Pinocchio: A True Story - Nostalgia Critic

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[@AnimeDynasty001]

Pikachu!!⚡⚡⚡

[@coolnerdlll6053]

"What's this? What's this? There's Pauly in the air!"

[@spencercarroll6363]

Please do a Nostalgia Critic episode on The Sandlot 2!!!

[@jerricablackcat4303]

Can you review Jawbreaker?

[@pizzaman8918]

Can’t wait for Del Toro’s version

[@jacobhays8678]

“Father, when can I leave to be on my own?” is the modern day “Oh hi Mark”.

[@gameboy8425]

but the room is at least so bad it's good this is so bad its bad

[@geardog24]

What about getting shot by a cat? "A little wooden boy?! IIIEEE!!!" *BANG*

[@Sleepyshy712]

Your tearing me apart Geppetto

[@tassadarc8069]

That The Room is old enough to genuinely be considered nostalgic now horrifies me almost as much as some of the wretched dreck that I've watched since The Room came out. And I didn't even get to see the world get taken over by sea horses!

[@MadTurnip]

"The whole worldussy" kinda resembles "a human bean" xD

[@jerricablackcat4303]

I'm sorry Pinocchio is supposed to be a puppet, he does NOT look a puppet. The only thing wooden about him is his performance.

[@jadedheartsz]

he looks even worse in the 2002 Italian adaptation by Robert Benigini.

[@bruhchamp16593]

that’s almost exactly what i said upon first seeing a clip from the trailer on Twitter

[@LovelyMossy]

Idk what you mean, he sold it. He sounds just like how you’d expect a wooden doll imitating a teenager life to sound.

[@LovelyMossy]

Idk what you mean, he sold it. He sounds just like how you’d expect a wooden doll imitating a teenager life to sound.

[@left4twenty]

ohf, geez, someone fetch the fire extinguisher, this puppet is getting seriously burned over here

[@BugsyFoga]

The funny thing is this isn’t the first time a foreign Pinocchio film got an absolutely bonkers English dub with an extremely unfitting voice for the title character, since the 2002 English dub of Roberto Benigni rendition had freaking Breckin Myer voicing Pinocchio of all people, so it’s funny how history repeats itself .

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

And they won a Razzie Award for it

[@Lorlic1138]

I think I remember that. Is that the one where he goes into the dream realm and fights the lord of night or something like that? And something about a music box that they all get trapped in? Just googled it. It was Pinocchio and the Emperor of Night. I remember actually liking it as a kid.

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

Pauly Shore won 4 Razzies throughout the 90s Worst New Star for Encino Man, Worst Actor x2 for Jury Duty & Bio-Dome and Worst New Star of the Decade

[@elijahwalton2248]

Imagine Dragon Ball getting a garbage dub like this smelly turd

[@Elvusmiw]

Doogal all over again

[@ГеоргийОлейников-ш6т]

As a resident of Russia, I want to say that even here, no one knows how this cartoon appeared. No ads, no announcements, nothing. It just happened. It became known only when the first reviews appeared. Mostly negative, of course.

[@zeleni_Dracon]

Я ток узнал по мемам

[@tarelochka_borscha]

я был в шоке, когда понял, что мем про всратого пиноккио идет из нашего мультипликационного дерьма

[@ЛикаЛ-т8к]

Как как) Деньги отмывали, вот как)

[@zhenya66]

Я только сегодня, посмотрев Уголок Акра

[@mr_h831]

So is this just as bad in Russian as it is in english?

[@alsuzakirova5274]

This movie looks so different because it's based on another book. At the beginning of the 20th century, the writer Alexei Tolstoy began to translate the original fairy tale about Pinocchio, but he was so impressed that he composed a new story with a common beginning and called it The Golden key or the Adventure of Pinocchio (Золотой ключик или приключение Буратино). that's why the cartoon can look a little crazy, but for us it's a strange cartoon with familiar characters. Русскоговорящие ставим лайки, американцы должны знать «правдивую историю» 🤣

[@jatoarkanen4435]

Вспомнилось "Правда! Живите по правде!"

[@alsuzakirova5274]

Ахаха да)

[@raykotyan]

Да уж… я конечно всё понимаю, но почему бы им просто не назвать этот мульт Буратино? Да хоть английскими буквами, это лучше чем путать людей не имеющих понятия, что вообще происходит в этом убожестве “Buratino or What the actual fuck is going on in this shitty movie”

[@ArtEM-41]

@@raykotyan "Пинокио" - это бренд, а Буратино для тех кто не в теме - ноунейм

[@jonathanholowasko9545]

The fact that even Pauly Shore himself was roasting his own voice acting on social media along with everybody else makes this even better!!!😂

[@jacechretin4597]

Especially when he read the comment from electronicdragon505 aka animat. That was amazing!

[@Sonicfalcon16]

Fire that voice director

[@Dorian_Scott]

Now *that's* funny. 😂

[@duncancurtis1758]

Why does it look like an alternate Shrek?

[@ahabduennschitz7670]

@Why The Hell Was I In Star Trek 6? Critic also never reviewed Titanic, Superman 3, Superman 4 and Armageddon. Whats your Point?

[@shadowldrago]

Man, if I had a nickel for every time a foreign Pinocchio film got dub with a hilariously unfitting voice for the puppet himself, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@Legoluke197]

What was the other movie?

[@shadowldrago]

@@Legoluke197 I think it was an early 2000s one, but I for the life of me do not remember it. I just vaguely have memories of a really bad dub.

[@DurongoWarlokus]

I believe before that, there were the 1967 East German film, the 1972 Italian animated film, and the 1976 USSR animated film.

[@wickedlysyckk]

@@Legoluke197 Pinocchio (2002) co-written, and directed, and starring Roberto Benigni.

[@Artemas_16]

@@DurongoWarlokus well, technically, USSR one is about Buratino, because it is based on reinterpretation of Pinoccio's story, where almost everything is different, only fact that MC is talking wooden boy remains.

