Portal - Detach The Wheatley Core

A Portal parody of 'Kidnap The Sandy Claws' from The Nightmare Before Christmas by Danny Elfman and Tim Burton. All vocals and music were made by myself. Animated and rendered in Source Filmmaker. Music made with Reason 8. This was highly requested for a long time. =P
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Lyrics:
Detach the Wheatley Core!?
I wanna do it!
I want it more...
She said we should work together!
But I hate that guy...
I'm more clever!
Ah, whatever...
Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
La, la, la, la, laaa!
Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
La, la, la, la, laaa!
Detach the Wheatley Core!
Tear him from his shell!
Tie him to an auto-rail...
Into Android Hell!
First, we're gonna set some bait...
Inside a brand-new test and wait.
When he comes a-snoopin' we will,
Snap the trap and spring the plate!
Wait! I've got a better plan!
To catch this blue-eyed Englishman!
Let's hack into his mainframe,
Overclock and set his chips aflame!
Detach the Wheatley Core!
Knock him on the head!
Freeze him for the rest of time...
In a cryo-bed!
She'll be so pleased, I do declare!
That she will cook him rare!
Ahahaha!
Weeeeee!
I say we take a rocket-sentry...
Aim it at his lair and then...
Knock three times and when he answers...
That moron will be no more!
You're so stupid, think now!
If we blow him into smithereens...
He will be in pieces!
And then she’ll NEVER hear him scream!
Detach the Wheatley Core!
Throw him into space!
Leave him there for many years!
‘til his power fades!
Because our dear lady GLaDOS is the meanest ‘gal around...
If I were on her subject list; I would rather drown!
She'll be so pleased by our success!
That She'll reward us too, I bet...
Perhaps she'll even think to bake...
Her fish-shaped-cracker cake!
(Yay!)
We're Her little henchmen...
And we take our job with pride!
We do our best to please her...
And stay on her good side!
I wish these robots weren't so dumb...
I'm not the dumb one!
You're no fun!
Shut up!
Make me!
I've got something, listen now!
This one is real good; you'll see...
We'll leave a present at his door...
Upon there'll be a note to read.
Now, in the box we'll stash and hide...
Until his curiosity...
Entices him to look inside...
And then we'll have him,
One, two, three!
Detach the Wheatley Core!
Release him with a click!
Dig around inside his head,
See what makes him tick!
Detach the Wheatley Core!
Crush him into bits...
Our dear lady GLaDOS is sure to get her kicks!
Detach the Wheatley Core!
Turn him into starch!
He’ll be out of power and She’ll be back in charge!
Ahahahahahaha!
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More of my Portal songs you might enjoy:
THIS IS APERTURE - • Portal - This Is Aperture
CAROL OF THE TURRETS - • Portal - Carol Of The ...
HELLO - • Portal - Hello
PIT SONG - • Portal - The Pit Song
DEFECTIVE - • Portal - Defective
IF I WERE A CORE - • Portal - If I Were A Core
THE WHEATLEY SONG - • Portal - The Wheatley ...
GLaDOS IS TO BLAME - • Portal - GLaDOS Is To ...
DUMB WAYS TO DIE - • Dumb Ways To Die - Por...
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[@guidingkeyblade7834]

Wheatly: "You guys are scheming aren't you?" Everyone together: "No we aren't." Wheatly: "Oh, okay!"

[@duoblade332]

Wheatley is probably stupid enough to believe that

[@Mr.Crawlyo]

Yep sounds like something Wheatley would do

[@conkle4787]

Repeat

[@jeanethcapilitan2909]

100 percent dumb

[@duoblade332]

Wheatley Core Uhhh The cake is in the next room

[@ruttsuco.804]

Not gonna lie, I was half expecting Wheatley to be like “you know I can hear you right?” At the end

[@jekubfimbulwing5370]

They were singing in an accent beyond his range of hearing.

[@ruttsuco.804]

Jekub Fimbulwing thank you

[@glados1418]

The moron is too dumb to think of that.

[@samfaber5378]

@Øĉéåŋ Ęmpĕŕŏŗ nobody cares.

[@samfaber5378]

@Øĉéåŋ Ęmpĕŕŏŗ what is not relevant now?

