Ultimate Harry Potter Pitch Meeting Compilation

[@sankaraishema5963]

"- Sounds like it's pretty Sirius. - He's decent looking" Greatest piece of literature ever composed. I can die now.

[@gansosmansos]

Made me laugh, too 🤣🤣

[@Zeeno]

I don't get it. Can you explain?

[@zorinzorinzorin5243]

@@Zeeno The joke is that the first guy says that the situation is pretty serious, but the character is named Sirius so the second guy thought he said it’s “Pretty Sirius”. Think of the word pretty here being used as a title like Mr. or Dr., just in this case it would imply that Sirius is pretty which is why the first guy ends the joke by clarifying that Sirius is “decent looking”.

[@SmolKTN]

@@zorinzorinzorin5243 Pretty Sirius is tight!

[@R.A.M.10]

@@SmolKTN wow, wow, wow, wow....wow

[@maxcohen9639]

Executive: "Give me a high-five my dude!" Writer: "No, no thank you. That'd be way too complicated editing wise." Executive: "That's fair." Super meta bro.

[@SamanthaLaurier]

Meta jokes are TIGHT

[@sebastiangibson9671]

@@SamanthaLaurierwow wow wow Wow

[@1.-ulysses334]

It would be very difficult, very much an inconvenience.

[@adamdavis1648]

Super meta, barely an inconvenience.

[@BlapwardKrunkle]

Step 1 Set up camera Step 2 stand behind camera Step 3 clap

[@DefinitelyAPerson1]

“So he gives Harry and his friends a ton of points for killing that man” killed me

[@Parocha]

50 points for Griffyndor

[@jacobwansleeben3364]

Like how Harry killed that man?

[@ienjoyoranges]

now ryan needs bonus points too.

[@rickmatsokotere2251]

“I’m actually shocked it took 4 years for a kid to die.” Truer words were never spoken.

[@SingingSealRiana]

Yeah, as a kid you think oh my gosh hogwards is so cool I wish I could go there.... But growing up its just wrapped in red flags of geglect and deathtraps and the line "no way this year anyone's gonne die" as a desperat whish from Harry makes so much sense

[@PikaLink91]

@@SingingSealRiana I mean is Hogwarts really much more dangerous than just stepping out your front door? Millions of things can kill you on a daily basis if you think about it. Not trolls or three headed dogs but traffic n stuff.

[@chessdt]

Hogwarts* neglect*desprate

[@carmenburton4918]

Well Dumbledoor had his speach again about all the way kids could die.. "As is tradition"

[@sakujosakujosakujo9800]

@@chessdt Would you be interested in placing those asterisks before each of the words, and then maybe correcting your own spelling of the word "desperate" if you are so keen on being grammar national socialist.

[@EndPoliticalCorruption]

"One day Ginni had decided to dispose of the diary by throwing it in a toilet." "That _is_ how people get rid of books." "Then Harry found the book, so obviously he kept it." "Can't blame him, toilet books are TIGHT!" This tickles me to no end. This series of events is by no means the most convenient, blundering, illogical, or unnecessarily dangerous of the series, but it rightly deserves to be mocked. Well done.

[@whitedragoness23]

Does that mean Harry fished it out of the toilet? Why didn’t Ginny flush it down? Does she ever flush a toilet?

[@jaffarebellion292]

@@whitedragoness23 I'm learning things about these characters I REALLY didn't want to know.

[@whitedragoness23]

@@jaffarebellion292 actually that’s what many of the fan backlash towards jk Rowling’s wizard poop reveal was.

[@jaffarebellion292]

@@whitedragoness23 I remember back when that first dropped and chalked it up to Rowling smoking some of that good shit. Actually, that would explain a LOT of stuff in the WW.

[@whitedragoness23]

@@jaffarebellion292 she probably thought it was an interesting tidbit. I don’t think she meant harm by it but it’s really awkward and I do wonder since her target audience is supposed to be towards children.

[@heathern4052]

The basilisk bit was incredible. "It just spooks them then back to the poop tubes."

[@jacquelinekenknight9280]

This was also my favorite part 😂😂 😂 I can’t stop laughing

[@wolfiemuse]

Every now and again, Ryan’s eloquence with words is just unmatched. 😂 Not even being sarcastic

[@DemonicGoddess]

I never thought about it but the pictures never seeing it was a plot hole i was not smart enough to think of.. now like lost ark its ruined.

[@JacksonChadwick]

@@DemonicGoddess in the books it talks about how the basilisk paralyses the pictures too

[@Nimajneb42069]

Chamber of secrets is so out of pocket and it took this video to make me realize it.

[@BatmanFan76]

Expecto Timestampum! 0:00 Year 1: The Sorcerer’s Stone 8:04 Year 2: The Chamber of Secrets 14:11 Year 3: The Prisoner of Azkaban 20:37 Year 4: The Goblet of Fire 27:02 Year 5: The Order of the Phoenix 33:20 Year 6: The Half-Blood Prince 39:41 Year 7: The Deathly Hallows Part 1 46:01 Year 7: The Deathly Hallows Part 2

[@julijan2653]

Wow wow wow Wow!

[@DoctorGoober]

Looking in the comments for timestamps is.... mostly easy, somewhat of an inconvience.

[@thomasshehan6453]

Best comment

[@ceddle]

goat

[@seantds619]

Oh Potter-fying KZbin terms is TIGHT!

[@kyraw8065]

Rewatching all the harry potter pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@thegamingninja3578]

Yeah yeah yeah

[@Leophred]

@@thegamingninja3578 Oh, my god

[@thegamingninja3578]

@@Leophred what

[@Leophred]

@@thegamingninja3578 what?

