PLANET OF THE APES Review - The Mind-Numbing Boring Failure!

2001 Planet of the Apes (directed by Tim Burton) is a boring movie that made a crap ton of movie. The highly acclaimed, stylized director wanted to pay homage to the B movie from the late 60s and did his best. Unfortunately, the film was a massive disaster in terms of critical performance (but did well at the box office). The film was supposed to be set up with a massive franchise, but unfortunately/fortunately, didn't happen. So, for MovieTots, we decided to take a look at the film and see if there is anything going making it the perfect 'Lost and Found' subject.
Synopsis - In 2029, an Air Force astronaut crash-lands on a mysterious planet where evolved, talking apes dominate a race of primitive humans.
Starring - Mark Walhberg, Tim Roth, Paul Giamatti
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Some WEIRD audio issues on this one (for some reason, my mic caught the headphones audio). So, I had to tinker and therefore, audio quality wasn't where I'd like it. REGARDLESS, always a good time chattin' with Pop Tot about movies. Thank you for 140 subs (goal is 500 by end of summertime!). I put as much effort/time into this as possible and the support means a lot! Next week we will be taking a look at a crappy superhero movie, wonder which? - Mr. Tot

[@MousePounder]

Bury this movie and forget where.

[@MovieTots]

Get plastered drunk, get lost and bury it.

[@EyebrowCinema]

Worst film in the series by an extraordinarily wide margin.

[@MovieTots]

I've sadly only seen a few (at least the important ones) and this one is so bad. I honestly have no idea what Burton was doing.

[@MousePounder]

Tim Roth is always incredible!

[@MovieTots]

Lie to Me is a series I've been wanting to cover on Lost and Found. I may have to add it to my list for the summer!

[@dontes5009]

I'm the only one that enjoyed this in my teens, and still will watch it once in a while. It's one of my favorite "bad movies". I'm weird because the new planet of the apes has good writing but the cgi just takes me out.

[@joshpinchuk7061]

I remember this being a not good movie. I'm going to watch this recap just so I can remember why it was bad. I never saw it a second time because guess what? It was bad

[@MovieTots]

It is definitely NOT good. I will not miss it one bit.

[@MousePounder]

"What!? No!...": The Movie 😂

[@MovieTots]

A future Lost and Found movie, for sure. I had to make fun of the absolutely BONKERS delivery of that line.

[@MousePounder]

This doesnt feel like a Tim Burton movie to me

[@MovieTots]

Besides the music and a few sets, I completely agree. It felt like a ton of studio intervention took over.