[@kirb2119]

I love how the defective turret literally called the fact core stupid

[@MetaFanWing]

I mean...have you heard his “facts”?

[@Raccthusiast]

Well Fact Core said Shakespeare's plays were made by ghosts

[@deformal4319]

@@Raccthusiast technically he's not wrong

[@cutiepatootie4094]

@@deformal4319 he is now

[@dylancreations4934]

@@deformal4319 he is rightt

[@wolfhunt8400]

I like how the detective turret and the regular turret sounds so well together when they are singing

[@SaulGoodmanTotallyReal]

Columbo turret

[@DavidMuri-lm5vy]

Literally this song has the same musical flow to it as the song kidnap Mr. Sandy Claus from the 1993 PG rated Disney movie the nightmare before Christmas, And I'm surprised I still remember this after all these years of not watching this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yakkyrwhackr]

"Detach the Wheatley core, theow him into space, leave him there for many years till his power fades!" Chell and GLaDOS: "Hmmm.... Good idea...."

[@impossible-bother2586]

I like *POTaTOS* , they are so tasty

[@KingKablooie]

I feel like I'm the only one that felt bad after letting go.

[@Sparkingcircuits_]

King Kablooie you’re not

[@tovanongsy7370]

How did defected Turret have ammo?,? Magic?

[@cmcphotography1]

@MarshOfMello maybe this part makes you feel better 2:32

[@sketchymoof]

'Wait I've got a better plan to catch this blue eyed Englishman!' I died. 😂

[@Harry101UK]

RIP

[@Kingman524]

Harry101UK (titanic themesong here)

[@HexagonOverdose]

Wheatley The core You just got R3KT (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nicolegardner1710]

Hey hey hey. This profile picture ain't big enough for the two of us.

[@nicolegardner1710]

I was just poking fun at seeing another person with a similar profile picture. Carry on with your endless search on KZbin to fill that insatiable void for entertainment!

[@MiningNatureYT]

Defective Turret: *maniacal laughter* Turret: *nervous laughter* Turret: *reconsiders life choices*

[@Zorinox]

The defective turret…isn’t actually defective.

[@gamerafton]

@@Zorinox just out of bullets i guess

[@Zorinox]

@@gamerafton The defective turret in the song? Nope.

[@gamerafton]

@@Zorinox i mean he does have bullets for that purpose only so

[@Zorinox]

@@gamerafton*Then how is he defective?*

[@epicanimator3015]

The Machines: *Argue with what they should do for so long that chell already defeats him*

[@karirasmussen5833]

Chell killed glados 2 times then wheatly chell must be filled with Determination

[@notFideos]

*Portal 3 Credits* Cast Wheatley: Harry GLaDoS:Harry Every turret and core:Harry

[@thonktank1239]

Wake me up inside Wo is Henry XD

[@notFideos]

Lord Darkon AUTO CORRECT WHY

[@keenan9084]

Wake me up inside harry: harry

[@TheWaffleLord6787]

Harry Potter: Ellen McLain

[@mrplayfulshade1038]

Wake me up inside Dont you mean the Lego Portal credit song?

[@chell4707]

*•holds a sign saying: "Yes, this is canon"•*

[@andypants7830]

Chell ever thing you will return to aperture by force or by your own terms

[@scarecrow9213]

Andy yes

[@gigajosh6820]

Yep

[@jacob6116]

Chell did glados really let you out in Portal 2

[@rolandocalves6173]

@@jacob6116 yes

[@frdspa5434]

Everyone talking about the defect shooting at 2:32 but remember that this is in the defective’s mind

[@fusionb8zy092]

true

[@schhur]

Ant thay can just put bullits in him

[@distracted-tea]

@@schhur No the defective turret literally blows up in the glad-os fight. even if bullets are put in them it wont work

[@MaxMTTpm]

It was in le head

[@ellmeble6054]

Co-op version of portal the defective turrets shoot.

[@NAFProjects]

I *ABSOLUTLEY ADORE* the Fact Core's lines. "I say we take a rocket sentry, aim it at his lair, and then knock 3 times and when he answers, that moron will be no more". So cute, too!

