Picard's Funniest Moments - Part 2

[@dandominare]

The slow turn by Data after the conversation about looking at him is utterly perfect.

[@pwnmeisterage]

5:45 "I will not look in your direction" ... slowly, slowly turns away with that long lingering gaze ... that's some disturbing stalker stuff, lol.

[@antitoby]

I just thought the same thing. perfect.

[@mmmfloorpie]

The subtle humour is why TNG is the best.

[@GudderGames]

I suspect Spiner did that to try to get Stewart to laugh.

[@svensorensen7693]

Realizing that Brent Spiner is a comedian, and that most of the time he's Data, he's doing deadpan comedy, changed my whole experience of watching TNG.

[@BlueScarabGuy]

Riker accepts the responsibility to facepalm when the captain is unable to due to being the facepalm's subject.

[@erinhollow773]

As is the first officer's duty. That's just how it works.

[@sarahberkner]

"Ales for everyone" which is the 24th Century Federation version of saying, "Glasses of ice water for everyone" because it's free.

[@steve1978ger]

Picard's biggest mistake: turning down that Jemaharron

[@MissRandomComment]

I think he realized once he saw her walking away lol

[@derpymcderpster3447]

I would've smashed. 100%

[@Jedi_Are_Scum]

He's already banging Troi and Beverly.

[@steve1978ger]

@@Jedi_Are_Scum - Troi, I don't think so

[@richardhamblen5526]

LOL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!..I SAID, "HUH, WHAT A FOOL..SHE'D NEVER HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF MY SIGHT THE WHOLE TIME"..WHO ELSE NOTICED SHE WAS WEARING NOTHING BELOW THAT WRAP AND HAD A GORGEOUS DERRIERE?

[@Rycamcam]

And to this day, Riker is still in the brig.

[@alextirrellRI]

0:39 - What's even funnier is that all the drinks at Ten Forward are always free anyways.

[@Gomezli16]

Worf’s look when Picard starts singing after the toast.

[@richardhamblen5526]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS LAUGHING ABOUT! WORF WAS LIKE, "WHO DID I PISS OFF?"..

[@bedtimesd.1247]

They seemed to have missed the funniest of all Mr Broccoli!!!

[@basteagui]

omg i nearly died that episode thanks for reminding me. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO he was going on about leadership and then at the crucial moment he royally effs up

[@richardyoung9024]

No wonder the Klingons are always so grumpy. I would be grumpy too if I had to sleep on a metal slab.

[@keels829]

5:26 he sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

[@WaitingtoHit]

LOL "I wouldn't go that far."

[@inviktus1983]

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

[@b.t.phonehome3533]

Jonathan Gibbs Hot like him.

[@anariel2191]

Still the most British Frenchman, who ever lived

[@lefthandedspanner]

@@anariel2191 or better still, the first and only French Yorkshireman

[@andrewmurray1550]

Picard singing "sea-shanties" in 10-forward? Or Picard singing, period!

[@smellincoffee]

The "Picard" in that scene is an imposter. The episode is "Allegiance".

[@socratitus]

picard and the shelliac treaty was a good moment in diplomacy

[@jeffrobison8809]

You're damned right. ;-)

[@Justforvisit]

That's the funniest Picard scene of all!

[@oldusernamewasbadlol]

This is even funnier when you realise future ale is free.

[@megadethstryker]

what about when he is stressed because his holodeck fantasy is limited to gangsters shooting at him when he just wants to nap in the office? or even better, the private dinner with lwaxana troi where mr homm gets drunk and rings the gratitude chime over and over, so picard calls in data to bore ambassador troi into submission over other cultures that have similar rituals?

[@breadtoast1036]

"ale's for everyone" but i thought it was all free anyways

[@svensorensen7693]

I'm rather disappointed, you have two "Dad Jokes" segments, but nether has "He's my number one dad!"

[@Lilcutiepie95]

That’s the previous video lol

[@MLBeaton]

Holy Cr@p... I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD SING 'HEART OF OAK' with Capt. Picard.... This is an amazing day!

[@LGranthamsHeir]

7:18 Probably the most memorable words Picard uttered during seven years of TNG.

[@pwnmeisterage]

There! Are! Four! Words!

[@GudderGames]

Shut up Wesley!

[@CrotchetRest]

Make it so. Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. Engage.

[@samanthaharris2837]

Mmm hmm. Not sure why it's in a 'funniest moments' video though. That whole episode was harrowing.

