These Life Hacks Are Wild

The 5 minute crafts channel is absolutely wild
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[@jacksepticeye]

Shoutout to the last few braincells watching these "life hacks"

[@ethoolan9069]

after this i have a iq much higher than 4... because its 6

[@nakedman8026]

shoutout to Jack for uploading

[@bananabot151]

Ayyy

[@ZenQuotes1]

They will now proceed to make a life hack which will increase brain cells

[@alauriseflyn]

@Thicc beast I might need proof

[@geoffreyheckroodt2018]

"Bring the spider outside." Says the man who once set an entire house on fire to remove a spider.

[@KitsuneNoMeiji]

I mean, technically, he brought the spider outside... but just by removing the house instead of the spider.

[@Habitt5253]

That is the logical response to a spider in the house tbh. 🏠 🔥

[@Dysphoros]

Ask the spider to look at the roses before loading up your round.

[@Trashcan.grimlin]

Lmfao he did that

[@spidey22manvr75]

@@Trashcan.grimlin yeah that is what the comment says.

[@katieelspeth2299]

I'm pretty sure most of those "5 Minute Craft" hacks are trolling, but that way of carrying a baby car seat is legit, it keeps the seat from smacking into your leg and holds the baby up higher.

[@loweyethan]

I want to like the comment but its at 69. Oh wait its at 70 I can like it

[@ACTI0NLJ]

Ever since I saw the baby one I’ve done it every time it’s the best

[@PLAYBOY3661]

I didn’t know about the baby one tell recently and wish I knew cuz carrying it by the handle is super heavy and gets in ur way but the way it shows is an easier way to hold it

[@shylleth]

Also a parent. Can confirm, best way to carry the seat.

[@critterwhisperer5821]

They are. Only those with two brain cells will fall for those

[@ShortHax]

This isn’t a normal KZbin video. This is a documentary of Jack losing his few scraps of sanity

[@MinecraftGamerLR]

I can relate to that. I've actually watched 5-Minute Crafts when I was a kid and thought it was good. Now I look back and cringe. There's only one life hack that I actually DID and it worked was putting plastic bags on your shoes to avoid a low-level raw sewage flood.

[@purplehaze4942]

fr

[@LynnAgain83]

@@MinecraftGamerLR I look back at my later child hood-my twenties and it's almost like a constant cringe festival in my head 😬🤦 I don't like it.

[@MinecraftGamerLR]

@@LynnAgain83 Everyone feels that way, now huh?

[@TheLeondude]

He's not the only one.

[@emma_nutella58]

I love how 5 minute crafts sees a problem and find the most over complicated and unnecessary solution to it

[@RabblesTheBinx]

That doesn't actually work and is likely dangerous. Ann Reardon has done a great series on why they should be obliterated from the face of the earth. Fuck Five Minute Crafts, they're a bunch of scumbags.

[@themoonchild7302]

*remembers when they hammered a spoon just so they didn’t have to flip it over*

[@allenjohnson8988]

Half of the time it's not even an actual problem

[@Zechariah_60]

​@@themoonchild7302 it was like them having -69 iq

[@RabdoInternetGuy]

They never heard of a thing called Occam's razor.

[@slushelhusky2448]

The membrane of an egg shell is actually very helpful for cuts, but ofc you're not always gonna have eggs nearby. Its basically a new layer of your own skin and heals the cut faster because it speds up the healing process of making new skin, funky stuff.

[@mishera540]

U HAVE A CUT ON UR HAND and there's no eggs nearby Step1: find a bird nests Step2: Take one egg Step3:Crack the egg Step4:Peel the skin of the shell Step5: put it on the cut of u hand

[@swiss_cheese]

@@mishera540 love how 5 minute craft places a bandage 1:10

[@molpegames]

Betadine ointment also works, it won't have the danger of infection and it's easier to keep in your purse 😉 also, covering the wound with betadine and then a patch means you can get back to work in a few minutes, you don't have to keep a part of egg on your finger for half an hour 🙃 I know what's my first choice 😀

[@Donald_Dump420]

Im trying to get eggy

[@thealmightysnipper6083]

@@mishera540 well, there's only eggs in the nests at a certain time of year

[@aphrodiety_rose8841]

Jack: "They should be dry by then" Me: no. Never. Absolutely never. Nail Polish: yeah no. Never.

