Monster Factory: Having a Nude Bonanza in Conan Exiles (NSFW!)

[@polygon]

Sorry for the reupload! Missed some racist dipshits in chat in the old version. I was so focused on editing out the ding dongs that I missed it. -- Griffin

[@LuvTonique]

Glad you edited that out, my dad was about to walk in and read the screen and he would'a been straight chuffed

[@airekarinehart5732]

thank you so much for showing that you care about your viewers. it really means a lot

[@sidneypost3135]

Polygon I'm glad you got the racists out, but boy I was scared I was getting less, uhhh, meat when I saw you re uploaded and I watched this version

[@Ostermond]

> ding dongs Yes. Check.

[@clepburr]

thanks griffin that actually means a lot.

[@AnnDVine]

show me that dirty thing set censorship to no

[@saucesaucesaucesauce1380]

i know this was made 3 years ago but u may as well play the clothed version if ur gonna censor it

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

@@saucesaucesaucesauce1380 nah the dicks are premium content, just for the mcelbois, if you wanna see the dingaling ya gotta buy the game i guess XD

[@zubetp]

@@saucesaucesaucesauce1380i know this was made 4 years ago but i agree

[@N3rv3d4m4g3]

Never forget that this video had SO much Meat to censor, that Griffin didn't notice the blatant racism happening in the chat , and had to re-edit it X'D

[@dhiibvulk9036]

excuse me **what**

[@dayalasingh5853]

What were people saying?

[@cho-ws4bf]

Dayala Singh I think some dude with the username “I hate black people” was being a dickhead. Unsurprisingly

[@sethescope]

@@dayalasingh5853 just in case you were still wondering, I mean, it's the internet. probably the n-word or some nonsense like that

[@GaHoolianGirl100]

jefferson tallpipe is one the most forgettable monsters, yet is in one of the least forgettable monster factories

[@jaynenunya6070]

sixty ninth like

[@goofygoober4901]

man this episode of He-Man really shocked me

[@Riyamu0779]

Goofy Goober brother

[@genesisfrog]

I love it when Griffin silently types thing after thing into chats in multiplayer games. Whatever is being said is guaranteed gold.

[@spencykings3182]

[silence] [faint typing noises] [wheezing]

[@norrienoz2042]

'I know there is a chance that this is someone's first Monster Factory and they're gonna think this is a ding dong based franchise...' - Griffin McElroy 2016, Melting Bart Simpson In Black Desert Online

[@anotherwesley7661]

Gently dip bepis into sand, check temperature

[@smeckledeckle6573]

ok wesley

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

*pipis

[@yellobanana6456]

no NO

[@leiram8833]

*deempis

[@lenacarey2333]

I almost coughed up a lung from laughter when the guy Griffin was attacking went into the T-pose and the upper half of his body exploded

[@Hawwwlucha]

Glad to see someone else noticed the brief T-pose before exploding.

[@lenacarey2333]

***** It was the best part

[@roidroid]

Inside every body there's a Bone Dogg in there. Just getting really really angry at everything that's happening. When he reaches peak anger, he escapes explosively

[@roidroid]

it's all right here in this tract.

[@bowpow]

Unrelated i love ur pfp so much

[@Elonyx.studios]

I think the fact that we can't see the dingus, and we have to rely solely on thier descriptions makes it even funnier

[@sycastells1212]

What does it say about our culture that animated dongos need censoring but an extended segment of human being casually tortured to death is, like, nbd.

[@holidaycomplex]

We're fucked

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

Welcome to America!

[@ljc5277]

Yeah, the character creation thing is literally the dude being crucified... yikes

[@hillo890]

@@ItsBunnyBuns literally nothing to do with america. do you think games arent censored outside america or something?

[@ashb7]

We live in a society

[@WritingOnGames]

"Jefferson Tallpipe" might be my favourite word combo ever stated on Monster Factory

[@AceAttorny]

It's got that Flint Ironstag, Big McLargeHuge vibe.

[@Hedhnter]

Specifically made a character that had an insanely small penis. Like, an acorn sticking out of a bed of hair. Another player knocked me unconscious and was going to rob me, and then when he took my pants off he paused, said "Well, you probably have a good personality?" and then just left.

[@TVBraingremlin]

whenever pony starts playing i nearly die of a laughing fit. it's so brief too

[@happinesswins]

Tara Velting I know!! I was about to jam! lmao

[@soupalex]

ah, wasn't there a MBMBaM goof where they go deep on the lyrics to pony or sth?

[@TVBraingremlin]

that's prolly true but i haven't listened to that particular episode :(

[@garmfielb]

I know you wrote this 3 years ago but I've been trying to figure out the name of this song all week with this vid as my only example, and I finally found your comment and now I'm bumping Ginuwine for all my friends. So thank you

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

The little music sting every time the Bepis makes a surprise appearance slays me

[@OverlordVal]

SET CENSOR TO NO

[@JulesAhmose]

Lindy Young love your icon!!

