25 great fat bastard quotes

Fat Bastard quotes

[@drewolfshire5558]

Starring Mike Myers Featuring Mike Myers Mike Myers: Mike Myers

[@fs.mclaughlin]

Mike Myers be like: Mike Myers

[@pray7056]

Special thanks to: Mike Myers, Mike Myers, And Mike Myers

[@predator5775]

With special guest: Shrek* *played by Mike Myers

[@dwiezelakaevo8381]

Dre Wolfshire Mike Myers as Mike Myers Mike Myers is Fat Bastard Written by Mike Myers Directed by Fat Bastard.... Played by Mike Myers

[@UserX860]

3times asshole. cant believe this prick was the best payed actor on the planet.

[@MobBossBobRoss]

"I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey." Really hard to deal with that image once you've seen Shrek.

[@CircuitReborn]

Explains why we havnt got a sequel in a while.

[@bluebunanimates6590]

SnappyK9 yes XD

[@trevorkn7239]

"Ah christ i'm getting all emotional"

[@NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast]

SnappyK9 he sounds a lot like shrek.

[@taylenportell1545]

Because that is shrek 😂

[@TheMissiIe]

"More chins than a Chinese phone book" is still the most legendary insult known to man

[@coleozaeta6344]

Surprisingly, it’s probably Qin.

[@stephenbachmann1171]

@@coleozaeta6344actually Qin is not that common. Chin is usually the Hokkien/Taiwanese pronunciation of Chen. Most overseas Chinese named Chin will be Chen in Mandarin.

[@mykalf9295]

😭

[@smilesandthetwistedmd7608]

​@@coleozaeta6344

[@sieteocho]

@@stephenbachmann1171 Chin is Hakka / Cantonese. Teochew Hokkien version of Chen is Tan. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chen_Shui-bian

[@cameronkemble3407]

Michael Myers made Shrek's voice and Fat Bastard's voice so similar it's hard to tell them apart.

[@soylentgreen7074]

Because they’re both Scottish

[@maceinmyeyes6915]

It’s Mike Myers, not Michael Myers the horror icon

[@Mikescool444]

@@maceinmyeyes6915 wouldn’t his full name be Michael myers tho?

[@fridaynightgaming9405]

@@Mikescool444 Im afraid not.

[@LtJackboot]

@@Mikescool444 NOPE. HARD nope.

[@cameronparkfilms]

Shrek's long lost brother

[@DragonMoth34]

Shreks mom banged a human.

[@giraffeman326]

Shrek’s Dad

[@ChristianMartinez-sp8ve]

If Shrek was a human

[@ThumbsTup]

This is what shrek should've looked like after the potion I'm shrek 2

[@foreverstealthy1085]

they do sound alike.

[@digi_gabrielic]

I can’t believe my dad let me watch this when I was like 5

[@GoldenG0dc0meth]

I feel more thankful that my parents showed me this movie it’s still funny as hell

[@concretemixer3018]

He's a good father

[@digi_gabrielic]

Concrete Mixer I mean, I wouldn’t say he’s a good father since he’s an alcoholic but this is the better things that he has done

[@HurtSmooch601]

Fr I think every dad does this

[@afghanwhigs4869]

Glad I wasn't the only one, haven't seen these in years.

[@herrflammen6487]

“I’ve not seen my willeh in two years which is long enough to declair it legally deed” that quote is legendary!

[@kawboy14]

That hits a little too close to home for me...😒

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

I just about died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tiresias55]

2:00 "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs... Chili's baby back ribs." 20 something years later, still cracks me up.

[@Justin15ish]

Excuse me ☝️

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

Havent we been through this already? Lol

[@Golden_Otaku]

Barbecue sauce

[@metroidhunter965]

I still quote that line whenever I’m in the mood for barbecue.

[@xenosora6412]

That is my favorite clip it's funny

[@matthewlake2565]

"I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!" LOL

[@skrubhater1364]

Matthew Lake Ooooah mah tettays

[@damienthompson364]

Matthew Lake Lol

[@MrStevieb00]

Deed not dead the Scottish way👅

[@02091992able]

You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!!!!!!!!

[@camn-l5771]

Not in the case of maddies parents mate

[@HurtSmooch601]

"I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain, GET IN MAH BELLEH!"

[@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912]

Im rich and im dead sexy

[@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912]

@@abowlofguacamole8558 I wasn't talking about me, I meant fat bastard quote.