[@sprigganpanda]

Ya gotta add a top coat, then it won't smudge or get dented

[@aphrodiety_rose8841]

@@sprigganpanda bruh. You know how many times my top coats have smudged?

[@hannahukki]

dont u put clear on afterwards? mine takes like 3 min to dry, u still gotta be careful with em tho, u can't just go jamming your figures into everything. regardless if its dry or not

[@NiaJustNia]

@@aphrodiety_rose8841 What top coat are you using? Most good ones don't smudge. I use seche vite, the only downside I've noticed is it sometimes darkens after about a week (the varnish gets an almost yellow tint), but it's really fast drying and good for not smudging

[@Sawyer14]

@nemo pouncey yes

[@Timotheuster]

"Don't kill the spiders, let them live. Teach your kids to be ok with the spiders" Aussie parents: Ok ok, just this once you can ignore the loud Irishman's advice.

[@michaelritzen8138]

It's all fun and games, until a didgeridoo spider takes off with Little Timmy

[@Timotheuster]

@@michaelritzen8138 At least you can hear those ones coming, aye.

[@michaelritzen8138]

@@Timotheuster hearing them come and doing something about it, are two completely different things, though XD

[@FunSanctuary]

The spiders don’t pay rent they get the boot (literally)

[@emilys5239]

@@FunSanctuary they do pay rent

[@CrappyCarter]

Jack: *Sees someone pouring sugar in coffee the wrong way* Also Jack: So you have chosen.. *death*

[@AjitaniShirasu]

“I have a garbage disposal now; it’s pretty neat.” Even Jack knows it’s the little things in life that matter.

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

yeah and he's right everybody has the "moveable sink hose" or whatever

[@AjitaniShirasu]

I remember seeing that as a kid and thought it was the best thing since sliced bread lol

[@Paul20661]

Felix jealous now

[@NWolfsson]

Let's remember this man was utterly enjoyed to show the world his new ladder. And We're all in for it.

[@AjitaniShirasu]

I feel the same way for Jack as I do for Jev; if he’s happy, we’re all happy.

[@alchemysaga3745]

The balloon thing for wiping is more intended to teach kids that aren't yours, iirc. Some teacher came up with it for kids at school/daycare to cut down on problems. Apparently a lot of parents never think to teach their kids how to do it in the way that reduces UTIs.

[@Ry-yz1vr]

It’s also helpful got neurodivergent kids who need visuals to learn!

[@SilverWolf_-cj4qn]

Yes. I never learned how to wipe so I've always wiped back to front. I mean, I do my best to not get anything in there obviously, wipe the front, then the back, but I can't wipe front to back it doesn't make sense to me

[@rubberduckssss]

Fun fact he folded it so that if he had actually been wiping his hum he would have poop on his hand now

[@SilverWolf_-cj4qn]

@@rubberduckssss no? I fold my tp all the time. You just suck at folding, apperently

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@SilverWolf_-cj4qn The kid folded it so the side that wiped was on the outside. It was the -child's- teacher's mistake for not correcting it.

[@hallieeramos]

Seán: Don't teach your kid to murder spiders. Also Seán: *has multiple videos playing a game all about killing spiders*

[@WajihRathore]

V O I L E N C E

[@Rikipedia42]

That one with the baby carrier works like a charm though, it doesn’t explain that it’s waaay easier on your arm, much more stable and frees up your other arm completely. Not explained in the video but actually handy.

[@ConDale1Music]

For the 'Finding the end of the Tape' tip, instead of a paperclip, just fold the end of the tape back on itself. Gives you a little flap to grab next time!

[@ryleighdegraw9458]

I do that, its way better than trying not to lose a dang paperclip

[@dancingghostgirl2291]

Or run your nail around it til u feel it bump into the end

[@CertifiedDoc]

@@dancingghostgirl2291 Folding it tends to work better, especially with packing tape. The strip is less likely to tear down the middle when the leading edge is folded over.

[@dancingghostgirl2291]

@@CertifiedDoc makes sense

[@katkar5533]

Also as someone who does shipping for a living, folding the end over and taping the box will also make it easier to open! :) for someone who doesn’t have a box cutter that is.

