FPSRussia’s Stolen Towel Story from Prison | PKA

FPSRussia’s Stolen Towel Story from Prison | PKA
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[@joshcorbett4787]

Kyle went to prison for 60 days and has as many story’s as Andy Dufresne.

[@actualcasual7504]

My thoughts exactly lmao. Prison must be intense as fuck

[@FatalREM]

@@actualcasual7504 Kyle's also a very perceptive person, with a likeable demeanor. It seems entirely like the people he pulled around him just enjoyed his presence more than anything so he got away with gathering up these stories.

[@Haydenormous]

Every day is a story in prison

[@jemps5]

So many stories, stories is plural not the subject of the sentence

[@randomhero6365]

@@actualcasual7504 It is, spending so much time in there with not much to do an so many personalities you really start to see an notice even the smallest things.

[@Nlcup]

LMAO contraband gets smuggled in, chili gets smuggled out

[@franksbtka1624]

I’d buy towel guy a beer.

[@Iheartdgd]

Lol funny he says that, I LOVED the chili when I was locked up, I used to just mix the whole plate together, even the cake lol

[@Iheartdgd]

Chic 'N' Stu lmao fair game

[@chroniccomplainer3792]

Why u get locked up?

[@tosdurk]

Used to do the same thing in juvie, i loved it. Mixing the chili with the cornbread, man that shit was so fire

[@Iheartdgd]

@@tosdurk Now thats what im talking about.. most of the time they would give us a vanilla cake, but when the cornbread came in mannnnn best believe I was taking my time with that shit. Hell, even when they had us return our trays, I would be scavaging off of other peoples leftovers LMAO I was HUNGRY up in that MFer...

[@PUTYOURHANDOUT]

@@Iheartdgd wtf the last part could have been left out

[@chuckmeister6897]

just found this podcast and i swear this brings me back to mw2 days. woody, fps russia, like damn what a time.

[@chrisncars317]

I am pretty sure those brown towels are the same they give us in the army 😂

[@austinroth7238]

They are......"military grade" brother

[@space_cakes]

Marines : “you get towels ?!”

[@legoclonetrooper4053]

air force : "oh you you guys aren't getting your nails polished"

[@justgeorge1608]

Everyone in the rain room. Ready, move!

[@lui1367]

@@legoclonetrooper4053 navy:you dont do your bunkmates nails?

[@RedditTop10]

Macks cost $1.10 now according to the Georgia federal commissary list {edit: there 1.25 at Talladega}

[@matthewdavis8661]

stocks are up!

[@DennisMartinezCalifornia]

Stonks 📈📊

[@jamesrowland2002]

kyle was in FCA Talladega Alabama

[@BensonJackie]

Kyle is now being investigated by the SEC for insider mack trading

[@birdlawyer6191]

Damn man. Mack's are like 2.50 up in county, PA

[@venomous7321]

Hearing this guy tell stories about prison makes me want to go

[@chrisncars317]

dylan shearree that's federal prison 😂

[@charlesjones32787]

federal prison is kind of like camp...just a little suckier...state prison is where all the fun is at #raifordfloridastate

[@SentinelGhost]

Watch Larry Lawtons videos. He tells stories like this about his time but he did real time and it will change your mind

[@rtten239]

Got to love the two weeks of constant great fear for dying and rapeb

[@PerseusR51]

I advise you not. Kyle got lucky

[@BajiBunny]

Kinda sucks hearing how charismatic some of these dudes are. Like some of those guys sound like they could use a reset button.

[@BajiBunny]

@Jimmy Hardon Well yeah duh lol, When I say reset button I mean more in life, another chance to not make stupid decisions that got them locked up.

[@ninetailedfox579121]

Yeah, based on his stories and Larry Lawton, we definitely need to do a better job rehabilitating these people instead just locking them up. Many of these people don't seem like they're criminals but instead just got dealt a shit hand or made a mistake. Hell it seems like people in prisons value camaraderie and loyalty even more than many people do outside of prison.

[@HardenJID]

@@BajiBunny weird to discount someone’s humanity over one fuck up in their life but ok.

[@omega1231]

It comes with the territory, it's the same for most dangerous.. eh.. occupations, you need to have a fucked up sense of humor to deal with it, some are of course absolute psychos, but probably not in minimum security prison.

[@Smokeyxz]

Lots of wasted talent behind the walls man.. I often was blown away from the guys who were musically talented. Laying alone with only four walls but hearing someone singing/rapping well really made a huge difference. It’s crazy. It’s not a place you ever want to visit.

[@Rogers_Ranger]

the mackerel was for weight lifting , was the best protein you could get cheaply.

[@thomasmitchell4128]

All about those prison gains

[@birdlawyer6191]

In a county in PA, Mack's were about 2.50. Tuna was 3.5 for 3.55 ounce. 1 single ramen pack was .90cents

[@marz-95]

"I hold no ill will towards you, towel man"

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

How is woody entirely clueless about anything at least 90% of the time.

