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[@NotAnEvilMastermind]

3:27 I find it so fascinating that people always remember there being a lot of rock/ground types, but in actuality the most common type for rock to be paired with is water - in total there are 9 rock/ground types and 11 rock/water types.

[@Dusxio]

With six of them being fossils, (and one being a soft gimmick pokemon being a 'living fossil') they kind of get set aside from the common pokemon. Plus, it's the gen1 effect since it introduced almost all the Rock/Grounds, and since geodude and onix are pretty common across the franchise...

[@demonboy373]

Ok nerds

[@denimdinofan9]

@@demonboy373 lowtiergod yourself

[@blast__zone]

2 of which being turtles (turtles are cool)

[@DigiRangerScott]

AND THEN HE FOUND A SHINY GOLBAT IN PRACTICALLY THE SAME SPOT

[@ShycoWar]

I bet 1:45 is a case of, shall we say, "unfortunate" literal translation. In Japan, calling the parents of your date "Father" and "Mother" is actually a thing. I believe it's a mark of respect towards those who might become your parents-in-law in the future if your relationship bears fruit, though that could be a faulty interpretation on my part.

[@SIDASOKA]

Wait people in the west don't call their in-laws as father or mother? 🤔. Then how do they address them? With names? That's disrespectful as hell 😱

[@BaconNuke]

No the pre-battle dialogue says that the dude's dad I think owns the restaurant and the lady's dad is the chef.. so they just both say it's their father's restaurant

[@twilightwolf6248]

yup my exact thought

[@NoHandle44]

Neat

[@yeah_definitely]

Ash: *argues with volcanion* Volcanion: *baffled by ash's bravery but impressed* Pat:"ima just ignore that he argues with a mythical beast of literally just steampunk tectonic shit"

[@rararoyo]

1:54 The guy's father is the chef and the girl's father is the owner of the restaurant. They were also in the original Diamond & Pearl.

[@Synfang]

2:37 To be fair, Charizard Blast Burn did do a lot even against Water types back when the move was new to the game.

[@thatknownali6346]

Empeleon and Inteleon be like: If I had nickel for everytime there was a water starter that has a tuxedo and something yellow on top I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@eulfrisky]

both also finish with eon in their name

[@traciebarfield5665]

Doofensmerts joke I got it

[@NoHandle44]

5:05 Finally found the damn explanation for 0:32. I had to watch this at 2x speed to find it.

[@darkonautgaming23]

Thanks I couldn’t find it

[@sansgamer9153]

Spoink slept, And da Pokédex says that If it stopped Bouncing it D I E S

[@goli8699]

Spoink is No longer bouncing, which means it's hear stopped, which is basically a more complicated way of saying it's dead

[@TheDeathmail]

Actually, the Papa and Father thing is probably more of a Japanese thing... if you are considered close enough to your boyfriend/girlfriend, then sometimes, you might call your lover's parent your own... hell, even in America, some people do that.... And from the way they're talking, it's probably the boy's dad and they have such a good relationship that she can call his dad hers...

[@BaconNuke]

No the pre-battle dialogue says that the dude's dad I think owns the restaurant and the lady's dad is the chef.. so they just both say it's their father's restaurant

[@heavencanceler2691]

@@BaconNuke Plot twist, the chef is also the owner of the restaurant.

[@Dusxio]

I still hold to the fanon that spoink's pokedex is a misunderstanding. It's spring bounces because of it's heartbeat, rather than it's heart beats because of it's spring.

[@GiancarloThomazSenoni]

0:57 Dlifloon stop taking children to the afterlife.

[@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83]

6:50 Regigigas is normal type because he suppose to be the humans who Made these historic Times

[@TheSpencermacdougall]

3:04 don't dis my Grassy Wooper! They're precious! (To be clear, I'm talking about my Grass type Wooper delta species pokemon card)

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

2:10 it could be father in law

[@pokemongirl7511]

spoink sleeps happily, aware that he has deceived yet another human with his false pokedex entries

[@saberruntv]

the worst about the metapod fight is. ash's metapod had tackle since it evolved from training as a caterpie. meaning the fight could have been way shorter if he just used tackle. also. if he used all his harden PP (sounds about right) to get struggle.

[@DarkMarxSoul]

The space/time Einstein joke is a reference to the fact that time is the fourth dimension of space and when you go through time it's you uncontrollably moving forward along the fourth dimensional axis of reality.

