PolyStation 3 Review

[@kidboykid11]

When you realise how old the ps3 is now, and how old this video is.

[@Undim]

(Insert sarcastic remark here)

[@kidboykid11]

Undim your dog

[@Undim]

Woof woof, how did you know?

[@Nimade69]

I have a ps3

[@TanukiCris]

levana da banana Thank you for answering a question, that no one asked

[@FRISHR]

-no DLCs -no pre order bonuses -no microtransactions This was clearly a console ahead of it’s time.

[@brandonfleming7118]

@Allah- A r/woooosh

[@Zenocius]

@Allah- A ckbar

[@davymachinegun5130]

Praise Geraldo

[@Wisi2018]

Better than playstation

[@cosmicluna5783]

wisiwowea 2018 Why don't you use this console for that rest of your life then?

[@nukiradio]

PolyStation 3 The 3 stands for 3 batteries

[@juliandeclercq9643]

lol

[@davecrupel2817]

not included.

[@RubyRain268]

The 3 also stands for 3 hundred, which is what you will spend for said batteries

[@RubyRain268]

+RainyDay That are not included of course, we can't spend money for batteries.

[@theLuigiFan0007Productions]

It also means it's the official release platform for Half Life 3, scheduled for 2030.

[@nightseer1663]

Oh my.. he hasn't changed in the slightest. Production quality's gone up 10000 fold though, so claps to that, not that it really matters because the personality pulls it all together.

[@Veolynn13]

>takes out batteries >"most expensive part" instant like.

[@b.henriques9871]

GammaWALLE yep

[@chrispchips34]

twans

[@lookstothetroon]

you will never be a woman

[@MoonManMoonMan]

brimstone pfp, also YWNBARW btw

[@lookstothetroon]

@@MoonManMoonMan KEYED

[@Catthatisblue]

It's actually disturbing that this exists. Not even a very poor person would want this. Might as well play outside. That isn't a video game. It's crappy lights.

[@tzatzeekee]

10 years, same couch

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

Zak Kouris sofa

[@reallyryan_]

@@oiltycoonbillionaire same thing

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

Ryan Jack uwu

[@lucifrr.9340]

You mean 12

[@memestealer420]

This guy posted the comment 3 years ago

[@W.2026]

I love how his style has remained the same for more than a decade. Even that couch has never changed, it's like he stores it in a time capsule or some shit when he's done filming.

[@TheHutchy01]

It's down to just the one surviving section now though. God only knows what he'll do when that one is destroyed by putty, old food, and bits of Terminator.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

​@@TheHutchy01I love imagining a cartoonish depiction of the couch, where it's been burned through as if by toxic waste several times, simply melting tiny holes through the entire couch just after some decades-expired food morsels hit it.

[@Raderade1-pt3om]

This chnnale will ne huge time capsule for centuries to come

[@Dr_McKay]

All the butthurt Popstation fanboys are jealous of the superior Polystation exclusives.

[@alexanderhahne6388]

+Souless Valkyreon No.

[@Person-fr5md]

+Ben J get rekt popstation fanboys

[@alexanderhahne6388]

Ethan Ly You are so dumb, you are really dumb.

[@Person-fr5md]

Alexander Hahne how?

[@alexanderhahne6388]

Ethan Ly He's climbing in your window... (your turn)

[@GoWithDannyMo]

8 years and Ashens hasn't changed one bit with his commentary

[@wizzardoo6228]

8?

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Unless it's October right now, it's not 8 years. it's only 7. Unless he's referring to the reviews in general, specifically his first ever review which was indeed, 8 years ago. Nearly 9 years now.

[@wizzardoo6228]

KirbyMario12345 That could be.

[@GoWithDannyMo]

Meh, it doesn't matter, you know what I meant :P

[@minu2910]

KirbyMario12345 I read that in a slow creepy voice just because of your profile picture...

[@Orycun]

9 years ago still same couch

[@feralzi8930]

Lol

[@willpoole5287]

Lol XD

[@DerangedMallard]

+TuneZGaming_ That's nothing, I've been sitting in the same place for 20+ years

[@feralzi8930]

+Kristoffer Kjellin and your a grown man watch ps3 review

[@feralzi8930]

+Kristoffer Kjellin watching*

[@sethfinley8378]

Man, looking back at an ashens video from 2007 makes you realize how little his video format has changed these past 12 years.