[@6figureceleryjfs378]

Yeah it’s wild he’s so socially disconnected and completely oblivious to situations. Autistic

[@bencetakacs7600]

He’s an american

[@salisburysteak6170]

@@bencetakacs7600kinda late bud

[@henjem14]

Mackeral was probably because of the protein, if inmates hitting the gym all the time, milk and mackeral and anything with protein in becomes desirable

[@inkedskindeep9941]

Long live Towelman.

[@Fr0st1989]

That towel story was hilarious

[@Drugaddict22]

Staring at my locker thinking about my cute white cellmate" LOLOLOLOL

[@dadygee]

" ...no ill will towards you towel man! "

[@skateforeverboss7423]

Them towels brown for a reason bro 💩 Lml

[@cookingwithcorey3346]

Seen someone literally get the shit kicked out of them over a towel in county. Shit and pissed all over themselves. Shit was crazy

[@birdlawyer6191]

Yeah I never understood those towel thieves. Not only is stealing shitty in general, stealing from your fellow inmates is really fucked.

[@unitedkingdomoffiveeyes9765]

The voices he puts on 🤣

[@jameschester3749]

kyles my favourite Russian

[@peraticti]

I would watch the fuck out of this if it was made into show.

[@BrettonFerguson]

I had it paused @0:02 and I thought "Why is Bruce wearing a sports bra?"

[@4guysdaregame]

Googled tuna pouch isn’t what I think he’d be eating in prison

[@larsraum]

Haha did it as well. Looked wierd af

[@Linkz1228]

The fish is prolly for protein when they are working out

[@Smokeyxz]

That’s a big part of it.

[@prodBrainShot]

Gotta love the old storys

[@bobbysenterprises3220]

ALWAYS know where your towel is.

[@GriseWeisshark]

Part of me is thinking that those brown towels aren't actually brown.

[@lundyman321]

Cheetos mixed with ramen, still eat that shit to this day.best jail food you can make

[@KingIbanazzi]

Jalapeno cheddar chertos, Ramen, slim Jim's, bread chunks and a tortilla wrap is all I need

[@dillhouston8941]

I hold no ill will towards you towel man

[@sixteennumberthree5544]

The way he's describing his cellie, he "got a good look" at him too.

[@brennanSmith613]

I just realized Kyle is fps russia

[@bic3456]

Those packs are the closest thing to a dollar in most prisons.

[@macse7en]

I'd make it in prison if I could have an MP3 player lmfao

[@Anonymous8317]

The currency.....Macs are protein PLUS they base stuff like that off size as well. In a lot of prisons stamps are/were currency because they are 25 cents a stamp and you can store more “currency” in a smaller space.

[@Linkz1228]

Gotta get those gains in somehow.. that gross shit🤮

[@unhandyflyer447]

I heard about the stamps through @Larry Lawton lol

[@SeggyCute]

i know damn well if i ever went to prison i'd have to side with some people man, i would not survive alone.

[@mathers1980]

About 10 yrs ago in co. jail ramen 1 pack was 1.05 usd... Now prob 1.20 or more compared to .05 to .07 cents outside...

[@vanxthenecron3059]

@Mc cigs 0,07 cents, so $0,0007

[@concentratecorner1744]

2:00 I remember when someone did a 'radio' call in Cali over their soap... (you do a radio to shut everyone up, general respect, radio means some sort of things is being announced, like if something is missing or if theres church services etc.) .. well it was a state soap.. and dude said he was gonna check cells haha everyone started laughing when he got to the cell check point someone yelled out 'what are you a fucking cop' and then they fought.. over state soap.. that dude forgot in the shower n someone prob threw away lmao. Shit was wild

[@almightygamer3500]

lowkey top 3 podcast ever

[@BtheLee11]

PAPA BRUCE?! The last person i expected to be here

[@realrojo7145]

His story's are the best description of prison

[@sixteennumberthree5544]

Fish has protein and you (the proverbial you) can move it easier than a pack of cookies.

[@BrassBashers]

9:53 some folks including me have light sensitive eyes, I always sunglasses during the day. Even got some indoor/outdoor mirror safety glasses when working in manufacturing, those new LEDa are bright!

[@HandsomeLongshanks]

Im glad everyone laughed at the guy and no one made a bigger deal out of it lol too funny

[@durby24]

Your gonna make me get this chilli you keep talking about

[@salisburysteak6170]

I just typed in commissary prices and it’s the third one down

[@salisburysteak6170]

There is a sight online that says prices could of changed tho over the years and for some reason strawberry jelly is super expensive

[@JensEskildsen]

Haha, it sounds just like the guys in the barbershop in Comking to America :D

[@Diskjok11]

People watching becomes the main pastime

[@jameseveland6718]

If i may ask what federal crime did Kyle Do to get sentenced into a federal prison

[@spacelevator]

He got weed delivered to him via mail. The feds found out and raided his house, finding more weed. They threw way more crimes at him than he deserved and he took a plea deal that included 2 months jail time

[@jimmybags6598]

@@spacelevator also somebody painted a camo on one of his seized gun and obscured the serial numbers on it which is a felony

[@Adiscretefirm]

The state case fell apart and the feds took over, they arguably overcharged with things like intent to distribute by smoking weed with his girlfriend one time, or a gun finishing shop letting some paint fill in the serial number and calling it possession of a firearm with altered serial number. Basically charged 25 years worth of felonies and pleading away most of it except a single 0-6 month charge the judge gave him 2 for.