[@abowlofguacamole8558]

@@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912 ok thanks but try using the quotation marks next time

[@ancientmegalodon29]

Lol 😂😂

[@callumjames7854]

You’re lucky wee man. 🎶I want baby back, baby back, baby back RIBS. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back RIBS🎶

[@channingmorrell3514]

Lmao I lose it every time how he stands face to face with the captain and doesn't even wait for him to leave to start running his mouth about him.😂😂😂😂

[@TheGalaxyDew]

*This is definitely shrek!!!!!!*

[@mikwinner_beats]

They’re both Mike myers

[@TheGalaxyDew]

@@mikwinner_beats ikr same thing :0

[@GrimmestOfReapers]

@@mikwinner_beats yo shady sorry that eminem stole your music 😔😔

[@mikwinner_beats]

@@GrimmestOfReapers ye the only reason I couldn’t stand up is because both my legs were amputated. That cheeky fuck Marshall will always be hated

[@bigsquish123]

Ya he is

[@cloudproud729]

The fact he’s Scottish just makes this way better.

[@Kdxadele]

The fact that he's not even Scottish

[@Tylanjamison96]

@@Kdxadele Obviously he's talking about the character. And yes, he is Scottish

[@shariclarkson7321]

The fact that it's Shrek makes it better

[@kamekaziebear1855]

The fact that he's the same actor who plays Austin Powers and Dr evil makes it so much better

[@OmegaRedFan]

@@Tylanjamison96 you have more chins than a Chinese phone book.

[@ParthaDey97]

It's amazing how Mike Myers quadruple acted Austin, Dr Evil, Fat Bastard and Gold member!

[@DragonMoth34]

I think i was like 10 the last time i watched any of the movies, I found out he was also Dr Evil during goldmember, and only today have i realized he was also Fat bastard and Goldmember....

[@christopherdean1326]

I think it's amazing that anyone sat and watched that puerile shite...........

[@l3umstick]

Fajer can you hear me

[@european-one]

@@christopherdean1326 I think it's amazing that you have so little of a life you shit post on a compilation of a movie you don't even like

[@kawitomtom]

Yesh yesh yesh

[@williamlarochelle6833]

I love the face he makes after saying, "It smells like carrots and throw up!"

[@MasterChiefSpartan117]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@douglasransom4138]

First time I heard "I didn't have any corn", I laughed so fucking hard for 15 minutes straight that I rendered a pair of underpants completely unwearable. WORTH EVERY MINUTE.

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

Was there any corn

[@btfan-jd6nx]

More chins than a chinese phone book cracked me up

[@justinratcliffe947]

bt7274 fan Yeah. And to think how many SJWs that mustve offended

[@keaganlasalle8523]

Like your profile pic

[@european-one]

@@justinratcliffe947 I never got that joke until I saw you write it down 🤔

[@ricardobarahona3939]

Justin Ratcliffe No one cared

[@lyrimetacurl0]

More chins than chinatown (Weird Al)

[@darioivanovski33]

This is one of the funniest movie villains

[@european-one]

People would be outraged if they stereotyped a non white minority like this. At least Scottish people have a sense of humor amidst all this PC shit

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

shrek I I'm your father no no that's not true that's impossible imagine if he says that 😂hh

[@johndowns3839]

@@european-one It's just that the Scotts are too cheap not laugh after paying to see a comedy.

[@european-one]

@@johndowns3839 I see what you did there Lol

[@adryanredbeard699]

european-one - You just had to bring race into it, didn't you?

[@FrehleyFan3988]

"What the- I didn't have any corn!" This line was my favorite

[@emedel5772]

My sister told us that when she took my then 4 year old nephew (he’s 21 now)into a crowded ladies room to use the restroom, after he was done he shouted out this same line from inside the stall. My sister said she was mortified 🤣🤣🤣

[@calebgaytan]

"I ate a baby!!!oh aye!" And "You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!" Was hilarious.

[@kappakappa1307]

“I haven’t seen my willy in 2 years, which long enough legally pronounce it dead.”

[@dawinars]

I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain! GET IN MAH BELLAY

[@pussthepupanddonkeythedog5135]

They actually used "I'm bigger than you" in a Shrek video game!

[@newyorkshitty3026]

*Belleh

[@frankgio779]

I GOT AH CRAHP ON DECK THAT COULD CHOKE A DONKEH

[@kylepinkston7861]

20 years later and I still find this hilarious and still love the Austin Powers movies to this day

[@shimerrill967]

Same !

