Portal any% Speedrun in

[@CantEven]

Context for some things that I am saying at the start of the video, for those of you who are curious: When talking about the "timers" for chambers 05 and 18 and the glados fight, chat and I were discussing how much time in an any% speedrun is spent waiting for timers and counters to go down (it's about 3 minutes and 55 seconds even at a theoretical minimum, it's well over 4 minutes in this run! The three timers that added up to "close to a minute" in the video turn out to add up to about 55 seconds.) I gave a shoutout to my extended times tables (up to 16x16 rather than 10x10) because I used that knowledge to quickly calculate what 13x14 was by taking the square of 13 (169) and adding 13 to it to get 182, which is the number of seconds spent waiting for elevator rides (13 required elevator rides, at 13.90 seconds a piece, rounded to 14).

[@XRain777]

minecraft alpha levels of green

[@dogedoge5682]

What does green even mean in this

[@XRain777]

@@dogedoge5682 green split = better time

[@Windolon]

Glados: this next test is impossible Chell: already in elevator

[@Forotosh]

First sub 5:50 in the world and first speedrunner to simply just look exasperated and eat an apple immediately following a world record.

[@lambolord24]

we making it out the enrichment center w this one 🗣️🗣️🐐🔥

[@trafmuc]

bro whenever i see the name lambolord24 and the lamborghini picture a tear rolls down my eye i truly miss 2015-2018 portal

[@SeveredSteelDaily]

*gets world record* "this is the best apple I've ever had"

[@HassDennis]

My sister asking me what i´m watching me: "i have no idea."

[@ethan_sr]

cant even more like can even 😂

[@NAFProjects]

ROFL 🤣🤣🤣

[@samm35_]

IM DYING OF LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@BetaMaster2]

can't even the kinda guy to get wr and then be more excited over an apple

[@samm35_]

Order has been restored to the universe

[@iinkstain]

congratulations, its so insane seeing how far you're taking this

[@deathhog]

When aperture meets SCP, turns out Chell was a Keter this *whole* time. Giving her a portal gun was a mistake.

[@Kevin8082]

Congrats, it's always awesome to see a video when you get a new record!

[@wolfcl0ck]

I joined the stream for this literally like 10 seconds after this was set I was MAD. GG WP.

[@burger406]

3:07 hes so green you can cross the road -burger40

[@the1barbarian781]

There's two burger 40s?

[@burger406]

@@the1barbarian781yeah im the wrong one

[@ParamThePianist]

The king has reclaimed his throne!!

[@indiii9498]

caneven is wr holder again. the word is at peace.

[@linguini1517]

APPLE 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@itzskywel]

wow! good work

[@commenterycasing]

GG, another wr for can’t even! Can’t wait to see a catagory sweep ngl

[@CantEven]

nope not doing that one

[@JacobHayden911]

Can't Even takin back the THROWN in Any%!! gg's to you and Sarah!!

[@Illegal_Immigrant]

THIS WAS SO FIRE

[@Illegal_Immigrant]

lmao, the ending/credits take up 50% of the video! thats insane

[@SHlBEZ]

Forsen will beat your record just you wait Clueless

[@Cece174]

i love how youre a top portal speedrunner while also doing wgi and dci, youre so cool man

[@b1oodzy]

3:00 "Don't be alarmed ... it's just a good run, it's not like incredible or anything."

[@CantEven]

incredible run would be 5:45

[@NanoTechBlueJ26]

Imagine Glados was just like “wtf how did he get out of the chamber lock cheater”

[@AlexTheBird1]

holy shit bro your INSANE

[@cubicinfinity]

Just casually beating the world record by 0.9336512%

[@hubbletrubble7875]

If GLaDOS started the neurotoxin emitters at the start of the run, CantEven would *still* beat her

[@TheAlfak]

This video has changed my life, I guess

[@JackTheFoxOtter]

Congrats! Very impressive :)

[@zigaudi]

Congrats!

[@mug.mp1002]

He is the strongest portal runner and he will ALWAYS regain the world record

[@CNTRFLD]

congrats this is sick!!

[@gold_hev_suit]

cant even when he meets cant odd

[@theresa.y5221]

Cant composite

[@JamJam117]

CantEven casually being the goat of portal 1

[@ezrade5098]

WOW congrats !!!! came back not long ago to take back the throne ! :o

[@ImEmilyy__]

great run, gz

[@themayoenby]

love seeing can't even make more improvements

[@zentryii]

What a neat way to start this month.

[@Znernicus]

incredible run... whoa

[@ralogz]

oh my god dude you're goated

[@nathanmadox3364]

love the dustforce music btw

[@SunsetBear]

live fire course is a fun split joke, good run

[@Henry_Bean]

Great job mate!

[@thereal7mood3311]

your back I'm your biggest fan btw i hope your getting better 👍

[@gridddo]

ginormous W, just quite massive i think

[@PirimTanrisi]

cant believe a furry passed my boy canteven by just 100 milisecs

[@wyrnicus]

(:

[@bsdjail]

​@@wyrnicuslmao

[@Ernismeister]

we're approaching TAS levels

[@randomcubestuff3426]

such a real reaction

[@zombieman34]

GGs on the sub 5:50! Sub 5:40 next?