[@Turbiner17]

2:46 Oh, so it’s based on “Burotino’s adventures or The Golden Key” Russian analogue of Pinocchio. That is why the story is so different. The only similarity is that each story has a wooden boy. The original Russian story has the Country of fools and a giant talking turtle who is changed to a fairy in this film for whatever reason, but okay.

[@brendaspence1824]

Wait….are you kidding?

[@Turbiner17]

@@brendaspence1824 no jokes here, I searched and found out that our variant of story is not translated to any language I know but you can try googling «Золотой Ключик или приключения Буратино»

[@ИгорьСукач-з9ю]

@@brendaspence1824 In Russia (precisely as the meaning of the domain, which included the Russian Empire and then the Soviet Union), Russian writers often made complete adaptations of foreign fairy tales. 70-80% of the fairy tale was changed, in fact only the beginning coincided.

[@КсенияСарина-с3ч]

Yes, I'm from Russia and there we have Buratino. And girl with blue hair is analogue of Malvina, a puppet and one of main characters in Buratino.

[@ИринаЛайм-в6ф]

@@ИгорьСукач-з9ю ты зачем ему рассказал?!! 😄 😄 😄 Только про страну Оз и волшебника изумрудного города не рассказывай, вот они охуеют🙃 да я и сама охуела, когда узнала эту фишку. Хорошо, что у нас ещё дамбо не адаптировали

[@КсюшаУсманова-б6м]

Someone, I beg you, show him "children against wizards"!!! Кто-нибудь, умоляю, покажите ему "дети против волшебников"!!!

[@fisfiska]

Или "Наша Маша и волшебный орех", тогда ему Пиноккио покажется шедевром диснеевского масштаба

[@irinakvartalova8226]

Лайкну в качестве поддержки! Это самая безумная дичь, которую я видела.

[@АнтонДегидонов]

Better not, because I'm afraid his sanity won't stand it.

[@ЭдвардКиреев]

Чебурашку тоже можно показать (фильм)

[@mfairelabelle]

Он сделал обзор на "Джошуа", так что ожидаю и на этот бред. Но, боюсь, после него, Критик навряд ли останется прежним... Это просто такой фильм, который можно заносить в одну категорию с еб*чим "Footfight"

[@t1kvin]

I've never watched that one myself, but I can see that they kinda (really poorly) tried mixing Pinoccio with Buratino. Buratino (or Golden Key) had basically nothing common with Pinocchio except the main character. In Buratino there was a puppet show theatre, with main antagonist Karabas (who basically used child labour and was a cruel man) and a there were bunch of kids who worked in the theater. Except Malvina (the blue haired one) was a runaway in that version. The point of that story was that Buratino had to find the key, that was hidden in his father's home, behind the fake fireplace painted on the wall, before Karabas does. While Karabas was hunting Buratino to make him say where the key is hidden. Buratino never had a dream to become a "real boy" I also see what characters they added from Buratino in this movie but they are playing completely different role there. Overall yeah, pretty shitty movie lol

[@KniazRus]

It would be better if they made a new adaptation of Pinocchio (there is a good cartoon and two high-quality film versions). The very spirit of the story is very different from Pinocchio, both in plot and message. The Soviet adaptation of The Jungle Book is great.

[@t1kvin]

@@KniazRus Oh true. The Jungle Book was awesome. I remember watching it as a kid, the whole atmosphere was just something, and it was completely different. Didn't felt as cheerful, I would say. It felt pretty dark because of the artstyle and plot in general

[@JopaJiaro]

I'm shocked that I see an American who watched the Soviet "Buratino"

[@АнтонДегидонов]

@@t1kvin I am glad to see that someone in the West knows about the Soviet adaptation of the Jungle book. According to many, this is one of the best cartoons in history and much closer to the original story of Kipling (well, except for Bagheera who changed her gender =))). It was even a pity when in the review about the Jungle Book the Critic did not mention this version as close to the spirit of the original.

[@CalliopePony]

Pinocchio doesn't even look like a puppet. His design is the same as all the human characters, he doesn't have any joints or angles, and his body bends and moves like a normal person. The only indication that he's not a real boy is a slight wood grain pattern on his face, but that's not even very noticeable.

[@wcapewell3089]

There was a wood grain texture on his face? You cant even see it. His skin looks the same as geppetto's

[@Threeedognight]

this is not Pinnoccio it's russian Buratino and that's why the plot is so strange it's just the Russian version

[@АнтонДегидонов]

@@Threeedognight Don't drag Buratino into this soulless piece of code.

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

@@wcapewell3089 True. But then again, you gotta pay attention to his painted eyebrows.

[@strange_0ne535]

Tom Kenny is one of those actors who is wonderful and iconic but somehow had the word "NO" surgically removed from his vocabulary. SpongeBob and Ice King are too good for this movie and Elf Bowling

[@aidensmith5113]

Sounds like he needs an abrasive side

[@chasehedges6775]

Same. 💯💯💯

[@OneLilSpark]

Sadly he takes the william shatner approach tp acting. That being "take what comes when it comes because you never know when the work will stop coming"

[@dylansharp8471]

@@OneLilSpark Huh?

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

@@OneLilSpark And that's his fault cause..?

[@LTJfan]

For me, Pinocchio getting shot by the cat is best part of the movie

[@MrAlcazar]

That cat did what everyone wanted to do the moment Pinocchio came onscreen.

[@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700]

I saw a video where that was framed like a Persona 3 battle. The cat's gun was an Evoker, he summoned a Persona and used Agidyne, and that killed Pinocchio.

[@jscal2231]

GTA: Circus Edition

[@thunderpantz]

You should see it a .25 speed.

[@maxxatom]

Based cat with blunderbuss is my spirit animal

[@phantomstrider]

This movie was made to be NC'd 😄 So many laughs, but I lost it most at 14:03 when Rob brought back his Jeff Goldblum impression 😄It's clear your team had alot of fun with this and it shows in every segment.