[@femboyroxas]

Not only was Blast Burn a resisted attack, but it was also a Special move when Mega X has better physical, and its ability enhances it further. I know the anime has its own logic, but damn 😩😂

[@BootlegCroagunk]

Im now going to catch an alpha gliscor and name it Skorvol, thank you patterrz

[@tris080]

Right away i spotted the spoink and was like "welp, he dead"

[@loganball5873]

0:45 Sorry Spoink

[@theregularterrarian3933]

this video is full of many OMEGALULs and KEKWs, good video

[@3chodraco]

The spoink died from ligma because he stopped bouncing on it's tail

[@Smores_AreAwesome]

0:43 OH GOD SPOINK

[@ivanouzarevic7562]

Did anyone realize the title says "Pokemon memes Will that blow your mind" instead of "Pokemon memes that Will blow your mind"... Was that intentional?

[@Yourmothershouse674]

When spoink stops jumping it dies

[@therogueemerald]

It's actually happen more than twice if you count eeveelution

[@minijeff5300]

I JUST FOUND THIS OUT, APPERANTLY MEGA CHARIZARD X TURNS INTO FIRE, DRAGON TYPING WHICH WOULD MAKE GRENINJA’S WATER MOVES NOT EFFECTIVE TOWARDS CHARIZARD, CANONICALLY GRENINJA WOULD BE AT A DISADVANTAGE

[@KillerShark6000]

Lugia will get a wooper at burger king

[@Giusep5]

0:45 Rest In Peace bouncy boi

[@redwolfe16]

Water/Rock is also a super common typing for 3:20 (Omastar line; Kabutops line; Johtonian Corsola; Relicanth; Carracosta line; Barbaracle line; Dreadnaw line)

[@IlikeBleachTYBW]

corsola is plain water

[@RaphielShiraha64]

@@IlikeBleachTYBW No it isn't.

[@IlikeBleachTYBW]

@@RaphielShiraha64 what do you mean of corsola it is

[@IlikeBleachTYBW]

@@RaphielShiraha64 sorry i am an idiot'

[@lapistheanimus1092]

0:47 Oh no

[@caseyp5861]

I can’t believe I have to sacrifice something so cute for my bacon.

[@lazernor]

Nah, it died on its own. The other three will be sad, though.

[@craftomonapprovesdismessage]

Sponk isn't sleeping...

[@timelordacaelus5959]

4:38 You can carry six Pokémon, but each Pokémon can carry six of their own. How many layers can you apply before you have an entire Pokémon army?

[@florantlover5554]

6 falinks would literally be 36v6

[@Luco_TA]

Rip for the shiny milotic

[@jameslambert5198]

This video (for some reason) reminded me of the stupidest thing I've ever done in any Pokemon game that I've ever made in my near 20 years since Yellow/Red. Was it when I was a young kid? Nope. Was it when I was sleep deprived? No. In X and Y, there's a Team Flare roadblock at one of the exit routes to an area unavailable at that point. They asked if I wanted to join Team Flare. Rhetorically of course. They said the price of admission was 5 million PokeDollars. I earned that money. I made 5 million in game currency at the start of the game. I repeatedly challenged one of the available cafes that you could pay for and then face a few trainers and make money or be given nuggets or something. I earned my 5 million from that singular method. My reward? I went there and guess what? (I already knew it wasn't going to happen but for the wrong reason). Nothing. I expected them to take the money and refuse to let me join. I thought, well Gamefreak would never expect anyone to legit do that at that stage of the game. There wasn't an option to pay like for that overpriced slowpoke tail. I spent a long time building that currency for nothing. I then spent most of it on in game clothing that I never intended to wear

[@pokeperson1000]

sad that there's no easter egg.

[@vanguardbreaker8826]

