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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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[@caitlinbender5105]

Marbles looks like he walked in and shouldn't be there but feels too awkward to leave while his parents are fighting

[@ElizaSimmer]

Caitlin Bender me

[@Peachessxo]

Omg

[@suzi32]

“You’re lying!” “You’re right, I’m lying in the bath.” I died😭😭

[@cavetown]

Marbles just standing there

[@Julia-id7qq]

Hello cavetown

[@ws_chai]

oh hey king lmao

[@ThisIsAubreyLOL]

cavetown watches jj podcast? goated

[@wesmiley]

"I only live once and I act like it" is the Aries motto

[@ausommet]

OfficialFriendlyGhost i thought he said “i’ve lived once” which makes it funnier imo 😂

[@emilyczech1597]

Literally what I was thinking!!

[@jolieclark8482]

Marble is the centerpiece of that table

[@teddy2271]

Jolie Clark yeah haha i mean 14 minutes in and he's just standing there, forgetting he's alive

[@mrtopes]

Haha!!

[@ElizaSimmer]

He’s so confused 😂

[@christinawhaley7]

Marbles is an example of a hollow shape with 2 holes connected by 1 continuous tract. Marbles is a living straw.

[@Chickhll1981]

RIP Marbles- you are missed everyday

[@annabellajohnson3104]

how about a craft-cast? just like...tie dye stuff, make stuff with clay, etc.

[@kassiimichelle]

Annabella Johnson yeeeeesssssss!

[@mary-gx5cl]

ooooooh yes

[@andreaceline]

oh my god yes please

[@kyliesyasrawr124]

But that’s literally her main channel now 😂 I love you Jenna

[@Blackwaterjack]

Annabella Johnson hell yeah!

[@CDRClarisse]

"You know what Seinfeld was a spin-off of?" "No, what?" "NOTHING!!!!"

[@marissacooper3751]

Marbles is representing us as the audience as he blankly stares at Jenna and Julien debating the most ridiculous things

[@mollybowler7591]

Marissa Cooper this comment is great

[@lizzyread99]

Marbles is so undervalued he’s being used as a table decoration

[@Nadigoes2NY]

Lizzy Read can we acknowledge that he is just standing there starring in a void for the most part

[@lola123pink]

I know it’s kinda sad 😢 like common just put him down

[@narutos_ramen]

That got dark fast

[@aurorasparks1985]

What else are you supposed to do with a dead dog?

[@CopyandPaste101]

@@lola123pink oh hell no you better be joking

[@RawrMonsterKitty]

Here’s a thing I’ve noticed. Like people younger than say 25 tend to not like Seinfeld as much because, as Jenna said, Seinfeld influenced everything. The humor is in everything. But a lot of people in their 20’s and younger didn’t watch Seinfeld first, they watched the other stuff around the late 90’s to 00’s so now we go back and watch Seinfeld, the jokes are stale unfortunately

[@bbekah]

ayeayealisia which really sucks I'm 18 and I grew up watching Seinfeld nearly every night. I see other shows as a childish ripoff

[@KronksLever]

The seinfield characters aren't likeable is why i don't watch it. I need atleast one character i would like in real life.

[@oldzombiekilla]

I agree, Im 33. I grew up with Seinfield. I am not a fan at all. Now, don't get me wrong, there have been funny moments in the show, but it is not a show I would ever want to see again. (Also I have never seen the Office so I cant weigh in there)

[@TheDukiegirl]

ayeayealisia I’m 20 and I HATE the office. The humor is dry and boring. Grew up watching Seinfeld and I genuinely feel that’s so much funnier, and it’s a classic funny. Not the dry crap that won’t be funny anymore in like 15 years. Like Jenna said, it influenced everything. It was its own staple show. Without it, there would be very few comedies at the caliber they are. The same cannot be said about the office.

[@chrism45]

I loved seinfeld and watched it last year. I tried the office but it looks like the first episodes aren't good because I couldn't get through them.

