Police Fitness Test FAIL

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[@AuditingBritain]

Check out Jhon Green Eyez kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6mtZI1-YseLgqM

[@mariussakalas5199]

I woud

[@katharinereynolds25]

I think they got arrested because the took all the donuts 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and maybe the pies

[@essexchillis2980]

Subbed to John green eyez, gladly, fella has some talent and makes some good work! Thanks AB.

[@JohnGreenEyez]

@@essexchillis2980 🙏

[@haywoodjablowme2929]

There's an auditor out there that refers to himself as an "Instigative Journalist".. Just an FYI for when the bacon ask who you are next time..Good job AB..

[@bmeghani88]

Notice that they proudly say "You can complain if you like" knowing that the corrupt system will protect them no matter what they do

[@chrisemery6834]

💯

[@jalo7261]

Yes is true not only them NHS city council

[@jalo7261]

Conclusion any department official related to government no way to complain they protect them self's

[@legobatman8353]

Boy do they know it too

[@Alex-bq3tj]

Absolutely. I went after Lancashire Constabulary for misuse of the PNC and the IOPC covered their guilty arses at every turn. No comeback.

[@reddevil3874]

Amazing how all them turn up for shoplifting, protecting the corperations, but they don't want to know if its someone nicking from your home.

[@SlimDonni]

FACT.

[@monkeyfunk8371]

House i was working got robbed approx £4000 in tools missing, took 4 hours to send one officer. They took a foot print off the counter, told us to look on gumtree for the missing tools, got in the car and drove off without even knocking on any doors to see if anyone heard anything over night

[@MrSonnyProductions]

@@Oakland510 I wholeheartedly relate to that too

[@geodun]

@@monkeyfunk8371 It makes a big difference if you have the robber detained. They don't rush to deal with thefts where the thief is long gone. Catch one and detain them and they will be right around.

[@monkeyfunk8371]

@@geodun Over the phone they told us to not disturb anything so they could take prints, leaving 6 men stood around unable to work for 4 hours just so they could take one shoe print off the kitchen work top and do no investigation at all. Adding another couple of thousand pounds in lost time on top off the lost tools. For all they did we might as well have not called them and just got on with our work

[@sheilam4525]

It never ceases to amaze me the appalling attitude of some officers.

[@gaz5898]

That police officer got told lol

[@PMJ4]

How many coppers for a shoplifting offence, yet you can't get one if your home is broken into.

[@miclewis55]

If you are a prominent figure in the community you will get a cop car sent round ... If not they just give you a crime number .

[@geoffwhite6383]

They are not shoplifters, they do not lift shops, they are thieves stealing off you and I, they do not deserve sympathy.....

[@johnredman2065]

@@geoffwhite6383 I think you missed the point of the remark.

[@sherblato9147]

@@johnredman2065 😂👍🏻

[@edmundblackaddercoc8522]

They give you a crime number though, let's be fair🤣

[@dashcamdaz1549]

“Get back to your bacon mobile “🤣🤣

[@robjla1]

I liked That too 😂

[@engineertakeyaldeenal-haj6761]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chronomaster5779]

Yea

[@shabir7671]

AB isn’t even scared 😦.... how he handles it all is just amazing. 👍🏽

[@northtalk2296]

Ahhh the “laughing like a little girl” comment was pure gold keep up the good work son x

[@xVizardLordx]

How did you pass the test with all that belly 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jammydoughnut]

That had me pissin myself too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janefaulkner3749]

Talk to the belly.

[@michaelmullins3396]

Maybe he passed the test before he got that belly.

[@daveduck4315]

Is that guy really a copper,really

[@ant7699]

I've put in a letter of recommendation that the officer be re-trained on his approach to the public.

[@terkelalgevind529]

I dont Even live in the UK and I have send one to about 151f... you can do it to, if you got more then 50 iq...

[@reverendnumbnuts1857]

@@cowardsallaround98 Ooh I bet you got a stalk on thinking about AB's pants being pulled down, go on, admit it 😂

[@reminaj_bynature6751]

@@reverendnumbnuts1857 🤣🤣

[@DABL4CKJESUS]

"Laughing like a little girl" AB I gotta admit, I'm a grown-ass man but the things you come out with to some of these people has me squealing. Too funny

[@lukebignell7846]

“You need to lose some weight” 🤣 his face was proper red and angry 🤣

[@CharlesVeitch]

GO INTO YOUR BACONMOBILE

[@WarrenMford]

And eat a bacon sandwich 🥪

[@EyeSpyAudit]

Charlie 😆😆😆

[@sorearm]

that was hilarious

[@anthonydmorse]

AB has the best comebacks! 🤣🤣

[@brianhoskins1979]

@@WarrenMford ...bacon breath.

