Poketuber Reacts to "If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation #6)"

[@megaman37456]

You know what else Nintendo approved? Dead Hand in Ocarina of Time, an "E" rated game, just think about that for a second.

[@jakemaelstrom1404]

...Huh... *Sh(t.*

[@codename618]

*_Giygas_* Enough said

[@theangel9087]

@Rikk Ronin Jacinto so is Diablo 3

[@Happy_spider_boi]

'-'

[@keokozonaioni9738]

Bro skulls and blood in the shadow temple too

[@harryhealey4298]

The Sunflora disintegrating had nothing to do with Muk. That’s just Sunflora stepping outside for 3 seconds.

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

does it say it in the Pokedex?

[@Dip7man]

Idk

[@Moonlord2193]

That's a pretty weird hitmonchan moveset Mega punch Hesitate And stand your ground

[@casualgermangamer420]

Hey patterz glad to see you back on the literal entries i enjoy your reactions.

[@Patterrz]

Glad you like them!

[@millindsamban4081]

@@Patterrz you get 1 reply *sad* Its pattetz *stonks*

[@spiko7]

@@millindsamban4081 *2 replys

[@wozaow]

@@spiko7 *3 replies

[@crazykat._]

@@wozaow *4 replies

[@jayltonsenpai]

Fish evolving into an octopus: Nah, that's cool Fish evolving into an eel: Pokemon has gone too far

[@codename618]

I mean, an eel is a type of fish, so...

[@brandonwong8614]

The reason remoraid evolves to Octillery is Remoraid is based on a gun and Octillery is based on a tank, so if you look at it like that it's evolution makes better sense

[@codename618]

@@brandonwong8614 Even so, fish and octopi have zero relations biologically, aside from being in the animal Kingdom. Every other non-legendary evolution in Pokémon actually makes sense, Remoraid is the only exception. If they were Steel types and didn't have any biological inspirations, I would have been fine with it.

[@pikathemimikyu6655]

Your reaction to Full Body Diglett was hallarious! Dorkly vowed to have it make an appearance in every single one in the future.

[@wileycoyote7481]

Or at least as many as they possibly could, out of spite of one specific person being disgusted by it

[@dinorex6978]

11:18 "This is the one that breaks the straw on the Camel's back" No Pat, that's not how you English.

[@indrashisghosh7389]

I love how the groudon made a pp sign while rayquaza came

[@feigithechicken7773]

Ikr i can't believe someone also noticed it

[@Оскармл.Ашуров]

Didn't he make a diglett drawing-

[@goldengameeagle]

We all know that pat meant Lopunny when he said “there’s plenty of attractive Pokémon”

[@theonlywindowmaker]

You don't say?

[@RyTheGuy713]

Nah he meant trubbish

[@wernt0]

That Diglett is going to appear in all of the entries. Dorkly confirmed it sooo have fun with that

[@astoIfo.]

1:50 anyone see Groudon make that shape with the lava

[@RedK5]

I did now

[@MagmaX0227]

Shuckle is the best pokemon. Its a shame arceus doesnt bow down to him.

[@sissix1987]

ikr

[@TheShadow1347]

Why would he? Arceus already bows down to a 10 year old

[@MagmaX0227]

@@TheShadow1347 then the ten year old must bow down to Shuckle

[@TheEmpiresStrongest]

Yeah it’s good ol’ shuckle! Shuckling around! On the shuck train! Shuck shuck! Ditto a little but still shuckle!

[@turtlegaming8226]

Kid :shuckle sucks it’s so weak (Shuckle murders child using body press) Shuckle: Anyway

[@CookinMuhBacon]

is nobody going to talk about how Patt just slandered Five Guys? LMAO

[@chillhybrid6027]

WOW SO SUPRISING A FISH EVOLVES INTO A EEL WOW SO SUPRISING:Staring at the remoraid line.

[@QueenCee__]

Hi Pat, keep up the great content! You’re amazing!

[@Patterrz]

Hey, thanks!

[@pinkprincess6136]

I got a notification for this video and it made me want to watch it. Also I think Gardevoir is pretty it's my favorite psychic type I love it.

[@turbobrent9435]

unpopular opinion:i'm not a fan of Dorkly.i just don't like how they overuse some jokes in a single video.

[@DanielPereira-ey9nt]

I can't stand the way he talks

[@charlescannon2469]

I can go outside and not die of heat stroke or freeze to death. Me: And I live in Idaho where every year there is months where you can do both.

