Picking Your Ork Detachment - You can do NO WRONG!

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

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[@Zee-jp9vn]

Great videos as always KZbin should get a person that understand how wonderful you guys are. With chaos being a pretty good codex maybe you guys could do a review on that

[@moldiworp9143]

Ork!

[@theotv5522]

Any time Brad or Eric is sick I just think it’s Berilio telling Nurgle to punish them for overworking him

[@Ghislain82]

How would a shrine to nurgle look? Just rotting food?

[@LL4MAx]

​@@Ghislain82 Kinda like the room of the average Poorhammer subscriber.

[@Ghislain82]

@LL4MAx I'd clearly not make a good worshipper of Nurgle in that case 😂. The OCD is way too strong with me. I'd likely fall to Slaanesh. Being excessive and seeking perfection sounds more like me 🤫.

[@arandomkobold8403]

​@@LL4MAx You're right, but you don't have to be loud about it :(

[@AdaptiveCaesar]

New achievement unlocked “Viable fan theory”

[@ГлебЧерепанов-з3ч]

As someone whose armies are Admech and Custodes, I came to this episode to press my face to the window and stare in like a Dickensian orphan.

[@StarkMaximum]

Please sir, may I have some more...detachments?

[@PapaBradford]

Dick-en-see-en Dick-en-son WHAT IS THIS WORD

[@Trrip000]

MOOOOORREE!?!???​@@StarkMaximum

[@Neoreaver]

Thank you for that laugh

[@Mini-cr7xz]

Erics "How's it going" keeps me going

[@thomashowe1583]

Same, but with the beginning tune followed by "hello and welcome to"

[@Questioningbasics]

Sounds good.

[@user-RC85]

And for those in the knowing, it's clearly showing.

[@madflam3192]

Me who doesn't have any ork and doesn't plan on buying any: hmmm could be usefull if i make an ork army

[@aerynmusick4548]

Do it. They are SO FUN to paint. I did a Kill Team and then the Combat Patrol to play with my kid. Had a blast painting them all.

[@madflam3192]

@@aerynmusick4548 the thing is i can't i am in the middle of making my tyranid army and I don't have the time and money to start orks

[@AlriikRidesAgain]

​@@madflam3192 Okay, but hear me out: you paint up your Nids as squigs and run them as both.

[@theshamurai32]

​@aerynmusick4548 I respect it, I'm just already three factions deep (two of which are hordes) and a 4th army of greenskinz would probably cost me a kidney.

[@chaosheaven23]

Same, lol

[@luckmx9288]

Someone won a local tourney with a stompa

[@spiggityspoo756]

There is a god in this world… AND ITZ GORK! AND ALSO MORK! WAAAAAGH!

[@hauntorthegiraffebiscuit]

I have yet to play anything but casual, but my Stompa(s) have survived far more anti-vehicle than they should. I can only assume some big green guy above found it equally funny.

[@dr.stronk9857]

What a chad

[@bulldozer8950]

⁠@@spiggityspoo756he was certainly blessed by gork. Or maybe mork, idk -the ork most able to distinguish gork and mork

[@twurtle12hd39]

@@bulldozer8950no no no. Youz can tell them apart real easy Gork is brutal yet cunnin and mork is cunnin but brutal

[@SockimusPrime]

I love that berillio has embraces the Auspex Flashbang meme fully

[@Richard-ve4or]

I lost it at this bit 😂

[@joshuawiese8446]

I also love Eric needing to sneak kommandos and Stormboyz into every lineup. A man absolutely after my own heart

[@vineheart01]

I love Dreadmob so much I bought one of those pop button dice things for old boardgames with a D6 in it. "PRESS DA BUTTON!" "PRESS IT FSSTA!"

[@luketfer]

I love the fact that someone actually tracked the metrics for those cheap dice poppers and the number being bought just massively spiked the moment 'Press Da Button' got revealed as the detachment rule.

