Silicon Valley | Season 1-5 | The Best of Dinesh

All the best Pakistani Denzel moments from Season 1-5 of Silicon Valley
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[@mildin85]

Dinesh: "This girl is gonna kill me or get me killed." Jarred: "It seems like the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get." Gilfoyle: "I'm with Jarred, you should wait."

[@pencilmusem]

“I have to end it, right now…first thing Monday”

[@shiffterCL]

"It's not a tan, this is how I was born" Is probably top 10 lines in the entire show lmao.

[@Mannydamon]

lady gaga reference? "I was born this way?"

[@Choicexband]

no

[@HASSAN-ey2qf]

Tbh Kumail is has a dark complexion if you will compare to other Pakistanis , I’m a Pakistani but I’m way fairer than him .

[@Toxic-th4si]

@@HASSAN-ey2qf So?

[@subaruyagami2327]

@@HASSAN-ey2qf lmao, pakistanis be like "He is darker than other pakistanis. Pakistanis are fair." This may be news to you, no one fucking cares.

[@MrTechGamer180]

Big bang theory doesn't represent nerds, this show does..

[@khoroshoorange]

I hope not...

[@khoroshoorange]

Its entertaining tho

[@rohithkattamuri4019]

Well, tbbt is Science nerds and this is tech nerds

[@kinduz536]

Tsankesara They are different nerds

[@dahorn100011]

This show is much funnier. It doesn't need a laugh track... After getting into silicon valley, I found bbt almost painful to watch.

[@Matty217]

Even in Dinesh’s best moments, Gilfoyle has the best zings

[@paqliam]

Funniest Dinesh moment: Richard: "put the device in your bag, find a crowded area, press this button and poof, you're gone" Dinesh: "I'm gonna get as many of those fuckers as I can!"

[@ishanbajpai6940]

We'll get rewarded in the end.

[@JackSparrow-zj4hj]

That's all they do in pakistan..don't you guys call it rock rock rock 🤣

[@Scapegoat0442]

Allah Hu Akbar!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@openshores4288]

i kinda feel sad in that awkward chat with that girl...relatable

[@lennybrewster4673]

Lol 😂

[@beefusmcwellington2933]

7:50 I feel so bad for Dinesh, he fr was talking to like the girl of his dreams, and she obviously liked him back. Then once they actually meet she’s rejects cuz of how he looks 😭😭 That is some true pain right there💔

[@BuffPomsky]

lol no way she liked him back. She was just flirting since he was her boss

[@famguy218]

Sad part is that’s most of our experiences

[@parafitality2730]

Gilfoyle: "Something's wrong with your frunk, it's all frucked up" 🤣

[@yoyossarian9468]

"It's me Pakistani Denzel"

[@ranjanmaithani6263]

Lol

[@sugandesenuds6663]

He's 50 Cent from India

[@dontknow5139]

Lol

[@sain8827]

@@sugandesenuds6663 50 paisa

[@k00lk33f420]

I think that was one of Richard's best burns: "I just wanna know where I can get one...so I can look like a total fucking douchebag"

[@Audreyes007]

LMAOO dinesh’s “okay” to Gavin made me laugh so hard

[@erichofuentes2958]

Gavin strong-armed Dinesh just to take a live time bomb from him haha

[@alexilica4128]

How did Dinesh’s SWEET karaoke skills not make this video??? 🎤

[@dirtycheeseburgers]

ceo dinesh was my favorite. he looks like a character out of an indian soap opera or bollywood movie

[@dinil5566]

He is Pakistani u racist

[@yasser_hussain]

@@dinil5566 it's not racist. They are the same race.

[@manashejmadi]

@@dinil5566 Its not racist lol. 70 years, back pakistanis were indians itself. Were the same people divided by another race

[@user-ps6te1mb7h]

I think he is just messing

[@hppo1]

"I could be personally liable for 21 Billion dollars" the moment to say fuck it im faking my own death.

[@Wyvernnnn]

My name a dinesh patel, my favorite friend was a Jian Yang

[@cragorichard]

absolutely no one: dinesh: "when does a pond become a lake ?"

[@avimohan6594]

When Nessie moves in?