[@wallman5793]

Watching all the harry potter pitch meetings is also super tight

[@sethrobinson28]

When he asked if Quarrel and Voldemort wish each other good night I was taken to a beautiful place where laughter is infinite

[@SatRamadhani]

Maybe I'm late, but you should watch A Very Potter Musical. They have Quirrel-Voldemort version of "A Day in My Life"

[@wolfiemuse]

I just want to know how they decide to sleep; on their back? Front? Sides? “No Squirrel, we were on your back last night. Now you have to sleep on your front.” “Silencio, pillow-kisser!” (Don’t even know if that’s a legit spell lol)

[@sethrobinson28]

@@wolfiemuse it’s probably similar to the “This is the End” sleeping scene 😂 “we goin Dicks up?” 😂

[@iim4xii129]

Quarrel 😂

[@HateradeConsumer]

I mean, I guess it was kind of amusing but nothing in this entire video was like "laugh out loud" funny, unless you're an actual toddler I guess. I hate to judge but if you're under the age of 10, don't speak on the internet lol

[@shadowofyoutube]

“Hey, everybody. Shut the hell up cuz Harry Potter killed one of the teachers with his bare hands” 😂😂😂

[@seggenghirmay2236]

Oh god

[@MustertheBrohirrim]

It's the best part it's killing me right now 😭 He gets points for being the last face he ever saw. ☠️

[@mavortius8768]

Dumbledore said calmly

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

It was even more hilarious cause he synced it up with the lip movements 😆

[@Colinkrauss1]

I also love the way Producer Guy says “yeah” right after 6:58. It’s like he knows that Harry killing someone shouldn’t be something to celebrate, but Screenwriter Guy is so proud of the idea that Producer Guy half-heartedly encourages it.

[@marc.ristau]

“Cause Harry is rich and rich people get what they want” “that is true, yeah!!!” My favorite delivery any line in a pitch meeting

[@andremir1605]

So true

[@scionixx9568]

It’s because they have the money..😂

[@KjandZj]

Can’t buy parents

[@whirlpoolstudio97]

@@KjandZj he got Ron's anyway

[@whitedragoness23]

@@KjandZjI’m sure could of, and hold his money over their heads. But dumbledoor said no

[@yvc9]

"did they say goodnight to each other or was it just awkward silence?" just about killed me

[@el_gasp_productions]

Wtf I just saw that clip as I was reading this

[@MysteryMusic512]

Ooh, spending 50 minutes rewatching 8 pitch meetings is TIGHT!

[@1516Spinola6040]

Yeah Yeah Yeah!

[@tonyacosta4574]

It's super easy barely an inconvenience

[@bman8366]

I'm gonna need you to get allllll the way off my back about that!

[@Flaris]

Just the absolute best.

[@finnsirius]

So how long you think we need to wait to rewatching to rewatching this again? 😂

[@criminallettucewraps5207]

You're like a drug dealer. No matter how many of the individual pitch meetings I've seen, I still end up coming back for the hour long compilations.

[@giovannigonzalez7864]

It's actually a serious epidemic, you should seek professional help...

[@5thElementDFW]

That was an hour? Wow. Time flies lol

[@Bighbadaboum]

Aaaaand I spent an hour on the toilet

[@Ambar42]

Being like a drug dealer is TIGHT.

[@Bighbadaboum]

@Max oh hello there.... homonyme. I didn't see you at first. Thanks for the advice

[@jtswartz1672]

"Little chat sesh with Voldy, sure" This is such an underappreciated line and IT NEEDS TO BE APPRECIATED!

[@Jaaayzen]

slippin into voldy's DMs is tight!

[@lsodiumoverdosel]

It is.

[@michaeldillinger8723]

Get all the way off my back about appreciating lines!

[@Rando_Shyte]

No.

[@waywardmind]

Wow. I never realized how much the entire series depends upon polyjuice potions and wizards not having any way to detect its use.

[@whitedragoness23]

Barely an inconvenience?

[@Doomzdeh]

I mean, to be fair, the Gringotts’ spell of Thief’s Downfall wouldn’t be nearly as impactful and unique if there were other ways to detect someone who is using Polyjuice Potion. It makes sense, when you think about it.

[@Verasoul]

@@Doomzdeh Let's not pretend that JK took any care or consideration into her world building.

[@Pearleace]

@@Verasoul to be fair, when she planned her world, she probably couldn't've predicted the fame it would garner. it was aimed at children and rightly so. there's so much nonsense involved that it's weird how people even take it seriously! it was still a work in progress when the story hit mass success. the story grew, while the world didn't. it would've been rather impossible to try to save that part at that point anymore.. and so, the epic story doesn't sit well with the world, and it's a bit of a shame. but i see why it is that way. had she started working on the world-building part more, she'd probably still be writing them.

[@agalah408]

Yep if they has Slitherin people on the Russian olympic medical team, they never would have got caught for doping.

[@bttrflymagic]

“Turns out he told Voldemort how to make horcruxes and to split his soul into multiple pieces and shove them into objects.” “Ooooooh shoving yourself into objects is tight!” “Sir, no!”

[@KanohiVahi]

Man.. missed opportunity xD

[@findthebox8623]

Sir no

[@JKRavenBlood]

Well... weren't the Weinstien bros. involved making these movies and one of them went evil.. So it is fitting to be satired.

[@PikaLink91]

@@JKRavenBlood Evil how? I don't follow the news.