[@laranuke1452]

fact core is cute

[@AjSunset5401]

Tbh I think that the Trojan horse way is the best

[@vdesatch6273]

Blue-eyed Englishman. Becausing having to pause the video everytime to prevent laughter-enduced hyperventalation is something I wanted to do.

[@kjpark0907]

“If we blow him up, he will be in pieces! Then she’ll never hear him scream!” *proceeds to sing about crushing him to bits*

[@barklet6110]

After reinstalling glados

[@mimiyknight5251]

Boi!

[@chell4707]

🤔

[@cutiepatootie4094]

They're robots.

[@dhararry7929]

The point is to make him scream before that.

[@spacecore6340]

im watching this video from space please never take me back i love it here

[@GREENGAMER2143]

Wait how do you have a signal. Or power.

[@Dr.H2010]

Space!

[@Gunnetoons]

SPACE

[@elanrg]

“I wish these robots weren’t so dumb.” “Hey I’m not the dumb one!” “You’re no fun.” “Shut up” “ *M* *A* *K* *E* *M* *E* “

[@elanrg]

For compensation no, I did not like my own comment

[@GachaRobloxianAndrew]

The defective turret has nothing to lose

[@randomman.5]

Core one: shoot I can't make you...

[@themarionetteman4970]

Hmmmmmm... Cloamker

[@TSMThunderbolt]

"I've got something real good! You'll see!

[@LeonMRr]

It's so cute to see how much they love their queen

[@bloodrinker]

REMEMBER TEAM WHEATLEY BUY GOLD GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[@Aldrien3]

Yes

[@Ace_Spades.]

Simp bots

[@Foolmaster34]

@@Ace_Spades. ha

[@that1_guy1307]

Huh people still watch this

[@reflex3843]

This video is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, watch this video. *Bzz* You should now feel mentally reinvigorated.

[@billywhizz09]

You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, then there's something wrong with you.

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect endlessly on this masterful music. [Video replays]

[@TheInterNep]

lol

[@SpaceNinja116]

XD

[@scooter9647]

XD

[@vikitooooooo]

I feel bad for Wheatley. In fact, it wasn't his fault. He just wasn't designed to control the facility, but to stop GLaDOS from trying to flood the entire facility with neurotoxin. And plus, Wheatley's hardware was just too underpowered to use the mainframe. The mainframe just pushed him beyond his limits, and thus, he couldn't resist. He couldn't think properly, nor maintain the facility properly, because his hardware was just not designed for that stuff. On the other hand, GLaDOS was designed to control the facility (and to contain Caroline's mind).

[@dominicburch2374]

I honestly agree with you. Wheatley was indeed, not designed to run the facility. Also, You are correct about GLaDOS containing Caroline's mind, because there is a theory that GLaDOS is actually Caroline, because during Cave Johnson's final words at the near end of the Old Aperture area, he said something about brain mapping, which I guess is when you take someone's consciousness and quite literally put them into a computer. He unfortunately passed away from lunar poison before he could put into a computer, and live forever. So I think they put Caroline's consciousness in a computer and renamed her to GLaDOS so she can run the facility, and grant Cave's final wish after he passed. What do you think? I may be going a little overboard here, but what do you think?

[@vikitooooooo]

@@dominicburch2374 yeah

[@dominicburch2374]

@@vikitooooooo I mean, in all fairness, it does make sense.

[@vikitooooooo]

@@dominicburch2374 yep

[@fenexus404]

@@dominicburch2374 It was confirmed in game itself. GLaDOS is caroline, her conscience is caroline

[@Fionacle]

As a Wheatley simp this is terrifying As a music lover this is amazing

[@mexcoreanimations8119]

'-'

[@deeked700]

Eeeeey. See, quality like this is why people need to be more patient. You can't rush utter PERFECTION.

[@deeked700]

Oh, sweet. Nice to be noticed for a change. Thank ya for the highlight Harry. I appreciate it.

[@Axodus]

what a nice guy!

[@TLAO777]

Deeked ` Springtrap: That's why it took so long for me to die.

[@parkcs7529]

Deeked ` these animations are not easy! So it takes forever.

[@cheekythemonkey748]

*Finishes video* ... *Silently waits in corner for Wheatley's Lament*

[@legokenobi1185]

or "what's this?" from curiosity Core

[@PRGME7]

Trollimpo no from space core

[@CoffieRaptorStudios]

Superfast Jellyfish ye 83

[@jakobthomas1926]

"What's Space? What's Space? It sounds like lots of fun."

