Worst Self Defense Videos Of All Time | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

[@alfornon8161]

"Cause what's worse than getting shot once is getting shot twice." --Dale, Self Defense Dude

[@groofay]

I wonder if the same applies for stab wounds, I hope Dale has a video on that too /s

[@theherald1603]

@@groofay teeth

[@ghostjetretro6163]

I mean, It would make sense if it was something like "take that guy with you" instead of something stupid like "getting shot twice"

[@Cyborous]

Right 😂

[@Mr_Original]

Imagine if "self defense dude" was an actual title... 😂

[@camwilmoth]

Dale: “you don’t want to hurt them” Dale 10 seconds later: “and smash their skull into the wall”

[@San-lh8us]

that won't hurt, that will *kill*

[@ConradTwi77y]

He said if you don't want to hurt them homie

[@TheFlowey27]

The fact that Charlie and Sean both *INSTANTLY* called the keychain a buttplug is hilarious to me

[@gungnir3926]

it is though

[@Rocker-1234]

im pretty sure daz watched it too and he mentioned the key chain being one also lol

[@Zapporah85]

I was gifted one of those keychain butt plugs and I also call it a keychain butt plug 🤣 There's a reason I keep it in my bag and not on my keychain.

[@gungnir3926]

@@Zapporah85 well emergencies comes in all forms. hope it can save you some day.

[@blipblop1112]

Btw, that buttplug weapon was invented by a japanese

[@brynnadye2943]

I had a self defense teacher who would always say “no matter what, always remember that your most useful and important move is this -“ and then he would run away

[@Hello_9909]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bobbybrewer1482]

@@Hello_9909 LAUGH

[@someone_7337]

That seems like an awesome technique 😂😂😂

[@bobbybrewer1482]

he's not wrong.

[@someone_7337]

@@bobbybrewer1482 true

[@NostalgiaMan]

The main question in all of this is. Why does he have a Bluetooth headset on the entire time he is doing the "self defense" video?

[@ysabellebelonio4737]

Jesus christ this comment is full of fucking bots

[@vikasgupta8420]

To assert dominance

[@jacksepticeye]

Getting tactical info

[@meig3308]

these bots are getting wild tf

[@xavstame6122]

@@jacksepticeye Hi Jack, I reported all the bots so they should be gone, I'm sorry you had to see those bots say that. And I absolutely love your content especially MEME TIME. You are just so hilarious

[@toffeefeathers]

I can’t express how happy the consistent reaction uploads make me. Maybe I’m easy to please with low effort videos, but just watching Jack react to funny things is always so entertaining

[@profit.hub101]

We love him so much. He's such a bright light in our lives

[@rinyx2437]

Easy to please with low effort, noted.

[@rinyx2437]

You people are fuckin g twisted

[@rileymachelle4088]

It's his L A U G H, it's like sunshine on a rainy day

[@sleepykittyH]

@@rinyx2437 What do you mean? Also why are there so many hateful bots? Not you. I mean the slew of comments around yours. The ones about his dad.

[@DoomPickle490]

Jack using a microphone like that makes him look like he’s about to drop the hottest mix tape and I’m hyped for it

[@sussytroglodyte6435]

That intro was already bombin’

[@rakubby]

Like a watered down, Irish Eminem.

[@Scankarl]

I thought his name was Sean or Shawn

[@sussytroglodyte6435]

@@Scankarl it is Sean the community just calls him jack cause of his KZbin name

[@SaintShion]

Honestly w the top of morning sign it looks like a old school comedy club, I think that was the gag.

[@Cygnusart0843]

When jack was talking about how the ‘hands were never meant to hold anything’ I was expecting him to full on drop the mic like, “oh no! Guess my hands don’t work” 😂

[@kentinson1670]

I'm convinced Dale is some sort of immortal neanderthal which is why he keeps saying "the hand is not meant to hold anything" and he's trying to blend in with human society

[@zamabo218]

Sean: "Kids shouldn't know what guns are" Kids: "It's Nerf or nothing"

[@grodygibsonlcd8038]

Kids shouldn't know what guns are Meanwhile, 8 year old Jeffy playing Fortnite, Call of Duty, and occasionally surfing the internet on his smart phone- specifically located somewhere in a privileged american area; "Go away mom am not do chore, am get Killstreak on Halo Infinite" Gets grounded, then proceeds to still use phone to look up Rust player trap tutorials so they can torture some rando later in their virtual sex dungeon.

[@militor_207]

@@grodygibsonlcd8038 damn

[@j-j8984]

@@grodygibsonlcd8038 there was a lot of effort put into that scenario, either that's first hand experience or you're just very creative. Either way I applaud you

[@ClaytonBridges]

at least every american kid picking up a stick: its a gun

[@Lilahzworld]

@@ClaytonBridges no bc it’s a gun knife or sword depends what it’s shaped like

[@Makalasbeautybar]

Jack holding the mic and waving his other hand around saying “HAND! … is NOT meant to hold things very well” is giving me like church preacher vibes lmao

[@grodygibsonlcd8038]

Gospel of the hand. How hand work, and tips and tricks you didn't know about hand! Did you know that hand can't actually hold thing well? Not good for resisting dale's subsonic movement. Only good for smashing words together for shitpost. What you didn't know is that human targets, specifically *hand,* is 50-75% weaker against opponents that use the fist of Detroit Dale. Those who've mastered the way of dale ignore armor against untrained opponents, and reaction time is decreased by a full 30% when up against dale masters. Dale himself can pick-pocket your inventory while in combat, hence how he can easily remove a gun from almost anyone's hands! Downside- Dale and any one of his disciples are also 30-50% weaker when up against trained fighters, and approximately 99.999% weaker against combat experts!

[@grodygibsonlcd8038]

10:55 PFFFT I fully see what you mean now lmao It's like one of those churches where everyone is either staring at the Priest in complete fear or awe, or they're cheering and screaming "YEAH! PRAISE JESUS! AMEN!"

[@first.user_]

@@grodygibsonlcd8038 LMAOOOOO

[@Nomadic_Radec]

"R A M I T I N H I M, D A L E ! !" Makes me belt out loud, every time.

[@winter2716]

Best moment of the video

[@gojiwarrior2479]

The moral theme of this series is: “Laughter really is the best medicine.”

[@old_timey_prospector]

Not doing things that will definitely get you shot immediately is pretty good medicine too. Thank you Sean!

[@wegamegood2884]

Dale: The Hand is NOT made to hold things very well Sean: And i took that personally.

[@xdark_abyssx6410]

Gamers also take it personally.. i think

[@sophwitchproject]

this is actually a real technique that works pretty well and i have used it before, but its explained and shown really badly

[@A_Real_Bloody_Vampire]

That statement is blatantly stupid and proven wrong by basic biology

[@ursidae97]

The thing is he's right but he's not explaining it well and that's a huge part of if people listen.

[@Dallas.Speicher-Ramirez2025]

Jack: "I really hope a child doesn't know what a gun is" Me as a 5-year-old: *doing intruder drills every 4 weeks so we know where to hide*

[@MartijnTenebris]

thats so sad that u have to do something like that...

[@EndergamerEndergamer]

Yeah we’ve been doing lockdowns since 6 do you guys not have them?

[@Leonidas1210vc]

I def dont remember doing that many as a kid....what part of US?

[@TheJack-o-King]

My cousin almost shot his mom with a gun bcs he was playing with it,he was 4

[@Leonidas1210vc]

@@TheJack-o-King which is why you're "supposed" to keep weapons and dangerous chemicals AWAY from children but unfortuately what supposed to be done and whats actually done is completely different.