[@yanderesimstuff5971]

​@PikaLink91 Me Too movement. Search that.

[@VladLongPlus]

"Shouldn't this be calleed fawks and the chamber of secrets? since he pretty much does everything." That is an excellent point. Big win for Fawks.

[@rickpapineau5939]

Fawkes

[@schroederscurrentevents3844]

“I think maybe wizards aren’t ok people” Understatement of the century

[@whitedragoness23]

Then their world wouldn’t be fun

[@PikaLink91]

Understatement indeed... have you played Hogwarts Legacy? Every single student from every single house, not just Slytherin, is an asshole.

[@whitedragoness23]

@@PikaLink91 wizard mentality?

[@adamdavis1648]

Well, they were invented by a woman who isn't an okay person.

[@mmgeigle5728]

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[@Vazik05]

"We have something Voldemort doesn't." "Yeah, noses." I can't with this guy, lol

[@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos]

"no, something worth fighting for." yeah noses.

[@mavortius8768]

@@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos I know I would fight for my nose!

[@daltooinewestwood6380]

Funny thing about the characters all having long hair in year 4. This happened because the cast were told not to cut their hair between filming so the hairdresser could choose their hairstyles when they started filming, and when they showed up to set the stylist decided she liked their long hair

[@JustinKlazinga]

Also from being about that age at the time the movie came out, it kind of coincided with long hair starting to become cooler in the real world.

[@DoctorJammer]

No, long hair was just the style at that time.

[@daltooinewestwood6380]

@@DoctorJammer lol dude, look it up

[@DoctorJammer]

@@daltooinewestwood6380 Long hair was the style. Look it up.

[@nopenope5042]

That stylist sucks

[@almedham4216]

"Oh, my god, why would they have that at a school?" is the sum of all Harry Potter.

[@rosalina2938]

That and more plot holes than a very hole-y cheese.

[@osheridan]

When I was young I was sad I didn't go to Hogwarts. Now I am so glad I never went to Hogwarts.

[@ghostface0927]

Fun fact about the ending of chamber of secrets, the actor who played Lucius forgot what spell he was supposed to use on Harry outside dumbledores office so he said a spell that he knew instead which happened to be the death curse. Essentially it was an accidental improv that the director wanted to keep in for some reason

[@EnclaveSgt]

Yeah it was something else in the book. Can't recall what though

[@ZenithofDark]

@@EnclaveSgt obliviate? Cause I don’t remember either.

[@PikaLink91]

@@ZenithofDark I see what you did there.

[@Verasoul]

@@EnclaveSgt I don't think it actually said since he didn't finish the incantation. I'm guessing they wanted to put something in and kept the flub because book fans would be like, "Wait, what? He was about to use the death curse?!" Yo, Lucius! You savage!" which was pretty much what happened.

[@pvuccino]

@@EnclaveSgt He didn't say anything in the book. He just raised his wand before Dobby fucked him up!

[@CaprinaLive]

"Couldn't you take some, and then while you have incredible luck - try to make some more" that one got me ROFL

[@wilboersma9441]

"But his family they don't like him they don't want him to read these letters." "Why not?" "Cause they hate him so much they wanna... keep him around idk" "That works." LOLOL

[@cymond]

In the books, it said that they hoped to force the magic out of him. They considered it a mark of shame on their whole family.

[@wilboersma9441]

@@cymond Ah, I forgot about that, thanks! That actually makes a little more sense now.

[@RobertStalbans]

​@@cymond"Force magic out of him" How?

[@ESparkAster]

@@RobertStalbans I guess its like one generational evolution? He spends his life to adulthood never knowing about magic so just... loses it? Yeah, its pretty clear that the Dursleys aren't the brightest when it comes to magic...or in general.

[@thethornhero]

​@@RobertStalbans I think it's more like suppress it/keep it a secret.

[@Buzzy_Bland]

“Oh man, this guy *hates* it when kids are safe!” “Yeah, yeah, yeah!” That… is a disturbingly good description of Dumbledore, yeah.

[@ShootNowAskLater01]

The students’ safety is not something Dumbledore would compromise. Case in point when he threatens Umbridge in front of the minister of magic when she starts getting physical with the student

[@Pyrplefire]

@@ShootNowAskLater01 He wouldn't sacrifice their safety, but he would be more than happy to severely limit their learning potential most years just to teach Harry some obscure lesson.

[@That80sGuy1972]

He's really good at pretending to care for their safety... because he's really good at rescuing them from the dangers he could have prevented in the first place. Kind of like that evil nurse at an old folk's home who is supernaturally ready to rescue old people who fall into emergencies she could have prevented in the first place... always looking like the hero nurse. I won't be so crude to make the volunteer fireman who is also an arsonist comparison.

[@miriamweller812]

Harry Potter is this very odd mixture of a child book regarding the stupidity of people and story and a horror slasher regarding the the violence.

[@That80sGuy1972]

@@miriamweller812 That's a brilliant descriptive summary. Decent mind candy though.

[@stevefilms1997]

The way he says “I understand completely” just brings me an immense amount of joy

[@Grancigul]

Im glad to know im not the only one 😊

[@sebastianrubin7476]

You missed that Lupin's first name is Remus, as in Romulus and Remus, the twins who were nursed by a wolf mother and went on to found Rome. So his name is really Wolf-son Wolf, which makes it weird that his Marauder name is Mooney and not Moon-Moon.

[@mr.kinkade2049]

God damn it, moon-moon.