[@Unknown_12718]

He got scared when you said i’m going to make a complaint then he started to be nice lol 😂

[@MudlarkDiggingUpTheThames]

Looked like he got even ruder to me

[@RicArmstrong]

Yup, he knew he went too far and was regretting it.

[@johnfellows2867]

@@RicArmstrong He was nervous, shifting from foot to foot !

[@bleromafia]

Making a complaint, you hand over a complaint paper and the reception throws it in the garbage afterwards.

[@TheSadButMadLad]

I don't think he's too bothered by a complaint. They usually get filed in the round filing cabinet. What would upset them more is exposure in social media. So I tweeted his number and station.

[@eddiek0507]

Into your Baconmobile , what a classic !! Lol...🤪🤣👍

[@demosthenes1296]

Wow, the lengths they'll go to nick a shoplifter while they turn a blind eye to grooming gangs.

[@freedomisnotfree30]

Tbh they must be prolific because the store I work in gets hit all the time and they NEVER come out for a shoplifter unless threatening or violant.

[@jj9nf]

Unfortunately they don't bother nicking shoplifters. Perhaps if they did deal with such petty crime there wouldn't be as much of the bigger crimes.

[@shedendman]

shop lifter i thought it was for some suicide bomber

[@jjjjj899]

I know so many like jimmy saville ralph

[@rowanredwood9316]

wtf is a grooming gang

[@MH8862]

Well done AB yet again. Exposing someone thinking that when wearing a uniform; they can talk down on us.

[@Paulysaysdealwithit]

How many coppers for at best 100 quid worth of clothes? If only the public got this support when their houses get burgled.

[@Gooner-1971]

Please never forget to say, “YO”....🙏

[@AuditingBritain]

I had no time 😁

[@WWOW500]

It’s the way you ask for the shoulder number that gets me. They surrender like a vampire to the sun. Except vampires only want your blood.

[@Urbanvik1ng]

And this is AB..

[@brucemcintosh5898]

Auditing Britain Remind your fans why you say YO!!

[@gooner72]

Hey fellow Gooner who's one year older than me!!

[@jasoncdebussy]

"It's people like you who make my life worth living" - actually it looks like doughnuts make your life worth living.

[@cypeman8037]

Classic passive aggressive behaviour.

[@groot6830]

Don't forget the buttercup cheesecake

[@carls2479]

@The slider pmsl😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@robturner4912]

@@cypeman8037 including a feeble attempt at sarcasm.

[@schandler79]

And bacon

[@richie4421]

AB loved your 100k video! We are Auditing Britain ❤️

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank your

[@joshchurchill1135]

@@AuditingBritain Great video 👍

[@Paulysaysdealwithit]

“I was ignoring you” Fat boy absolutely SEETHING Another instant classic AB 😁

[@Paulysaysdealwithit]

Regardless of AB’s tone and demeanour, this is no way to talk to a member of the public. Jog on bootlicker, though you’re probably a copper as well sticking up for this sad sack of a Police officer.

[@cat-lo3hx]

@@Paulysaysdealwithit excellent 👌👍😊

[@robturner4912]

@@stuartnightingale7858 Childish attempt at sarcasm.

[@c666s]

@@stuartnightingale7858 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

[@timescale9326]

@@stuartnightingale7858 stop oinking your way around the comments

[@TimGreenGuitar]

"exercise your legal right as you wish sir" ... We need more officers like that.

[@rogerborg]

A subscriber, for sure.

[@michaeljohn9661]

I am getting addicted to this channel....all the best AB

[@EyeSpyAudit]

🙏🙏🙏👍

[@hotondale]

Officer: Being rude AB: Uno Reverse card

[@cake-protection-unit-gold-1890]

That Cop at the start LOL, he needs to take that Muzzle of and inhale some Fresh Air...........looks like he needs it.

