Please don't ever try these self defense tips

[@aidantravis8571]

I love how Jacks background is slowly getting more decorative. He’s finally at home boys

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

Nice to see

[@itz_kyla_b654]

I love the neon sign hes got

[@gooeyboy706]

Where is Home Boys?

[@dreydoesart]

@@gooeyboy706 it's like Home Depot but for kids

[@darknexxenby]

and whats funny is the tommyinnit video showed the rest of his house is pretty much empty lol

[@TheDeputy173]

Jack: "Another day has come and passed, you know what that means." Me: "MEME TIME!" Jack:"Endless suffering" Me:"oh"

[@plamenpetkov7046]

That's been going for quite a while now tho

[@syadammaulana8571]

Same, I was here thinking I'd answer that too, Apparently I was wrong, but I don't regret it, the final answer remains the same * Hit the white board * LAUGH!!!!

[@michaelsnyman2800]

@ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪɴꜱᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍʙʙ x2 so your a real person, not a bot. That makes you doing this so much more sad

[@piotraas7919]

@Kavetion no

[@piotraas7919]

@YeaMan no

[@RitsuExistsToo]

i like how they say "Dealing with these cuffs took ALL my energy" then 10 seconds later "it appears the cuffs weren't tight at all!"

[@christophershore8481]

Literally the funniest part of it all😂😂😂

[@peekster0]

TeChNiqUE!

[@devenmaldonado8362]

@@danielfoodistman6012 cool story bro but sadly I didn’t ask

[@ezrahcowans4315]

Those videos had the energy and comedy of a mobile game ad.

[@5carrrr]

@@danielfoodistman6012 but answer this... when the hell did i ask?

[@briandaaranda9735]

At a legit self-defense class I took, they told us that the correct answer to "give me your phone/wallet/backpack/whatever", is "here you go, don't hurt me, please". Especially if they pull a weapon on you. Don't risk your health, safety and life over material objects. The time you DO have to fight back is when they try to get you to a secondary location, like into a car or something. If you fight back, you have a 50-50% chance of living and getting away, especially if you make enough noise to alert other people because the attackers will likely leave you alone for fear of being caught or identified. If you don't fight back, you have a 2% chance of ever being seen again.

[@PumpyGT]

Guess I'll die

[@gmork1090]

All of this.

[@GHutchOrgan]

That secondary location part reminds me of John Mulaney's bit about the Detective that visited his school to warn the kids about the dangers of the streets.

[@kiralonely]

@@GHutchOrgan John Mulaney has taught me never to go to a secondary location, and to punch out the taillights of cars when in the trunk to wave hi.

[@GHutchOrgan]

And always carry a money clip with $50 in it

[@Buphido]

Disclaimer: don’t attack a person that has a weapon. Give them your money, then call the police. If you are not properly educated in defending yourself, any attempt may just get you brutalized.

[@annunakim525]

you got a fake mrbeast liking your comment so i felt bad. and yes, if you get robbed, just comply. getting brutalized is def on the table if you dont.

[@Canadian_Zac]

Agreed. its very easy to fuck it up. You can replace whatever was in your wallet and get new a phone. You can't replace your life

[@justafan4885]

Throwing your stuff the opposite way and running away is also a good idea if they really only want your stuff, otherwise whoops you ded

[@Miipmiip]

Yeah even the guy from detroit threat management (dale) says the things he advices are hard and you shouldn’t do it if you aren’t trained Edit: spelling error

[@sionnachtine3659]

@@justafan4885 you gotta use the Bittenbinder method. now you've thrown him off his rhythm

[@timeless2010]

Jack calling headphones "listening goggles" is the most accurate description of headphones I've ever heard

[@nezneznezz]

I will use this from now on.

[@elisavetk2591]

And earphones are listening contact lenses

[@julianhernandez3947]

*ever seen

[@timeless2010]

@@julianhernandez3947 he said it so I heard it; if he would have shown it or posted it, I would have seen it, right?

[@timeless2010]

@@nezneznezz Same!

[@mikkitoro8933]

"He dropped his gun, woops" "Luckily the cuffs weren't tight at all" They think criminals are complete idiots. I mean many shoplifters are, but if they manage to kidnap you they aren't.

