Pistol Whipped (2008) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

[@A-1-Sawce]

I've gotten into a thing where for several months now I actively search reviews of Steven Segal movies. Grew up with 80's action and his movies always bothered me with his air of invincibility. But they're like a car wreck, I can't look away. It's mind boggling that he's actually trying to act serious in all of these movies, I just love it. Binging your channel, absolutely love it!

[@RedEyeReviews]

So happy you found the channel! I'm with you, Seagal is so oblivious that it makes the train wrecks that much better

[@garyhall7867]

Mista GG did a couple of his movies. Go for the Seagal, stay for The Predator Chronicals

[@SargeScum]

Dark life bro, dark life. 🤣

[@theinvertedpilgrimage8742]

It is a rabbit hole. One i been on for 3 yrs now and i honestly dont remember what daylight looks like

[@Southpaw88]

Steven Seagal movie reviews are the best part of KZbin, they are gold😂😂

[@Swattintanks]

This channel is a straight up hidden gem… I can’t get enough of these videos and you’ve made my year so much better with them

[@RedEyeReviews]

Aww thank you so much!!

[@djcease1996]

I actually got a "Seagal gave some decent acting" out of you in this review so I am satisfied. I really enjoyed the plot points they added in(like Seagal being a borderline alcoholic and obsessively lousy gambler although it didn't add much to the overall story) it helped give his character a little more realism instead of just being the always on payroll cop who is an unstoppable ass kicking machine. *Pistol Whipped" humanized Seagal a bit. And the scene where he puts his daughter to bed on the couch and sits down at his kitchen table and opens up a bottle of liquor about to take a drink but then he suddenly looks at his precious daughter sleeping and makes a conscientious decision to pour out the entire bottle..It's scenes like that that really set *Pistol Whipped* apart from your typical Seagal film.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh I TOTALLY agree. There are some really good moments. I felt so bad for him when he was trying to be funny knocking on the car window and his daughter just ignores him. It was so awkward and sad, and you really feel for him. I loved how he wasn't some extreme unstoppable badass. He had faults and made mistakes. So I eat my words haha. You were right, this movie was very watchable

[@djcease1996]

@@RedEyeReviews Trust me I am not going to lead you down a wrong path/opinion when it comes to Seagal's work. I am obviously a huge fan but my opinions on his films are not biased. Some are legitimate crap the man himself has admitted it. I had the honor to have met him once in Little Rock Arkansas in 2006 and as a Martial Arts practitioner myself he has inspired me since childhood. I know he gets a lot of crap these days but there was a legitimate time when everyone respected him. I miss those days.

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@djcease1996 Yeah his original movies were legit badass. And then he let alot of other vices and things get in his way, and I feel he has been chasing that high of his 80's movies ever since. But he does know his stuff for sure! And that is super awesome you actually got to meet the man in the flesh! I mean I can say whatever I want in my videos, but I obviously enjoy his films, or I wouldn't have done an entire series about them haha.

[@djcease1996]

@@RedEyeReviews I appreciate a good sense of humor and can enjoy or take a Seagal joke as good as the next guy. I understand why people wouldn't like him just off the bat. It's when individuals really delve into his charitable background and other extensive good things Steven has done for the world and random strangers at times. And I can appreciate your commentary in your videos it's never overly offensive or distasteful it's legitimately funny regarding the videos at hand. You're doing an incredible job on his filmography! I enjoy looking at the rest. And I agree he has always wanted to relive the height of his fame from 1988-1997.

[@obychnyichelovek6757]

Beautifully put, in my opinion this is legitemely decent not in it's so bad that it's good way but actually decent action movie

[@fightflicks4823]

Dude! *Lance Henriksen* is one of the most legendary/Underrated actor. Always Loved his performance as a Villain. You should review EXCESSIVE FORCE (Starring Lance Henriksen and Thomas ian Griffith). note: you're killing it with these hilarious reviews 😂, keep it up my dude 👍

[@RedEyeReviews]

I totally agree! And I just wrote down Excessive Force to my list. Thanks for the kind words friend :)

[@parisgreen4600]

@@RedEyeReviews Lance Henriksen is awesome! I can't even knock him for appearing in this turkey because he's always just seemed to have a blue-collar work ethic - a job's a job. Thanks for including the movie's release date!