[@therealhussein]

16 years*

[@JonesBrothersProductionsiac]

​@@therealhusseinStop, I can't feel this old. Not yet.

[@Xsuprio]

The human eye can't see more than 0.6 FPS anyway.

[@voidloops]

How bad is your eyesight?

[@Xsuprio]

I can't reply, because my eyesight is too bad.

[@joefederico1501]

+Xsuprio but you just did

[@Xsuprio]

Joe Federico Who said that!?

[@brandonfleming7118]

lol

[@Prowess107]

polystation master race!

[@maginciajaz]

AfricanSpaceJezzus Psh PX3600 Master Race.

[@Knuxfan24]

Stop the CPSC Scrubs. WLL for life ya noobs.

[@freddy4136]

ayyyy lmao

[@rmrealm]

Knuxfan24 Don't you mean... *high pitched* Willilil!

[@Knuxfan24]

☭Fezcrab☭ But of course!

[@StewHeisenberg]

The Polystation is what you call the "next-generation" of consoles.

[@Saad_Man]

#pcmustardrace

[@stop836]

😀LOL

[@randomcringechild6845]

*

[@randomcringechild6845]

+Purple Girl (AKA Allie) 🤓😳🤒🤕🤗🙄😠☹️🤐😋🤑🤔🤖✍🎅👔👑🐔🕷🐱🐼🐭🐨🐦🐗🐌🦀🐡🐸🐬🐠🐟🦁🐙🦄🐜🐋🐊🐆🐅🐃🐘🐫🐪🐄🐂🐐🐀🐁🐓🦃🕊🐖🐈🐩🐕🐉🐲🎍🎋🎄🐿🌻🌺🌸

[@user-qp6ef5es7k]

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[@sogwolf2296]

does it support 4k?

[@sogwolf2296]

Chloe Flowers lolz 😂😂

[@sogwolf2296]

Chloe Flowers sorry i jus liked your comment 😄😜😋

[@KingTheGermanShepherd]

SOG WOLF ps4 doesn't... Ijs

[@jjjoshiii6659]

It supports 16k.

[@StupidjimmyInc]

no bro, just the polybox s😂😂😂

[@RobloxAndy]

i feel sorry for parents that know nothing and accidentally bought this for their child or something

[@druidofthefang]

MrHacksss and the kids who thought they get a PS3, and then see this chinese pile of cheap plastic

[@leanbros1351]

mhmoka and try to play with his friends that has PS3

[@FrizzBeeMans]

mhmoka And then they reviewing their ps 3

[@TimGaukerToons]

Considering that the console costed 600 bucks at the time, parents would have thought this was a bargain!

[@AlrightPeeps]

mhmoka tell That to young don the sauce god😂😂

[@AshkPunk]

This is an amazing gift for your niece or nephiew, like hey Bob, I got you a PS3, here it is, *running while yelling: have fun!

[@cerokov]

lol

[@HushtheMag]

Hardly ever chuckle out loud reading comments. Thanks mate!

[@angelogalaviz]

+Michael Jarrett No problem!

[@Swordslash]

xD

[@chrisfeltner]

AshkPunk evil evil man/women

[@jonathanto2365]

Ashen's reflection = more entertaining than the actual game.

[@Fearagen]

14 Years and he hasn't changed a bit. Amazing KZbinr.

[@EpicB]

Can't wait for the PolyStation 4.

[@PacPearson]

I know I hear this one has another pitch of sound!!!!!

[@price2camper]

This is truly next gen! >:D

[@whisperchainsaw102]

maybe itll have city fighter 2

[@EpicB]

And Last Fantasy VII.

[@price2camper]

Or battleground 4

[@YOGSFANSKane]

Did you record this with the AirPhone 4?

[@hectorcastellanos7025]

2007

[@YOGSFANSKane]

Yes, I know - that was the joke.

[@angelovercetti67]

duude xD

[@ryanmichaelpower]

And yet 2007 was the year the first iPhone was released....so why the fuck would they have clones already...especially back then

[@YOGSFANSKane]

Ryan Power Because people are sad...

