, I see.

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

You suck at driving busses , you should do something else. I don't know what but that always makes me chuckle . Not a full on laugh but a good chuckle

[@ToniHyvarinen86]

It would have been perfect "oh no" moment If at the end of the movie the bus driver would have been the pilot of the plane.

[@guldan9140]

amazing ff music during kikos death

[@markalexander3659]

Honestly, given AMERICANS made this movie, I'm just impressed the locals weren't speaking Spanish, or the main characters weren't making comments like "Wow, Brazil is such a beautiful region of Mexico"

[@cesarzpontu8886]

This movie was wild, you get it because there is Olivia Wild in this.

[@dwarfbunni]

10:50 " HEY, HEY, I'M ACTUALLY AN ORGAN DONER!!"

[@rossthebesiegebuilder3563]

13:33 Is that Storm's about-to-drown music from the video game _Spider-Man and the X-Men: Arcade's Revenge_ ?

[@FrenchPaul1988]

It's the music playing in the old Sonic games when you're about to drown. Hence its use here and the sound effect afterwards is when Sonic or Tails manages to get some air.

[@rossthebesiegebuilder3563]

Oh, I remember that now. Thanks!

[@iKadaj]

i always forget to appreciate how great the sound is on your videos until i watch something else on youtube and have all my volume settings on max and still can't hear anything without tracking down some headphones and turning off every fan/heater/appliance/anything making a mild noise in the house. your videos actually make me forget how horrendous my laptop speakers are

[@iKadaj]

aren't your kidneys in your back instead of your stomach?

[@gracekim1998]

They are?😅

[@jackharpring5849]

9:31 well, it looks like they were expected!...the jackasses who broke in there.

[@carlosarmandovegavazquez7038]

With the girls running around in tiny bikinis most of the time, I'm waiting for a multiheaded shark to appear.

[@markalexander3659]

Um...if the local you BARELY MET who was there when you were all drugged and robbed and your companions went missing suddenly turns up again at the right time again, takes you to a mysterious "safe place" in the middle of nowhere, but suddenly changes his mind after bonding with you and realizing he likes ya'll...maybe don't question his "maybe it's better to go back to town".

[@chillbaloo5346]

What's that music you play when a scene drags?

[@Ultrabalor]

It's listed in the end credits of this video.

[@Amyr28go]

Still so weird hearing Brazilian Portuguese in an American flick. My bilingual brain feels conflicted.

[@GlitchMasterFaZe]

*A&W intensifies*

[@Cybermat47]

Panquecas! PANQUECAS!

[@KevinEontrainer381]

5:15 what's the name of that silly song?

[@Dreigonix]

The A&W tuba song.

[@gracekim1998]

@@Dreigonix I need to make that a ringtone

[@thegirlfromru]

My favorite guilty pleasure vacation horror movie !

[@gracekim1998]

So what does the title of this movie mean?🤔 Party addiction !😅 31.1.22

[@e93sports80]

5:38

[@KainScion]

damn, that one chick looks a lot like olivia wilde.

[@SpeedyEric1]

KainScion Because that IS Olivia Wilde.

[@planescaped]

One doesn't need the context of speech to tell he was clearly joking...

[@lauraluvbi]

I'm proud of being brazilian right now! :)

[@wugglesx]

Anyone happen to know what kiko says around 10 mins in Spanish\Portuguese I tried looking for a few mins in Google but closest i could find was the full script cut into like 50 pages lol

[@maleficentdunn5370]

Wonder how long it will take Phelan to post all of his old videos on here. Also is there a Troll and Troll 2 review? Been curious to see what they were like.

[@phelous]

Patrick Dunn Yup, they're pretty old ones though: phelous.com/2009/04/21/phelous/and-the-movies/troll-1/ phelous.com/2009/05/20/phelous/and-the-movies/troll-2/

[@maleficentdunn5370]

Phelan Porteous Oh thanks. For some reason I assumed the videos were taken down from Blip (as they had that purge a year or so ago). Loved your Pseudo-Review of Troll 4 (even with the insane CA cameos). You and Brad had good chemistry honestly. You guys still talking or have you two drifted apart?

[@phelous]

Patrick Dunn Yup, we still hang when I'm over that way and have some some other crossover stuff.

[@maleficentdunn5370]

Ok. Was only curious. Hope your Patreon is going well.

[@reversalmushroom]

Why did you become old at the end?