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

He dropped the gun I'm Legit Done, Lol

[@hafzisdu]

@Kavetion oh no not you

[@rainbowzgrqce]

whoops, he dropped his gun and didn’t even hear it hit the floor 💀

[@QuokkaWaka]

@@rainbowzgrqce I guess that background music he was blasting and the sound of his voiceover girl drowned it out

[@diraltmcallister3523]

Not to mention kidnapping is frequently connected to human trafficking, so chances are they're going to have an entire group of people. Probably going to use guile or drugs to accomplish things.

[@lucybeattie9382]

I absolutely adore the attackers actor- he knows its bad, and he makes it camp and I LOVE IT

[@peregrine5327]

I can just hear him snapping his fingers and muttering "nyeeeeeh, seeeeee?" as he stalks through the alleys of New York.

[@gerrylaksono1222]

Their leather jacket looks good to be very honest. Lol.

[@bonnecherie]

Ironically, the crazy part actually does work. Most people that see someone muttering to themselves, arguing with themselves, or generally acting crazy tend to avoid them. It actually saved my mom once when she did that.

[@funluke1368]

well it’d save me because i do that all the time, and i mean i literally talk to myself all the time

[@depressantdrug]

Yeah, in general, but not the specific situation they presented. If the "victim" was already acting unusual, they wouldn't have been targeted in the first place.

[@briandaaranda9735]

When I was a kid, my mom instructed me to pull a full-blown tantrum. I'm talking drop to the ground, kick and flail your arms, scream "I don't wanna go!" at the top of your lungs. If you can make yourself pee your pants, even better. Be gross. Be loud.

[@meaganthemarionette4899]

@@funluke1368 bro SAME! I think out loud nearly ALL THE TIME

[@GiMmEhUgZz]

i was looking for this comment!! it's the one legit piece of advice in this video lol.

[@jamtoast9401]

"Jacksepticeye and Jacksepticeye funniest home videos are not affiliated with any of Jacksepticeye's thoughts and anything that he says can be discredited immediately and don't quote him on that"- Jacksepticeye 2022

[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@freeziac]

Discredited counted.

[@billboo7557]

READ MY NAME

[@DarkwingDash]

What have you done

[@shinesnakeeold7447]

Calling headphones “listening goggles” is the most Jackcepticeye thing ever

[@wossle73]

I, LMFAO, at that to👍

[@WolfRites]

And I will be calling them that from now on.

[@preyscalling]

I want the original clip

[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@jayyallmon5485]

"Now you've thrown him off his rhythm" made me think about John Mulaney's Street Smarts bit!

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

It's foolproof. Unless you get shot/stabbed.

[@sammarie5424]

​@@TheFunniBaconMannew pocket

[@kirepaha5781]

Oh my God, the intro, the white board, Sean's enthusiastic energy... And even first clip that already crack me - this video makes me happy!

[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@mrglados1556]

kirepaha Everyone liked that

[@itsleafeonLMAO]

@Kavetion L

[@xdyaboy7950]

@Kavetion l

[@bobbobby715]

The 1st move with the chair is literally what we learned in college self defense class, you take the nearest hefty object and full on pitch it at the offender's head.

[@Deadpool4president]

Yeah. About 3 of them were actual self defense moves.

[@Miipmiip]

Lmao I love that

[@prabha11miranda]

really???

[@alesbianhotmess]

@@prabha11miranda i mean it's effective.

[@wxlfie2]

Who tf can lift a bench when most benches are either heavy af or nailed to the ground💀 you're better off throwing your phone

[@timpappot9873]

"that'll throw him off his rythm" is one of the best John Mulany jokes and this reminded me of that. Just ripped him off

[@marquis911]

STREET SMARTS!

[@audreyleach8434]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@sam_tbh]

WHAT WAS THE DETECTIVES NAME OMG

[@AbLaV]

@@sam_tbh JJ BITTENBINDER

[@sam_tbh]

@@AbLaV OMFG THANK U

[@Aa-df5vk]

I have watched this series multiple times. This is the series I go to when I’m sad. Even when I stopped watching Jacksepticeye a while ago, his videos, especially these ones make me happy, they’ve gotten me through a lot. His old Schmoyoho songs have too. (I’m sorry if I spelled their channel name wrong) I doubt he’d ever see this, but he brings a lot of light to what can be a very dark world. It’s just something about his videos that makes me laugh no matter what.

[@sirpotatolord2219]

other great self defence techniques include saying "swiper no swiping" or locking your opponent into a game of paddycake.

