SCP 5K: When Half Life and Ready or Not have a baby! - Funny Moments and Fails

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"Am I okay?!" with the head missing is just some classic comedy. XD Don't worry, nothing important was damaged, Jonk's skull didn't contain any vital organs. :P

[@SomeKindaHero117]

I was gonna comment the same thing 🤣No damage done! The head is simply an accessory as he can clearly still talk out of his ass 🤣🤣🤣

[@LeoArctica]

HE LOST HIS HEAD! Literally! XD

[@wetfloor2989]

Did he get a head of him self?

[@LeoArctica]

​@@wetfloor2989 lol XD

[@flyfisher967]

He was also still talking because he talks out his a$$

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Jake, literally missing 90% of his head: "Am I okay?"

[@Remoniq]

That's a normal day. Oh, you mean in the game? Yeah that's funny.

[@zachall101]

Just a flesh wound, what’s the problem there 😂😂

[@ClashClash89]

Just dead weight. ^^D

[@PhoenixSora9aOs3]

The fact that he is fine just speaks volumes on how little use he have for the space up there

[@firnen2704]

"Don't worry guys! Just a flesh wound. The brain is in the other head." 🤣

[@Quartz5005]

*Dead guy's head is snapped backwards* "Eh, he's probably fine."

[@ErzengelDesLichtes]

Considering Jake’s character was perfectly ambulatory after getting his head blasted off, it’s apparently not that ridiculous in that world.

[@lunaequinox7333]

-Every school nurse ever

[@dr.bright6272]

Don't worry, it's covered by his insurance.

[@slimetank394]

Jake not needing a head to be alive is somehow very fitting

[@oscaryanez8324]

I agree. I guess his stupidity is so strong that it can somehow control his body without the head

[@BeantheGerridae]

So no head?

[@hungarywogarigine3729]

"Could've gotten a blozza" 😂 best thing with that is that a work mate calls it a brojob 😂😂

[@liammartin551]

"Just a flesh wound" Gratuitously pissing blood out of his neckhole.

[@carpet420]

Yea its a wound in his flesh

[@TheAviator85]

Jake sees a man with his neck severed, arms bent backwards, torso folded, legs broken, and impaled with glass and goes "Is hE oKaY?!"

[@marvinhubregtse5776]

well as we see later for Jonk a headwound is just minor dmg

[@TheAviator85]

@marvinhubregtse5776 you have to have brain cells to feel pain and as we all know Jonk has none.

[@dustinadolfelisan9846]

​@@marvinhubregtse5776No wonder why he's asking if the guy is okay

[@texastank]

average happy wheels level

[@firelord1115]

Reminds me of "ya think it's a bird?" 😂😂

[@Icey7405]

Jake still being fully functional without his head proves that it's just for decoration

[@micheljavert5923]

And that his brain is located somewhere else in his body....

[@Jack-kb3vn]

​@@micheljavert5923in his ass

[@dustinadolfelisan9846]

​@@micheljavert5923In... His [REDACTED]?

[@lourlani]

The Voldemort Wallace and Gromit section is sending me 😂😂

[@ForgottenSoul3]

Same 😂

[@IgaChicken]

Me too lol!

[@WelshGiraffa]

Definitely did the same for me hahaha

[@contortionyx]

Not shocking at all that having a head is just optional for Jake. Actually makes sense for him to think the guy whose head was snapped 'round was fine 😂

[@crazymus_pride]

2:14 is not bullying if is true 4:50 it clears the GPU ram, if your screen blink's black means you done it, if it doesn't do anything means you didn't do it right (windows+control+shift+B)

[@czarkusa2018]

ctrl+shift+win+B is actually my hero.

[@Misteri0123]

"If-a your screen" Another one to the mockup italian

[@crazymus_pride]

@@Misteri0123 I didn't notice the "a" because I was going to white something else and I changed the last moment I am not Italian, I am from Greece

[@Aureliano01]

1:29 Jake:"not but a flesh wond" Alex:"YOUR FUKING HEAD IS MISSING MATE" Jake:"no it's not"

[@ryzekiv7147]

2:09 Steve’s retirement party. Cake in the breakroom!