[@mrtodoo]

Jack: *Top Of The Morning Coffee is sponsoring this video* Doc Ock: *"It's self-sustaining now."*

[@T-DAWG1]

This is funny

[@jacobholby4102]

Advertising his brand to his channel

[@nemotheemo156]

these mfing bots bro

[@matthewlush6541]

@Christofer Pezet ratio

[@jacobholby4102]

@@nemotheemo156 ik

[@Mariana-xk3bp]

Sean making us listen to his heart beat was a lot more intimate than expected

[@localanarch1st]

Jack talking about "No, back off, my child" gave me the same energy of "Swiper no swiping" and I don't know how to feel about that.

[@sum1zdad292]

It's hilarious and you know it. I bet you see in colors and think and feel in memes like I do

[@Mr_Original]

Now that you mention it...

[@localanarch1st]

@@sum1zdad292 correct

[@cryspbacon]

DAMMIT I JUST COMMENTED THE SAME THING

[@tyrajackson9440]

I was thinking the exact same thing lmao

[@iamacommonman7122]

Why is nobody getting "awe" by the fact that Jack literally created a TV show, like a proper host with mic, clips, intro and the best commentary. As far as I remember in his first "LAUGH" video he actually said that he remembered such shows and wanted to create something like it. He DID IT! OUR BOY MADE IT!

[@Mr_Original]

It truly is a beautiful thing when an aspiring content creator sets out and fulfills the things they dream of doing.

[@kitcustard]

I genuinely want him to have a TV show so bad. He’s always a step closer 😭

[@iamacommonman7122]

@your local fossil that escaped the retirement home yah its annoyance on a whole new level

[@katimillard5924]

I laughed SO HARD when Sean said “I hope a child doesn’t know what a gun is!” As an elementary school teacher in America, they do…. They do 😂😅

[@runeseaks]

Yeeaaah. It's really unfortunate, but they definitely do.

[@mikitrueba762]

*cries in American*

[@malachiwilt3891]

@@runeseaks it's not unfortunate at all lol, it's good for young ones to be taught at a young age, especially if they are the hunting type

[@runeseaks]

@@malachiwilt3891 I more so had the school shootings and drills in mind, and the trauma therein.

[@lefthanddontknow673]

@@malachiwilt3891 So you haven't had to sit through the elementary school training as a four year old being told "if there is an active school shooter cover yourself in the blood of your shot schoolmate next to you and play dead" huh?

[@kinsan89]

JSE: "Kids don't know what guns are" Me, remembering being in first grade practicing an active shooter drill: "yeah, they have no clue what they are"

[@alexisb3829]

In America, sadly we know

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Jesus Christ, America is a Hellhole.

[@Chilov3]

Jack: "Kids shouldn't know what a gun is." USA public education system:...

[@MarysWeirdLife]

I had a gun safety course at my hill billy school

[@SaintShion]

When I moved to Japan all the kids wanted to know about shooting guns in the desert like I was an alien.

[@ashtonwingate1470]

Laughs in American

[@jaminsim5965]

Better than getting hurt or killed because they didn't know what a gun is. Like, "Oh, I wonder what this thing does." *Pulls trigger while pointed in an unsafe direction

[@mkg2124]

Kid: what does this thing do? **Dies**

[@wordsandmorewords1736]

I love how all of these are actual proper self-defence techniques, they’re just terribly explained

[@DemonicNightmare]

Right? And some of them require a *lot* of practice and precision, which he just.... doesn't mention.

[@Nickuh88]

That actually kinda bothered me. Sean is shitting on these methods like they're bad advice. Someone hasn't grown up in a bad area with a lot of muggings. Some of these are self defense 101. And yeah...hands AREN'T good at holding things. The only good thing about hands are the thumbs, without that any grip strength is gone, palm is just open space.

[@charmander_004]

Thank you for saying this. I'm glad I found someone who sees this like that. A lot of it is practicing it. I do hapkido and we have done some similar things to strip the gun. It might look dumb but in a situation like that, what else are you gonna do.

[@MargieGeiger]

The method of getting your arm out of a double-handed grip is taught in my 5yo's taekwondo class...

[@aspennelson400]

So true!!! I've learned a few of these in my martial arts class and while they're legit, they're not easy to pull off without a lot of practice and timing. Honestly, even with practice in some situations I wouldn't feel confident enough to risk my life to try to pull one of them off. Not easy or simple self defense that anyone can just try.

[@christianrosas796]

Jack: actually I really hope a child doesn’t know what a gun is… American: hold my beer

[@bunnylovesmiku]

wtf

[@kito1682]

@@bunnylovesmiku Just report it

[@SomeAnomalousJumper2398]

Chitty chitty bang b a n g !

[@christianrosas796]

@@kito1682 I also reported it. Wtf was that shit

[@T0D_BR0T]

hold my gun

[@scoundral2995]

You know, a cop instructed us on how to easily survive dangerous encounters with people armed with a knife. In the video he introduced his friend who will be trying to hurt him. They then both stood not too far apart and the guy with the knife started running at him. The dude books it in the opposite direction making as much noise as possible

[@mariepayann]

Foolproof.

[@TRP_7022]

Yeah if I’m about to be stabbed I’m running. Idc if I have a knife too. First way to defend yourselves in almost any situation is leave. Now if I had a gun I’m robbing him lol. Pull a knife on me you fuck lol.

[@ethanhutley1204]

@@mariepayann to bad it isnt moron proof

[@fireruby1882]

😭🤣I see that as accurate and true

[@emergencylowmaneuvering7350]

DONT BULLSHIT. By the time you turnback and start running, the guy will be stabbing you in the lungs.

[@chetreo]

Thanks for using my LAUGH remix! There's a full version of it on my channel if anyone is interested :)

[@roxinstarbreaker9458]

Oh you made the remix? Thats really cool! Also I'm giving you a human comment to help outlast the horde of incompetent bots above me.

[@lordqwertythepyromancer3458]

Congrats for gettting your remix on the channel. I wish I could do something about the bots

[@MuzikBike]

@PaperMan Guys look, I found the guy the world revolves around! So honoured to finally meet you!

[@T-DAWG1]

@PaperMan holy shit I’ve never met such an important and interesting person in my life

[@godspeedgamer4399]

Banger of a remix

[@FLUFFYSTUFFY333]

I like how Dale or whatever his name is said “you don’t want to hurt them” but shortly after he stuck his fingers in the other guys eyes and falcon punched him in the throat and stomped his knees in.

[@Spadaforza]

Charlie's video with Dale is worth a watch. He actually went deeper into the techniques and when to actually use these. He also conceded that these aren't 100% effective, but could improve your chances in certain situations.

[@sawetneb7322]

finally someone said it. i love how people watch shit and judge it without looking further into it -_-

[@roryhealy5190]

@@sawetneb7322 okay i agree with you, but in fairness, some of the shit says is just wild

[@Hellraiser988]

Rory here's the thing every thing he says makes sense you are using gravity and physics to your advantage that's the point

[@tukuiPat]

yes but actually no, every one of his videos will in fact get you killed if you tried to apply them in a real situation.

[@andjumps]

@@tukuiPat can you explain further?

