Praise to the Lort (181) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

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On today's episode Chris discusses Undercover Billionaire, The Learning Channel and Salt Bae. He also watches some videos including a man converted by the Lort, and the genius of White Claw Gabe.
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[@SupergoodStudios]

Watch the uncut version on patreon!!! www.patreon.com/chrisdelia

[@c1audius]

Saying “Eeeee...yes!!!” Is proven to reduce stress and improve your well-being. Keep the pods coming dude 🔥

[@LooseCan88]

Keep Crushing, I am glad your back, no bs . 4real

[@sanchoddrums]

I'm now a baby patron!

[@Iappreciateyourtime]

I'm here for everyone one of these my guy!

[@bdrtbdrt2633]

On it stay up homie

[@jamesflynn6788]

Chris, if ur reading this, we ‘preciate ya

[@raza4271]

always preesh

[@mmarco8787]

WE love RAP!! (I think I spelled that last word wrong.)

[@p344y]

W'preesh

[@louispconstant6624]

He is cringe.

[@MrFuckhed]

hes reading this alright, if your an 18yr old girl of course

[@kaylamoore1551]

I’m almost 30 years old and I’m just now realizing that TLC stands for “the learning channel”

[@FearOfGod444]

Ouch

[@FearOfGod444]

I've realized worse withing the past few hours tho I can't hate

[@MaximusDowns]

I thought it was Tender Loving Care

[@babak4879]

I thought it was T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chilli

[@stephaniem8700]

I didnt even know until reading this comment.....

[@greyhat_gaming]

Every podcast Chris gets more and more like his old self. Winning.

[@claytongeorge1428]

When he said “my back is like a ski slope” I thought the same thing

[@nicolemonroe6551]

omg I've noticed that too!!

[@HeyThatsInteresting97]

The only thing I’m waiting for is to have him say NO DENTS

[@jcglez9491]

Noticed that too, sensational

[@teostaro9976]

Let's hope he keeps recovering, though lol.

[@cadeparrott3590]

“I don’t know why I’m still doing the podcast”. Keep doing is Chris we love it and thank you for it

[@Teah8cbdude]

I'm really glad he's back, how honest he was, and now I just know him before that stupid bs accusation stuff. Chris, came back from that, and it didn't make a dent

[@JoeSmoe215]

Still one of the only podcasts that make me laugh like a mad man.

[@scottpitner4298]

Agreed

[@IfonleeProd]

The most. The greatest.

[@markb4168]

Facts

[@kayla7562]

Same 😂 I always feel lucky that I found the podcast a few years ago. We never canceled him..chris had no idea all the support he still had during his hiatus. The people that don’t matter canceled him, they probably never even followed him to begin with, just blood thirsty ppl waiting to attack the next “me too” person smh.

[@iheartjbgccb]

@@kayla7562 yeah they don't know the whole story & jumped on the bandwagon. Glad he's back & we welcomed him back

[@John-oz5gj]

The Chris that can't be cancelled anymore is the best.

[@Jake-oz7rs]

no, all he does is talk about his son now. no one gives a F

[@mr.jameson218]

@@Jake-oz7rs But you're here? S'poor decision making.

[@kimberleesara9486]

@@Jake-oz7rs you sound like you wish his son was yours. Weird

[@vilebuddha883]

@@kimberleesara9486 😂😂😂

[@Artdeepmind]

@@Jake-oz7rs Whats wrong about that? I just wanna see the man happy and healthy, if talking about his son helps him then so be it.

[@briceticker6721]

duuuude 4 new episodes in and I can see your mood coming back. Good to have you back man

[@mdaveyphoto]

Three episodes ago I posted a comment saying within 2 more he’d be back. I got roasted by people. Literally 2 episodes later and he’s back. I love it

[@kyleturner3779]

“We’re not doing a 5 minute podcast.” We don’t want that. We want Ten Minute Podcasts, Chris!

[@jakel7213]

That's what I immediately thought of, and then I got sad that we'll never get it again. Guess I'm gonna listen to TMP all the way through again!

[@ludovicagiordano9214]

Some podcasts are slow n you don't know how long they last!