[@LHC47]

another great technique is to jiggle your key chain to distract the opponent's 2 second attention span with shiny objects

[@salmonbomber7819]

another great technique look at the bird now run away as he is befouled by the bird

[@trealexander5271]

He can't take anything from you until you have a pokemon battle first 🙄

[@Al_Marie]

Have a DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL with him

[@indianagreen]

yes perfect, i will do this and play peek a boo with my next attacker

[@graysongrahamcracker8573]

As a martial arts teacher, I can confirm that he is going to have trouble with his back or something

[@asteranightshade2981]

As that guy, I can confirm I'm having trouble with my back or something

[@pouyapourmehran9770]

as that guys back, i can confirm im having trouble or something

[@abigail_brianna7613]

As that guy's spine, I can confirm i am trouble or something

[@Ehh0.0]

As a person who does karate (and is almost black belt) and lives in South Africa. I can confirm that the attacker was trying less that the victim.

[@giraffewhiskers2045]

I’m not a man so I can’t speak

[@Pickles047]

The budget still can’t allow Sean to buy new markers to write “LAUGH”

[@ChlorideCull]

LA GH

[@TimerGameroryxGaming]

@Kavetion in your dreams!

[@TimerGameroryxGaming]

@Rumblingstation 🅥 NO IT'S NOT, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

[@karlhnedkovsky5214]

@@TimerGameroryxGaming Bro that's a bot

[@anakinlowground5515]

@@TimerGameroryxGaming Yeah dude, chill. Just report them and be on with your day

[@Stuffles]

Jack: "ONE THING THAT CAN MAKE IT ALL BETTER, WHAT IS THAT THING???" Me: "TOP OF THE MORNING COF--" Jack: "THATS RIGHT, JACKSEPTICEYES FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS!!"

[@PumpyGT]

Your disappointment is immeasurable and your day is ruined

[@oliverlockhart807]

Self Defense Video: “Hit him on the ears!” RDJ: “Discombobulate.”

[@TekieScythe]

I was looking for this comment!

[@killdolores]

Went ahead to look for someone's comment on this. Success

[@Ezrenthewizard]

Discombobulated is a really fun word to try and use in everyday conversation and then you get confused looks on what it means

[@aaflame]

Yea

[@spilledcoffee383]

Block the blind jab, discombobulate

[@ComatoseCutiee]

I laughed so incredibly hard when Jack said “OH IM ABOUT TO HAVE CONNIPTIONS” LMAOOOOOOOO

[@yoshidollface]

SAMEEEE

[@cigeater5740]

gives me conniptions

[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@authorlacey]

"I'm 32 years old. I'm 32 years old, life is precious." -Jacksepticeye 2022 What a mantra XD

[@subtlegong2817]

I’m almost 40 years old and my life has moderate value

[@SorowFame]

@Rumblingstation 🅥 I fucking doubt it

[@esined2386]

When going into the tunnel (of stupidity, in this case) you must carry your reminder with you or you may not come out the same...

[@WateryAbyss7000]

As someone who does self defense, I can say that although some of these work if you know what you’re doing, I cannot in good conscience recommend using these to anybody who doesn’t know what they are doing.

[@minitech5238]

Jesus this was so funny, we need more of this, "He dropped the gun!, he is so clumsy" then "turns out the cuffs aren't tight at all", bruh, at this point what are you even escaping from, you could just kidnap that dude yourself, it even looks like he just forcefully invited you to his house

[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@gimmedatjelly]

Basically the equivalent of him going "Hey there pretty lady, you look like you know interior decorating, I NEED you to look at my floor plan or else I'll stop giving you free rides in the trunk of my car."

[@tortillachips3911]

"That'll throw him off his rhythm" yeah that's a quote from a comedy sketch so I'm pretty sure they're self-aware

[@beaux_boba]

STREET SMARTS

[@gabbyclower5590]

Once the video borrowed from a John Mulaney sketch, I knew there was no hope of seriousness. All that this needs is the tab of alkaseltzer to make the attacker think the girl has rabies. That - FOR SURE - will throw him off his rhythm.

[@jademelito1699]

where is detective JJ Bittenbinder when you need him

[@directorjake]

I love how they try to sell the video as actual self-defense and then the voiceover is just like "he's gonna have trouble with his back or something! 🤪"

[@Shrando]

@YeaMan who’s Paige?