[@anthraxmacabre5200]

Jakob Thomas it's loads of fun!! If you can breath and survive in space otherwise you're dead!!

[@noyz-anything]

If you do more of these Portalmare before Christmas songs, might I suggest "What's This" from the perspective of the Space Core in Space. "What's this? What's this? There's stars and SPACE abound! What's this? What's this? And there's Earth, it's big and round!"

[@NAFProjects]

This is so cute! This sounds amazing! It's dubstep! It has the charm of Portal 2! It has the charm of the original! *SO GOOD*

[@demonboi6930]

Everyone: "The defective turrets are useless they can't hurt you." The defective turrets: 2:31

[@charlescalvin-2886]

all the bullets in the WORLD

[@MacIsLosingHisMind]

When you realise even the normal turrets are half useless

[@bpnbeckeroo]

thats illegal

[@yacinesenouci6680]

I bet that being defective is just a disguise

[@millonefamily567]

Oh shit!

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

Poor wheatley. I'm pretty sure that it's the Central AI mainframe that makes the core evil. GLaDOS wasn't evil when she was outside of it, meanwhile Wheatley became evil as soon as he got plugged into it. You know how it goes, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

[@ennardsteaparty870]

Yeah, thats why i get so ticked off when people say "Wheatley betrays you in the game!" like, dude no he didn't

[@stuchris]

you know that this is explained within the game, right? lol

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

Not really, at least definitely not directly.

[@stuchris]

Glad explains as a potato that Wheatley was a core made to maker her an idiot and she called him a "tumor" remember?

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

Well yeah, but that's besides the point. Wheatley was one of the cores that they put onto her to make her behave when she was constructed. Like the four cores that you incinerate at the end of the first game.

[@yethmc3606]

This deserves- no REQUIRES an award

[@anthonyoliver418]

Before I heard this I never thought the combo of nightmare before Christmas and portal 2 would ever be an thing, in pleasantly surprised with it now.

[@TheStupendium]

This video is 100% Ray approved. Though it could use more sharks...

[@Harry101UK]

Death by shark for Wheatley? Damn; I missed an opportunity! ;)

[@TheStupendium]

And a perfect cameo opportunity. ;)

[@hyperhero2]

Not any sharks. LASER SHARKS.

[@themaninabucket8365]

Harry101UK Lost opportunities, there are many

[@TheStupendium]

Ray appreciates fine sharks of all varieties. Laser endowed or otherwise. ;)

[@waffle9416]

Waiter: are you ready to order? me: yes i would like a wheatly cooked rare. waiter: a what? me: a wheatly

[@spacekraken666]

a wheat what?

[@explodoboyv2]

Wheatley, That blue eyed Englishman.

[@perplexedgecko]

hi fellow waffle

[@skelrek4475]

Waffle uh, yea, I'd like a core sandwich with whole wheatley bread, and make sure the meat is rare.

[@aracharsley7357]

LOL!

[@bekfast_4781]

God this is so good! I’ve listened to this like 15 times already...

[@Vlumpty_Vonty]

notice: a ton of wheatlys were harmed in the making of this

[@JacobMayne]

I love how this is combining literally my two favourite things ever. Nightmare before christmas mixed with portal is stuff i thought only happened in dreams

[@ThatGuyRNA]

This is great

[@Wolffman109]

And there's more, baby. There's SO MUCH MORE.

[@dylansickinger545]

Same

[@thediamondastronomer1043]

Finally someone acknowledges how it's a nightmare before Christmas parody

[@RealBasil143]

​@@thediamondastronomer1043Wait, how?

[@ShatteredDream-ww2hp]

Defective turret:MUAHAHAHAHA turret:ahahaha... Yeah That the real reason why Defective turrets dont have bullets...

[@therealzombie5381]

Hol up

[@mramazingpinecone4153]

Actually, some do.

[@lexithegamergirl2478]

Exactly... Keep them away from the bullet storage...

[@Valvarus]

Игорь Ли Igor Li ура русский

[@littleprincemica2721]

Maybe one of the turrets gave him bullets

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

I didn't expect this to be a Nightmare before christmas parody, love this

[@sergodobro2569]

I just love how they sing the last notes about her being back in charge!