[@xenniealchayliss2489]

Shaka,when the walls.fell

[@InternetEntity]

Jean-Luc Picard, singing 'Heart of Oak'. I think the Englishman is showing through.

[@charlesfollette9692]

His character would have been at home in any era as a captain of a warship

[@LaGuerre19]

Came for the Horgon, stayed for the Jamaharon

[@yusefendure]

Picard at 2:31 knew he was pimpin' with the open, hairy chest effect. He knew he didn't need the horagon hahahaha!!

[@therealCamoron]

Does getting ales for everyone mean anything in a world with no money?

[@dragon-tamer7956]

Hmm...

[@georgeparkins777]

I think Guinan probably runs 10-Forward partially as a private business and it's tolerated as a novelty. As for how they have money to pay her? It's established that Starfleet does give its personnel money for dealing with outsiders... for instance, on DS9 they all have a decent amount of latinum to go to Quark's, the Klingon restaurant et al. So yes, Guinan will replicate you something if you feel like being cheap, but she'll probably charge you for the real stuff.

[@MissRandomComment]

didn't they have replicator rations or credits or something

[@georgeparkins777]

@@MissRandomComment The credits are theorized to be for external trade and the replicator rations are just that: rations instituted because of a ship on low power, I.e. Voyager.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

If it didn't have Synthohol in it.

[@dissonanceofcircles5451]

I could watch these all day

[@alextrebek8293]

picard calls barkley broccoli

[@MissRandomComment]

THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS.

[@rabidrobbie]

3:13 Damn!

[@ML-uv4gg]

Rabid Robbie The fact that picard didn't look up proves he is a god

[@you5711]

i'd be a god too, as soon as i got between her open legs

[@ML-uv4gg]

you5711 That's the kind of god riker would have been in that situation.

[@Pinkielover]

yup nice gap

[@Siraj75]

Rabid Robbie, Yeah, me too. I always wondered what book Captain Picard was holding/reading in that scene!!!

[@Nicholas86753]

You forgot when he owned those aliens in how diplomacy is really done!

[@Justforvisit]

*Dusts of the Ships plaque* :D

[@Tuning3434]

Heart of Oak, song like a proper French captain!

[@andrewblack293]

Thanks for the first 1!!!

[@monikabuzzi3130]

What a beautiful surprise😃! I didn't know Patrick Steward has such a beautiful voice 'cause I watched the serie in Italian. My favourite Enterprise capt. is agreat singer as well👍🏻👍🏻😊

[@niiii_niiii]

😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@robertpolityka8464]

I nominate The Picard Tug as an "honorable mention" for funniest moments.

[@oneblankspace4919]

some call that the Picard Maneuver.

[@zeniaemba7393]

In fact it was the bts Picard maneuver.

[@pokemaster123ism]

How the fuck did everyone in Ten Forward know the song Picard was singing?

[@pharlock]

Academy tradition.

[@crivket1233]

Plz do a collection , of Wills pick up lines 👍👍

[@davidpotts4368]

Asking about the lights -Picard reply Shut Up!

[@SuprSBG]

0:47 that’s an imposter btw

[@BlueFieldGamer]

sus

[@VulKus117]

2:50 Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 3:03 Amazing

[@brianturnbough4955]

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!... Get the fuck off me

[@Tomb13]

@ 0:34 in " Allegiance" that was actually NOT Picard but his 'unknown alien doppelganger'. Yes i know it was him but it wasn't. Lol confused yet? Just had to put that out there for the real "Trekies" 😉😁

[@securitor8161]

Four lights (Arnold yelling )

[@scottyj6226]

SHIELDS UP!

[@Ladderthief1]

Something doesn't add up about Picard getting drinks for everyone. In their time, wasn't everything free? But unless replicated food and drink is limited to save power, why would everyone be happy to get drinks if they're free?

[@Gomezli16]

lazor they not allowed to have real alchohol

[@oneblankspace4919]

Picard is off somewhere else. That's an alien replacement.

[@EuroMIX2]

I think it was intended as a symbolic gesture. The captain expressing his pleasure and camaraderie with the crew.

[@michaelcalico8702]

I would like to see the dive he gives Data about wonmen. DId he ever get back to him on that?

[@cyberhoney4]

I hope Devil's Due is in this one

[@teecee1567]

I see all the crew in 10-Forward all know the words to Hearts of Oak. Nah... that's stretching it a bit.

[@pharlock]

Academy tradition.