[@SaintShion]

Tr00mTr00m is so quirky not like the other channels

[@Mr.Cupcake]

@@Shrando just don't engage with these channels

[@TDA792]

It's very obviously a satirical video my dude

[@tweaksauce7349]

After all these goofy "self defense" moves, it was pretty satisfying to see the girl almost genuinely elbow tf outta dudes jaw at 9:45 😂

[@Adders-bm5cs]

That sketchy guy jazzin his way over to start some shit in the art gallery is a vibe 🤣🤣

[@marvertjaysonneyra457]

He really felt the jazz on that one

[@SurotaOnishi]

He's seen too many greaser movies

[@bZman]

That dude was just like "todays my day, I am gonna ask that chick out at the art gallery, im feeling good, and then BAM!"

[@Nitrinoxus]

Sean: "This girl's having the _worst_ day of her _life."_ Me: "That guy in the cap who keeps getting his ass handed to him _might_ be having a _worse_ one."

[@cassandracarlton400]

Nah ‘cause he keeps choosing to do it

[@Nitrinoxus]

@Gg Alberto _That_ goes without saying.

[@Nitrinoxus]

@@cassandracarlton400 How does _choosing_ to have your ass kicked make the end result less _worse,_ though?

[@ParkityParkPark]

correction, the guy in the cap who keeps getting confused by girls biting his hat and slowly climbing on top of him when he tries to attack them

[@lucifercookie2844]

@@cassandracarlton400 He's into it ig

[@Adders-bm5cs]

I spat my coffee at the end when he started his little pep talk 🤣 "I'm gunna woosah my way outta here" 😂

[@SaintShion]

It's sucks it was so good cause Tr00mTr00m LOVES to claim videos so I know they'll be taking their money from this

[@Adders-bm5cs]

@@SaintShion aww oh no :c I hope they don't mess with this video. It was so good 😂

[@Ace_164]

Was it top of the morning coffee?

[@Adders-bm5cs]

@@Ace_164 I wish! Once I get my next job I'm gunna start buying his coffee. I love a good dark roast.

[@Darklordlel]

I hope that wasn't too of the morning coffee cuz that's a waste

[@Days-ru8jh]

The peekaboo actually worked, a guy came at me with a bazooka and I did peekaboo and he missed and ran away after saying “where did he go”

[@violinsunrise2699]

Ok, but the "throw them off their rhythm" part is actually good advice One time a guy tried robbing me and me on my stupid mind said "Not now thanks" and he just stood there wondering how to answer as I walked into a crowd.

[@user-lc5hr2pe1b]

How was someone trying to rob you if there was a crowd that close?

[@gracieduffy122]

Not now, come back tomorrow. lmaO

[@notmarypoppins]

Apparently that happened at a bank once. The teller refused to take a note that the would-be robber passed them, just saw the logo for a competing bank on the paper and said "sorry, you'll have to go to [the other bank] for that." The guy left, apparently very annoyed, and about fifteen minutes later they got contacted by the police saying [the other bank] had just been robbed. XD

[@erikperhs_]

My friend is in the autism spectrum and he said this actually happens to them sometimes. He said he sometimes has difficulty in seeing the bigger picture, so one day someone tried to rob him and he just looked at the guy and kept walking.

[@S_O_U_P]

no its not

[@lionwilliams5390]

Jack: Did these videos just become self aware? Leather Guy: I don't know Jack, did we...

[@lukar.3992]

@YeaMan good luck getting people to look at your 'paige'

[@dalob112]

@@lukar.3992 Just report them, they are bots

[@lukar.3992]

@@dalob112 I'm guessing it's the same for the guy above you?

[@dalob112]

@@lukar.3992 yap, either that or an account trying to farm for subs to be sold OR even more maliciously, there was/is something that can compromise an account if you only subzo it/interact with it, i think the channel SomeOrdinaryGamers did a breakdown of the Last option

[@jessehines1105]

@Rumblingstation 🅥 POV: You’re wrong and annoying and no one is watching your content so you try and fail to beg for subs.

[@LorrelPas]

Bring back the series, Jack. It's been 3 months. I crave the laughter!