[@mallios13]

Yet someone I can forgive her for doing that as opposed to Star Trek naming aliens after Earth stuff. I know Romulans were given an endonym in some books, but obviously that hasn't made it into the proper cinematic canon.

[@Rayvah]

I love moon-moon

[@VyxelOP]

My god it's been so long since I've heard a Moon Moon reference. Thank you for reigniting my passion of looking up goofy-af wolf memes.

[@pablofmc]

oh shit, who brought fuckin moon moon along?

[@blablablaa14]

I don't know why but "Its a zip up hoodie. He has no business wearing that" was the line that got me in all of these

[@meg3717]

SAME

[@shannonshaw3063]

I mean, it's true. Voldemort doesn't look good in a zip-up hoodie.

[@RednocNivert]

“Oh, hanging out with a bunch of shirtless copies of yourself is tight” And Ryan would probably know

[@Big_X1990]

Trust me.. RYAN KNOWS

[@brianrooker8527]

“You silly goose, ya goose that’s silly” 😂😂 “Tree holes are tight” “gross sir” 😂😂

[@mangareader7474]

Hilarious 😂

[@Big_X1990]

The tree hole line needs more attention

[@randomjoe3941]

"You know I'm actually shocked it's taken 4 years for a kid to die" I laughed way too hard at this line.

[@krystaloftheshores]

He has a point.

[@Jakub_Zajicek]

"Hey, uh no Harry its time for my annual child-endargerment plan." caught me really offguard :D

[@mikelxanadu]

“Everyone shut the hell up, Harry killed a teacher” 6:58

[@asherneyland8950]

Timestampy

[@captainyulef5845]

@Asher Neyland 6:58 yw

[@ran7645]

With his bare hands lol

[@klas666]

... Dumbledore said calmly

[@DefinitelyAPerson1]

@@klas666 lol

[@patricknoll81]

"escapes by clapping on a bird" might be one of my favorite line readings ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@christinegengaro8931]

I watched this over and over again. 😂

[@cymberciara]

I'm pretty sure that in the books for the triwizard competition Ron and Hermione both talk about how they gave permission to be put underwater and that they weren't in any real danger. They kinda called harry dumb for saving gabriella and said something along the lines of "of course they wouldn't let her die this is just a competition" because he did genuinely think that if he didn't save her she would drown.

[@DenverGhost]

Reason number 1253 why Harry isn’t a Ravenclaw

[@TokenOne93]

Yeah, dunno why Harry would think anyone was in danger in a competition where people regularly die

[@chessdt]

And slug horn always has an antidote for truth serum it was also said in the books

[@drd444]

​@@TokenOne93People regularly die? The competition hadn't existed for hundreds of years. It was literally stopped all the way back then because someone did die. It was a big deal. They brought it back with more safety in mind. You have to remember in the wizarding world, short of being literally avada kadavrad, you can basically be instantly healed.

[@little_seasaw2.080]

Finally someone mentioned this

[@NebulaMCwasTakenWasTaken]

“HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE??” Dumbledore said calmly.

[@JM-pm3tb]

Yeah, that really sunk Michael Gambon as Dumbledore for me.

[@michaelhightower8579]

We are never going to get over that, are we?

[@NebulaMCwasTakenWasTaken]

@@michaelhightower8579 never “I said furiously.”

[@Macrochenia]

"I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back," Dumbledore said calmly.

[@Kirkland_Guitar]

asked*

[@whitwaltman5137]

"Bird loyalty intel" and "the bowl of backstory" two of my fave Pitch Meeting phrases of all time. :D

[@mittins100]

“You know I’m actually shocked it taken 4yrs for a kid to die” gets me every time lol the amount of truth to that statement.

[@TheJetsetter]

To be fair Bellatrix didn't KILL Neville's parents (she did worse). She drove them mad and now they can't even recognize their only son.

[@strifeindustries7563]

Might as well be dead

[@NyneIX9]

Oh! 😳 ... My God. 😕

[@justpassingthrough7990]

I mean... The mother kinda does. She gives him a sweet wrapper (iirc) every time he goes to visit them.

[@rarescevei8268]

​@@justpassingthrough7990She gave it to him once because she remembered that Neville gave her a chocolate bar, so she gave him the wrapper as a gift too.

[@AmelieKaren7_13]

I think the how and why she drove them mad is really important here. Voldemort had already disappeared (circa 1981), so people gotta understand that evrything that follows came at a point where everyone was basically rejoicing and finally getting back to normal after years of war and abruptly losing family. Bellatrix didn't believe that Voldemort could've been defeated and wanted to find him to bring him back, so she (along with her husband, brother-in-law and Death-Eater colleague) went to an Auror's house to torture the info out of him and his wife who had nothing to do with it, because what better activity to strengthen family bonds than torturing another family together? But since they knew nothing and wouldn't let out even the little they knew, the torture went on for longer and harder and their brain basically went caput.

[@phoenixdzk]

Wormtail: actually I was the one who killed Cedr- Voldemort: Shut up! These Death Eaters are starting to believe I can't kill anyone! I need this, okay?!

[@frozenlimemix]

"This child from took man's life... very easily!" & "Hey everyone shut the hell up cuz Harry Potter here killed a man with his bare hands!" never fail to get me on the floor laughing.

[@Commanderziff]

"We're at a point in the movie where something like that should happen." This sums up so much of modern movie writing.

[@Snake3yesEddie]

I know a lot of people say that the teachers at Hogwarts just weren’t aware of the level of abuse Harry endured for the 1st 10 years. Which I could buy into if not for the fact that the address they are sending the letters to for Harry quite literally has “The Cupboard under the Stairs” in it. I mean that in itself should have been their 1st red flag.

