Polygon plays JACKBOX | "Wario's Viscous Sweat" feat. Adam Moussa

It's Saturday, which means five of your favorite Polykids (plus one Adam Moussa from Eater.com) are gathering 'round the ol' personal computer for a clean, family-friendly and notably pissless* game of Jackbox.
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*may contain trace amounts of piss

[@Mister6Doctor]

I’m a big fan of Jenna saying “we have one non-voter I respect that choice” when it was her that didn’t vote.

[@l.h.8151]

Self-love

[@leahl5007]

Galaxy brain edgelord

[@zackshell995]

I like that Brian believes Simone would want a "robot that could toast bread", or in other words, a toaster

[@cormorantcolors6791]

Zack Shell The thing that makes it a robot is anthromorphization

[@michaelweiske702]

@@cormorantcolors6791 or, in other words, a person shaped toaster

[@cormorantcolors6791]

yeah

[@emmettmcnally740]

@@michaelweiske702 a person shaped toaster with each pec replaced with the actual toaster part. Give the toast bot toastiddes

[@peasaladdeluxe6392]

Hannah McNally "Toastiddies" Thanks, i love it

[@gabriellebueche3643]

"the honey nut Cheerios bee has a welcoming and supple body...and is a provider." Hey remember when Griffin said buzz the bee was a hot top

[@kaydwessie296]

It's hip to fuck bees

[@caspianodinsson5084]

I wish I didn't

[@Pinkstarclan]

"The honey nut cheerio's bee has a welcoming supple bod." - Griffin Mcelroy 2018

[@elreydelmundo1343]

Im gonna need that on a tshirt.

[@wcs792]

some quality Simone honks in this one

[@risipieces]

i love her and her funky laugh so much

[@magpieroost]

"that I'm an Australian homosexual who likes Kylie Minogue? I mean, do the math" oh my god, the only time i've laughed so hard has been at other jackbox videos, that caught me completely off-guard and had me in tears. adam, you're great

[@ellie-anne173]

I read this right as he said it

[@marl3ymarl3y86]

@Max Crow 6:20

[@spockedandloaded]

AN AUSTRALIAN HOMOSEXUAL THAT LIKES KYLIE MINOGUE

[@kristenmcgeorge3677]

Adam: I hate raspberries Me: *cooking all 78 recipes from breath of the wild fruit cake flashback*

[@scrungybingus285]

"Reach out, touch face" sent my sides into orbit

[@MrThaes]

I choose to believe Brian's hands are always of the exact wrong temperature, instead.

[@hanchymanchy5680]

BRIAN'S BELOVED FAMILY: Here, while I go get your underwear present hold this contented baby and also this uncooked egg BDG: (thinking) oh no

[@taakotuesdays]

Hanchy Manchy BDG thinking: oh shit. oh no. oh fuck oh no

[@jacobroeland]

@@hanchymanchy5680 this. KILLED me. 😂 My mortal coil has been shuffled off. My possessions have been redistributed according to a report I wrote before I died. My coffin is oak with a lovely finish. Funeral's next Friday.

[@kittycalyx]

@@hanchymanchy5680 this is the funniest fucking comment on youtube i'm livid

[@autumnbay8031]

Hi I’m popping in to say I very much wanted to like this comment, but it’s at 666 likes and I wouldn’t want to disturb that

[@humanrich]

20:10 - "Pat, I need you to teach me your finger technique." Followed by nobody touching that...

[@toastytoaster974]

That must hit close to home for you bud.

[@djfrogtime9956]

bdg gave it a “oooooooooh ok 😬”

[@ordinarytree4678]

Big F for simone

[@rachelrachel9152]

Brian noticed it but i honestly think everyone else just didnt pick up on it bc i really think there's no way everyone could've stopped themselves from reacting and teasing simone about poor word choice since every time i hear it i gasp audibly lol

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

the griffin sleeping with socks on threw me a loop bc like if anyone's listened to mbmbam or taz during ANY of the casper ads, we all know his sleep habits with bizarre levels of intimacy

[@placeholder8392]

I KNOW! it gave me pause like “I feel like I should know this one...”