[@gabrielortiz308]

I wasn’t expecting you to be here, Strider.

[@Gna-rn7zx]

Yes, that impression was gold!

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Yeah, but Malcolm's Kel Mitchell was something funny. It was almost on point.

[@renroxhrd]

Omg strider I love your videos and NC too of course. Keep doing food fail videos they're great

[@joyunicycle]

I'm pretty sure even Pauly Shore knew this movie is crap. He doesn't sound like he's trying

[@ХристинаГрицай]

Pinocchio is insane movie, but there is more insane: "Children against Wizards" ("Дети против Волшебников" in Russian). It's anti Harry Potter movie, in wich HP is the servant of the Devil, and evil Scottish wizards want to abuse Russian innocent children. Best animation (no), plot (no) and characters (no).

[@tarelochka_borscha]

не надо...

[@ХристинаГрицай]

@@tarelochka_borscha надо, ещё как надо 🤣🤣🤣

[@AlexTimBra]

Are you insane? His pure untouched brain won't survive that))

[@JopaJiaro]

OMG, если он его посмотрит он умрëт от того насколько этот мультфильм плохой (простите что называю эту чушь мультфильмом)

[@ХристинаГрицай]

@@JopaJiaro я верю в лучшее х)

[@spencerandersen271]

This is a true story. The events depicted took place in Italy in 1826. At the request of the survivors, the names have been changed. Out of respect for the dead, the rest has been told exactly as it occurred.

[@gluttonousmaximus9048]

Well, sorry to have to be the snub but, ... ... ... The real life talking horse only considered Pinocchio his brother, not his son. HUGE mistake here.

[@BebopMan]

Cue the melancholy plinking of the Fargo soundtrack.

[@pietrofelicini6551]

I’m Italian and I can confirm. That stuff still creeps us off.

[@were-owlinwisconsin4441]

Wait, does this movie have a woodchipper scene, too?

[@zit-u1x]

In Russia, it’s different and it’s not filmed. Only truth. [sarcasm] You have no idea how disgusting it is for us to watch all these antics of the Cinema Fund every time.

[@lawresk]

In 1923 Alexey Tolstoy, who helped with translation of "Pinoccio" by Carlo Collodi to russian, wrote a remake supposed to be closer to modern soviet society - "Adventures of Buratino" which became classic literature for kids and had decent movie and animated film adaptations. Almost a hundred years later Vasiliy Rovenskiy remade "Buratino" back to "Pinoccio" in attempt to be closer to modern western society, which became a disasterpiece. Этот человек в 2010-Х снимал комедию про переселение тел. Этот человек снял "Одноклассниц", на которых обзор делал ещё BadComedian. КАК ЕМУ ВООБЩЕ ДАЮТ ДЕНЬГИ ПОСЛЕ ВСЕГО ЭТОГО?!?

[@ИринаХамзина-д1у]

Usual way. Corruption

[@nejkajaryba1710]

Деньги сами себя не распилят ээй!

[@АлександрБлинов-е1о]

расскажите критику про "Дети против волшебников"

[@ИринаХамзина-д1у]

@@АлександрБлинов-е1о он нужен нам живым и в здравом уме.... А перевод на английский этого творения есть?

[@edkij]

@@ИринаХамзина-д1у сабы есть)

[@Mathmachine]

This might be one of the fastest turnarounds for a Nostalgia Critic review, and if any piece of trash deserves it, it's this.

[@chasehedges6775]

He’s the Nostalgia Critic and remembers it so we don’t have to.

[@yorik3093]

As a Russian, I don't even know whether to laugh or cry because the Critic saw THIS. This is insanely bad, and I'm sorry that there are a lot of such cartoons in my country at the moment. But, I must admit, the American dubbing actors made it even more ridiculous and hilarious, although I did not even think that it could be worse. (Used a translator)

[@uHCneKToP]

Я так рад, что наши "шедевры" мультипликации замечают на западе, жду больше обзоров от критика I am so glad that our "masterpieces" of animation were noticed in the west, I am waiting for more reviews from the critic

[@violettahyde2066]

на самом деле это скорее печально. И так достойной отечественной анимации очень мало (а за рубеж попадает и то меньше), так еще всю ситуацию делают еще хуже такие вот... мультфильмы

[@uHCneKToP]

@@violettahyde2066 зато поржать можно

[@violettahyde2066]

@@uHCneKToP , конкретно у этого мульта бюджет был 350 млн., и большая их часть пришла с налогов граждан. Тут не ржать нужно, а офигевать, что деньги в очередной раз попилили

[@WalkingJellyfish]

Лучше бы хорошие заметили, у нас "Герои Энвелла" шикарный сериал, а никто не видел.

[@homeless_duckling]

Главное чтобы Критик не посмотрел " Детей против волшебников". Это физически больно, а для неподготовленного иностранного зрителя урон будет критическим.

[@elder-woodsilverstein7716]

This movie is barely two months old, and the critic tearing it apart. Really goes to show not only a dumpster fire this movie is, but also how dedicated Doug is to comedy. 👏👏👏👏👏

[@jabmaster1000]

And how dedicated Doug is to taking the “Nostalgia” out of Nostalgia Critic

[@joeytheghost4211]

Wait, this is a new movie?!

[@elder-woodsilverstein7716]

@@joeytheghost4211 Yes...yes it is.

[@HB-fq9nn]

@@jabmaster1000 It’s not a big deal. It’s not like the name is more important than the content that comes out of the video.

[@jabmaster1000]

@@HB-fq9nn my comment was more of a joke than anything else, I still like his videos but I will say that the nostalgia theming of nostalgia critic has been completely thrown out the window at this point

[@koneheadcokehead4981]

Man even Pinocchio from Shrek is looking down on this film.