[@VeroSD]

Sean: "Stuff your face full of cream!" Me: "heh" *clicks like button*

[@Skelly5728]

That’s what she said

[@henrywatkins3606]

🧐

[@trexz3720]

I clicked the like button before even watching this video. Why? Because I already know he's gonna make me laugh

[@krisjinstark4843]

was looking for this comment

[@bluerabbit4010]

@@trexz3720 I feel you ❤

[@eggcarton7501]

It really is too damn bad that KZbin demonitizes for swearing, like if movies that HALF THE WORLD sees can make billions and have swearing, KZbinrs making a 25 minute video should be able to.

[@sydneywilliams4662]

I think they can say shit and bitch now but idk. There's something like that.

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

I have a larger theory that swearing is a useful way to expel stress that may help the brain function, and that the dislike of profanity is more of an anxiety around the possibility of anger and a mistake belief that you make people become more civil by forcing them to refrain from certain pieces of language that may or may not truly be anger signals.

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

@@sydneywilliams4662 See, that says to me that it's even more arbitrary that we first thought.

[@bmxdylan1127]

THIS COMMENT POLITICS: NO

[@North47]

@@sydneywilliams4662 when enabling monetisation, you have to declare whether the video contains certain topics that may be controversial, has strong language, or has any form of hate speech, be it direct (such as the N word) or indirect. When it comes to swearing, whether it contains any words like shit etc in the first 30 to 60 seconds, or any stronger swearing such as f*ck or c**t at any point or regularly throughout the video. There's more but haven't got the list to hand at the moment.

[@aquatichedgehog5492]

"Buy a lid" Spongebob: Patrick that's a pickle

[@padillac16]

Yes

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

*explosion*

[@arkanimations319]

@MGTWO Entrepreneur atleast he had a loving dad unlike yours who went to go grab the milk and you still wait for him after 20 years

[@ramseyzev5179]

"theyre going to be dry by then" oh jack, you sweet summer child.

[@quincyquiz]

wait I'm just scrolling through these comments but...we follow each other on twitter omg hello

[@amandapandasaturn]

8:30 when you’re a sucker for silliness and therefore completely disregard the entire video just to keep replaying this moment over and over again…! 😅😆

[@wazkalia]

That nail thing is an ANCIENT trick. My mom taught me how to do that with water from the tap at a steady, but not high, stream and that actually helped level it out and get rid of any air bubbles. But you can also avoid that by PAINTING YOUR NAILS RIGHT AND NOT GOING FULL CAVEMAN

[@thegoldengood4725]

Time stam

[@noticemesenpai7829]

My mom also taught me the same trick except i do it religiously everytime i paint my nails

[@wazkalia]

@@noticemesenpai7829 I used to too, but then one of my friends was a nail salon lady and she showed me how to paint so I don't have to do that anymore! It was a game changer

[@oneiratoxia]

If no one has said it yet, congratulations on your garbage disposal, that is pretty dope! And a very big accomplishment.

[@Gethinjones48]

Dont have live in the uk😎

[@K-TheLetter]

suomi? no?

[@FallenAngelHiroko]

We actually got rid of ours in favor of Insta-Hot. Also my uncle, former master plumber for our state (Florida), says disposals are actually very bad for your septic tank. It's fine if you got city sewage though.

[@fcsmeikuari1942]

Is that not a normal thing in other parts of the world? In the US it’s pretty common, or at least I’ve never heard of them not being common. I’ve lived in many houses in my life and I’m only 15, and every one I’ve lived in has had a garbage disposal

[@lavishlyvice]

@@fcsmeikuari1942 I think it's more common in the US. I live in Germany and I don't know anyone who has a garbage disposal in their sink. Usually it's just a drain cover that will collect food scraps so the drain won't get clogged and you throw the scraps into a trashcan.

[@MidnightMuffin]

I absolutely love the editing in this video. It's so full of personality.

[@UnfriendlyFire]

Fun fact: the earbud one was how apple wanted you to wear them (if you do some digging, you’ll even find a manual that they made with pictures), but literally nobody used them the way 5-minute crafts showed so on the contrary, we actually are using them wrong!

[@tommymarco]

no way. had to see if it was true - and it is!!! damn !!!