[@Doomzdeh]

And the fact that Harry shows up to Hogwarts with clothes that are about 3 times too big for his lanky and malnourished form

[@Verasoul]

@@Doomzdeh Yeah, JK just wanted her MC to be a tragic hero but didn't bother with any of contradictions or the fact that the wizarding world does not abide by British law.

[@edopronk1303]

Dumbledore had that squib lady from the 5th movie spying on him all those years. And McGonagall knew also they were the worst. So I agree, some did know about his terrible situation.

[@SuperFlawless2010]

Realistically, a kid that's known nothing but abuse for the first 11 years of his life would grow up to be someone like the psycopath from Chronicle (2012). Literally gets magic powers and becomes worse than Voldemort.

[@Werealex]

Most likely a self-writing quill did it, because imagine how many students they have to write letters too.

[@valeriogerardi9358]

The "macchina exmacchina as the italians would say" was a direct hit to the deepest parts of my heart. Thanks, Ryan

[@RickAucoin]

"That has massive moral implications!" "No it doesn't." JK Rowling's writing, summarized perfectly!

[@ThatSubZeroGamer]

Having a pitch meeting that's almost as long as the first Harry Potter movie is TIGHT!😂

[@tomriddler1926]

The first Harry Potter movie is 2 and a half hours long, the original cut was over 3 hours

[@ThatSubZeroGamer]

@@tomriddler1926 Oh you reminding us how long the actual movie is TIGHT!😂

[@tomriddler1926]

@@ThatSubZeroGamer it is, sir

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

@@tomriddler1926 we need to have a talk about some of these reports we're hearing about your behavior young man.

[@heatherramirez6141]

Correcting a movie’s length is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@AnnaAnna428]

Ryan waiting with that last “Wow” made me literally laugh out loud. 🤣

[@Bmacthesage]

RIP to the actor that played Hagrid, Robbie Coltrane.

[@danavixen6274]

Great actor! I liked him in Goldeneye too. 😔🙏🏾❤️

[@eileensnow6153]

I rewatched the reunion special the day he passed. Miss him ❤

[@GODOFHELLFIRE3]

He was actual human garbage, don't worry about it.

[@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269]

It's possible to appreciate the acting even if you don't necessarily like them as a person. Genuinely hope his family can get through this in a healthy way. Hagrid wad Awesome.😄👍

[@hazelnut975]

@@GODOFHELLFIRE3 no he was a decent guy you’re probably thinking of James Corden.

[@erichloehr5992]

I used to watch cinema sins but they started getting waaaay too long and a bit self indulgent, but these tightly scripted clever bits are just my speed. Keep pitching those bad scripts to keep a smile on our faces

[@flamemasterelan]

CinemaSins is also just really terrible criticism that they mask as satire. But if you watch Jeremy's other channel, he makes all the same critiques, but without the running gags. Not to even mention his way-too-pompous "open letter to Marvel" about how nobody gave a crap about Captain America and they needed to delay the movie because everyone wanted to see Batman v Superman instead. Ryan's scripts are largely not criticism, but pointing out the goofy logical inconsistencies in every movie, good or bad.

[@Ludvigvanamadeus]

Half of the "sins" in Cinemasins are completely nonsensical and their videos are very mean-spirited for no good reason, i.e. they just make shit up and lie. Ryan on the other hand is able to poke fun in a much more intelligent way in a light-hearted way even at very good movies he enjoyed. It's not even in the same league.

[@pikestance4219]

​@@flamemasterelan I don't think Cinemasins is masked in satire, it is entirely tongue-in-cheek. I guess it is way too easy to take them way too seriously.

[@michaeldillinger8723]

Yeah, I still use a combination of both instead of watching the actual movie

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

Scripted clever bits are TIGHT

[@pon3d120]

To be fair, spiteful caregivers that hate you so much they would rather trap you with them than see you succeed is actually one of the more realistic things in the series.

[@michaeldillinger8723]

You've met my mother?

[@explorer47422]

To a point sure, but when a school offers to give your weird adoptive child who is a source of constant embarrassment and a drain on resources free lodgings for an entire year where you wouldn't have to see them, or suffer constant harrasment by owls and haunted sentient flying mail that forces you out of your home, you might start to think the former is the better deal.

[@Shalin_Deniece]

The teenage romance in half blood prince was like a fly I kept trying to swat away

[@Jim-pq9pm]

Yea they should have gone into Voldemorts backstory. The whole purpose of the love potion plot had to do with his conception.

[@Cisco_24]

"Oh the power of friendship is unstoppable. Give me a high five my dude!" "No, no thank you. That'll be way too complicated editing-wise." 🤣😅

[@goredmariopizza8538]

Oh, breaking the 4th wall is TIGHT!

[@franceskoz]

Wow, I never realized how many convoluted plots that could have been solved with a simple practical decision there were in this series, and how many times magic was either way too easy (polyjuice) or just completely nonexistent when it could have been there till I watched this. Also many more moral issues... Great job! Lots of laughs ❤

[@alexhodgson7254]

Watching pitch meetings all day instead of going outside and living a productive life is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Mohammed-dy6xb]

No matter how many times I watch the same pitch meeting it's still hilarious !! Class act both Ryans !! Best thing on KZbin by a Mile !!

[@idontknoq4813]

Randomly capitalizing the word "Mile" is tight!

[@Mohammed-dy6xb]

@@idontknoq4813 Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 💎

[@Archmage19]

Counterpoint: His other stuff is way better than these.