[@carpet420]

All my homies hate Steve

[@battlehippo89]

Jonk's head getting blasted off: "I wasn't using it anyways, it's fine."

[@scarlettSun117]

1:16 There goes the head 😂

[@dragonvich2007]

Looks like that needed a “heads” up

[@cyberstar251]

popped like a balloon.

[@khangannguyen5256]

Headless jonkless operator. At your service.

[@No_OneO_N]

I read this in the tune of “Here comes the sun” and facepalmed

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

Jake's missing head would explain his lack of english mastery.

[@squatchhammer7215]

It would explain a LOT more.

[@DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

'Dump' would've been a very fitting name for that hamster, considering it's fate was to be dumped and left in a freezer 😆.

[@MathewBurns-w6q]

1:17 TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND

[@noir-214]

Tis but a scratch A SCRATCH your heads gone

[@buddythewonderdog8065]

I think we now need a Ellis 'Seagull' video with the best of Ellis' laughing.

[@woodster605]

More realistic to call it SCP and GTFO combined perfect game for this channel

[@imgonnapassoutt]

Alex trying to not get the channel cancelled is a new experience i never expected to see

[@openthinker6562]

A bit of lore for the game: In this level, you're a small team from the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit, who are basically the underdogs of the SCP universe. They're literally just some poor FBI agents who are underfunded and trying their best in a world with huge shadow organizations, cults, terror groups, and entire worlds and eldritch beings. This is taking place in a universe, dubbed SCP-5000, where the SCP organization, which secures normalcy, contains anomalies, and protects the public, decides to wipe out humanity and unleashes all of its previously contained anomalous beings, from an anomaly that is basically a weeping angel (will snap your neck the moment you look away) to apps that will make your head go boom if you look at them on a screen, and way worse. There's also mention of the GOC, Global Occult Coalition, who are basically the UN but who actually get sh*t done: In that they seek to destroy anomalies wholesale as opposed to containing and studying them like the SCP organization. They're the good guys in this universe, and in most universes while they are rivals they're not explicitly bad guys, given how a ton of anomalies should really, really, really be killed. Also, the number of SCP anomalies is incredible and astounding, and are very rich in imagination. While most also lean more towards horror and gore, a lot of them also lean into more hopeful and positive cases. Some of my favorites include: - SCP-999, a literal orange goo blob of pure happiness and joy that literally heals you mentally by hugging you. Depression, sadness, and so on disappear when you touch it, and (if I remember), it actually cured a man's psychopathy. It's even suggested in the lore he will actually save the universe with the power of happiness and hugs (I'm not even joking) - SCP-4217, the Bismarck, the German WW2 battleship, which now houses a possible space creature that uses it like a giant shell and mans its guns. It's actively contained by British Navy ships in secret who have to shoot at it to contain it - SCP-4999, a man who wears dark clothes who appears next to dying people who have no loved ones to be there with them. He appears often in the last minutes of a person's life who is going to die alone, smoking a cigarette and comforting them in their last moments - SCP-5031, just another monster: Basically, it is a floating monster that goes invisible when directly looked at. The researcher in charge of this one, instead of locking it in a cell, decided to treat it like a human baby and began to help it learn and grow, from starting with kids toys to teaching it how to read and write. It now is able to communicate and is able to use its dangerous claws to cook delicious meals, more of a story about how Nurturing and proper love and care can turn yet another monster into a friendly being - SCP-524: A rabbit that eats everything. Literally. That's it. It's a small white rabbit with black markings called Walter that will literally eat anything and everything it is given. Food, metal, glass, stone, dirt, and *Radioactive Materials* as well. It even terrifies actual dangerous monsters that are nigh-immortal, since it could actually kill them just by eating them. As in, actually kill god-like beings. - SCP-343, God. Yes, God. He’s an elder man who looks different to everyone but apparently has the powers of God, such as creation, deletion, and so on with just a thought. He’s actually a nice guy and can morph reality, so his containment room is actually a massive library and room. Everyone from scientists to security go to chat to him like he’s a therapist. However, he isn’t flawless, and even has human moments of doubt and regret with valid fears: apparently, when a person came to him in his room, 343 forgot he was there and this caused the person to be literally wiped from existence because “God” forgot he existed…

[@ceazar2488]

It's not Unusual Investigations Unit.. it's the Unusual Incidents Unit. Unless they altered the name of the UIU in SCP:5K.

