Karl Pilkington's Funniest Opinions On War | Compilation, Army Special

[@coomr419]

Lmao the Churchill comment. Churchill liked to drink right? Ricky is like " No wonder he'd fight them on the beaches, he'd fight them anywhere"

[@jojocamel60]

I loved watching these as The Ricky Gervais Show years ago. I found these several months ago and I fall asleep to them every night. I might be going nuts but sometimes Karl makes allot of sense. Lol Thank you very much for these great ad free, nice sounding shows.

[@Brett-yq7pj]

Stephen Mitchell is the best part of this not just as the cheeky freak but I enjoy his commentary

[@scut9613]

This is Karl's brother and Mum telling Karl a lot of shite as a kid 😂

[@tyroon81]

And his dad who sliced the side of a matress off 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@thebenevolentsun6575]

Nah I can definitely believe it tbf. The Falklands lasted about 3 months not many people actually fought. Why send a trouble maker out to fight when you can put him to better use as a mechanic.

[@BLK_MN]

“John’s got a mustache” made me shout with laughter in the middle of the night past midnight. I think I woke both my dogs up.

[@Elcrisso1]

4:05 In one of the shows that Karl’s brother was featured on, he mentioned that he was kicked out of the army because he was caught with a spliff in his locker. I wonder whether Karl knew this, or whether he was kicked out for several reasons including the drugs

[@Whiplashed]

Are you saying Karl's brother actually appeared on the show/podcast?

[@smoosev89]

no he was on another TV show. youtube it

[@Elcrisso1]

@@Whiplashed A different documentary

[@thegirlleastlikelyto]

Maybe the family told him a stupid story about stealing the tank etc to shield him from the truth since he was the youngest

[@miguelazenha]

i love karl

[@WeAlreadyRich111]

the story about the german womeen is real my friends mum was from Germany and she used to do that ! i never believed it until years later and she really did used to go around beating up men ...... lol

[@markamiller1970]

"You can throw a baby out of the window and it won't break its back." Karl Pilkington

[@925BulletproofAce]

20:20 Karl is right. A woman feel out of a plane in South America, she was unconscious and she survived

[@SamuelBlack84]

She was the only survivor and landed in dense jungle She followed a stream for days until she reached a tribe Incredible story

[@Elliott1986]

That lady was my mum

[@garethtaylor1470]

@@Elliott1986 Really?? Any proof whatsoever?🤔 hmmm…..

[@garethtaylor1470]

That is true however it is not really illustrative of the point in question as that very lucky woman is believed to have had her fall broken by heavy rainforest canopy which most likely rapidly slowed her rate of descent and almost certainly saving her life.

[@ExaltedUriel]

"I wasn't scared. I was just thinkin'... does he want me pie?" "I remember thinkin' if he said 'I want that', I'd have to give it up." One of my all-time favorite Karl moments, lmao. There's something almost admirable about that line of thought in that situation.

[@lornabrand3477]

I respect people who have and are in the army PTSD is horrendous

[@pthompson2113]

You should disrespect people who send them into the PTSD.

[@neonada.official]

Most people that were or are in the army don't have PTSD. Like 1% of the army sees actual combat. Still too much tho.

[@robert9016]

They should have thought twice before shipping off to defend a broken country

[@geordieal9187]

I agree, however now everyone’s got PTSD, if they’ve been shouted at in school or the ex boyfriend shouted at her/him etc. it’s pathetic now . Soft as sh*te in my opinion

[@925BulletproofAce]

“Curtains are still a’twitchin, no one’s a’helpin” -Karl

[@jellehendriks2697]

I love this channel goodnight

[@saiftama]

The velcro over laced boots makes sense actually lol (14:40 or something)

[@ricksanchez8723]

Karl keeps me company on the night shift

[@danielcarr1297]

Throwing a baby out of a window will forever be my favourite Karl moment.

[@LUFC123]

Eyes that pop out of their head......... Steve

[@joe9218]

Leeds,Leeds,Leeds

[@shaneshanks9702]

Mot, ✊

[@pilkoid5187]

I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)

[@1233-i3y]

What site?