[@akira_ariga]

I’ve never seen these self defense videos before, but this just looks like re-enactments of the fantasies you have in the shower of how you would handle these situations

[@Riverspirit86]

to be fair, the "trick" of self defense, from 10:23 - 10:51, is literally what we were taught in karate to do (and taught little kids to do). it's not that the hand isn't meant for holding things, it's that the thumb is the weakest part of the hand/grip, so you utilize that weak point to break the grasp. if you pull against the fingers, you will NOT get loose. but if you pull back suddenly, especially with two hands clasped together, against the thumb, you can break the grip on you and you can flee. i've had male 5th degree black belts grab my wrist(s) with their whole strength, and I (a girl and a blue belt) was able to break free from their grasp by pulling against the thumb. we would surprise the kids we were teaching (literally 5 year olds) by grabbing their wrist and trying to drag them with us, and they had to get free. and obviously I wasn't gripping hard enough to hurt them, but I made sure that it was a challenge to break free. and 95% of the kids were able to break free in mere seconds. the other 5% just needed reminding to pull against the thumb, not the fingers, and then they got it in seconds too. so yeah, most of the jokes about how the hand isn't meant to hold things is sorta true sorta false. it's just better phrased as "the thumb is the weakest point of the hand, so utilize that to break free" just my long rant about self defense lol

[@vaporishbell957]

Shouldn’t the pinky finger be the weakest it’s super little and there is not much nerves in that pinky to be strong cause it’s little

[@Riverspirit86]

@@vaporishbell957 by itself, yes the pinky is weak. However when someone is grabbing you, they are using all their fingers, so the pinky is just added strength. When the pinky is combined with the other fingers, you can't break free against the fingers, even if the weak pinky is involved. It's kinda like math. Would you rather go up against one person (the thumb) or four people (the fingers)?

[@patrickmorrey8722]

@@Riverspirit86 I learned it the same way and it does work very well. They really could have explained it better because that is a legitimate skill to escape.

[@Riverspirit86]

@@patrickmorrey8722 Oh I agree completely. Definitely a good escape tactic, definitely a horrible way at explaining it lol

[@ragingseagull8915]

I learned to spin my wrist towards the thumb

[@oliverapuzzo5512]

Dale: "You don't wanna hurt them." Also Dale: "Smash their fucking skull"

[@eternalfable8975]

@Beast 😈 to whoever this suit, ya'll need to stop protecting your issues into other ppl.

[@Stuie4587]

If someone is trying to rob you, just say no. They can’t legally rob you without your consent.

[@devilpro7271]

lol

[@obiependragon9660]

I find drinking water solves most of my problems. Maybe they need to drink more water

[@youtubestuff683]

@@obiependragon9660 Is that why I have so many problems in life hmm might want to increase my water intake from 3 gallons of water a year to 4.

[@Shipprofile08]

If I was going to rob someone, it would probilly go something like this taps guy/girl on shoulder: "Hey! I'm going to steal your wallet and use it to buy video games. Is that ok?" Guy/girl response: "Ummm.....nooo" my response: "Ok.....I'll just go home and try to find another source of income" Then just walk off XD

[@axeldx12]

Beat comment so far

[@rowan5955]

the one where dale is trying to escape the other guys hold, that one is actually jiu jitsu and it works, he did it wrong tho

[@starrhaltli3742]

Jack: puts microphone on his chest so we can hear his heart beat. Me: Well, I didn't know we were going to get this intimate today.

[@Logitah]

Just what I needed! The experience of resting my head against Jack's chest! 😂

[@hannahsweet1315]

*Cardiophiles have entered the chat*🤣

[@JackyWacke]

@ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪɴꜱᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍʙʙ x4 lol do not have better things to do

[@kaylapowell2793]

Lol so true 😂

[@VixxiRaven]

@@JackyWacke Report and do not engage, engagement prevents faster banning I'm pretty sure.

[@thelazygamer2195]

Jack: *I hope a child doesn’t know what a gun is.* Every 9 year old playing GTA Online: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@shanksandtanks240]

*Every 9 year old living in America

[@xavierramirez1888]

Wrong kids don’t play gta online they play fortnite

[@xavierramirez1888]

When I was young I used to play bbguns or water guns or nerf guns

[@baconlovingvampire4523]

Kids should learn gun safety at a young age

[@-TNT47-]

@@baconlovingvampire4523 Kids dont understand how dangerous something is unless they fuck up and find out themselves, no matter how many times you tell'em. So no, don't teach your kid to use your gun.

[@X-SPONGED]

6:11 You gotta love how Dale advises you to use literally every part of that keychain except the pointy bit that at least looks viable as a self defense weapon against an attacker.

[@Biteme1362]

What's funny is that those things crumple and break like paper And you can be detained for having that keychain as it's classed as a weapon

[@nogwasmith6974]

He said “you don’t HAVE to use the pointed end” as in if you don’t want to kill the fucker

[@The_Real_Alpharius]

@@Biteme1362 In what kind of a f*cked up country is a tiny piece of metal on a key considered as a weapon, as if it mattered if you were using it in self-defence.

[@PsyraDucky]

Deadass could just use your keys and it’d be more effective and convenient

[@DyslecticAttack]

@@The_Real_Alpharius it's a pointy stake "designed to hurt others". The tiny piece of metal is sold and exists for the sake of being dangerous and being able to inflict pain on others. It might be laughably silly, but the sellers want it to be a weapon, so the government treats it like a weapon. Dunno what government they're even referencing. But it's kinda logical that if something is specifically sold to be a weapon, and it can inflict serious harm onto others if applied with malicious intend, that it is regarded as a weapon.

[@Seanderson3]

The thing that made me the most confused was Dale casually grabbing a gun after getting shot. *_You can't recover that easily from a bullet to the chest._* It's like getting kicked in the balls: You're going to be down and out of it immediately and for a while.

[@craigyeates1854]

Except a kick to the balls isn’t always going to drop someone, but a bullet to the lungs definitely will😅

[@bobbybrewer1482]

like South Park: The Stick Of Truth, you get stunned

[@pixystixnfairycrack]

Those keychains are actually quite useful. One of the teachers at my brothers old karate school gave me one and showed me a few different ways to use it (I spent far too much time on being homeless as a teen because of a not very nice household). I honestly thought it was pretty silly at the time. Then a couple of months later I got jumped. It's amazing how much pain that silly little keychain can inflict with minimal effort and how much pain it definitely saved me. It's been 30 years and I still carry it with me. So yeah. If you live in a sketchy area I highly recommend getting one and learning how to use it.

[@karlhnedkovsky5214]

Just don't use it like Dale does! lmao

[@lewilewi1800]

Hey got a question did you have a legit good kubaton or a cheap crapy one like in this video or you would get on wish Edit: if you didn't know those key chains are called kubatons

[@pixystixnfairycrack]

@@lewilewi1800 I got a good one. It's a solid piece of metal with some weight to it. Not like the lightweight ones. I did know it is called a kubaton. I just didn't bother calling it that because whenever I do people just look at me like I'm talking gibberish lol

[@breeziebrooks]

However, the problem with that keychain, in the beginning, is that I heard if you were to use it for self-defense you can get into some trouble (do I fully remember why/how much trouble, no). I would definitely do research, although it may be handy I heard from several people there are far better things to use. I believe the reason is that the use for that keychain is to be a weapon so it makes you look guilty. I've seen people use tacticle flashlights and they wouldn't get into trouble because the main use of it is to be a flashlight, but "it just so happens to also be a powerful tool to use for self-defense". This is just from what I heard but I would do more research. (also they are said to be able to break windows, you know to get out of a car, they aren't actually capable of doing that from what I've seen as well.)

[@lewilewi1800]

@@breeziebrooks yes they can be illegal for example there are some states in Australia where I live that they are illegal and you are also right just a flash light can be very useful but most useful is learning self-defence other then starting to carry stuff like this

[@Ninjahiccups_]

Jack: I hope a child doesn't know what a gun is Schools: *laughs in active shooter drills*

[@kilso9357]

If that isn’t a sign that something is clearly wrong then I don’t know what is

[@Dani-dh6ni]

The "death buttplug" is the weapon that killed me making me laugh to death

[@jaco3951]

One day he will drop the microphone by laughing so hard haha

[@adenbaden315]

After all, our hands aren't good at holding things

[@ethangulati3634]

The technique at 10:45 is actually taught in martial arts. He just taught it terribly. The thumb is the easiest to move, which is why this works so well.