[@jamestree6697]

looks like a job for:World's Sharpest Knife™

[@riseagain845]

The random-ass BioShock sketch at the end is one of my favorite Ashens moments.

[@sebastiangorka200]

he was the one to originally spoil the game for me now that ive basically finished it for the first ive come back to rewatch the video

[@xXNoJokesXx]

this was posted before fallout 3 was released.

[@gumball2253]

No Jokes this was posted before (insert popular game) was released.

[@hypnotised-clover]

This was posted when tf2 was released

[@hypnotised-clover]

It was also posted before 2018, epic facts

[@ReshiramR52]

Fallout 3 best game in the series... behind Fallout Brotherhood of Steel of course

[@hypnotised-clover]

@@ReshiramR52 What does that even mean?

[@MrblobbyTv]

I wish they'd make a BS3 (blobbystation)

[@Jupiter__001_]

You always scared me as a child.

[@MrblobbyTv]

:( That was never my intention, blobby

[@Jupiter__001_]

+Mr Blobby It's OK. Don't take it personally. The baby-sun from the Tellytubbies made me cry.

[@iimZeon]

Knockoff Station 4

[@HulkRemade]

More like a bunch of BullShit 3

[@norsktegnefilmsang3689]

The gameplay may suck, but I would love to have it as some kind of decoration

[@mimingmaster5839]

It's as legendary as the game child!

[@StriderOwO]

NorskTegnefilmSang I'd love to have it so I can throw it out a window.

[@chorne1805]

NorskTegnefilmSang or spray paint a cool design on it

[@TheVoiceTrumpetYT]

Wow i have seen your channel before, because i am Norwegian aswell and your channel brings back my memories....

[@supermario863]

2007 feels so long ago

[@Partobo]

shahshashahshashs

[@IanC14]

12 goddamn years

[@skinwalker69420]

TF2 came out the same year this video did. Feels weird to think about

[@mde1953]

240p.... We meet again.

[@hahahelfy9807]

EMDEE9296 dead 😂😂😂😂

[@syscemokcookie62]

Well, at least you have 240p... I only had 180p..

[@WitchettyMan]

Unoriginal comment... We meet again.

[@T1000-l1p]

WitchettyMan unoriginal comment about an unoriginal comment

[@lavaman8836]

Dont know when...

[@EdgyShooter]

KZbin's algorithm finally understands that I want to go through all of Ashen's old videos!

[@mert4675]

Is there a Jailbreak out for the Polystation ???

[@-theawesomegamer-112]

+Dein Vadder I Know that it has great games! but still the Polystation is so good that even the best of hackers can't jailbreak it because of its quality!

[@mert4675]

Do You have a Mod Menu for Gta 5 ?

[@HunterVS]

+Dein Vadder Actually, yes! I was just playing the homebrew Omega Woman vs City Fighter on my Polystation 3 a few minutes ago.

[@survivingmoon7635]

I was about to complain about 240p, but then I realized that this was uploaded in 2007

[@JohnTheMadnesss]

Imagine buying PS3 and instead having a fucking Tiger Electronic game bootleg *what were they thinking*

[@stickmations7303]

Felyne Hunter hes the angry video game nerd..

[@RiasatSalminSami]

Yeah, that was the first thing that came on my mind after he started the game. Tiger Electronics in the form of Ps3 lol. So they started stealing Sony's design instead of Nintendo now huh?

[@DylanRocket]

What a shitload of fuck!

[@bushsoriginalbakedbeans2950]

LJN

[@thegamesbrotherssvk5135]

the polystation 3 can run GTA 5 perfectly

[@gamedad1984]

will this run GtaV.?

[@sheldon1735]

+NervousGuy Yes. But only on lowest graphics. and if you have a few beers and imagination.

[@loithemushroom6298]

it might run grab that auto

[@ruekurei88]

+Sheldon Jones (Inside Out VideoGames) Throw in some acid and bath salts and it'll be like the PS4 version.

[@sheldon1735]

And with a crap ton of Wow, it will be ultra PC graphics.