[@MrStropparo]

52:27

[@BricksAndSparrows]

In their attempt to mock every single thing Karl says, Ricky and Stephen often come off sounding like morons. The “Jon has a moustache” thing was particularly annoying because what Karl was saying made a lot of sense. Still, he is pretty slow and some of the things he says are absolutely nuts… but sometimes Ricky and Steve sound pretty dumb. Like Ricky not realizing the moon is tidal locked

[@pthompson2113]

Yes very well said.

[@turtleanton6539]

Yes😊😊😊

[@edmckay8647]

Almost as if they created a deliberate comedic conceit and were having a laugh rather than being genuine

[@jojocamel60]

Well said. It's something I've been noticing. They jump on him too soon.

[@carpma11]

‘Ave a subscribe n that.

[@PilkyPodcasts]

Thank you Matt! Be sure to WATCH, LIKE and SHARE all my other uploads by following the link below: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqnaomWeq7WYgLc

[@beenrue5672]

@@PilkyPodcasts - but do we need it ?

[@johnnyfelcher8156]

Like a meat tree… an’ that.

[@SkyBlue222222]

Why would you waste your time putting the comma instead of just putting the H? Missed out the A and D of n? Mad!

[@Elliott1986]

​@@johnnyfelcher8156WetKnee Houston

[@08benc]

Love listening to these 😂

[@joekeith1430]

See from 7 minutes on where is that from? Never heard it before. Can hear the noise in the background sounds like the animated series but don’t know which one. Cryptic

[@joekeith1430]

Look lads…just trying to do a job here

[@joekeith1430]

I’m like a salesman at the door of the pilkington house and the pilkis have froze in the living room pretending not to be in

[@bremCZ]

Season 3 episode 3 of the Ricky Gervais Show

[@MalcolmPowder]

I love Smerch but his comments at the beginning about PTSD are so ignorant it's not true.

[@bobobsen]

@@MalcolmPowder he called you mean

[@aredub1847]

it was the falklands wars.

[@MrMyers758]

It’s not true that when you join the army where you know you might be under fire, injured, disfigured, see your friends, allies and civilians dismembered, and have to kill people, that PTSD is totally expected? They weren’t joking about people suffering PTSD, but about people being so naive that they joined the army and were shocked enough that it fucked with their head that they tried to sue the army.

[@Euph3mia]

Agreed. I didn’t even go to war and I have PTSD from childhood; and for SM and Ricky mock it and make it out to be a load of bollocks was wrong.

[@alcapone2523]

Everyone has experienced trauma at some point in their life. ♿️♿️ if everybody’s special, nobody’s special.

[@joewright9879]

17:30 “…it’s an electric current that does something.”

[@iand8365]

1982 Ricky! Please. Lol

[@5thtimeaccountdeleted.206]

My uncle had the same story. He joined the Navy and the war broke out. So my grandad got his girlfriend to ring him up and beg him to leave. Lolol.

[@emmabutterworth7182]

Just realises all these years later that a lot of us (including Ricky based on his pronunciation of "chuck") that it's both "chuck" but "chook" as in the common nicknames - duck, cock, hen, chook

[@lornabrand3477]

Fair play

[@darrenherbert5639]

if anyone spoke to me the way Ricky speaks to Karl, he would be chinned

[@vantheman1238]

Karl being Harry’s wife is priceless 😂

[@GrayD_Fox]

Karl’s question actually pissed me off because the answer obviously is “she’s hoping the guy would come to the funeral again.” Just by looking at the question and doing basic thought that it’s obviously the answer. It doesn’t mean you’re a psycho it means you can see through a simple question.

[@keekz9040]

There is no right or wrong answer there are lots of different ways people can perceive it.

[@GregoryMcStevens]

55:00 Ricky fumin tha he got it wrong

[@kayjeetv823]

20:25 😅😅😂

[@Stuart-u6z]

😂😂😂😂😂 im dieing

[@danmccarthy6479]

What would you do if there was a war in England? Go on holiday 😂

[@brettthickhammer1546]

I'd pay good money to watch Carl stream FNV or star in a full length remake

[@MrGearsOfWar96]

Search on KZbin “Karl Pilkington in Fallout New Vegas” you won’t be disappointed

[@puertoriconnect4611]

Ricky is so hostile and annoying at times. As the audience we all want to hear what Karl has to say and Ricky’ll yell at him to shut up or constantly interrupt him.

