Machete / Born to Raise Hell (2010) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

Greetings Family and welcome back to Redeye Reviews. Today on Karate Korner we have a double feature. Machete, and Born the Raise Hell
Machete
Starring: Danny, Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Lindsay Lohan,
Director: Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez,
Writer: Alvaro Rodriguez,
Born to Raise Hell
Starring: Steven Seagal, Dan Badarau, Darren Shahlavi, D. Neil Mark, George Remes, Claudio Bleont,
Director: Lauro David, Chartrand-DelValle
Writer: Steven Seagal,
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[@jackwells8107]

Machete was great. I have so much respect for Danny Trejo. It was great to see him star in a movie and be the hero.

[@richardlegrand4697]

Steven is his own worst enemy. He is such a natural villain. If he would accept this his career could have a resurgence.

[@nighttrain1236]

He'd make a great sex-pest villain lmao.

[@jameslittrell4390]

It is quite likely that Danny Trejo and Steven Seagal despise one another in real life, since Danny Trejo stands with Ukraine (and NGL, would be one of the best non-Ukrainians to portray a Zaporizhian Cossack) while Steven Seagal became one of Putin's lapdogs.

[@p_campbell]

And he could sit in a chair the whole time like Dr Evil it would work .

[@marthastubbs8321]

All I wanted was to see Seagal in an Expendables film as a villain. At least they're proper films (compared to what he does now). Machete is as close as we got

[@ItsNotaTuhmah]

As JCVD said: he needs to lose lots of weight so he can move more or less like a normal human being and make his scenes somehow believable.

[@mwont]

Awesome review. Finally 2010s area of seagal movies. All moves in this period are truly terrible. Thank you for your sacrifice watching them so we don't have to.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha thank you so much. I'm 90% excited, 10% scared...or maybe it's the other way around. The 2010s were a weird time for our boy Steven lol

[@leonardoantonio8756]

C'mom man you are being to hard! not all movies from this time period are that terrible

[@MrShigura]

@@RedEyeReviews The term is foley artist, not “foleyo artist...” 🤦‍♂️

[@feck2594]

I have to agree with you on the amount of sacrifice this man has gone through so we don't have to . But have to say , holy crap did SEAGULL , do a ton of movies. All crappy BTW . Ashamed to say liked Marked for Death and a couple others when I was a kid .

[@liampendergast8670]

"Written by Steven Seagal" This movie suddenly makes total sense.

[@drigo85]

Robert Rodriguez nailed so much Seagal's ego. Born to raise hell. The measure of how bad a Seagal movie can be, it's how awsome the movie title is.

[@markobighead3173]

Yeah, don't think he would've cast him as a main villain in his film if it was a surreptitious way of mocking him, bud. Chances are he's either a friend or fan of Seagal.

[@munstrumridcully]

Attorneys really do advise that you never consent to a search, even if you have nothing to hide.. Apparently many police arrest innocent people all the time. In fact, if they ask to search your car, they already want to arrest you. Otherwise they'd just give you your ticket and let you go. You are supposed to follow legal instructions-- but searching your car is only legal under three scenarios : A) you give consent B) they have probable cause or a warrant C) you are under arrest, this is called an incident to arrest search The fourth amendment and the supreme court both protect you from being searched in your person or effects without due process. The reason people in those videos often get arrested is because they go way too far and disobey legal orders.

[@yogafire646]

I would love to see THE Steven Seagal order at ethnic restaurants...imagine the glorious accents!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh God. Like an old person thinking that the accent makes them understand you easier

[@yogafire646]

@@RedEyeReviews it's his god given gift...the gift of gab!

[@jonathankozenko]

I like how Seagal’s gut pushes the body armor out like a Kevlar miniskirt in that opening sequence. And yes, Machete kicked ass

[@unstoppableExodia]

Woah woah, hold up playa. You tellin me there’s a scene in machete where a naked lady does something hot with a cell phone that will haunt a person’s dreams ??? Sheeet dawg, that’s all you had to say to motivate me to watch machete. Next stop is blockbuster video.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha. Oh NO! It will never leave your mind

[@rockdesu]

Steven Seagal accent is awful but I liked it for some reason. "No one can kill Seagal but Seagal" is exactly what I said. That Machete. I wish you made that Steven Seagal movie. At this point I bet you can make 3 of them.