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@parisgreen4600 of course! I have a few more videos to add it to but we are getting there

[@paulpolito2001]

I love when he’s in a movie that he knows (while filming) will probably be a stinker… he seems to get a larf outta really hamming it up and chewing the scenery, and shit.

[@davidtaylor6452]

He's also decent in Jean Claud Van Dammes Hard Target hahaha

[@SymbolicSplenetic]

Other Aikido masters: Aikido is a fine balance of martial arts and spirituality, it uses the opponents strength and momentum against them, thus reflecting its deflective nature of said balancing, bringing one's chi and inner peace into harmony with nature itself. Steven Seagal: I slap around real fast, but seriously now, gimme the gun. Gimme two guns. No, wait....give me all the guns.

[@michaelmyers3709]

Wish he’d done more of these self-depreciating characters, was more interesting than the usual ex-CIA shtick. Enjoyed the moment he takes his sunglasses off in the graveyard and then a moment later, they’re back on his face. And the camera equipment attached to the back of the gangster’s chair after Seagal shoots him in the restaurant. And the really bad CGI blood when Blue slashes the guy’s throat in the kitchen.

[@RedEyeReviews]

I totally agree! He seemed to actually have fun doing this role. And there was some depth to the character as well. I'll have to go back and see the camera equipment. That's too funny.

[@obychnyichelovek6757]

I gotta admit that i enjoy him acting tough without actually being tough in his most recent work. However and this might be a controversial opinion i can relate to this movie more than i can relate to his classics because in them he's you're typical alpha men. Just can't buy that macho thing in movies at all

[@Scott_From_Maine]

That's like Citizen Kane compared to Seagal's newer stuff. I'd watch it.

[@seekforjannah2432]

This was the last Steven seagal film where he showed some gd drama hands down the best seagal film in the late noughties I would give him an oscar for this film 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[@deletedwaffles]

So his daughter ignored him earlier in the movie only to run out of the house crying for him later?

[@PeteFiftyeight]

the guy in the back @ 9:36 I think is a boom mic guy. He smiles briefly then raises something that looks like a pole over his head. Watch carefully but I'd bet you a hundred bucks that is the boom guy.🎤🎤

[@jonathankozenko]

11:26 - Woah! It seriously looks like Segal’s head is digitally added to that semi-closeup shot of him!

[@derpanzermacher9094]

Maybe Seagal's mumbling is some form of advanced mind control technique to force these women to sleep with him, that's my theory at least

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

That last gun fight. I think quote from Gun Jesus Ian McCollum is appropriate. "I didn´t hit anything. I hit everything."

[@stoutoutandaboutwithanorwe300]

7:32 “Who knows Somebody” “No. Knew Someone” “Who knew Somebody” “No. Who knew Someone” “Someone knew Somebody” “No. Listen carefully. Someone…” “Okay” “..knew..” “Right” “Who” “What?!? Are we in an Abbot and Costello routine?”

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha it was very Abbot and Costello. Who knew him, Exactly! No what's his name? Who! The guy we are talking about! Who! Who know somebody? Exactly!

[@JoJoJoker]

Bruno? That’s Carlo, he’s in witness protection for ratting on Tony Soprano.

[@deanparker8121]

I know it's a obvious one but you should do samurai cop. It has robert z'dar hiding in a laundry basket with a katana kill scene in it

[@RedEyeReviews]

It is for sure on my list :)

[@salmansengul]

03:32 Seagal actually speaks really good Japanese. Just check it out for yourself. I was surprised he didn't flex there a Lil bit.

[@Specter7021]

I've been binge watching this series at work for like the past 3 days, this series is like crack

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yay! Thank you so much! So glad you are enjoying

[@glimpus]

Years ago my buddy and I decided we'd watch every Seagal movie ever made in chronological order. It took years but we eventually saw them all and surprisingly this one was ok for a later Seagal movie. Just don't watch Ticker, man. It was so bad I got angry.

[@RedEyeReviews]

As someone who is watching all of them currently, I agree! This one was very watchable and basically was a breath of fresh air that helped me push forward into the mud lol.

[@glimpus]

@@RedEyeReviews it was a huge surprise to find out he has over 40 movies lol.

[@CyborgSodaCollects]

Ha ha 😄 sounds like a crazy experience. Did you guys play any drinking games?