[@LightSourceTemple]

When it has a point too deep for photosynthesis plants to live

[@billnye1825]

@@LightSourceTemple So could a deep well be considered a lake? Or just a massive hole with water

[@TESkyrimizer]

Elizabeth and Dinesh killed my soul that was like watching a train wreck 😐

[@kaalbhairav7721]

Outed by Wi-Fi.

[@Boredoutofmywits]

-Should we check the old lost and found? -Okay...

[@pteppig]

also outed erhlichs bad security, same wifi password for years

[@EzraDair]

His very special and endearing way of pronouncing the letter R makes the word Pied Piper or even the song much much special !

[@malignant3423]

"outed by wifi" -gilf is the best

[@Alchemistic88]

Really shows how awesome Gilfoyle is when he has a tonne of good quotes here and it's not even a video about him 😂

[@andrewk8175]

DINESH IS UNDERRATED ASF

[@yeshesdevi]

I like the actor who plays Dinesh also in his various roles in "Portlandia", where I first saw him. Similar kind of character.

[@mr.coconut2310]

8:30 split the rent fiddy-fiddy or foedy-siddy

[@mervynlarrier9424]

I really hated Dinesh as a CEO so it was absolutely beautiful seeing him get his comeuppance

[@rickross9829]

Mervyn Larrier him renegging on saying Richard could use the data from Pied Piper for his new internet was especially heinous

[@yemaster9000]

TIL comeuppance is a word

[@baconian_road_construction]

He acted like a CEO should; ruthless and being kind of an asshole. In his mind, Richard was way too soft as CEO (and rightfully so, Richard is nowhere near as brutal as other CEOs like Gavin Belson or Barker), which lead to Pied Piper almost sinking multiple times. He was determined to do whatever it takes to keep that from happening again, which I think is in character for Dinesh.

[@gouki2005]

I really hated when he revealed how Gylfoy hacked the fridges to Hooli spy. That guy was really despicsble. Even Bighead was more useful. In fact they could replace dinesh with another coder. Also when they compared his code with gilfoy and he was throwing idiots insults, annyoing

[@gabesarti7184]

Also the fact that Richard could have decided right then and there not to allow them to use his alogrithim, therefore ruining their company.

[@jesseloera9974]

“Jared is getting laid....with a girl.” 😂

[@_adil-]

For some reason he reminds me of David Schwimmer as Ross Geller from Friends, the expressions and comedic timing is unmatchable

[@Neonb88]

Dinesh is definitely less depressed, less awkward, AND less creepy, though

[@Oniichaan1]

Love the videos but maaaaa, how could you skip the best one.... In Latvian, it roughly translates to one who beheads the Messiah

[@wazzzombie05]

Bro

[@MsJavaWolf]

The whole bro thing was hilarious, I was dying when I first saw it.

[@vincentgelinas1500]

Came here to say this

[@xetera]

0:15 I mean to be fair Scala code will "run on anything" regardless of how you write it. It's just the JVM's magic at the end of the day 🤓

[@noelomondi4849]

😂😂 exactly!

[@abekashem4326]

lol for years I thought he was saying “scholar code”

[@chessai2121]

He's specifically referring to low overhead, high performance code, which could run on hardware with fewer resources. Not referring to its portability

[@crtmojo2705]

Something's wrong with your frunk. It's all frunked up. Lol

[@waynehoxit8377]

dinesh is extremely funny on silicon valley

[@vinamradash7000]

This seems like "best of Guilfoyle"

[@johnnodadgriffin6432]

Every moment that has gilfoyle is the best of gilfoyle

[@michellewong649]

@@johnnodadgriffin6432 stop creating further tension between the two

[@tanha8178]

Gotta admire Dinesh, pretend as he seemed, he lived true to himself, he usually said out what he wanted, no pretending.

[@brahmaputramoskva1215]

10:31 Need 1 hour loop for this

[@sergejkeser7270]

"Hey look, its Osama Benn Fucking" got me rolling on the floor!