[@Emily-fd5gt]

But Jenna!! How would we have gotten your priceless thoughts from a bath wisdom if you were in a shower??😂 😂

[@emilyczech1597]

Omg I was just thinking that!!

[@GabbyandShikamaru]

I can’t even concentrate on the superior arguments happening because of the lack of attention being given to Marbles

[@rachelsage1672]

I stopped watching Jenna and Julien to watch Jenna and Julien

[@LaurelRothamel]

Rachel Sage wait same.

[@alicemacarthur]

you bring both honour and dishonour onto this family.

[@Pattypink13]

literally me.

[@chick-fil-a4290]

Literally same

[@torilee6677]

Hope you guys finished watching Jenna and Julien after you were done watching Jenna and Julien

[@ericashello1086]

His segways are TOO FUCKING FUNNY. also i love how the two of them can debate about dumb things or even really serious topics peacefully and genuinely appreciate the other persons point of view even if they disagree, but just be respectful to each other. Its refreshing lol

[@matt123456789ten]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact marble is just standing on the table for like 15 mins...

[@meganpalmer6945]

idk why marbles standing on the table looking lost has got me laughing so much

[@dillonwallin351]

i’m 15 minutes in and marbles has STOOD for most of the time just questioning his existence

[@UnSubGimposaurus]

Dillon Wallin He's overseeing his kingdom.

[@lotus9164]

Hahahahaha yessss!

[@znbrtn]

Marbles has to focus at all times on his own existence or he will realize he has died and vanish in a puff of logic.

[@user-uc6lp7ig1c]

Marbles lovingly and intently watching Julien do The Office song really did something for my heart today

[@beccaran]

A straw has 2 holes like a t-shirt has 4 holes (two arm holes, head hole and bottom). The 2 holes of the straw are connected like the 4 holes of a t-shirt are all connected. But it would sound ridiculous to say that a t-shirt has only one hole!

[@DarkChild9395]

Cassy Pony yes!! If there was a hold in the side of the straw that’s a third hole, not still one hole! And you could have a malformed straw and have only one hole in one end and the other end is closed. Then there is still a hole so it couldn’t have just been one, it’s definitely two holes.

[@vasaus]

DarkChild9395 its all one hole what you are describing as a hole is a pit

[@morganstace]

A pit is another word for hole...

[@cosmodewit]

So when you punch a hole through a piece of paper, you're really punching 2 holes? Trippy.

[@aurorasparks1985]

I wish they debated over Jenna having a cat

[@cathy2142]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[@jonathannunezg]

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED!!! Lol

[@katefreeman7641]

petition for jenna to get a cat

[@topiaryan-jones4600]

Aurora Sparks Yes! I wish they’d do an entire episode on this. 😂

[@LostEveryMarble]

Hahaha Jenna walks out in under a minute

[@harrison_jay]

couldn’t any hole with more than one exit be considered a tunnel and not a hole?

[@salemkittie]

I love Kermit but that licking sound is revolting. It infuriates me with how nasty it is. Kermit is a good boy!! I know he's giving sweet kisses!! I just loathe that sound.

[@aubreydink6350]

Kittie Peters it actually makes me so angry o hate it so much i wanna vomit and throw things like nonono MAKE IT STOP

[@NancyRamirez-zh8ol]

Yes it’s gross 💀blehhh

[@desireer6915]

Lmao 🤣 your comment made me smile

[@CaloobianMongoose]

Highlight of my week is hearing that familiar... *"DINK DINK!!"* Don't mess with my *"DINK DINK!!"* Juuuulliiieeennnnnnuuuhhh!!!

[@Dane-ro5hm]

SAME!!!

[@ollys1188]

Hey we have the same family name (Twombly)

[@KronksLever]

Olivia Spotswoood no, you are from clan Spotswoood.

[@CaloobianMongoose]

Olivia Spotswoood That's awesome! I never meet other Twombly's! We're a rare breed 😜😜

[@avapurks1898]

I don’t mean to scare you but there’s a disturbed looking meerkat on your table

[@TheLaceylou92]

"BLT is a thicc bitch!" Lol Julien!