[@glimpus]

@@CyborgSodaCollects no but we should've just to make it more bearable. Lol

[@CyborgSodaCollects]

@@glimpus that's commendable. I watched about eight of your reviews yesterday ha ha 😂 Steven is boardering on self parody at this point.

[@unstoppableExodia]

Wow 2008 really was a good year for movies. The Dark knight, Tropic Thunder the original iron man. Even Stevie the seagull was putting in more effort than usual with movies like this which seem to go a little outside this comfort zone of being an invincible one man army and the onion movie where he allows himself to appear briefly for the sake of comedy. I guess maybe he returned to his usual schtick because mainstream Hollywood didn’t really take notice so he was probably all like “screw you guys, I’m going back to my safe space!”

[@RedEyeReviews]

Ooo the Golden Year. I went to the theater SO many times that year. But yeah I agree. He tried something slightly new, and maybe didn't get the recognition he thought he deserved and just said screw it

[@justindunlap1235]

"aren't you supposed to be good at keeping secrets, isn't that basically the Catholic churches thing?" that had me laughing my ads off thank you for that gem.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha thank you friend.

[@zionengine]

The credits list two characters named "Barnes" and "Elias". Those were two major characters in "Platoon". What the hell?

[@RobinJohnstonphotography]

That’s actually Lance Henrikson? Steve attracts all the best talent.

[@Etherman7]

at 13:09, that actor hit his thumb with the slide of his gun. I guarantee it. I've seen it happen several times with live rounds, I'd bet blanks aren't as bad but they still probably hurt.

[@paulpolito2001]

Slide bite hurts, blanks or not! Recoil- or Gas- Operated guns (firearms adapted to cycle while firing blanks, usually by partially obstructing the barrel). Salient point: that dude ate a glock’s slide, cycling at *full, working velocity,* to his left thumb. Actors seem to have the same level of firearm safety ineptitude as a LOT of the airsoft folks, lol

[@dizzy1369]

Seagal trying to pick up that envelope may have been the weakest he's ever appeared in a film, I'm surprised he left that in. 🤣😂🤣🤣 Of course we only saw an arm so maybe it was a body double 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EAScotti]

Another great one!!! Next up the Hilariously baffling Kill Switch, can't wait!!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

I have never seen Kill Switch before, So I am for sure in for a treat

[@DarthPyrusTheVirus]

I actually like the soundtrack to this movie. Sucks it isn't available anywhere.

[@ernestaguirre4300]

Got any of that Huckleberry Pie?.... I'm asking for Steven

[@RedEyeReviews]

Its so good lol

[@richardkranium2944]

Is that cemetery the same cemetery as used in Urban Justice? The mausoleum on top of the hill scene reminds me of that Steve guy having Seagull’s daughter held up to make him cooperate. Maybe it’s an entirely different cemetery. Surprised he wasn’t in his tactical outfit.

[@martinlutz5446]

This movie seems to be halfway decent. Also the actor who plays blue is also in Amazons "Bosch" which is one of my favourite cop shows.

[@Rozza2k]

Steven Seagal is what happens when people believe they are the person they're playing, and there's nothing more embarrassing 🤣 he tries way to hard to be intimidating and in a profession that requires 0% toughness. Put him in any real fighting situation with someone with half a clue and he'd crumble. Akido literally only works against people with no clue how to strike or grapple. It is by far the weakest well known self defence technique and even a master would be destroyed by an amateur boxer.

[@tychodragon]

let us not forget at this moment in history that Steven Seagal is literally friends with Putin and he was a Star in this movie as well.

[@ronincomix]

did u see that one CSI guy seemingly dusting the police tape for prints?? i did lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha I missed that

[@face76]

Lance Hendrickson in this. It bad. He was a big 80s star. Btw, I think Seagal did the same car window tap in another movie. Lol.

[@A_Toastonawhiteplate]

I wanted to find out were someone was allowed to film and explode so many gravestones...I couldn't find it. But the german title for this movie is: Deathly Weapon Bar lady is actually Renée Elise Goldsberry she played on Altered Carbon...so good on her that she moved up!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?! That poor graveyard.

[@JoeR203]

I think Seagal would rather have pistol whipped cream.