[@chasehedges6775]

Pinocchio from Shrek had more dignity than this.

[@alexm5426]

I have to agree….the puppet that wears ladies underwear is better than this one

[@matrix91234]

Also Shrek is a 3D animated masterpiece. So it would be hard to top it.

[@wilsonjonah]

@@alexm5426 "What kind?"

[@mujon8304]

Actually it's not a remake of 'Pinocchio", it's a remake of his far cousin "Buratino" where the only common thing they had was a wooden boy as mc. I think y'all should watch the original bc it's grate and also to better understand this hilarious sh*t lol

[@ОлегГавриленко-п1х]

Ох, милый маленький мальчик. Если ты действительно считаешь это полным безумием, то ты всё это время смотрел на мир закрытыми глазами. Добро пожаловать в мир российского кинематографа, здесь такое "безумие" выходит каждую вторую неделю)

[@veegoti446]

У нас такое безумие называют- Самый амбициозный мультфильм России за долгое время

[@PoSch999]

Ну неприувеличивайте 3-4 раза в год!)

[@АнастасияВасина-й7ъ]

Я так надеялась, что этот высер пройдёт мимо всех :( Интересно, что будет если он наткнётся на Ёлки? :)))))))))

[@charlottewinters5538]

sweet boy

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

i cant read spanish

[@Pravdiil_Shpak]

Nostalgia Critic, be careful! Ты входишь на территорию нового российского кино. Все русские знают: видишь "Фонд Кино" -- выключай и беги как можно дальше! Ждём обзор на "Дети против волшебников" / "Children vs wizards" 2016

[@АнтонДегидонов]

Какая то странная смесь французского с нижнегородским в этом коменте получилась. =)))

[@chayden153]

Pinocchio's voice makes me laugh harder than anything I've heard in a while. A coworker of mine and I quote him so much

[@ThePkmnYPerson]

I'd love to see more of Dubster Fire Studios. That was hilarious.

[@PrismPoint]

Wouldn't that just be Demo Reel animated?

[@adampkalb]

Me too. I want to hear Pepper Ann (Kathleen Wilhoite) voice Olive Oyl and Daisy Duck and the Granny who has Sylvester and Tweety. That shirt will be hilarious! April 29, 2022, 5:39am

[@axelnilsson5124]

Janeane garofalo as Minnie Mouse was hilarious

[@matthewkoch6937]

Brad Jones said "Pauly Shore saves this film." After seeing your review of this delightful insanity, I'm convinced he was absolutely right.

[@evgenia6410]

It's some kind of genious mix. Foreign names were added to the characters of the fairy tale "Буратино" and called "Pinocchio", plus they invited excellent voice actors. It made my day. Thanks for the review!

[@saulgoodman4235]

Funny fact. This sound effect 9:19 was not in the original voice acting... As a Russian, I don't understand why unnecessary replicas and cheap sound effects from the old Warner Bros cartoons are added to the American adaptation. Is this really funny for someone?

[@ArturFlintchannel]

It's the same in vise versa: Jackie's Chan Adventures has extra sound effects while in original there were none T-T

[@arsenelupin9697]

It's kinda hilarious that there would actually be a valid reason (apart from pure cynicism) to "remake" these properties, if you'd stick closer to the original stories and turn them into good 70/80s-style gateway horror movies for children.

[@chasehedges6775]

WEVE GOT TO HAVE MONEY! Kaching!

[@EvilDick1995]

That’s pretty much what the 2020 Pinocchio movie is

[@arsenelupin9697]

@@EvilDick1995 Yeah, that's the live-action one, right? I'm sure there are a couple of B/C tier Pinocchio movies that went with a darker tone, but I was more so talking about something similar to "Coraline" - given that we're specifically referring to Disney here.

[@TheSpawnfan]

Yeah, like Labyrinth was

[@TheMadwomen]

@@arsenelupin9697 There is a Pinocchio adaptation coming out helmed by Del Toro, so maybe keep an eye on that just in case.

[@psychonaut1502]

Apparently, the story derives from the Russian version of Pinocchio (Russia has a long tradition of remaking fairy tales) but is still a mix of the version we know and the Russian version.

[@sporepda]

Yeah, it is. Our version of Pinocchio called "Buratino". And we have a few adaptations of that, both live-action and animated. And they are good, not great, but good

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

When did this film came out?

[@dooniashard]

@@manuelalbertoromero9528 1976. And it is pretty good. It is heartwarming and funny and a musical.

[@dooniashard]

Yes, like for example the circus director is 70% Karabas Barabas. In Russian version he is a big and scary man with long long beautiful beard, who actually has a doll theatre. So the whole story makes more sense. And i actually think that Buratino is different in many ways and has its own moral and story so i find it really strange, that someone decided to merge it together with pinocchio, destroying everything good that it has and that could be interested for nonrussian people.

[@alexandresmgc374]

@@sporepda interesting

[@bigmanstan5847]

I watched this movie with my little cousin and she started crying because she was scared of the TITLE CHARACTER

[@diegodubber2140]

Yep. In 2002, there was an AWFUL American dub of Roberto Benigni's version of Pinocchio with an extremely unfitting voice cast for the main character. (the movie itself is considered by some people one of Benigni's weaker movies since they find it odd that the main character, who is supposed to be a kid, was played by the then 50-years old Benigni and looked more human than wooden) Now, we have this... THING, that is A ZILLION TIMES WORSE!!!

[@shotaaizawa1206]

shahahaahAHAHAHAHA!

[@evanthecinemaguy9902]

Or maybe she was scared by the fact Pauly Shore was in it

[@diegodubber2140]

Tom Kenny is a great actor, he is the voice of SpongeBob and the Ice King, but there are times when he should just say this simple word of only two letters: "NO". Remember that SpongeBob episode where he couldn't say no and got himself an abrasive side that eventually took over? Maybe Tom Kenny should get himself one.