[@buggerall]

I've missed one of my personal favorite Fat Bastard quotes: "I've been going on a diet but now my neck looks like a va-gi-na..."

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

Y E S

[@ellanor7284]

Try picturing Shrek saying all this instead.

[@jherskine]

Ellanor: I've got bigger titties than you do!

[@ellanor7284]

Johnny Wadd Mine are pretty small :(

[@jherskine]

Ellanor I've not seen my Willie in two years which is long enough to declare it legally dead!

[@Rinzler3757]

Shrek: Wheres your shitter, i got a turtlehead pokin out

[@DanielRenardAnimation]

*Shrek:* _"I'm not kidding. I got a crap on deck that could choke Donkey"_

[@antoine_-xh5mg]

This man sounds like cat in the hat, shrek, and a drunk (scottishman) simultaneously Edit: I’m aware now that all characters are played by mike Myers after several hundred people have told me

[@ashleygaden1175]

Scottish*

[@abraham.hayden]

SCOTTISH AND YOU BEST NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE BEFORE A SCOT GETS YOU

[@marshallbowdrie8562]

Same guy that voices Shrek

[@KyuKel]

Marshall Bowdrie and the same guy that voices cat in the hat

[@theryanreynoldsfan3674]

i-800-SURANCER6 He is!

[@KP_Gem]

I watched this over and over and over again my entire childhood. I knew every single word. So many things took me so long to understand. Like when Frau says to Dr. Evil "I'm LAAAAATE..." I was so confused for so long 😂

[@WxB2001]

4:55 I'd like to think the actress who played Frau couldn't hold her laugh in when Mike Myers said that line and they just kept her reaction in the final cut

[@matthewlake2565]

"Oh, that could gag a maggot!"

[@jashtacular3338]

It smells like hot, sick...ass

[@SlabOfSteak]

Best one

[@spankthemonkey3437]

Joshtackuler 2 hot sweaty woman after running smell good

[@joaquinesqueda6651]

@@jashtacular3338 on a carcass

[@Apex-vv7hk]

The part that gets me laughing is where he says “First things first where’s your shiter I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”

[@lastmexicano]

Apex 3577 that’s a horrible image

[@kurookami4724]

That is a cringe worthy thought... It's going to haunt my nightmares

[@jcbanbury]

@@kurookami4724 💩💩🤣🤣

[@kdrapertrucker]

I found out that that's not the best thing to yell when you meet your girlfriends parents for the first time.

[@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912]

Im not kidding, I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey.

[@jakedull2553]

" you know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you ask what are they cooking?? That plus crap" 😂

[@scooterfoust4361]

You forgot his line after winning the Sumo wrestling match: "Are we done here? I gotta take a crap."

[@aidansexton47]

Then it would be 26 great quotes

[@GasMeltdown]

basically shrek if he was human

[@JamesTheManiac]

It's just pure essence of Mike Myers no matter his role. I love it, lol

[@ZJRLT]

@@JamesTheManiac *REVERSE AND THROTTLE AND REVERSE AND... SCENE*

[@M4sterchef3907]

If not better

[@ZJRLT]

@@M4sterchef3907 AYE WHERES YOUR SHITTER!!!!!

[@bgexclusive6769]

Need to make an adult version of shrek where he says funny shit like this 😂

[@Draculaura333]

" I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CORNNN " xDD

[@Frothenbath1]

Phantom corn strikes again! D:>

[@leahhiggins6577]

Dilandau Albatou "I've had bigger chunks of corn in ma CRAAP!" 😂

[@whovianhistorybuff]

That's like when you blow chunks and think I never ate any diced carrot

[@thenot-so-epichundredknigh1547]

BLU Spy The human body can turn anything put in it into shit. Except corn. Corn is indestructible.

[@codykoch7081]

Smells like carrots and throw up

[@James6923.]

“I didn’t have any corn!” Is still the best 😂

[@MikeDoyleRealMan44]

0:21 After eating Shepherds Pie

[@alexandru18]

What the? I didin't have any corn?

[@AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg]

Waht da I didn't have any corn?

[@hertzair1186]

Meyers best Scottish work was actually in “So I married an Axe Murderer”

[@preposterous3245]

Happy Hertzair agreed

[@Midlanflyguy]

"Head...Paper...Now!!!!"

[@lordpsi99]

HEED, YOUR HEAD IS MASSIVE! IT'S LIKE THA MOON!

[@ohdeararat7947]

"Welcome to the Scottish Store, where if it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!"