[@Mrman-wp2bi]

That's not the real jack, it's an imposter The REAL jack would've absolutely SLAPPED THE SHIT out of that board

[@ChocolatePie-by1ot]

When the imposter is sus

[@henryaskew-newman71]

Intro whiteboard 😴 Outro whiteboard 🤩

[@stephitzu]

Just like Will Smith at the Oscars

[@fatbgmanbg975]

@@stephitzu👍 😎 🙌

[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@lunacelatumbra3415]

I love seeing Jack's background set get more and more detailed and filled with knickknacks as he settles in. and also THE BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!! IT RETUUUUUURNS!! THE LEGEND!!!!!!!

[@Spmochi]

Jacks intros have been varied lately so it's always a pleasant surprise

[@addhandletoocontinue]

@YeaMan bruh

[@kickmasterbengarton7577]

F🤬CK OFF BOTS!!!

[@LjKinG420]

@@kickmasterbengarton7577 yo calm down

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

@@LjKinG420 *kinda hard when you see them on like, every comment*

[@LjKinG420]

@@theoguncleslappy9150 by the way it's so easy for everybody to get 1K likes I never got 1K like before

[@nintendo_legend]

We need this series back 😢😭

[@RealRaizo]

"He's gonna have trouble with his back *or something"* I like how she says "or something" in the most robot-like dead-inside voice.

[@spark_two]

That whole part had me rolling

[@dootzoot528]

Okay but legitimately that "self-defence" video is actually dangerous. Don't try to recreate what they do in these videos, it will not work and you will get hurt. It is not that easy. Seek professional Martial Arts Training and if someone is armed do what they say, never attempt to disarm them like you're in a movie.

[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@angelusDarknight]

You do know that the vid he is showing is a joke? Problem is that Sean himself just dont get it

[@anakinlowground5515]

@@angelusDarknight They should clarify it, because as it is right now, it could get some people killed. though, it could be debated if they would've just gotten what was coming to them, because you know, they were stupud enough to follow what they saw in the video.

[@angelusDarknight]

@@anakinlowground5515 Natural selection

[@carbonatedcosmo7665]

the voiceover going "that'll throw him off his rhythm" after she ripped off the guy's hat and pretended to be crazy made me think of john mulaney's street smarts bit 😂😂😂

[@silverblade9915]

I thought it sounded familiar. It seems the narrator was a student of the detective

[@Destinythompson123]

sean just resinging the laugh song is like seeing your favorite show get an awful reboot, but all do respect I love Jack's funniest home videos

[@NostalgiaMan]

Endless suffering you say? I want to see Jack do some stand up

[@AzulDevin6880]

“Hello and welcome to Standing-Up School”

[@Thebestestofthebestes]

I mean, he didn't seem to have a chair, so I think he got the first step right

[@Reffieness]

Do you have 90 minutes to talk about the Jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here live tour?

[@russellcoight1221]

He cant, it just seems likes he sits down all the time

[@Thebestestofthebestes]

@nigmode445 Dude, you really shouldn't say that.

[@tonysonic456]

Jack just gave up at the end. He was just like "I am DONE with your bullshit!", and it was funny as heck.

[@FanFictionneer]

We know. We saw the video...

[@tonysonic456]

@@FanFictionneer I'm just laughing at my favorite part.

[@FanFictionneer]

@@tonysonic456 The wording just made it seem like you were informing people of what happened.

[@Dan-B]

Jack has evolved from a mic stand to a hand held, I can only expect him to reach his final form and go full Britney mic.

[@jazzloveslatte318]

That mic is killing me.

[@victini1martini971]

@@jazzloveslatte318 rip to you then

[@Sly-Moose]

Jack: It's Britney, bish ✨

[@DenhaiASMR]

While watching this I got an ad about some dude that wrote a book on how to defend yourself form attackers.

[@senzasmentalissues474]

When Sean said “and when you put them together” a child cancer awareness ad started playing, and it was one of the saddest, funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life.

[@crazycraftyjo]

I’ll never forget one of the training videos I had to watch at my old job. “If a gun man enters the store hide behind the counter and throw your backpack at him”.

[@cdjk28]

Well, obviously if you're hiding behind the counter, he can't see you and a backpack comes flying out of nowhere the gunman thinks the place is haunted and leaves. Pay more attention

[@LinkAlien]

@@cdjk28 Your username tripped me up for a second. Well played

[@Amethystar]

I help run security training where I work, including a section on active shooters. That "advice" makes me cringe so much!