[@Nick-ty9us]

I remember that episode where he gets that abrasive side but Tom is not the type of guy who would have that and besides he does his job

[@vinnie6434]

I from Russia and I can throw more of these cartoons. For example, children against wizards (Дети против волшебников), bogatyrsha (Богатырша), the country of good children (Страна хороших деточек) and so on (translated the names in the translator). Thank you for your creativity :)

[@Glebedon94]

The last one is movie, btw

[@brianalambert1192]

As someone who has a degree in equine science, spent 14 years learning to ride, and worked on a Thoroughbred breeding farm in Kentucky, I'll be the first to admit I would love a movie about a kid who joins the circus and has an act doing trick riding (doing the flips and poses on the back of the horse while it's in motion, which is bizarrely animated correctly in this movie) and liberty work (riding/doing tricks with a horse without a bridle or harness). The beauty and difficulty of this kind of a performance, the relationship between man and animal who have to communicate via non verbal communication on a level that is advanced even for plenty of experienced horse riders, and the wonder and awe of the audience would make a wonderful movie. Think Greatest Showman if the movie was about a performer and his relationship with his horse. Why the hell this is in Pinnochio I have no clue. My jaw dropped when I saw that the reason the circus wanted him wasn't because of his trick riding, but that he could ride a horse without a bridle; spoiler alert plenty of people in third world countries ride their horses or donkeys this way. This should not be a big deal in this time period.

[@UglyKenHart]

There was an old Disney movie about a boy who joins a circus and gets into horse tricks, “Toby Tyler, or Ten Weeks with the Circus”

[@saiyanc137]

13:06 “Welcome to Good Word, home of Jesus. Can I get an Aaaye-men?” Not only is that hilarious, Malcom’s impression is A1!

[@marcello7781]

This movie makes me want to believe it was finished two decades ago but got forgotten until some of the Lionsgate's guys discovered it and decided to give it a chance.

[@chasehedges6775]

That has to be the reason

[@alysssabear]

That's gotta be it because this animation is giving me _heavy_ 2000s DVD bargain bin movie vibes

[@mrcritical6751]

I just don’t get Lionsgate. How can a studio release big budget stuff with all star casts like Hunger Games and Knives Out one second then the next be reduced to dubbing over a Russian kids movie with bottom of the barrel washed up actors

[@Threeedognight]

it’s based on “Burotino’s adventures or The Golden Key” Russian analogue of Pinocchio. That is why the story is so different. The only similarity is that each story has a wooden boy. The original Russian story has the Country of fools and a giant talking turtle who is changed to a fairy in this film for whatever reason, but okay.

[@Ronash-l6v]

Когда узнал о мультфильме не от своей родной страны, а от зарубежного обзорщика. Вот это уровень пиара

[@lightdragon8849]

Проект был настолько плох, что они даже не пытались его пиарить

[@АртемСулейманов-г2ь]

@@lightdragon8849 ну а зачем, бабки-то уже попилены, неужто кто-то в самом деле думает, будто на нём можно заработать как-то ещё? Хотя должен сказать, это ДАЛЕКО НЕ ХУДШИЙ уровень анимации для такого проекта.

[@lightdragon8849]

If you think this one is bad, you should see "Дети против волшебников" (Kids vs. Wizards). It's like "Kids from Rapcity", but worse, much worse-e-e

[@aboxinspace]

Tomorrow is my birthday, I'm sick of being tired and permanently ill, I'm about to burst into tears, and then I open My Subs to find an NC review of this incredibly goofy movie. Thanks guys. And thanks for the past whole decade, this channel is one of the things that makes me smile

[@ChannelAwesome]

Happy Birthday Nath! Hope things get better for you!!!

[@aboxinspace]

@@ChannelAwesome aw thanks guys

[@ayanamiayachanJ]

@@ChannelAwesome for heaven’s sake I’m more interested in watching the Guillermo Del Toro version of Pinocchio that’s coming out in December on Netflix

[@buddyzilla4557]

"I wouldn't pay to see him, but I would pay to see people who paid to see him." - The Nostalgia Critic just unwittingly describes all his viewers who have KZbin Premium.

[@thing1thing2themediamaniac43]

BURN

[@theSonicguy001]

@@thing1thing2themediamaniac43 we don’t have enough firefighters to control this burn!

[@sebastiancintron29]

I need more of that dubster fire studios thing. Even if its just short clips every once in a while, it would be hilarious.

[@KingRandor82]

I agree: let them do that, so we can completely wash the image of DemoReel out of our heads! ;)

[@filmfangirls9163]

That was hilarious

[@leovk5779]

There's a whole genra of Japanese anime purposefully badly dubbed in French in the 80's (the main one I remember right now is "Ken the survivor"). Dubbed over the top and cheesy by choice, especially the violent vilains, to tone it down from violent and serious for kids. They have a cult following nowadays in France. The result is pretty funny (so bad it's good? I guess it's subjective), though any fan of the original animes would scream murder! XD

[@svetafvf3992]

Yeah, man, we've got a lot of stuff like this. For example, for the series "The Big Bang Theory" we have a one-voiced translation from the Courage-Bambay voiceover studio. But it's done so well! The general meaning is clear, but some names of dishes and curses are replaced by Russian ones. It turns out a hilarious mismatch effect.

[@jennyfennecfox2081]

Yes) also the translations from Goblin)

[@tarelochka_borscha]

я чуть не умер, когда увидел зловещую заставку фонда кино. ребят, не лезьте в эти дебри

[@АнтонДегидонов]

Он уже давно залез, когда обозревал щелкунчика от наших говноделов.

[@DiegoHernandez-xt2su]

Pinocchio (1940): an animated classic movie with heartwarming emotional and fun. Pinocchio A True Story: it randomly exists…..

[@jakekong8489]

Ikr, why doesn’t he do a nostalgic critic video on that instead?!