2:00 I'm uncancelling this, it's found-family dynamics time. Picture two dudes, working in a retail business together, Pokemart clerks together or something. They get along really well, telling jokes while on downtime, synchronising their breaks, talking about their dreams and goals in life- both happen to want to start their own eatery business. Eventually, the two develop feelings for each other, and start a small hole-in-the-wall restaurant somewhere, maybe Veilstone city. Now, one day, while one of the guys (We'll call him Chad) is taking out the rubbish, (they try to minimise food waste as much as possible, but it's inevitable) he hears a sound. Scrabbling behind a dumpster. Investigating, he finds a young boy, maybe six or seven years old, dirty and with ragged clothes. Now, Chad and (Mick? We'll call the other guy Mick) Mick are kindhearted souls, so they take the boy in, feed him, and eventually the boy (whose name they learn is Roman) tells them he doesn't have any parents. So, what do Chad and Mick do? Adopt him, of course. Roman grows up healthy and happy with them, and eventually Chad and Mick get an offer to move their business to Valour Lakefront, and of course they can't deny that. So, the family of three move, and the newly-christened Seven Stars Restaurant is bright and bustling. They're rather well off, at this point, but even though Roman has grown up with a secure family and lifestyle, he's forever grateful to his dads, and will try to help them out whenever possible. So, the not-quite-adult is wearing some clothes he doesn't care about as much, taking the rubbish out (it takes a good few more loads than before in Veilstone) and he's putting down the last bag, when he realises- did he not bring five bags out? There's only four, including the one he just put down. So, he looks around, comes to the other side of the dumpster, and there he sees her. A girl in a ratty hoodie and joggers, about the same age as him, with hair cut choppily short and she's pressing herself against the wall like she wants to disappear through it. "Well, uh, shit. Thought you were done." The missing bag is at her feet. Roman's not annoyed, but inquisitive. "Are you okay?-" "Yup, fine thanks, I'll just get out of your hair.... I'll leave that behind." She looks like she wants to take the bag, but just walks away, arms folded and leaning over. She's not out of view when Roman says "Wait." She stops. "If you need a place to rest up, even for just a bit, my dads have a pretty good track record with that kind of thing. I wouldn't be here if they didn't." The girl turns around fully, and it strikes him sharply just how pretty she is, even with the grime. She gives him a watery smile. "I'd like that, thanks." Kylie, as her name turns out to be, is in very much a similar position to what he was, but Chad and Mick fuss over her, and absolutely insist she needs to have a proper cleanse, and the night she was planning on staying turns into two, three, four, seven, a month, and it's a combination of the father figures she was denied and the warm, fresh food and the charming smiles from Roman that starts her stomach fluttering and she just feels so loved. Roman asks her on a date, eventually. In the restaurant, of course, where else? He's wearing a smart suit, and she's wearing a sundress and floppy hat (on top of long hair, it's not a safety risk to have long hair now) and they just sit and eat. Not talking, just being in each other's company. At least they are, until a young trainer comes up to them, Pokemon at their side, and asks for a battle. And if that trainer happens to be you, reader, then I hope this story has given you some amount of hope, that even in a seemingly pessimistic world, there's still enough goodness in a restaurant owner to invite a child in from the cold, or someone well off remembering where they came from. Enough goodness for a family to love each other despite the seeming unrelation.

[@LETMEHSLEEP601]

yea i love spoink from the borat spoink in the friendlock

[@C.C_Afton1.0]

THE SPOINK IS NOT BOUNCING the others are sleeping while it's laying there dead

[@soaringsora5743]

Spoink has...fainted.

[@keegangunn1645]

Anyone feel like the 6 regis could combine into one mega-regi? Regidrago as the head, regigigas as the body, regilieki dissolving into electricity to hold everyone together and his tendrils will become hands, registeel and regice will be arms and regirock will be the legs

[@danielferrieri7434]

When is Your Kaizo Ironman Challenge Available on KZbin

[@GuardianTheThird]

The dragon starter idea reminds me of the crab cycle, there is one step, it is crab.

[@SuperGamefreak18]

0:35-OH NO Spoooink

[@ItsCforCattail]

0:47 spoink has no blood now

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

"Oh mY goSh GuyS SPoInK JUST dIed IT DieS IF It sTOPS bOuNcIng DID You KNOW thAt i kneW THAT bECAUSe I'M SMaRT aNd eVeYoNe elsE iS STuPid ANd dOEsn't KNoW ABoUt SPOInK" Also, type advantage is there for a reason. Sure, it's important in a battle, but it shouldn't be the be-all-end-all. It should be used to have people try, have difficulties, and use strategy. Just look at the Diantha and Lance fight; Lance lost because he decided that using dragon type pokemon would be good against an ice and fairy type pokemon.

[@Ivandusttale]

00:31 oooh noo

[@eliyaskiya]

2:06 Actually, the restaurant is probably called "Papa's Restaurant" however the owner of the restaurant happens to be his father

[@feiradragon7915]

That Lugia on Burger King image came from an ad promoting Pokemon 2000 and BK toys associated with it.

[@end_cyborg8023]

0:45 spoink needs to always be jumping if not he is ded

[@glitchedgamerz]

Next 2 gens, water cat pokemon. We got Litten, Sprigatito and in the future maybe a new one.

[@ianavina6981]

0:40 SPOINK, GET UP BUDDY PLEASE

[@dankblonde7173]

Bestie, the impossible whopper slaps, idk what you're on about.

[@kat_plays7999]

poor Spoink :((

[@SmellySam07]

The spoink is dead, if it stops jumping it dies!