[@matthew3774]

Id rather he just kept it on and ran out, you know

[@tonytotten408]

No leave his muzzle on incase his bites worse than his bark 🐕 lol 😂👎

[@dogpound7162]

Mr. AB, having watched many auditing videos I must say that yours are probably the best, your manner is disarming but direct, I find it entertaining to watch the police squirm when confronted with the fact that we, the general public, are not subordinate to them and have just as much right to be out & about, doing nothing wrong and breaking no laws.

[@monkeyfunk8371]

When he asked "Have you got nothng better to do?" the answer is "No, but you have so turn around and get on with it"

[@suekelsall1595]

Was he the one in deliverance. Sure I can hear banjos

[@johnfellows2867]

Squeal Piggy !!

[@wildsod]

Well said AB, He really had no Business asking or telling you what to do. So glad you didnt let him Bully you 👍

[@martinglasgow1219]

He'll think twice the next time he tries intimidating a member of the public, haha.

[@martinglasgow1219]

@@DavySpikeMill I know exactly what you mean. Not if they have a camera pointed at him.

[@chronomaster5779]

Hes not that kind of people who has a learning curve

[@malosiro9987]

People like you are so rare sir keep it up gud job God bless you

[@collincovid6950]

Sad that some people are just so large that one feels embarrassed for them. We have some very, very large personnel as officers, which in times past would never have made the grade, but now anything, sadly, anything goes, and the lack of intelligence and lack of understanding of the law makes a huge amount of what now we are supposed to accept as police officers, who due to their lack lash out at members of the public, with words, and sometimes with fists.

[@DD-wd7ku]

I have some sympathy about the 'belly' part, being that way challenged myself. I don't eat donuts or drink beer and I try to miderate how much I eat, but the belly seemed to appear, especially after turning 50 some 23 years ago 😂. I'm sure there are many of us reluctant 'belly' owners around 😂 However, being rude to the public doesn't have to go with it and it is good that you highlighted that. Congrats on your Silver Button and keep up the good work.

[@wolvoman1]

All they had to do was go about their business and conclude what they are doing, but no they had to react to your presence, they just cant help reacting.

[@spectrumisgreen7252]

Exactly Mike P ....... but these power tripping washed up feeble cowards really do believe that they can do and speak to members of the public in absolutely anyway they like ..... Bluto is another example of a feeble cowardly narcissistic power tripper who is used to getting his own way 99.9% of the time, what a colossal haemorrhoid!! Thanks AB also for this video, and for allowing me to be in your 100,000 subscriber video ;-)

[@sandwichman100]

in all fairness it was just 1 who couldnt just do his job but he made the video great

[@birrysund3779]

2-hours early a Pie Factory was raided, Robbers fled the scene, they were all dressed in police clothing 😁

[@safeenachoud1903]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿‍♂️

[@Shadow-nz3ls]

‘How did you past the test anyway with all that belly?’ That was the best part

[@thefella131]

Breaking news. Pick and mix sweets stolen from supermarket. 23 officers on it so don't panic. 😃

[@tonytotten408]

Just follow the sweety paper trail ☺️

[@Jkk55]

"You need to lose some weight"! 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@gooner72]

Yo AB!!! You're an absolute Legend and a trailblazer in this field, great work mate!!! I've watched every single video of yours and enjoyed them all, you should get all the success and recognition that you deserve........ here's to you mate!!🍾🥂

[@1tommymulligan]

I think when approached by a police officer who doesn't want you filming you should ask them if they are hiding something, and that it's very suspicious. That's what they would say to you when they ask for your details.

[@123prestolee]

Just watching this scene with all the muzzles just shows how far we have slipped - pitiful.

[@zsuira]

Warm and sunny day, why would you wear muzzle for? Absolutely brain dead.

[@spookmore]

@@zsuira that copper was 💯 fronter..the big fellow with the white mask ..not a real man..

[@rob1t]

Yeah! Big bunch of maskerbaters

[@fasteee]

Take the masks off weirdos. Messing up their OWN respiratory system. Breathing in their own recycled air

[@MikeEves]

Only morons wear masks

[@TheBrawlBox]

Laughed out loud- you know how to get your own back in good style

[@buddhaboy4902]

When the copper in civilian cloths takes his phone out, I new he was going to take a photo of you lmao, keep it up

[@bucksteingold4334]

This channel just keeps getting better and better. Eventually they'll pass a law, saying any talking or filming during a police "investigation" is interference with official acts per se, but for now, keep IT up!