[@DiegoHernandez-xt2su]

@@jakekong8489 At least I’m waiting for both versions of Pinocchio movies, one from Guillermo Del Toro and the other With Tom Hanks

[@lilylove925]

@@jakekong8489 because this movie is more fun to make fun of

[@chasehedges6775]

I’ll take the Disney version anyway. 💯💯💯💯❤️❤️❤️

[@darkside9547]

What about the 1996 version?

[@JacksonLane02]

This film feels like one of those meme films that might get a fanbase. And it's gonna all because of that Pinocchio voice. And based off how it's considered a cult classic it's gonna be remembered forever

[@monicaenglish2566]

Oh my gosh yes!!! I was so hoping you’d review this movie!! 😂 Edit: Rob acting as Jeff Goldblum in that skit had me dying!

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

The Jeanine garafalo bit killed me 😅

[@devinmorse9112]

@@user-dr2yz8um3d Tamara's impression was spot-on.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

@@devinmorse9112 true and Minnie has no 😂😂😂

[@mistypaws6158]

I was laughing at Tamara’s skit more. 🤣🤣🤣

[@HeyIAmAlex]

Can’t wait to see Children vs Wizards review. That’s gonna be painful

[@silfselen6106]

Я не слишком хорошо понимаю английский, но очень люблю смотреть обзоры из-за голоса Дага. Просто спасибо) Кстати, русский аналог Пиноккио зовётся Буратино.

[@ACclams1e]

есть переводы кста но ты смотри оригинал.мб английский выучишь)

[@silfselen6106]

@@ACclams1e хехе. Шутник) О переводах я знаю дорогой друг)

[@ACclams1e]

@@silfselen6106 это не было оскорблением или типо того

[@silfselen6106]

@@ACclams1e я понимаю друже)

[@charlottewinters5538]

The drama though

[@policerthought5649]

Never thought Nostalgia Critic would reference Ghost Stories. I smiled ear to ear.

[@Zazzy235]

“U wanna be an Air Force ranger, u wanna live a life of danger, u don’t wanna get raped by strangers”

[@fieryphoenix586]

"Think of a big black man chasing you!" "HaveyouacceptedJesusasyourpersonalsavior?"

[@geardog24]

3:29 Yeah, replacing a talking cricket with a talking horse was a good idea. 👍

[@mohammedashian8094]

Because it’s a “true story”

[@RG-zt4ox]

I hope Pauly shore doesn’t ever start to act he should just keep doing what he’s doing

[@eddieolshefski6467]

He has been doing what he’s been doing since day one. I would know cause I grew up watching Pauly Shore.

[@koneheadcokehead4981]

We all secretly want that

[@eddieolshefski6467]

@Mod Zilla So do I.

[@Tsumefan2]

you know pauly shore was also in bio dome another terrible movie

[@RG-zt4ox]

@@Tsumefan2 how would I not know

[@nutsarowan9744]

I love Critic says "nobody's this high", but in Russia we know that if this is Cinema fund then nothing can be impossible

[@АнтонДегидонов]

The expression "To infinity and beyond!" in the case of "our" cinema acquires a completely new meaning. =)))

[@Shiriiks]

Sorry for my English. It is somehow strange to look at his reaction to this cartoon, because the same "Children against Wizards", "The Extraordinary Journey of Seraphim", "The Horror of the Night of Nosferatu", etc. there are many others, much worse. Also, do not forget about films that are full of stupid humor, about the same Kakhi. Although personally I would be interested to see his reviews about this slug and compare it with other reviews.

[@austinreed5805]

No one can’t get over the Pinocchio voice, but then again, do you blame them?

[@renji90998]

This dumpster fire studios skit is actually gold. I actually wish it was real 😂🤣😂🤣

[@nsasupporter7557]

Pauly Shore did the voice in this??? 😳 I never would’ve thought he’d ever do any film work again 😱

[@zit-u1x]

You haven't seen Children Vs Wizards yet. It has a rating of 1.1

[@maxmitrofanov8078]

This episode has just been translated and dubbed. It's been a long time since I laughed like that while watching a critic. It feels like the creators decided to adapt Buratino, which is an adaptation of Pinocchio. Maybe next time you review Kids vs Wizards? It has already been reviewed in Russia by almost all reviewers (the vest review made by BadComedian).

[@alsuzakirova5274]

А разве есть английские субтитры к Детям против волшебников?

[@УгадайКто-с8ь]

@@alsuzakirova5274 Одновременно надеюсь что и да и нет ахахах

[@ponydwarf]

@@УгадайКто-с8ь они есть по первой же ссылке в гугле, так что люди вдобавок узреют ещё и ту ужасную озвучку)

[@mas8705]

The true story of Pinocchio: a story of a wooden boy who gets gunned down by a cat. I’m SHOCKED! the other fake stories keep leaving out this all important detail!

[@KingOfMumbles485...]

The rest of the stories leave out the snake with a fire tail who laughed himself to death.

[@sebastiansilva5900]

the fact that this movie literally only came out a month ago and there's already a nostalgia critic review on it.

[@celianunn2070]

Because Pinnocio its self is nostalgic

[@scottydu81]

It needed to be done

[@AdamasutojrAJR]

The story of Pinocchio is nostalgic

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

It was DOA

[@coolnerdlll6053]

For a funny Pinocchio movie, I think everybody should stick with the Phoenix Games one. "Okay, girls and boyyyys!"

[@WelshGiraffa]

And that’s a another caddicarus rewatch

[@Rhubarb120]

"There will be children on your adventures"

[@scottydu81]

*B O U N S R O W N D*

[@RXQ52397]

Sorry what version of Pinocchio is that?

[@scottydu81]

@@RXQ52397 Bruh you about to go down the Phoenix Games rabbit hole. Have courage.

[@daliborjovanovic510]

I think the woman voicing the fairy was trying to do a British accent, keyword being “trying”…for the first time in her life…about five minutes after being shoved into the sound booth and being told that she’s a voice actor now.