[@KanesTheName]

@@jakel7213 We miiight! Ya never knooooow. Once everything has truly blown over, Sasso could wrangle the boys together again. They all follow eachother again on Insta, which maybe counts for something LOL

[@thereadysaltedcrisp8959]

@@KanesTheName what do you mean. All three of them follow each other on insta, Bryan will and Chris all follow each other and vice versa

[@TheDuke4100]

@@thereadysaltedcrisp8959 brain cullen had stopped following chris for a little while

[@ardentitv9662]

That drinking bit got me, dude. My boy right now started opening his mouth super wide and staring us in the face when he's hungry. It's so funny, man.

[@bonsaikitty29]

I live for the sarcastic "yyyyyYES!" I do this too with different wording xD

[@BTW4u]

Same! I use it and people wonder where I got it from. Lol

[@SacredGrace333]

I’m just gonna say it again... I’m so glad our silly goose is back in action!!!!

[@notheretomakefriendswithu3295]

Are u gonna say it till he replies to it? I'll be here to ask u every week because he ain't replying.

[@michaelbrush741]

I've been waiting for a long time to jump back in the pond.

[@yeeheestoner223]

@@notheretomakefriendswithu3295 neither is she buddy

[@tomlewis5542]

Dum dum dum dum

[@notheretomakefriendswithu3295]

@@yeeheestoner223 her replyin back ain't the bit pal but nobodies gonna blame u for grabbin the low hangin fruit.

[@circlethebaggins1865]

When I saw Jeremy Renners face I knew everything is going to be ok.

[@oompaville]

discord is lit chris 🔥

[@jon8803]

Get outta here dude... do you even have Chris’s REAL number? Fuck outta here Caleb

[@TightMoneyGripp813]

Oh sh!t, KZbinr on KZbinr recognition 👍🏾🤛🏾💯

[@ordinarypete]

@@jon8803 💯

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Ah shit I need to get in that

[@AndyMac259]

I can only imagine lol

[@omarmac1]

White claw Gave. F that F this F Monday F Tusday F Whensday F Thursday F Friday F Saturday.... GOD Sunday. 🤣

[@elcanicas4115]

🤣

[@supremehunter1531]

🐾

[@omarmac1]

Undercover trillionar....chris d'elia.. 😄

[@braydosamigos]

The editor been killing it lately ❤️

[@Cococonutt]

Juan?

[@lou.geemusic]

Thanks bro, I'm actually the editor * Turns around *

[@danielvila7318]

@@Cococonutt He called him Ivan early in the ep

[@Rerum_Novarum]

Ivan to fire him?

[@danielvila7318]

@@Rerum_Novarum idk. I don't know all the current Chris D lore. I just tune in for silly goose time

[@Liveitlarge247]

My uncle once said that "rap's the only music you can't hum"... uh 'think about it ev'ry 6 months

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

Classic congratulations energy on that line

[@mikefedorovsky2577]

Chris looking like he just came back from the 21 pilots concerts

[@harrymothowl8923]

Hahahaha dead on

[@canislupus7421]

Accurate

[@zaneedmondson1814]

*twenty one. Careful, the clique will come for you if they find out you’re writing 21 and not spelling it out😂

[@RED-yw7ov]

I suppose he is trying to attract fans in that same age range 🥴

[@johns818]

You know what this means boys.. Chris's Shoulders Documentary back in full production!

[@micky-jproductions5775]

I was today years old when i found out TLC is an abbreviation for The Learning Channel

[@rickeykoga2312]

Back in the 90s they used to be like Discovery Channel with all educational shows. Now it's all reality shows

[@LeMatt87n]

Young punk

[@jsans2520]

I thought I was the only one!! 😂

[@lorenthompson8966]

😂😂😂😂

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

Tender Lovin' Care

[@EJacobsBeats]

I will continue to do my due diligence as a log cabin member by dropping by here on Fridays to leave a like and comment even though I'm signed up for Patreon now

[@JamesWilson-om5zv]

The best time of the week. TGIF fam

[@ryanboone6169]

Chris tune in to YHM with Tom and Christina they covered this video. There is a follow up to it where the dude says he was pressured into that and he is still full on gay.

[@nodiggity9472]

Last time I was this early, Whitney was still talking to Chris.

[@WhyHowNow]

Oh. Oh shit that was clever. 😆

[@larissabeaty2918]

Who is Whitney?

[@06alepea1]

@@larissabeaty2918 a snake.

[@markb4168]

Last time whitney was relevant, Timmy D was exposing her for the selfish big breasted flat woman she is.