[@vineheart01]

@@luketfer seriously that's hilarious haha

[@blanck7457]

11:50 when this detachment came out the search results for dice poppers SPIKED

[@magnus0017]

I dunno, I feel like seeing a 90 minute KZbin video about some random topic and being told in one spot they said a bad word, saying fuck it, and clicking deny in thirty seconds feels like the most human thing someone at KZbin would do. Awesome as always, looking forward to more. ^_^

[@toodear4679]

I'd like to argue that Custodes also can do no wrong while picking their detachment. After all, you can't fuck up if everything is awful!

[@keyanklupacs6333]

Do you EVER stop?

[@milindpania]

"How can I make this about me‽"

[@beanieweenietapioca]

Custodes players: waaahh! Ork players: WAAAGH!!!

[@mouthwide0pen]

Counterpoint, doing Null Maiden Vigil is still fucking up because that means you own the maximum amount of Sisters of Silence you can legally field, AND like, four rhinos.

[@toodear4679]

Imagine caring enough to respond to a comment on a KZbin video.

[@DragonsHoardOfPlastic]

That """manual review""" was probably just someone scrolling through the auto-generated transcript, seeing bad words, and dismissing it. Saw the same thing happen to a KZbinr with a heavy accent that made it sound like he was swearing sometimes to the auto-transcriber.

[@jamborabbit]

Orks orks orks orks

[@timsmith618]

Orks orks orks orks

[@alexanderpippington9277]

Orks Orks Orks Orks

[@EdBurke37]

Orks Orks Orks Orks

[@TheMaraklija]

orks orks orks orks orks orks orks orks orks orks orks orks orks orks

[@itspetahhh5304]

Orks Orks Orks Orks

[@ronaldlongpastor]

Even as I lean more towards OPR in gameplay, I have to say I really enjoy you dudes just hanging out and talking warhammer 😎

[@apezplays9925]

I like how Brad sounds like he's in the middle of dying and Eric just sounds a little more tired than normal

[@remulean]

Wish every codex had this kind of love put into it.

[@tysonwollas235]

To me the best part of these detachments is I don’t have to paint my Orks in any color scheme to get the bonuses. You want Bully boys Bad Moons cool do it. If I want to play Goffs Speed freaks then I can. Clans are just fun fluff again. I sooooo prefer things that way. It’s how I started Orks, Clan was just your armies story not how they Had to be played.

[@blizzinam8991]

We here doing pleasantries, hope you feel better already Brad!

[@KamilDrakari]

Just in case we needed another reason for digital rules, instead of getting "here's all your rules for the next three years, if you don't like them get fucked" GW could just throw out new detachments individually like they did for Drukhari. I feel like most people would appreciate "Surprise, new way to play your army!" every now and then.

[@Fusei536]

The crude biomass Brad calls a temple withers, and he begs our kind to like/comment/subscribe. But we have already liked/commented/subscribed, for the KZbin Algorithm is immortal.

[@mattastartes9989]

I just ordered the codex!! Can't wait to get it. Since 3rd edition, I've switched from Dark Angels to Fallen Dark Angels and now Orkz. I have an old 3e Warboss, 40 boyz, Lootaz, Burnas and rokkits to start with a converted rhino as a trukk. 50 shades of green on the tabletop. Poorhammer, you guys are awesome btw

[@jonahbreen8512]

If you have the option, cancel the codex order and just read through it on wahapedia. It’s free and much better formatted

[@georgereimers5269]

We love you Eric and Brad more the former than the latter

[@sheilasherret9596]

I have basically no desire to make an Ork army, just commenting as a youtube pkeasantry. I will watch this anyway because I enjoy watching you guys.

[@TheRuddegga]

god damn, i only recently came ascross and started listening to you guys, but hearing you discuss don beveridge and the RLM gang, you've got me for life.

[@brendanmckenna7613]

This codex is one of the first things thats gotten me into orks. I like shooting more than melee, so i dont think ill spend any time on them this edition, but ill always keep an eye on em thanks to you.

[@MustBeHellToFindName]

I swear I don't even play the game but listening to you guys is worth it.

[@Axquirix]

Me, a Sisters player who never unboxed the orks she did own before selling them on: Yes, I should listen to this. Hope our codex is this good! Only 4 detachments sucks but honestly that feels like its just the new standard...

[@Grayfox251]

Hopefully its as good if not better than tau were the detachments are decent (unlike poor admech)

[@FinxOmally]

Berilio.. That Flashbang warning was S-Tier. 🤣 I love it.

