[Pre-Scratch] Homestuck - Tribal Ebonpyre Extended

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[@WallzTheGamerplaysGames]

IT AINT A STRIDER SOUP WITHOUT ONIONS

[@TheMariofan222]

2 months later... "WE NEED MORE ONIONS NAK NAK" "guys stop adding onions i dont have any more liquids in my body to cry with"

[@flareonmay890]

I think it would be a strider soup anyways, he makes me want to cry just from looking at him. what a beautiful creature.

[@Elemessclr]

MOTHERFUCKIN miracle THAT they HAVE all THESE motherfucking ONIONS

[@dragonfeather8786]

Whenever I feel i've lost control of my life, I also sit in a pot of soup. I can relate, Dave

[@redempireartistworld2728]

Same

[@emilyballin7414]

Ok, I have been sitting on this for too long. What do you mean!

[@Adam-hi3vg]

THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [SillyStrings!]

[@an_entity7]

Dave is actually crying oh it's the onions

[@koykoy13]

onions...

[@an_entity7]

koykoy13 yeah i was just gonna edit the comment

[@buntyhunter4142]

WHO 3V3R H34RD OF L1TTL3 ON1ONS M4K1NG P3OPL3 CRY?

[@an_entity7]

Terezi Pyrope Hi terezi!

[@andrewroberts1508]

+Terezi Pyrope Do you even *Sniff* know what kind of shit onions say to us! *Sob* It's worse than getting *sniff* culled.

[@irishyell]

Psychic: * Reads my mind * Me: * This video * Psychic: What the fuxk

[@proudlyinsane9561]

Psychic: You seem to have a strange image of a child with sunglasses being made into soup by red alligators. Oh that's normal.

[@xs-qq4vg]

Wow. Dave, the emotionless, depressed, badass. Crying. In a soup pot. This is Homestuck with one gif. Simple fact.

[@zekeram129]

Anxious Gamer Onions.

[@linkmariokirby7373]

im not crying its the onions -the Dave of Guy

[@Ignagamer27]

is emotionless depressed and badass until he accepts hes gay and bro abused him

[@IsopodAqua]

I don't even remember why they were cooking him in the first place

[@beckyzyvonoski7156]

It was their way of greeting, or something like that.

[@addvioIence]

Me too i arleady reached the 'FL1P' password event and i dont remember why they were cooking dave >:?

[@tonberry2670]

I think it was to get back at him for the whole stock market scam thing. XD

[@Elemessclr]

terezi said she was gonna make him cry in the past

[@tooth6676]

star wars reference probably

[@colegu1190]

I like how Dave is texting Terezi as hes being put in a put a pot with onions by a bunch of mindless nakadiles

[@davestrider1360]

TG: you can see the pure pain and regret, glistening in my tears TG: and this is where i tip my hat and jump off a bridge cause this is where my life has come to

[@vriska6314]

*its the onions*

[@merrittanimation7721]

A brutal depiction of a young man being boiled alive for 15 minutes.

[@gamerule18]

Good soup

[@salsaccino]

Soak them tears back up, lil' man. It's just some onions.

[@bomes2084]

ON1ONS DON’T M4K3 HUM4NS CRY

[@gabrielquist6120]

It's just their way of saying "hello." The sad thing is: Me and my brothers have determined that my consorts would also be alligators. I have to deal with the "nak nak nak."

[@treetheent]

sacrifice sacrifice sacRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE

[@saekoakumachi5809]

My thoughts exactly

[@gavinom]

NAKrifice NAKrifice NAKrifice NAKrifice NAKrifice

[@treetheent]

Gavinom Pegasus aaaayyyyyyy

[@gavinom]

restlessSleeper Im quite good at puns, i guess you could say i... got the NAK of it ; )

[@cyn-chan4567]

nakrifice bitches

[@mikevanvoorst6815]

TG: what the fuck was the point of this again GC: WHY D4V3 GC: WH4T 1S TH1S TH4T MY NOS3 D3T3CTS GC: COULD 1T B3 GC: T34RS??? >:O TG: this is bullshit TG: this was a setup all along GC: 1 TOLD YOU TH4T YOU WOULD CRY D4V3 GC: 1 TOLD YOU BRO................ >8y My exact thought when I saw this.

[@christiannguyen8446]

when some salamanders decide to baptize you and they dont actually really know what baptizing is.

[@goatsandbullets]

*THE GLASSES ARE TALKING NAK NAK*

[@freddy1940]

there are way too many onions in the dave soup

[@manfredatee]

But do onions go with plush? I don't think so.