[@carlhamilton6628]

Dying. Of course the guy is 5”5 and has something to prove 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Finding_Elysium]

I got an alert saying there was a new episode, so I threw on the vest with the most pockets, cargo shorts with the highest of tube socks cause you can never be too careful of ticks, and hiking boots to get here as fast as I could. Passed a few gooses, they weren't silly, so I yelled at them to stop being cudas and shitting everywhere and get a life.

[@Finding_Elysium]

@@carolyntalbot947 none. If they’re serious, they’re fuckin’out!

[@JoJo_19_77]

What did the geese yell back at you as you stomped through their hood? 😜

[@Finding_Elysium]

@@JoJo_19_77 they didn’t, they just walked all smug like, strutting, like they were too good to even say hello. And yes they were of the Canadian variety.

[@Dust_YourselfOff]

Lovin the return my man. The whole part with the gay guy not liking “mens” no more had me dead 💀

[@ethansleeper6952]

“Guess if he’s 5’5” or not” Hahahaha

[@ameliamark4867]

Gloria has been trading for me and I’m very happy investing with her company, I really want to say a big thanks to investor Gloria

[@vanessajowel8655]

Investor Gloria is one of the best female broker ❤️

[@jannetjohnson581]

That’s why you need a professional broker that we make trade and much profit for you, I recommend investor Gloria she has been trading for me for some years now and I’m very much comfortable with her.

[@kelseydallas2318]

Words can’t describe how happy I am that you still make this podcast. Babies for fucking life man🤘

[@scottcroft9975]

🤘

[@defferwa]

Hell yeah dude this is great

[@danjarmusik878]

This is the only platform he has left after he tried to hook up with teenage girls

[@scottcroft9975]

@@danjarmusik878 not exactly what happened. But it's the internet, so spread disinformation. F it!

[@madison9259]

@@scottcroft9975 oh you want to combat disinformation? read through "Case No. 2:21-cv-1918" filed in the central district of california, then come back here and see if you still wanna throw down for this guy

[@khalylatheville4814]

Yes sr...........I got no mind no more. 🤣

[@khalylatheville4814]

I ain't gey no more...... I am deliver.....🤣

[@BEERBOMB113]

Chris does those memes on point though lol. Guess I'll die now

[@ralphsberry]

this podcast is funny. makes me laugh every time. thanks Chris.

[@SweetMsAdventure]

Annnnd m'day just got brighter 🤗

[@fredburns6846]

not gonna lie, i like the emo broken-down chris way more than the cocky not-a-dent chris ill just say it, i love chris fullodents delia.

[@vjbele]

YEEEEEES! Chris uploaded another pod for the babies!

[@davidozbone]

I pray next episode opens up with Chris saying "this is episode Blink-182 of congratulations podcast" 🤘😁

[@callumcoates-keddypsychesy5954]

I wrecken chris smashed his congratulations sign he usually has when all the scandals were around.

[@Jswizzle2424]

*reckon

[@Jswizzle2424]

If you don’t already know how to spell reckon... you probably shouldn’t be using it in a sentence.

[@callumcoates-keddypsychesy5954]

@@Jswizzle2424 anks a lot.

[@Jswizzle2424]

@@callumcoates-keddypsychesy5954 *thanks

[@callumcoates-keddypsychesy5954]

@@Jswizzle2424 Ok sheers for that.

[@GtLukero]

Chris literally the ONLY person on earth who makes me wanna have a kid.

[@captaingreenjazz5651]

Why

[@betch2s4s]

That's fucking odd

[@captaingreenjazz5651]

Is it that u might have a kid that’s a girl and he might predate on her?

[@2tart]

Lmfaoooo “my son is gonna walk in to a room and ask “where are my presents”” I fkn died.

[@chrissyappel2449]

Hell yeah, babiessssss. 181!!

[@adamthroop785]

I am baby

[@leatherbuddies]

“I DONT LIKE MANS NO MORE!” Haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂

[@Fordo63]

I'll be here til Chris is in a wheel chair talking about androids on Instagram hookin, but still the youngest man alive.

[@mikejimenez6470]

22:45 for the time stamp on one of the best “aaayyyyyyyyyyyessdudes” we’ve seen in a long time

[@LatiNoble]

If only his “friends” could appreciate the growth his fans get to enjoy.

[@brosmer92]

If people aren’t down with you at your worst they don’t deserve you at your best

[@snah240sx]

F Sport Teams slipping all over the place. 🏈

[@R3b3lDiamond]

Aaaannndddd the Renner soundboard clip is back. Thank you, Lort. 🙏

[@allisonhouck7062]

Best one yet since you started again! And you said why do I do this? Its for people like me that just have a garbage life but for one hour a day we can let go all loosey goosey.