[@gracekim1998]

XD

[@markalexander3659]

No, but how DID they get Olivia Wilde in this movie? Wasn't she already a fairly big name by this point from starring in stuff like "House" and....whatever else she's been in (I just realised I cannot name a single film she's been in...apart from "Turistas", I guess)

[@jacobdrolet4262]

I barely remember anything about this movie when I saw it and what the hell is with the cam it’s moving to much in the movie it’s annoying as hell too.

[@smb-c3po]

Another great video, Phelan. Oh, well, at least they tried!

[@BlazeNStar]

Sometimes your spoof titles are better than the actual title of the movie. I think this is one of those times.

[@cannon_obrannon]

I'm still wondering why this movie got renamed paradise lost?

[@justinmartin69jm]

Party party party.

[@captainjackharkness2136]

Oh boy here we go again

[@johnsouto5221]

Have you done a review on Krampus??

[@SleepingOnScissors]

Doesn't this go under another title, I have this movie but it's called paradise lost.

[@SpeedyEric1]

MrAtomicPepsi Paradise Lost is what they call this movie in the UK and Ireland.

[@Bauglir100]

SpeedyEric1 Truly the best title they could've used. Why? Because this is exactly like John Milton's Paradise Lost...if John Milton was a fifteen-year-old crackhead from Boise, and you haphazardly swapped all instances of "Hell" with "Brazil" and "Heaven" with "partying like a jackass".

[@WheatDos]

+Jonathan Szuhai "The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a partying like a jackass of Brazil, a Brazil of partying like a jackass..." - Paradise Lost: "Turistas" version

[@Dreigonix]

That’s an even worse invocation of Paradise Lost than _X8-_ say what you want about that game, but at least X8 actually _had_ a bit of symbolic imagery, especially with Lumine, to justify its subtitle.

[@ramonsanchez2545]

The vertchtuel boy Tripod stand has to be used as controller stand

[@devinharbert6071]

Review the devils rejects

[@kinggoku5978]

thanks for the video 😊

[@supernatural2619]

Review Anarchy Parlor (2015)

[@thejoe_snotbombsskateboarding]

Yompy777 haha AWESOME movie too!!! Good Call bro 👍👍👍👏

[@bahemutking12]

Why do they always go to the worst places in these countries,whatever happened to 5 star hotels?

[@Zombiekilleryamato]

Are Your putting hostel up soon

[@12345BarrySanders]

Zombiekilleryamato Any of the reviews of Eli Roth films are okay with me... but I'd love to get the Cabin Fever movies up.

[@SpeedyEric1]

***** OOH, FACED!

[@natesmith5426]

a plain white teeshirt as a bikini top, that makes no sense

[@zaggermanking29]

It's called paradise lost in england. I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHY.!!!!

[@gracekim1998]

Hmm who knows?

[@hermaeus_m0r4]

This guy sounds like yoda

[@solouno2280]

ba dum ba dum

[@LaDracul]

At least Olivia Wilde and Beau Garrett did BETTER movies...

[@BNK2442]

It is still better than the world cup.

[@Nekucloud]

I saw this movie only once AND IT SUUUUUUCKED!!!😴😴😴😪😪😪

[@Parasiteve]

if i was drugged and possibly raped in a different country i wouldn't fuckin go swimming so happily in some waterfall.

[@dominikdomazet2483]

FOR YOU EVERYTHING IS CARTOONISH

[@deathmetalelitist666]

Hostel in Brazil... I like hostel 1 and 2 but I didn't realy care for this movie

[@Aqua-Marine-UK_1991]

im glad this film is banned in Brazil

[@lionofthebluevale7170]

wouldn't want people in brazil to see the truth

[@albertobalieirogameplays9767]

Esse filme eh um lixo total

[@noix9413]

I'm brazilian and i can say, oh boy, the acting is preety lame. It looks like foreigner actors with poorly dubbed voices (talking about the brazilian characters)

[@dadobojart7895]

So, let me see if I got it: The villain of this movie was kind of like the surgeons from "Monty Python: Meaning of life", except that played entirely seriously. ... Well, to be honest, I actually dont even like Monty Python all that much and thought the surgeons theirselves were too disturbing to be funny, but still...

[@kinggoku5978]

it is cool

[@Tareltonlives]

Prue?! Well, these characters are awful enough to be Charmed ones.