[@danthatman8906]

I've seen my martial arts instructor teach me the peel of the thumb. And boy did Dale fuck it up

[@chillingcape232]

the technique at 14:50 is also taught in martial arts.

[@da_swaws6165]

Yeah in bjj it's one of the basic grip breaks.

[@user-zx9sy5yi3w]

I can confirm, I was in Tang Soo Do for 5 years and have seen it taught plenty of times. Anyone lower than red belt wouldn’t be ready for it yet. But yeah, that technique was so bad when he showed it. Frick

[@GrandmaGamers]

i was looking for this comment

[@lueroso1540]

Sean: "I hope a child doesn't know what a gun is." Me: *laughs in American*

[@knighttime5761]

Being an American myself, I can completely relate to this statement.

[@idkwhatmynameis53]

You didn’t shoot your first firearm at 3?

[@raiden7293]

As an American 14 year old who owns a shotgun, I agree with this statement.

[@lilmisssydnis1]

Same.

[@idkwhatmynameis53]

@@raiden7293 probably more you’re parents or relatives as you have to be 18 In Every state to own a long gun and 21 in most for pistols.

[@knighttime5761]

Dale: Explains how not to die… Jack: “RAM IT IN HIM DALE!!!”

[@SirGaber]

Hands down the best things for self defense: 1.)Cardio 2.)Situational awareness 3.)Mace or pepper spray 4.)Not trying any of Dale's BS, ESPECIALLY if they have a firearm

[@ramadiii]

I really like this format! 😁 The handheld mic and seeing your body language when you speak, and the new intro is just awesome! Definitely will watch more of these!

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

Same! It’s comforting to see Seán at a stage in his career where he’s far less afraid to try something new. After spending way too much time worrying about how people might react to every single little change (as he’s mentioned in previous videos), he’s learning to just say “Fuck it! I’m gonna have fun with this!”

[@Maninawig]

Jacko Unleashed

[@bananaman5268]

After watching Charlie and his crew meet with Dale, I'd be more inclined to believe that these might work. I think Dale's downfall is that he doesn't explain these are last ditch efforts if you know you're gonna die

[@Mrcool-pt3qr]

This need more likes

[@nogwasmith6974]

He’s said it a few times but not enough. These aren’t l tools to provoke deadly situations. This is to give you a better chance of getting home when the attacker wants to kill you. If you do nothing you’re dead so you have realistic techniques to get you not shot, or if you’re shot not fatally. Dale is a bit of a dick from some of his interviews so he doesn’t explain it. But they are very practical

[@invest-i-gator8896]

I have been trained in self defense and most of these ways are correct and to see Jack lolygagging saying they wouldn’t work, just hurts me

[@nogwasmith6974]

@@invest-i-gator8896 as someone who grew up heavily emphasizing gun safety. Seeing Jack talk about guns so blatantly wrong was infuriating. It’s just clear to me who’s been in fights and who hasn’t. Cause when you’re in fights you’re like “oh yeah that hand to the nose thing works, hard to fight back when your eyes are watering” but in all reality. The self defense guy is a dick. And he does a shitty job at explaining why because he’s like fuck you I don’t owe you an explanation

[@Un1versal93]

Dale os also trained. A regular person who hasn't been in these situations or hasn't been in real rough areas like Detroit wouldn't be able to execute these moves.

[@izwanjamani5141]

I like how jack makes everyone feel special in the intro, we love you Sean, and hope you had a happy birthday!

[@Волшебник-ы5о]

*ʟ̢̺ᴍ̢͉͖ᴀ͖͇̙ᴏ̢͎͙ ᴊ̪͜͜ᴀ̙͇̪ᴄ͙̺̟ᴋ̡̡̙ᴄ̞̪͜ᴇ̢̡͉ᴘ̼̼̟ᴛ͚̼͜ɪ̡͉͜ᴄ̢̠͎ʏ̘͙̘ᴇ̢̢̘'͕̻͉ꜱ͕͎̺ ᴅ͔͇̠ᴀ͖͍͜ᴅ̼͓̻ ɪ̫͇ꜱ̡̠̠ ɢ͓̝͎ᴇ̦͕ᴛ̻̻͚ᴛ͇̦͚ɪ͚̺ɴ̘̟͙ɢ̦͚͔ ɢ̦͇̘ᴀ͇͚͕ɴ̡̡ɢ͎̝̠ʙ͎͖̠ᴀ̻͍͜ɴ̠̻̫ɢ̫͙͖ᴇ̼͔̟ᴅ͎̠̼ ʙ͓͕ʏ̺̝͚ ᴅ̟͓̙ᴇ̢̠ᴍ̙̦̺ᴏ̦̪̻ɴ͓̺͉ꜱ͍̝̘ ɪ̝͉ɴ͓̝̙ ʜ̝̞ᴇ̫͎̻ʟ̠̦͇ʟ̙͚̫ ʙ͓͎͎ᴇ̡͎̦ᴄ̝͉͉ᴀ̻̞͓ᴜ̡͙̺ꜱ̘͚͕ᴇ̟̺̪ ᴍ̝̦͓ʏ̼̻ ᴄ̫̠̝ᴏ̙̠͜ɴ̡̝̟ᴛ̡̞̦ᴇ̝͚͇ɴ̪̞̙ᴛ̘̠̻ ɪ̺͙̺ꜱ͚̪͕ ʙ̢̻͉ᴇ̺͔͉ᴛ͖̼͙ᴛ͉̠͇ᴇ̻͖͙ʀ̙̺̫!̘̟͜!͇̪ ᴄ͎̝̻ʜ̢̪͕ᴇ̞͉̟ᴄ̡̪̘ᴋ͓̪ ɪ̞̼͍ᴛ̪̘͚ ᴏ̡͖̝ᴜ͎̘͍ᴛ̢͔̼!͎͓̘!͔͉*

[@count-countess8464]

ok remember guys dont respond to the bots report them. also i agree Sean is amazing

[@Mr.Djagent6060]

how many subs can I get from this comment? Current: 1.99K.

[@tuel7664]

Yeah! The older I get It feels like I'm just hanging with an old friend.

[@izwanjamani5141]

@@tuel7664 i still remember how shy he was during his old videos and then how energetic he became the more comfortable he got after so many videos, man time flies

[@LHyoutube]

8:53 - How fricking massive is Dale's smartwatch?! That thing would work as a weapon on its own! 😂

[@senseispud2197]

On another note, I really like this new setup where Jack is standing and has a mic. It brings something really new and fresh to reactions and obviously plays off of stand up comedy.

[@I_am_worm]

Cringe comedy lol

[@I_am_worm]

@Beast v2🔥 How dare

[@chancematters]

Agreed. It lets him pace his energy out and it’s easier to get that full physical humor, get that energy up

[@kareemelabkary7611]

Also, the "Top of the morning" logo behind him kinda looks like what a stand-up comedy stage would put in the background

[@kareemelabkary7611]

@@I_am_worm it's a bot, don't even bother

[@BikinibottomSeaweed]

“The hand is not ment to hold anything very well” is my favourite quote of the week :D

[@fallencloud2946]

The statement was kind of stupid but if someone grabs you, the weakest part of the grip is the thumb. So it makes sense to make movements to escape by challenging the thumb instead of the opposing other 4 fingers. But one definetly needs proper training for such situations. Video clips like these can fool people to feel like they know their way around self defence... That abduction prevention video was horrible...