[@CDubRealTalk]

Chris you are no longer a tired eagle...you are a phoenix rising from the ashes!!!

[@MrAhuraMazda]

Uncancelled Dants is on fire. THIS is the real Man On Fire

[@Gsxrnoob]

More like a Crane with the long skinny legs y’know

[@linguiniproductions451]

The "ah" thing Chris`s son does is hilarious 🤣 this podcast rrriips

[@mattygametime6722]

Am from the city or Erie and can confirm all of this, also the place where they did undercover billionaire is apparently a shit show now 😂😂 we have a lot of bars though 🍺 shoutout

[@a.nester7676]

Hey, it's okay to love Erie. Cheers.

[@eltoro969]

22:42 Chris not knowing he can go to "history" and find the pages he clicked out.

[@benjaminnurthen]

"It's just supposed to be refreshing. Kid."

[@ohboysv]

Bro, i fell out 😂

[@spencercleaves1408]

Chris should write a whole comedy set with Calvin stories lol

[@michaelzamora8056]

Ugh

[@DstrtdMnd]

Do I watch it the day before on Patreon? YES! do I like the bonus content? YES! Do I still get excited from the KZbin notification and watch it again anyway? A-yeah!

[@Christian-hw3be]

Lol is this an advertisement? Reads like one

[@DstrtdMnd]

@@Christian-hw3be sure. Subscribe to his Patreon

[@lonci2244]

I know this will sound cheesy but as someone who has depression, i know how hard what youre doing. Im proud of you man, and you should be proud of yourself as well

[@liesllarson9687]

It probably only sounds cheesy to you because you have a goldfish in your ear

[@TroubleOnTheWaters]

But Chris.... your shirt tho. That's a 'hah' if Ive ever seen one

[@allisonbarton9166]

When you exploit your infant for sympathy and views 😍

[@Ffeoli1039]

gotta do what you gotta do.

[@ErinJeanette]

Yesss I'm here in less than fifteen minutes Hey Chris, hey friends. What's happening?

[@FearOfGod444]

You don't look so old. Plus u a certified baby like the rest of us

[@FearOfGod444]

NM tho. Woke up this morning by the grace of god and not only did I wake up this morning but I woke up a free man so life is good down here in the country. How are you? How is everyone else doing? Much love to anyone reading this 🖤

[@FearOfGod444]

@@carolyntalbot947 factuals

[@EliBrigante]

Dont say a number followed by “minute podcast” i got a sudden wave of depression as you said that because of the TEN MIN POD *i P-popped then FUCK out of Pod*

[@aidanm5578]

Was feeling like shit then saw this in my feed aaaah-yes!

[@TonesWorld480]

"why did you turn around??" "oh cause im lying" 💀💀💀💀

[@brentbarrus9754]

I missed him for his sleepy eyes We missed him for his raindrop thighs He missed us for exciting highs We lost him to his many lies I lost him to a phony guise He lost, and wondered... _No Pain_ eventually dies? Through tearful cries, He began to rise More humble yet, And somewhat wise. I love to see our Dad's reprise We love to see a vain demise He KNOWS we're with him, When he tries. Life Rips Again

[@Oli420X]

I shed a tear

[@dimftillon]

10/10

[@joshuadinan5512]

Jesus.... he referenced Ebaumsworld... what a throwback

[@lordmaximus5]

Been refreshing my page all day waiting for an upload YYYYYYEEEEEEES!

[@seankoons2023]

Man I can’t stop laughing. Really missed you dude. You legit left a void. Thank you for being you

[@tylerblanchard8290]

I would love a podcast with both Chris Ds. I feel like you two would riff ORD

[@osloconfidental1807]

Make no mistake, that would be the greatest podcast of all time

[@ui-dovakiin4549]

Dude that would be WILD!!!

[@paolo6336]

Did I watch last night on Patreon? YEEEAAAASS! Am I watching again on KZbin because I’m a good pers’? HYEASSS!!!

[@abcdefg.05]

We he did the voice of the "higher voiced newscaster" I laughed and choked on my Babybel cheese.

[@chrix6six886]

Straight up my FAVORITE podcast hands down since getting it back after having it taken away for a time...