[@CBoboDy_MneniRm]

A sad fact: for shooting such cartoons (and a huge number of films of the same quality) there are taxes from Russian citizens. We in Russia pay for this shiե, even though we don’t watch (until we are forced to watch - and thanks for that)

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Blame your dictator Putin.

[@АнтонДегидонов]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 He is only a puppet, the real reason is the oligarchs he serves and the system they have all supported since the collapse of the USSR.

[@ДенисКрутиков-т4е]

​@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 скорее либерала. Если он диктатор, то недостаточный.

[@hyungyuchoiboi1179]

13:03 that’s now my favorite line Jim has uttered from his mouth: “ducks can’t be ordained” 😂😂😂

[@Sairin13]

Pauly Shore was the son of a stand-up comedian who worked with Mel Brooks. His father would go on to found The Comedy Store which his wife would operate. This kegrndary place would be pivotal in the early careers of Rodney Dangerfield, David Letterman, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Jim Carrey and others. Pauly Shore essentially grew up surrounded by some of the funniest people in the world. Imagine how natural and easy comedy must have seemed to him. Imagine how easy it would be for him to believe he could do it too. Nothing aboutthe phenomenon that is Pauly Shore makes sense unless you know about this background information

[@KingRandor82]

I met him in real life; he's an utter douchebag who thinks he's a lot funnier than he is. I was at a Con in Kentucky; he never showed up 2 of the 3 nights he was supposed to be there, and was higher than a kite, wearing sunglasses in a dark auditorium when he WAS there. He claimed he was joking *with* me when he made some really awkward comment. It's.....it was an experience, I'll give it that. At the time, I was working with a media group, and was willing to "take one for the team", and try to get an interview with him. Needless to say, it never happened, and I regret nothing.

[@tylerking1207]

The "Skidi Skidi Skidi" line is the most funniest thing I've ever heard in my entire life! 😂

[@KingRandor82]

and attaching it to epic battle scenes was the icing on the cake.

[@nejkajaryba1710]

And there wasn't this shit in original! English dub truly is a delightful trolling

[@GBmovieluv]

It's also hilarious how it inspired NC to say "Music SHUSH! I'm trying to snoopity!" lol

[@ArturFlintchannel]

Russian watchers request "Kids versus Wizards/Mages/Sorceress" also known as "Дети против Волшебников". It's the worst cartoon ever. Kinda cartoon, if you don't count 3 minutes live-action in the prologue and the epilogue. P.S: Though, I actually read some paragraphes from the original book... Phew, I cannot read more. It definetely wasn't written by a Orthodox Greek...

[@sanane9790]

Нет, русские зрители просят обзор на хорошее русское кино. А не на откровенный шлак про который сами русские знают только от обзора Бэда. И зачем русским обзор от Ностальгирующего если на него уже есть обзор от Беда. Что бы русских кончиноми выставить.

[@АлександрСедых-ю2е]

Ладно теперь я жду обзор на парашу от фонда кино ,не одному bedcomedian же тролить отмыв бабок нашими киноделами!

[@lolytim9650]

Скоро будет зарубежный bedcomedian, а потом он от наших «шедевров» заговорит на русском.

[@АнтонДегидонов]

@@lolytim9650 Скорей единственную фразу которую он выучит после этого будет "убйейте менья пожалуста " =))))

[@geardog24]

"Let's go Tibalt! Great adventures await!" *SKEDEE SKEDEE SKEDEE* Not even Adventure Time would be this bonkers.

[@firelightyear]

Robin: Titans GO! SKEDEE SKEDEE SKEDEE!!! Beast Boy: Is Robin acting a bit unhinged?

[@AliAngelpie]

I remember when I first saw the trailer for this film, I was both laughing my head off and staring at my screen in horror

[@koneheadcokehead4981]

Pinocchio looks like a tan crayon that stayed out in the sun for way longer than it should of been so it started to grow into a actual animation of what that crayon thought a person looked like yeah you thought crayons were just things your 5 old eats and draws with but no there really smart!

[@zutrex2597]

you have not yet seen the worst Russian cartoon is "Children against the wizards" 2016

[@IvanSichko]

Okay, I lived to see the moment when you guys made a video about a bad Russian movie. I didn't think that anyone other than the Russians themselves would laugh at such films, but the authors wanted to come out in English. Great, now my day can be considered perfect. By the way, in Russia this cartoon was forgotten very quickly and I don't even remember its mentions in this country. If you want to dive into the MOST DISGUSTING Russian cartoon that everyone in Russia hates, find out what "Дети против волшебников" ("Children vs Wizards") is, I bet none of you will watch it without feeling that you just threw this time in the trash.

[@sanane9790]

Простите а "дети против волшебников" хоть кто то знал до того как на него обзор сделал бэд?

[@mortttus]

@@sanane9790 да вроде более чем. когда они вышли, произошел большой информационный бум, и бэдкомедиан лишь укрепил его своим обзором. а так о них говорили активно и до обзора, так как это был тот еще отборный треш

[@IvanSichko]

@@sanane9790 ну... вообще-то да. Тем более, до обзора Бэда были и другие ролики по теме. Мы с друзьями тоже ещё того, как вышел ролик Жени, угарали над этим мультом.

[@sanane9790]

@@IvanSichko не в курсе. Этот фильм вообще в кинотеатры то вышел?

[@IvanSichko]

@@sanane9790 ох, вот это уже не вспомню. По моему, да и ещё на него сгоняли младшие школьные классы, если ничего не путаю. UPD: Да, он выходил, но многие кинотеатры тупо отказывались это показывать людям.

[@ryanmorejon5813]

I've never seen this version of Pinocchio but thank you for showing it to me so I could stay the hell away from it but at least the review was entertaining enough maybe I may give it a watch if it's so hilariously bad

[@chasehedges6775]

Sooooo true. The review is sooo much better.

