baby peach is the worst

[@Poofesure]

baby peach can kiss my bunchuks... koopa troopa too

[@Weed69420]

Weed

[@KunaProductions]

Tomodachi Life when

[@yoshii3397]

mario kart wii!

[@Jack_Spl3]

I hate all of the baby characters

[@Ok-eo2ly]

Ofc

[@c-lion6494]

“I wanna know what happens when you use a blue shell in 1st.” Famous last words.

[@dundermifflinregionalmanag5607]

Bro found out

[@viguiry]

There is a record category in Mario Kart in which you have to do exacly that

[@Mossedhoodie]

It just hits u

[@navigatingjxss]

@@viguiry yup i was gonna mention that "Blue yourself"

[@terminalvelocityrunner2202]

There’s actually a legit strategy involving taking a blue shell all the way to first; only one person can have a blue shell at once (at least in some games) so if you’re in first and you have one, nobody can use one against you.

[@firedye3602]

poof using the blue shell while being in first place only to hit himself is all the evidence I need that he has a PhD

[@xooks3050]

It looked like that, but he had 4 greens, none of which ge used either.

[@legendspryzens3]

And stupid unless he wants the blue shell world record

[@xooks3050]

@@legendspryzens3 he didnt blue himself

[@legendspryzens3]

@@xooks3050 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotcha

[@saul_goodman15]

wait

[@No_Sleepee]

We did it lads and ladies, Poofesure has officially reached BlueYourself% completion in Mario Kart Wii.

[@walker3560]

First thought that came to mind when he did it, I was so excited lol

[@LSTNSCRFN]

Wait till poof realized he needs to star in every cup in every class to get the other unlockables 😂

[@thatcactus.]

Well guys, prepare your ears.

[@Fighting_goat]

And spend an 1 hour in time trials that way you don’t have to play like 5000 races

[@rhysopher]

he doesnt care about the unockables. he literally uses the same character and bike every time

[@ConnorW8]

12:40 i like how he finds out what happens if you use a blue shell in 1st the hard way

[@adammoldover8769]

The aftermath: "yeah, that was stupid"

[@Luna-ne5jw]

perfection

[@FatallyParasocial]

I like how you imply there is an "easy" way to do it

[@soulslvr9562]

Fun facc: the reason why some characters are become just so good is because Mario Kart as a rivalry feature where when you play as one character another character will be unnaturally better than the others to keep you on your toes. Alot of them make sense like Mario's rival being Luigi or Bowser (i don't remember). But for Beefboss I'm not sure who'd that be... maybe its randomized for the mii's idk

[@yanik5480]

it’s baby peach 1000% It is probably randomized for each individual mii although from the looks of it the rival is the same one each time it’s chosen that’s why it’s always baby peach that screws him over

[@handlesucks509]

It's just rigged

[@jonmann4980]

@@yanik5480 I agree it’s baby peach, he’s made more videos with her in the title than any other Mario kart character 😂

[@eddiegoodheart2162]

Nah nah it’s three CPUs per game that are just better than the others. And it’s random, it could be literally any other character

[@dogethegamershibe]

There is also rubberbanding, a feature in racing games that prevents a player from getting too far ahead of CPUs to keep races a challenge. When used correctly, it can provide a good and fair challenge from beginning to end of a race. When used incorrectly, it is clear the game is bending its own rules in favor of the CPU. I’m not sure if that’s what’s happening in Poof’s races, but it might also explain some things.

[@ffs283]

14:04 the getting squashed by mega mushroom into getting hit by two bullet bills in a row in 11th was hilarious Edit: and then there’s a third one LOL

[@lilmrb1276]

3:10 Poofesure literally turning into a broken record had me dying

[@ethandiaz5511]

14:22 beef boss landing on the wall after being hit by the bullet was funny for some reason

[@TheEuroboss]

Imagine if he just accidentally drives into the lava at the point 😂

[@Phalokratis]

Ah yes, Poofesure as I attempt to sleep. What an iconic combo 😂

[@murien23]

its comforting 😂

[@hammburgerman4633]

So you woke up to “GODAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIITT!!!!!!!!!!”?

[@jackbrassil5318]

10:31 no WAY poof is just realizing that there's always 2-3 characters programmed to do better while others are programmed to do worse. Like you'll always be fueding with the same couple of racers during a cup, not all 12 racers.

[@carlitos_2player]

Thats actually BS since because you need to be better rn, and when i mean better, i mean RNG.