[@ourochroma]

To be fair. Tentacles are better for grabbing… but hands are better for using tools (but we all know that’s not what Dale was referring to)

[@IceBrys]

The "being followed" advice is actually pretty solid. The 3 left turns are a bit unnecessary but calling the cops is the best option if you suspect you're being followed. Heading towards the nearest police station just gets help to you sooner

[@TheFeather47]

I had some creep guy follow my daughter and I from a park and we did this...3 left turns....we lost him on the second turn but we drove a different way home as well.

[@elijahsherwood4678]

The turns is to confirm that the person is following you

[@mangothebirb3100]

A better way to confirm someone is following you would be doing 4 turns making a full circle

[@Faethehippie15_]

yeah but if you cant, my mum told me to dont actually head home. if theres a neighboorhood near by turn in there and park in someones driveway, turn off your lights and car. and usually this will get them either lost or confused. if theyre waiting nearby then yes call the cops.

[@Anino_Makata]

@@Faethehippie15_ That right there, that is smart.

[@silverwolf7773]

Honestly the blues tabby one (I forgot what it’s called) is actually used in some martial arts for attacking pressure points and the one where he just pulls his arm from buff man actually works because he is pulling upwards against the thumbs which are the weakest parts of the attackers grip. He did word these both VERY incorrectly but these two actually had some truth. Edit: Also some of the leverage ones work but there are still much much better ways to go about it.

[@riyogirl93]

Actually, the one about driving three rights and three lefts it actually works. I've had to do it twice, once in the states and once overseas. If someone is following you NEVER go home. They'll know where you live and if you're a target for whatever they have planned then it makes you a sitting duck. Always drive to a police station or in my case I drove straight to the military base I lived on and told the gate guards. Both followers fucked off and turned around. It does seem silly I'll agree to that, but it can really help ward off horrible people. And calling 911 on the way is useful because they can either have a cop meet you or have someone waiting for you to arrive, plus since they record its good evidence in case something DOES happen before you can get to safety. Stay safe everyone!!

[@eternalfable8975]

I was going to say something like this. It's not something I haven't heard before.

[@leslie2149]

I used to work a job in the evening (3:30pm-11:30pm) and I was always aware of other cars behind me. If I thought a car had been behind me for too long I'd go past my house, around the block, anything but home. Only once in all the years I worked that job did I feel I was actually being followed. Most just went their own way or even pulled into a driveway themselves a little further down the road. You can feel a little silly, but I'd rather be a little paranoid than a lot dead.

[@Faethehippie15_]

this is good advice for more highly populated areas/cities. If you live in the country or a really small town with nothing but farm land this advice isnt that useful

[@mollyh2629]

I've had situations like that as well but then other times I'm going someplace and someone ahead of me thinks I'm following them when I was only going to the same place. For example Walmart to Homedepot, I was behind this guy the through a turn , two lights, and the final two turns to the Walmart. He did a weird circle move and left glaring me down like I was going to do something. Good on him for taking safety but again it was coincidence in that matter with me wanting to go to the same place. I feel bad that I scare them unintentionally.

[@N7-Soldier]

10:00 Technically the hand really isn't meant to hold things very well, it is meant to grab things and manipulate larger objects, but when it comes holding something tight, all the fingers apply their vectors on different directions and disrupt each other, making the final vector much weaker, specially if we're talking about round objects

[@Murrytmds]

Yep. The hand does a lot of things that are super useful but it doesn't do everything as good as it could.

[@striife8035]

so it holds things…

[@fritzcolburn]

I think "retain" rather than "hold" would be a better choice of words. The thumb and nerves around it are the weak point, which is the grain of truth in these multi-grain loaves of bullshit that channel is handing out.

[@VincentBourbeau]

Yep, but ther is a weak point...

[@midnightwolf6411]

I beg a differ, try having a military man grab on you or anything for that matter. they grip hard and also someone that has nerve damage from the hands to the shoulders has a tight grip as well

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Jack: “I really hope a child doesn’t know what a gun is.” Nerf: “Too late!”

[@lexiek.5928]

In 2023!? Oh well uhh theres hospital shootings now….yea…kids know what guns are. Were all ducked

[@mikeyaftony2464]

Elmer Fudd since 1940: "Too late!"

[@bbgunproductions1451]

That one thing was just to see if you're really being followed by a car. I love that he gave actual advice and said "pull into the nearest police station" instead of "jump out of the car and push his thumb because the hand isn't made to hold things well"

[@RedWolfRun]

Jack sees someone shoot another: “You just murdered him!” Also Jack: “STAB HIM! I WANT TO SEE YOU STAB HIM!!” 🤣😂🤣

[@champloo9058]

"The only thing worse than getting shot, is getting shot again." How did he say this with a straight face?🤣

[@leonrussell9607]

Hes not wrong

[@anonymous5810]

"The only thing worse than dying, is dying again." Dale, Detroit Urban Survival Training

[@stephenviterbo1351]

if you get shot in one place that's not immediately lethal, and you're hopped up on adrenaline, getting the gun out of your attacker's control is a lot better than letting them keep it and finish you off.

[@xxnewbiexx9633]

i love that he used the hand-held microphone. He could walk anywhere in the room without worying that we wont hear him.

[@Lovemovies2]

I recognized that type of mic. those are very good at loud vocals like singing and the like(depending on the model has 2 channel with separate volume control if you are using a multichannel mixer)

[@snerdabee]

I mean we can here Jack even without a mic. Lol

[@xxnewbiexx9633]

@@snerdabee that's true. I can hear his scream even without the audio(・∀・)

[@darkwolfcorvette]

Sean calling a stabby thing a "death buttplug" lives in my head rent free as a highlight of funniest home videos

[@ChasetheArts2410]

I took actual self defense courses a few years back and the women who gave the course actually taught us how to break bones if we had to. Like I know how to break someone's nose if need be. At the end of the course we had to break a wooden plank with just our bear hand. Needless to say I did. After watching these videos all I can think of is "Damn, this man can't teach shit. All I could defend myself against is a pillow or a toddler!"

[@Baount]

Well , breaking a wooden plank is just to boost your head , breaking a plank dont take much force if you hold it right , if you want a good self defence training I would say go train Krav Maga

[@kamikazeeeeee103]

yep you're correct, i used to go to taekwondo classes and breaking planks is something even a toddler could do.. it just looks hard

[@miamislice3280]

Breaking someone's nose isnt an example of breaking a bone, its cartilage, but Ill take your word for it.

[@camerondennis8386]

Yeah I took Taekwondoe when I was like 7 or 8 and they had everyone break boards all the time, it was just to make the kids feel cool

[@bluebeetle9044]

You have bear hands??

[@PapaPasta-k6i]

10:23 I would just like to say that this is actually valid self defence for getting out of a grab. Of course with harder grips which you know most attackers would have it’s not the best choice but it does work like that because your grip is weakest at the thumb so twisting your wrist around their thumb will actually result in you getting free and the 2 hand one is also valid as your again pulling away for the thumbs

[@Hellraiser988]

@Reddeath most of them can be if applied properly a lot of these you are using gravity and physics as leverage

[@snail337]

Yep I have actually tried this

[@whitefang2312]

Yep I learned that at a martial arts school

[@OGMsAxiomatic]

Yep. The only crap thing is that if you're small, your best bet is to not fight back because there is most likely no way to do these without getting yourself killed. 😬

[@senakuma9985]

Some of them actually make biological sense but before I can even get to try those I would be given 0.5 percent of trying an 0.01 percent chance of living

[@megsmith6758]

The “mine” bit with the child abduction video made him sound like a pigeon and I laughed too hard

[@Callum-oo3nl]

12:52 He sacrificed his future bloodline for a video. 💀

[@Ultima72]

Is jack becoming a stand up comedian? Just the way he's holding that mic.