[@lotusmaglite]

"And then, once he gets the egg, he's gotta go listen to it underwater while a ghost tries to look at his wiener." "What?" It just gets funnier every time I hear it.

[@Allie-w1l]

I'd forgotten the scene, so I had to see that part of the video to see what he meant, and she really WAS trying peek at his wiener. 😆

[@bellabean7]

The Very Potter Musical by Starkid actually explores the awkwardness of having Voldemort’s face on the back of Quirrell’s head by having two guys share a costume, back to back to each other. It’s hilarious and worth a watch.

[@MissAlii432]

Thought the line about them saying good night to eachother was a reference to the musical

[@sidhackney8831]

Very Potter Musical is amazing but that's probably the best part. Dude had a fully sentient man living on his head for a *year*. Like, did Voldemort even need sleep in that state? Did he ever have opinions on the faculty meetings he must have had to silently sit through? Did Voldemort get sick of the way he chewed?

[@s0updad]

that’s all i was thinking about when he was asking the questions like “wouldn’t that make going to the bathroom awkward” i love that musical, voldemort and quirrell’s relationship will always be in my heart and on my mind

[@pandemonium8420]

Life's a comedy of sorts, when you're living with Voldemooorrt!! And I'm happy as a squirrel, when I'm with mister Quirreeell!!

[@mjk7249]

Came here looking for this comment! 😁 Love those musicals!

[@sidhackney8831]

Love these. Thank you for addressing the horrifying image of Voldemort in a zip up hoodie.

[@whitedragoness23]

Good thing you didn’t see him wear a stick on nose

[@darrellsaewhat50]

That’s gunna be my Halloween costume this year

[@danielvandersall6756]

Isn't it amazing how often Harry just--forgets he's RICH? "Oh, there's the new Nimbus 9000X, if only I could own that..." Guess it was Rowling's attempt to make him more relatable?

[@edgartorres1601]

“Wizards celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ ?” Absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@Verasoul]

Probably more linked to pagan solstice since Jesus wasn't actually born anywhere near Christmas and paganism/magic beliefs are linked more closely.

[@coldstuff9784]

@@Verasoul Of course he wasn't born on Christmas, we don't actually know the exact date, that one was just chosen.

[@zupergut3015]

Wasn't Christians burning withese at stakes?😂

[@Wheeliam_Ironside]

I like to think in this world Jesus was probably a bit of a wizard himself (Willam Dafoe voice)

[@MikeDCWeld]

Neville's parents weren't killed. They are in the special ward at St Mungo's for permanent spell damage. Harry had learned about them a year or two prior and Ron, Hermione, and Ginny found out at Christmas that year year while visiting Mr. Weasley in the hospital.

[@iammamidala]

I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back on that one.

[@incitossol]

Is that supposed to be better or worse?

[@MikeDCWeld]

@@incitossol not really sure. I guess it depends on your perspective and personal philosophy.

[@coultergill7728]

@@schattentaenzerin movie 5 they are mentioned by neville in the room of requirement

[@osheridan]

@@MikeDCWeld Yeah it's a trolley problem in itself

[@metroidman7592]

Does anyone else listen to pitch meeting to fall asleep?

[@SuperPotter]

Most of the time😅

[@reverendkafka4178]

Me. Use the playlist. Ryan George's regular videos too.

[@wuhoolife]

Yes. Playlists for sure!

[@Maxabot]

Yes 😇

[@malcom246]

Falling asleep to pitch meeting is tight !

[@GrimmBones]

Small mistake: Bellatrix never killed Neville's parents. She did torture them, though. To the point where they permanently ended up in St. Mungo's. In fact, in the fifth book, when going to St. Mungo's to see Arthur Weasley after he was saved from the torture by Voldemort, the main squad saw Neville in the room with his parents there (can't recall if they interacted, but I'm sure they did). They also met Gilderoy Lockhart, who, in all honesty, was such an adorable lil' sweetiepie with his missing memory, he was genuinely cute and super sweet to everyone, I was kinda bummed out they never added that whole segment into the movie. EDIT: I just now saw the bit at the end where Ryan says "or leave a 2000 word comment about some Harry Potter detail I got wrong", and couldn't help but laugh. I fell right into it. D:

[@Jim-pq9pm]

There were more mistakes than that. The point is to be humorous

[@ALL_that_ENDS]

NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!

[@SlyEyedEagle]

​@@ALL_that_ENDS "Nerd" hasn't been an insult for atleast 15 years. Try again. 😂

[@Wheeliam_Ironside]

I went to the comments just for this cuz i knew it would be here😂

[@BumMcFluff]

@@SlyEyedEagle It was still funny.

[@grumpyoldman3458]

I can't wait for Ryan to pitch all 28 James Bonds (25 official, 2 unofficial and 1 TV show) and then make a compilation. roughly 3 hours by my calculations.

[@BrynjarReynisson]

There's a James bond tv show?!

[@grumpyoldman3458]

@@BrynjarReynisson in 1954 the US TV show "Climax!" made a version of Casino Royale. They changed a few things, like making Bond American and Leiter British. 007 was played by Barry Nelson, and Peter Lorre was Le Chiffre. It's a different take on Bond but worth watching if you can find it.