[@beebeebees]

Damn, I hate to hear about the airbrush video. It was incredibly helpful and is what pushed me to get an actually nice airbrush, Thank you!

[@darkdrgon2136]

I started adding an Ork Boy or 2 on every build plate when I'm 3d printing. Eventually, I'll have my green tide

[@gamermilk6399]

That's how it starts, seeing a squig or grot in the sewers and next thing orks run the Shire Hive City complex.

[@Andrew-fr1tp]

The flashbang was hilarious!

[@briansneden2829]

Doesn't matter if it's a faction I'll never play. I'll watch any episode you guys put out.

[@BoneTrait]

36:31 the flash bang joke fucking killed me. I almost spit out my drink 10/10.

[@nunyabusiness7018]

Dread mob is fun but not simple or nearly as effective as the other detachments. In one round of shooting my morkanaut did 12 wounds to itself, i was even using 2 cp for the bigger shells and dakka dakka dakka and even still i did less than 12 wound to the enemy. Gonna try a stompa next time, the obvious solution is use a bigger gun.

[@joshy7759]

The blessings of grandfather Nurgle are going around, it seems.

[@TheGrayAdder]

I know I’m hardly the first to say this, but it is astonishing how wide the quality gulf between the AdMech and Ork codexes is. It is a night and day difference.

[@traviscumbest3946]

Likely 2 different teams. Look at the huge gap at addition launch between Eldar, custodes, and CSM and the opposite end Admech, death guard, and votan.

[@KanaKuroko]

Imperium in general seems really cursed this edition.

[@Bluecho4]

Ork Codex: "Like this one unit? Here's an ability to make it better in general." AdMech Codex: "Your big stompy robots get to use the army rule, which they couldn't before."

[@donutboi88]

Whats this? A video on Orks just as I'm looking for something to play in the background while I assemble my Stompa Boyz box.. perfect timing! 😊

[@Sadistichippo]

WAAAAGGHHHH the speed freeks game is so much fun! Glad to hear the shout out for it. You gitz iz allright

[@sandwhaler11]

Sorry to hear you've been messed around by KZbin, but it was the final push that signed me up to your Patreon and a long overdue thanks for producing such fun and regular content. It's honestly the thing I look forward to most on KZbin each week. Hope you have better times ahead

[@hauntorthegiraffebiscuit]

I have yet to run any detachment other than Dread Mob (Since nothing else boosts my Stompa or my Kans), but I’ve loved everything I’ve seen so far.

[@superkeaton9912]

Gotta love more Poorhammer, happy to be a supporter!

[@definitelyhooman7939]

As someone who uses these videos to sleep, thank you for changing the end credits song!! Don't get me wrong, the old one sounds great, but I can't remember the amount of times I'd begun to drift off before being started awake by it. I am yet to be disturbed by the new one!

[@blueishdergon]

If we’re doing orks, we can prolly use those dud objective markers for something

[@ribofen]

Im glad that Eric is talking more in this ep!

[@Floof_enjoyer]

Brad is dying and Eric is depressed today, somehow still amazingly entertaining

[@burnin8able]

gork and mork bless berelio for that CS:GO flashbang transition to the auspex tactics screen lmfao

[@StarkMaximum]

Makes me laugh every time.

[@kyubimage9526]

love some lads on trucks and bikes, good to know speed freeks is there for me when I get tired of losing with my new tasty bugs

[@JT-nr9vl]

Your new episode releases always are a high point in my week. Just want to say, patreon member here but I listen on KZbin as my little part for the algo. Started airbrushing last week after the push I needed from the episode, so this week’s subject is perfect timing for a gorkanaut I’ve had waiting in the backlog 😎😎😎 Cheers!

[@vinnythewebsurfer]

36:28 think fast chucklenuts!

[@basteala525]

It's nice to see orks getting some love. They're definitely one of my favorite factions by far--if I ever get a third army, it will probably be orks.

[@BucketPls]

I was actually building my first Ork Combat Patrol as I was watching this video! Got it in this morning, so excited to get through it all. First set I made was the Rundherd and Gretchin set, so it is nice to hear that IF I would choose to play the game my faction would not be bad!