[@jayve4433]

Hitting gravesites more than people but what do they care right their already dead, I don’t hear any one complaining, blue dies well he’s already at a cemetery

[@jayve4433]

Somebody, that’s who knows, somewhere found out something somehow says something but sometimes forgets

[@danoyze8213]

Thought u said "followed SeagALL around".🤣😅

[@jayve4433]

That’s gross what Frank did with his tongue to the girl at the barbecue, maybe he should have been the next mark

[@josephwintrich7294]

0:50 to 1:10 Segal just wanted to monopolize generic film titles. Seagal: Let's uh ... let's uh ... make thirty more movies just so I can secure thirty more generic film titles. Whomever is there to inquire: About what? Seagal: Who cares? Free movie sites will sponsor anything. Maybe I'll juggle dildos in a few of them, whatever. Perhaps I'll just talk slower while rambling on longer to water down the content, by doing so we could turn five movies into thirty.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol exactly. I swear his titles are a generator

[@theinvertedpilgrimage8742]

Out of all the movies to have a sequal this one would be intresting

[@RedEyeReviews]

Agreed! It's one of his better ones

[@alexgrenlie862]

And no one gets pistol whipped. Just another random title from an 8 year olds imagination

[@rustymertz]

They cut out the scene on why the husband was mad at Seagal. He clogged up the toilet, yet again.

[@BloodDrippnFlowers]

You need to type in google blackbelt white lies theres other stuff on there to about his 3 day retreat somewere and he arrives late and disappears alot lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

oh done and done lol

[@dasdeke]

A little surprised you didn't call out Lance Henriksen being in this movie as the Old Man. Loved these videos since finding them! Keep up the great work!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yeah I should have for sure. Sometimes I just forget about actor names. I need to sprinkle those nuggets into the script more.

[@dasdeke]

@@RedEyeReviews no worries man there was a lot to unpack in this movie, and I'm not just talking about seagal's girdle. Great job!

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@dasdeke haha. Thank you so much

[@kmzoilus2486]

why is seagal allowed in EVERY crime scene in EVERY movie even if he's not a cop???

[@jayve4433]

Dang those are some heavy ice cubes, did you hear when they fell in the glass

[@fernandoalvarado9250]

This movie was filmed im my town bridgeport ct

[@jayve4433]

Then you were a cop and they kicked you out-Lawman-

[@DiegoRooks]

Shut up with the camping give us our Buoy! Nah I’m joking hope you had a good time, bonfire and fishing

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha I had a great time!

[@jordandaniels1381]

I love that My Little Brony is essentially Rosetta Stone in every movie

[@darrenclements6028]

Pistol whipped is classic Steven seagal movie

[@nicow2621]

Do frickin every movie this is gold ⭐️👑🌟🏆🥇🏅⚜️

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hell yes! They are great haha

[@brandonfouts4074]

what a fantastic blanking channel!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thanks friend

[@standardyeepz]

hey red eye. i fall asleep to your voice. isn’t that weird? (in the goldmemeber voice because i’m a silly dutchman)

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha. I love that I'm your relaxation technique. Glad you like the videos

[@michaelk8860]

Poor Lance Henriksen. He had to be hard up at this point. But, we do have Dickey Beer making another appearance in the credits.

[@mtnbkr8480]

Another hilarious review, but dude lay off the red circles, if it weren't for them I'd never know what look at. 🧐

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol fair enough! Red circles do help the internet function

[@mtnbkr8480]

@@RedEyeReviews ⭕ next to these, I love ↘️↗️⬆️ these things. 🤣🤣🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@mtnbkr8480 they make the world an easy place lol

[@mtnbkr8480]

@@RedEyeReviews The ultimate ⭕ Duh. A woman in Ottawa driving on a frozen river, the 4th time they replayed it they followed the yellow car with a ⭕ okay, I'm done with red circles. 🙂

[@pablosilva6988]

Keep up the great work

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you Pablo!

[@keeranimal8]

I can see it now, Part 2 to this movie….Seagal is gone and his daughter is grown up and takes over. Her first kill is laying broken on the ground before her. Before she delivers the kill shot, she points her double-fisted gold plated Kimber 45s at her target from the sleeves of her trench coat, staring through yellow tinted glasses. “Who am I you ask?” She says to the terrified mark about to take his last breath. “Well, it’s complicated…you see, I come from a long line of pony tails…”

[@jayve4433]

Man that sound at the end when they fell on the ground at the cemetery, either they are very heavy or that spot is hollow

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol the cemetery was cool. But alot of foam in that place

[@gianmarcogreco9129]

I'm surprised you don't have millions of subs

[@RedEyeReviews]

Aww thank you! Maybe one day:)

[@johnlopez9014]

Fun fact, that Asian old man in the bowling alley was the #1 surgeon in Japan but had to run away because the yakuza wanted him dead. Later, workers for awhile at a warehouse, made some poor investments in an energy drink tailored to gay folks

[@RedEyeReviews]

Wait was that really the same guy?!