[@openthinker6562]

@@ceazar2488 yep, corrected. Thanks!

[@ceazar2488]

@@openthinker6562 no probs for just a slight typo

[@trollman1296]

You could convince Gabby to move away by saying there's a SCP named 8335, a SAFE Class SCP that is a beehive that makes the most delicious honey to every exist and its bees 8335-A to G are the intelligent and friendly to all creatures it interacts with and if there is a staff named Gabby entered its chamber the bees will fly around that person in a playful manner

[@ceu160193]

Unfortunately she in the process would encounter more evil SCP and die horrible death and blame Jake.

[@trollman1296]

@@ceu160193 Nah, mention any bees no creatures can stop a determined Scot

[@rolfs2165]

Did you just come up with an SCP for Gabby?

[@geedub88]

After a quick Google search, SCP-883 is a giant beehive. The honey it produces can have a narcotic effect on humans.

[@twinarcher8123]

I like the detail that the characters in the game have their finger off the trigger.

[@thePsiMatrix]

"It's like trying to turn your car on and off while driving on the motorway.." Er, fun fact; you can do that. You'll lose momentum but conservation of motion should keep you going long enough to restart the engine. Obviously not recommended for general drivers

[@shadowrobot7708]

Having the subtitles react to being shot was a nice touch.

[@zenbamboo7978]

My favourite thing out of this video is Voldy having a good time with a laugh. I want that as a sound clip on Zedge (or whatever the app is called) so I can have it as my notification sound and purposely put my volume on IN COLLEGE and hope someone messages me JUST so I can hear it go off and laugh

[@CRUSH40RULES]

"Am I okay?" Says as there's blood spurting out the top. 🤣🤣🤣

[@squatchhammer7215]

6:27 frigging Brits. Not only do you mess up guns you messed it up with 911!

[@tacticalwookiee7476]

Alex's laugh after he absolutely obliterates Jakes head is amazing. 😂

[@VectorA.Mctavish]

1:18 don't worry, it's nothing for you to lose your head to. it's not too serious to be worried about.

[@combustinbug973]

0:33 Speaking of legs

[@MintTheProtogen]

Have 8 more!

[@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941]

3:25-3:30 This was some pro gamer shit, tho, if I'm bh. The lift bit just seemed like genuine wholesome fun. 😂 Jake: "oh, Ellis has respawned!" Ellis: "yeah, it's Pv-" Jake: "*shoots him dead*" Ellis: "PISS." 10:35-10:40 Cath already fucks a horse.

[@thomaswalsh7090]

0:37 when ellis said mf it almost sounded like he was singing it

[@DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

So I guess that officially confirms that Jonk is a chicken, since he can survive without a head 🤣.

[@eriksadas]

7:13 Ellis sounded like the npcs from That's not my Neighbor

[@sharks4fun40]

Or “whatever his name is” the cowardly dog

[@bitnecromancer3721]

"check your fire". Almost instantaneous gun fight.

[@guppywuppy7683]

2:22 "I was looking for baddies" Me too, Gabby. Me too

[@please-wake-up-now]

The way they handle chaos is just gold! 😂 It's like watching a buddy cop movie gone wrong. Also, can we appreciate how they just keep calm in the weirdest situations? Makes me wanna join their squad! 🤣👌

[@scottallen6160]

🤣 This video should’ve been called “It’s just a flesh wound.” Thanks for the laughs. Cheers mates! 🍺🤣

[@Zorai99]

4:49 “i mean it is pancake day soon”

[@EEVEE_fan16]

What a throwback!

[@dkSilo]

It's Pickle Rick! Pretty certain that was the intended reference with the pickle. Fun video!