[@guavajagular]

In Monster Factory spirit, I have decided Jefferson Tailpipe's crotch is literally a shape shifting mass of fun clipart graphics and pixelation.

[@dizzyd4310]

canon

[@jkaptustudios]

7:13 like if you’re watching in 2019, after griffin was done editing it

[@f1zz-k1d89]

watching in 2020 baybee

[@transmasc]

watching in 2021 and I’m blaming the pandemic on griffin for not uploading the uncensored version

[@steakjones]

absolutely love watching this in 2021 and seeing the quick succession “dune” and “berries and cream” references ( 2:14 )

[@rattyeely]

Aged like wine

[@vianerdss]

Justin really has been pushing for it for all these years fkshdj 😭😭😭

[@sethescope]

@@vianerdss we're all friends here and this comment feels deep enough in the sauce of the comments section to be anonymous and I can ask the questions that have burdened my heart for some time but I have yet been unable to ask. so I know Justin uploaded the berries and cream audio to TikTok (and then was probably inundated with berries and cream references and content but am not sure). is that literally all there was to the whole thing? did I miss something? or is it just that berries and cream is Justin's claim to fame now instead of his actual work? lol

[@al.m765]

@@sethescope yes. there is also a conspiracy that he was paid by starbursts to promote berries and cream so they could make a meme product (no i'm not kidding)

[@sethescope]

@@al.m765 okay so I've been on the internet for a long time but that is the most bonkers thing I've ever heard. I don't doubt you, I 100% can believe people believe that, but oh my sweet baby Jesus what is wrong with people

[@lazyliving456]

I didn't know KZbin would just let you upload a whole episode of Scrubs like this, but I really enjoyed it! Turk is a silly boy, as always.

[@shinydino]

lazyliving456 Just like Bart!

[@Spenstarr]

Everything you're seeing is brought to you by Best Buy

[@sethescope]

Really glad they decided to sponsor the show. A powerful corporate move

[@BenWatton92]

So where do I send my $19.99 for my VHS?

[@katnon]

“The Berries and Cream guy” oh god… Justin little do you know how that man will define your life journey in the future…

[@mablevalley4683]

Jefferson tallpipe was a grim portent of things to come…

[@Kryptnyt]

I love how proud that man was for stealing your pants off the ground

[@scaldlemon9847]

“hey thanks for the pants” “hey no problem, _jerk_ “

[@sarahl701]

the part I come back to over and over again

[@taylor7666]

"YOU GET TO BE IN A MONSTER FACTORY EPISODE IF YOU COME LET ME OUT" omfg griffin what a bribe

[@alexanderslamilton791]

I can't believe it's 2019 and Griffin's done editing this

[@Hawwwlucha]

I am disappointed that the _only_ Conan Exiles video on Pornhub is a guy streaming it as a female avatar. Put the uncensored version of this video on there for the glorious dingaling flopping around!

[@boodlebug77]

Susan Crushbone and Jefferson Tallpipe: the horniest couple on television

[@HippoJPLauncher]

Susan Crushbone is a lesbian she's Mëllisa's girlfriend that likes sly cooper

[@Spenstarr]

HippoJPLauncher Melissa has a gf that supports her cosplay she's not single

[@boodlebug77]

HippoJPLauncher maybe horny lil Bone Dogg would be a better match for Jefferson TP then?

[@Hawwwlucha]

Susan Crushbone is pansexual

[@Homie-Erectus]

+Risingmatsu pamsexual

[@AppliedGats]

The thumbnail looks like He-Man if he was the villain from No Country for Old Men.

[@sethescope]

*No Country for Old He-Men

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

@@sethescope This. Is. _Perfect._

[@polymphus]

That's not a hog your boy's got, that's a BOAR

[@PartyTimePPLZ]

10:25 *"hey thanks for the pants"*

[@lepidopteram]

2:17 if only Justin had known the power those words would hold in 2021, given by his own hand no less

[@ethan-zn5sd]

i was waiting for someone to say something lmao

[@lexthequeer]

i haven’t kept up. what happened?

[@ethan-zn5sd]

@@lexthequeer He referenced the berries and cream guy who was insignificant then but became a big meme a few months ago

[@vianerdss]

@@ethan-zn5sd not only that Justin is the culprit behind the memes popularity lmaooo

[@SirJamestown]

Too bad the pipe wasn't tall enough to cover all the racist chat messages.

[@gafeht]

Does anyone know what they were about?

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

I do know that the username of someone was "ihateblackpeole" or something like that. that isn't cool

[@gafeht]

+stone sherrill Ah. That's dumb.