[@alexbennet4195]

This would be particularly funny because they're all (minus the most recent Daniel Craig ones) absolutely awful lol

[@RobG001]

@@alexbennet4195 Guessing you are young, (damn your youth) :). as an old fart, I really dislike the Daniel Craig ones. Prob as the ones before him were just entertaining fluff, but they tried to make his one realistic, and it was just bad, (like Bond banging his chick a day or 3 after having his nut sack battered raw via torture, or the gamekeeper who needed a torch to go over some ground which he would have know like the back of his hand after 50 plus years of living on it. Never mind the crashing train fuck-up in one of them, it goes on and on. :) Either make it realistic, or fantastical, you can't have it both ways. :) ymmv

[@kooijbas]

​@@alexbennet4195 I don't know what I'm more offended with: the fact that you think all Sean Connery and Roger Moore movies are awful or the fact you think the Daniel Craig movies are good.

[@shethjrebbell]

“Bowl of backstories” is still one of the funniest things

[@bdletoast09]

One of the things that will forever annoy me with the Harry Potter franchise is how J.K managed to make one of the rare exemples of Time Travel that works perfectly since it is in a stable loop with no branching continuity. Which in itself justifies why Hermione was allowed to use a Time Turner in the first place (she couldn't have done anything other than using it to be in two places at once with it) and why it cannot be used to change the events of the series (there is no stopping Wormtail from reaching Voldemort or revealing Barty Crouch Jr.'s identity before it's too late because it already happened this way) but she somehow didn't understand her own system and destroyed it with the Cursed Child.

[@bdletoast09]

Hey @KZbin, instead of teaching your algorithm to harass content creators for rules they did not break and gunning down Discord bots that people use to listen to music in chats, could you please get your head out of your ass and deal with those extremely annoying bots that are popping everywhere?

[@mallios13]

Temporal loops are TIGHT!!! Seriously, Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite example of time travel storytelling because it's a loop. I hate the idea of branching realities because it just creates a mess no writer can handle.

[@johncitizen306]

It's not as annoying as the spelling mistakes in your comment

[@johncitizen306]

Not to mention all of the other grammatical errors, particularly punctuation

[@bdletoast09]

@@johncitizen306 Legitimately sorry. I'm not a native english speaker and I often make a bunch of mistakes when I'm not careful.

[@chillycat1925]

Harry Potter pitch meeting compilations are T I G H T

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

Re releasing old videos to make money is TIGHT

[@professorx3060]

@@iwatchwithnoads7480 I'll buy it. If I want to watch all Harry Potter pitch meetings, now I have them all in one place instead of looking for them one by one.

[@Adam1010-t6f]

And making the compilation is super easy barely an inconvenience

[@bitters879]

Oh wow wow wow Wow

[@chillycat1925]

@@Adam1010-t6fwow wow wow wow wow Wow

[@CheezsterYT]

Now that I think about it, Dumbledore probably should've cast the Fidelius Charm on the Shrieking Shack and made Lupin the Secret Keeper instead of planting a giant killing tree in front of it.

[@justpassingthrough7990]

Tbh a lot of things could have been solved with that charm. Like when Harry, Ron, and Hermione were on the run. I refuse to believe Hermione didn't know how to cast the charm. It's not a potion. It doesn't need ingredients.

[@MrCtotheD]

I actually use Pitch Meetings as recaps now whenever I wanna watch a sequel to that movie.

[@osheridan]

Actually ingenious

[@daveweisbrich1769]

It's saved me many times from spending hours watching absolute turds on film

[@advictoriam3106]

Recognizing Neville as a teen when you haven't seen him since he was a baby is actually super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@LazarusSchell]

As a screen writer myself, I really love this series. Whenever I'm stumped for Ideas I give it a watch to make sure, I'm not being this ridiculous.

[@avimo2565]

Being so excited about pitch meetings you already watched is TIGHT!

[@danavixen6274]

It works!

[@SeraphsWitness]

I just realized that Harry's presence in the final scene of Sorcerer's Stone is the only reason there's any tension, since he's the only one who can access the stone. Then they make the same plot mistake in Order of the Phoenix with the prophecy spheres.

[@nellaethelflaed1248]

Philosopher's Stone

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@nellaethelflaed1248 That was the EU title. The US title was Sorcerer's Stone.

[@Th3UprightMan]

​@@SeraphsWitness Yeah, but we're going with the not-dumbed-down version because most Americans apparently don't know about the philosopher's stone myth and they needed something "shinier" in the title to get their attention.

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@Th3UprightMan that's not "dumb". People have different cultural touchstones. Not everyone knows everyone else's myths. Don't be a snob.

[@Th3UprightMan]

@@SeraphsWitness How is it not dumb when it was decided that america's audience is too ignorant to know about it (and apparently rightly so)? Not only that, that they'd be further confused by the title because it has "philosopher" in it instead of something properly magick-y. Pretty much the only country of the western world who had to do that. I didn't arbitrarily use that word. It was literally dumbed down.

[@kakarotwolf]

"cause Harry Potter here killed one of the teachers with his bare hands" 😂💀

[@julijan2653]

Oh, watching ryan george talk to himself for 52 minutes and 42 seconds straight is *TIGHT!*

[@normanrobles6086]

Wait a second. There are two people there.

[@sololeveling7390]

@@normanrobles6086 Right? What is Julijan talking about?

[@144digital]

Who's Ryan George? Those two are Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy

[@alisaurus4224]

They’re clearly different people. One of them has glasses

[@giovannigonzalez7864]

Yeah it is!

[@nintendoconvert4045]

“He takes the blame for everything and escapes by clapping on a bird” LMFAO 30:26

[@anonimanonim2710]

While reading the series, I only wanted Hogwarts to be eviler, but listening to this, I realized it was all along

[@SineN0mine3]

More evil

[@anonimanonim2710]

@@SineN0mine3 2 syllables my dude! That means you add er at the end

[@rottenhead8385]

@@anonimanonim2710 who told you that nonsense, my dude?!