[@kiyokoryusaki6043]

0:00 Fun fact #1: If someone’s head is facing behind them, they are usually dead. 0:07 The Backer Wall Memorial 0:18 What the game expects you to face as dangers 0:44 The actual danger 0:53 Steam Vent Testing and Trolling 1:16 Fun fact #2: The playable characters in this game must be genetically related to cockroaches. A cockroach can live without its head for 1-2 weeks. 1:32 Situational awareness fail 1:51 Steve the security guy’s birthday party, ruined by the apocalypse 2:15 Gabby blocking doorways, and Alex mocking her by imitation 2:46 The Toilet Pickle 3:08 The Subscribe Check Demon 3:29 Alex’s authentic growling 3:40 Check your ammo 3:48 Jonk trying to explain what toast is in layman terms 4:05 *pulls out knife* HEYYYY MACARENA 4:17 Cath being Cath as usual 4:38 Jonk keeps getting creped up on 4:50 Alex trying to do stuff at the worst possible time 5:12 I refuse to comment on this 5:45 The “invisible” fire 6:00 Another moment reminding how shit Jonk is at games 6:20 Rare ellis mistake 6:39 Ellis getting screwed then mocked by the scoreboard 7:07 GTorch, and Ellis got the Jonk effect 7:24 Ubisoft games 7:43 Jonk being incompetent as usual 8:09 Dumpling the Hamster (FMI watch the Subnautica series) 8:39 Insert Appropriate Wallace and Gromit theme since its 2024 9:02 Mimic doors, the bane of Jonk’s existence 9:16 Jonk in PvP mode 9:31 Mind your fire 9:51 QOTV: Where did we come from, Ellis? 10:01 Classic WPE blunder moment 10:21 Vehicle banging choices

[@CooperGal24]

"It's just a flesh wound, it's fine!" As Jake's neck is spurting out gallons of blood like the friggin' Old Faithful in Yellowstone National Park! Also, wasn't the 1911 guns mentioned in the WPE's game session of Aliens when they were talking about how "Whatever the year this game took place in, the 1911s are STILL being used by the military"?

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

1:17 I mean let's be fair, Jake wasn't using it for much of anything...

[@douglasallar9176]

0:35 "it is man who is made in God's image." "Not you creature"

[@SollowP]

Wearing full tactical gear and just putting a party hat on is honestly quite lealistic.

[@MrEpicGamingGamer]

"that was a really realistic sound there" Well... He IS real.

[@Carnophobe]

Jonk: "It's like turning your car off and on again when you're driving 70 mph on the motorway." Me, who has done exactly that when there was an unexplained problem with my power steering cutting out that only restarting the engine seemed to fix: "It's fine, just hold down the clutch?"

[@mildlyderanged]

0:16 I'm very disappointed at Alex for noticing Bootylicious as a user name and not Balls Itch just to the left of them

[@Kaikulet]

8:37 wtf i actually named my hamster dump 🤣🤣

[@anuar1427]

Gabby doesn't want you to name your hamster dump, she wants you to name dumpling (I don't think Gabby knows how to name her animals)

[@kbrelax1353]

Jake? If you take costume for Halloween I suggest the Headless Horseman. 😂

[@No_OneO_N]

6:05 Jake has died one time more than Cath and that dropped his KD down 10 points but legit every stat he’s doing better than her in.

[@Simat_0]

The most terrifying thing in horror game is when you realize the monster have opposable thumbs.

[@ToXicMonKeY889]

That slam on Ubisoft was so gold. I love WPE

[@michaelslaughter4874]

Ellis having zero on the scoreboard led to an Alex comment subtitled: "What the fuck is **** ellis?"

[@Th3hun13r]

Alex said look at the legs and omfg the crab jump scare 😂

[@haydenbrooksarenburg3024]

10:22 and 10:26 I'm listening to you idiots while I'm working on my model trains. Nearly dropped one when I heard that 🤣

[@WelshGiraffa]

Jake having no head:Am I ok? Me:Ye you didn’t need any brains to begin with

[@JackAshe]

I desperately want a v-neck shirt that says “I had some bread that was heated up and hard.” Because that’s a ducking classic

[@arcrogue28]

With each upload Ellis strays further from words

[@Greatduck777]

Bootylicious will be engraved on the backers wall forever and I love it

[@connorbarton742]

I have never heard Alex laugh that hard 😂 such a great laugh

[@microchips834]

1:16 The hardest I've ever heard Alex laugh

[@bigd6071]

Wpe playing horror games is great because you never feel like you're the only one shitting yourself for no reason

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Alex mention his sister put a dead hamster in the freezer and apparently its name is Dumpling? So his sister has a frozen Dumpling.

