PlayStation Garbage

[@JoMcD21]

Driver was the first game I ever played and I made my grandma piss her pants laughing because I was 3 years old and smashed into literally fucking everything.

[@ed9358]

why was your grandma laughing at car accidents was she jerma. be honest.

[@knightogourd]

@@ed9358 it's the unexpectedness of it that makes a car crash in video games funny

[@MadMax0417]

dude sameee this was the first game I ever played

[@obeseperson]

@@ed9358 dude I don’t know why but older folks find crashing and even just driving in games really funny. Multiple family members of mine have fucking lost it after just driving into stuff in gta

[@BierBart12]

@@obeseperson Thinking about it, it is really funny. Imagine a person sitting in that car you're driving and consciously making those fucked up decisions lmao Or they're just absolutely wasted

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I don’t think Jeremy realizes that the idea of him doing a stream where he drinks out of a hamster bottle for 15 minutes and spends the rest of the stream having an existential crisis is nothing out of the ordinary for his channel

[@salladss]

Or just have it be an actual enlarged hamster water dispenser, and have it slightly in frame, but never address it until absolutely necessary

[@AdamKlownzinger]

@@salladss thats what I assumed he would do if he ever did it, is get an enlarged one God I hope he does

[@Wetdoger]

@@salladss why would it need to be enlarged

[@salladss]

@@Wetdoger I'd imagine jerma has a bugger mouth than a rodent

[@HippieMumboJumbo]

Id literally pay to watch that.

[@lemonl80]

we go from someone joking to have their screen burn in with jerma's face & "peeping the horror" to jerma actually burning his screen in and someone getting a concussion to his stream, nearly freaking dying. the man, the myth, the lifesize dollhouse figurine

[@DarquosLeblack]

Wasn't it the capture card that somehow had the burn in and not the physical screen?

[@BierBart12]

Until I had just googled it, I thought "peeping the horror" was some ancient TV show

[@hyena142]

Jerma, driving directly towards an empty field: "IS THIS A BANK??"

[@dd11111]

The bank when you ask them where your money that they lost is.

[@munchycrunchybread]

im about to piss myself im laughing way too hard at this WHY THE HELL DID HE THINK THAT WAS A BANK

[@Victim_of_magic]

11:15 is KILLING ME. the fact that he doesn't even stop and wait for the perfect moment to jump and just keeps on going forward endlessly until he gets it as if it were in his programming

[@PaintraSeaPea]

Can you even stop in this game? I think it might be an on-rails runner type. thats why he calls it an iPhone game

[@munchycrunchybread]

@@PaintraSeaPea thats probably true but at the same time i hope to god its not cuz im in tears about him trying to brute-force past a fish

[@matthall7359]

The fish with the hard read every time, I’ve never seen a man be perfect parried that many times in a row by what is essentially a visual metronome

[@BillyOnYouTube]

I was fucking SENT at that part. Lmao

[@matthall7359]

I came back to this knowing what happens and I was still blown away by it, the double fish hit is really something

[@yaboyjay7202]

Honestly, him beating that cursed tutorial twice is already a top contender for best gamer moment. It's so frustrating and needlessly hard

[@whatr0]

The fact that he does it out of pure spite and manages to just call it like fucking Babe Ruth makes it one of the best Jerma gamer moments period

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

Frustrating? Definitely. Needlessly hard? Buddy, the entire game is like that. Besides, I think the devs realized how difficult it was and made it so you could practice the parking garage without ever jumping into undercover

[@whatr0]

@@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243 yeah it's a brutal tutorial but it also gives you a perfect impression of what Driver is like, unforgiving and demanding of precision

[@imBailout]

I don’t think there’s ever been a more accurate 2ndJerma title card. No notes.

[@warbossgegguz679]

Untrue, Mac didn't start laughing hysterically when the car crashed.

[@BLK_MN]

But that is a note.

[@pooby887]

Those early seasons of always sunny are unmatched

[@Rezuaq]

The Farmer's Dynasty video using an Interstellar clip will always stick with me for how like 3 or 4 components of the movie overlapped with the video

[@BudBonkerson]

@@Rezuaq I still think about that one

[@unepiccube9204]

Honestly the best part about the driver 1 segment is that he played it only because of a jerma account that begged him to play the game for like 4 years straight

[@StyxYRenegade]

Actually it was one year but I counted starting from a request De Clay made 4 years ago.