[@illuminantbaegis5984]

lyrics: NaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknakNaknaknak

[@illuminantbaegis5984]

>:?

[@jaymellathomas7958]

it's: hey hoo, hey, hanakanak- there you go.

[@Elemessclr]

no it's more like hey hoo hey anakanaka hey hoo hey anakanaka hey hoo hey anakanaka

[@tidalshores]

Man, those onions had to have said some pretty hurtful words to make a Strider cry.

[@egormatuk3786]

Are the nakagators' knives grist powered or something? becauce thw onions don't seem to end. XD

[@IsopodAqua]

Like an ogre, they have layers

[@tyred_guy3017]

*nakadiles

[@ForeverAloneDrone]

[S] Crocodiles: nak nak nak.

[@Elemessclr]

*nakodile

[@tracey8121]

nak nak nak

[@maxtes252]

Oh so this is where "Trickster Mode (Blast Off)" came from.

[@lunardour]

I like this song so much. Thanks for extending it, lumi. I love you with all my heart. Platonically, of course.

[@luminantAegis]

♦

[@lunardour]

luminantAegis OTP

[@squidwardsuicidegaming5973]

+mychannelbro ALL SHIPS ARE OBSELETE! LUMIBRO IS BEST SHIP!

[@lunardour]

Preach.

[@tidalgrunt6549]

i ship it.

[@thundre4879]

Hey hoo, hey hoo, hanakanaka, hey hoo, hey hoo, hanakanaka, hey hoo, hey hoo, hanakanaka

[@beckyzyvonoski7156]

I was just about to type that...

[@thundre4879]

MUAHAHAHA!

[@beckyzyvonoski7156]

But I found an error in yours... EHEHEHEHEH! It goes, "Hey, Hoo, Hey, hanakaka." not "Hey Hoo, Hey Hoo, Hanakanaka." ehehehehEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAH *Cough Cough*

[@thundre4879]

Actually, it's "Hey, hoo, hey, hoo, hey, hoo, hey hanakanaka" I messed up.

[@beckyzyvonoski7156]

Oh wait, there's different parts in the song... You got one near the beginning, while mine was the one after that.

[@thundre4879]

This song is clearly for ironic purposes.

[@tacocat3154]

This is now one of my favorite songs

[@sparescribbles5921]

All of the onions. All of them.

[@justtim0138]

*S A C R I F I C E*

[@jaymellathomas7958]

N A K R I F I C E .

[@spacebeetlez]

*N A K R I F I C E*

[@tidalgrunt6549]

i am a stegosaurus

[@Elemessclr]

N A K R I F I C E .

[@ndJssFlurt]

@@tidalgrunt6549 It worked, my *time* machine worked!!!

[@dglyho9133]

this is somehow way better than the atomyk ebonpyre and I'm crying

[@beckyzyvonoski7156]

1.5 Speed, though. Those Nakodiles are going CRAZY.

[@andrewroberts1508]

I don't think they put in enough onions

[@addvioIence]

How to make strider soup: YOu need: 1 Dave Strider 1 Dirk Strider 1 Lil Cal Onions Alligator friends Some other vegetables Preparation: put the striders in a bowl then add the vegetables and finnally call an alligator friend to be sure the soup its in NAK state. EDIT:From the album 'Strider Soup'

[@send_nudibranchs]

Roasting someone with the squad be like-

[@kenbeimer]

Dave soup Add: 1 Dave 500 grams of carrots 500 grams of vegetables 15 minutes of onion

[@janissparinskis]

So far I'm loving this channel. The nostalgia is giving me a heart attack.

[@abigaildevoe]

My favorite panel of Homestuck

[@garbage3699]

the longer I look at the photo the funnier it gets

[@bighamerreis2058]

this is all i ever wanted

[@unknownsigils]

Nak nak nak!

[@blackspy8331]

Why does he look like a wojack WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A WOJACK

[@demirogue]

This video is making me laugh way more than it should, it's so ridiculous

[@butt3rman369]

The onions man, THE ONIONS!

[@GatesOfAvalon1]

LYRICS: hey ho hey hey ho hey hedacadaca hey ho hey hadachadaca hey ho hey hadachadaca

[@chromaphasia453]

Are those infinity onions? They're spewing out shreds at a rate unknown to any man!

[@steelviper7724]

One of my favorite songs in the past, really reminds me out of something from the Neverhood Soundtrack.

[@CaptatK]

I just wanted to say repose in peace to dave's clothes

[@Lyrikan]

i think my favorite nakodile is the one vibrating right behind Dave.