[@fabiolopez7079]

Tim Dillion's became and remains my fav podcast once Congratulations went away. this still rips tho iiiiyesss!!!

[@shadowform1264]

"Worst book ever! But also...BEST book ever!" YES!!!!

[@LiViNgSTANN]

Christopher I need TEN MINUTES of your time again, once a week. With the old man and the wrestler action hero dude... wasn’t there a comeback in the works? Isn’t there a comeback in the works? 😘

[@mrthirdperson00]

I was DYING this whole episode hahahahaha missed you, man

[@nathanieljohnson5555]

Every podcast is literally so god dang funny dude. Relatable every time. “Are we watching it or not?!” ROFL

[@zach_334]

Chris “nuh dents” Delia blessing our Friday once again. EEEEEE’YESSSSS

[@clementine2234]

This new chris confuses me

[@guitarriff123]

Biodynamic slip simulator 😂

[@markschmitt1322]

Industrial* 🤣

[@annaderp]

Don't support a person that assults young girls

[@reesbarnes4746]

What's up babies

[@DoYouDontYou89]

@Chris D'Elia Try "control + shift + T" to restore previous tabs if you accidentally close your browser (chrome at least). Keep up the good work man. Congratulations on being a happy family man.

[@sthomasond]

Of all the "might as well start a podcast" podcasts, this is my favorite

[@dustins_gram]

This dudes already rich why is he bottom feeding on patron? I really hope u fools don't give this man your money lol. What happens after he gets it??? Oooops..

[@BIGKILLAJ]

Go back to intro from 2019 pls

[@lionheartrich3387]

That!

[@MentalGains]

On a serious note you most likely have knee pains because you work out your quads (for the tear drop) a lot more compared to your hamstrings. Work the hamstrings more and it will strengthen the knee.

[@jacobscott624]

The 'l live for this' 😂

[@inigomontoya619]

"The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow." -Earl Simmons/DMX Hope ya made it to heaven My dogg. My favorite rapper and maybe favorite person in entertainment. You brought the fear of hell and mercy of heaven to the world in the sickest bars. Even made cry sometimes. 🐐 🏆 🐕

[@Hokyoplasmicwaffle]

Happy Friday babies!!!

[@mitchzurbrigg2403]

Dude, we re so glad ur back bro. Because we're fucking degenerates and you know it AAHHHH YESSSS!

[@kurt_is]

*heh, thank you for* *_l i s t e n i n g_* no... thank *YOU* for being here for/with us.

[@sundialchild]

Ah fuck life feels normal again when Chris complains about the apple TV remote 🥰

[@mukesh_bombay]

We need to hear your reaction to the DMX news

[@Th3oSK]

100% agree salt bae should be done 40:45 - this fukin guy has 35 million followers somehow

[@jesusbarraza3050]

Whenever Delia talks about his son. I immediately compare it to his Incorrigible special

[@pineappleparty6279]

Hahah dude same, every time.

[@jesusbarraza3050]

@@spellboundty it means literally what it says ....

[@jesusbarraza3050]

@@spellboundty oohhmmyygooood dude. “INCORRIGIBLE” is the name of his Netflix special......you must be new here

[@jesusbarraza3050]

@@spellboundty he has a whole bit on how he thinks he couldn’t be a dad, specifically to a son. Common man

[@shaddy9121]

@@jesusbarraza3050 what makes him a “common man” in your eyes? His lack of Chris D’Elia knowledge?

[@TopTron80]

nothing beats watching this while doing fckin taxes...LIFE RIIIIIPPPPPS

[@kale_____]

The worst part about being this early is I cant read the funny comments while I watch

[@scottkoppinger2595]

CTRL + SHIFT + T....REOPENS CLOSED TABS/WINDOWS....For fuck sake

[@joedirte8952]

“What’s your favorite Star Wars?” *click* 😂😂😂

[@dominicpalmer321]

Now did he say he was gonna do an hour podcast in the beginning but he only did 47 minutes? Eeeeeeyeesss dude

[@allisonbarton9166]

When you committed SA and keep posting 😍

[@aaroneusjames2342]

I was literally about to comment how Chris should be bigger for the amount of time he's spent in the gym.. just having a friend pass along 5 or 6 things, that I had no idea were important, made me feel like I was finally getting my money's worth at the gym.. also, I decided on my own, to always hit the treadmill first, bc cardio is a pain in the ass, it's the easiest to ignore, but at the end of the day, it's the most important.