[@sheldon1735]

www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/the_slate_quiz/authorPortraits/pronounce_doge4.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg

[@aminakhan9681]

I love how this comes in my recommended after 13 years and when PS5 had just been out

[@drunkchara9862]

It says this is #1 The Worst Video Game Console Knockoffs

[@drunkchara9862]

and I cant believe your brave enough to buy this console

[@universeknight0713]

ign gave it a 10 out of ten

[@iimZeon]

And Ashens calls the Play Station a GAME STATION

[@Komradvsky]

+A person who Hates life 100% (TOP KEK) copyright

[@iimZeon]

Finnishbro YT how?

[@ALTER_7]

8 fucking years....jesus christ.

[@daniel-ek9to]

This video? Try 9.

[@ALTER_7]

+TryHarder - CoC & More I'm dumb :P

[@daniel-ek9to]

+JDasherX 3+6 = 9. Sorry you failed 1st grade math.

[@campbelllove3877]

+TryHarder - CoC & More you want to check the month? Try 8 years.

[@daniel-ek9to]

+Campbell Love Woah three (four if you wanna count July considering it just started) months! If it was like January, then yes I would've counted the month. But it's July. I think we can round up.

[@mattreynolds1080]

ahhh 2007... Full of gorgeous 240p

[@A-C-F]

13 years ago can’t believe it still loving the content takes me back to the good old days haha

[@grobestadtwurst2041]

I was 14 when I watched this video the first time. You get used to things so fast, KZbin only existed since 2 years back then, but it felt like it always has been there.

[@overbleached8180]

Can't wait for the Polystation4 to comeout!holly shit I'm so damn excited.

[@overbleached8180]

SamuGameplay juegos de ps4,directos y mucho mas Yes that was the purpose of making these stuff anyway,create a garbage knockoff of the original thing.

[@overbleached8180]

jake tdog You know!since it's pony entertainment corporation who are developping the system you do not know what to expect!

[@overbleached8180]

jake tdog You've got to be kidding I've allready tried Silent Hypsters last C3 and it was just marvelous what else can I say.....

[@zswordscreams4111]

+Soheib Bleach Im still waiting for Poly Box Square to be released.

[@TheOnePhun211]

Man watching these old Ashens videos brings me back, goodness...

[@ShervinSaffari]

imagine a kid asking his parents for a ps3 for christmas and they get him a polystation 3 now that would be hilarious

[@iHeardYouLiekThem]

That sounds vaguely depressing.

[@henryoldroyd4755]

OH MOMMY THIS ISENT LIKE JIMMYS PS3

[@manu20210]

i got a ps3 not the PolyStation 3

[@ococ3752]

Man I feel old as hell coming back here...

[@digitaldylantingles7784]

Watching old Ashens videos gives me a sense of "coming home" greatest channel of all time

[@VenomBurst]

I can't believe I have been subbed to you for 13 years now. Good times :)

[@peterhausenthedragon2082]

Bloody hell 9 years ago XD

[@lewispender]

You mean 8

[@trixtsunami1217]

+Pablo CSGO now it's 9

[@deetvleet]

would you believe me if I said I waited until today to post that comment?

[@lewispender]

+Ayy lmao yes xD

[@peterhausenthedragon2082]

+Pablo CSGO but to say ashen is the same today XD

[@AdriaOliSal]

Ashens is the only KZbinr I can't feel cringe while seeing his old videos. And I love that 😍

[@KingCorny93]

Why do people buy this shit? Every local kiosk "sells" them and the one around my corner still has one of these in his window...the same thing the last 8 years. The sun already bleached it.

[@ChristinaMagma]

I once went to a gamestop and this lady wanted to buy a console for her son. She was so close to making a final payment on a used ps3 (with no refunds), she asks last minute , "this one has halo right?", the cashier is like "no... That's the xbox 360"' the mother is like so lost .. She asks what is the difference and if she can get use the xbox disc on the ps3 😒 My point here some people don't know shit about electronics they may be the ones buying stuff like this lol

[@jasonmorris8078]

GiftedHeart :) Lmao

[@faithproject1334]

GiftedHeart :) hahaha so funny XD

[@ChristinaMagma]

justme man haha. smart move!

[@PinkManGuy]

KingCorny93 Poor people in developing countries, one would think.

[@DemiseCatastrophic]

I once saw a family at Gamestop with a "Funstation". Shell of a PS2 and the guts of a Sega Genesis. I felt bad.....then the guy started being a dick and saying they wouldn't sell him games because he was Spanish...and all the sorrow went away and was replaced with glee.