[@anonimanonim2710]

@@rottenhead8385 the English teachers

[@mrlagoonslawyer]

​@@anonimanonim2710they lied😔😔

[@RandallFrequentFlyerFlagg]

Wow, after watching this series I realized that the screenwriter and the movie executive always have the same exact hairstyle and facial hair. They must go to the same barber. If not for one wearing glasses, you’d think they were the same person.

[@crashcoaster3852]

Rewatching all the Harry Potter pitch meetings is now super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@apiasylumforthepolitically7310]

"This guy hates when kids are safe" I'm dead

[@christianellegaard7120]

You should do some pitch meetings for some of the real old classics. Like Casablanca, The Wizard of Oz, From here to Eternity, or Ben Hur. Or any of the many great movies made before 1970.

[@DelGuy03]

As long as they're full of plot holes and inconsistencies and dubious morality that he can jump on... Ryan has said that sometimes he ditches Pitch Meetings he's begun because they ended up boring, he couldn't find enough wrong.

[@whocares9033]

No, thanks

[@Dragonfire1321]

@@DelGuy03 Well, wizard of oz would definitely work. I'd love to see his reaction to the whole, "So, the main character steals the shoes of a lady her house landed on and crushed, and then refuses to hand them over to her grieving sister" thing lol.

[@timeodaneosetdona]

Where Eagles Dare : Drunk Welsh actors are tight!

[@trevorjoneill707]

God no

[@robashley8216]

Molly Weasley: "Welcome home Ron, how was your school year?" Ron: "Oh you know the usual classes, usual shenanigans, oh and we fought a giant snake in the sewers of the castle" Molly: "Oh my God..." Ron: "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience" Molly: "Oh Really?" Ron: "Yeah turns out all Harry had to do was stab it with a sword he pulled out of the sorting hat" Molly: "Sword hats are tight" Ron: "Super tight"

[@EmptyEyeL64]

I don't know why, but the "Sick!" reaction to Dumbledore not caring about education never fails to make me laugh. 😂

[@samanthacharlton4123]

Thumbnail Harry having blue AND green eyes is so clever! (I realize Ron does too, so it might not have been intentional. But it still stands as a funny reminder of the "you have your mother's eyes" thing)

[@worldwideinterests1]

I haven't seen these in years and I was thinking about going back and rewatching them... I think Ryan George just saved me about 20 hours of my life.

[@miminoran8948]

Uh longer think about the books lol

[@inr9751]

Aww, you should watch them.

[@heathern4052]

Such an interesting point about giving clothes to a house elf. I guess even wizards still have to do their own laundry lest they accidentally set their servant free.

[@as3609]

Nah, they can just leave a basket of dirty laundry out and the elves go get it and deal with it. They haven't been 'given' clothes in that situation. They are allowed to handle clothes without owning them.

[@Wheeliam_Ironside]

Exactly they(the clothes) have to be presented directly as a hand-off.

[@jenni5104]

"This guy's way of doing things is to let children destroy his stuff until they find a wand that works." WB, destroying IPs until they find something that works: "Interesting business model."

[@honestmovieopinion]

Nowadays I become more excited about the pitch meetings than the actual movies 😁

[@VFXking]

Same here

[@beccas4863]

I’m giggling way harder than I should be that “It’s just gonna shock them and then back to the poop tube.” was *immediately* followed by a Tide ad. “Who’s gonna need more Tide?” The basilisk. That’s who will need more Tide.

[@clioalexandra6485]

My favorite part: "Oh this guy doesn't give a crap about their education!" Yup pretty much

[@ashardalondragnipurake]

hanging out with a bunch of shirtless copies of yourself is tight it sure is sir i love the complete lack of hesitation in that delivery

[@anonl5877]

I wonder why none of the wizard students tried to be personal injury lawyers. They'd become millionaires.

[@kaptainzdragon5478]

Maybe it's like a trust fund that he couldn't access until he was a legal adult.

[@teetbeezoon]

Watching the traumatic life of a kid being groomed as a human sacrifice is TIGHT!

[@Gusto990]

The fact Harry Potter has so much plot armour is TIGHT

[@UltraGalaxyify]

It makes things super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@Verasoul]

So much plot armor that he survived a telegraphed "hero's sacrifice" moment.

[@sealman92]

Ryan George's commentary is the real magic of this world

[@GREYARMOUR]

Timestamps: 0:00 Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 08:04 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 14:10 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 20:37 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 27:02 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 33:19 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince 39:41 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 46:00 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

[@Maestro-K1121]

Oh, timestamps are tight!

[@zacks4o19]

i literally held off on watching any of the Harry Potter pitch meetings just so i could wait for this one😂

[@_will795]

You waited years of watching them..not knowing if he’d combine them or not.. just to watch an hour long video of it…?

[@ShootNowAskLater01]

@@_will795 You’re not supposed to use your brain when addressing KZbin comments

[@stayawayunited3744]

“That’s kinda messed up” “No it’s not” “Oh, ok 😄” I think the HP pitches are my favorite producer guy reactions.

[@tacohaloman]

I love the call out of Harry doing Lumos at the beginning of Prisoner, though later on it shows the Ministry doesn’t care about Marge cuz of Sirius escaping, but y’know. It’s never mentioned by the movie. But you, you mentioned it. And it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@TheFinn-ishedproduct-yb4wd]

In the books he's actually using a flashlight