Pregame Discharge is NOT AFRAID

[@dualblade14]

Everyone be quiet this episode. Lyle's gonna be extra drunk this time around and you don't want to draw his vengeance

[@PlebNC]

*puts pencil and paper down* Me: "aww... I wanted to draw his vengeance..."

[@Ve-id8zd]

Does Murasama need to be drawn from it sheath?

[@planetzdr]

Don’t want to draw the repercussions of his wrath either.

[@Sonderer_Wonderer]

Don't let him find out about the other, more secret orb of Mecha-Thoth.

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

That's my secret cap, i CRAVE Dad's vengeance

[@MCgabou]

This Fortnite x Shell collab is the scariest x most depressing I've seen this halloween

[@PlebNC]

Which considering this month included KZbin starting a war on Adblockers causing a bunch of people to simp for KZbin Premium like it's good the corporations are placing obstacles for us to pay to remove despite adblockers still working fine.

[@MaztRPwn]

Ill be god damn if parents buy their kids fake gas in a shitty baby game.

[@tacticaljunk1608]

To be fair, it isn't endorsed by Epic. It's user created content, and it just so happens the user creator is a giant oil company.

[@PlebNC]

@@tacticaljunk1608 By allowing it on their platform, it's an implicit endorsement of it. It's why Facebook wants terrorist, suicide and pedophilia pages off their site, if nothing else than the public image if not the legal one. All Shell did was find a way to avoid paying Epic a sponsor fee.

[@MCgabou]

@@tacticaljunk1608 this kinda makes me feel better about humanity

[@QuackyPoo]

Please never put this show out late, it's my reminder that I need to pay rent

[@jacksonanderson4406]

too true

[@OtothaG]

Your comment reminded me to pay my mortgage 😂 thank you

[@EHKOS]

oh shit, I should pay my phone bill. Thanks bro

[@lupuxxxx]

You are giving this chaotic man to much power...

[@SunnydayRay1]

The "I'm gonna drive" joke really got me. wp Lyle, wp

[@CameraColossus]

Thanks for stopping by and Happy Halloween you filthy animals

[@massivive]

thank you mr camera I hope for this day you become a candy colossus

[@crackedemerald4930]

I wanna join the mile high kyle

[@jakass]

Thanks Niall, Kyle, and maybe Lyld

[@frankomancer]

Lyle really must not be scared of ghosts if he doesnt even bother to mention "The Ghost with the Most" hounding him anymore

[@Zafiro_Regio]

i think the funniest part about the Shell x Fortnite collab is that they turned off fuel consumption on the map vehicles making the gas stations useless

[@frankieriver5296]

5:19 I like a lot the way he says: "I FUCKING LOVE GAS"

[@Nyarlathotep637]

Glad to see someone who loves gasoline as much as I do, i went to a gas station once cause i wanted some gas, and while i was getting gas some butt munch was eye ballin me hard and i politely asked "yes?" of which he very bluntly replied "what the fuck are your doing?" can you believe the nerve of this guy asking what im doing at a fucking gas station getting gas, anyway i replied "what the fuck does it look like, getting gas!" he then proceded to look at me like i was on drugs (which i was) as i got into my car and drove away, anyway i must have passed out for some strange reason and woke up on the couch thinking it was all a dream like "awww i really wish i had some gas" but then i walked into the kitchen and lo and behold the milk jug i had filled with gas in my dream was sitting on the counter and still half full! i had the rest with cereal

[@Carforinus]

Hyenas is such a big kick in the balls for any total war fan, they (creative assembly) basically just put so much into hyenas and ignored all their total war games it all to waste money on a game nobody wanted

[@Risingdoom1]

Even MORE Mouse Arc lore!

[@SwervingRain]

Lyle doesn’t afraid of anything. Lyle can’t scared.

[@speedodragon]

I love you Lyle. Your angry persona with an unstoppable ego is hilarious. "I won't stop you from watching them, but just know that I could" was low key comedy gold.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

The only dad in my life that beats me up when he ISN'T drunk.

[@Celt420]

You know why I'm here Lyle, the pact written in blood signed millennia ago dictates the same as it does every year. Now let's go have a fun Halloween night, the only holiday I ever celebrate. You love these!

[@downtempos]

the only videos that take priority over every single other video in my subs

[@nannonana]

Literally the only news I will watch. Keep it up you big weirdo

[@interrobangings]

4:45 "middle eastern dinosaur goo" excuse me i exclusively get my dinosaur goo from oil sands 😤😤😤

[@lepecard]

Christ, I made it 45 seconds and had to pause it. Hardest I've laughed in awhile! The world needs more ghost-roasting!