[@divideby000]

Haven't got to the end, but you ask for the pleasantries, you get the pleasantries, even if I can't spell it.

[@eracer166]

16:50 The Stompa isn’t trash this edition. Auspex did a video and showed how if you stack the mek accuracy bonus and some strats it can actually do stuff. This also means that if you’re just getting into the game and want to play orks the most cost effective way of getting a 2000 point army is just getting two stompa battleforces for 2200 points.

[@beanieweenietapioca]

It's debatable whether it's truly worth the points, but it is the best it's been since I started playing in 7th.

[@gstellar96]

If im not mistaken, the big hunt does have a fallback of being able to choose characters, and if you're playing a horde infantry, then you probably want characters in some of the units to buff them so I dont think you're left completely out to dry

[@HarlanMayne]

I'm loving the speed freaks update, I can now enjoy myself agian with orks on bikes and buggies

[@maxdirocco2028]

Looking forward to the chaos codex review

[@logandooley4426]

As a Tyranids monster player, dang the dread mob would have been so awesome for crusher stampede vs what we ended up getting

[@blackapotheosisart6832]

Great and fun episode! I always appreciate insight to factions I'm not invested in.

[@jonahbreen8512]

Something I’ve heard about KZbin is that if you try to fight it publicly on social media and such, even tweeting @youtube, they’re much more responsive. This may only apply to bigger channels, but it’s could be worth a shot.

[@LordBillygoat]

I'm all about those beast snaggas! You guys really do well to tempt me into new armies.

[@Kimikur0]

Berilio: great transition to Auspex Tactics at 36:28

[@sontony1695]

I love how I can have a deff dread with 4 kustom mega blastas and do 4 hazardous rolls that I have to make on 3+ to potentially blow up turn 1 if I fail 3

[@markberghel275]

As someone who ran Green Tide with a mere 50 Boyz (I would have had more if the 9th Edition codex didn't make them so bad...), I can confirm that it is absolutely worth it with only two maxed-out mobs. Turns out having a 5+ invuln all the time really helps their durability, and getting full re-rolls to wound for only 1 CP is bonkers. 10/10 detachment, so glad it's back.

[@alexanderchristiansen1664]

Deff Skullz are generally also known for having a lot of grots.

[@loloritopooten]

Dark mode and flashbang warnings are always appreciated, thanks.

[@docterfantazmo]

Funny enough, Snikrot is actually pretty good right now in Bully Boyz apparently. Just running round doing secondaries.

[@SeanHoltzman]

Interactions for the intaction gods, orkz for the algorithm throne

[@Freezezonian]

if I ever get around to starting an Ork army I'd probably lean heavily into the scrapyard side of things considering I wanna junk scrap build all of my vehicles. nothing from a kit. But I'd also probably have a Blood Axe side of things mostly of boyz, kommandoz and maybe some looted/payment vehicle standins. like a looted open-topped Chimera instead of the regular wartrukk model.

[@hairoku]

Orks are just the fun lovinest faction in all 40k, makes sense their detachments would all work okay.

[@SeekerOf7ruth]

Doing my part for the algorithm, all while painting up Ufthak! Definitely wish I could get around to playing orks, one of the factions I debated getting into at the start of 9th edition. Still, it puts a big smile on my face to see da boyz getting their time to shine! And doing so with needing anything more than maybe a minor slap on the wrist, heh.

[@socialdeviant13]

Tried my Beast Snaggaz with Da Big Hunt against my spouse's Green Tide, and WHOMPED em! Got my squigs up the board quick with Glory Hog and WAAAGH, and tied up half his points in turn 1. Hell yeah, orks is sittin pretty this edition!

[@rickrossome8801]

I definitely prefer this kinda “detachment” thing to the old “each clan is a specific play style”, mainly because it allows more freedom with homebrew lore. Like for example, my Orks are Blood Axes (or maybe Freeboota’s depending on how you look at it), but I’m using the Bully Boyz detachment because part of my homebrew lore for them has them be few in number, but those that they do have are really really strong, so I get to run 15 Nobz instead of having to go with Kommandos or bust

[@Madcap52]

8:58 funny how they just released the Blood Axes detachment.. and it looks fun

[@charybdis1618033]

The next "Every Faction's ..." video should be one that isn't a lay-up for the Imperium. Do Every Faction's Nurgling. It's like the caltrops in D&D. You're not killing anyone with it. They're there to inconvenience the enemy, primarily, and maybe slow them down enough to aid your offensive maneuvers.