[@RantsKennel]

the second i saw the joke about killing the rich i knew right away it was Pat

[@scarecrow_speakeasy]

But honestly it was really sexy of him

[@NerdySweets3]

Zen that could be said of all of his pissless actions

[@SongbirdOfficial]

@@NerdySweets3 and his pissful ones if you're not a coward

[@blorp.1956]

oh my god I could feel Adam's inner turmoil as he attempts to explain what Mr Squiggle is to non-Australians, when the reality is that when you reflect on it, it was a very bizarre concept.

[@magpieroost]

to be fair, a children's show isn't good unless it's a really bizarre concept

[@Schemilix]

We have it here in the UK too!

[@AnnDVine]

What's so hard about it? He's the man from the moon and he's come to finish in everyone's crappy barely-finished napkin scrawls. He's a hero and a friend.

[@hollandscottthomas]

Just this morning I used a Mr Squiggle reference on a room full of non-Australians and got soooooo many confused looks, and then even more so when I tried to explain it.

[@a.r.bonner505]

Andy McCoolname now when you say, “finish in…”

[@MeonLights]

Griffin's giggles followed by Simone's squacks with some soft chuckles by Pat and Brian is the weirdest and yet most amusing ASMR

[@julischrier]

Every time Pat adds sunglasses to a drawing, I like, automatically start wheezing at this point it's always hilarious

[@MortDork]

*faint Griffin voice* PISSIN! PISSIN!

[@Mrdaimion]

"four scoring" has to be one of the funniest quiplash answers yet in this series, holy shit

[@ascerin]

"Is there a WET roomba?" - Griffin

[@Dr.JeremyDunks]

Literally posited this exact question within the last month. Also, is there a lawn Roomba?

[@rockkicker]

me: *found mbmbam before polygon* hey, is that my boy griffin? griffin: pLaY iN tHiS sPaCe me: yup

[@elijahelkwood5459]

mae-ntal breakdown big fucking mood

[@MarcyNabors]

I saw the spy kids 3D answer and immediately had flashbacks to the tune of "OH GOD ME TOO THOUGH"

[@briandavidgilbert]

she lives on in our hearts

[@vincentbiello638]

dimitra

[@prestonlong619]

"I didn't even get her email address"

[@shinydino]

“Sorry Juni, but…it’s in my programming.”

[@eoincampbell1584]

I had a crush on her and I'm not even straight

[@blahblahblahEMILY]

"i don't need to outsource my yelling" might be the most on-brand thing simone has ever said

[@tuxxle8830]

1:34 Pat: "What is the ultimate gamer snack?" Adam: "Waluigi."

[@paladin_2164]

Canadian Jake he’s such a snacc, I don’t see the problem.

[@depotagents]

Simone's laugh sounds like the mating call of a tropical bird. I love her.

[@Aaron-pv8vm]

Adam: 11:27 "I hate raspberries" Also Adam: *gives hot raspberries 7/10 on the Breath of the Wild cooking episode*

[@emilymonahan5232]

hc that he hates raspberries bc of the BOTW cooking episode

[@Jonawtawn]

I want Simone's laugh to be my alarm ringtone because there's no way I don't laugh when she is laughing.

[@singingsunflower9000]

Jonathan Hasiholan, someone should make a compilation. I would if I could!

[@KenY2KenTV]

Simone's laugh brings so much joy into my life, it's the best.

[@ashleyshannon8315]

She sounds like the prettiest seal!!! I love it so much!

[@samsilly123456]

She's the honking wheezing one right?

[@ahobbit1273]

I would have voted for Griffin's tiny smile for the alien. That really killed me.

[@qtgrl98]

A snoomba (snail Roomba)

[@nightingem]

Can we just have Jenna replace RuPaul and run all of his shows from now on. Preferably after she defeats him in a duel to the death.

[@Jonawtawn]

Gem of the Night she doesnt need to duel him. Rupaul is old, maybe just wait lil bit.