[@ello_youtube]

I hope he does, he’d be super good at it

[@creatureofthesomethingorot9568]

Well I mean. He is standing

[@sweetpea2604]

The way he’s holding the mic and walking around his room give me so much John Mulaney vibes

[@genuphobia1029]

Dale: The hand is not meant to hold things very well Evolution: Damn I must’ve forgot to save my progress

[@miamislice3280]

Legit, like how the fuck would a caveman get away with tackling and killing a moose or stabbing a lion to death if hands dont hold well? People will literally say anything to sell something, fuck history, I guess.

[@Rxnin_Kagemxri]

LOL FACTS.

[@grodygibsonlcd8038]

Nope, sorry. Dale negates that logic. Reality around him bends to his will. He actually has video game stats. All humans, specifically their grip strength, are 50% weaker when up against Dale himself. But if you're a fighting expert, suddenly *he's* 50% weaker. And if you're good that's 100% odds, so uh..

[@sarahstilllost]

I hope to be like Sean someday. Walking around his office talking to himself holding a mic and pretending he's on stage

[@Kyle_Reese]

Well... The thing is, he's now talking and holding a microphone on a WHOLE audience

[@skythe_cutesealeverett9273]

Someday? This is me every day. lol

[@ello_youtube]

Honestly same lol

[@snaping146]

Hairbrush works too :P

[@MichaelBreath7]

I just noticed dales patches on his outfit are just crappy paper cutouts glued to some jacket

[@X-SPONGED]

3:15 Dale : "As soon as he saw my hand move, he is going to shoot" Also Dale : "So want you want to do is move your hand to the barrel-"

[@theinternetlawyer7126]

Jack: you went from being a victim shitting his pants to going to jail for killing someone, I mean self defence and all that, I get it The swedish law system: well I do not

[@BoxOKittens]

The US law system: I understand completely

[@tyresejeffers7857]

@@BoxOKittens it's more like "I understand so much that I'll ignore it"

[@wardenflanders7837]

@@BoxOKittens it's so common to be arrested for self defense in the US.

[@BoxOKittens]

@@wardenflanders7837 yeah I know, that was the joke lol

[@wardenflanders7837]

@@BoxOKittens A'ight.

[@daltionsmith850]

I definitely needed a laugh today, as im about to bring my sick dog into the vets, thanks Jack, your giddy laughter helps a lot

[@IncrediBelleJessi]

Hoping for the best for your doggy 🐕

[@Zoeica]

I hope your dog feels better

[@emiwolvesbane2523]

Hope you pup gets better!

[@Midiioffline]

Bro there’s someone with the same comment 0-0

[@Grady1285]

Damn the bots are everywhere, hope your dog gets better though

[@old_timey_prospector]

I feel like we don't see Sean get angry very often, but when it happens it's glorious.

[@Liam-pq6lb]

My only problem with Dale, cuz he seems like a nice enough guy, is that he makes these videos without really disclosing like in Charlie’s video that these techniques will never work 100% of the time, and they are very situation-specific, and also your average non-combat trained person would probably be more likely to get themselves shot trying this than help themselves in any way 😅 bottom line, if someone comes up to you with a gun demanding your phone and wallet, just give it to them, cancel your credit cards order new ones get a new phone instead of getting shot😅

[@Solo_Dohlo]

Good point. That's how it is for any techniques within martial arts. They are dependent on the situation and you raise your chances of success through practice, but even that doesn't guarantee you will escape unharmed or that you will even overpower your enemy especially in a situation involving a firearm. Does that make martial arts useless? Of course not, because it's better to have training than no training at all. If you have even a slight chance to survive; it's better to take it than do nothing at all.

[@pinkysparkle3647]

If I'm in that situation.... I would rather give my wallet than my phone, don't you even think about taking my phone! >:0 I would rather died than taking my phone away from me forever ✨ù^ú👌🏻

[@archcampbell8487]

Say ‘aw shit sorry man left my wallet and phone at home Thanks for reminding me though’ boom no phone or wallet stolen

[@tallasianchick]

@@stainhilt HARM REDUCTION!

[@archcampbell8487]

@@fvcklunacy Tell them I have no pockets and cover them with my shirt or jumper

[@Wolta]

Watching this after watching Charlie's video where he's trying out the scenarios with Dale, makes the situations a little bit more reasonable. Although as a skinny stick, I couldn't pull any of those off.

[@mrtodoo]

SKELETON GANG

[@conormurphy4328]

Nobody without a lot of practice could pull off any of those and even then it’s very sketchy if it would actually work in an irl scenario. The video dale did with Charlie was just damage control by only showing the self defence stuff that actually could work and it only worked because dale was the one doing it.

[@Mr.Djagent6060]

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[@TANKCHANCHAN]

Yeah, gotta admit, i would much prefer if Jack also showed, or at least watched that video with Charlie and Dale, cause he's making the exact same arguments that Charlie had been making.

[@jonathangoodwin5609]

Yeah, its stuff that the every day person wouldnt be able to use.

[@Hubbada]

9:41 “The hand is not meant to hold anything very well.” Me holding a tablet : *Tablet slips and falls right out of my hands*

[@aaflame]

Same

[@noramowrey738]

"the hand isn't ment to hold stuff very well", someone has clearly never had a baby grab onto their hair with an iron-vice grip.

[@danshep7794]

These videos have gotten me through every as I was diagnosed with stage 4b cancer at age 13 and now at 15 they don’t except me to make it to the end on 2022 so thanks Sean for all the joy u have given me over the years

[@Anxietyqueen528.]

What’s funny is I could see Sean walking around in everyday life saying “THE HAND IS NOT MEANT TO HOLD THINGS..VERY WELL.” with no context for the people around him. Lmao.

[@MynicknameisViolet]

He holds things with an upwards claw hand

[@Remls]

"Firmly grasp it!"

[@Anxietyqueen528.]

What has two hands and a face..Yet can’t hold anything?…Well, usually I would say a clock, but Dale The Defenseman says it’s…ME.

[@Jigglyboyz]

I can’t explain how funny it is to Immagine Sean walking around his office doing that stand up/telecaster bit talking to himself 😂😂

[@Mr_Original]

I was imagining myself in his spot as he was doing his intro, felt weird. A pleasant type of weird.

[@shadowind0796]

Jack: If the guy's got a gun I'm not going to just grab the barrel!! Dale: By putting your hand over the barrel you can prevent the gun from firing.

[@DJTagz09]

It's still hilarious to me how he literally shows he's not faster than the gun, and then proceeds to demonstrate how to stop the gun by being faster! 😂🤣😂

[@happyjohn354]

What most people dont seem to understand for self defence is that the majority of it is recognising the threat before hand and either 1. getting away from the situation or 2. failing that getting the drop on the guy before they get the opportunity to do anything... Being aware of your surroundings at all times aka being "situationally aware" is the best self defence tool you can have.

[@246kisses]

I was also thinking of the element of surprise, the attacker most likely won’t expect you do that

[@DieFluchendeHexe]

@@246kisses Exactly.

[@DieFluchendeHexe]

The aim is NOT to be faster than the gun, but to catch the gun wielder unaware. If I throw my hands in the air, the man with the gun may shoot me, because "WTF is she doing?!". If I quickly grab the slider without him noticing, and push it away, he more than likely WILL still fire, but will end up shooting the wall behind me. Giving me a moment to pull or kick the gun away and escape the situation.