[@xtalviper]

"Butt? I like butt!" I do so love the imaginary character dialog in all these reviews.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha. I go off into my own little world

[@P1015532oni]

Seagal basically plays himself in every single one of his movies.

[@TheRoland19111]

And he plays villains well...

[@fightflicks4823]

Still waitin for that sequel, Machete kills In SPACE! 🤞

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh God the amount of floating blood and body parts would make it feel like the video game Dead Space lol

[@Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay]

Foley artist, dude... foley ! ;) Another great set of reviews there :) And supports the Dracula theory, where we can see that here he is almost full Lugosi with the hair, and the film is correspondingly new levels of shite. Excellent work everybody.

[@RedEyeReviews]

DOH! Foley....foley....fol..ey :( It does fall straight into the Dracula theory. We need to create a Wikipedia page for this lol

[@stoneskinreb]

It's funny that he has so much confidence in saying "Foleo Artist" that I, someone who has known the correct word and pronunciation and even has a love for the art of foley work for 25+ years went to comments to double check.

[@crissayago6070]

Actually during the 1940s during WWII, many Japanese fled to Mexico because of the internments that were happening.

[@pablosilva6988]

Great post as always. Wait til you Review code of honor, it's really awful. Can't wait.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much Pablo :) It's been years since I have seen Code of Honor. But that and the next like 5 movies are....so "good" lol. I love Maximum Conviction. Stone Cold Steve Austin..amazing

[@michaelmyers3709]

Machete is awesome, no question. Saw it in the theatre and was staggering to see Steven on the big screen with a decent cast. And he was a great villain. Born to Raise Hell has the dubbing, the doubles and awful orange filters, but it’s watchable, more so than much of what followed. Watch out for the money in the cash counter during the opening titles where you can clearly see “specimen” across the bills!

[@RedEyeReviews]

I SAW that. Lol clearly fake money. But bill counters are in every movie he does lol

Machete was actually a perfect movie for Seagull 2.0. His bad acting was perfect there.

[@fightflicks4823]

Its kinda funny seing Seagal playing a badguy opposite to Trejo.nevertheless Its nice to see them both working together since MARKED FOR DEATH.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Agreed. Its weird to see just how many movies Trejo has starred in. I think this is his 3rd maybe 4th movie with Seagal

[@MrRawrGamer]

Only Steven would commit seppuku as to not dishonor himself lol 🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?!?! So bizarre

[@someguy6158]

"Chocolate coated bastards with bastard filling". Very Dr. Coxian of you.

[@yazeedalshobaili9878]

Honestly Redeye, I’ve been enjoying your channel for the past few months. Keep up the amazing funny reviews. Thank you

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! I really appreciate all the support and am so happy to have found other people who love the bizarre and terrible movies of the world. :)

[@stonewolf1980]

This is a commmmmmment! Stupid youtube algorithm! These videos are hugely underrated!

[@durellcoleman3491]

His accent on “Is this the man you sent to kill Machete?” and “Look at your Machete now, Cabron” Is hilarious!

[@joshleyva2249]

If you're having a baby or one week away from retirement in a bad cop movie you're gonna die.

[@richarddeese1991]

Thanks. I almost get the vibe that Seagal's ADR replacements are purposely goofing around. You'd think they could at least retain a guy who can imitate him, and pay him by the word or something. Also, I love the old chess story about two novices playing each other. A grandmaster is walking around the room, looking at the various games, and giving occasional advice, praise, or criticism. But every time he walks by these two, he just shakes his head and moves on. Finally one of the two asks him, "Don't you have any advice or anything?" He says, "Well, I didn't have the heart to tell you this, but you both checkmated each other about 10 moves ago." Of course, you *_can_* beat someone in 4 moves. But only novices. tavi.