[@zaraashsmith]

Honestly, no one in the UK knows what Sienfeld is???? I had to scroll the comments to see how to spell it. But the office is ICONIC. Fact: 1 in 3 memes come from the office.

[@katelynsmith3280]

Zara and you still ended up spelling seinfeld wrong😂 but yeah i like the office more than seinfeld, the office freakin slaps

[@InSannnety]

I am currently dying all alone in my bed of an infected wisdom tooth and having the most miserable time ever, and I can’t even explain to you how much Julian singing the office intro has just cheered me up. I fucking love you guys.

[@danytarg]

Sanne V feel better!!!! that pain is the worst... at least you know that as time goes on you heal more and more!! sending you good healing vibes ♥️♥️

[@InSannnety]

Thank you! xx

[@samara.morgan]

Sanne V Don't laugh too much, it will propably make you suffer more ;) I hope you'll get better soon :)

[@emmad9415]

Sanne V oh my god- me too!! Got a referral for a wisdom tooth extraction today 🙈 dreading it... but looking forward to not having to deal with the pain! Get well soon tooth buddy!

[@InSannnety]

Good luck Emma, it'll be over and done with before you know it! sending love xxx

[@Fergiefern]

after I heard jenna say she eats pickle and peanut butter sandwiches I thought to myself jenna has now lost all potential arguments

[@katherinescotese1700]

Brielle dude please for your own sake try a peanut butter and pickle burger. It might change your perspective they're heavenly

[@Megan417]

do you guys think you could do a motivation-cast? i’ve been through some tough times lately and your guys podcasts always cheer me up, a motivation cast would just upgrade the amount of happiness i get from a podcast 😂

[@mandijones8006]

Megan I hope you have done the thing. You is a good.

[@emilyczech1597]

What a nice idea!!

[@annacantcook]

ok but conspiracy/ghost stories etc with shane dawson would be AMAZING. You (Jenna and Julien) and Shane have some of the best thoughts and ideas and knowledge of conspiracy theories and the supernatural realm along with being two of my favorite comedian/youtubers. Would love an episode with shane where you discuss supernatural/conspiracy theories

[@lauramay5015]

Marbles hovering makes me on edge just like when someone is standing over you and won’t sit down

[@emilee2856]

“Oh honey, do you remember shapes?” LMAOO

[@gracelacroix9956]

I just noticed that Marbles is on the table... at 14:40... wow

[@Mar10la]

Mr. Marble pre-pillow upgrade: just standing there because he doesn't sit on hard surfaces 😅😂

[@TacoSax]

This is just an hour of Julien not being able to handle losing

[@exnhx4730]

I relate to Julien

[@kristio294]

And marbles just standing there looking

[@Atlantis777_]

*"oh man I'm pissed already".* 2:39 What a mood.

[@evie-janeriseley1104]

Marble literally looks so confused I love him so much 😹

[@Kat-ey2bn]

settle this by having a BASKETBALL GAME TOMORROOOWWWW!!!!!! no really its about time we all got the video of our dreams....luv ya jenna and julien

[@blackkat5605]

Do it when shan and chris are in town and make it a production

[@Kat-ey2bn]

Blackkat omg yes that'd be EVERYTHING

[@blackkat5605]

Dink fam we need to make this happen! They need to gather all their friends and have the most beautiful collab the world has seen, with waffsicle filming of course

[@Kat-ey2bn]

Blackkat YES! 👏I👏WANT👏THE👏COLLAB 👏OF👏THE👏 LIFE 👏TIME👏

[@cybertree]

LUNA THE OFFICE HANDS DOWN!!! No offense Jenna but the office made me cry (out of laughter and emotion) but Seinfeld just kind of entertained me. Both are amazing shows though.

[@bthegingerkitty4251]

Marbles just needing to be held sooooo bad.

[@kristio294]

Just me B I noticed that too

[@lupa1445]

HOLD MEEEEE

[@claires3559]

im in 15 minutes and i completely forgot he was there

[@hjayy.]