[@starlight_studios_art]

DAMNIT

[@alyssarasmussen1723]

no wonder my earbuds always fall out my ear

[@dumbandconfused]

Actually Sean, as a mother, I can assure you that carrying the baby carrier the way shown in the video was a lot more comfortable for me, safer for my baby, and provided me with a lot more control over the carrier (in my experience).

[@dumbandconfused]

If it helps anyone else who sees this, I recommended this to a new mother struggling to carry her baby, and she was astounded at the discovery.

[@meganross3585]

And so much better on the back

[@Greg-Abbott]

Totally agree. I did that with the carrier for both my kids and it’s so much more comfortable.

[@nixieuwu5743]

I was gonna comment something like this so I'm glad you did!!

[@niki_mart]

I was thinking this too!! I know a lot of moms who carry them that way

[@ericJspicy]

That car seat carrying technique is LEGIT. It seriously saved me and my wife’s backs when our son was an infant, and it’s much more stable than just using the handle.

[@CMass228]

It causes so much less strain on your arm and shoulder too! It really is a life hack

[@ericJspicy]

@@CMass228 Truly!

[@ericridgeway2846]

Build some fucking muscle, get them gains, wont be a problem

[@immaperson321]

@@ericridgeway2846 Sorry, Mr.Fucking-Swole (/s) but not everybody needs to fucking exercise to be fit enough, you still get tired or sore. They just want to carry a baby, and carrying one for long periods of time can be tiring, especially with heavy carriers, for many people.

[@Reicha]

@Eric Ridgeway Then you've got disabilities, previous injuries, and a whole set of other issues that means you need to be more careful. Also, you always want to be putting the least amount of unnecessary strain on non-muscular or low muscular parts of the body. Including when you work out. I mean, you could use a backpack - OR get swole and just carry it in one hand. Naw, the backpack exists for a reason. My lower back can lift max weight at the gym. My chest muscles are swole. My shoulder blades are like a baby turtle on its back, flailing. So I end up in pain, cause day-to-day my shoulder muscles are slacking off. That's what happens when you don't pay attention to how you lift things.

[@ravenwashere1776]

4:01 wait until he finds out about the ones full of shaving cream

[@2TaterTot]

The bandaging ones were /so/ close to being useful but they just… didn’t use them correctly. Like the tampon one would be good for deep wounds, I believe they were used to plug bullet wounds in some wars! The egg skin can be used to help stop bleeding and keep bacteria out of smaller cuts but the person just didn’t apply it correctly lol, though actual bandages might be preferable

[@jimwormmaster]

The tampon one, it looked like a pretty decently sized gash. That trick would be good if you got one that was too big for a regular size bandage (and didn't have the space for a full assortment)

[@thorybrouns-celis2864]

Actually, tampons were invented by nurses during some war that I don't remember the name or time period of, for bullet wounds! It was only later on that people discovered we good use them to plug other spaces

[@jimwormmaster]

@@thorybrouns-celis2864 Really? I'm gonna have to look that up, that's interesting.

[@Vibeblogging]

Tampons are actually not good for bullet wounds. You want to stop the bleeding but the tampon just allows more space for the blood to go.

[@baguette4607]

Hypothetically, if my arm were chopped off, could I use a bunch of pads to stop the blood?

[@Voidnt]

Jack: "Stuff your face full of cream!" Also Jack: realizes what he just said

[@Panda72021]

66 likes Jinx, all you need is 3 more and your comment will be perfect 🤌🏻✨😉

[@anthonymyers6485]

@@Panda72021 we went to far go back go back!

[@mrwhite9185]

@@Panda72021 69 is not funny anymore

[@Rookiecookie45]

LOLLL FR? WHAT GAME DID HE PLAY?

[@Panda72021]

@@mrwhite9185 Comedy is suggestive. Plus a lot of people just joke about it for old times sake for any ounce of serotonin we can get.

[@Eddyithink]

1:16 Well, in her defense, the bandaid was very small compared to the wound she got 😂 maybe that's what that """hack""" was about

[@TheThird1977]

Jack's genuine amazement at the confetti blaster was so wholesome.

[@mrskinnyjeans6246]

9:00 People with braces: Am I a joke to you?