[@bodegacats8940]

Who found gregory milton?

[@TobiasWhisperwind]

I love that Bruce has both never seen a prison OR that he's never seen Orange Is the New Black

[@Helminiack]

sounds like a good guy to have on the podcast lol

[@ivorypoacherplays]

Poor Taylor

[@rivermoneyg6277]

Googled tuna pouch Sick bastard...

[@jeffdollaz]

Smoked mackerel aye

[@aberhamlaguna415]

Am I the only one who isint scared of prison no more since we hear kilroy talk about them.

[@ianh1504]

youre not anywhere near as charismatic as kyle watch ya booty

[@nobodysreview6137]

Stealing a mp3 sounds like it might get you killed or something. If some1 broke all of a sudden has an mp3 that didnt and over by the computer downloading while some1 is saying their mp3 just got stolen seems like people would know.

[@zenthious666]

What prison was this?

[@braydenvoigt9228]

lmao

[@bamablake6665]

I wanna know how much Kyle paid snow to watch after him cause he def did

[@noobsaibot9490]

Would anyone recommend a Remington R51?

[@900bz]

Depends on who or what ur shootin

[@theepicgaming5260]

Remington sucks

[@noobsaibot9490]

Just to have to protect my family, I'm on a very tight budget and it was like 200 bucks.

[@theepicgaming5260]

@@noobsaibot9490 you should look into taurus options but I understand, if it's purely self defense you could go with a shotgun like a Maverick 88

[@noobsaibot9490]

Thanks for the advice. I did have a Taurus 380 at one point. I liked it a lot but gifted it to my dad.

[@artkillsevil]

Same towl you get in basic

[@stephendavis3710]

Mackerel is good you just got to get the one with the tomato sauce good as shit

[@randyrandinger2026]

kyle you were behind bars for 72 hrs how do you have all these stories

[@nickybob2175]

He went for 2 months

[@randyrandinger2026]

Nicholas Matocha i know thats the joke, hes acting like hes done a few years in there

[@nickybob2175]

Randyrandinger ohhhh my b

[@nickybob2175]

Randyrandinger big r/wooosh

[@ianh1504]

"stories" like one guy lost his towel. and one guy put weird stuff in his hair. STORIES you say.

[@zamap4278]

Man I'm still so shook that white people don't use lotion lol doesn't your skin feel dry af?😂

[@coolmovie2137]

Nope, You gotta drink more water man

[@zamap4278]

@@coolmovie2137 lol it's not about drinking water bro trust

[@deaj8450]

I don't think I have ever even used lotion. I'm sure I have some dry skin but I don't ever feel it or think about it.

[@andrewfranklin4505]

Danmit woody you fucked us

[@theoohguy8246]

1:13

[@havelpants5248]

Bitch what? I never got chili... 😪

[@robicafr]

hey

[@blackop3765]

Tucker?

[@jacobjohnson2603]

Tucker.

[@ko2ni]

Tucker!

[@sothearyeth9864]

Lmao

[@mellowjellow42069]

loll

[@inkedskindeep9941]

#towellivesmatter

[@ianh1504]

you know, it dawned on me, kyle spent years lying about his voice and origins and we really have no reason to believe hes truthful now?

[@justpassingby298]

Lying? He was just putting on a character. If you don't believe that he was in prison, got his house raised and 400k worth of guns destroyed, that's a you problem

[@ianh1504]

Just passing by oh sure he probably went to prison, but how much of what he said here actually happened and wasnt just made up?

[@justpassingby298]

@@ianh1504 a man thought someone stole his towel, and turns out no-one did. Not exactly a mind breaking story

[@ianh1504]

@@justpassingby298 hes pivoted to podcasting and he gets more viewers and makes more money if he has interesting stories, bet you dont trust other people with such a strong profit motive behind what they say.

[@pisslmfaogetit8475]

@@ianh1504 go to prison and find it out yourself lol

[@bigchad508]

6

[@glettnile2603]

Sunglasses are 55$. Welcome to America, months is prison for weed and being treated like an animal while you’re there

[@woadieeee]

ayyyyy

[@foggydew9428]

Lots of stories for a man in prison for 2 months...if ya smell'ellelelele the bushit cooking

[@Dawesome97]

I mean, many of these stories sound very believable. Especially if you listen to other guys who were locked up in low security prisons.

[@jenjuice432]

A lot of shit can happen in two months. There's a lot of interesting characters in prison, and when you pack them all together like a sardines in a can, craziness is bound to ensue.

[@mactep98]

even if its fake, still entertaining af

[@bvnshee6749]

Lmfaoooo I get it if the stories were far fetched or some crazy shit but... it’s a story about a crack dealer thinking someone stole his towel... not too far fetched or unbelievable to me lmaoooo