[@DJTagz09]

@@DieFluchendeHexe And you're really gonna bet your life on that? That the gunman won't maybe step back in surprised leaving you still open to be shot, or just shoot the second he sees sudden movements? Nevermind the point I was making about his contradiction, no human is gonna be faster than the trigger pull of a gun, which takes extremely little effort on the part of the gunman. You're literally betting your reflexes against the highly tuned mechanics of a trigger.

[@Drarack]

I didn't expect Sean to still have such an elevated heart rate while recording after all these years of consistent youtubing

[@joecrouse2503]

I think that was edited in rather than us actually hearing his heart

[@andrijamitic3434]

You know that someone is going to make a 10 hour long loop of Sean's heartbeat and call it the ultimate soothing ASMR

[@unseasoned.drawings]

@Instagram User wtf

[@las3413]

@@unseasoned.drawings don't respond to bots, the algorithm is less likely to delete them if you interact with them

[@unseasoned.drawings]

@@las3413 understandable

[@dudemakememes878]

I know you're not going to read this but Thank you Jack. I am not feeling well and i feel my mental health is declining, seeing you bounce around give me laugh makes me happy, you bought me happiness every time i feel down i watch funniest home videos and i hope most people do too

[@ogregod3225]

This was a real funny video! Love watching your content, Jack! One thing I will say though is that you should watch Charlie’s video training with Dale. In it Dale admits that if a criminal has distance with a firearm you will just get shot trying to do anything. He also shows a lot of the criticized techniques and how you’re actually supposed to do them. He did the “uno reverse” gun thing on Charlie and all of them too and it really does work. Same for the pulling the slide back trick. He also admits that his techniques don’t guarantee that you’ll 100% survive when doing them, he says they just “Increase the chance of survival.” And he clarifies that his techniques are only for when your life is 100% in danger and the attacker intends to kill you rather than steal any material items from you. Still enjoyed the clowning on him in your video though lmao 😂

[@Sir_Slimbread]

Yeah, clowning on Dale is always funny, because the advice looks like it wouldn't actually work, but when you're an absolute unit like Dale it actually works a decent amount of the time.

[@caesarin0]

@@Sir_Slimbread Though, I feel like if being an absolute unit is a requirement, then that's a pretty good sign it isn't great advice

[@Sir_Slimbread]

@@caesarin0 I mean if you're going to die anyways you might as well try it.

[@mysticdragonyee7931]

69 likes

[@wednesday4620]

Even though Dale's self defence videos might be wacky he's a pretty wholesome dude.

[@Волшебник-л7ж]

*ʟ̢̺ᴍ̢͉͖ᴀ͖͇̙ᴏ̢͎͙ ᴊ̪͜͜ᴀ̙͇̪ᴄ͙̺̟ᴋ̡̡̙ᴄ̞̪͜ᴇ̢̡͉ᴘ̼̼̟ᴛ͚̼͜ɪ̡͉͜ᴄ̢̠͎ʏ̘͙̘ᴇ̢̢̘'͕̻͉ꜱ͕͎̺ ᴅ͔͇̠ᴀ͖͍͜ᴅ̼͓̻ ɪ̫͇ꜱ̡̠̠ ɢ͓̝͎ᴇ̦͕ᴛ̻̻͚ᴛ͇̦͚ɪ͚̺ɴ̘̟͙ɢ̦͚͔ ɢ̦͇̘ᴀ͇͚͕ɴ̡̡ɢ͎̝̠ʙ͎͖̠ᴀ̻͍͜ɴ̠̻̫ɢ̫͙͖ᴇ̼͔̟ᴅ͎̠̼ ʙ͓͕ʏ̺̝͚ ᴅ̟͓̙ᴇ̢̠ᴍ̙̦̺ᴏ̦̪̻ɴ͓̺͉ꜱ͍̝̘ ɪ̝͉ɴ͓̝̙ ʜ̝̞ᴇ̫͎̻ʟ̠̦͇ʟ̙͚̫ ʙ͓͎͎ᴇ̡͎̦ᴄ̝͉͉ᴀ̻̞͓ᴜ̡͙̺ꜱ̘͚͕ᴇ̟̺̪ ᴍ̝̦͓ʏ̼̻ ᴄ̫̠̝ᴏ̙̠͜ɴ̡̝̟ᴛ̡̞̦ᴇ̝͚͇ɴ̪̞̙ᴛ̘̠̻ ɪ̺͙̺ꜱ͚̪͕ ʙ̢̻͉ᴇ̺͔͉ᴛ͖̼͙ᴛ͉̠͇ᴇ̻͖͙ʀ̙̺̫!̘̟͜!͇̪ ᴄ͎̝̻ʜ̢̪͕ᴇ̞͉̟ᴄ̡̪̘ᴋ͓̪ ɪ̞̼͍ᴛ̪̘͚ ᴏ̡͖̝ᴜ͎̘͍ᴛ̢͔̼!͎͓̘!͔͉*

[@zoepapakanellou2992]

@@Волшебник-л7ж Listen pal no one's gonna check your channel out if you advertize it like that and no one's also gonna give a shit about it

[@ishipmypants1794]

@YeaMan please

[@Mr.Djagent6060]

how many subs can I get from this comment? Current: 1.99K

[@conormurphy4328]

Snake oil salesmen usually know how to make people like them. It’s how they make a living

[@bearrock13]

To be fair to Dale, some of these things are real things taught in self-defense/karate classes (like the thumb is a weak joint and can be used to break out of someone's grip). It's just not explained well and it makes these techniques look so easy compared to what would happen in real life

[@TheRealSephiroth]

I know im over a year late but theres also other things to consider. Not all guns have the same amount of power required to pull a trigger some require more force than others. We also have to consider 4 possibilities of the attacker. 1. Has he done this before enough times with no resistance and hes overconfident that you wont do anything and get the drop on them? This is the most likely cuz most criminals get the false notion on a daily basis that youll always comply and probably let their guard down thus a reason we got so many D.U.S.T techniques. 2. Is he new to the field and will likely hesitate to act when you do? Which this one is also common thus why we have a lot of D.U.S.T techniques cuz officers got lucky with this and the first one. 3. Is it really going to matter are they going to shoot you anyway thus his emotional situation doesnt matter in this case youre pretty much dead it wont matter what you do. 90% chance death rate in this case. 4. Or he a mix of 1 and 3 and is actually smart and can perform under stress if you do act? This is the true pro that knows better which we strangely dont hear much about. All things considered you got id say a 66% chance (guessing high) of survival if you act due to how common the first 2 criminals are. All the techniques used were actually used at one point but the point to take away is *THEY WERE LUCKY*

[@Elder06]

Tysm jack for being the best yter in the world u make me so happy tysm for being here❤☺

[@doveheart13]

"The hand not meant to hold things" is actually accurate! Our hands are strong, but the thumb is weaker than ya think. I took a self defense class years ago, and one of the biggest things they taught us is that if you push against the thumb, the rest of the hand let's go. It's actually pretty cool to witness

[@msfeistybabe]

I guess they didn't have anyone in there with double jointed thumbs that can bend all the way back to touch their wrist?

[@doveheart13]

@@msfeistybabe funny thing is my thumb is actually double jointed, so pushing against it doesn't work

[@amandap4402]

Pushing against the thumb can be a good one, but also bending the middle finger back as fast and as forceful as possible can also work, but obviously really depends on the situation/ how you’re being grabbed on to

[@MichaelS537]

With the exception of double jointed individuals the thumb has very limited range of motion so is thus easily broken when twisted the right way.

[@grodygibsonlcd8038]

You're blatantly wrong, but also not wrong at all at the same time. Hand not meant to hold thing. *Meanwhile, thousands of years of evolution and craftsmanship in the making* Hand: "Without me, you would be nothing. What? You think fuckin' tentacles would get you this far bucko?" Probably.. Grip breaking is definitely real though. Just. Not in the way dale represents. Not quite. Pressure points and hyperextension techniques kind of negates the whole "Hand not meaning to am grab" thing.