[@hannahfougeron967]

My grandma used to babysit my cousins, siblings, and me and she had driver on the PlayStation. There was like 12 of us and not a single one of could beat the tutorial. We’re all adults and it’s still unbeaten lol

[@bettyspaghetti3018]

Jerma is the guy who beat Dark Souls on stream after all, so I'm not surprised he could beat it TWICE!

[@munchycrunchybread]

@@bettyspaghetti3018 yeah but he died to pinwheel so idk

[@UnderseaDee]

I love the amount of times Jerma has thought a preset ghost in a game was himself "like Mario Kart"

[@tweezy513]

This stream was so grounded and unhinged at the same time I loved it

[@beez3620]

Jerma's impression of himself at 10:18 sounds more like Jerma than Jerma does.

[@Skonris]

Especially the flustered laugh.

[@sophiakuno5003]

i cackled uncontrollably when he kept ramming into those jumping fish, what a silly guy :D

[@TouchTheShark]

It took him almost 20 seconds to get past a fish lol

[@monochrosomnia]

reading jerma video comments really cements the fact that being a jerma fan is a cult

[@AdamKlownzinger]

It’s not a cult, he simply requires that we give him our credit card information and social security number and blackmails people who try to leave and insists we refer to him as Father Ra-Shawbard

[@yuarentlucky]

*We are not a cult.*

[@feetenthusiast1015]

I like being here.

[@salladss]

His name was MeStrong

[@ellasorellabrella]

ikr, it's messed up how fans are idolising this guy after what he did to all those people

[@GlockWorkk]

11:15 has me losing my mind

[@fauxdude9756]

King of the junjile btw

[@cyrus2395]

Cockblocked

[@thursdaygirl_]

no joke i took a sip of water like right as he tried to make the jump for the first time. spent the next 30 seconds trying to not choke to death :)

[@medaminebenhadjyahia6975]

I laughed my ass off, no way that was intentionnal.

[@grimble4564]

Just when you think he has it, you remember that you're watching Jerma

[@robotman5105]

Jerma should really play Driver: San Francisco, that game would have him laughing endlessly at the amount of “accidents” he’ll cause

[@mattd1466]

Jerma brought me to the grocery store the other day, he was swerving around like a lunatic and he kept screaming "I cant believe it, how is that not a 180!?"

[@dekushroom]

Best intro that perfectly fits Jerma

[@churrnobyll]

do u know what it’s from?

[@Lettas_]

@@churrnobyll It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, episode is Mac and Charlie Die part 1. Season 4 or something

[@pandamonium1015]

“Jerma, you will never finish the tutorial”-that is what they said

[@Testknight0]

this guy is so handsome and has a great personality, subscribed!

[@valentino-fc2me]

Another victim has been taken

[@arbodeltaco]

he is a known murderer

[@BGOedits]

VICTIM ACQUIRED: HERES YOUR CODE: #297392737392 DO NOT LOSE IT OR JERMA985 ACCESS WILL BE REMOVED

[@tinierdancer]

ster undercover

[@AbyssalMelody]

Run you fool

[@nikewilly8404]

I had repressed memories of a bionicle lego rip-off for years and now I finally know that it's real

[@ImSquiggs]

When you remembered it it probably had so much bloom you figured you dreamt it

[@gameguru1234]

It was made by the same devs.

[@FoxeyeValkyrie]

Jerma did the baby sensory videos BUT drinking from a hamster bottle is a bad idea.

[@kyungraeist]

12:05 imagine the dollhouse stream but instead of the dollhouse hes in a hamster cage

[@xenodweeb6425]

I always wanted to try Bionicle Heroes. It's more or less a TPS Lego Star Wars before The Skywalker Saga gave actual Lego Star Wars TPS mechanics. I completely forgot how overkill the bloom was.

[@cadencebirdsong]

no no all jerma has to do is like over the course of 3-4 hours he slowly realizes that he’s in a hamster cage

[@calypso2099]

(turns 90 degrees) "why is it not doing the 180???"

[@k.g.f.chapter2286]

Wow! The passage of time is irreversible!

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Remember that one PlayStation game he played in 2018 where he made a whole bit about being a chiropractor while slamming a guys head into a urinal? Good times Edit: kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52wnHytfbKWntk at around 8:36

[@farkbett699]

What game?

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Sleeping Dogs?

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Idk if you’re referencing Sleeping Dogs but I DO remember Jeremy turning Wei Shen into the 6 Million Dollar Man, walking up to a public urinal that a man was in the middle of using, pushing him out of the way as he’s pissing, and proceeding to piss in that same urinal, without one word being exchanged

[@220_hz4]

Splinter Cell Conviction

[@neroxen_]

Are you sure that wasn't Vinny?