[@SilverScarletSpider]

Dinesh lied about being the only one who could code in Java 😂

[@javidaliyev310]

😂😂

[@user-mi8ew2to8e]

True, Gilfoylle wrote a java method in future episodes

[@adityagupta4955]

Later he became code gay. 😂

[@ssa3101]

@@user-mi8ew2to8e coder

[@gauravsharma3444]

& dinesh said his code would run on any machine, but later he said to Gilfoyle his code couldn't work on his shitty machine...

[@dr6770]

You're trying to convince this girl you run half marathons but you won't walk halfway across this house to get your phone? lol

[@rmz4194]

There it is! Good job, again.

[@777jones]

Dinesh is the best character along with bighead

[@blackbox1024]

in terms of humanity and goodness, i agree. But the most hilarious and interesting character was Gavin Belson by far, then Pete Monahan and Erlich

[@malangi31]

My favorite line: "What's your policy on anonymous tips" and they didn't include it ......:(

[@melissaguzman3139]

"Pakistani Denzel!!" 7:31

[@NinjaNuggets21]

“When does a pond become a lake?” 🤣

[@alexbradley9880]

when you've seen the best of EVERY ONE ELSE. I guess it's time to fire up Dinesh's highlights

[@brahmaputramoskva1215]

Well! He plays his character well..

[@arturofernandez4058]

There is not much in it in terms of comedy, but 10:26 is still one of the best moments of the show

[@deenzmartin6695]

yeah i did this reluctantly as a last resort.

[@johhnyboy.6655]

dont be mean the character/performer has a fun voice. He's just a second straight-man and i think thats fine not every character in the show has to be a riot, you need "boring" characters in the mix too to balance everything out

[@dowiee2694]

"I can write sleek Scala code with higher-order functions that can run on anything" Okay, but aren't those all features that are inherent to the language? Fucking Dinesh.

[@polarisgemini52]

Lmao I don't know anything about computers but I totally understand how stupid his comment sounds after you mention it

[@ratto751]

4:56 GILFOYLE SMILED *HE SMILED!!!!!!!!!!!* FINALLY

[@dylanchidambaram3241]

Erlich saying "hey we all do" makes that scene feel like a hallmark movie

[@Milfuelle100]

Poor Dinesh, never gets a break. I think he's the only one with worse luck than Richard. He never fails to make me laugh though. "I did sex on her."

[@kaleloz2868]

Best show on HBO ... EVER.

[@siebenspeer3372]

Why am i laughing at 9:44 so hard. From now on, thats how i will say sorry lmao buttoning the blazer

[@charron1]

Hey Look, Its Osama been fukin :)

[@carelesshx]

9:44 is 100% Gavin Belson

[@momma1taught1me1good]

never seen this show but I'm really surprised Scala is even mentioned, since it's barely a mainstream language. that episode must've been written around 2013-2015 when Scala was more hyped

[@nobodyspecial675]

Dinesh was always my least favourite character, going through the series the first time around. Kumail nailed the material and made me a laugh a lot, but I guess he just didn't stand out next to all the more heightened character types. Looking back though, he REALLY is a solid comedic anti-hero, like something out of a classic British sitcom. His needyness, his pettiness, his selfishness, his endless failure to live up to his own aspirations. He's actually one of the most dimensional characters in that regard. I also feel like he's the character who struggles the most, outside of Richard and maybe Gavin Belson. It's really cool that's that were Mike Judge went with his kinda-token Pakistani geek character.

[@dharmendra4267]

Dinesh is my favourite character in Sv.

[@thestudiokandy]

"Hi Mom"

[@kristianbrandt3012]

''It's all frunked up'' XD

[@commentforthealgo5383]

if i watch enough of these maybe i can put the whole show storyline together.

[@kaleloz2868]

I just bought all the dvds for the entire show.