[@chronomaster5779]

This is the law in israel, and the israeli police is ofcourse abusing it to the fullest

[@pgaprofessionaluncertified3637]

I can't believe I'm one of the hundred thousand subscribers. I'm going to raise a drink to myself AB .

[@TheSadButMadLad]

I was one of the first few thousand, if not first few hundred.

[@Swindondrive]

I was 1 of the first 50 000. Just

[@activematrix5360]

Officer piggles will make sure someone has a bad day because of this 😂

[@activematrix5360]

@@hymatwat9412 so sorry, OF

[@inquisitivemind2465]

He's obviously the Chief Doughnut Tester AB 🤣

[@havanarose2301]

Zip it. Absolutely love it 😆

[@timtam6442]

A shining example of Respect and Courtesy to the public, per the College of Policing’s Code of Ethics. His first instinct was to be rude, demeaning, disrespectful and discourteous. Thing is, he’s probably been doing it for so long he doesn’t give a stuff. Not even (un) fit for a desk job

[@HawleyBigsocks]

He has the fittest jaws in the force 🍩 🍩 🍩 🍩 🍩 🍩 🍩 🍩

[@groot6830]

and gobsh1te 😁😁😁

[@rippawallet]

all that gurning off his shit coke

[@jamesaspeke]

Took a knee to pick up some paper 🤣 classic

[@TheSadButMadLad]

And it was white paper too, not black.

[@tonytotten408]

Probably getting his breath back after getting down 😂 hopefully a bit of chewing gum stuck to it 😂 no wonder there is no respect for them the young copper seemed ok though 👍🕵️

[@thathurt]

All paper matters.

[@aflentertainment]

'...how did you pass the test with all that belly?' lol

[@DenD]

I'm deeply confused what is going on here? How can the police promote over weight officers who would last 10 seconds running after a suspect. Great video as always AB just confused about police policy.

[@Paralyzer]

Audinting Britain.. congratulations on 100:000 subs, what a milestone 🖖you deserve it. Show us the KZbin silver button when it arrives

[@cypeman8037]

That nugget couldn't finish what he started. 😂😂😂

[@tylerbret9089]

Yes AB Love the vids as always!! It’s Auditors like that make KZbin worth living!!! Keep doing what you do best. We love it

[@vikingmark470]

3 minutes in and it's the best video ever posted!

[@conan84cowen94]

After a Sunny Day in Kidlington AB went home for Crumpet!!!

[@TheDaflad]

“There’s the grass”..... 😂😂😂

[@vanished8664]

AB. You are the daddy at your craft of reporting and your interaction is brilliant. Keep it up. Congratulations on your recognition for a great job. 👍🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@chalachala6]

AB next time they take a pic of you request it under Subject Access Request or Freedom of Information Act. Even if they use a personal mobile it can be ordered by a judge, even if the image is deleted. You have all the rights to access any data stored about your person.

[@Swat-ed5bt]

Hi AB, love the review. You are the best!! ❤️❤️❤️🥊

[@josielovehart831]

Omg AB said ugly and rude 🤣🤣 bacon mobile 🤣😂🤣😂 little girl. Not even half way through and I cannot stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣❤

[@josielovehart831]

@@dontwatchtv5797 exactly, I never see AB like this for nothing. If they are rude they get some back. He did deserve it. Bloody throwing his weight about because he is wearing his uniform. 👍🏼

[@ryan5083]

You have helped my mental health so much, thank you AB!

[@ianyams]

Funny how the public servants don’t want to talk to the public 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Dynamoduck-nf4ws]

What camera do you use to record, the quality is amazing.

[@micktaylor9332]

It just cracks me up how you seem to be a police magnet. If they don't find you, you seem to find them. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Abauto84]

AB you crack me up when you said get back on your bacon mobile 😂

[@pauleenbee3860]

They don't like it when the table's are turned, do they. What they should remember,, it can be humiliating being stopped by them. But they enjoy that part don't they 🤷‍♀️

[@monkeytonker4637]

How did u pass your test with those bellies pmsl👍💯👍😂😂

[@mibs8620]

Good job giving it back to him with the quickness AB & Bravo on your 100K Reveal!!!

[@ajitpatel9106]

AB, another absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely fantastic video. More of these vids and stay safe PLEASE

[@carolkiteley1865]

Speaks volumes when they say report me as they know nothing will happen this needs to change anyone else would say sorry n no need for that but they can do as they plz well done ab putting him in his place you do make me laugh

[@paulmcgee2765]

Tell them to stuff it, you’re dismissed!