[@turborex2755]

Never in a million years did i expect to see Jeremy play Bionicle Heroes. That game was my shit as a kid

[@lenafisher2793]

he's aged 12 years since the beginning of the stream

[@coconutgun9354]

you know its gonna be a good one when he spends almost half the video on the tutorial

[@kyungraeist]

i feel like it would be easier doing the driver tutorial irl than actually doing the tut

[@kowozy]

I'm so happy that he played Driver. The Twitter account dedicated to it must be so happy

[@StyxYRenegade]

I am.

[@awesometris999]

How dare the opening not be ster throwing ps1s into the toilet in his Jackie chan video

[@user-uu1ft4jg9i]

I have finally seen Driver for the PS1 again. Core memory of pure frustration as a 5 year old revisited. I still have the ps1 and the disc haha but I remember playing the game was so hard to figure out, good to see an adult struggling just as much

[@emilegoulard265]

He looks ready to kill someone in every scene he's in

[@lemonl80]

this is honestly a good jerma content sampler

[@BradTheAmerican]

8:06 My immediate thought was also a Star Trek crew. The implications of that are a much better story than the rest of the game I gather. But which alien babe is Captain Kirk going to seduce to get out of trouble from the police

[@55fivefive]

He's laughing. The President of the United States is a Bionicle and he's laughing

[@EyelessJackOfficial]

12:42 it reminds me of the beginning of Terraria's Hallowed Biome OST and i couldn't hear anything else for the rest of the video

[@timisontube]

That land before time game looks so sick, very vibes

[@daphats56]

The only thing that make the intro better is chat emote on Charlie's head at the beginning

[@TheSmegPod]

Listening to Jerma sing literally sounds like one of those "AI finishes the song" videos

[@Brackets_Guy]

[@Scarryo]

These variety streams and when he does a full playthrough of some weird ass random game are my favourites

[@gmowoman]

whats weird is i remember playing this bionicle game when i was a kid and constantly getting a temporary screen burn after like 5 minutes. maybe its the excessive bloom

[@TheDolphinTuna]

Picture this: Jerma Hamster cage meets IRL Sims house

[@Terminated_Account]

2:00 HE ALWAYS MAKES THAT ERROR AND ALWAYS SAYS THE MARIO KART PART LMFAO

[@sofiapagen]

I cheered SO HARD when he made it. Then the intro scene happened and Jerma made the pikachu surprised face

[@sofiapagen]

@ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛᴇʟᴇɢʀᴀᴍ ᴀᴘᴘ ᴠɪᴀ@Jerma_1 jerma is catfishing me!!!!11!!

[@ArtekGeneral]

That Driver tutorial awoken deep memories in me.

[@Lucyller]

I'm so happy Jerma decided to do the Hamster stream, we will finally see him in his natural habitat!

[@bowenmason4529]

i put lofi to my jerry and tell my girlfreind "byeh its just one of those inspirational voicey woo woo songs, ya know theones to cheer you up" and she doesnt even question it when jerry is all "idiot IDIOT get her GET HER"

[@Bluehawk2008]

I rented Driver from my local video store back in the day. Had it for a week... never beat the tutorial.

[@LootandScoot]

saw the title and immediately assumed it was a vinesauce video

[@noahboat580]

No bob the builder speedrun or separate video?

[@hypethekomodo6495]

Gonna admit, Driver gave me some strong Stuntman flashbacks.

[@warbossgegguz679]

Stuntman is a spinoff of the Driver series. Ignition was made by a different dev because reflections was working on Driv3r and Parallel Lines, but the first Stuntman was Reflections.

[@hypethekomodo6495]

@@warbossgegguz679 Oh, well...that actually makes a good deal of sense, then. Thanks for the info!

[@rabiroden]

Driver is the only game that demands you master it before it even lets you start playing.

[@dorn4931]

omg two IASIP openings in a row? hype

[@yuarentlucky]

My mom watched this stream with me and she liked it, she's like 46.

[@Slop_Dogg]

She’s only 9 years older than Jerma, I’m sure they can relate

[@munchycrunchybread]

@@Slop_Dogg *younger

[@grantdotjpg]

hamster stream would be great. he could eat like a hamster and pretend to be a hamster for like thirty minutes, say "alirght, im done, how do i get out" and then go through a massive plastic tube maze doing hamster related puzzles and activities

[@Crazy56U]

*Jerma:* (ranting about tuna fish) *Jerma's Screen:* (slowly burning) I'm in danger! :D

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

"Why is time going up? Am I losing time or gaining time?"- World's smartest intelligence.