[@cdjk28]

@@LinkAlien Nice

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

“Another day has come and passed! you know what that means? ENDLESS SUFFERING.” This hit me way too hard I was not prepared

[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@purplemageddom]

Jack: "when you put them together, you get-" Ads: "do you think your opinions matter?"

[@colekiesler6218]

Jack: “Please don’t do this.” Also Jack: Watches through the whole thing.

[@wakadusa8649]

The progression of laughter to anger in this is perfect

[@nvgchi-townkid6497]

Strangely enough, the one “good” move I saw was when she caught the roundhouse and “sweeped” the leg. It’s pretty common in martial arts (to my knowledge). This one was just executed horrendously lol

[@trevorm0329]

That and the ear box, if executed correctly, boxing the ears can fuck somebody up

[@boredniko2406]

to be fair, the ear clap would be halfway decent if it wasn't for the entire unnecessary "mount the attacker" BS and it wasnt the "guy with a knife" scenario

[@kori612]

the issue with alot of these is it assumes the average person is physically strong enough to do so, or that someone with a genuine want to attack you would fuving spin kick

[@faithoramma4531]

it's also really common in wrestling, done slightly differently, but would only be effective if you're similar in weight to the other person, strong enough, and do it fast enough

[@Barry.B.Benson]

@@trevorm0329 discombobulated

[@PanzerSoul]

Can confirm. Hitting someone with a bench is an effective strategy.

[@christianparrish6647]

Unless you're super strong to pick up a bench, I wouldn't consider it.

[@kylie7780]

Just hope said bench isn't attached to the floor in some way, or is light enough to lift.

[@christianparrish6647]

@@kylie7780 oh yeah, I forgot that certain benches are bolted to the floor or ground.

[@kumabear6495]

Gets attacked in park. "Hey wait! I need to unscrew this bench out the ground!"

[@kylie7780]

@@kumabear6495 "Oh shoot it needs a power drill. I'll be right back, just hang on."

[@ricecooker7037]

As a contortionist, I fully respect you for attempting the middle splits for fun.

[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@danielfoodistman6012]

LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN JACKSEPTICEYE BECAUSE HE 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

[@jedislap8726]

Just when I thought that Jack had realised it's a parody he then goes and takes it seriously again.

[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@Cygnusart0843]

“When you put it together.. what’d you get?” A stupid ad 😂😂

[@_Wheels_21]

It's always amusing to see people say "great video Jack, I enjoyed it all" even though it's a 15 minute video posted 5 minutes ago

[@Isaiah20007]

watching it at 2x speed

[@bendysbrother7447]

While I don't know if jack has this feature some people give patrons or other stuff similar to that early access to their videos.

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

Man this was a great funny vid from Jack.

[@groveri2]

@@Isaiah20007 you have to watch it at 3x speed bc 15 divided by 3 = 5 easy math :)

[@TheLibermania]

I wouldn't be surprised at this point if a Patreon or something would get early access.

[@rib_rob_personal]

Jack: "Wait, are these videos self aware?" Me: "They always were! 😆" Seriously, these are like intentionally bad to the point of satire. And it's hilarious.

[@nightclaw432]

If these videos are self aware it's not obvious at all(at least to me, and I'm sure plenty of other people).

[@angelusDarknight]

@@nightclaw432 That says more about you mate.

[@Nexdex]

@@nightclaw432 They're clearly parody, come on now

[@jessicafelice6767]

My nieces are obsessed with this channel, but they're too young to realize it's all jokes. Makes me a little worried for them, but I also can't wait to show them it when they're older and have them realize how bad it is

[@phantomsearcher2.92]

I think the main problem with it is that they mix in what comes across as legitimate self defense techniques (ie them actually cutting to a slowed down/up close shot of the maneuver in order for others to be able to replicate it) then they throw in something obviously un helpful like "PlAy PiKabO WitH THe ATtaCkEr!!! !"

[@sam_boulter]

This voiceover lady is just an absolute meme. She may as well have said, "What does he have? A knife!"

[@CaelumTheWolf]

Bring this lovely gift to the world back!

[@OmniPieTV]

Don't worry Jack, I won't ever do that because I'll never be able to get a girl to ride on top of me :(

[@darthshadow3008]

Hype

[@darthshadow3008]

😁

[@spyrocheeseburger]

Sus

[@galaxy_mooncat779]

Same lol

[@addhandletoocontinue]

@@volshebnik8976 no kid

[@arcticxabyss]

imagine if someone ACTUALLY tried any of these "self defense moves" and they got their butt kicked by the "bad guy". 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

[@attrapper1]

I can confirm that only one of those is technically effective (and even then it leaves several steps out). When you grab the assailant's hand and pop his elbow, that is actually part of a self-defense moveset.