[@DarkraiDrive]

Not the spoink lmfao

[@yinyang2820]

8:26 Patt: I'm so sorry I have to do this Milotic: I'm not *Uses Brave Bird*

[@payrysdoscs4903]

6:18 Please nobody ever do that to me, I'm also allergic to nuts

[@femc16316]

they did say in the anime that fire was effective against water

[@kaedynnewberry4515]

I actually caught a shiny geodude a day or two ago. It was the first non quest given shiny pokemon I got. I was just flying around and I suddenly heard a shiny noise. I wasn't even shiny hunting.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Tbf, Greninja is so frail that a powerful resisted move can probably OHKO. It's lucky it's so fast, because otherwise it would never survive long enough go land a hit.

[@eliyaskiya]

4:02 Mega Garchomp: My very existence is pain Mega Scizor: Stfu, I have to use Bullet Punch 15.3 times a second or else I overheat and melt Yeah Garchomp's in pain, Scizor's on the verge of dying.

[@jaredking8726]

if spoink stops bouncing, it dies.

[@natgillespie7328]

rip the spoink when i first saw the stream i was like oh **** he is dead

[@SuperGamefreak18]

With type advantage just because something is not very effective doesn’t mean a Pokémon won’t get knocked out just means it’s less likelu

[@shabanashaikh3460]

0:25 bruh did he not notice Cynthia

[@dustinbenzel8704]

He said "Down dawg/dog" which is what you say to someone who is horny. So yes he did notice Cynthia that was the point of his reaction.

[@minkusaurus]

ah yes pokemon memes will that blow your mind

[@RavnicaRaven]

3:58 He is much cooler than iron man wtf pat

[@wolfaliway1369]

When spoink stop bouncing it dies

[@Zagiman72]

Interestingly, if you were to, theoretically, move faster than the speed of light for long enough, you would be able to see the past, because the light from that past hasn’t reached you yet since you were moving faster.

[@Dougbro1]

Uh, Fling always fails if the user's held item is any kind of Poke Ball

[@thunderhammerx2966]

The gals dad is the chef at the restaurant; the guys dad owns the restaurant, two different fathers. Can see how it could look weird out of context tho.

[@xdphotonyx9542]

9:00 no, they are not the same, you just cant have one without the other. No space without time for it to exist. no time without space for time to effect

[@Aaron__Parker]

Fun Fact Ash has a shiny Noctowl, that's pretty cool.

[@justinsavoy5390]

Spoink is not bouncing if he stop bouncing he dies Lmfao

[@null9226]

0:45 One of them is... R.I.P

[@ConnoisseurPNM]

this title blew my mind

[@dragonfire76476]

0:44 spoink is dead

[@ScammertronVGC]

People are not making a big enough deal about the professors not being named after trees and that worries me

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

It doesn't fucking matter.

[@alexpullin255]

Spoink needs to keep moving or it will die

[@nitromiyazaki]

Ngl, Pokemon anime is probably the slowest Shounen of all time. It took Ash about 20 years to become one of the best in the world after all. While still being 10 years old.

[@leonglitch]

Spoink is dead that is what was sad about the image

[@gggswed3754]

0:46 spoink no-

[@Fyrix363]

I agree with the first memes statement

[@sansstudio9234]

rip spoink

[@ssaltsorf5708]

if you count eevee as a starter, there is vaporeon in there as well. Empoleon, Inteleon, Vaporeon

[@Crazywither]

The slink is dead since it isn’t bouncing

[@noahpokemontrainer8357]

Spoink laying down = it ded

[@aderomolaaderamo8478]

spoink stopped bounsing

[@diaborodevil3161]

2:05 it’s duel ownership a duel ownership don’t think about it

[@emilvalitov7375]

6:46 Um... actually regidrago is dark age🤓

[@Takananoshi]

Milotic just Brave Birds you. Yeah must have been randomized as fuck

[@ShortFuse333]

If I had a nickel for every fully evolved water type starter whose name has four syllables and ends in -eon, looks like they're wearing tuxedos, has a weapon built into their front limbs, and has a yellow crest on their head I'd have two nickels...which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice

[@tincat2347]

The two daters’ fathers might be co-running the restaurant Edit like 4 months later: fnaf tie ins are all I see now in my head

[@michaelbumbury464]

I thought of a dark type regi, based on the gilded age

[@jingquecordero5385]

Patterz is the only Pokètuber who didnt watch the anime

[@CJCroen1393]

Spoink isn’t sleeping…

[@laciereinheart9490]

BRUH. I always said that if Ash Ketchum became a Gym Leader with a type, it'd be flying type. His birds are always his strongest Pokémon. Sanz Greninja, cause that shiz was too op for anything. But his flying types are his strongest Pokémon next to Pikachu. Butterfree, Pidgeotto, Charizard, Swellow, Unfezant, Noivern, Dragonite...so many great flying types.

[@chillengineer5958]

i'm pretty sure butterfree is not a flying type

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

@@chillengineer5958 Why?