[@KenithLemley]

NOOOOO

[@positionlightproductions6187]

If this is what a professional MTF squad looks like now I think we're all doomed.

[@TailsXFries_AKA_LJ]

Another day, another game glitching with Jonk and the game. Watching this at 2 in the morning hits different

[@TheBaner136]

I'm all for scp content on this channel

[@spartanc173]

SCP-5000, also known as: "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck."

[@Lumiria]

I've gotta go back and watch the vods. Completely forgot about WPE playing this

[@ashleythomas9671]

I like the beep sound Ctrl + Shift + Windows + B makes ...

[@doyourbest_uwu]

8:54 This had me dying laughing.

[@thepizzaman8064]

6:25 Absolutely *worst* month to make that mistake in

[@luciusheit]

Random info: turning the car on and off on the motorway is not a problem if you don't panic. I actually had to do that for a while since it had a fault on the injection pumps that would not let me accelerate unless reset by turning on and off. Just be aware of it and keep your momentum.

[@joelkoewers9633]

Every time they call Jake "Jonk" it reminds me of the jonk Droid from star wars

[@samueltrusik3251]

Finally, some SCP.

[@DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

That's certainly one way to deal with multiple dead weights, arm them with knives and have them fight to the death. Whoever survives is the one true dead weight 😂.

[@robertsvet6980]

Oh boy new funny channel to binge

[@malice6081]

6:33 hey it’s a car and one of yall is a car guy. It’s rather close too I have made that myself

[@Zane42010]

Jake missing his head is fine since his brain clearly isn't even there to begin with

[@Food24112]

I've never heard of a mimic door before. That's pretty cool/a good new trap vs the mimic chest

[@ceu160193]

It's very popular mod for Lethal Company.

[@ceu160193]

It's very popular mod for Lethal Company.

[@akantiia]

What a way to describe toast 😂

[@quaestionarius7730]

I love how this team of misfits has turned their mental disabilities into money making entertainment superpowers. Seriously. I was eating pickles when you found the pickle. I almost choked. 10/10. Will inhale vinegar again.

[@exemplar7205]

Interesting, i never knew Gabby was a Bethesda NPC with those door blocks.

[@ronng21]

I would love to hear Jake do Voldemort voice saying AVAKADAVVVRAAaa

[@lenix_o]

love how they kept the "feature" where your body parts can get obliterated with the revolver or shotgun

[@Jack-kb5nb]

Can’t wait to eventually see you guys play never winter

[@trition1234]

8:40 alright i need a brit to explain this because i love Wallace and Gromit

[@supermegabenji1026]

2:56 I'm pretty sure this is a reference to Rick and Morty's episode of Pickle Rick where in one scene, He got out of a toilet which was inside a Base where he was trying to find his way Home.

[@VINCE-pp3es]

is it just me or does jonk act like both a smarter and dumber version of billy from grim adventures of billy and mandy?

[@marvinhubregtse5776]

6:05 to be fair Ellis Cath also has a better K/D then you

[@No_OneO_N]

The best part is if you look at the stats. Jake has more kills, and more headshots than Cath but apparently he’s died one extra time which dropped his K/D by 10 compared to Cath and yet Ellis is calling Jake out like he’s shit at the game, and while he is, he’s doing better than both Cath and Ellis

[@RavenDravenek]

10:22 I’d definitely pick a motorcycle, it’s fast, it’s powerful, and it’s more fun without protection

[@Chaos_Insurgency_commander_1]

Oh god no can we keep these idiots away from us- Chaos Insurgency Commander

[@JayCeF076]

Double uploads I approve 💯

[@sergeantliangplays]

5k in the game title stands for "5000 bugs and glitches"

[@Fishwapper]

Fly high BOOTYLICIOUS, gone too soon… R.I.P😔

[@MILK4LIVFE]

1:17 The WHEEZE

[@criminalport4962]

We all stand here today thanks to Bootylicious sacrifice Oh come on you thought it too

[@Elfie527]

i love u guys so much, do never stop what ure doing😇