[@mintcream1640]

10:38 "Gardevior will remember that"

[@Juan_blooms]

I always wondered how is Pokémon even for kids? Based on the Pokédex entries alone i’ve learned a lesson and that’s Pokémon can traumatize you I guess?

[@JixxarEntropy]

the binding of isaac is much darker than just killing demon baby's a lot darker

[@lordyoofy5529]

"Milotic is the world's most beautiful pokemon" Boi you ever seen a crustle? Hot af

[@N1ght_Breaker]

"I don't know, I feel like Nintendo is a little bit more lenient nowadays" Well, considering how they were back in the 80s and 90s regarding Mortal Kombat and yet now MK11 is on the Nintendo Switch (they were EXTREMELY against violence to that degree in their games back then. So much so that when video game violence was a major issue that was actually addressed by Congress a couple decades ago, Nintendo tried throwing the other companies under the bus by seeming to imply that since they didn't have that level of violence in their games like the other companies did due to their stringent rules, they should not be counted as liable in any ruling against those other companies), yes I'd have to agree, they've DEFINITELY become way more lenient lol

[@RigidRat]

Did you just call Five Guys "filthy"? How dare you? 😄

[@sewell1992]

Another good video there... brooootheeeerr

[@techwizsmith7963]

Someone accepted a free cookie at a convention, and promptly had a needle in the cookie pierce their tongue. They could've died if they'd swallowed it instead. Be careful who you accept free food from!

[@g-burtfred1106]

No one: Literally no one: Muk: "You know, if you spell my name backwards, you get--"

[@KuromiScarlet5030]

kum 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Drawnonstop_]

When the Kyogre dex entry came up it started pouring down rain at my house

[@evanwilliams4660]

First?

[@sarahrojas8916]

Nentendo for some reason approve ddlc+ the f nentendo this device is for children

[@pacificpoke5606]

5:34 Reminds me of Death Note

[@Krow_YTAOS]

Same. That was the first thing I thought of.

[@TheBreadB1n]

Hitmonchans trainer is technoblade cause it wants to beat up an oorphan

[@sonicjhiq]

I don't think I've ever seen a gen 6-8 Pokémon in these videos

[@axol_king6357]

“Gardevoir’s ugly” are you sure about that?

[@nintensmarts2977]

Ah yes stardew valley an the third game of an rpg trilogy known as the mother series. It is a game revolving about how capitalism can lead to some fat child time travelling to delete humanity. Yeah THAT Stardew Valley

[@rc_cactus3363]

Sexy bergmite is canon.

[@pikathemimikyu6655]

Dorkly ruined Milotic for me forever.

[@ilikepurper1160]

I love maracactus so I liked

[@charlescannon2469]

Kiss me, sixpence none the richer is the song.

[@JacrepidYT]

What did regice say about magikarp it spoke to fast

[@TheRichmaster24]

this is always a fun one

[@Zewaowa]

ive made it 1k pat, ur wlecom

[@Patterrz]

Nice

[@Zewaowa]

@@Patterrz wow first heart thanx im sorry

[@tatsusasaki7911]

well, at least he doesn't know about Happy Tree Friends, or this doesn't reference it. edit: Netflix actually put it on Netflix kids, and then took it off, but youtube still has it. I guess Netflix approved it at one point.

[@MrMeme-zw2vm]

E

[@TheShadow1347]

_E_

[@WeezerIsSoCool]

Cringe

[@robbieq7814]

If Clara ray comes from the moon, and grimer come from moon X-rays, and clafary is a fairy type and grimer is a poison type, which is super affective on fairy types, than is grimer the predator of Clafairy?

[@kuitaranheatmorus9932]

I lvoe how good this vidoe was,and I love it

[@robertduggan4617]

If the x-rays from the moon give life to toxic waste is that why 10 year olds are sent out on journeys?to give the fandom a life!.

[@overdrivegames3417]

(Patterrz)why the hell are the dugtrio's leags so long (me)how the fuck did they get that big of and dumpy

[@dontaskolotl8771]

Hello pat. I love your content

[@masterofoblivion7963]

Missed opratunity with Gothitelle, they could have done a Death Note reffrance there

[@foxyfighterprochampion8610]

At this point pokemon evolutions make no sense Like Magic carp Is a fish It's evolution Is an Eel

[@NashTheBlade]

They will NEVER apologize for Full Diglett

[@leonklepper987]

Make a new video! Make a new video! Make a new video! Make a new video! Of these video completions!!!!!!!!!!!