[@MaddieAmyCurtis]

Yeah but why wait for him to die when she can just make it happen

[@Jonawtawn]

Maddie Morley actually... thats true.

[@rhonamcdiarmid9606]

Honestly I don't want that as she seemed to mirror ru Paul's shitty opinion that drag can only be done by men

[@Jonawtawn]

Rhona McDiarmid when did she say that?

[@houdinimachine4672]

Comrade Pat!

[@genesisfrog]

disappointed at the sore lack of a "country girls make do" joke with that corn cob question

[@charliebitch2420]

genesis frog oml that's literally the first thing I thought of

[@fozgoth]

@@charliebitch2420 Fucking same

[@kyro8559]

I super appreciate Son of the Sun: Son of a Gun

[@rosesinthegard3n]

ADAM, SAME. i happen to be a british homosexual but like....the diagram of british and homosexual does usually overlap into Kylie 😂

[@nathan8268]

Should have gone with emancipation procreation

[@ezrawyrd9275]

I can't believe nobody did anything with Stovepipe

[@blorp.1956]

my first thought was something along the lines of "freeing the slaves (from my balls)"

[@ThatPazuzu]

Ejaculation procreation you fool, you total fool

[@polyhex]

My answer would’ve been “Linkin’ Logs”

[@darby1220]

Nathan emancipation copulation?

[@nikhilsekaran8107]

20:10 Jenna asks Pat to "teach her his finger technique" and Brian's mind goes to a dirty place

[@sapphic_sophie]

“The sun is glorious, isn’t it? Like a *magnificent father* . . . “ *SUN BOY IS SOLAIRE CONFIRMED*

[@burgerph1le]

"you guys are flooding the channel with so many eggplants that my poop's not-" FINISH THE SENTENCE GRIFFIN

[@Itacuz]

Hey, so this video series needs to never end and Tara needs to come back for round two at some point.

[@thatquietkid]

11:18 Adam!

[@deathtohumansnoah]

My favorite vine

[@CountSnaqula]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that

[@thefinalflower]

pat and i are psychically linked after that stork question

[@beefant6213]

"I don't need to outsource my yelling"

[@bronzeowl9]

"that girl from spy kids 3d who wasn't real" LMAO

[@Hellooo134]

I’m so incredibly grateful for Simone honking

[@jadereynolds1204]

22:39 COMRADE PAT

[@crispyyy3]

“The superiority of square tables” sent me 😂 Adam should’ve won. He’s hilarious

[@zygoncommander1239]

I took a big gulp of tea before "Is there a WET ROOMBA?" and my laughter was very wet as well

[@kappaross6124]

5:02 I'm both disappointed and relieved that nobody entered "Scrundler".

[@Dabednego]

What kind of energy does Brian give off that people just gift him underwear? Wait, no, I know. I've seen Unraveled

[@nguiklian]

Adams memes are SO good

[@pigeon5868]

for the brian's first celebrity crush question, my first thought was also "jesse mccartney"

[@thepantweaver]

MINE TOO but I think I was just projecting

[@yaboicolleen]

I just binge-watched a bunch of these Jackbox videos just to find the one where Griffin goes, "Frasier Frasier FRASIER" and at last I've found it

[@raysravens52]

Adam is wonderful every time he's guested on your shows

[@fizzingsoda4683]

More Polygon JackBox is a gift. Thank you, everyone!

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

Simone’s laugh always gives me hope for the world

[@90sPikachu]

12:58 this is the second time yall have called something cubist when it ain’t! that’s all s curves and c curves! picasso is tutting in heaven

[@90sPikachu]

i am sorry for being so aggressive, but art pumps me up

[@90sPikachu]

j-mi right on!

[@julesgarcia895]

anybody in this thread smoke piss

[@wilowwy8178]

these are the most wholesome comments, I like this

[@sonofhorus82]

Every time Simone laughs it makes me love her more and more.