[@bigbob10118]

Born to Raise Hell was truly awful and really hard to not fall asleep during. At least Machete was amazing

[@RedEyeReviews]

It sure was. I kept having to shake myself back into focus haha. The people need me to stay awake

[@chickenwarrior9991]

It’s called a foley artist, not a folio artist, and they typically only do the sound effects, not vocals. But we’ll let it slide this time, since it’s otherwise such a swell review.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha yeah..... if only I could Google such things before I confidently say stuff haha

[@daintybeigli]

7:59 on his channel, Jason Brant and his friends refer to this actor as Bobby Wiseau 😂😂😂

[@nightshade7240]

The shortest amount of moves in chess you can win in is three moves and your opponent has to be really awful at the game.

[@jankarieben1071]

i love how many shots of "steve" flinching from gunfire, like a total badass, there are these days!

[@birdynumnum6262]

You missed the missing part of Machete's very long machete, which is protruding from the back of Seagal when he was stabbed, yet in the next scene is missing? A very long machete suddenly becomes a butcher's knife. Is Seagal so lazy that he can't pretend to twist a longer prop piece in his imagination?

[@benugdsen75]

I could NEVER do what you do.. Watch all these movies like this. There should be a medal for sitting through all these so we don’t have to. A civilian service medal or something. 😂🥳

[@Humongous420]

KZbin can take away my likes but that just means I have to rewatch the ol Redeye Reviews and RElike the videos.

[@Super33Saiyan]

Change your channel's title to: The Waddle Reviews 👍🤣

[@OICURWAY2YS]

OK, the "Am I Being Detained, Am I Free To Go" reference almost made me fall off my chair. I too am a viewer of those type of KZbin videos, which usually ends up being like a badly written program that goes into a never-ending loop.

[@RedEyeReviews]

hahah right?! those videos are hilarious usually

[@sagemoderj1880]

Honestly, Machete is the only movie where I actually like modern Steven Segal. He comes off better to me.

[@VonWenk]

I think my favorite classical piece may be Beethoven's 9th Symphony, from The Black Cat and Zardoz.

[@Slevencolevra]

Hahaha did I black out and make a entire Steven Seagal movie 🎥

[@MrDowntemp0]

Folley and Folio are pronounced differently, lol. Still love these videos.

[@ronin6100]

Correction: if there is pretty lady in seagal movie not only she survives but she gets banged while steven has his clothes on lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

Every time

[@jackmakinson-sanders7279]

"Bullshido" killed me

[@jbbrolic]

Born to Raise Hell is an action classic. Easily the best thing Seagal did between Exit Wounds and now (not being sarcastic. I don't like pretty much anything else Seagal made in that time period.) I think a lot of people go into his movies wanting to hate them nowadays..

[@haeuptlingaberja4927]

Um, some of us honestly hated everything the idiot ever made. Action movies were made for immature 12 year-old boys and for sane people to make fun of. There are no "good ones," and the truly awful ones only confirm that essential truth. Movies for morons.

[@betweenthedimensions8315]

It’s called Foley. Never heard it called Foleyo.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yeaaa....I got excited and didn't look it up lol

[@deathraygonzo6339]

12:47 You expect him to get blood on that sweet leather jacket?

[@jbrianproducer]

Dude... It's not "folio artist", it's "Foley artist" and it got its name from Jack Foley, the sound engineer who created the technique.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yeah...I learned that one after haha

[@YakAttack915]

Butt? I like butt? Lol. Sir Mixalot would approve. Lol. And how many movies are they going to fail at chess?

[@RedEyeReviews]

All of them

[@betweenthedimensions8315]

Hey Claire de Lune is my all time favorite song too!! A man of culture I see. 🎩

[@RedEyeReviews]

I love it! So calming

[@thomastrant4728]

“That was hot garbage” yeah that’s a pretty accurate description of your video. You are just so checked out and it shows. Maybe take a break or something.

[@darkshadow2017]

If this movie is from 2010 does the mean you have loads more to go!?, If so I'm super excited love these they make my day haha (Long time watcher first time commenter)

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh yes! We are getting into the best Seagal movies. The real reason I started the series. Thank you so much for watching! So glad you enjoy the videos.