[@LinkieLinkGameing]

And another amazing Portal song by Hary101uk! I'm excited to see what you have next! >w

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Yeah,not surprised it was amazing,again.

[@DEAD-CHANNEL-IS-DEAD]

*The Turret's "Yay!" was SO cute!!! ❤️❤️❤️*

[@mithchellmcdaniel4816]

I love this song to sing

[@thinkkirby9025]

:3

[@loonloon6860]

Fluttershy

[@suffer.719]

Just, Turrets are cute, without any bullets....

[@fricot]

Now it would be cuter if it was an oracle turret. Welp, if you don't mind, I've got some crushin' to do **grabs a cube**

[@lolitramos3671]

2:27 Defective Turret:Shoots Me:The math aint mathin

[@babygirlbirdReao]

0:30 My favorite part.

[@doggo4616]

NEVER CLICKED ON A NOTIFICATION SO FAST

[@rubye4022]

Xron_ Productions I KNOW RIGHT?!

[@kitsunekazumai]

Xron_ Productions Yep

[@echoraze2849]

me2 xDD

[@jpavlovskyyy8807]

Xron_ Productions Saame!!

[@parcel_phone]

Xron_ Productions same

[@Tumbleflop]

GABE, HIRE THIS GUY RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW.

[@ghemnioc-293]

YES.

[@SoullessManiac]

Unfortunately, Valve probably won't hire him because Harry can count to 3, and Gabe probably sees that ability to be Satan's way of possessing someone.

[@ghemnioc-293]

+CFM So true.

[@evileyeden8024]

@Lord Omega What are you, Valve in disguise? They posted the script for HL3 online, that means they've probably quit.

[@PretzonPretzel]

Evil EyeDen It's been confirmed for a while they've canceled Half life 3. I saw some things about a half life 4 (yea I don't know) but it's not confirmed. But yes, they canceled Half life 3.

[@hestiarose]

It's funny, this song fits into the tone of Portal like a glove. It's like they were made for each other.

[@sizzlefriedder]

MAN, THE NOSTALGIA IS HITTING HARD WITH THIS ONE,!!!

[@afghanistandaily9175]

feel like this guy could make portal 3 better than valve

[@jmcb0089]

He did (with some other people). It's called Portal Stories.

[@Axodus]

but it's a prequel not a sequel

[@notFideos]

The_steryotypical_russain Portal 3 Cast Wheatley:Harry GLaDoS:Harry Adventure core:Harry Every core:Henry

[@hyperlight2970]

The_steryotypical_russain. This is true

[@Soviniy]

Wake me up inside Henry? I didn't know Fire Emblem extended into neuroscience! The more you know, nyaha!

[@jeredek9901]

It's funny how they sing so happily about killing someone

[@StarGodzilla]

JEREDEK wot?

[@jeremyaster7470]

But then you realize that "Someone" was a culmination of the greatest minds of the century working together to create the dumbest moron who ever lived.

[@justbill8392]

JEREDEK Assasination classroom students.

[@Zean1123]

I did when I got tired of that fucking ducks shit

[@inversegalaxy8320]

They are turrets...

[@beefbottle2816]

man , im back after years. this song will never get old

[@battadia]

I love how P-Body is just vibing the whole time

[@michalkropkatxt]

The fuctional turret's voice is the most beautiful voice I heard in my life.

[@guidingkeyblade7834]

qoorik I just wish she got more lines.

[@Person4772]

His neighbors probably think he is completely crazy as he talks to hmself

[@aclevername8399]

In multiple voices, I may add.

[@inandoutmusicproduction228]

person4772 I thought that to 🤣

[@magmamouse7270]

Henry's Neighbors: What the hell is this guy doing about a girl making a fish cake?"

[@thederpygurl3420]

@@magmamouse7270 Neighbors: Wait? is this guy planning a murder?!?!

[@simplebyte5729]

Imagine just hearing from downstairs "DETACH THE WHEATLEY CORE!"

[@nether303]

This song, out of context, sounds evil but yet it is about the main villain and I think that is genius

[@viktorsotko4112]

Even after 6 years it still a banger

[@adrianleo5954]

*MEANWHILE* Chell: *pulls a portal on moon* Wheatley: Oops...