[@Murdoch493]

what?

[@kyotooutrun]

Can you be more...um.....Specific.

[@NutritiouslyHigh]

Here's what I've gathered : First points are obvious, -He sees a family at Gamestop with a Funstation -The Funstation is a console that has the shell of a PS2 and the internals of a Genesis Had to make some assumptions for the rest : -He feels bad because the family apparently got scammed/tricked into buying this "Funstation" and, thinking it is a mainstream console, are at Gamestop under the false impression that they can buy games for it there. This causes DemiseCatastrophic to feel bad for them. -A Gamestop employee cannot sell them any games because, obviously, they do not sell "Funstation" games. However, a male member of the family which owns the Funstation, who is, again, under the impression that its some mainstream console, is offended by this and thinks the actual reason he's not selling games is because the Funstation family is Spanish. -After hearing this accusation of racism, DemiseCatastrophic no longer feels bad for the Funstation family, and is instead happy that this easily offended family has been tricked into thinking their Funstation is mainstream.

[@kyotooutrun]

NutritiouslyHigh Thank you! I was having trouble understanding the comment DemiseCatastrophic posted.

[@DemiseCatastrophic]

NutritiouslyHigh I'm having trouble understanding why no one understands what I typed out. If you have any sort of social life that involves a fast talking person you can understand that (the abbreviated story). I could have written it more legibly I suppose but who the hell wants to type out three paragraphs (at a minimum). Shld I hav yoused werds liek thies?

[@ZzSlumberzZ]

wait... if this video came out in 2007, and the PS3 Slim was released in 2009, then how is this thing have PS3 Slim-like shape? O_o

[@supremesnake21]

Farhan S FBI: "STAY THE FUCK RIGHT THERE"

[@fbiamerica2814]

Farhan S *STAY THE FUCK RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE*

[@verqu3450]

Spoopy

[@websquawk]

Time travel?

[@abdelrahmanaldeeb6606]

This is so confusing man 😂😂😂

[@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus]

Thank you KZbin for recommending me this 13 years(!) old video of the bloke I've been watching for at least this long.

[@marwinout]

he's so quiet in these old ones

[@ckowkay]

why was this 9 year old video recommended to me

[@emanuelromano8037]

ikr :v

[@CookingWithCows]

I recommend buying a house. Most houses were built in the 60s/70s. Why do I recommend you buying a 40 year old house? because it's still relevant and appropriate for your needs. Recommendations have nothing to do with when the videos were uploaded. You might be interested in a very old video that is in some way related to the recent videos you watched. Hint: go to your recommendations and click on the options symbol on the video and see why this was recommended for you :)

[@XEM_Ajax]

8*

[@sirplantain]

Technically, when the OP posted the comment (around September to mid October (before 26th October 2016)), the video was 8 years and roughly 11 months old which is still technically 8 years, even though most of us, myself included, would round it up and say that it's 9 years old. What a waste of time that comment, that I just wrote, was! Happy days.

[@alexeverett308]

ckowkay Because KZbin knows what's good for you.

[@wrathanet]

That "conversation" with Atlas was amazing! Please do more of that!

[@darknephilim3248]

Now KZbin? 14 years later and NOW? Sure, I've seen the video before, but geez... I'm impressed more than anything.

[@Hordes_Of_Nebulah]

Whose ready for the Polysation 5 this year? I'll be getting the bundle with Formula I remastered and the highly anticipated Formula 2!

[@QuentinTarantino420]

A month shy of 14 years old. Wow, I remember watching this when it was released. Glorious 240p, I feel old now lol.

[@ShroomheadOne]

These ripoff products that are essentially just brickgames apparently still fool enough grandmas into buying them for christmas instead of the real thing.

[@VicariousReality7]

Or for the poor

[@gordonjamescowiest]

I didn't even know that this existed, I wish I had never found out now

[@elnintendodsxl]

no

[@Darkest_Soul_187]

VicariousReality7 I'd rather grandma buy me Nes or Sega Genesis than Poly Station 3

[@connorbell45]

I'd rather get a NES or Sega Genesis over anything /_/

[@BadgerFiresFoam]

Twelve years ago, still coming out with straight bangers

[@TheKevlar4]

I feel sorry for the kid that probably got this for his birthday instead of a PS3.

