Please Buy Something, I'm Hungry

Elden Ring Merchant dialogue.
"Please buy something, i'm hungry"
greatest voice line of all time

[@Numeronius]

Procceed to buy all the food he has...

[@primalfeline]

*proceeds to sell you food* Huh?

[@kvassier]

Hand it over, that thing, your bell bearing.

[@GideonOfnirTheAllKnowing]

No 😭

[@kvassier]

@@GideonOfnirTheAllKnowing For my lady's build.

[@theflamethr0wer724]

this is how artists live

[@Kaud_2]

bought his whole inventory and sold him food. bless the golden order.

[@nef6097]

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!

[@peterenis3507]

That line worked for for me lol, I bought a couple of arrows cause I didn't know I already had many in my inventory cause I thought I might need them one day (I used like 5 this run now lol)

[@leonarduskrisna4588]

how he going to buy food when every place in elden ring is destroyed?

[@Orion-q6i]

There's a guy that's cooking prawn in the lakes of luirnia

[@ThatPlayerThere]

The homeless man talking to me through the car window (I looked at him for 0.00592 seconds)

[@Pookiepeeko]

hi hungry im dad

[@xClownpiece]

okay but where does one go and buy food with runes

[@Sans_C_N]

Лайк :)