[@Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit]

Uhh not really, at least those morons didn't get to kill me, and now I'm In space with another moron that screams "SPACE!" all the time |:/

[@KingKablooie]

@@Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit *DON'T WORRY WHEATUS! IMMA COMING!* It'll only take a few more years. Apperantly I can't use the Governments personal Spaceship to save two robot spheres named "Wheatly" and.. I'm just gonna call space core "Big Dipper".

[@Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit]

@GLaDOS I AM NOT A MORON!

[@Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit]

@GLaDOS NO IM NO.... wait..... didn't I put you in a potato?

[@Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit]

@GLaDOS I'd prefer space over being trapped in a potato or android hell

[@Sewshii]

Why hasn't valve hired you yet...?

[@thecombinesoldier6611]

cuz lord gaben is eeevil

[@omikron6218]

ZokushaRoyal Wasn't he involved in tier 3 or something, but it was canceled

[@vulkinhotland3421]

Reason: Too confusing for new players

[@Spinnie1]

Because then it would take years instead of months to get a good animation.

[@sifodyascovers4456]

great joke

[@nova7770_art]

The turret screaming "YAY!" was so adorable I literally melted

[@chugunniy_povelitel]

Damn, this is like everyone wants to destroy ice age baby, but with Wheatley

[@tessapoletynski6947]

“Your so stupid think now if blow him into smithereens he will be in pieces and then she’ll never him scream!” *Proceeds to talk about other ways to turn him to pieces*

[@glados_gaming4170]

ALL OF 'EM ARE MORONS!

[@MannicMannix]

Yes but that’s how the original song whent

[@NAFProjects]

No, that's what *GLaDOS* will do. They're not gonna destroy him directly, they're just gonna detach him.

[@Jermain-cz4bh]

@@NAFProjects sure shooting him with a billion bullets is detaching him

[@reychiu2581]

@@Jermain-cz4bh i assume they’ll shoot at the wires, and i dont think bullets will immediately turn him into pieces, but might break him off or deactivate him

[@probablynot8154]

Holy crap, you have loved a bunch of comments. Shouldn't we be the ones loving your videos?

[@Kingman524]

Ayciate :3 well we already do

[@solarial2008]

D.Turret, W.Turret, Rick and Fact Core succeeded to detach Wheatley, but the result was NOT what they expected out of GLaDOS: She didn't reward them. She just sent them back to their jobs, much to the anger to the group, which caused the turrets to overthrow GLaDOS in a song-y revolution. GLaDOS was now PianOS in this alternate universe

[@theveryfunnymyth]

I love how at 2:04 the turret says "yay!" at the idea of getting a cake, what a silly billy :)

[@atlasrules87]

I actually feel bad for Wheatley because he was corrupted by the mainframe, total power corrupts, y'know.

[@Harry101UK]

Absolutely.

[@notabonepizza2915]

Trump in a nutshell

[@rasmusazu]

patryk gaming Desperate for attention eh?

[@rasmusazu]

TrexMobile Gaming How very adult of you ^.-

[@shiromwangi786]

I agree I actually miss him

[@jazzydrawz3792]

The more I listen to this the more I realise this is a "dumb ways to die" video with Wheatley.

[@slashplane]

Untill you remember this is a parody of nightmare before Christmas.

[@oomishroomi8171]

True

[@robust2426]

@Gregory Steedley Actually watch the movie the nightmare before christmas the part the kids sing about catching santa and the you will finally see the truth.

[@glad0sa.i.348]

The dumbest way is to wait around for Half Life 3

[@tinytinachocochip2896]

i've had this music in my head for 30 minutes and i just couldn't remember where i heard it, it appeared in my head like a flash. i am so Relieved

[@Oldsaintnick1980]

Everyone: the defected turret is useless it can't hurt anyone. The defected turret: 2:32

[@rieon-plumbingfan]

2:57 THAT TURRET LAUGH OH MY GOD

[@laym.glitched]

Lol XDD

[@comradejakov4528]

Sounds cute ngl

[@tostadaprincess8736]

My heart

[@Vlumpty_Vonty]

SO CUTE!!!