[@leSmokySmoke]

that flashbang into auspex transition was so funny xd

[@mtv1197]

My favorite time of the week is here!

[@Crusaydr]

What a coincidence, I've been enjoying the orkz more recently especially after playing the Speed Freekz beta

[@uhhhhism]

Orks being fun and also good is always the best situation for the overall game itself

[@Xanthelei]

I'll admit, I wasn't that into WH40k at first and looked at the lore just because I got a big mini painting kit that came with some space marines in it, but after discovering the ork lore I'm hooked on them. I'm kinda where Eric is at for orky things I think, so listening to him nerd out is great. Sorry to hear about YT being YT. I hope they don't mess with whatever you'd get from premium money over it.

[@e102y7]

I have been successfully guilted into commenting... This time... Thank you for all the free content, this has quickly become one of my favorite podcasts!

[@DrakeSunryder]

As someone who just straight up didn't realize how much of a staple Eric's "Sounds good" was to the podcast until the 100 Questions episode pointed it out (I literally glossed over it every time), hearing Brad meticulously sound it out at the beginning truly had me tickled pink. So delightfully awkward, like trying to cross your arms a different way.

[@docterfantazmo]

My only real issue is the lack of a Dakka Detachment, but otherwise this book seems amazing. An actual good job by GW rules writers.

[@silverevil00]

Now time to spite KZbin by rewatching the airbrush video

[@TheBugB]

What happened to the airbrush video and YT? Edit: never mind I just made it to the end of the video

[@redspec01]

“Now we can do the dumb ideas”

[@otakubell5752]

Always happy to support good work

[@zacharyhaben7335]

I just made my first ork list and bought my first models! I'm really excited to meme with a stompa and like 80 Grotz!!! Thanks for the info! :)

[@tort1910]

Nobz in bully boys - recommend trying two min units with warbosses in a trukk. It's a lot of flexibility, it fills in the points after you've taken three units of meganobz and the on foot warboss without mega armour gets +5 attacks during waaagh instead of +1. Good strength and AP and 2 damage, they go nuts.

[@ronintheronin8035]

My lord, that flashbang at 36:28 is hilarious. Very true as well xd

[@demoneyesrakka]

I’m glad people are pushing the whopper button. The airbrush video was a great video too. KZbin’s whole review system has pretty much been worthless since day one, and I’m sorry to hear it’s still effecting probably every KZbin channel. It’s nice to hear you guys actually still excited for the game, cause lord knows there’s a million things to complain about. When something hits home…it’s worth getting excited over. Also keep up the great work Berilio!

[@DaMedicalKraken]

babe wake up poorhammer dropped

[@halbarox3743]

I love you guys

[@ProxyResearch]

I'd argue that the dred mob is the shootiest one. Apart from that, wonderful stuff as always.

[@DetectiveLance]

Ohhh, the orks codex. Good thing to follow up today's Lazerpig

[@357Dejavu]

My sons Kult of Speed is awesome! Max warbikes all with a wartrike attached.

[@JankTank]

Thanks Berílio!

[@Loot_wolf]

I love them good mean green boys and I'm definitely buying the objective markers as soon as I get paid

[@varixin4467]

This episodes Shill% times are 0:46 and 43:25. Bonus points for KZbin having a broken monetization system. I do not remember any particularly bad words in the airbrush episode, but given that, go look at the links in the pinned comment/description. Help them pay Berillio so he can pay Brad his ransom and get out of the basement.

[@StarkMaximum]

Brad's sickness makes him always sound detached and uninterested in whatever's going on. And Eric just always sounds like that. (affectionate)

[@hawkswordzero2206]

Man, missing the blood axes feels bad. I started at the beginning of 10th, and was looking forward to making to a sneaky surprise list.