[@ultraguy14]

Sounds pretty funny to me.

[@ansel3551]

ppl like that are obvi trollin to get attention. Best to ignore em.

[@margaesperanza]

Those short bits of "Pony" playing when the peen shows up just made my day

[@smixiedee]

take me down to the ding dong city where the dings are dongs and the dings are ding-y

[@razbizzle]

cackling

[@dizzyd4310]

i so badly want to like this but it's at 69 likes and i dare not disturb the balance

[@ezekielmartin4323]

OH WON'T YOU PLEASE LET ME BOOOOOOONE

[@JoelJessup]

Great episode. Jefferson Tallpipe looks like Javier Bardem playing Prince Adam.

[@lumen8341]

THAT'S who it is, it was bugging me the whole dang time

[@feel5930]

XDDD

[@letsplayplayer102]

19:52 The bepis has escaped the censer

[@alantremonti1381]

I seent it. It winked at me. >:I

[@chaoticgoose4286]

A wild bepis was spotted

[@gus8824]

thank you for this blessing

[@brody2k]

Can we all acknowledge Griff's continued chat at 17:00 "it may be dudesteak"

[@spirit5877]

This was my first Monster Factory/McElroy content ever. It's only been 2 and a half years so of course now I have seen and listened to all their videos and podcasts and their show and I just can't believe it all started here

[@misterkingdom3571]

Did you think it was a ding dong based franchise?

[@gothclown9013]

15:22 why is the inventory pixelated?? can you collect dongers or what?

[@raink.3153]

While the actual "monster" in this episode is a little tame, the humor is 11/10 from these boys in this one.

[@bethsims981]

Powder blue tangs don't school like that That is the only thing wrong with this game

[@eyetooth]

I love you

[@rayne4779]

endeye yuuuuuuuuûp

[@ThejollyFrenchman]

I love the chat in the corner. "Is it tubesteak?" "It might be dudesteak." "Wow, wtf guys?"

[@UncleLucky]

the sheer joy in their laughs when Griffin thinks of "Jefferson Tallpipe" makes me so happy

[@TheLiam14141]

Underwear is officially set to no.

[@CallMeMaddiePie.]

2:19 "like if the berries and cream guy got old but wouldn't let go of the hair color" Justin foreshadowing his claim to tiktok fame four years early

[@Tahukan]

Am I the only one pissed off at the guy saying Teamspeak is better than Discord in the chat?

[@tangy3003]

Tahukan it's time to ditch skype and teamspeak

[@PerishingPurplePulsar]

Am I the only one pissed off at tge guy saying discord is better? I actually agree with the guy, when it comes to multicontinental Arma 3 ts is the only way to go

[@SolrSurfr3]

I appreciate that they dedicated so much time and attention to programming the dick physics in this game. Mostly because it gives me a reason to use the phrase “dick physics”.

[@nschwartz311]

I’m so glad Griffin has finally finished editing this Monster Factory

[@WolveriaTV]

Playing Pony for just a split second is like.... what really does it for me.

[@MrKrazyoshi]

Happy 2019! It's nice to see that Griffin finally finished editing this!

[@beanie_beans]

I am rewatching this in 2022 and Justin mentioning the berries and cream guy is jarring in modern context.

[@dakota6054]

I love the fact that the internet has quickened the life cycle of trends so thoroughly that 2022 can be referenced as more modern than 2017.

[@CRYSTALCLAWED]

Do I dare ask what the context is?

[@thesimonjadis]

The strangest thing about this is that I've watched a few hours of Conan Exiles gameplay before, but somehow Monster Factory is just better at the combat portion of the game than anything that I've seen before.

[@arurelius]

Griffin, you're breaking my heart. I NEED a trifecta of videos on this game. Please.....

[@TygurTriple7]

What a sublime use of Ginuwine.

[@mickel1470]

Severely underrated comment.

[@DementisVenustas]

does your bepis hang low does it wobble to and fro can you dip it on the ground can you swing it all around

[@CollinScott]

Jefferson Tallpipe is my least favorite of the Jefferson Airplane/Starship trio.

[@BenWatton92]

Collin Scott even worse the starship?

[@MariahGem]

Ben Watton Yeah, I mean, even they built a city...

[@sethescope]

McElroy content comment sections are full of wholesome and very good people and you are all extremely powerful and I love you for making me laugh just as much as the video does

[@haleyweber5831]

The berries and cream comment from Justin hits different now, in the year of our lord, 2021

[@DoodleAuthor]

*looks down at Dong* [press E to interact] 👀

[@Emilytea]

"if he seems me playing this adult bepis game he's gonna be chuffed" I really honestly feel like this should not be funny, but it's fucking hysterical

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

WHERES ALL THE PEBIS?