[@CantEven]

lmao no but I am going for something close to a 5:46

[@clairevoyanceSLA]

5:39 would likely require the use of a different strat in the first map which currently only one person is doing runs with, and is quite inconsistent compared to this route.

[@JacobHayden911]

​@@clairevoyanceSLAWho's doing it and how much does it save? Wanna see the strat!

[@clairevoyanceSLA]

​@@JacobHayden911 the route is the famous tas lamp vaultskip, but instead of going up to the 01 elevator to watch the cutscene, you only skip the 00 elevator and go down into 01 to perform 02 skip; this can save i believe 10-15 seconds although its very difficult to maximize timesave hrvatskii (who is known for pushing other strange major routes like inbounds 02 skip) has attempted it and currently holds the 00/01 community gold by over a second as (i believe) the only person to hit the route in a run: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGKTdYiPbLOCfrs

[@clairevoyanceSLA]

@@JacobHayden911 (sorry if this is a duplicate reply but im not sure the other one worked..) hrvatskii currently has the community gold with it as the only person to have hit it in a run; it’s the famous tas vaultskip with the lamp, but only skipping the 00 elevator to do 02 skip in total it saves 10-15s but is very difficult to maximize timesave with: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGKTdYiPbLOCfrssi=g4ABgCCskXQkcv1n

[@一個平民]

LOL Can't Even breaks the Portal any% World Record in 5:49 I CAN'T

[@moosesurgeon]

Damn dude, gg!

[@I_Need_Some_Air_Fr]

CantEven's face looks like MrBeast ngl

[@pucuk1668]

i have sick motion watching this lol..

[@atlas_lammert]

this really clicked with me

[@joshuarose7184]

Gg’s good sir

[@simonslagle]

Nice Time and Nice Day!

[@trafmuc]

bro i miss the days of the 300 bitrate streams after portal unity segmented was finished

[@CantEven]

real ones remember

[@CalebeGoncalvesRom]

Portal Memes Inbounds 😂

[@someturkey]

can't even rhymes with math nerd speedin'

[@afterglow7984]

Congrat

[@ernest6967]

we are so back

[@dis-sat-is-fac-tion]

gratz

[@nathanmadox3364]

gaming is so back boys!

[@stacksmasherninja7266]

gg boi lfggg. i was in the stream when this happened.

[@danyar962]

LETS GOOO BRO

[@rioriorio17]

This right here is

[@anonmk2546]

goat

[@pain7525]

so fire

[@zerotwo6903]

will you try to reclaim the portal 2 WR?

[@CantEven]

yes but it will take a while, Burger40 is goated

[@zerotwo6903]

@@CantEven fr, hes on a whole other level compared to the other runners rn

[@mihirshinde1706]

the G

[@SASTSimon]

GG!

[@nat_cat2923]

gg!! first 4x!!

[@webkritik5411]

Time for a summoningsalt video about portal

[@trafmuc]

not the guy who gets the facts wrong 😑

[@webkritik5411]

@@trafmuc wait what? I always thought he does accurate research

[@trafmuc]

@@webkritik5411 the half life 2 video is weird

[@zero-pointgamer]

Ok, how. Also, congrats on sub 5:50.

[@kallgkspdrun]

gg means 5:49 GG!!!

[@LeoValorant384]

whats that kbm overlay? i want it

[@gpisthebest]

GG!!!

[@MatthewChovanec-UNT]

Rhythm X flex alllll day…

[@Merlinistic]

I was in a discord call 2 DAYS ago asking Sarah if she could beat your record.

[@smileisidiot]

cooking

[@SavageMonkeyJizz]

Wtf Just happened

[@limehawk4989]

Saveglitch is oob

[@trafmuc]

stop right there with the oob what do you want tomsk did you know that every time you do a save glitch i die a little bit inside

[@fifthwit1318]

gg

[@knockknock941]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

[@sashasyzov8227]

Is it okay that I didn’t understand anything he did here?

[@bluelemon243]

I wonder if this will help : Most of what he do during the run is this 1 use a glitch to get out of bound 2 shout a portal under the elevator 3 go through the portal and shout at the same time, which cause the game to pot him inbound under the elevator and active it 4 go back out of bound 5 shout to the top of the elevator 6 go there 7 use the remaining time to set up so getting out of bound in the next map will be faster

[@JacksonBLee]

GG

[@tadeuszekpl]

👍

[@crazyshaketmk2]

wat just happen

[@Semyazi]

GGGGGGGGGGGs

[@Floatyoat]

nice

[@GriffinForte]

I just canteven

[@avoidinghades]

why the time fuck up so much tho

[@AussieGuitarChannel]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@doypanxd15]

Hi can't even

[@bboy_____]

no way

[@speedruns612]

Cool

[@CarIosRollo]

cool

[@bluelemon243]

When fake reloads (its a joke but how much time can fake reloads save in reality ?)

[@clairevoyanceSLA]

fake reload in 14 and 17 could save half a second each