He was legit standing on that table for 15 minutes

[@haleylockhart857]

Settle the debate by having julien answer Seinfeld trivia and Jenna answer the office trivia and whoever gets the most right is the show that wins because it was iconic enough that the person arguing against it knows more about it than the other

[@duckcluck123]

This is one of the funniest podcasts yet. Please do more debate casts!

[@bagelho1e205]

i didn’t even know marble could stand

[@renellefinley129]

bagelho1e that's not funny and disrespectful

[@samig7313]

im crying

[@yellow2146]

"I live once and I act like it" -Julien Solomita

[@RaveBabyFuu]

best quote of the year so far! ♥

[@thecrunchydoober]

dog licking....DRIVES...ME...INSANEE

[@megc9815]

he’s a good boye

[@znyznyzny]

Layla Houston gtfo

[@oscart1375]

Same

[@sammierain3544]

I can't stand it. I love dogs but their licking makes me want to throw up.

[@sarahcarter4671]

Please do more of these podcasts I was laughing so hard the whole time!

[@MD-nw3is]

Let me blow your mind for a second. I’m an EMT and we define gunshot wounds by entry and exit wounds, two separate holes.

[@helen6068]

The entry part of the hole and the exit part of the hole, one hole, I am very passionate on this issue

[@Ho0ly]

That could be because we count each body of flesh as a different part. If you get shot through the body, you have a hole in your chest and a hole in your back (for example), so two holes. Yet if you pierce your earlobes, each piercing is considered a single hole. You don't count the front and the back as two separate piercings (holes). And what about slices of swiss cheese? We count each hole as one hole, we don't multiply it by front and back. Shrug. Maybe both answers are correct.

[@Juan-fw6ez]

emily the chest wound is the start of the hole and the back wound is the end of it one hole two ends

[@frankserenity]

but then wouldn't the entry and exit point make one wound which isn't stitched up until the entry and exit points are stitched?

[@helen6068]

Two ends of the same hole

[@iron343]

three words to settle this: bears, beets, battlestar galactica...

[@weresostarvingplzdonateric9190]

Irana van Oostrum that’s 4 words

[@heybitsme]

Question: Which kind of bear is best? False. Black Bear.

[@cameront586]

Irana van Oostrum yes.

[@iron343]

Lizzie Diamond naaah it's 3

[@sarahconklin]

Fact: bears ear beets.

[@beanisthebest1]

Today was my first day watching this podcast and it's srsly so what is needed today. Haven't stopped laughing for the past 3 hours

[@jaylynmolin4043]

This is the most entertaining video I’ve seen in a while

[@xxAmericanAtHeartxx]

I like how this started with Jenna just head bobbing then slowly realizing what Julien was actually doing

[@zoesoto7257]

I’m extremely offended by the bath argument, I’ll pack my bags and go sit in my bath

[@elliemae9884]

Salami Sandwich Jenna is triggered by your profile picture

[@joakuz]

Salami Sandwich 😂❤️

[@avalopez8037]

I have BV and PID right now, and this lifted my spirits so much. I miss Jenna and Julien being together so much but I’m also happy she’s taking time off and is able to focus more on her self care right now.

[@KelsInTheSaddle]

that licking noise gives me so much anxiety i was panicking

[@amandaxxcastilho]

An idea of podcast: PITCH IDEAS FOR SHARK TANK

[@MicahPlays]

Amandaxxcastilho yess

[@ginachaplinperkins4125]

PLEASE

[@amandaxxcastilho]

i hope they see the comment. i actually think it would be hilarious considering how much xp julien has in the bullshit biz

[@karlycrabb]

Marbles is just...There. What he doin

[@UnSubGimposaurus]

Karly Crabb I mean, what is he NOT doing, amirite?