[@statementofjoespooky1660]

I’ve had braces, it’s not really the same thing, especially because I wasn’t actively biting down on metal. The concept of biting into tinfoil sounds like absolute hell to me, whereas the braces were mildly annoying/painful at times

[@mrskinnyjeans6246]

@@statementofjoespooky1660 yeah

[@-Offstar]

Video: Shows hack to get rid of the burnt bottoms on cookies. Sean: "Just don't put them on a dirty baking sheet".

[@nateinthenorth1999]

Burnt ≠ dirty, Sean

[@RedFierceWings]

@MGTWO Entrepreneur If u see this bot's comment pls report, thx.

[@thegrimreaper2608]

@@RedFierceWings spam, bullying or hate speech which one do I report it as

[@RedFierceWings]

@@thegrimreaper2608Harassment of others since they're attacking Sean.

[@thegrimreaper2608]

@@RedFierceWings amazing KZbin deleted my reply but not this not that is so obsessed with deaths of family members of KZbinrs

[@mayortyranno4645]

The Antistressball is actually called a waste of toothpaste Edit: Thanks for the likes I've never had this much before

[@hiway19891]

I don’t know where they’re from but I doubt an anti stress ball should cost more than a Colgate toothpaste

[@defn0tkc_tt]

@@hiway19891 I don’t think they mean it would cost more, just that toothpaste could be of more use for brushing teeth instead

[@hiway19891]

@@defn0tkc_tt Like getting all over your hands while the balloon eventually pops?

[@JeremiahKaneGame]

Mayonnaise is cheaper.

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@JeremiahKaneGame Gagh, eeeewwwww.

[@Elicray]

Jack: "Okay that one slides" No..no it doesn't that's the whole point of the hack ;)

[@grudeasnaots210]

Comedy 100

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

Intelligence 100

[@Rainbow_Rose]

I have to say, the coaster, basketball, and confetti popper are pretty good ideas. The coaster spoke for itself, the basketball is a good way to let your kids play inside without risking something breaking, and the confetti popper would be a fun DIY activity for birthday parties.

[@gobblefunkfrothbungler8948]

"she put those stilettos into 4 wheel drive" is the best quote ever

[@alauriseflyn]

Indeed.

[@Megasssd]

1:27 this had me laughing for so long! 😂😂 keep it up jack!

[@nmccrear1299]

Jack: “Stuff your face full of cream!” Me: “Yum!” Jack: *inhales* Me: *hysterical laughing*

[@spacewolfcub]

This was my exact reaction process, too. 😂

[@georgemiles]

0:24 Jack: "OH NO..." My brain: "THE TABLE...ITS BROKEN"

[@wastelands__]

yes, thank you! hahah

[@diamondsingh_]

LOL

[@alexandrarivoire1556]

3:48 that does actually look really cool, I want that.

[@toonlink5399]

2:10 THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER *epic boss theme intensifies*

[@teaqr]

Jack: "oh no" Me: "our table, it's broken!"

[@Fjollet]

I died inside just reading this

[@emilyw.6117]

I love that Sean isn’t afraid to say tampon. Even further proves how great of a guy he is. We love you jack!

[@abcdefghifkl]

why would he be afraid??

[@DeathBatBabe97]

Literal bare minimum.

[@szreniczka4730]

Really low bar

[@NinjaPickle]

Ah yes, the one word all us men fear.... Tampon

[@Slipperyslab]

Actual bare minimum

[@CompanionIvyChannel]

Hey Sean.. I just came back from the most terrible hospital stay in my life. It was nightmares compounded on nightmares. But YOU.. and especially your Subnautica stream pulled me through ALL the darkest dark moments. I have tears while typing this because I can't thank you enough, ever. Please don't EVER underestimate your importance.

[@badoobudoo5473]

The skin of an egg actually is very good for covering cuts. It fuses to skin very well so it's able to reduce the amount of time required to heal and can minimize the amount of scarring on cuts and, more importantly, burns. It also has some pain relieving effects.

[@KikiMeow-r1l]

Can we all just agree that Jack is expressing how terrible these crafts are and how amazing he is expressing it

[@nolitrujillo9085]

Love your profile pic

[@KikiMeow-r1l]

@@nolitrujillo9085 Thank you, I love yours as well :)

[@nolitrujillo9085]

@@KikiMeow-r1l awe thanks

[@KikiMeow-r1l]

@@nolitrujillo9085 No prob :)

[@pijushsarkar3831]

The above convo was sweet ☝️☝️

[@djeeno]

Just so you know 5-mnutes crafts is a russian content farm and an incredible amount of their hacks either don't work at all, not as advertised or is genuinely dangerous.