[@harriet1862]

these are always so very good thank you polygon

[@Komichi]

Quality honks in this one 👌

[@kasper108]

some nice simone honks in this one, boys!

[@risipieces]

i would give my life for simone, her laugh is so *good*

[@pinaygirl10]

Jenna has adapted and is reaping the rewards

[@Normanette]

These videos are just so perfect !! Love you pals !

[@notjamin]

I love that I immediately knew the guillotine was Pat's answer I also love Pat for typing it

[@annebeach6630]

Thank you for this great start to my saturday! Ya'll are the best.

[@Erynja193]

On the off chance that someone at Polygon sees this, my ad before this video was for a hate group. I dont think that goup's whole thing would be okay by you guys, so if there is a way you can change what companies are allowed to put ads up on your videos maybe that would be a good thing to check out.

[@McBehrer]

Who was it? If you remember...

[@meikohan]

I never saw any of the Spy Kids movies, but the fact that both ladies remembered and immediately referenced Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken when they saw horse diving makes the Polygon staff feel very relatable to me.

[@alansmithee419]

11:40 I like to think that both of these happened at the same time.

[@jaysaturna]

Pat mentioning Pappy Drewit made my day!

[@angrybidoof847]

They do make a mop version of a roomba, it's called braava

[@HelleBunny_]

You guys should play Survive the Internet! I think that one would be super fun with you guys

[@ameliarose2115]

Please do more of these oh my god I’m crying

[@s.g.7572]

Simone laughs like Entrapta from the She-Ra reboot and honestly I am very on board

[@riverfare2847]

I have a hard time believing Pat's ever broken his nose, because in profile, that baby is a perfectly straight 45 degree angle.

[@garrettwells2820]

Simone’s laugh sounds like Jared Leto’s joker laugh at the end I fucking love it

[@garfieldfan]

Simone's laugh is my favourite thing it brings so much joy to my day

[@ChthonicDepths]

"i like having some restrictions. it makes me more creative..." Adam Holy Fuck

[@timothyscheneman1689]

“People just keep gifting me underwear”- BDG

[@redmortly7965]

6:02 the armie hammer reference hits different in 2021

[@taakotuesdays]

Bring these back this is good content

[@cubalayabandit5591]

The opening bit reminds me so deeply of Busto and The Sun Chips Place

[@nerdpiggy]

12:54 Brian drew a scrundler on his nametag. Or..... maybe Brian DIDN'T draw it..........

[@djfrogtime9956]

21:07 jenna “i was actually going for a disney prince thing but simone, you are...you are my disney prince” simone “thank youu!!!”

[@marchhoney6329]

Man SAME Adam, your disco needs you SLAPS

[@quinnhodgman-wright2964]

"Everyone wants to be spooned." Me, an aroace who's biggest fear is physical contact: "Sure, dude."

[@gennamalone464]

This is my favorite one so far

[@samtheultimatetransguy4300]

I had to watch this so many times before I understood that when Simone said "my people" she's talking about the French and not rich people....

[@Alison.taylor.c]

i would sure hope griffin remembers how to play the piano, otherwise i'd be very confused as to how he produced so much music for TAZ

[@Ovetupp]

Adam seems sweet and nice. A good guest.

[@kara2125]

i love 16:48 bc i always picture it as griffin giving a press conference and yanking the mic real close to his face

[@loloice401]

10:24 I love the national treasure support

[@zander67]

please keep doing these!

[@nstewart1623]

6:16 got me, I started singing Love My Way so hard.

[@alexandersowa4106]

Continue this series please!

[@gerry4341]

These videos are my favorite

[@keenywah6349]

As soon as I saw 24:15 I thought, “Pat?” And then it was Pat and I was so happy. Being respectful to the veggies

[@faithmyers7585]

that aussie accent

[@elliottloverin3289]

i’m pleased to announce that there is a mop roomba and i saw it at target today.

[@anthonysulpizio2269]

The best answer for the whale one is “run until you’re pooped out”

[@miasma1718]

yay adam moussa aka the best twitter follow i ever did