[@w4cs]

Clap for Jeb

[@pyropug4470]

People say like live in a bunker you’ll be safe but if they said they predict it, it will happen

[@nicholasgallant5905]

The too much water comment is a reference to the IGN review (8/10 - Too much water)

[@Mega-rw8mt]

"There can't be too much water" i have two words to say: Marshall Islands

[@Mega-rw8mt]

Yes i know he said it as a joke but still

[@me-le1ju]

Mars planet?

[@calliswashere4712]

11:29 Is that fucking " Kiss me [ Kill me ] " I hear in the background?

[@DeitySkullKid]

Eh, yeah those are on the switch, but it's more of that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo

[@WorldWeave]

2:49 they are 4 PIXELS, *DOES IT MATTER?!* (Joke)

[@WaytoDawn91]

Anyone else see what Groudon was making. At about 1:48. You're welcome. 🤣

[@UvwevweveOsas1]

Hey guys did you see what Groudon made when he was walking because he made a di-

[@Shyguy2434]

Bioshock is on the switch too

[@frogee2725]

mewtwo is the hottest pokemon, mewtwo is THICC, it is new waifu pokemon

[@Happy_spider_boi]

And nintendo allowed doki doki literature club plus on the switch!

[@gravityuser07]

GTA is now on Switch, so yeah this is all good in Nintendo’s eyes

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

“milotic is the prettiest Pokémon” Primarina exists

[@musicmishaps9404]

Don’t uhhhh don’t focus on what groudon is drawing with his feet

[@BurstFlare]

9:38~9:53 I think he meant "hottest" as in "most popular".

[@priestesslucy3299]

Bergmite is attractive? But it's flat

[@CreepDestroyer]

The most attractive Pokémon is magneton

[@LandryHatari]

Patterrz: "Just live in a vault from Fallout, you'll be fine." Me: "Of course, just look at all the terminal entries describing the terrible things that happened to all the vault dwellers, at least half of which were caused by Vault Tec's inhumane experiments. On second thought you might be better of getting crushed by a Solrock."

[@dragonmasterdavi5556]

i have heard of some disgusting things at subway, since i work there, but people get things like tuna and beef on the same thing, WITH SWEET CHILLI SAUCE, i gaged when i first heard that

[@corruptedskid4148]

9:09 did you know that maractus was my first shiny

[@kellikay100]

This fool called five guys burgers filthy

[@Udder_Chaos127]

Wooper is the most beautiful Pokémon

[@eye_cancer]

if Pokemon were real, all of us would be dead

[@itchinggunk9868]

Did he say Five Guys was filthy how dare you

[@coolkid8511]

Bit the Groupon made a duck he didn’t notice

[@oresti9271]

2k people agrees that free food is the best nice

[@kapiquantum]

9:40 Oh man That's reminds me U Need to react to "Pokemon I would bang" By Pano T I really wanna see your reaction xD

[@oresti9271]

3:32 I dunno Pat that looks like an Arcanine to me but it's his unovan form

[@The_Untitled]

Gardevoir is anything but ugly.

[@mamodokod]

Das not stardew valley thats mother 3

[@gregbaxter6162]

2020 and 2021- when everyone stopped creating content and just starting reacting to old content. Yay 😒

[@shinyev3281]

I'm shiny hunting charmander using arcanin

[@limesause1008]

To the response of hitmonlee, the Pokemon adventure manga made by the creator of Pokemon had multiple murders by both Pokemon and humans ash is dead and ashes dad is dead

[@marshadow6724]

ray kyogre and groudon fighting again!

[@lime3451]

The eel that turned into an octopus..

[@fatangrygeek5746]

12:01 - Mr. Krabs doesn't think so.

[@theregularterrarian3933]

modCheck dorkly arcanine video?

[@vexgaming4876]

Maractus is my fave pokemon

[@loveme4me96]

Shut up pat/rando scientist we all know garbodor is the hottest Pokémon

[@loveme4me96]

This is a joke don’t hate this

[@deansmith9826]

Nintendo approved mortal Kombat

[@raptorneon4919]

14:35 you did not just dis five guys.

[@crimsonespeon9523]

4:26 Bruh Patterrz It’s a Christian Game ofc it’s safe on Nintendo ;3

[@unstoppableforce1211]

I can go outside without dying from heatstroke! Me in Texas : ….Oh

[@arjhoncalixramos5736]

Groudon magma pines in desert

[@turtlegaming8226]

Pat please stop

[@dylanbaldo1088]

Spell Muk backwards

[@lolvint123]

Same i live in the nederlands