[@neonada.official]

It seems you don't understand the irconcept. This was made in the era before snowflakeism and wokism. When you could have proper banter with people without them being insta-triggered and offended and going off on rants on twitter. You belong to the current age and its culture. This is not for you.

[@YouSmokeChed]

Karl’s stupidity is worse imo

[@GregoryMcStevens]

​@@neonada.officialmate it's got nothing to do with that you absolute melt. It's just annoying when karl is off on a funny tangent and Ricky interrupts him every 2 seconds. Stop being a 14 yr old edgelord lad ive not seen a single person in the comments offended by this

[@GregoryMcStevens]

​@@neonada.officialmate youre not special for not bein upset over words you absolute helmet he's on about how people would rather hear a karl rant than rickys autismo interruptions you fuckin melt

[@np2118]

the actual non-idiotic answer is it’s the format. Karl tries to say something ridiculous, Ricky freaks out, Steve laughs

[@jurisreno]

What happened at 36:20 ?

[@jackiesmith5886]

That bit ptsd was disgraceful, watching bodies being blown apart will affect you. I guess when you have never done anything brave Steve, its easy to make fun.

[@mumfordalien1794]

I mean brits having ptsd from the intervention attempt in the falklands makes sense, especially considering all those exocet missiles they got smacked with.

[@tmithoth8956]

I imagine Karl seeing the thumbnail to this image... and going off on a rant about the lack of creativity in design of national flags... 20 minutes later, after an argument with himself about why you shouldn't have stars on flags because its too detailed but why you should have an image of a full English breakfast with optional condiments... only for Steve to turn around say, you do know that green and black war paint on his face doesn't resemble a flag right? Karl "what... yeah I know... but youve seen them women at football matches haven't ya" 😂

[@iMertin90]

Play a record

[@YouSmokeChed]

Karl was rolling on the floor in front of Suzanne at home with the kidney stones then tried to blag he was putting it on

[@RickTroutner]

W-waar do you think of that?

[@jameshickey1294]

Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 😷... ✌

[@gf2915]

Why for the love of God do you add the sound effects?

[@Shaunicus.]

The clips with sound effects don't come from the original podcast. They come from the spin off TV show, which was an official thing they did. It highly edited the audio and added sound effects and an animation

[@zonenuke]

Side on

[@SamuelBlack84]

Rubber duck

[@KatieBlue16]

bring it in

[@zonenuke]

@@KatieBlue16 Haha yes katie! How many candles are you burning?

[@KatieBlue16]

@@zonenuke What's yer 20? Haha. Fancy seeing you here 😁🤘🏼

[@zonenuke]

@@KatieBlue16 9sheep till we die :) we follow Mr Dilkinton where ever he goes though!

[@kl3656]

Karl, Ricky and Stephen are brilliant, however, as a veteran of nearly 20 years service in nearly all theatres of operations during that time I think Ricky,and more so SM, should be less disrespectful to those that did suffer as a result of some horrific events. Yes there's a danger which was accepted willingly. Many sacrificed their all for the belief it was in a better cause and significant numbers live with issues constantly too. Taking the P*** when they probably wouldn't have had the balls to deploy in the first place is BS. SM think before you speak.

[@YewTubeNoAds]

It's a comedy show from 20 years ago, calm down

[@ashbridge8273]

I find Ricky and Stephen quite disrespectful at the start of this podcast. PTSD isn't a joke

[@oz6909]

Very disrespectful I agree but the Falkland war?.... 10 weeks, 250 fallen British and 500 argentine...

[@QueeferSutherland1]

He didn't mean ptsd itself was a joke pretty sure he meant the suing for getting it.

[@pho36]

It was incredibly disrespectful and clearly came across as a bit naive tbh. The Falklands was a pointless war that should never have happened so they have a right to sue

[@QueeferSutherland1]

@@pho36 They we're suing for the ptsd not that they got sent to a pointless war.

[@aredub1847]

the war was though.

[@KalybS-o4o]

Love the three of yas but didnt think the dig at vets about ptsd was appropriate considering you enjoy the rights and freedoms they fought for first and hopefully the only time you guys disappoint me again much love

[@shanefoy3720]

First time it was the Falklands war, then it changed to northern fckin Ireland, carl got mixed up with, two different conflicts over a decade or so apart i think 😂😂😂

[@cityzens634]

Falklands 82 come on

[@mattl5797]

Way to cut off the best part of the Harry story.