[@JBolt1089]

Mario Kart 64 actually did this. The game sets two “rivals” that have different AI than regular CPUs

[@lion_brine_ninja6407]

@@carlitos_2player it wouldnt be challenging if the player had essentially no competition because the com is averaging 6th place on each race while the player is averaging 1st or 2nd. if anything, it's bullcrap for the com who are selected to lose because they have no chance at getting a good ranking so some other com poses as a challenge for the player.

[@militor_207]

@@JBolt1089every Mario kart game has done this. Even super Mario kart

[@JBolt1089]

@@militor_207 huh didn’t know that. I meant as in the two rivals have AI that (kinda) lets them cheat. If you want to know more, go check out the video by Abyssoft. He explained it really well.

[@dagsmk]

Poof taking the shortcut at 11:40 was a proud dad moment

[@bowser498]

please do not stop making these - it's so funny watching this from the perspective of an active MKWii player.

[@hollierunnett3118]

I hope he continues making more also 😭

[@pc-122]

Imagine if he ever finds out how to do a standstill mini turbo, or how fast doing a wheelie makes you go

[@Nightcrimer]

12:40 I laughed so hard that he used the blue shell on himself as soon as he entered 1st just to get bomb by it😂😂😂😂

[@chrissimmons9743]

14:48 At that point the game was just like "Stay in last place. IT'S THE LAW"

[@neon861]

Items: were gonna get you in first to unlock everything!

[@beamngfanatic2913]

4:27 Poofesure: “HELLO??” Beef boss: “Bye-bye!”

[@fahdgmari2182]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thedisappointmentvarietych2659]

This game is hilarious because the characters taunt you as they pass

[@wille5080]

The epic rivalry continues.

[@Isaac0110]

Considering how many times he's done playthroughs of wii sports, wii sports resort, and wii party, I'd like to see him go for star ratings on all cups

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

3:08 - I don't know how... How you never get tired of saying that more than once.

[@G-Swizzle]

theres actually a speedrun category called "Blue Yourself" for mario kart wii where the whole point is to get a blue shell and hit yourself with it... that would probably be a great speedrun for you XD

[@MemesAndStuff]

That’s actually amazing I might try that lmao

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

16:44 - The tree that can sabotage you? Now, there's something you definitely do not see everyday.

[@xo.hannii]

Poofesure playing Mario kart brings me the relaxation I needed

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

2:29 - He can't even blame freaking Baby Mario for that one.

[@Iggy-Koopa873]

Poof’s videos always manage to put a smile on my face whenever I’m not doing well

[@dirtdisrespector7077]

the reason one ai is so good is because of a hidden "rivals" system in mario kart that's been in the games since the super nintendo, where when the player is playing against only ai's, a few (the number varies between games) specific characters will have a higher ai level, based on the character picked. for example, mario's rivals with higher ai would be wario and bowser, waluigi's would luigi and toadette, etc.

[@Goblin-Chief]

Who would have thought a dude with anger issues and bad luck would make such a good content creator

[@benoitfoucault99]

8:47 HAHAHA "OH NO Why am I driving like a Dildo'- Poofesure 2023

[@melissazabran6439]

👀

[@Deano_MOOD]

12:40 I can't believe Poof blue shelled himself, you should have told us about how you were feeling 😔

[@rosepetalfalls6918]

Poof I hope you know ur rage screaming and sometimes indecipherable noises fuel my will to live 💙

[@ajathebunny]

Ah, nothing best than be drinking a nice cup of coffee and watching Poof getting enraged over a 3d blonde baby with a big head

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

10:47 - Luigi is Mr. Speedy, but Mr. Speedy isn't speedy enough to avoid this.

[@IssaBass]

I BOUGHT A BIIF REMOTE AND NOW YOU RELEASE A VERSION THAT LOOKS WAY COOLER WTF lol

[@drinkerofcoffee2065]

Ok but seriously why does it actually seem like Baby Peach is a problem every time? Whenever I hop on MKWII it seems like she’s always part of the 12, and she’s always consistently in the top 3. Because of this I have have her “okay,” her laugh and her scream when she gets hit engraved in my mind

[@nicegamesbro4363]

Year late, but basically the game designates like 2 cpu to be your "rival", as in they will consistently do much better than the other cpu and provide a challenge to the player since most cpu are awful. It's not exclusive to the wii either, as I've had this occur in MK7 and MK8D. The rivals are usually chosen based on your character, so since I main Luigi in both games, Daisy has been consistently on my tail in both games. For miis, I'm not really sure how rivals are chosen for your mii. In MK8D, I've had consistent rivals with Daisy when I choose my mii oddly enough. It may be random per person, but that's basically why baby Peach is a problem for you and poof.