[@Hyperdragon97]

Agreed.

[@cianmonaghan2183]

Jack: “I do have a garbage disposal now” Definitely watched Pewds new sink vid

[@tommymarco]

exactly what went through my mind!! hehehe :)

[@cianmonaghan2183]

@MGTWO Entrepreneur what?

[@Definitelynotaspiderr]

8:03 she put training wheels on it

[@krain6454]

Last night, I was really depressed-balled my eyes out. So I went on KZbin to distract my mind. Watched this video. Jack’s laughs made me feel better. Thank you. 💛

[@_joesunil_23]

Jack: "It's like watching the Twilight movies...Do I hate it, do I love it, Oh god I don't know..." Me: "Ahh, makes sense Jack, exactly how I feel..."

[@m3rchantt]

My Mom came in my room, and asked me what I was watching so I showed her this video, and she kept giggling through out the whole time I was showing it, Jack I think you might have a new fan lol

[@jjimjjam1707]

Lady:*Falls on smooth floor* Leg:*Looks like she fell on a rugged sidewalk*

[@X-SPONGED]

7:34 Jack : "they know it down to a fine science, the know their food" The Monke : _rip and tearing the banana to shreds trying to just eat it_

[@Aiden-hd8hw]

3:40 This one actually cool

[@MF-dz7cp]

9:07 I've put aluminum foil in my mouth before because I was bored and I learned from experience that aluminum foil + tooth fillings = pain for another 2 hours

[@The_AceEmpress]

Shoutout to Sean for cackling like a madman over these “life hack” videos. -Hopefully he’s inspired you to cackle like a madman yourself

[@izoraiza7169]

At 1:41 My mom wanted one of those sinks and my dad bought the stuff for it and installed one for her because he knew how to install them. He works on houses all the time at work so he can properly fix or change things in our house if needed. I trust him the most with house related repairs. He fixed a broken gas stove when it needed a new part before. He's also patched leaks in pipes, roofs, and stuff too. More than 6 years later my neighbors haven't had a leak in a pipe connected to the shower my dad fixed at all. We used to live in their house and he fixed it before they moved into the house. All we did is take the house next to ours for the extra rooms at the same price the one we had lived in.

[@icycocosnake]

For tape, just fold over a small section onto itself so there's a little part to grab. Don't shove a paper clip in there XD

[@sunstripe85]

That's what I do too lol paperclip would be so dumb to do

[@Demonmaster-tf3lq]

Jacks reaction to the woman putting the bandage on the tampon is priceless

[@SneakyyDevil]

9:55 this is the moment where you know Sean wanted to make a joke but the monetisation was the main priority

[@Game_Hunter47]

No I think it was the moment where he had instant regret because that could be taken out of context so easily

[@mightyakkylex]

The sugar packets were always intended to be broken in the middle. Guy that invented them was always mad people weren't doing it like that

[@BlazeKing31152]

"Teaching your kid to murder?! Just gently put the spider on a piece of paper and put it outside" *"Continues to throw spider several miles away"*

[@MsRedNebulaPlays]

Jack: Am I sitting on the toilet wrong? *Squatty Potty has entered the chat.*

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

🤣🤣

[@pedrostormrage]

6:58 "Can you tell I'm trying my best not to swear?" I feel like Jack has switched a few times between swearing and non-swearing "eras" by now (it feels like a cyclic phenomenon, kinda like Ragnarok) 🤔

[@insanityplea5502]

When his bank account starts getting a tad low, he stops swearing for the money. Its a sell out move, but a very reasonable one compared to so many others cause it doesnt really take away from the Jack experience unless your new to him.

[@pedrostormrage]

@@insanityplea5502I've been around a while (I think last time he decided to not swear was an experiment to see if he got recommended more, but apparently it didn't help), so it's fine (it's a bit of a shame that he can't fully be himself, but it's also fair for him to want the compensation for the work put in). He did say he was doing it this time to avoid demonization, but considering he's already talked about quitting KZbin, that makes me think he doesn't need money anymore (at least not for himself). Maybe he needs the money for the sake of something/someone else, or it's more of a "work fairness" thing (wanting compensation for the work put in, as I said before). Edit: I just remembered he has at least one editor (Robin), a manager and the company employees (Cloak/Top of the Mornin'), so those are also all people that need to be paid with the channel income (well, at least the first two, since the last two companies could generate their own income).