[@johnlopez9014]

@@RedEyeReviews can’t confirm, but he really looks like him

[@robertgroen2197]

love it! this channel and Space Ice are top at roasting Steven Seagal. He's so terrible you can't help watching because it's so bad it's good?

[@spiritualanarchist8162]

Genuinely good movie. Right. Oh well...I guess tastes differ. 😉

[@Dan-di9jd]

I'm not a "gambler" myself but usually when you go play at a casino, don't you exchange the chips with cash? There's no way you can gamble, at least legally, without actually fronting the money?

[@BravosReviews]

Used to have a real estate client who LOVED Steven Sagal. He also was a huge TR*%! supporter (Coincidence? Prob not). Have always HATED Sagal because of his pretentiousness.

[@brody_kekoa]

8:31 The music cued up with the slaps is spot on!!

[@Skipjack7814]

Say what you will haters, Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is the martial art that enables you to fight an opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO! Ha ha, yippeeeeeee!!

[@anttam117]

God damn, man! Between you and Space Ice’s reviews of Seeagal movies, I think I’ve found myself my little niche of comedy Heaven!

[@Mattastrophic1]

Steven Seagal's Intensive Language Training Course. Learn any language FAST with this one weird trick: just like, mumble everything.

[@YakAttack915]

@9:33 there is an unforgivable amount of chicken in the grill for the 30 people at that party. Lol

[@paulmajano]

Hey Red eye, I speak Spanish, but I will continue to post in English 🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

I may need you to translate Seagal from time to time lol

[@paulmajano]

@@RedEyeReviews heck yeah haha

[@ajktigie]

I guess these Chinese from Shanghai can not even speak Chinese.I live in Shanghai btw,I think it would be much better if the producer can found somebody who can really speak Shanghaiese Chinese!

[@st7728]

I was only in until you had to make it political. Cheap shots at Florida. I'm not even from Florida, but at least they don't drink the Kool-Aid like you

[@adamritchie6434]

Segal's next movie title is a line in this film "Forced to Cum" the tale of a former navy seal turned Dali Lama finds out he must have sex with all the attractive women in the world in order to save humanity from a Jamaican kidnapping drug dealing oil baron that dumps nuclear waste on a special needs children dojo.

[@jrny20]

"We start this glorious movie with slow-mo Seagal..." That's not slow-mo, that's his top speed.

[@jonathanwalker8730]

"Aren't you supposed to be good at keeping secrets? Isn't that the Catholic church's thing?"

[@Harveyscustommtbs]

Did seagal just stab some poor dude in the eye with a fork. Savage. Add that to list of granny killer and child stalker and pile driving kids into the ground he's got to land on top of the kid ofcourse to break his fall.

[@stevendavies417]

The middle period of Seagal's DTVs is the good shit. He had a nice little run between Urban Justice and A Dangerous Man and then ended up in a good film by Danny Trejo. After that though...

[@MarioSratss]

I think Steven is the bad guy in this movie 😅 I love the morse code on the window😂 And the breaking stone bench - that guy must be really thick 😂

[@rowanblithe71]

I wonder if, when speaking Japanese, Seagall is as racist and clueless as when he tries to speak Spanish or "Black" in his movies

[@djcease1996]

I can't WAIT to watch this after work!

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad man! You have been waiting patiently for weeks now haha

[@djcease1996]

@@RedEyeReviews You'll have to read my opinion I left below

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@djcease1996 Just did :)

[@devinrice1865]

Welcome back

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you friend!

[@henrytheeightheist8091]

The dialogue in the theatre where he meets 'the boss' is yet more fantasist Seagal - and the amount of times Blue turns up pointing a gun at him is laughable. No...this movie is not good.It is equally as poor as everything else he has appeared in.

[@bigbob10118]

Definitely one of the best direct to video movies of his up to this point

[@RedEyeReviews]

I would have to agree!