[@crist0000s]

that will be epic

[@clearlypellucid]

This popped up in my "recommended" feed. Under it it says: "7 YEARS AGO." Fuck.

[@lauriecoulthard9777]

Ha. Age.

[@lauriecoulthard9777]

I'm sorry

[@krymal2991]

why is it being an old video bad

[@clearlypellucid]

@@krymal2991 Because it means I'm old. T_T

[@rob2049]

You know.. Disassembly to this unit voids warranty

[@TheStellaruniversexm]

It doesn't have a warranty anyway.

[@SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO]

***** Nor would you want one for this.

[@BryceBurris]

Well that's 50 cents down the drain. :/

[@Ed-mv5qn]

Well, there goes the pound he spent!

[@ThatOneBlackGuy]

I remember getting a hotspot working to watch this video in a car stuck in a 3-hour traffic jam all those those years back. Wow, I miss those days.

[@Melkac]

You know, most youtube videos from 8 years ago are...kinda cringey, even if the youtuber's current content is great. This is still Ashens, no doubt about it. Great job man.

[@dollswrld999]

Wow 11 years ago we had great boot leg consoles with small tv screens attached. Just so genius 😂😂

[@kommandant.357]

Me: I want PS3 Mom: we have PS3 at home PS3 at home: POLYSTATION

[@emptywindexbottle97]

This video is 3 years younger than me, throughout my whole life this man has not changed a thing and STILL his content is entertaining, amazing!

[@_BL1NK_]

Now it's been 10 years.... 10 bloody years!!

[@Jason_Van_Stone]

10 fucking years!!!*

[@Wisi2018]

And the Polystation still good

[@unruso9298]

12 years now

[@Sub_division_]

man i remember watching ashens videos with my brother when i was 12 or 13, we laughed our asses off Sad onion, never forget.

[@Darkest_Soul_187]

And is there a Poly Station Network where you can buy games and play multiplier with your friends? Can we expect a walkthrough series on Formula 1? And why didn't call the customer service when you realized that your HD sound output was damaged?

[@TheStellaruniversexm]

Yes, and you can have it for a mind-blowing $9999.95 per month!

[@DynomiteKid65]

I think you need to purchase the HD Sound Card as a DLC for a small fee of $29.95 per month!

[@lunaoel]

Nope polystation is a ripoff of ps3 and IT'S SHIT O_O

[@Blah146]

The joke Pikaninja's head

[@lunaoel]

Blah One Four Six One Three Five the joke Smoke weed everyday

[@Platypi007]

KZbin decided I needed to see a 13 year old Ashens video tonight. Ok, I'll obey the algorithm!

[@SuikaIbuki]

yep :D

[@henrikhyrup3995]

"The ticking noises throughout the video are made by drinking guinea pigs." How do you drink a guinea pig? o.O

[@Eli-ho1zv]

+rehan said damn that escalated quickly

[@nachobusiness5069]

+Eli no he said "You put it in a blender, a huge blender"

[@mikeburnette9241]

Guinea Pigs drinking, actually

[@user-tj5xp5eo4f]

+Mike Burnette Drinking Pigs.

[@Sceptonic]

_XEM Ajax_ You don't even know what autism is dumbass

[@MC3pk]

The "original" (pffftt..) Polystation is actually better. Its a modded FamCom with 100+ pre loaded NES games. And is compatible with NES cartridges.

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

really? that's amazing, so is the nintoaster.

[@impulzivity1665]

You guys are insane! XBowl is obviously superior! I can't wait for XBowl 369 to come out.,

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

clonetroopergames only if it has Blood Bowl III on it.

[@executive_7333]

Señor Tomas and it can right 0.6 fps,god no other shit consoles can compete with 0.6 fps!

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

Executive _ i swear thats a slideshow.

[@Tedaa]

They did surgery on a console

[@joemomma6317]

Bruh I remember watching this dude forever ago💀 this just unlocked a long lost memory

[@hanishshkr]

I have the polystation 4, now it can run at 12fps! Now where's my money bitch?

[@MilkBreakMinecraft]

You're thinking of the PlayStation 4.