[@andrewj.silkwood8355]

The “Now Watch This Drive” clip inclusion was a nice touch

[@RawbeeVee]

Woah a pregame discharge at the end of the month wtf Lyle you scared me

[@Phuqr]

Lyle you're insane, and that's why I come here for news

[@lilbadwordYT]

"Woah I'm gonna drive" holy fuck 😂

[@plainlake]

Shelling out so hard!

[@Shogunisdead]

That mouse in the intro scared the heckin frick out of me Lyle. How did you get so brave?🙃

[@ff-pj3de]

Regular rodent slaughter with nothing but a belt and a dream, back when he was living in a garage.

[@pookachu150]

Man I love this time of the month. Its the only time I look forward to a discharge. Pregame or otherwise

[@myorin2468]

Thanks for reminding me my rent is due, I use this show as a reminder. I luv u lyle lyle pile for hire

[@TrueCrouton]

The joke of Lyle threatening to drive while drunk was hilarious.

[@Trygyl]

Wildshade, coming to you November V Great vid as always Lyle, always a great blend of insightful and cuttingly sarcastic commentary

[@kmk8247]

My headphones were muted, so I was absolutely flabbergasted at the silent, disappointed looks dad was making at bottles before silently cleaving an elephant in twain. Very avante garde. Then the audio kicked in.

[@KevRyanCG]

I got an advert for Hero Wars before this video and it had a princess eating dudes and shitting out their bones.

[@CODDE117]

Your little anime short was so funny I thought it was Adult Swim's next hit

[@trschaos]

0:17 belting time

[@joinzi7708]

Thanks Lyle

[@Alex-ru4rv]

Lyle is not the drunk driver we deserve, but the drunk driver we need

[@hollardude]

OH BOY! HALLOWEEN! THE ONLY DAY WHERE ITS NORMAL TO BE SCARED OF DAD SCREAMING AT ME!!!!

[@FatJesusHangry]

FUCK YEAA excited to see lyles still fighting the rat king

[@roachdoggjr4648]

Ive been waiting for another episode

[@Ajax-0137]

The most tragic thing about that stupid "Hyenas" game, is that was developed by Creative Assembly -- The people behind Alien Isolation . To think that they spent all that time and effort on that turd of a game just to be canceled, when they could have been making Alien Isolation 2. Absolutely infuriating that Sega would do this so such an amazing developer

[@Cobbster92]

Thank you for reminding me that these exist, dad

[@gizmo12055]

first time i ever heard of that Hyenas game lol

[@Turian_Hustle]

I love this channel 👏

[@jackmcmorrow9397]

Bungie waits until Lyle posts to evade his wrath

[@nomorenames7323]

Good god I forgot that people sound different when they’re completely hammered.

[@stinklinethegoblin5952]

Highlight of my month

[@Gravewhisper]

Of course you're not afraid of robbers, nobody would wanna rob the guy with the anime sword replicas. Not because that's scary or anything, but because there's no way you'll find any valuables that are easy to fence off in the house of someone who spends their money on things like anime sword replicas. :D

[@IjiModo]

Please don't stop us, Lyle!! We want to watch the cartoons!!

[@CheapCreep]

Shell sponsoring a kid's game is some Mad Max dystopian shit.

[@TyranusRex721]

Bungie was smart to announce all their layoffs yesterday to avoid Lyle's wrath for an extra month.

[@Bournai]

Fear is a decadence enjoyed by the spooped.

[@jesterbomb6763]

This was a good one

[@mistertwister7858]

Monthly gas fill up at the Wrath station

[@potentfrog]

babe wake up, lyle just posted

[@antMANscochiey]

Can't believe Lyle died driving a ski-doo off the Vincent Thomas Bridge and they still posted this. His legacy lives on through each of us. Don't drunk drive snowmobiles, guys. Cars only.

[@abdulhfhd]

This show is highly underrated

[@CaptinPrice100]

Best Halloween ever

[@krewl1252]

finally the spookiest thing i can think of my dad coming home sober

[@toastedt140]

I'm not afraid anymore! I'm not 🤥

[@DoNotCallMyBrother]

1:47 so happy it does not have the piss jar color tone

[@MrMillionDub]

I'm gonna assume that Pregame Discharge has something of a script when it's recorded, but even I couldn't see that gas setup and punchline coming.