[@Peztastic]

Jack being an old man for 10 mins. “It’s going to break and then you have to clean up the mess!” Ok grandpa.

[@defn0tkc_tt]

It’s true though… one time I bought a flour stress ball and my sister popped it on our sofa; it was a very annoying mess to clean up but I’m sure toothpaste would be much worse.

[@spacewolfcub]

@@defn0tkc_tt - At least it’d smell nice. 🤷

[@frogged3665]

5:02 that earbud lifehack actually works wut

[@NostalgiaMan]

There is no such thing as a life hack. It is just a life lol

[@MinecraftGamerLR]

Ooh, a life? Give it to me, I need those extra lives. Okay, I'm just kidding. Jokes aside, this is an inspiration.

[@alauriseflyn]

@@MinecraftGamerLR Wait, you have lives?

[@WilhelmWilder]

This kinda doesn't make sense...but I understand the hustle of commenting on every single video ever, so i commend you. Continue your work soldier.

[@MinecraftGamerLR]

@@alauriseflyn .........Ya got me there. Gg.

[@tararosabelle7368]

@@WilhelmWilder I mean it makes more sense than life hack but it’s a satirical statement I mean everyone knows it’s not really a hack but just something that ‘supposedly’ makes life easier

[@saulgoodman4300]

7:42 when the doom music kicks in

[@jumpobumpo]

Fun fact. When I was in 5th grade and thought these life hacks were the coolest shit ever, I tried that balloon toothpaste stressball thing. Had it in class, everybody thought it was cool. Sure enough, within a day or two it bursted all over Mr. Kelly’s classroom and I had to clean it up. Thank you 5 minute crafts.

[@rokq3076]

If I were you, it probably would have been some crazy thing in the stress ball like slime/vinegar/egg thing considering I used to like troom troom XD

[@nadMoZzzg]

Stressball that you can buy do this too

[@SyntheticTheEnergetic]

Jacks laugh, doesnt get old at all 😂

[@MarcoGruber]

6:07 "...Even though they are ridiculous and no one else uses them..." ...sad Singapore noises...

[@zhairoxas3680]

2:31 this made me laugh so hard 🤣

[@narutouzimaki3799]

Sean "dont kill the spider put it on a peice of paper and take it out side" Also Sean"KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE"

[@jblen]

The issue with life hack videos is that they're always pressured to make a compilation. Like if single life hacks could do well, then we'd see way more useful hacks because people could just only post ones that are actually useful. Tiktok improves that a little, but also encourages a whole account to be focused on it which goes back to the compilation issue of just filler videos that aren't good hacks.

[@gustavozorzin9412]

3:36 Don't worry jack that is cool! When I was young, we used to use those but with PVC pipes and stronger balloons or rubber bands to fling little hard fruits at eachother. It wasn't anything dangerous and was actually really fun, despite my parents really not liking that.

[@thecousincrew4190]

Jacksepticeye: teach your kids to be ok with the spider and bring it outside. Me: I HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA MAN!!!

[@SpindlyJohnny]

Yeah. Me too. I really wish he had thought about that before hand and just used a cartoon spider or a minecraft spider.

[@Summer_Renee]

The carseat hack is actually life changing. Makes the kid much easier to tote around.

[@nessapixieparker8391]

Its a fab tip honestly. I haddamaged my back during my pregnancy so holding a car seat like this actually was way less painful than holding it by the handle

[@emeraldmoon9551]

the sound effects make this masterpiece even better

[@sapphicstonesco]

2:36 This way of carrying a car seat is actually really good! It gives your arm more stability instead of a tight hand grip

[@justinealand7447]

Jack: "EVERYONE TYPES WITH TWO THUMBS!" Me, a person who types on his phone with one thumb: "Whelp, guess I'm no one."