[@jayve4433]

Somebody knows somebody, I am your father’s brother’s friends neighbor former roommate

[@dennismason3740]

One does not "smash Jesus out of the dude..." - occasionally Jesus is "smashed into" someone. Not sure on the last bit. The cliche is "smashing the shit outta the dude".

[@nebfreely317]

Your Seagal accent is so good, it's like Steven is actually doing the commentary! Haha Awesome job Broseph! I love your reviews. Jus what I needed to watch on break. Thank you for putting me in a good mood. Cause I think I caught that Chinese sickness called "Dragon @$$" this morning haha

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad you are enjoying these videos :) oh no! Dragon A$$ sounds like it could fire out of both ends lol.

[@samsez3707]

I'll remember this movie was not sooo Bad ... had some character.... i Rent it from my Video store

[@judsongaiden9878]

0:58 All Christians are Catholic. Totally in keeping with the trope. Fits better in this movie than that other one due to the urban setting. 1:02 What does he gamble with? Some portion of his welfare check? Not that I have anything against people who make use of welfare. It's there for a reason. It's just THAT's not the reason it's there. It's right to call someone out for using other people's money for one's own vices, gambling or otherwise. 1:21 Why one out of 20? Why not one out of 15 or 30? That way it's an average of once or twice a month. 2:06 Southpaw shooters, represent! A lot of us are mix-handed or cross-dominant rather than being definitively left-handed (eye dominance is more important when it comes to mastering any discipline pertaining to hitting targets). Jimi Hendrix was cognitively left-handed, but wrote with his right hand because he was "programmed" that way. 2:45 Now he's using his right hand. Maybe he's ambidextrous. Do they actually explore that with his character? That would make it kinda like a Terminator in terms of dexterity. I'm guessing they don't even bring it up. Also, kinda makes me wonder if ambidextrous people can switch eye dominance at will. 2:51 Reminiscent of Nick Chindlund's character from 'Ultraviolet'. Except he fired his pistol left-handed in that scene while sipping tea (if I recall). 2:57 Left-handed again. 3:18 "Carrott?" Is that a "special fancy" breed of carrot? Like the ones that come in different colors. And where are the carrots?! I don't see any carrots! One dollar for two pounds?! And people say they can't afford to eat healthfully. Yeah, they were saying that even back in 2008. Generally speaking, most of us Westerners don't eat enough roots. 3:25 Still don't see any carrots. 3:56 We don't talk about Bruno. 4:49 Meanwhile, Willem Dafoe is a genuine-article turbo-Chad, but he doesn't feel the need to advertise it. 6:01 Wait, is Seagal left-handed? His watch is on his right wrist just like Bruce Willis in Die Hard and Bruce is left-handed (and so is Bruce Campbell). 10:01 In Germany, they drink beer with every meal, even breakfast, and they don't get drunk. 13:59 That almost made me spew my kombucha! XD 15:18 Check that chicken-wing, greenhorn! 19:12 Fun fact: High heels were an invention of a poncy French king, remained a feudalistic men's fashion for some time, and were pretty much relegated to the oppressor class. 19:32 Does he team up with Mark Hamill as "The Cock Knocker?"

[@ozozizzle6166]

they usually have coffee or juice in the morning in germany i never seen someone have a beer in the morning unless it was my rude ass thinking it was normal lol lunch and dinner though yeah lol

[@Film_Bro]

Ah man, I really have missed this content, it's okay RedEye, i'll never leave you HAHA

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'm so glad you have returned!

[@Astinsan]

Wonder if there is a adult version called p- whipped.. imagine it will be some tough dominatrix lead

[@jayve4433]

Maybe he kills the priest cause he was talking too much about what he wasn’t supposed to cause what is said in confession is said in confidence and be private and secret

[@jayve4433]

Slow mo shooting segal, I thought that was his normal speed, isn’t that how he regularly moves usually

[@rustymertz]

When Seagal beat up the guy in the basement, it reminded me of the scene in Popeye when Popeye beat up the guy at the diner.

[@dbog5214]

All segal movies are based on true stories that happened to him.

[@davidtaylor6452]

In my world you are the ONLY person who does Segal reviews lol. There is no other hahaa

[@dizzy1369]

Wow that's a lot of guns brought to a priests funeral 🤣😂

[@jayve4433]

Oh I thought blue walked right down the middle where segal was shooting cause he knew segals shooting skills