[@SATADELUXE]

Is it just me or it remembers Flaky from Happy Tree Friends?

[@Sonicfan416]

And then they found out Wheatley was listening to them singing the whole time so they died

[@chickadeechicken9623]

Hahaha!!!! Yeah IKR!!! 😄

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

He's *literally* right behind him. He's stupid, sure, but he isn't deaf...

[@wolfether]

the end.

[@gojoPart2]

@@ezekielbaskerville2710 well is made to be that

[@carrinanorth4224]

Only if there stupider than him witch you know isn't possible is it

[@Uuan1000]

i like how rick (adventure core) and milo (fact core) actually get to take part in defeating him

[@GlitchItUp4031]

00:51 'Blue-eyed Englishman' My favorite line by far.😂

[@softi3489]

*old man voice* "It's been 84 years..."

[@quotvine5180]

do you come from tumblr

[@softi3489]

yeaye123 Ye yes

[@mostrico0728]

*BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE INTENSFIES*

[@softi3489]

Mostrico07 The furry wat

[@Axodus]

you don't even know where the 84 years originated from.

[@marcogh]

This is proof it's not all about what software you use, it's about your skills.

[@Liyniia]

TMC MarCodeRed Very end look at other sfm videos.... you need a b huge amount of skill for that

[@neildixson3490]

2:58 this laugh…it's perfect.

[@androidandpctechtips7525]

Thank you for this song i had surgery and thissong distracted it from my suffering

[@kirbl1153]

Before: *BLAAAAAAAAAME* Glados is to *BLAAAAME* Now: *DETACH THE WEATHLEY CORE*

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

they cant make up there mind

[@bloodrinker]

THE BEST ONE IS POTADoS is to blame

[@pokeprime94]

Poor little Wheatley. I love him so much and it’s really sad to watch him die in like 100 different ways. The idea of him running out of power in space is definitely one of the saddest, that and the crusher and the incinerator. Still, amazing video as always

[@laym.glitched]

Yeah same

[@DaxAxeOffical]

He was corrupted by the glados thingy thing that holds glados and then he was left to die in space a unfortunate fate for a good guy who just wanted to help

[@unisonbeck5872]

I know, right????? 😫 But at the same time, awesome vid

[@theflightguy8726]

The incinerator wouldn’t really work. As far as I know, all Aperture Science equipment is able to handle heat up to 3000 degrees (that’s why you get the companion cube back at the end of portal 2.) I don’t remember where I read this so it might be completely false :/

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

@@Max_GX God! I was so worried! Is space core bothering you too much?

[@bird..enthusiast]

I can't stop coming back to this video I love the turret voices so much:)

[@ShaneLawYT]

this is just the best portal 2 music you made that i have heard!

[@smilingiceberg955]

2:58 the white turrent is laughing so nervously oh my god-

[@wta1518]

The turret realized that Wheatley heard them the whole time.

[@smilingiceberg955]

@@wta1518 I know

[@Candme38]

Turrents are the worst Turrent?

[@Yuri-xg4ni]

So... That's what happens when you pirate a game as a torrent. Turret + Torrent = Turrent

[@1nfinitune533]

"The perfect Portal song doesn't exi-" *This channel pops up* "I stand corrected"

[@logantehderp4521]

But there was already want you gone so...

[@boredom_gaming_3405]

Agreed

[@EpicBladez-ji1kp]

Same

[@Wolffman109]

He DOES have that affect on people.

[@moggless2871]

Best songs

[@_The_RFG_Club_]

always gotta come back to this song man, it is amazing

[@razorwolf2758]

honestly this should have over 10 million views by now its so cool

[@minhdo9845]

This is Aperture The Wheatley Song Defective Making Science Detach the Wheatley Core They seem to fit in a Portal 2 Musical.

[@lmsproductions7400]

Minh Do maybe a joint Colab with Harry and Lhugeny

[@jeriahficke3917]

yah i agree

[@ferbmicah8514]

Minh Do if harry could make an animation that puts these together in a logical way i would break the replay button

[@colinking3330]

why dont you use loop/

[@mal8396]

TRUE

[@invinciblespeed]

This... This is really good... This... This is like... REALLY good. HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO DO THIS?