[@hanishshkr]

MilkBreakMinecraft nah, minecraft sucks

[@MilkBreakMinecraft]

hanishshkr True, but I won't change my name either.

[@MilkBreakMinecraft]

Shit I just changed my name...

[@MrR2185]

Make sure to over clock the GPU and add a fan or two, as these popstations can run pretty hot, but you'll be running 30-35 FPS all...day...long. I added liquid cooling to my PCP Station and I can run fake super Mario at 50FPS...real badassery, bro.

[@MultiNerfer]

I wonder if they will make a polystation 4

[@xaugend2474]

I can't wait for the Polystation 4

[@weejor16]

the next gen console. It is the rival of the PC

[@zedoctor3724]

The out-of-left-field twist at the end of a TECH REVIEW is the kind of creative stuff I loved about early KZbin lol. That type of goofball, eccentric shit is missing in so much stuff on this platform now.

[@SevenAsses]

It's almost astonishing to imagine what KZbin was like in 2007

[@DarkSniper11ZThaBoss]

2007... When sony was a launch failure and Xbox was making great innovations

[@1gassen]

why is youtube suggesting this to me in 2017 ???

[@RinsaVuIIer]

Because they want you to look at masterpieces.

[@sartreplagiarizedmyunborns9104]

Because they want you to see how far the human race has come. From PolyStation 3 to 4k gaming in under a decade... Technology be crazy.

[@beats9287]

Dude I was 10 when I watched this. Nice to see all you guys again🙂

[@burchieboy69]

now you 24/25

[@snufftherooster93]

2007. I was 14. I'm now months shy of 31. God, this makes me feel old 😂

[@SunnyThief]

Yeah I know right.

[@DiscoBallGaming]

I love how he has the same nasty colored couch for 13 years now

[@joshbacon8241]

Kid: “Mum, can we get a PlayStation?” Mum: “No, we have a PlayStation at home” PlayStation at home:

[@MrSlendyMannn]

“Hang on, it’s afternoon. Are you drunk again?” “Always” “Oh, fair enough” This gag will never get old for me.

[@Penoatle]

I mean, he was playing at Irishman before the twist. Still, something I think about to this day.

[@Evilstr98]

Can I have a PS3 for my birthday? No, we have a PS3 at home *PS3 at home:*

[@minecraftbestmods]

Who's watching in 1976? 👌

[@MARK-gp9hb]

fuck you

[@wheelchairracer4208]

Sorry bro but that is not really funny :/

[@minecraftbestmods]

hahahahhahhaha xD xDxd

[@Kippykip]

EK DEE

[@MARK-gp9hb]

Kippy Kip lol eksdee = xD

[@imthesupra]

Who is watching this in 2018?!

[@brendanfitzsimmons4367]

Mikey thegamer fuck off

[@kdfun7013]

Я(Me)

[@verqu3450]

Meh

[@Dave2108]

I am.. just found it by accident. Think Snake on my Nokia 3210 was more fun lol

[@pirategamerxxx3106]

Me

[@theawesometeg219]

The fact that polystation 1 and 2 were NES games and the polystation 3 being the wrist game terrifies me

[@NuclearBoi2nd]

“Mom can I have a ps3” Mom: We have a PS3 at home PS3 at home:

[@latinas]

😹😹

[@himiranda123]

never heard any joke like that before

[@Knuxfan24]

It's just a video. But I can actually feel the cheapness just by looking at it. Also, posted in 2007. Jezus!

[@hillhank3070]

fucked up in the crib playing polystation

[@catink123]

Congratulations for 1,265 mil subs!

[@dhgmrz17]

My gosh the console isn't even a plug n play, I was at least expecting that the console would at least play a crappy 3d game.

[@Wiild_The_Fiire]

Like if you're watching in 3371 after the Borg has taken over.

[@Erox006]

over a decade ago , wtf dude u've been there since the start of utube

[@Luke-ru5vu]

One of the first videos I ever watched on KZbin over 13 years ago... the nostalgia is overwhelming. Stay safe as hens from a very loyal subscriber! P.S. can we get another Ashens box 📦... my old beaten up tatty minutiae sofa is getting a bit dusty 🤣🤣 all the best! You are and always will be a living legend of KZbin! Thank you!