[@bensteer3778]

He’ll be crying himself to sleep on his gargantuan pillow. His heed is a regular Sputnik it has its own weather system.

[@xavierharvey4961]

I remember watching this when I was a wee boy.. and if I can recall fat bastard wasn't a bad guy. I actually loved his character development.

[@christophersouza3159]

2:26 Austin Powers when your parents enter the room

[@matthewsoucy9073]

And your parents would cackle

[@johncisney15]

"AH ET A BEBEH"

[@Apollodragon-zl2mj]

Oh I baby the other other white meat baby it's what's for dinner

[@chickenvasquez78]

A IT A BEBEI

[@chickenvasquez78]

BEBEI ES WUTS 4 DIENR

[@thenot-so-epichundredknigh1547]

BEYBEY! THE OTHER-OTHER WHITE MEAT!!!

[@andrewmonske8356]

YOU EAT BABIES!!!

[@VideoSaySo]

"FIRST THINGS FIRST!" The first time I saw this, it was in a stack of movies my sister rented for me to watch while I was in recovery from a surgery. I kept rewinding that scene over and over, laughing harder and harder...and I busted the stitches out and started to bleed. When I was in the ER telling them what happened, the doctor said he was going to have to go out and rent that flick that night...he needed a laugh =)) I'm sure he laughed that much harder when that scene came on and he remembered restitching me from almost dying laughing from it (literally! lol!!)

[@bigbadbraxien6081]

VideoSaySo that's funny

[@stardustman420]

"what a story, Mark"

[@realdonaldtrump4610]

Lol. Incredible

[@kdog6211]

This is probably the best thing I’ve read this year. That is a story for the ages 😂

[@ismellthecheeze6436]

Well this brings a hole new meaning to dieing of laughter

[@SidewaysSurfDrinksHQ]

“That would gag a maggot….” Priceless.

[@Castillo_yunko76]

Oh my!! This is funnier than robot chicken.😂

[@whiteshadow8152]

3:50 and a legend was born.

[@NewSoupWiiHii]

GET IN MAH BELLEH

[@carterwilliam6351]

GET IN MAH BELLEH

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

GET IN MAH BELLEH

[@titanrex0513]

He is a lucky wee man

[@devanbrittlegyvb4355]

@@NewSoupWiiHii dftg

[@bluebunanimates6590]

my dad always mimics him and shouts *"I ATE A BABY!!"* best. dad. ever.

[@joaquinesqueda6651]

my dad would say *GET IN MA BELLY* when at the dinner table

[@bluebunanimates6590]

@@joaquinesqueda6651 oh my god XD

[@joaquinesqueda6651]

@@bluebunanimates6590 he was Scottish to so it made it even more funnier

[@bluebunanimates6590]

Joaquin Esqueda oh my god! That's priceless!

[@daltonthacker4191]

I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs

[@shapesnatch1341]

"What kind of stupid ass question is that?" best quote and delivery ever.

[@aestheticgod7871]

“I didn’t have any corn” gets me every time🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@quietspudlv8664]

“I eat because I’m unhappy....I’m unhappy because I eat...” God that is me

[@toxicpickle5339]

SilentPotatoLv8 lmao sad but beats a drug habit so props to u man

[@philbateman1989]

Classic cycle of addiction, man. Replace "eat" with "drink" and you have me. Your addiction makes you miserable, so you do it more to try to feel better, and you do for a little bit, but eventually you need more to feel better again. Rinse and repeat.

[@mustang2005]

I hear that

[@rowanmelton7643]

@@toxicpickle5339 Say what you will, but drugs are great for weight loss

[@AllisonChains64]

@@rowanmelton7643 Depends on the drug

[@terratheterribl]

I watched these my entire childhood repeatedly and didn't know Mike Myers playing anyone except Austin Powers until I was an adult. It is my biggest shame to this day.

[@tweakypoppy]

Wow, that's... that's something.

[@theredtechnician]

Same, I asked my mother who played Dr Evil

[@espresso387]

I knew he acted as Fat bastard and Austin Powers, no idea he was Goldmember and Dr evil.

[@legomangamesnetwork1151]

It took me till the third movie

[@captc0ck5lap60]

Me and my brother, both adults approaching 40, still quote baby back ribs to each other, having nearly died laughing watching the movies in our teens.

[@wmst5065]

How could you have left out _"Prepare for the ultimate wire-fighting maneuver. I just hope my wire-fighting team is READY!"_ ?

[@greatdonutgod1424]

"I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm in happy because I eat" That hit me where it hurts. RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!!!!