[@nicothechihuahua3167]

That shit is very old now although funny when I first heard it.

[@spectrumisgreen7252]

Absolutely agreed, but also in my humble opinion add :- ''Wind ya capacious neck in Bluto, get back to work ...... DISMISSED!!"

[@Subiwootn]

AB good to see you are doing well! Keep up the good work!

[@rcmantel]

👍👍👍👏👏👏 Congratulations on 100K!

[@4catsnow]

That calorically challenged gendarme is obviously used to getting his own way..so the pushback took him unawares....The days of "make it up as you go along" are fast coming to a close...but still easy to find the die-hards...as usual though, Mr AB puts up an interesting upload..

[@gerrysonofmick8834]

Was that prince harry taking ur photo 🤣🤣

[@paulhutt9621]

YO AB, You make this Cops life worth living 😂, His Mask had a higher Blood Pressure than he did, reminded me of an old bass box I had..Quality as ever AB 👍

[@FerrarifanOls95]

Well Done on reaching 100,000 subscribers AB 👍

[@spookyserpentonfire9334]

Superb👍 how did you past the test with all that belly..lmao. these ego bullys can't help themselves Thaks again for exposing these clowns.. keep living free.. 👏👊👍all the best.

[@SlothyVlogs]

YO! Cracking video AB

[@markbtelevision]

theres no virus you sad b-stard

[@davemcintoshyt277]

Yo, AB! 😂 I was about to comment about the YO! & so glad you mentioned it 😂 HI, IS NOT AB!

[@maisy_madeleine_allbless1951]

Hey there! I watch your police videos on youtube and I really enjoy watching them! Keep it up and would love to see more!

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@lomaxx83]

YO A.B. top video matey. Keep up the entertainment.

[@shajib1910]

Could you have filmed them from carpark since carpark is publicly accessible? Or even if its private, do police have powers to ask someone to stop recording?

[@YTMillsey]

Hey AB, I'm from Kettering, I've been watching your videos for almost 3 years now love everything you do, I did a bit of law studying when was in school for exactly these reasons and I too have the same response when police are around as I'm filming an incident that's happend.. anyway when you was In kettering I wish I'd known would of loved to say hello.

[@1armedguy4]

Love your channel AB carry on good Sir. Cheers !

[@Bobskiboy85]

Late congrats on 100k mate, job well done the way you do what you do and the style you present with and job well done protecting democratic rights for all by keeping them honest.

[@ggj666]

a call out to sainsburys , plod must have loved that, usually shop in Tesco round here, it's the only time you ever see them. Maybe they tried to nick some "BEEEEEF"

[@ef7480]

Well known that corporations have priority over members of the public. Completely in breach of Section 26 of Criminal Courts & Justice Act 2015👍😐

[@WTG20233]

Simply wonderful auditing skills AB. Congrats on 100k

[@greatjob7113]

He actually has over 200k you simpleton.

[@WTG20233]

@@greatjob7113 this was a year ago 😁

[@greatjob7113]

@@WTG20233 Yeah I know. Just a late reply.

[@COMICCOVERSTV]

Bacon Mobile!!!! That cracked me up!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheSadButMadLad]

8:45 So the cops sort through the clothing that it is assumed has been stolen, on the ground, in a carpark where there is lots of dirt. So those clothes won't be returned to the shop, they'll be binned if they are returned. So though the shoplifters might have got caught, the shop has lost out due to the stupidity of the cop's actions. The proper place if the clothes weren't being kept for evidence is to do it in the office inside.

[@peterhulbert]

You are pure class AB, I am going to get some popcorn and ice cream for your future videos, they are more value than the BBC and no repeats.

[@tonytotten408]

Yeh and no big TV licence fees 👍😂

[@mickwatts8278]

The guy at 5.33. When I first saw him I thought it was Prince Harry. Had to do a rewind to make sure 🤣🤣🤣

[@KDips18]

Another great video like always @Auditing Britain 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾

[@brettkeepin808]

Never seen anybody struggle so much to pick up a few pieces of paper🥵🥵🥵

[@Spookynum1]

AB the guys on car park at the start they look like meerkats when they notice lol

[@mikejj101]

Congratulations on the 101k subscribers