[@ItsMeFPS]

This guy was exposed so hard it was so funny. Someone went onto his safety course and he tried his tactics on them, e.g grabbing the gun and attempting to reverse it, the guy stepped back and unloaded the clip of bbs into Dale. So whilst these are proper tactics, don’t do it Dales way they will most likely make you end up in critical condition in the ER

[@BloodyWolf-gu5be]

Or dead

[@tobby033]

well it was a clip of later on, he had done so before in the same session and failed, plus unlike a robber who is more focused on the money or valuables, this guy went in with the sole intent of proving Dale wrong, if you already know about the attempt it is so much easier to avoid, but realistcally the criminal wouldn't see it coming. plus it is for life or death scenarios, not when someone is robbing you of your credit card, it is supposed to increase likelyhood of survival when the one with the gun seems to intend to harm you or others, not to save your wallet

[@silox100]

@@tobby033 Shut up Dale, we know it's you.

[@bigginaf]

@@tobby033 It doesn't matter if the criminal sees it coming or not. You're right about one thing, a criminal's focus is on getting your valuables. The part you forgot is that a criminal will do whatever is necessary to get those valuables. They don't care if they hurt someone. Dale will get someone killed from these videos. Maybe someone has already been hurt because they watched this Detroit survival garbage, it wouldn't surprise me.

[@Rose-ew7bv]

@@tobby033 right, so if the criminal has the intent of harming you he is entirely focused on shooting you, just like the guy who shot dale. So it doesnt work lmao

[@MehrdadParthian]

"straight fax, no printer" that reference is too boomer for sean's audience. lol

[@ieatplastic1756]

And yet somehow I got it😂

[@Drake_borne1426]

Thank you jack you’ve Helped so many just by posting

[@GGHeyop]

Jack : “ thank you everyone for coming out her today!” The monitors: “☺️” The keyboard “😌” The webcam: “😳”

[@boom970]

He ring the bell He has coffee to sell But most importantly, The hand cannot hold things very well

[@lewisbeer6156]

It's snowing on Mt Fuji

[@nocturne1879]

@@lewisbeer6156 Okay.

[@lewisbeer6156]

@@nocturne1879 if I'm honest I don't know either

[@nocturne1879]

@@lewisbeer6156 Big brain. You have moments like I do.

[@boom970]

@@lewisbeer6156 words of wisdom made me cry

[@chronosoul1837]

I recommend watching Charlie & Dale's collab video on this. It was a pretty cool video, showing the internet how well some of this stuff is legit & can work for someone that is trained, but not for the normal-everyday person.

[@JimmyHey]

I think if Jack watched the "I met Dale" and the "I Trained With Dale Detroit Urban Survival Training" videos from Charlie prior to him making this video it probably wouldn't have been made.

[@TeenPerspektiva]

@@JimmyHey I agree. However, he probably just read a few popular comments making fun of it and asking him to react to it so he just went in with a mindset of "this is all bullshit" and had already decided he wasnt going to consider anything else. Just a little disappointing since he is usually pretty open minded and reasonable.

[@subterfugue]

Big agree with this one!

[@JimmyHey]

@@TeenPerspektiva Yea, I agree. For some reason this felt more like a dogpiling onto someone who's already caught a lot of people clowning on him. Dale's not a bad guy, but I also know Jack doesn't mean any harm. It just comes off really aggressive in this one and I can't really put my finger on why it does.

[@thehemohscinproject]

The more I look back at these "self defense" videos the more I get confused as to why he doesn't include just using a firearm in self defense. Like I get that the most dangerous areas in the US are places that citizens don't have easy access guns, since that's where all the crime goes, but you're not going to beat a gun without a gun. "If I was in a situation where I was pinned to a wall with a gun I would just die" Or you could reach for your own firearm as soon as someone agressively/maliciously approaches you. Usually criminals are dumb (or smart) enough to just back off.

[@cormacgorman458]

I love how it transitions so fast from "you don't want to hurt them " to "smashing their skull and stomping their throat" .🤣🤣🤣

[@chuffs5286]

I've seen these videos so many times but seeing jack react to them is a whole new experience, he's just so funny 😭

[@JT_Lich]

Honestly, the method of getting out of the grip is standard self-defense. You twist towards the thumb, because compared to the other four fingers, there's less force being applied in that area of the grip. The rest of these are absolutely ridiculous, but that specific video did have a bit of actual self-defense in it.

[@SaraRyderN7]

With the choking one? Couldn't you just kick or knee your attacker between the legs?

[@ХейтерТрендов]

ʟ̢̺ᴍ̢͉͖ᴀ͖͇̙ᴏ̢͎͙ ᴊ̪͜͜ᴀ̙͇̪ᴄ͙̺̟ᴋ̡̡̙ᴄ̞̪͜ᴇ̢̡͉ᴘ̼̼̟ᴛ͚̼͜ɪ̡͉͜ᴄ̢̠͎ʏ̘͙̘ᴇ̢̢̘'͕̻͉ꜱ͕͎̺ ᴅ͔͇̠ᴀ͖͍͜ᴅ̼͓̻ ɪ̫͇ꜱ̡̠̠ ɢ͓̝͎ᴇ̦͕ᴛ̻̻͚ᴛ͇̦͚ɪ͚̺ɴ̘̟͙ɢ̦͚͔ ɢ̦͇̘ᴀ͇͚͕ɴ̡̡ɢ͎̝̠ʙ͎͖̠ᴀ̻͍͜ɴ̠̻̫ɢ̫͙͖ᴇ̼͔̟ᴅ͎̠̼ ʙ͓͕ʏ̺̝͚ ᴅ̟͓̙ᴇ̢̠ᴍ̙̦̺ᴏ̦̪̻ɴ͓̺͉ꜱ͍̝̘ ɪ̝͉ɴ͓̝̙ ʜ̝̞ᴇ̫͎̻ʟ̠̦͇ʟ̙͚̫ ʙ͓͎͎ᴇ̡͎̦ᴄ̝͉͉ᴀ̻̞͓ᴜ̡͙̺ꜱ̘͚͕ᴇ̟̺̪ ᴍ̝̦͓ʏ̼̻ ᴄ̫̠̝ᴏ̙̠͜ɴ̡̝̟ᴛ̡̞̦ᴇ̝͚͇ɴ̪̞̙ᴛ̘̠̻ ɪ̺͙̺ꜱ͚̪͕ ʙ̢̻͉ᴇ̺͔͉ᴛ͖̼͙ᴛ͉̠͇ᴇ̻͖͙ʀ̙̺̫!̘̟͜!͇̪ ᴄ͎̝̻ʜ̢̪͕ᴇ̞͉̟ᴄ̡̪̘ᴋ͓̪ ɪ̞̼͍ᴛ̪̘͚ ᴏ̡͖̝ᴜ͎̘͍ᴛ̢͔̼!͎͓̘!͔͉

[@JT_Lich]

@@SaraRyderN7 I was referring to the video in which the "strong guy" was grabbing Dale's wrist, and was holding hard and not letting go

[@slick_rickgaming1102]

So only about 30% of this video is actually accurate?

[@whispery_cloud14]

@@ХейтерТрендов So you've been to hell? Also, what you said doesn't make sense. Why would people check out your content after they click on a video of Jacksepticeye's to watch and enjoy, especially after you said that about his dad? Congratulations, friend. You deserve a report.

[@huntermiller6715]

I like how Jack is so innocent not knowing how hot the barrel of a gun gets. Jack, if you see this, don't think about it