[@dreamcatcher4202]

simple really..... sfm.

[@Handicast390]

invinciblespeed That's harry

[@SonicChaocc]

With Science, you monster

[@kytenterprises9338]

2:32 Defective Turret: *OMG I CAN FINALLY SHOOT* Turret: *uhh can you give me my bullet back?*

[@Fili9521]

I love this "kidnap the sandyclaws" parody

[@IECB-studios]

YES YES YES YES YES *Y E E* Edit: THE LIKES, *MOM GET THE CAMERA!*

[@Harry101UK]

Yes?

[@Xenthio]

No?

[@dracibatic2433]

maybe so?

[@charmyzard]

harry, i woyld like to see Wheately as a potato.... that would have been hilarious!

[@jksparkle2799]

Charmy The Charizard-OM Goodness, I nearly lost it at that point. :D

[@lorelaitodd-watkins7203]

Now all we need is a "What's this?" parody!

[@christlisnull2750]

Tristan Todd-Watkins I think it could be Glados's reaction in Portal 1, to Chell surviving all the tests she goes on through. It would be nice to go back to where it all began.

[@PRGME7]

Tristan Todd-Watkins it would be sung by the space core about stuff in space

[@launched_]

Tristan Todd-Watkins Maybe Wheatley would sing it when he got in control of the facility.

[@WrathieReign]

"What's this? What's this? There's astroids in the air! What's this? What's this? Space is everywhere!"

[@fnafcrafters4726]

Tristan Todd-Watkins yes please

[@quinnabrams8875]

this and your sound of science videos are amazing. youve got a sub!!

[@A_Red_Fox]

I forgot how good this was

[@TyranntX]

This parody song is more gruesome than original! I like it

[@grrlstar100]

TyranntX the original is just kids not knowing what kidnapping is and making plans to kill santa

[@nicholasros7887]

Yeah yeah yeah boring

[@GSFigure]

@@grrlstar100 lmao

[@pokepals2780]

I love the attention to detail Henry has. The fact core and adventure core are planning to detach Wheatley and they were the corrupted cores in the Wheatley boss fight and I only just noticed that.

[@patriciojose1505]

And the turrets are planning kill/destroy him

[@369destroyer]

I wonder when Space Core got roped into this XD

[@angelaharding7887]

This is my fav song now thank you

[@minetruly]

This....... This....... Is my two favorite things, masterfully combined with a quality beyond normal human grasp.

[@spindlyfingers700]

It's always nice to see you still make songs, Harry! Keep up the great work!

[@hyperhero2]

R u dead?

[@sylviamills6129]

Lel, I see what u did there xD

[@camblycreeper7999]

It's always nice to have Nightmare before christmas songs!

[@folgentpears7107]

AKA "The many ways to torture Wheatley"

[@chell4707]

👍

[@talker5890]

NO

[@Dzhugashvily]

i heard this 2 years ago and i remembered it again.... ahhh good old days .

[@nocturn9x]

THIS GUY IS AMAZING WTF Also, this song is hypnotizing, lol

[@cykachu8080]

BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS: DID THE TURRETS GET AN AWARD?

[@marechatter]

FattyPatty The award is like a cake - AWARD IS A LIE

[@duck3892]

cake exists

[@dreamcatcher4202]

the cake isn't a lie 🎂see! it's right here!

[@andrewclearyvlogs4499]

or is it

[@Spiritualmoonrise]

Emperor Fredbear Lololol

[@jcb7494]

I'm a simple man. I love Portal. I love The Nightmare Before Christmas. I see a music that mix both of those. I admire Harry and I create a cult about him. Thanks Harry, that was perfect A french blue eyed-gentleman

[@willbe_human]

Hey hey hey uhm I'm really interested in this Harry cult you are talking about. Where can I sign up?

[@jcb7494]

Anywere you want folk. This is an open group composed of... well 2 people with you ^^" Any idea to start with?

[@beatmeat4508]

I just want to join too!

[@krisbies]

Can we please appreciate how Atlas and P-Body are incorporated into this animation? Like, Harry always does a good job with them but they are so well utilized here!

[@NightshadeUnholyNEXUS]

Poor Wheatley, I like him a lot. This is a little sad, but overall at the same time; awesome video!!!!