[@alfiegames0_0]

14:05 had me dead for 2 minutes 😂 "McBrickpants" *- Poofesure 2023*

[@ghostsoup120]

His move on 11:43 was honestly pretty good and would’ve been an amazing win 😌

[@DevDoesGaming]

13:35 The abrupt STOP lmao

[@Numb3r237]

Poof's ability to get wombo comboed on every video of Mario Cart Wii is amazing

[@RadEmpoleon]

9:41 the high pitched beef YEAHs made me laugh so hard

[@YouGotTheL]

YEEeeeAAaAAaAaHh

[@ConnorMiller417]

I laughed so hard when Poof shouted “Bunchfunks!” 😂

[@piccol9200]

Being sick this is exactly what I need to get through the day

[@mike9031]

17:24 was so chaotic

[@justjacobbbbb]

4:59 “Oh i narrowly avoided that banana,” *proceeds to drive straight into a banana.*

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

*bananer

[@AlexRailfanner]

The fact poof was in first place and blue shelled himself.

[@Zinga2210]

I've just gotta say the merch plug at the beginning of this video is by far the most informative I've ever seen and it was straight to the point. Very nice

[@SmolSeaShineBeach]

Watching this is just what I need. My dad’s tenth angel day is on the 3rd and it’s about to be 12am for me. I’m already feeling strong emotions but watching you play this game and rage is the perfect distraction. Thanks Poof! I’m very glad I found your channel last year

[@mottdropsie]

Sorry for your loss 😢

[@captaincaspian42]

Sorry for your loss, your dad gifted you another poof video to cheer you up

[@starflight777]

Sorry for your loss, I hope you are doing okay

[@KunaProductions]

I'd love to see a return to Tomodachi Life.

[@nelly6016]

Idk it’s not the same anymore without the og squad

[@33dbz]

All they do is ask for a new hat and new clothes

[@CodestarOW]

Sadly he’s gone through all the content that game has to offer, so it won’t be the same

[@TheCreepersGood]

🤝 It doesn’t feel the same

[@TheCreepersGood]

@@CodestarOW not exactly? there’s been seasonal events

[@theastonvillaseal585]

17:24 that run 💀

[@benpacey24]

That Diddy Kong Impression at 5:05 was mighty impressive Ben 🤓

[@HankJr.]

Poof blue shelling himself I can’t 😂

[@MasonMckenley]

Never tell poofesure to calm down, things will just get worse

[@FleecyElf]

poof makes me laugh so hard to the point i start crying

[@jamesbrotherston2780]

Literally the best KZbin channel in years, I hope the Mario kart wii content never ends😂

[@julianvillarreal1450]

The new Bunchuck and Version 2 Beef remotes look amazing! Nice to see Poofesure making his own third party remotes and nunchucks.

[@HankJr.]

Next Minecraft Poof sound pack should have 17:15 included. Perfect quote for a villager 😆

[@epsilon6516]

But seriously why is Baby Peach the absolute worst in MKWii? When I was a kid we would sometimes just restart the race until she wasn’t there just because we didn’t feel like dealing with her bs. All y’all saying Funky King has the best raw stats are liars.

[@calebdouglas7622]

I pray for Poof, I pray for the Beef Boss Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside, and I also pray for the safety of all headphone users.

[@JesseDiebolt]

And I pray for the upcoming Bun Chuks

[@calebdouglas7622]

@@JesseDiebolt Amen

[@Sully_2345]

@@JesseDiebolt maybe poof can use the bun chuck, as it’s compatible with MKWii (it’s also better than using the wii wheel)

[@SpyderK]

the pacing of your videos is second to none, very nice skill to have

[@tommycoolcat8215]

5:04 did he turn into a Mario enemy 😭💀

[@matthewc4503]

4:15 you are correct, the flame runner is indeed the fastest bike 🤗

[@ConnorW8]

i don’t think that’s the flame runner. also the flame runner isn’t the fastest bike. the spear is faster.

[@matthewc4503]

@ConnorW8 lol looking at it again and ur right. Thank u for the correction.

[@itsjustmonae]

You should definitely try to get at least a star on every cup 😂 That would probably take you FOREVER 💀

[@ajanitor4981]

I was hoping for this, I don’t think 3 stars would ever end

[@monsoon861]

I've done this it took me a week

[@flaviocj1789]

I managed to get at least one star in every cup

[@augiefresh11]

Unless he has Super Mario Galaxy, that's the only way he unlocks Rosalina (if he wants to unlock every character).