[@officerk1693]

He bein a good boy

[@AbrionTV]

I honestly really want to know who likes what so LIKE FOR THE OFFICE (like my other comment for seinfeld) and we'll see who wins

[@lilvic1798]

the wii music at the end is everything ughhhh i love you guys

[@taliafore1578]

Marbles is killing me just chilling in the middle of the table. Looks like he's a referee or something

[@mayleendean518]

Why am I getting heated at the office and seinfield argument lol

[@juliapplefreak]

25:39 bUT CAN YOU DO THIS

[@fanoftoast]

omg im so glad im not the only one who thought this

[@madifreeman2364]

Just now watching this and it is by far one of the funniest podcasts y'all have ever made!

[@kelli999343654]

OMG Jenna, BUT CAN YOU DO THIS????!!!

[@carissazirbel6374]

Anna R *leans backwards into the abyss*

[@victoriaarden8304]

I thought of this too I was laughing really hard when she laid back in her chair lmao

[@secretsongbook1903]

BET SHE CAN'T *Leans back into Grand Canyon*

[@jillheitman2215]

Jenna and Julien's age difference perfectly displayed by the office vs. seinfeld argument

[@jennv2948]

Jill Heitman I'm Jenna's age and firmly on Julien's side. Love the Office. Never got the appeal of Seinfeld.

[@leahk9943]

If a straw has one hole does that mean our nose has one hole? They’re connected after all. 🤷‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Eriey3]

Leah And 26 Letters exactly! My head went to a different perspective of your same thought lol I was thinking if our mouth is a hole and so is the hole in our bum though they lead to each other they’re two separate holes lol 😂 sorry my mind is a strange place

[@leahk9943]

Eriey3 haha!!! When I first started reading your comment I was like WHICH HOLES SHE TALKING ABOUT??!! Ha!

[@Haruta18]

Fuckin blew my mind just now.

[@leahk9943]

it's time to hajima 😆👏🏻👏🏻

[@mightiaddpodcast32]

Sounds right to me

[@patrickfletcher6377]

I love the new intro! Hope to hear it next week!

[@LostEveryMarble]

Marbles is tired of hearing comments about his death... stands front and center to prove everyone wrong

[@kristawilks6840]

Lauren Vest not only that he’s just showing us his ass.

[@aielle84]

Personally I think The Office is my favorite of the two BUT to add to Jenna’s talking points Seinfeld DID create an entirely new and actually celebrated holiday - Festivus. Additionally it didn’t lose one main cast member during its 9 year run AND ended slotted as a top show during its time. The Office lost a main character (or two of you count Kelly’s character) during its 10 year run and had lower ratings after Steve Carell’s departure.

[@JustThatLauren]

ALWAYS a lot of meat, one slice of cheese, super thin layer of mayo so the bread isn't too dry, and some lettuce for crisp. And maybe a slice of tomato for contrast in flavor and moistness. 👌🏻

[@munki1994]

The dogs in this podcast give me life! Marbles literally just stood on the table looking back and forth at them. Peach thinks she is small enough to be on the table. And then at around 24 min you just see Kermit’s paw at the bottom on Jenna’s arm! I love their dogs so much!!

[@Vexleyx]

Someone needs to make a “Jenna getting recked by Julian’s fire segways” compilation and just zoom into the pain in her eyes when it happens lol

[@zoesoto7257]

Lol, gambit is the best x men because his habits of wanting friends and having no true talent is extremely relatable

[@1Potterhead1]

As someone who is chronically ill and doesn't have a lot of energy, a bath is so much nicer. It takes so much energy for me to shower, and I gotta pump myself up for it. In a bath, I can relax and calm down and not stress about if I might faint. Sometimes I literally sit down in the shower just because I cannot stand for the full time. Yay spoonies!!!!

[@mollie_b]

I love Jenna's face in the first 15 seconds when she's slowly processing what Julien's humming and then finally puts it together!!

[@brit8581]

Feelings are actually hurt that they didn’t sing the dink song

[@KnlMohawk13]

I WAS READY TO DINK & JULIEN THREW THAT CURVEBALL AT ME

[@sydneyanne4049]

OMG JENNA!!! Whenever I tell someone I use to eat peanut butter and pickle sandwiches they would always say it was disgusting. I've never heard anyone (outside my family) like those as a kid!!! I love it.