[@alextoons6899]

Never thought violins would fit LOHAC so well.

[@CoolSkeleton17]

nak nak nak nak hey nak

[@SUNNYDINTHEREAL]

And the onion still hasn't run out

[@komority836]

that one in the background that's not doing shit is me

[@gyro7327]

strider soup

[@elliewilson870]

Man, that's a lotta onion

[@g-starthefirst]

THIS USES THE SKULLMONKEYS LEITMOTIF!!! It also sounds like Skylanders music!!! WHAT THE KLAY?! WHAT THE KAOS?!

[@occultjock4411]

Homestuck! The only place where weird shit and death happens

[@a-bird-lover]

And this is why I want a nakodile plushy

[@thundre4879]

I actually remember this.

[@powerONdelta]

Well... that soup is going to taste awful since it's more onions than Dave.

[@megido878]

yeah I'd like some atomyk ebonpyre with a hint of rituals and sburban jungle

[@arrowherbert3478]

most of the time i forget the consorts have arms

[@CaptatK]

NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK!

[@CaptatK]

NAK NAK?

[@kloggsupremeruler9067]

Captat kateni look ma! I’m a Skullmonkey! I’m Klogg-Monkey! Ruler of all Skullmonkeys!

[@caseylasagna6387]

are.... are they saying _and i oop_ ?

[@deltaphant_]

NAKANAKANAKANAKA

[@kople5563]

HOW TF DID YOU KNOW I WAS JUST ON THIS PAGE????? :::::O

[@Skedoodler]

What page is the this on?

[@kople5563]

That would be page 4673 :)

[@Skedoodler]

+Jackson Wallace thanks

[@phoebec2190]

Yes

[@peridot4676]

WHO PUT THESE ONIONS HERE

[@FloweyFanClub]

this scene isn't even too far fetched

[@JustASmore]

The one Dave that *disliked* this

[@CaptatK]

EH OH EH OH EH OH NAK NAK

[@jaymellathomas7958]

what if Dave did get eaten?

[@chromaphasia453]

Is it bad that I first heard ebonpyre through the nyan cat nakadile song on lofam

[@troyeton645]

remember that scene in homestuck where the nakodiles tried to vore dave while terezi watched?

[@generictrainer4513]

how Long do3s it t4k3 to chop 4n onion? th3yv3 b33n 4t it For 15 minut3s

[@cronchy4580]

_Naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak_

[@liamwhite3522]

Kinda wished that Nakkadile ( kzbin.info/www/bejne/qafOfZ59qJ6brrM ) was mixed in once. Was slightly dissapointed. Still awesome, but this would've been funny if Nyan Cat suddenly played.

[@thepetrarcticwar2778]

Nak.

[@wolgmiD]

this somehow sounds like a touhou song?

[@kloggsupremeruler9067]

This somehow sounds like a Skullmonkeys song?

[@plxlnnt]

easily sounds like a donkey kong song

[@orangeaurora]

NAK

[@peepeetheanime8670]

Should I make this my wallpaper for a week?

[@kloggsupremeruler9067]

Yes

[@dragonirradiant3188]

Dave does not approve of this.

[@eevee2joltyon]

Filthy nuclear bunker?

[@leaf-green990]

Is... is Dave okay?

[@chelseagottliebsen6489]

He's fine, just lost control.

[@leaf-green990]

Oh.

[@jaymellathomas7958]

+MiRaClEs wow, crocodiles, how original.

[@squidwardsuicidegaming5973]

Someone's gonna turn this into a weird vore fanfic.

[@squidwardsuicidegaming5973]

I don't think I'm comfortable with that.

[@beckyzyvonoski7156]

You just HAD to say it, didn't you...? Yea, someone's probably already done that. Just a sec, looking on the internet... Yup, it's there. Time to bleach my eyes.

[@beckyzyvonoski7156]

I'm not either. I already had to bleach my eyes once. Don't want to do that again.

[@hwsws]

414th like... I feel bad

[@CoolSkeleton17]

como olvidar cuando se querian comer a dave~ ahh~ que recuerdos

[@featheredleviathan8558]

tag urself I'm dave

[@PivoteroIniciante]

no

[@featheredleviathan8558]

:(

[@scrungle6521]

I'm the left onion... "OW STOP SLICING ME!" "OH THE AGONY!!!"

[@irradiatedPirateBooty]

I'm the knife being held by the bottom left croc :p

[@EariosRandomness]

I'm the pot