[@thethunder1103]

🦋

[@alcapone2523]

So your brother gets in trouble when he’s back home with the army and community….sounds like 99% of the best soldiers who have served in the past 15 years, at least.

[@neildavies3066]

I love this but fuk me Ricky laugh wow

[@neonada.official]

English people naming 3 things they find especially English which every country in Europe has done. Also there's one country who's better at war... The French

[@user-yx7dp2pl8t]

It's either jokes or I should digress my thoughts Some people get attacked and can move on, others feel they aren't the same. I feel it's as simple as that.

[@pthompson2113]

No. Some damage is irreversible. Just look at kids who get put on mind altering drugs in the USA. They're never the same.

[@user-yx7dp2pl8t]

@@pthompson2113 this has to be the most pessimistic and down right submissive and share the up most un-eagerness to help those people in need of a hand into a happier life time. Final comment, final answer, give me the million pound.

[@Tommass79]

You don’t know how damaging it can be so don’t be so casual and smug about it

[@AL-nv4gk]

Iayupanuff 😂

[@tmony1582]

The sound effects 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

[@GingerCC-he8be]

Bye

[@pianovan769]

Shit… stupid sound effects

[@clebfelm4170]

Steve making a joke out of ptsd isn’t funny

[@mrvertigo23]

He hasn't thought that out really - it isn't funny and I'd like to think he'd be horrified by his comments

[@clebfelm4170]

@@mrvertigo23 times were a lot different when these were recorded. They make below the belt jokes about the Chinese, gays, indigenous ppl, ppl born with deformities all the time. That being said. I find 99% of their banter great.

[@clebfelm4170]

@@mrvertigo23 if they made some of the jokes they made then, now in 2020, they’d be headline news

[@drhooty]

That's the difference between UK and America. Most people understand context and intent.

[@nottmjoe21]

@@clebfelm4170 Ricky made jokes in 2021 that was headline news. So did Dave Chappele and Jimmy Carr.

[@thethunder1103]

🦋🐺⚡️⚡️🇺🇸✈️🇺🇦🫡🙂Ukraine Foreign Legion 🐺⚡️⚡️slava Ukraine 🕊

[@stephenjames1443]

&

[@jaymercer4692]

I agree

[@harveylumsdon1819]

thought the ptsd comments were a bit ignorant and disrespectful

[@aAsShHtTo0nN]

These two were lucky they never got cancelled

[@joseflobosco1686]

Cancelling didn’t exist when these were being made. The world was sane 👍🏽

[@alexandramassey9258]

It’s comedy

[@Queen_Conspiracy]

The beginning is so disrespectful to veterans. You never know what you’re going into.

[@thearbitar3751]

Well you knew what you was getting into though so your own fault for serving corrupt governments

[@Queen_Conspiracy]

@@thearbitar3751 shush

[@thebenevolentsun6575]

What a load of bollocks being spouted by ricky and steve. We didnt "politely march towards the enemy and get mowed down" If it did happen it happened once and it wasnt about fair play it was just the Orthodox strategy of the time.

[@chriswilkes2438]

Disrespectful

[@trearnold9770]

??

[@emilydotbug]

JEEZ the English are bad at coming up with catchy phrases! They came up with "careless talk costs lives" meanwhile over here in the U-Sof A we had "loose lips sink ships"....much catchier just saying...but then again everything British is a bit dry isn't it...well except the weather apparently.

[@adamh8517]

Wtf 😂

[@lukebennett576]

this one example that doesnt even make sense definitley validates your claim of every single english person well done

[@emilydotbug]

@@lukebennett576 it's just a joke mate lighten up! Considering how you've managed to interpret what was very clearly a sarcastic joke as a literal insult, or even a real opinion at all has quite frankly only VALIDATED the "British are dry" stereotype...that is if course assuming that you also happen to be British yourself...

[@Timberdoodle197]

Well suppose you all had more time to come up with a slogan as you arrived late to the war as fucking usual mate

[@aredub1847]

they name things like karl would name things. like a 6 yo.

[@GregoryMcStevens]

21:55

[@edwardkelly8840]

English fair play....machine guns against spears ?