[@gabywelling7698]

I just finished The Office an hour ago and this is one of the first KZbin videos I’ve actually watched in the week it’s taken me to watch the whole show

[@gracec8992]

Tag yourself I'm marbles standing there lost as hell

[@irisalexander]

tag yourself in this video: **i'm marbles standing on the table not knowing what to do**

[@patiencelongraf3320]

I'm peach at 31:20 just listening to people argue while I stare at them trying to understand why they are fighting.

[@heyymeghan]

I’m cermet at 23:52 trying to get moms attention when my parents are arguing.

[@MissMusicQueen101]

I'm Kermits weird-ass giraffe neck at 3:19

[@ThEwOwGiRl221]

I’m Jenna after literally EVERY segue.

[@alexnndder]

*You're winning too much please stop it* 😂😭

[@v.annabella]

the sandwich debate has me shook jenna WHYYY

[@zoesoto7257]

This was mildly uncomfortable like the couple that fights in front of you, but I throughly enjoyed it

[@Faeriecoma]

Salami Sandwich why did no one else feel this way too?

[@dark2smile]

It was cathartic to watch.

[@meganloveslife8570]

Julien is a know-it-all. .. >=X

[@dripeesha4820]

Guurl... u know whats mildly uncomfortable... CERMET LICKING JENNA!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@eyybb3444]

I love how marbles is just hanging out in the middle, just making sure both sides get their point in... What a wonderful little moderator

[@amandawidmar9477]

Fav intro of all time I️LOVE JENNA AND JULIEN

[@kiera5978]

so with Julien on the sandwich thing and im so passionate about it I think I talk about it everyday.

[@amandeez5782]

Marbles looking like a referee

[@repita21]

Amandeez HAHA IM CRYING

[@marianapereira8075]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO DINK

[@allyeprocks]

Okay so the straw debate gave me great pause because I honestly had never thought about it before. That prompted me to tweet out a poll (ongoing, but the consensus seems to be one hole) to find out what other people think. One of my friends brought up the question in her AP Lang class and her teacher made the class debate it for half of the class period. I just felt like you guys needed to know your debate has now helped some random students in Portland, Oregon learn how to debate.

[@alymaes7169]

I just recently got my boyfriend into the Office, and now he binge watches it and is a huge fan and won't shut up about it. And I have fallen in love with him so much more. IT IS GREAT! I am soooo proud to have won him over. Now I need him to like Stranger Things!

[@ewisempai]

MARBLES!!!

[@vicky_-ki8jl]

andressxpress you mean the dead dog ...

[@mzmm44256]

I thought you were ryan abe

[@omgDora]

Marbles being extremely curious about Julien's arguments

[@kacyhoward4699]

You should play an intense game of would you rather and explain your reasonings

[@kalico8223]

Poor marbles just staring at them not knowing where he is❤😂

[@jamiem703]

i love them both butttt THE OFFICE!!!!! the office IS ICONIC

[@keelyroberson7641]

It makes me happy when Julien said “when we have a kid” and not “if we have a kid”

[@marke.9703]

with those 2 as parents that kid will be crazy AF ^^

[@Nihilist_Porcupine]

Mark E. Jenna knows psykologee dem kiddez is gon be WELL ADJUSTED

[@cawaz4573]

Nihilist Porcupine and the kid will have a basketball game tomorrow!!

[@Neeeeena]

the best argument for colin's case is that he got married to rome

[@Rgn230]

I'm so happy to know I'm not the only one who has put chips, Doritos, and Cheetos in my PB&J before!! It really does taste so good! Thanks Jenna!! :)

[@spencerraney2200]

Best. Intro. Ever. The office AND Jenna has had it 😂

[@KatChartreux]

*Do another conspiracy theories podcast please!*

[@LauraLumos]

Yeeeessss

[@kats_makeup_]

Kat Chartreux with Shane!

[@Pattypink13]

yyyyesss

[@caoimheaine7228]

Yes yes yes and yes

[@julesturner8383]

yesssss like an hour long those r the best