[@heylittletwelvetoes8650]

So where's the uncensored version

[@1-1-5-2]

DJ Hood show me that thing

[@1-1-5-2]

show me that nasty thing

[@robertsmithfan877]

@@1-1-5-2 hiiiiii

[@emmamcathcart8036]

rewatching this after justin uploaded the berries and cream sound to tiktok is wild

[@elanorjorgensen6912]

I would buy that VHS

[@HufflepuffsPanda]

Griffin: Jefferson Tallpipe . . Also Griffin: Cackles at that, his own goof, for five minutes

[@mariethevampire]

Wow i can't believe in the year of our lord 2019 that griffin finally uploaded this video!

[@dogzilla8you]

16:51 "is it ........... tubesteak?" "it may be dudesteak" griffin ilu

[@t.m.gacutan5523]

reading the chat on this video makes me appreciate the mcelroys so much more

[@darthcupcake2]

Hey if you guys are looking for more games to play with character creators, idk if you could get an emulator or what but there's this old GameCube game called Amazing Island that you could have a lot of fun with. It's like an early version of Spore meets that episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure where they somehow drew their characters into a video game in 1988, and then you get to put your horrific creations through a bunch of minigames like some sort of fucked up version of the chao garden. It's incredible

[@cornsuck]

I have never, in my entire life, ever met anyone who's known about SEGA's greatest title.

[@attackofthedoggan6471]

​@@cornsuck Have you seen the Jaiden Animations video on it?

[@issyvert]

4 years ago and they made a dune reference and berries and cream meme reference wow

[@Yoshilisk]

SOMEONE remembers the berries & cream guy, thank god

[@Agpicklefeet]

Someone has to make a lost media wiki entry on the uncensored version of this video

[@orgi13man]

He-Man has really started pandering to a more mature audience.

[@GioTheVax]

It's 2019, Griffin has finally uploaded the fully edited version of this video.

[@Seeveekat]

Griffin's voice when the guy explodes gets me everytime

[@SuperQ42]

like many people, my absolute favorite part of the conan series is the way his honkus was like completely out there all of the time, constantly. truly inspirational

[@tomroadrunner87]

Often with a very, very detailed description of both size and appearance.

[@jacobdial2448]

Jefferson Tallpipe is my favorite indie band

[@holdmeclosertinyprancer]

The single note of from the bassline of Pony that plays is such a funny and perfect thing that I'm honestly sad it wasn't made into more of a running thing with this episode

[@goo2471012]

Juice making a berries and cream reference in 2017 is chilling. He had no idea that would be his legacy.

[@bigcrunch6229]

see that nasty thing script command "see" not found

[@firstnamelastname5436]

"THIS EPISODES GONNA GO UP IN 2019" me, watching in 2019: :0

[@shizaya]

I would KILL for an uncensored version

[@doctornewell4771]

7:12 So glad that this video is up! Finally! Great work on this one boys!

[@queereden]

oh my god.... the berries and cream.....

[@MagicalJunicorn]

Griffin's laughter to his own joke of Jefferson Tallpipe is the most delightful sound in the universe. We should blast it into space to let alien civilizations know that some of us are kind.

[@hostile-elf]

is it weird that i genuinely want Jefferson tallpipe to pork me with his hog

[@ConSolo29]

very later but yes

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Yes

[@MintyArisato]

no

[@danielmaiermusic94]

"Jefferson Tallpipe" never fails to make me laugh

[@capric0rnusCaretaker]

berries and cream guy more like berries and PEEN

[@CrazyConnor2]

THE SECOND COMING OF JEFFERSON TALLPIPE!

[@SignlessSuffererJordanBoyea]

I love that Griffin turns into a goose when he laughs

[@pippydunkin]

1:45 Nick Robinson

[@Jackoff_icial]

fave part of this video that I just noticed now in 2021 is dan and drew trying to figure out who the hell raided them on this server where they're clearly all on a first name basis

[@WhoLetThemIn]

chuffed is good chuffed to bits is proper good

[@brownhues]

I love that "Pony" is automatically the showing ding dong song.

[@mimmikyu2404]

We saw a very rare thing in this episode Someone badmouthing discord

[@HypeWolf]

You know, when Justin starts coughing its definetly funny haha

[@reighfreuden6473]

Anyone else have WatchMojo "Top 10 FAKE nude scenes" in related on this video? Thanks boys. Now the internet thinks I did a bad.

[@K-bb2bc]

Reigh Freuden number one on that list BETTER be this video

[@UncoolNerd93]

I cried laughing at one in the morning when I got to the three smileys bit. I almost woke my whole house up with tears rolling down my face laughing. The McElroys are doing good work, making the internet an amazing place. Keep it up. (Pun intended)