[@ItsMeKevinFPV]

Even ‘The lawnmower man’ is in this movie! Amazing.

[@aranerem3767]

Machete was awesome

[@mikehawkswollen5819]

6:55 that's like entire dress of body armor 😂

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha it really is.

[@parisgreen4600]

13:10 "Freeze!" I think that's the worst voice double they've had yet. What nationality police uniforms are those? I love the part where the body double and the voice double team up. Pretty soon he won't even have to leave the house to make a movie.

[@RedEyeReviews]

I never thought the voice doubles would get worse...and he is surprises me every movie

[@sharpfalcon6196]

@@RedEyeReviews The voice double in The Foreigner where his character goes "I wasn't very nice, but again, one good turn deserves another" clearly doesn't sound like Seagal.

[@lucafrix66]

My son and I have been learning/practicing Chess. Seeing Steven sit behind a Chess set just makes me laugh... You can't just punch my Rook!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha. I'm not even good at chess but I do know what a checkmate looks like

[@lucafrix66]

@@RedEyeReviews we just couldn't see Seagals master plan. We just aren't that powerful.

[@OTMPR1M0]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼YESS!!! Both of these movies are equally cringe, I love Danny Trejo, but damn are his independent movies cringe AF!! 👌🏼🤣

[@snoo333]

the bit about the checkmate in one move is classic. dont want to spoil any other funny moments.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol right?!?! It is So easy to put the pieces in a real position to achieve an actual checkmate and they just didn't try

[@zombieparrot2606]

Machete is an excellent movie, I will always love Danny Trejo. But it’s also one of the only movies besides his first three, that Seagal is genuinely great to watch. It’s like he had fun with this role and you can definitely tell. Even his ridiculous death scene was awesome. I wish he’d do more movies like this, it would go a long way towards helping ppl ignore his insufferable douchebag personality.

[@a.nonymouse]

I like Chopin's Raindrop Nocturne, if I ever hear that in a Seagal film I will take it up with Steven and the director personally.

[@robertgroen2197]

Midgets are short; money should never be. Academy award winning writing there Seagal :)

[@dizzy1369]

Wow, is machete the only movie that Seagal not only looked weak in but actually got killed? You can tell he definitely wasn't in charge of that one. 🤔😂🤣🤣

[@ghostmanlemagnifique9110]

Born to Raise Hell but no Motorhead references... 😢😢 ...Oh wait! I have one! "Born to raise hell? This is a 1918, Ace of Spades Bomber Overkill!"

[@dustinedwardanderson]

"Got any bright ideas" hahahaha... so good.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha. thank you thank you

[@losttribe3001]

Another finely “written” and “acted” Steven Sheboom-boom cinematic vehicle… Are you going do a review of Seagal in “Sheep Impact”? I just read it came out the same year as this turd and is only 4 minutes long.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yes sir! Sheep impact is next video. Along with Maximum Conviction

[@losttribe3001]

@@RedEyeReviews Sweet! I just watched it and it made my wife leave the room! 😆😆

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@losttribe3001 oh no lol. I haven't seen it yet. Am I in for a shock?

[@outtabubblegum7034]

In Aikido, the idea of throwing yourself is to nullify the opponent technique. If you don't do that, your arm WILL BREAK.

[@garethmoores4168]

If seagal had done movies like machete up to this point, his career would not be in the straight to dvd bargain bin. Fun fact: did you know Stallone offered seagal a role in one if the Expendables movies and, get this ....he turned him down. And that's why Steve's ego will alway eff up his chances at climbing back up to real movie fame again! oh and the scene where they guy gets shot cause he was looking at that chicks butt.... wouldn't it have been epic if it had be seagal in drag...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

[@JorgeMoreno-bm2oz]

I remember from a looooong time ago visiting somebody's house and seeing a Steven Segal DVD on a coffee table and thinking "who would waste money on a Steven Segal movie and watch it?" buy the movie? Meaning planing to watch it many times????