[@DrunkRussian_]

That “LAUGH!” Was so inspiring 😊😊

[@isaamaandaa]

*i love how jack went from laughing out loud to full on being done asf with that channel and their bullshit by the end.* 😂

[@Coobster432]

Basically any channel I've seen that reacts to anything from Troom Troom is barely laughing at the start, but then they go into being absolutely done with that shit.

[@JaCrispyMoose]

Somehow, multiple guys doing perfect splits was the most suspicious thing in that video.

[@GalwayGlass]

I see Jack has adopted the show host persona that call me Kevin has recently adopted as well. However, he has taken the violence up a notch it is a baton microphone. Got to love Jack!

[@MidnightHowling]

I see you're a man of culture as well. Have a good one, see you in the basement.

[@emilyplace7577]

I love the top of the morning intros and your videos in general

[@Riseo]

Man, this is some satire.

[@ventishdraws1283]

Eyo its you

[@Sekovatkain]

It must be, right?

[@Duck0.1]

HEY ITS YOU love your work btw can you make more tf2 stuff?

[@CaitlinMagness]

Troom Troom is … interesting. It’s utterly bizarre, definitely a content farm, probably Russian, but occasionally shows flashes of self-awareness that could hint at satire.

[@nietzschealfelor6211]

​@@CaitlinMagness They're actually Ukrainian, based in Odessa to be exact

[@ritahueston9475]

The addition of the "Caelid" banner as he said "you'll get an infection just walking down these stairs" at 4:46 made me snort my tea

[@CGiles]

"that'll throw him off his rhythm!!" STREET SMARTS

[@madisonlawson8929]

THANK YOU i thought i was the only one who thought that

[@humanintelegence]

"I used the Bittenbinder method"

[@KateCantDraw]

"You want it? GO GET IT!"

[@maggiepeters3824]

"you want my wallet? go get it! STREET SMARTS!"

[@willowdragon]

I'm convinced the guy playing the attacker has done musical theater. "Tell me you're a dancer without telling me you're a dancer" type walk

[@artie1523]

It might sound weird, but acting "crazy" can actually keep you safe in very specific circumstances, especially if you claim to have a communicable disease, although it's probably better to just whack the creep and leave

[@gracemasters6836]

Can we talk about the Parking Garage Villain who was hamming it up, Jim Carrey style? The gestures, the poses and faces, the slow reveal from behind the pillar. *Majestic* Thank you for the laughs, Jack!!

[@uniixxofficial]

11:26, this move is an actual Karate move that would leave the attacker in immense pain when performed; it would cause intense pressure in the ear canals and ear drums that would cause their ear drums to buckle due to the ear drum being not meant for such pressure.

[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@danielfoodistman6012]

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[@nicholasnadeau2053]

i mean getting your ears clapped sucks but immense pain is kind of an exaggeration, also people have been clapping each other's ears far longer than karate has existed

[@Adreitz7]

Discombobulate.

[@uniixxofficial]

*Thanks for the information!*

[@jackykillian]

It's been two years but dear lord above if there is a God up there, please hear my prayer, please make more of these Jack, they make me so happy and God knows we could all use a few more laughs in these dark times (I'm american)

[@Mr.Chocolate.]

I love how in that one part where the guy was trying to steal the lady’s phone the narrator just said “he’s got a knife😁” in the happiest way possible

[@robbinhud7716]

He’s got a knife! W H A T A H A P P Y M I S T A K E

[@syadammaulana8571]

he never bores us, seeing Mr. Jack so happy is contagious to us always remember, Laughter is Contagious, it's been discussed before

[@Kartik__Singh]

Jack gets frustrated as he sees her getting handcuffed as he knows how difficult is to getting out of these cuffs 😂😂

[@beyondouruniverse8069]

how does he know?

[@Galacticmil196]

Don't know why just going back and watching old jack videos ngl I really miss meme time and funniest home videos.... good times.