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Rob’s Jeff Goldblum impression never gets old 😂

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Checkmate.

[@snallygaster5]

I'm so glad you're still doing scary cartoons. I was starting to think you stopped those

[@Крокодилирг]

Hello Nostalgic Critic. I am very glad that you had fun with our cartoon, but I would like to advise you even more "fun". Children vs Wizards. I assure you you will love it. P. S. Sorry for my English. It's all a translator.

[@АнтонДегидонов]

You're a monster for attacking the mind of a Critic in such an innocent way. =)))

[@mgctiimty]

critic made a video about "children vs wizards" is my dream (it's something like a night in supermarket but also with horrible nazi and religious idea and this cartoon became a meme too)

[@twiztidfreekshow199]

We need to make the 90s actors sketch a reality, PLEASE!

[@haku8135]

In order to make this movie a FLAWLESS ten outta ten After Pinocchio turns into a real boy, they change his voice actor to someone just giving it their all, a genuine performance.

[@koneheadcokehead4981]

I honestly wished there was a scene in this film where they recreated the scene in Office Space where they destroy the Printer, but if it was Pinocchio instead.

[@МаринаТомаш-я2п]

2:45 Just for understanding what many russians thinks when see logo of this organization. I had watch the teaser of one russian movie that was promoting by so phrase: "Isn't sponsored by Cinema Fund"

[@kunik7096]

The funny thing is that it's not Pinocchio.This is Buratino, a Russian fairy tale inspired by Pinocchio.The only common feature of these two fairy tales is that the main character is a doll, they have a different story and a different message.When translating , the names were replaced with names from Pinocchio

[@kunik7096]

As I wrote above, this is not Pinocchio, this is Buratino.A completely different fairy tale, and alas, the last good adaptation of this fairy tale was before the collapse of the USSR, this is a 1975 film that I recommend watching, as well as a 1959 cartoon

[@Dorian_Scott]

I still can't get over the fact that Pauly Shore voiced Pinocchio.

[@darthcinema4262]

Just saying his name actually gives people aids

[@colbyjones7816]

I still can’t get over the fact that Pauly Shore still has an acting career.

[@koneheadcokehead4981]

nice

[@zeejay4458]

@@colbyjones7816 Pauly is awesome, watch Guest House

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

No one does.

[@Nasser851000]

Who needs the Guillermo Del Toro version when we have this masterpiece XD

[@chasehedges6775]

I’d rather take the Del Toro version

[@bluetrailerproductions7488]

@@chasehedges6775 I think he was being Sarcastic

[@arielfangirlmendez]

I would love to watch guillermo del toro's pinocchio because im a sucker for stop motion pictures like the nightmare before christmas and coraline

[@koneheadcokehead4981]

To quote the late great Norm Macdonald and something i hope Pauly Shore is think about is "I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff."

[@erinlohnas5945]

I unironically love when Pauly Shores voice acts. There's something so hilarious about the way he just slurs his way through it and seems to not give a crap that makes it...weirdly endearing to me. I have no idea why either. This movie is a super entertaining trainwreck.

[@CrazyDaiver]

"Kids vs Wizards" the best russian movie You really need watch it.

[@wolfpack_104]

I was curious to see how long it would take before Doug would take a crack at this movie

[@ayers01]

@@somerandolad I heard about it from Saberspark first.

[@wolfpack_104]

@@ayers01 same

[@TheCommenterDragon]

I had mixed feelings about this film, by that i mean i didn't think it was that bad i enjoyed it, it had moments that made me laugh. but at the same time i didn't exactly like it either.

[@jadedheartsz]

I thought it was at least better then the 2002 Roberto Benigni adaptation.

[@mst3k3000]

This version of Pinocchio looks and sounds so bad that i'm actually looking forward to Robert Zemeckis and Guillermo del Toro's versions this year and i actually miss Breckin Meyer's voice in the English Dub of Roberto Benigni's version of Pinocchio. (The 2002 version not the 2019 version where he played Geppetto this time.)

[@chasehedges6775]

Same here

[@hellkaiser64]

I Still can't believe we have 3 Pinocchio Movies in the same Year...

[@ZemeckisTEN]

Let’s be honest here, both the Zemeckis and del Toro Pinocchio films look great. Even if there’s a slight chance that either film wouldn’t be very good, they CAN’T be ANYWHERE as bad as this version.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@ZemeckisTEN 💯✅👍👍 You got that right.

[@orangeslash1667]

@@hellkaiser64 I know It's nuts😵‍💫.

[@19thfly]

Critic: *says that this story is terrible* Meanwhile russians who have watched Kukaracha

[@kilkier]

«Кукарача», «Дети против волшебников», «Гурвиник», «Самолëты» - 4 всадника апокалипсиса.

[@Штирлец2]

I see the Film Fund, I immediately understand that it will turn out to be shit. I hope that in America the creators (Kids vs Wizards / Magicians/Sorcerer) have not banned it. We will be waiting for new reviews about these bad cartoons. P.S thank you Google

[@shaeclayton402]

Please make "Dubster Fire" a series. I would watch the hell out of it

[@ichiroumayima6565]

5:19 Actually there is a comic called “Pinocchio Vampire Slayer” which it is really good.

[@KittyOfChess]

Are the Monster High movies old enough to be nostalgic now? It sure is to me. Doug, please review some of them. Specifically, Ghouls Rule, Friday Night Frights, Boo York Boo York and Freaky Fusion. Those movies go completely off the rails, and I think you'd have a blast with them. (Seriously, watch Ghouls Rule. It is nothing like what you're expecting. You have no idea)

[@tsartomato]

naaaaaaaaaah ghouls rule is not that interesting boo york is the one we laughed so hard when daddy started singing and we both bought OST

[@artyom_trustee]

man, you need to contact with "Badcomedian", he is an expert in Russian stupid films. And you need to see shit, that named "Дети против волшебников", it is brilliant