[@bluebunanimates6590]

Stefan Gangoso XD my dad says that last line all the time when he gets hurt

[@sovietbiscuit9918]

Stefan Gangoso that’s my life in a nutshell

[@bbuk8729]

That’s not the quote at all, it’s “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy bc I eat.

[@hac2787]

Instinct Micah that’s not it at all! It’s “I eat because I’m unhappy, And I’m unhappy because I eat”

[@timwollen3236]

@@hac2787 I'm sure it was a typo

[@JoshCraver9000]

"OHH, YOU GAVE ME A NURPLE!!"

[@bacondogjr.4759]

Aaaaaaaaah my titties!!!

[@harrylonsdale3142]

+Bacon dog jr. look at mah sexy bodeh!

[@skrubhater1364]

harry lonsdale I ate a baby!

[@harrylonsdale3142]

Skrub Hater chilllyy baby back ribs!

[@homersimping2917]

Just close your eyes. You see him don’t you?

[@ericeasterday5849]

I gotta say, Fat Bastard is one of the best Austin Powers Henchmen ever!! He’s definitely my favorite!! 😂😂

[@xxlCortez]

So, I was like "let's watch a short youtube video while I'm eating".

[@valentine4220]

😂😂😂 poor you

[@TheMMObro]

LOL same

[@lokket9995]

I wish I could have some of that fat and put it to some good use.

[@redcrumb5590]

xxlCortez me too, I also choked on my rice xD

[@jaymanxxxx]

lols

[@jasonvoorhees5691]

Atleast he believes he's sexy

[@eaglehood224]

I can relate a bit

[@reprehensiblehuman1675]

Look at my sexy bodeh

[@zombeaver69]

he is tho, wat are u fuckin blind

[@chickennugs905]

Jason Voorhees he is he’s dead sexy!

[@IncrediibleHauck]

Jason Voorhees fuck you mean he is

[@georgeveriniotis3450]

0:53 - 1:02 that transition was executed to perfection👌🏼

[@Antitheist_23]

The absolute best part of these movies is the fact Mike Myers would hold these characters off screen so he wouldnt lose them between scenes

[@James_Hawke]

*Farts* "Everyone likes their own brand, don't they? It's magic."

[@jordanwebster4170]

I'VE NOT SEEN MY WILLY IN 2 YEARS WHICH IS LONG ENOUGH TO DECLARE LEGALLY DEAD!

[@JohnRRoe2]

I still love that line. Which stills makes me laugh!!!!

[@michaellennerman7844]

Honestly probably the best line he says. Right next to "I ATE A BABY!"

[@jordanwebster4170]

@@michaellennerman7844 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs

[@jwalexander2123]

Once Had Fat You Never Go Back2:50 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha🤣🤣😅😂🤣😅

[@LLubdeRr]

"i got more chins than a chinese phone book" This one had me dying! As a kid i never understood it but now it is just hillarious!

[@stranger7968]

0:48 I love how that asian chick is happy at first and then goes like :O.

[@crazyfvck]

@Stranger LOL! I've seen all of the Austin Powers movies many times, and I've never noticed that before :)

[@thomasbunner5214]

Years ago I worked security for Citi Bank, and we had some bank officers in from South America. They came in one day speaking Spanish amongst themselves and one said something about Fat Bastard. (They spoke fluent english, but were chatting in their own language.) Without missing a beat I quipped "GET IN MAAH BELLY", pointing to my own stomach as FB did in the movie. The three of them instantly cracked up and nearly fell down in the floor! Priceless!

[@Spingerex]

Lol

[@sandygrungerson1177]

yeah that never happened.

[@iamthepootisman1]

⁠@@sandygrungerson1177your birth should never have have happened

[@sandygrungerson1177]

@@iamthepootisman1 yet here i am, here i will remain. LOL.

[@MarkoBlack76]

We need to keep this safe from this generation

[@hannibalbarca6308]

Yet another classic that could never be 'allowed' to be made today

[@MasterChiefSpartan117]

Screw PC bullshit. Let's make it anyways.

[@TheGamerInDisguise]

“RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!” That gets me every time! 😂😂😂

[@captainmichaelj.caboose1777]

“I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs”

[@jakerkazamgamingchannel8704]

Excuse me.

[@MrRedforman1]

@@jakerkazamgamingchannel8704 Chili's baby back ribs

[@AllisonChains64]

I remember those commercials lol

[@kyvilfongkot6372]

Yo caboose

[@batmanfan317]

@@MrRedforman1 Barcue Sauce!