[@nickoquendo8017]

I like dinish he is cool he is the evolution of the new generation HBO HAS TO GET HIM HIS OWN SHOW!!!!! PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

[@leonardobonilla4866]

It's funny how the dude at 2:33 I think is one of the coder's that works at pied piper during season 5

[@melissaguzman3139]

DAAAAAMMMMMNNNN!!!!! His face is SOOOOOOO funny!!!! Pause it to 11:01

[@brahmaputramoskva1215]

FaAaAAaak 10:31

[@MaiFast]

In Urdu Bro short for "Bukhtwar" 2:33, lol

[@vexxama]

Blazer goes on, morals go out the window

[@JohnDemetriou]

My country, got into the IMF program because we, as a country, needed 10-15 billion euros which roughly translates to 16 billion USD. Less than Dinesh's piperchat owed

[@abzfarooq3510]

This guy is now gonna be an eternal XD

[@minhnghiaduong997]

I wonder when will spiderman teacher will start roasting an eternal

[@abzfarooq3510]

@@minhnghiaduong997 😂 I can’t wait

[@liavhanegbi2729]

Love him

[@arobot7426]

The thumbnail for this video is terrifying

[@hexagonproductions2019]

2:02 they knew Dinesh was a casual psychopath right from the start.

[@sarahb5464]

The breach of fiduciary duty and piercing of the corporate veil should be taught as an example in law schools. Watching that scene was more stressed than I'd ever been outside the office.

[@ty814]

5:00 Dinesh and Gilfoys reactions 😂😂😂😂😂

[@imninja4220]

Best man in the show after erlich

[@Xalgucennia]

11:43 I'm in a bathtub, LoL, why is that hilarious?

[@shirpradhan2583]

The thumbnail kills it XD

[@himanshushukla6451]

07:55 gilfoyle is just hillarious

[@archonandrogenpharmacokinetics]

Fun fact: Dinesh is always wearing a big top on becase the actor who plays him is super jacked.

[@Flockingtheherd]

Wow so I totally just realized dinesh never found a girl throughout the whole series.. and Jared seemingly went from slapping 10’s to a pool of glop on the floor

[@jaythekid4728]

He did. The crazy hacker girl who he got arrested 😂

[@zoomerjack5435]

Jared fucks Gilfoyle is mysterious enough to get ladies Richard is nice enough to get that one guy’s fiancé Erlich is a scumbag, but he can use that to his advantage with women Dinesh however is a beta male and a cuck

[@Kinobambino]

He got buff

[@siphillis]

Dinesh would be Gilfoyle's equal if he had an ounce of self-confidence.

[@rushellebernard4490]

Why does Dinesh always be running competition with Gilfoyle ! Dwl lol poor soul Dwl lol nearly kill himself in that car scene dwl lol

[@andrewgreen1970]

"I'm the only one of these clowns ... " - he actually implied that he himself is a clown.

[@robbiemacalpine5357]

15:20 have you noticed that Dinesh's car has no registration plate

[@ryank.6033]

It is not just in the show, when people get new Teslas, for some reason there plates are like that.

[@MrTechGamer180]

A fish that eat other fish's Bacteria, I think elrich sometime in new season orderd same thing.. i guess. He said if i dont go there they will notice..

[@maiga390]

Pls when is the new season coming out

[@arulpraveen]

Now! :)

[@Abhi-tp6dk]

the best of Dinesh isn't best for himself

[@hannianan8936]

My boyfrienddd 😂❤️

[@omarprado6752]

Pakistaní Denzel 😂😂 god damn it

[@rockyaqua4382]

14:42 'I'll never tell, but yes!'

[@ege49]

Something is wrong with your frunk. It’s all frucked up 😂😂😂😂

[@blitzwolf6955]

poor dinesh :(

[@520ga619il000786]

Did anyone try to see what new companies were added in the intro every new season.

[@alainportant6412]

3:20 There is no such feeeesh. You made that feesh up.

[@kaseirinho]

So Dinesh became an eternal and Gyfoyle Spidey´s teacher.

[@agusbr2288]

Whats is Schrabing??, Who is Rob shrab??

[@kindadecent9754]

9:44 he looks like a Pakistani Daniel Radcliffe

[@frankfurlacker5219]

Lmao at 6:07 when he x’d all the dudes out of the chat.

[@tp0pp480]

"I love water, i do"

[@NhemF]

She should see him now lol

[@quzeem9196]

Best of Dinesh ,but it was just Gilfoyle taking the spotlight lol

[@areliusein]

"Oh look, it's Osama Bin fucking" lmaoo

[@It4int0ver]

This must be one hell of a car surviving that crash

[@nk2ti]

The people of the FBI loool

[@Bigminecraftnoncexx]

Yeet