[@Suraimukyatto]

He meant most people

[@amaryllisnightingale6309]

@@Suraimukyatto thanks Mr. First degree

[@driversed388]

You’re not the only one, brother! 😂

[@navster100]

Why tho

[@DarthBiomech]

Who the fuck types with two thimbs? You hold your phone with one hand and poke the screen with the finger(s) of another! Not thumbs!

[@mhairiharris4872]

“No one else uses these plugs!” Me an Australian: “Um Excuse me sir!”

[@mikimay6559]

Bruh yes I was thinkin the same thing

[@trippyshrimp8598]

Sean: they know their food Monke: doom music

[@maverickmcfarland9443]

I work at a scout camp and tampons are actually something we keep in some of our first aid kits, especially at shooting ranges. They’re excellent for puncture wounds and actually work great for nosebleeds

[@eb_is_tired]

They actually make caps for your stilletos to make it easier to walk on grass and they don't look nearly as ridiculous as the ones from the hack. Also, the before person was walking with their weight on their heels to make it look extra bad, you have to put your weight on your toes to help keep you from sinking.

[@samalvarez6967]

For the baby carrier one they are really difficult to hold with the handle bar because they're very heavy, so carrying it like that actually works. I speak from experience.

[@unknowncreature-0069]

Also the one at 6:30 was pretty useful, especially for all the cords behind your TV that all look the same.

[@CJ_1406]

Jack: *let's the tampons pass and continues the video* *band - aid appears* Jack: *laughter explosion*

[@Tahcia]

Context

[@urgonnahaveabadtime]

I love how Sean just starts contemplating life when he sees the coffee hack

[@MidnyteSketch]

Adults know these videos are ridiculous and non-factual, but kids wouldn't, and some of them get very dangerous like an example of putting food in bleach to watch the color go away. When confronted, they basically said that the videos aren't made for the viewer to try these hacks, they're made to look good as youtube videos.

[@bweber02]

As an occupational therapist, I actually do a lot of the balloon activities with my child clients! The confetti popper and stress ball are awesome! (But no shaving cream, that’s a disaster waiting to happen)

[@phantomgirlxx1027]

Hello Sean, I was having a horrible night. Like genuinely crying my eyes out for hours, I decided to watch your videos to see if it improved my mood. It definitely did. I want to take this moment to say thank you, for all that you do. Your a safe place for so many people (including me.) so thank you again, and have a great day/night/afternoon/morning 😊

[@xTetraMuffinsx]

Hey, i dunno what you went through but i hope you're feeling better 🧡🧡🧡

[@yeahyeah420]

@@xTetraMuffinsx you are a saint I hope your life has no difficulties ever

[@hiitsme5524]

6:13 they're actually used in a lot of other places, they're pretty common in my country

[@Vinsune999]

I love jack’s laugh just something about it makes me happy. He really is the best KZbinr

[@isabellynch4656]

“I’m literally only clicking this one cause it has 69 million views and i’m a child.” Honestly this is me i have the mind of a 13 year old boy even though i’m an 18 year old girl

[@Canal10000]

Only 5 years difference though, so that makes sense

[@alauriseflyn]

@@Canal10000 A five year difference can be a lot depending on the context.

[@ZenQuotes1]

@@alauriseflyn no., sir lets leave it at that......

[@moeshrooms385]

@@Canal10000 I mean in general though there’s a pretty large gap in maturity between a 18 year old and a 13 year old💀

[@Canal10000]

@@moeshrooms385 You think?

[@cacatulpluteste9816]

The first one with the egg is actually true. They have some kind of healing capabilities and when the goo inside the egg freezes it's like a protective barrier against microbes and it helps you skin recover.

[@TheNewOrchestra]

I haven't watched your content in a while, admittedly, but it's nice to know that you're still the genuine and genuinely funny Irish guy I knew and loved so many years ago. Peace one love, Jack. Peace one love.

[@itscactyy]

"let the spider live, don't drown 'em" me, holding an empty can of raid: yeah uh huh sure mhm yep-

[@Fenrisulfr99]

Jack: don't kill the spider save it Me having just watched him use a revolver to shoot spiders in a game... He enjoyed alot.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whatwhatinthewhat4400]

3:42 if you use PVC piping, a glove finger from a dishwashing glove and a hose clamp, you can make essentially home made paint ball gun that shoots rocks or ball bearings or marbles etc

[@wolfsani1792]

9:58 aaawww thanks