[@CanItAlready]

Moonlight Sonata, Beethoven. And I hope it never turns up in a Seagal movie. LOL

[@davidtaylor4975]

I think you mean foley artist! You say escape funny !

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yes to both lol

[@davidtaylor4975]

@@RedEyeReviews Love your channel! Do you think anyone else has ever watched all of Seagal's movies?

[@SteeleZack]

Well we have reached the 2010's Steven Seagal films, still no goatee and sunglasses ; the body armor and gut combo is foreshadowing of what is to come😬 .

[@willh1933]

Seagall in Machete is like the Black Knight from The Holy Grail "Tis but a scratch...."😉

[@feck2594]

Take care of his funeral arrangements. I swear I thought the same thing as you said it 🤣 and did Seagull ( as I call him ) use that spray on hair for this movie. Good thing he never sweats in his completely fake fights .

[@dariogeorge8680]

Fuck yeah!

[@stephencaffari2062]

Still going but I may soon have to take a nap. Thank god for time zones so you don't know how degenerate I am. Red eye, I salute thou, or something.

[@spiritualanarchist8162]

Not even bothering to set up a simple check mate situation on a board is beyond lazy.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?!

[@UlshaRS]

Folio artist? Now I have to watch the next video released after this cause we know how RER gets ragged on for pronunciation and this one OOF

[@Viernes13punto5]

you were surprised because there was a motorcycle inside the house? you obviously don't own a motorcycle.

[@VideoJamesShow]

That over dub sounds like Casey Affleck.

[@Blink_____]

I've never heard a mexican scotsman before. Thank you Steven Seagal

[@frozack8mgs62]

Danny trejo is a real life bad ass he was a golden gloves boxer in san quentin prison in real life he would beat Steven saboomboom within a inch of his life if he wanted to

[@izidororaziel4918]

Machete is TERRIBLE. Really disgusting

[@paulpheifer3002]

Jessica alba.... Oh God, Stevens awful accent.

[@alexgrenlie862]

I love your videos. A question though why do you think Steven does a voice-over in a scene when he's already there and could speak the lines? Is he that lazy?

[@RedEyeReviews]

He probably didn't speak clearly on set and didn't want to shoot it again. So they sound booth him later

[@xadaux9184]

I love that little bit of bullshit propaganda you threw in there about standing up for your rights to police

[@trashpandaY2K]

Steven was inspired by the villain from 3 Ninjas

[@troyhoffman6209]

Written by: Steven Seagull.....need I say more?

[@skullyskaric7779]

i don't even know her...-_- 2:11 first of all badass is more better then that movie

[@thethedeanshow]

I remember being so glad to finally see seagal in cinema, even tho like 3 people went, on opening night

[@tonygrillo3885]

I'll call him steve. And he gets a new partner named Steve...lol

[@taylorfinley6079]

I haven't seen one film where I thought Steven Seagal would lose a fight

[@sylvainimbeault4706]

i like the bionic sound when he draws his katana i wonder if it makes the same sound when he draws out his tanto

[@AtticusFink]

13:30 they clearly just used a Miss Piggy sound clip and called it a day

[@kevynhansyn2902]

Machete and Machete 2.....Expendables castoffs.

[@memeuridedimineata]

Was in Romania, not russia. Segal is capping

[@dizzy1369]

I just finished watching undefeatable with Cynthia Rothrock before watching this and I can't recall any other movie I've seen where someone gets shot in the neck besides that and this one. It's pretty funny that this was the next review on the playlist to watch after I watched that movie. 🤣😂😂

[@kitbradley2689]

Machete was the last movie with Steven Seagal that I can think of that's vaguely watchable. I think Machete gave him enough XP to achieve his final evolve. I fear for your sanity going forward, Redeye. Be strong and remember booze makes life better.

[@lKILLA]

Seagal needs to be the new batman in a very serious production where in the batman universe he is casted as the new batman and we all need to hype it up lmao. Like as serious as the dark knight.

[@dizzy1369]

9:30 no, you have to protect and excercise your rights so cops don't trample all over them. You don't have to follow directives unless you are lawfully detained and/or arrested.

[@1013VS]

Steven Seagal would be a good dictator