[@chrisgroover6359]

“More chins then a Chinese phone book” that just sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@djpunyer8762]

1:52 is the undisputed best

[@teknoman117]

i haven't seen my willy in two years. Thats long enough to declare it legally dead. Man, i'm dying here....

[@criticalfail-jt5qb]

It's HILARIOUS that in my lifetime I've had certain situations and in those situations I've used basically every single one of these lines

[@Artzei]

The funny thing is, that it's just Myers arguing and fighting against himself.

[@0ne0nlyLarry]

0:09 of all the animals that he could've said

[@Greedfa]

I remember when this movie first came out. Everybody at my middle school made fat bastard references lol

[@mustang2005]

Yeah lol great times

[@dmann5938]

Especially: GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!!!

[@St0ned_Sl0an]

3:50 one of the most famous quotes was born

[@ismellthecheeze6436]

Me after getting high and open a icebox

[@owenpadilla9132]

Mike myers, the guy who voices shrek, plays this guy, and austin powers, and dr evil

[@micohdeguzmandmd]

3:18 _meh beh_ 🤭

[@alexandru18]

That's what lance tirthyeager says when he played sml shrek

[@mrmean2890]

"I eat because im unhappy, and im unhappy because I eat" damn thats deep

[@bmil38]

that quote is honestly pretty sad... took a hard turn from the rest of the quotes

[@MrRedforman1]

Sadly that's true irl A lot of overweight people claim it

[@jballday3668]

That has to hit you in the heart

[@aceking385]

I never actually noticed the small amounts of droll while he’s talking. It’s disturbing but it makes me love this character even more.

[@chivo5670]

“I DIDNT HAVE ANY CORN” pops up in my head from time to time 😭

[@anonymouscitizen6165]

Wafting wafting wafting....I think that's the best one FN hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@metalgrinch]

I miss when Mike Meyers was king of the world

[@Snuusnuu69]

"You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell what other people are cooking on each floor, and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap". Gets me every time.

[@Antking.]

Never before have I been both repulsed and dying by laugh

[@pythonl0rd584]

If Garfield, shrek, and a drunk brit met.

[@SSorrens]

Okay then, Shrek.

[@cubic3282]

malcolms memery ik

[@cubic3282]

Seribro Sorrens DONKEE

[@burialbrigadevideos7498]

The actor also does doctor evil and Austin powers

[@chrishuston6652]

α ρєяѕσи. I know*

[@justinoiler9749]

@malcolms memery Justin powers Dr Danielle powers Mike Ellis Luis Luciano

[@SteadyEddie1983]

"I've got more Chin's than a Chinese Phone Book" is a line I've adopted into my regular vocabulary 🤣🤣🤣

[@brodericksimpson6049]

Mike Myers is a comedic genius.

[@tygamasta1720]

"Sorry I farted."

[@mercedesguy8520]

i did to

[@monynhem7824]

*Mine sounds like a kitten.*

[@monynhem7824]

+Mony Nhem *Butt when I'm angry it causes the tectonic plates to rub together. Which causes a 5.0 magnitude.*

[@monynhem7824]

+Mony Nhem *Then you'll know who's Fault it is.*

[@awesomesauce5974]

I farted now somewhere in the world a kitten will die because of it

[@itsraventm]

0:27 was just a constant flow of greatness

[@funtimefazbear7042]

I remember watching this as a kid 😭

[@tristanthehunter4980]

That fact that he improved a lot of this movie is incredible

[@TheCorrodedMan]

“I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book!” My god I can’t stop laughing send help

[@No-uo3oc]

2:15 "you know what my favorite Hellen Hunt movie is? Twister!"

[@alexandru18]

2:18 he riped his pingas

[@Feared-Bounty-Hunter]

AHHHHHHHHH

[@azazelgrigori9244]

When he says "Donkey", I'm thinking Shrek.

[@gretacarter3498]

He is the best !!

[@djschannel5147]

I got a crap on deck that can chock a donkey ROLF

[@maximuffin6395]

who's rolf?

[@cmderfox5396]

Elijah Thomas R.olling O.n the F.loor L.aughing Rofl

[@dextermorgan2770]

Cmder Fox So why not just say that?

[@YaBoiWicked]

6 years later his friend ended up being a Donkey lmaol

[@itsyuhboi5406]

D J's Channel choke*

[@jameslisle7775]

3:58 “GET THE BABY!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandru18]

GET DA BABY