[@andyknb]

I lost my shit when he picked up the "Star Trek crew" because that's exactly what I thought they looked like before he said it and then he said exactly what I was thinking. Truly one of the moments of all time

[@bionicdragon5]

This gave me flashbacks to playing Gran Turismo 2 and trying to get racing licenses. What is it with PS1 racing games and having the tutorial be a thousand times harder than the actual game?

[@lizkavanagh]

finally addressed the plastic surgery allegations

[@lilactr4578]

2:39 Jerma really channeled Angry Video Game Nerd there

[@MajatekYT]

Bratz PS2 games. That's Jerma's next Goliath to conquer.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

That intro was the funniest damn thing I've seen all month. Absolutely perfect

[@HunterBolt8]

omg the driver tutorial o_o

[@Assassin0fwar]

11:00 Jerma played so much Temple Run he forgot Crash Bandicoot existed.

[@Volky_Volk]

5:00 me in the snowboard terrain park

[@theblackknight5732]

Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading

[@ifiliketrains1010]

that lego bionicles used to be my favorite game when i was 3

[@dustinsminecrafttutorials1811]

Can someone explain exactly what happened to his screen? I get the concept of burning an image into screen, but how did it affect his capture card, and he said it was on another monitor as well?

[@nothing4mepls973]

I can't think of a worse opening to a video game than having to drive around in a parking garage with a time limit. It's like Don't Be Late To Work Parking Simulator.

[@FrostyFin]

HEY MAN OKAY OKAY OKAY

[@foundmedia]

love the sunny intro clips 2 vids in a row lol

[@morgans.5190]

6:22 oooooo those wascally wabbits

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

So nostalgic seeing him pla Driver I hope he plays Driver 3 as well. I remember making so many cinematics after fucking around in the free roam. Such a fun broken mess of a game Edit: Did everyone have the same PS1 games? I had the Land Before Time racing too!

[@Omabatfartsbruh]

BRO PERJMA 'S PLAYION BIONICLE HERORSSS

[@robertsides3626]

Jerma beating the tutorial of the tutorial of Driver that DOES NOT COUNT and having to redo it so it counts is peek Jerma oh my God.

[@BenersantheBread]

For the record, that's not the tutorial, it's an exam

[@warbossgegguz679]

I really hope Jerma ignores the annoying zoomers in chat and actually gives the Driver series another look later on. Mainly because I want him to play Driver: San Francisco.

[@lsparis2004]

The car switching mechanic is literally made for jerma funny moments holy shit

[@Skonris]

Driver: San Francisco is the best. Not the easiest game to get today though.

[@Accursed_Bone_Collective]

I really hope Jerma ignores the annoying Warboss Gegguz in the KZbin comments and never gives the Driver series another look.

[@guhguh22]

@@Skonris wdym not easy to get

[@Skonris]

@@guhguh22 It was pulled from every online game store quite a few years ago over what I believe to be car licencing expirations. There are A LOT of licenced cars in that game. The only way you can get it today is through secondhand markets, key sellers, or the seven seas.

[@morgans.5190]

12:44 i also kinda hear peanuts

[@nikerboker1995]

I'm genuinely impressed he finished the training

[@qrangejuice8225]

Why does he never SAVE THE GAME when it breaks

[@87ian42]

Every video “somebody said I’m not going to finish this”

[@PXmUJzrxwB03EZCGpP9F]

I have not watched much Jerma985, but I do feel like it is strange that he is currently living.

[@flashuser777]

The driver tutorial is no joke incredibly hard.

[@PSXDRIVERPLAYERBSTH]

That first mission in Driver is actually pretty easy and always has been. Fight me.

[@fofwew]

Jerma you are one of the streamers of all time

[@ermaleahh]

literally fr.

[@whiskeyclonehotelcity1997]

4:00 actual pro gamer moment

[@altoxd3392]

Good video Jerma985, I hope you have a nice day!

[@troglodytee]

aradia my beloved

[@sakura_pompadour]

aradia my beloved

[@DocJade]

1080p60 and not 720p60? impossible!

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

That has reverse in the title lol

[@thej2241]

>garbage >Driver is the first game bruh

[@billy7889]

He did not have to do that tutorial twice lololol

[@Xzeihoranth]

He's not gonna meltdown chat, don't worry.

[@ReiParadox]

holy shit that land before time game. memory unlocked

[@bobu5213]

The first driver game, he should have played survival. Cars go fucking FLYING in that mode.