[@sludgeypop]

That Fortnite Shell / shit is like next level grim

[@iller3]

Tim Epic must be pretty far into Debt if he needed to sign onto this deal

[@dirtychewbrocca]

That opening was funny asf

[@JollySwaggmann]

i'm really glad we got footage of asmongold eating, really tied up the video games

[@anthonydeadman]

Happy Halloween Lyle. . . . What? The man's drunk. There's no vengeance to be had here when the man's passed out on the stool.

[@SmogginMog]

2:12 Brownnnn Bricks?

[@raditurbo]

I'm curious how much editing time does thr front side and profile lyle face add to the editing of the episodes

[@ArcRay20]

i never knew Lyle was such a violent gas man.

[@BlahoogaDMD]

lol I clicked this video cuz it spoke about Spirit of the North 2. Even just for 9 seconds lol

[@abyazkarim6755]

So does this mean the mouse arc is truly over?

[@greenlion1089]

Cool to see you voiced in the new Helluva Boss Ep dude!

[@iller3]

Seeing the homeless man at the end have some food to eat was a heartwarming touch to include for _the Holiday_

[@tim4330]

Portlandcore is a single word that expresses of book trilogy worth of reasons why not to buy something

[@archithrough]

"Super Mario looks bad, they should have let Ubisoft make the new mario" - Lyle

[@yanderelemming]

I love you Content Boy. Happy Halloween.

[@dangbassist5225]

There's something uniquely humorous about cutting from the guy wearing that hideous purple Twitch shirt to Lyle wearing the badass Malevolent Creation shirt. PS: Lyle do yourself a favor & shove the album "Arisen New Era" by Kronos into your earballs. You can thank me later.

[@JacobHillSBD]

That’s not Lyle, that’s Streamer/Businessman/Criminal Jschlatt.

[@eliasplaysmusic]

Lyle you could write your intro speeches into stand up bits lol

[@BrainBoxLaboratory]

I FUCKIN LOVE PREGAME DISCRAGE FUCK YES

[@wookieerror404]

i go to the gas station just to sniff the GAS I LOVE GAS!!!!!!....wait what was i saying....GAS I LOVE GAS!!!!!

[@GrayD_Fox]

Lyle the man of banter and he’s promoting that?

[@dogauthier]

Wait wait wait... American gas stations have TVs?? It's already dystopian my guy

[@killerdoogz2019]

Kyle the berserk fan? Huge W

[@MCPeeBoy]

Lyle, I think I speak for everyone. When I saw you in that Jacksfilms video on content stealing it was evident you have a problem. You need to stop drinking. It will ruin your life. We are all very concerned for you. We have for you nothing but love

[@salewdpez4952]

I legit didn't know that one Sega game got cancelled.

[@DarkysLPs]

Video games sure are neat

[@thebosstin2420]

I never expected schlatt to be in one of these videos

[@hoggo3789]

Lyle's wrath comes again. Every spread your cheeks

[@Username-dx5vo]

That fucking Fortnite segment genuinely had me stunned.

[@task_under_rubblestone5575]

We all know Lyle was dressed as a Lyle Mech for Halloween when that rodent of a mouse scurried by

[@jameson7276]

At least now I can stop thinking I'm having a stroke whenever they release a new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare title

[@mikemater]

Lfmao the dui joke was good

[@chomskysfavefive]

Nice mouse dude

[@CapnSquiggles]

Thank you, Lyle! Sorry about your disability.

[@AtomicFire41]

No please, online replacement dad, don’t hop in your Miata after a couple of whiskeys like my real life now replaced dad

[@girlweird833]

The umpteenth pregame discharge of me asking for the name of the background song. Please. What is called?

[@TheA10king]

Lyle us a patriot. Thank you for your service..

[@Zz-_-]

I think I per-gamed

[@kankunation13]

Correction on the Ark News: the Vinn Diesel one (Ark 2) isn't out yet. Survival Ascended is just a remaster of Ark 1, using UE5. basically a quick little cash grab to fun a few more private islands and maybe also the Vinn Diesel Game.

[@ghguyrur7]

Someone hasn’t seen Boney slays, Cory says some pretty frightening things about the chicken from 5 nights.

[@fantagemagorical]

third trimester scrape n suck is a WILD statement

[@STRAY_DOGGZ]

GIVE US MORE CLASS OF 09!!!