[@basteagui]

you forgot the broccoli clip and i have another suggestion: picard trying to relax in the holodeck solving cases. the holodeck keeps giving him violent thugs to deal with. finally, in one of the movies he salsa dances... christ that was so cringe

[@YoungGun66]

5:33 😂😭

[@maisiesummers42]

0:43 the actual funniest part here it that those ales are 100% free anyway. Costs Picard nothing.

[@tedtedstone1231]

But that wasn't Picard, as I recall. That was an imposter.

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

You know.. in Star Trek there is no money.. yet he orders the ale like as if he was paying for the whole round.

[@Prince_Tricky]

Forgot Picard on Advice on Understanding Women.

[@EvilMariobot]

Picard: How are we progressing. LaForge: Better. The test canister is only slightly melted now. Picard (after entering his quarters at 4:05): That's for having me buy an alien sex idol for you. Needs more "advice on talking to women (or lack thereof.)"

[@sarahberkner]

They could have added the scene where Data is considering starting a relationship and Picard says something like "Data I hear you've been asking for advice how to deal with women. When I have some I will let you know."

[@EvilMariobot]

@@sarahberkner That's what I meant by "advice on talking to women (or lack thereof.)"

[@12201185234]

God, I want to visit Risa so bad...

[@richardhamblen5526]

ME TOO..WHEN THAT GIRL WAS OFFERING PICARD A GOOD TIME, I THOUGHT SHE SAID "THE WHORE'S GONE", LOL! THAT HOT LITTLE BUTT BELOW THAT WRAP..UH-UH, PICARD'S AN IDIOT..SHE'D HAVE NEVER GOTTEN OUT OF MY SIGHT, THE WHOLE TIME..

[@calvincrenshaw6645]

Which episode was clip 2?

[@Unknown-hf9rg]

100th sub!

[@basteagui]

is anyone in these comments seeking jamaharon?

[@oneblankspace4919]

That's not the real picard at 59s

[@charlesf6247]

Irish pub song

[@cliffshockley4406]

Why is Picard who is French, singing a British navy song?

[@richardhamblen5526]

..HE'S 'NOT' FRENCH, LOL..IT'S AN ACT..

[@lunazeppeli8340]

OMG!!!!!! I would really just wanna cuddle with Data ngl ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ his.....cute self! He can bring widdle Spot too! :3

[@cherryleegee1182]

You’ll never look at your hairline the same way again. It is good to know that not only is Sir Patrick Stewart just absolutely wonderful and some of the quips that they wrote for him on the show. But even in real life he has a really awesome sense of humour and I think that’s what makes him great. Well, one of the aspects of word makes him great. Cultured, absolutely sexy, the accent is just dreamy. So I guess I would love to say that Patrick Stewart is the full package, MEOOOOOOW!🖖🏽😉😘💖

[@ericmarc7529]

There were much better picks lol

[@jsinelli5499]

Please disconnect mr Barkley from the computer

[@tjacree6910]

Since Picard admitted he was gay for data some of these old scenes are a little different LOL

[@pathogenofdecay]

Now how does a man display the horga'hn, but only have males approach? Maybe there's a male horga'hn.

[@ericmiller9688]

That's gross it's only men and women

[@arielg7000]

fuuny

[@GooeyNugz]

Lol they don’t have money so what really is the point of him saying “an ale for everyone”

[@richardhamblen5526]

HE'S AN ALIEN THAT TOOK OVER PICARD..

[@nela3986]

Picard a dad?... I guess I missed that episode. Since it wasn't mentioned again, I suppose it wasn't that important...

[@dricivil]

i think it turned out to not be true

[@oneblankspace4919]

Picard fils stayed in the culture that had raised him

[@iriswaldenburger2315]

It wasn’t his son, hence why it wasn’t mentioned again

[@richardhamblen5526]

IT WASN'T HIS SON, IS WHY..A CON ARTIST..

[@set1237]

Turns out it was a fake. Thank god because his sons accent was a disgrace.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Err...buying everyone a drink kinda loses it's meaning when you're a post-money society...

[@IrishCarney]

There are four lights shouldn't be made into a joke

[@robjackson5245]

That last one was not funny. The last one was Picard in a very traumatizing situation. To the point he almost broke. Not funny

[@sportosp-0158]

I think they just threw that in there because they called themselves "Four lights productions". I don't think that bit is meant to be funny. Since it is at the end, it may also serve as a reminder as to how Picard does keep a sense of humor, despite all the gravely serious situations he has been through. ...I'd calm down

[@amyjojinkerson6745]

sorry but I never liked DATA