[@PaintSplashProductions]

I hope no one takes these “defensive maneuvers” seriously or else they’re gonna go bye-bye if a similar situation actually happens

[@ComradeNicky]

3:21 that poor guy gave off that *"I can't take this bullshit seriously"* expression to that woman

[@shivanshpachauri2855]

zdravista

[@lizzyg9343]

I love how close they are to the groin in almost every move, but yet they choose the hit just around it 😂 If you’re already so close, might as well hit it where it’s really gonna hurt!

[@HaydensDinoHaven]

No seriously hitting their probably muscular thigh with your fist will not help you you wanna either your knee or elbow right in the no no square

[@phantomnite]

The attacker is taking multiple kicks in the nuts, that's seriously impressive

[@gracedebord3896]

Jack: *hits whiteboard with microphone* KZbin: How about an ad for therapy? me: *dies of laughter*

[@ethandavenport3682]

I can't believe, they actually believe that playing peek-a-boo will save your life

[@Forklightning]

@YeaMan It's not like your achieving anything. I don't think anyone in the right mind is subbing to you. And you spelt page wrong.

[@ms.chicolato5949]

@@Forklightning try not to reply to them, or KZbin validates the comment

[@christianparrish6647]

@@ms.chicolato5949 hello fellow Dhar Mann fan.

[@SolarWolf420]

The channel is satire, they dont believe these things would work

[@Forklightning]

@@ms.chicolato5949 Yeah I know but it happens so often now that this bot is in almost every single reply!

[@Dragunta]

12:32 "I cant ......I'm about to have conniptions" XD Im so using that whenever Im frustrated about something

[@Ray-lc8lz]

It is so uplifting to see how much fun Sean has with his videos. This brightens up my day every time

[@DragonLady-uu6xz]

Knowing that alot of kids watch troom troom and have probably seen this video on self defense is very concerning...However, watching Jack see these videos always makes me smile so thanks for the free serotonin Jack :)

[@shadowmidnight4115]

I never thought there would be a day when Jack reacts to Troom Troom, and yet here we are. Just waiting for the laughs to make me hurt from laughing too much

[@mnomic8371]

11:30 That defence move was a bit over the top having to climb on top of the attacker, but a double cupped strike to the ears is definately effective!

[@kylie7780]

As a person who taught women's self-defense. This entire video gave me multiple aneurysms. This should have been a try not to cringe challenge.

[@Unicornmayo4]

First clip already got me 😂😂, get away from me just summons a big old bench to home run someone 😂

[@amberlyrane8006]

This was hilarious, but also shows that Jack has never felt the pain of having your ears boxed 😂😂😂

[@TheLibermania]

I'm a bit shocked that Jack didn't realize that this is a parody after the first clip. That they are "Self-aware" 7:42

[@IBeDanz]

I love the standing up set up, it lets you express your comedy more :)

[@stonedsimpson3147]

i love how at 10:25 jack is talking ab pissing in public and you can see they guys FULL rod

[@colekiesler6218]

Jack: Watches a fighting video. Also Jack: “Let me show you an anime practice.”

[@BlueDreemurrArtz]

@Rumblingstation 🅥 screw off bot.

[@BlueDreemurrArtz]

@almond_bars yeah and?

[@BlueDreemurrArtz]

@almond_bars oh ha sorry lol

[@ChefForte]

I fell off my bed laughing at this one. The moment that really killed me? *Light!* *Light!* *Jack walls into frame* *Jack's thinks the video is genuine* "DON'T FALL FOR THIS!" *Jack's fallen for it* I needed a good laugh today, thanks Jack-a-boy.

[@Crow_Smith]

To be fair, Troom Troom USED to actually offer these types of videos as legitimate hack videos - so I can't blame him for thinking they're legit if he knows their original vids.

[@ChefForte]

Fair point, lol. Still, I appreciate the laughs either way. 😁

[@lacytaylor1501]

@@Crow_Smith plus Troom Troom rarely makes it obvious their stuff is satire. They are likely trying to milk views from both people who know it's meant to be fake, as well as those who don't plus you get a lot of interaction with people saying stuff works and the people calling bull on it. This video is obviously their reaction to when everyone was laughing at the Detroit self defense channel and wanted to draw in views from it. That's why if something starts trending you can bet on Troom Troom randomly dropping a satire but not explicitly stated satire video on it. Either way it's sad because they're also taking advantage of people who might actually want to learn some self defense and will potentially end up getting hurt or killed trying to use these moves.