[@user-ri3ex5rw1c]

@@augiefresh11 he could try unlocking dry bowser by getting a star on every 150cc

[@chinnychang6478]

6:52: When EDP 445's underage gf refuses to do the deed.

[@Mavhawk64]

12:40 this man risked it all to find out what a blue shell does in first place

[@DeathOfTime_Official]

"Thank you for your RED Green shell" had me laughin for some reason

[@Zolomight]

14:15 omfg this made me laugh so hard XD

[@Rayna05]

Beef Boss: *Gets brutally murdered by a bullet* Wario: *H* *A* *H* *A*

[@Mabel_Able]

Lmao

[@numb4102]

No matter how sad i am, everytime i see a mario kart video, a smile forms by itself on my face

[@MatchaFoxx]

So excited for the Biif Remote V2 and the Bunchucks! I love the V1 so I’ll probably pick up the V2 also. 😆

[@nathanvanek6479]

2:05, and it’s already started. Just over two minutes in. Wow! This is part of the reason I watch! Yeah! I love it man! Yay! Keep it up dawg! Yeah!

[@banditle6458]

"If it's not perfect on the first try, then it's a learning opportunity and I get to try again."

[@o_o7yt]

I love watching these videos cya the wii is my favourite console all time plus your screaming and shouting relaxes me for some reason

[@notactuallytesco]

you've got to go for all Star rank golds in all cups in all CCs now, got to happen

[@Caleb_Landry]

7:17 That…was Baby…Mario 😟

[@madisonsmalley6981]

The fact that he blue shelled himself immaculate 😂😂😂 13:23

[@beefboss4129]

Baby peach is back with a vengeance from being in the dark for a year

[@AreYouARizzardHarry]

When you won the first race I thought to myself “ahh yeaaa I’m hard as a raaaackkk”

[@menzel17]

The sounds of baby peach going "hehehehe" and "byebye" are in my list for the worst sounds ever created on earth. Also Baby Mario has some sounds on my list too

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

9:37 - He probably needed that mushroom for what's about to happen at 9:48.

[@TheCreepersGood]

God I loved that moment when he blue-shelled himself.

[@Sneatt]

“Today I do come” lol same here man! 0:24

[@deslardesslok]

13:42 I just realized that to me when he screams he sounds like Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test 😂😂😂😂 1:28p.m. 2/5/2023

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

7:55 - Well even if you did get 1st, you would've tied, and no one wants to tie that girl.

[@damusagi]

She was my archnemesis too. She consistently keeps coming in 3rd or 2nd place just to prevent me from getting 3 star ranking

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

2:42 - "There goes all my positioning." All of a sudden... Mushroom Zoom!

[@pocketwatcher1691]

poof had to start making his own remotes because he couldn't find anymore after breaking countless of them

[@Trifecta_Sports]

I swear Baby Peach was always the CPU that was the most unfair 😂

[@babyrosalinalovescoffee]

Not really

[@XxRexorcistxX]

@@babyrosalinalovescoffeeof course you say that

[@riikkasorsa5739]

Beef bosses lil "Yay" and "Woohoo"'s make me smile each time. Beef boss deserves the world, protect him at all costs.

[@wav9686]

7:06 Baby Peach and the other lightweight characters have much better acceleration. Some have it more based on the character.

[@saywhatna7376]

Awe I wish I could get one set but my pockets be dry every time you drop these

[@TheDannyBoy12]

This video helped me sleep as I listened to it at night. Thank you for everything 🙏

[@Catpaw616]

Poofesure never fails to make me smile. To me, he's one of those rare KZbinrs that *really* cures my depression. Thanks for making us laugh Poof, keep up the great content!

[@girlburger22]

everytime I go into my 3 hour drawing class I always play your videos, and every time I look like a fool because I’m trying to hold in my laugh and people think I’m insane

[@Acefiresinger]

bro has been uploading frequently im proud

[@Cloudstorm78]

The impression of toad was good 17:01

[@VolcanoGamingVR]

0:50 - thought you were being dyslexic with Nunchuck but I now got the reference

[@BenJPics9925]

Mario Kart Wii and Poofesure goes together like Milk and Beer.

[@real_kaeya]

10:30 ‘what is it with one character doing so well?’ Welcome to the mad world of Mario Kart AI, poof

[@NaviafromtheSDR]

"What happens if you are in 1st place and use a blue shell?" - Poofesure, right before hitting himself with a blue shell in first place.

[@CoolB_y]

I been getting a few recommend by your video on KZbin and I must say after I watch few of your video, it was too funny too watch. 😁